bonds edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62785560
Baking new thread we need a third
>>62786236
Has any of you guys made money with options?
Do you guys trust investing news? I thought all they did was lie to fuck over investors.Have they ever helped you make money?
>>62786258Most investing news is just reporting public data with commentary so yeah I trust them (except opinion pieces of course)
We will recycle this one later>>62786230>>62786230>>62786230
>>62786258Trusted Moderna cancer vax ness, made 3k
Tradies got real quiet after this, soon bots will do hard human labor.
>>62786258Never. I just pick good companies that make good products that I believe in. For some reason that really pisses people off here and then they accuse you of being a diaper fetish or some shit.
>>62786278Good I fucking hate when people make me play cornhole
>>62786278To be honest the type of people these robots will replace are the most vulnerable members of society who are often not even from the places they're working in, it's not funny, CEOs aren't being replaced, working people are
>>62786279>For some reason that really pisses people off heremaybe it's because you sound like a 50 year old dad who watches warren buffet facebook reels
>HEi slurped
>>62786252i sell covered calls all the time. its free money.
Is this the thread or the other one? o_O
LOLhe panic sold the bottom
>>62786278in reality, AI still cant even replace Walmart cashiers
>>62786278I mean, this shit is interesting as university projectwell donebut after years of stock market expectations, this is basically nothing
>>62786278I work in a machine shop as a QA/Production Manager and AI largely helps me but good fucking luck replacing literal felons to do the shit I delegate out, AI has a memory problem whereas I can hire felons that remember shit from at least 6 months prior in a random conversation.
today was a preview of what is going to happen
Baking
BONDS??
>>62786278Some random Jeet x account
Tell me RIGHT NOW, what did you slurp during these niggerdumps?!!
>>62786925They're actually all available now on PRIME. I'm watching some of the Brosnan ones this week.
Remember this tomorrow, little guy.
>>62786934SAR THE ROBOT DOES CORNHOLESAR DO NOT REDEEMSAR TO THE MOON SARLINE ONLY GO UP SAR DO NOT REDEEM DO NOT TAKE PROFIT ONLY BUY BUY EVERY TIME SAR
>>62786661That would be funny as the AI would flag certain demographics, but then have to be rebalanced away from that because it's prejudiced, despite doing exactly what it was made to do.
>>62786935Nothing unfortunetly because i was already locked in.I still need to recover my red stuff.
>>62786935
>"guys have you seen this thing that has a valid usecase? let's leverage it to the fucking hilt for no reason other than to juice nominal GDP. the leverage can't be allowed to fail because the underlying usecase is a national security risk"welcome to /smg/ where the majority of participants cannot mentally seperate the concepts of technology and finance
>>62786661It makes 0 sense to even start replacing $20/hr wagies, nonetheless $10/hr wagies with AI when it is best at replacing contractors for new projects that would have required $100k to $1 million to get going and just using it as a really great excuse to trim down the white collar wagies making high 5 low 6 figures instead.Using frontier AI to replace barely conscious human goycattle is a waste of technology. It's also why I don't see robotics ever going truly parabolic.
>>62786939not sure what you mean
>>62786938Not the best Bond movies, but the best Bond.
Tomorrow will be green
>atleast 10 posters last thread arguing about if AI can do x-rays with your phone>atleast 3 of them weren't even joking they are just 80 IQ brown people that buy IRENso bearish
I hated timesing matrixes. I'll pay whatever.
>>62786495Who are you quoting?
>>62786278ACK right in the cornhole!
>>62786964>>62786964AI iPhone X-rays are going to reallocate capital from medical care for retards to productive parts of the economy. Bullish.
How do I get rich like you gentlemen?
I just got the iPhone 18 Pro and it said it has an x-ray emitter on the spec sheet.
I left my apartment spontaneously for the first time (no plans and not for work) for the first time in like a year today
>>62786964 nah i think you got baited unc
>>62786953>the leverage can't be allowed to fail because the underlying usecase is a national security risk"arent you just describing the general american economy here?
>>62786964The algorithms are advanced enough to determine bone structure from the image retard.
>>62786984in the sense that if these anti-luddite libtards get their way then we're going to descend into a rapid argentina style spiral, yes
I panic bought
niggas be like "they will dump AH when we cant trade"nigger just press the button that allows it?
>>62786964If you were arguing against AI x-rays you're literally too stupid to grasp satire
do u think japan is actually good now or are they just temporarily not flat like remember when japane made innovative shit like the walkman blew people's minds or even shit like the cd-rom i mean woah but now what has japan done for us lately? made some horny cartoons? yeah, nah. ok basically i'm looking for an excuse to be some ewj, give me a bullish story.
>>62786997Could've been worse. You could have bought the top.
>+3.21% todayI am once again financially at the same place as I was on Tuesday.
>>62787009yeah but you killed yourself on Tuesday so what's the point?
>>62787006They make some pretty amazing radios still and Honda.
>>62787008>look at me I stick a needle in my buttno
Kek coreweave baggies
>>62787011radios?
>>62787011Cars, Watches, Baseball, Consoles, NAND, pokemon cards, they got it all
>>62787018how did they let korea beat them on asian pop tho? kpop is ass but old 80s city pop still goes hard af
>>62787006Have you ever seen uncensored shaved Japanese pussy?
>>62787017Yeah, amateur radios. I bought like $5k of them and they have been awesome
>>62787016>former crypto scam company run by an indianwhat can go wrong
>>62786954At least my dancing robot food staff were only creepy looking and not actually dangerous.
>>62787018also whats up with japanese cinema they haven't dropped a banger since idk kurosawa i mean yeah they have the cartoons but they used to put out some artsy ass shit back in the day
>>62787017Yeah. How can America compete?
>>62786976>>62786981>>62786989>>62787003Nigger no one gonna fucking put X-RAY in your fucking phone. For gods sake anon, YouTube is free, information is free, go through it and learn HOW X-ray are produced and you quickly realize how production of X-ray gonna melt your iPhone in your hand and also give you enough radiation to rot your hands off your body.There is a reason we need giant machinery >>62786964Was in those threads, it’s abysmal. These are people we call “humans” and suppose to have same rights as the rest of us
the nips are really retardedif they changed their laws to allow weapon exports, they couldve taken advantage of the huge rearmament campaign in the worldinstead the gooks took all of the prospective markets in europe, latin america, SE Asiahanwha, lig1nex, hyundai are all signings for dozens of billions which the japs are stuck with their "self defence" garbage
pokemon cards is a better investment btw>>62787027ringu?
>>62787023apparently not an indianjust look like onehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Intrator
>>62787036bro it's run by a bunch of crypto bro white dudes from new jersey
>>62787028That whole kinda retard character era was weird.
>>62787029It doesn't need an x-ray beam, the AI can infer the bone structure from the image.
>>62787035never seen it does it go hard
>>62787029Am I being double reverse trolled here?
>>62787040dumb people like seeing even dumb people do big thangs. its why they like shit like lottery tickets. it gives them hope knowing that if a literal retard can make it then they have a chance too!
>>62787043it's a classic
>>62787029Excuse me the N word is an inappropriate way to refer to myself. I prefer "melatