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revolutionary edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Previous
>>62785560
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power hour please!!!
we are so close to recovering!!
make it fucking happen!!
kevin!!!!!!
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>>62786230
>No obvious AbPornality in the wrist bones
Chat GPT literally trolling the retard
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just a PSA, space stocks will moon in december. look into buying ones that have dipped 60% from the peak
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ok just got back from Costco, what have I missed since 9:45 PST?
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>>62786230
You joke about this but it's actually possible to predict what an x-ray would look like based on the picture of a hand.
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>>62786246

everything will pump for the hannukah rally as is tradition. people think its the Santa rally but it always starts way before christmas. its a hannukah rally.
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WHY IS CVX DROPPING? PLEASE TELL ME IT'S JUST PROFIT TAKING
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Come on, Power Hour!
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>>62786253

Ukraine/Russia escalating. everything that Trump said was fake and gay. like 10 oil tankers blown up in the black sea this week while the news keeps you focused on Hormuz which is also a total clusterfuck

clown administration. possibly the worst of all time
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>>62786253
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>>62786248
I appreciate you for posting these anon
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Was anon suggesting next year gonna be like 1931 fr fr?
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>>62786230
>chatgpt just X-rays my hands off if a picture
This guy retarded or just joking?
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>>62786272
i appreciate being appreciated
As my entire self worth is derived from being helpful to strangers on the internet
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>Split threads
Shit is going DOWN.
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>>62786267
everytime trump tries for peace this shit happens, cant trump strong arm them into not attacking
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SNAP going to 50 dollars
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>>62786286
next few weeks finna be juicy
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>>62786294

trump is just going to keep pumping RBLX stock and BTC for Barron trump man he "doesn't think about you at all"
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>>62786230
SI literally winned
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tech about to go green
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is there a stock named BBC? so i can buy it
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>>62786305
I swear I've read the same shite by some indian on linkedin
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>>62786300
Such a waste of time, money, lives, and resources. We dont hate Kleptocrats and Putin enough.
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Don't care, I'm not following the herd cattle, I'll fucking SHORT everything.
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>QQQ
I like the company
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>>62786308
Just move to england.
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I am a cowardly Pajeet!
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Some anon said we would pin to 7700 around open and then rocket to 7760 by close. His dad must work at Nintendo
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>fnma +15+%
>Usar+6%
I solded the literal bottom yesterday.
Would still be a baggie though
Nigger.
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Some anon shilled QTEX in an earlier thread. How do we feel about it? Worth dropping a few grand into?
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>GREEN PORT
bought dips every day increasingly more this week and got rewarded
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Diamond Hands and Slurpers won

Panicians and Doomers lost
Simple as
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STOP BUYING!!!!
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>>62786321
same
nigger indeed
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WHAT. THE FUCK. IS GOING. ON?
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Do not Panic
IREN endures.
There is much to be done.
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>>62786346
NEVER selling. DIAMOND handing. FUCK niggers.
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>HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP

I'm green
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>>62786321
Market makers calculated your max pain threshold and succeeded.
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>>62786330

why would I panic? all my shit went up this week and I sold it neon green.

sorry about your tech bags bro glad your SOXL stayed over 100. that's fucking winning bro you did so good holding it from 150 to 100 and not selling. gold star. best goy award for this dude.
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Kamisama onegai, make me green today
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CASHNADO ALERT!
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>>62786363
>Alerts may be delayed by 15 minutes.
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Sour hour... GO
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KEEP SELLING!!!

CONTINUE DUMPING!!!
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any cubs got hurted
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WHERE ARE MY ROCKET LAB (RKLB) NIGGERS AT?
YOU BOUGHT THE DIP, RIIIGHT?
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>>62786323
retard pumps on good news. when will that happen? no one knows. will be worth a lot at some point.
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COME ON BABY ONE MORE BIG RED ONE FOR DADDY
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>>62786387
yessir I just got out of SOXS into rocket lab
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>US consumers have been stuck in an inflationary squeeze for years. Odeta Kushi from First American says it’s too soon to say inflation expectations are becoming entrenched, but the risk is firmly on the Fed’s radar

Yeah totally too soon
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>>62786285
Don't be a luddite. AI is the future.
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KEEEVIIINNN
give us a late pump please
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>>62786241
holy shit you did it, SPY is above open now how did you do this
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>>62786261
>HE BELIEVES DINOSAUR GOO IS SOMETHING EXCLUSIVE.
NIGGER, THERE'S MORE OIL THAN WATER.IN THE WORLD.
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>on another day of "buying and holding is retarded" the company with unpayable debts is mega rebounding because it was down the last few days- no other reason
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>>62786410
just had to land in a fpbp scenario
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ne1 buy the dell dip
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>>62786411
I DOUBT IT
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>>62786261
because you spent the last few months fudding my portfolio, now you suffer.

>>62786267
unironically just remove zelenskyy, ukrainians have failed to defeat russia and are apparently trying to collapse the world economy because ???
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>>62786305
based
>>
Seriously though Warsh said he wants to reduce the feds balance sheet to below a trillion, that's 5 trillions of bonds then he has to sell, who is buying we can hit 10% yields easily if we collectively believe in the QT dump
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>>62786420
as far as I know Russia attacked Ukraine, so it's russia that is failing
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>>62786424
>10% yields
It's a damn shame this won't have the effect it should on real estate.
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Well so far I'm 1/4. Said today spy would hit 772. Tomorrow will be nigger pump with a slight pump monday into a red week.
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>>62786321
2 weeks ago
25% short interest
Reddit is planning on shortsqueezing it
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>>62786425
no one cares nafogroid, nut up and go to the front lines or shut up before someone removes your fingers and voicebox, you worthless chickenhawk pussy.
>>
This recovery isn't even led by tech.
The market is green with oil +3% and PPI completely fucked.
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Anyone else catch the falling knife on SOXL this morning? Double bottom?
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I need a BEARGOD candle
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>>62786425
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>>62786321
LMAO

Couldn't have happened to a nicer baggot

If it makes you feel any better I realised some losses yesterday :(
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>>62786431
Who's that someone you faggotniggerpussy? Why is it not you pussybitchassnigga?

get droned zigger
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>>62786436
>yesterday the market dumped complete ass
>asking for another fucking dump

Bobos are so greed it's unreal
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/ourjew/ trying to explain the mortgage shoah that is happening
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>>62786424
If bonds go above 10 then people are expecting 11 or more % inflation year over year
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>>62786344
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>>62786446

in a rational world a 1.3% PPI print vs 0.6% expected should have been a blackswan. they turned on the money printer though. Its why I am never a bear and only shill entry/exits and buying lows

we aren't at the next low yet.
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power fifteen minutes!!!
please!!!!
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>>62786448
Anon told me mortgage loans won't impact the real estate market though, that shits sound yo
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Macro situation is too fucked long term for shit to not hit the fan, just a matter of when
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>>62786446
it's gone straight up for the last hour
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>>62786431
You lost, tranny.
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The whole market is in bull trap
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>>62786458
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Yeah fuck it, I sold my CVX too. My entry point was way too high anyway, I might slurp a dip below 210.
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>>62786448
>2 trillion in losses!
no, that's not how that works. they can simply hold until maturity, which is what they usually do. pretty sure they don't have to re-mark them for their capital ratios and even if they did that's just accounting rules and not real pressure. banks are doing just fine and are far better capitalized than they were 20 years ago, with far less risk on their books, and the new high rate environment is a huge tailwind going forward. peter schiff is a grifter and a fear salesman.
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>>62786448
>lenders create money from nothing
>now they’re sitting on losses from the money they created (ignoring if they hold to maturity they’ll still get the money)
>most likely they’re trying to shake people out like 2008 all over again so they clear the debt and seize the real asset
>goys, be reasonable, you need to bail us out (again), we’re suffering :(
(((Bankers))) tongue my anus.
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It sure does look like a repeat of the dump from a while back but accelerated. Let me guess in 2 weeks time SOXL will be at like $140.
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>>62786446
told you retard
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>>62786471
THINK OF THE UNREALIZED GAINS YOU SUBHUMAN GOY
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>>62786474
Figure 3-4 weeks it will be back to 150.
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power 7 minutes
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>>62786480
They'll never tax them because then they have to pay you for unrealized loses.
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Tomorrows gonna be red again isnt it
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>>62786458

its okay bro when the next inflation report is hot again we can just print more money again to fix it!

if they don't want to buy our bonds we can just print more money to fix it!

if the housing market crashes we can just print more money and bail it out.

if the banks fail we can just print more money and bail them out.

if all that fails we can just start WW3 and tell people to be afraid of Muslims and disable the sell button on the stock market.
>>
>>62786476
My spy is comfy and cool as fuck so idk what you're getting at
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Do I cut my memory losses or hope for an exit pump?

It feels pretty fucking over right now.
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>>62786492
>he bought the exit pump
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>>62786492
Korea is probably gonna rally hard tonight
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>>627of86458
I'll be fine so cheapies incoming
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>>62786492
I’d hold for a few more months, we’ll probably have solid earnings from key players and the CXMT RAM will turn out to be Chink bullshit like usual. I’m hoping to ride another pump between now and mid 2027 and then get out.
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>>62786489
No
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You didn't remember about memory?
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>>62786494
What else does Korea make besides Chips, TVs and Cars that is worth buying? I took was thinking of trying to hop on cheap shit cause this will probably correct into the night and I can sell in the AM..
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never doubt trump's economy
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DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
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>>62786491
I got my BEARGOD candle I needed
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>>62786510
+24.57%
>>
>>62786510
+24%

But it doesn't matter what my gains were today, tomorrow is what's important
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>>62786510
Today: +0.38%
This Week: -2.50%
This Month: +0.55%
This Year: +32.51%
From Peak: -3.37%
12 Months: +9.58%
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>>62786510
+2.3%, was down way, way more earlier in the day...
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>>62786510
+5%
>>
>>62786510
Last 2 days have been lovely. Wonder if tomorrow will be a bloodbath, as nothing good ever happens.
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>>62786513
Hope you loaded up, tomorrow is a nigger pump day.
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>>62786510
+.23 thanks to a soxl slurp. let's hope we're back because i'm holding it.
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I should have bought the RDDT 150 calls a couple days ago I'm so fucking mad at myself , motherfuck
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>>62786510
-0.36%
Not as bad as I thought it would be..
>>
>>62786489
By god it will be red
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Not a single person listened to me screaming to buy Iren and Nebius this morning (took 8k profits on Iren)
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>>62786510
Started at -3.55% and ended at 9.26%, Cramer said something about no stopping the bears? Lmao I knew that was a sign to buy thanks BEARS BTFO
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>>62786516
>>62786517
>>62786521
>>62786522
>>62786523
>>62786524
>>62786532
How in the fuck are all you guys positive today?
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>>62786510

+1.69% today
portfolio at ATH. 4th in the last week
realized a bunch more gains. 30% cash

its going to nigger crash soon. I feel it in my balls
>>
>>62786510
-0.83%. I need to increase my ports volatility any tips?
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>>62786436
I need every bear to be liquidated by a mega green candle so this general becomes usable again.
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>>62786510
Glad that Micron is green, let’s hope the vibes continue. I have some big old bags because I was a FOMO retard.
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>>62786510
+14%
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>>62786545
promptly kill yourself
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>>62786230
Wait until the algorythms prove that germ theory of disease is a fraud, and that their (((cancer theory))) is a total scam.
It'll be a total shitshow.
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>>62786541
By not being a memorytroon LMAO
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>>62786541
VOO is green, VEA is green, KMB mega pumped nearly 5%. How are you red?
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>>62786510
>ups syndrome 3.06%
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>>62786541
Bought msft, googl, crwv, cat, orcl, dell, skhy, meta, tsla, amd, puts with 25% of my portfolio, 2-7dte (mostly 2), yesterday before close, and sold today 3 mins after open.
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>The semi fakeout ends one day early
Well, at least I full-ported into Sandisk the moment it dropped to $1600.
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>>62786537
The fact everyone in this thread thinks it'll be red is sign of market going up bigly. 8 times out of 10 the market goes the exact opposite way the goyim expect it to. Spy didn't dump ass EOD like it usually does, and any last minute dips were bought back at lightning speed. The jews know what's up and are gearing up for tomorrow.
>>62786541
Spy rose 5 points. Hard to lose unless you're bobo
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>>62786538
Because you spent the last few weeks talking about how raped your iren was getting. You're gambling and telling others to gamble.

This shit literallyo nly goes down
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>>62786510
-0.38%
>>
>>62786510
+0.37%
guess I did as good as the index
>>
been drinking half a bottle of wine every knight.
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>>62786545

>echo chamber of troons with no discussion of stocks just naming the stinkiest fucking scam ticker and buying it "because line go up"

I don't want to live in your world
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>>62786510
Made back 3k of the 11k lost yesterday, still down 14k from ATH.
>Ahem... TRUMP IS A NIGGER!
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>>62786560
Nvidia
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>>62786569
Ok yeah I am down overall on Iren but still doesn’t change the fact that both were wayyyy oversold this morning
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Fertilizer bros, our time will come soon.
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>>62786576
Holy shit, bro. I'm still down 76% from then.
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>>62786510
+0.31%
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Guys
I think we're about to rally tomorrow
Source: I made it up
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>>62786586
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>>62786510
+11.41%
Still down 8.19%
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>>62786510
>+0.37%
>>
why is you niggas up today
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>>62786582
everything is retard oversold
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>HE
i slurped
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>>62786566
The market is so retarded Marvell and Sandisk can post the biggest earnings ever up 40% and it will still shit on you in 2~ weeks

And then full port software stocks like adobe.
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>>62786510
+2.75%
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>>62786592
because some of us are well diversified with boomer stocks
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>>62786448
>wall of text filled with retard babble
Name a more retarded person. I'll wait.
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Just bought NTR, what am I in for
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You guys really need to compose yourselves.
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>>62786603
I am calm.
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>>62786602
Hah cuck
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>>62786592
i bought MU at 866
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>>62786510
bought and immediately dumped -6%
ended the day up +6%
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>>62786603
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>62786510
-4,23%
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>>62786603
I'm going to India for a couple hours this weekend
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>>62786620
RIP Smigger
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>Bobos tomorrow
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>>62786620
>a couple hours
do you live in Pakistan?
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This why you never buy puts
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+8% on the IREN I bought today
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>>62786629
>Bobos tomorrow
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>>62786620
Enjoy your Canadian excursion.
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>>62786583
....cia?
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>>62786643
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>>62786620
Hope you enjoy getting the shits.
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>>62786471
>>62786601
the point is their balance sheets are keelling over
surely, even jews like you understand that?
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>>62786620
My condolences. Not even out of morbid curiosity would I visit that hellhole.
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bought into the space hype bros it kinda sucks
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>>62786639
But it didn't turn our reversed originally
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Solded @4 btw
Crazy how nearly a 20% pump is lower than a few days ago
>>
Sold CVX and WMT today, almost fell for the MU exit pump but cancelled my order on time. It'll drop even more this month, don't be impatient.
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>>62786658
>He doesn't know space is fake
Probably the most bullish position you can take as of right now. Keep adding to space stocks, it's the next fad after AI becomes status quo.
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>>62786525
I'm only doing 0dtes right now, at the moment I plan to go long OTM if I get the chance.
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So we got "people" here now soothsaying posting about AI and now banks.
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>>62786658
I only own Space X sar.
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>>62786510
+25% for the day.
>>62786541
Dip buying.
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>my total return on DCA and trying to slurp dips on Rocketlab is -23%
Does anybody have the picture of pepe with a pear on his head handy. Feeling like that rn.
I also bought a bunch of firefly cuz theres a really nice gas station/bathroom across a Firefly facility in Lampasas I go past when i'm doing road trips to visit in laws but that's also down 9%.
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>>62786671
AI isn't the bubble. The bubble is the RAM and Processors.
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>the market has done nothing but crab for the last 2 months
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>>62786688
No but this is how I see you.
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>>62786677
Based beyond belief. I bought 777 spy 1dtes earlier today. I usually do 0dtes but I got a feeling tomorrow will nigger pump
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>>62786690
I don't see them running out of orders anytime soon, at least until 2032. Don't trust yourself too much, you're clearly not that intelligent.
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>>62786448
It's a crisis because they don't have as much money as they could have had if they had had timed their investments better?
Wow they really are just like us
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>>62786706
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Seriously, am I surrounded by dumb people? Phones don't have x rays? It's true that if you share your x ray with chat gpt. it will give you a pretty decent diagnosis. Bus Jesuschrist, don't be so dumb, phones are not x ray machines o_O
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>>62786705
on opex day?
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>>62786489
Run up after hours and overnight. Crab premarket. Dump on open.
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Grrr is making a comeback I feel it in my bones and I’m not the grrr anon I just bought some
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>>62786709
you're alright, anon
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>>62786448
>HOW DARE THE FED RAISE RATES! IT WILL DESTROY THE WORLD
>WHY DID THE FED LEAVE RATES SO LOW FOR SO LONG THEY HAVE DESTROYED THE WORLD
Make up your fucking mind you kikes.
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>>62786582
>>62786593

how the fuck can a negative 15 p/e stock be "oversold"

its worth $0
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>>62786688
Have an egg pepe
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>>62786710
The chatgpt did the X-ray not the phone RETARD
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yesterday I already had a huge debate on /smg/ with the luddites. Jesuschrist, it's gonna be like this every single day. When the hell did the reddit/devianart tier way of thinking infiltrate /biz/?
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>>62786728
chatgpt cannot take x ray pictures. You need an X RAY machine.

Seriously, am I surrounded by dumb people?
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>>62786725
You don’t understand they make money in the future
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high inflation = mega bullish
i predicted all of this
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>>62786729
There's a vocal minority of doomers on here that are louder than normal because semis already had a strong run this year and everyone left with the gains leaving everyone else left in this general a loser or braggards who only joy in life is taunting others basically a combo of all the most miserable humans possible
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>>62786711
Oh. I haven't been checking my calendar.

Well, you never know.
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>>62786688
got a bobo
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>>62786731
I'm not gonna argue with an anti AI luddite. Full stop.
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>>62786729
Just ignore them and chat with ChatGPT instead
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>>62786739
It's not impossible but my impression of opex day is usually flat or red. Not a great day for gains. Usually whole sectors get shit on and the chucklefucks prop of up a few stocks to signal how much smarter they are than you
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>>62786731
Are you autistic? He's probably pulling your chain my man.
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i love you with all my heart babe. it's your own self you have to confront and that's one of the hardest things to do, to admit you're wrong and make a change. wishing you courage and strength.
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Am I part of the IREN Marines now?
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>>62786729
I think it's a sweeping generalization to consider them all luddites. The strongest argument is that there's a race to the bottom on token pricing with open weights, which is problematic for frontier models. You're having a classic case of the open source scenario of the cathedral and the bazaar playing out, and we know how that always ends up long term
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I still wanna know why PLAB is so cheap
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>>62786744
Nope I agree. We do live in clown world though, so expecting it to be red or flat could be detrimental. Guess we'll find out tomorrow
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>>62786658
You can still long minors. (AG)
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>>62786759
I recall one retard pump opex day so far this year
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>>62786753
Why do you niggers buy useless shit?
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>>62786757
PLAB PLAB PLAB

I'm not gonna invest in something that sounds like banging fat chicks. I'm an ethical investor
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>>62786738

>anyone that tells me to sell is a meanie pants
>I just want other bagholders to tell me IREN is going to be okay

its not going to be okay and you should have sold but now its too late.
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>>62786760
hymc at $16 was the play if oil keeps crashing that shit will moon
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>>62786766
yes it's PLAB not PLAP not a typo
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>>62786760
I down bigly on copper miners sir.

People told me copper would moon because of the data centre build outs sar.
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>>62786729
>devianart tier way of thinking
What the fuck does that even mean?
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Just a nice healthy pullback and we can rally again soon.
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>>62786768
>my only join in life is taunting others
>I'm literally the worst human possible
yep checks out I await your further worthless quote chain that I respond to but ignore
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anon you did slurp the neoclouds dip, right? you like an easy 30% upside, dont you?
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>>62786731
AI can do anything it wants. It's super, some one should rename it to super intelligence cause it's that good.
Is HGRAF ever going to be uplisted?
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Remember to give individual employees stellar reviews when you do business with companies
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>>62786781

all I do is try to help people here man. I'm not the bad guy just because you cant stop aping actual fucking scams at an all time high. all you do is cope and hold bags. lots of bitch ass niggers like you around here
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>>62786788
I forgot to include the example
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>>62786789
>I'm going to create an imaginary person out of you so I can taunt you further whilst simultaneously not knowing a single thing about you
anything else you'd like to add m'shitlord
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>>62786762
In all fairness, this is the last opex before midterms. Wouldn't be surprised if trump jew shenanigans occur
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>>62786729
>yesterday I already had a huge debate on /smg/ with the luddites.
they always come out their caves on red days
can never hear from them on meltups tho

those are the retards who will miss out on the +50% and then gloat when a -5% day comes


theyre just ngmi
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>>62786782
>>62786727
Can you guys stop posting these pepes with food on their head please
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>>62786797

you said you bought DELL in this thread. I already know you are a fucking idiot and you hold the STINKIEST FUCKING BAGS
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>>62786774
It's cheap because it sounds like plapping en EXTRA FAT HUUUGE BITCH
Look at the chart it looks fairly returned to the mean price
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>>62786805
I asked if anyone bought the dip. I don't baghold anything ever. You know nothing about me I intentionally don't convey any of my actions and I never will
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>>62786803
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>>62786801
Nah mate I argue with the "the luddites" idiot every night
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It’s 2008 lol
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My portfolio is MAD popped.
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Looks like the after hours nigger dump has begun
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>>62786806
It has a pe ratio of like 10
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>>62786794
I remembered to thumb down the retard uber driver who couldn't follow the pin. Danke.
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>>62786807

maybe I assumed too much. I looked at the DELL chart. its still an overpriced scam with a CEO that paid trump billions to get a fake pump. All of the trump pump companies are giving back their ill-gotten gains violently for the last few weeks. shits going back to 200
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>>62786254
Its platos cave levels of learning, not to say it can't improve or there's nothing to be learned but not understanding its quite literally shadow puppetry and that its capable of falsehoods seems to a skill lacking from a large portion of the userbase.
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>>62786815
I have faith. Trump and Kevin will save us
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>>62786815
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>luddite
using the reddit word again, boss?
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>>62786823
a fake pump that lasts all year?
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>>62786815
big money scam pump for exit liquidity a tale as old as time
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went down from 53.13% to 46.84%

I have some cash, looking to buy some stocks friday, probably Palantir, microsoft, intel, amd, google & meta.
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>>62786817
Fat bitches don't go to pe
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anyone has the full article?

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-10-15/coreweave-risk-gauge-hits-record-pricing-60-odds-of-default
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>>62786838
ok Carlos you got me good one
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>>62786596
Leopold 2.0 and all the other hedgies long semis short software are blowing up again. Semis drop and they need to cover the trade and the software leg comes up.
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>>62786812
who is going to be Lehman this time?
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>>62786832

yes. fucking DELL at 30 p/e off of fakeass "buildout" hype is so fucking cancer. buy it if you want to man and call me a luddite or whatever
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>>62786829
I prefer the smigentrified phrase chuddite

Slurpers are in for a whole lot of pain these coming weeks. It ain't the bottom I'm afraid.
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>>62786846
there's stocks doing better at several hundred pe it's hard to trust that also lots of cheap stocks doing nothing all year
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>>62786828

this time is different. the crash will be worse and more retards gambling on their cellphones are leverage maxxxxxed "because line only go up"
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>>62786849
I've been fucked by smigs predictions multiple times. Broken clock etc
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>>62786837
I think PLTR is too expensive right now. I expect it to fall down to 100 again in 2026.
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>>62786801
I've been studying AI for a long time, but not only AI, but the metaphysics of the most influential people within the AI sector; I'm talking about people like Peter Thiel, Sam Altman or Amodei. This is some heavy shit. You better try to get something out of what they are trying to do. You better do. Not many people are ready for what's coming
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Why are people shorting usa rare earth?
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>>62786828
My guess was August 28 bottoming lol.
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>>62786862
Why did you not include Musk?
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>>62786845

Softbank
Coreweave
Oracle

maybe Oracle keeps the lights on because their Jew is literally in the Whitehouse negotiating his own exit plan
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>>62786230
I can't imagine being this low IQ to think a phone can see your bones with a simple photo.

t.medfag
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>>62786845
Your momma. Live in a Wendy's parking lot. In my Toyota Corolla .Going down like the economy.
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>>62786867
Musk's SPACEX will play a fundamental role in what is coming; his starlink satellites. But when it comes to the pure AI that will change everything, he's too far away from Amodei, Sam Altman and Peter Thiel.
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>>62786868
coreweave would be funny since AI saved them from their crypto mining failure.
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>>62786863
I'm excited. Short greed like this gets a new ass reaming.
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>>62786872
Low iqs are LLM's biggest market
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I promise I will never boughted any stocks other than schd, schy, qqqm, tqqq, voo and upro
I accept that I am a subhuman baggie and I'm sorry to my masters for having the audacity to assume that I can have the mental capacity to chooseded stocks to buy.
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>>62786839
does the paywall show the ai takeaways
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>>62786878
Seems like they're going after AI infrastructure, rather than model development.
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>>62786725
>take out a loan to buy a car
>your price / earnings ratio is negative
>"the car is literally worth $0"
This is the kind of banana-pudding-brained bullshit you will see on /biz/
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>>62786878
Just so everyone knows starlink sucks and is 3G tier. Not like they can make it any better than a wired connection. It isn't meant to do anything serious online
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>>62786880

coreweaves interest on debt is at like 20% now. softbank is asking for a 100 billion dollar loan from investors to shovel into more money burning companies. oracle already fired most of the employees and isn't even a real company anymore its just paper shares they are using to buy movie studios since the datacenter shit flamed out
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>>62786862
The thing that sold me on AI almost 4 years ago was a Palantir demo where they displayed their military software, as in, mission planning and execution all through an LLM based program.
If this shit is what they had and were willing to show back then, what do they have now?

AI is a national security play, it won't fail because it can't be allowed to.
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Holy heck AI is just like the foundation! Bazinga jocks!
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>>62786892
>what do they have now?
Probably basically the same thing
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>>62786883
lisan al gaib
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>>62786872
The phone doesn't do the X-ray chatgpt does it. How many fucking times am I going to have to explain this to retarded luddites in the thread
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>>62786883
Glad you learned your lesson you greedy pig.
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>Anthropic release pretty meh revenue details
>ppi comes in crazy hot
>oil ripping again
>we somehow still pump throughout the day

extremely fake and gay exit pump in preparation for next week
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>>62786899
If chatgpt can do the x-ray based on a photo from your phone, yes your phone basically did the x-ray
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>>62786892
It can fail and is prophesized in many literature and movies. You can't be this gullible. Idiocracy is a real thing and humanity is no longer competent as a whole
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Problem?
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>>62786884
thanks. who is buying coreweave this much? the stock started to recover already.
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>>62786889
More luddite fud. Starlink is the best internet service in my area and it's not even close
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>>62786886

the car provides value. the data centers don't even have power hooked up
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>>62786892
How many shekels you guys getting? Open source will always win out, no matter your left pathed gods
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>>62786839
yahoo republishes a bunch of bloomberg articles, and for some reason the HK yahoo republished this one so you can just translate the page
https://hk.finance.yahoo.com/news/coreweave%E4%BF%A1%E7%94%A8%E9%A2%A8%E9%9A%AA%E6%8C%87%E6%A8%99%E5%89%B5%E7%B4%80%E9%8C%84-%E9%9A%B1%E5%90%AB%E9%81%95%E7%B4%84%E6%A6%82%E7%8E%87%E9%81%9460-143017905.html
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>>62786906
Jensen publicly backing it is a free pump basically
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>>62786890
Masa has a decent shot of pulling a rabbit out of a hat somewhere. VC power laws. He doesn't need most of his investments to pan just one or two home runs, and he does have the vision thing: for all the shit he gets there is in fact value in the goose.

Coreweave gonna blow up if they need to roll maturities.
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>>62786885
>Seems like they're going after AI infrastructure, rather than model development.
Exactly. There is simply not enough talent in the world for all big tech companies to develop their own AIs.
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>>62786231
>>62786231
>>62786231
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>>62786899
only luddites don't think LLMs can take X-rays. even when presented with an obvious example that they can recreate themselves they still won't believe it.
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>>62786902
The smartphone only uses 10% of the cpu at any given time. With AI we're able to unlock 100% of the cpus full potential.
Imagine what we can do with another 40 trillion worth of data centers
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>>62786905
Feels good being a humble rocktard with comfy dips that start recovering the next day.
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>>62786899
Brother are you too low IQ to know how medical imaging works? You need to send some sort of wave and have it bounce back to the aperture to image it. Very basic concept that anyone who isn't low IQ knows. What this AI is doing is tricking gullible people like you into paying for this. Btw that's not his hand and you can see the carpal row and metacarpals not lined up correctly
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>>62786872
>another luddite
>medfag

you're not ready for the future.

6 fig jobs, anything related to medical field, law, lawyers, even judges, accountants, will all be replaced by A.I

This is the great reset. At most, post-reset, you will be working min wage physical labor, think mega warehouses like amazon. But A.I wont select you because 1. A.I will filter you because you are over qualified 2. you spoke bad about A.I

At most, you might make 5 bucks above min wage as a supervisor in a old folks home as a personal support worker if you're lucky.

You have no idea how bad it will get, it will be total white collar death

>Le people will rise up! burn down data centers!
nope, wont happen, if it does, will be guarded heavily
>It will fail
nope.

you either get in now, make enough cash to cruise the rest of your life during the biggest changes in human history with AI so you dont get fucked, or you get fucked.
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>>62786907
T Mobile 5G is better than Starlink. Starlink is 3G tier
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>>62786883

my investment strategy is to invest in evil companies bent on creating a one world government, religion or other surveillance state, it has done quite well for me too, extra points if the CEO or founder is comically evil, in a cult or otherwise talks about the antichrist, it hasn't failed me
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>>62786868
>>62786890
at the end of it all, softbank will be one of the few with their heads miraculously still above water. in a total retard goy market, everyone who has ever made an informed or intelligent financial decision will ultimately end up suffering. the long term winning strategy is to do nothing right and everything wrong on purpose
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>>62786920
This is what cope looks like. Rich people are still gonna stay rich son. I can go retire on a third world beach tomorrow morning if I wanted to
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>>62786905
Is he a retarded nepo baby by any chance?
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>>62786919
The picture would be all blurry if he was waving, that's obviously not gonna work.
You got your degree in Bombay didn't you
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>>62786933
>Personal attacks

Hold this L
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San Francisco invested in Leopold aschenbrenner again
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>>62786929
How do you not understand that AI made the image.
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>>62786911
did he really? he said nvidia will not put more money into coreweave because the company is totally fine (trust me bro).
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Company that I currently work for is "cleaning up their accounts". There is about $600 They are asking if I would like to cash out from a 401k or roll it over to a different account.

I have just under 3k in the profit sharing plan 401k that began probably over 5 years ago in 2021. However I was only an active participant in said plan for a year before changing positions. So according to the vesting schedule I am only sitting at around $600 or 20% vested.

Am I wrong or does something seem strange about me losing access to ~$2500? They essentially no longer want to take on operating costs of my account so I am forced to just restart a personal 401k from the vested $600.
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>>62786899
alright this one is pretty good
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>>62786431
You should kill yourself kleptocrat simp.
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>>62786405
Nigga joking or not, AI can’t literally replace physics of X-ray
Someone gonna hit you with X-ray somehow to get an image of your inside
You might be able to vibe code, but you can’t vibe health
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>>62787005
It can tell you if there's an ab-Porn-ality with your wrist though
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I just dropped nearly 200 dollars on a custom Bad Dragon horse cock. What's the best way for me to invest in adult sex toys?
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>>62786420
Nah, fuck the world economy. Stop acting like the bully enabler the moment he is starts to get wrecked by the Victim.
For years fucks like you gleefully talked about “total Ukrainians genocide” and how young Ukrainians women belong to euroasians and now that tables is turned and Russians are getting fucked you wanna stop them?
Nah, let them cook, let them kill Russians. War stops when Russia stops the war they started and being paying reperations for the damage
>>62786431
Ooooo he is afraid
Get droned faggot
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>>62787007
Sure, I can also look at someone arm and vibe health and guess their finger is broken cause it’s blue, but only after X-ray I can determine If it’s really broken, or it’s just a bruise. It would be same type of blue btw, both come from some blood vessels popping and leaking blood and make the blue color
So again, can’t vibe health
His porno wrists weren’t even detected by ai
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>>62786671

space does not exist we live inside a firmament
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>>62786510

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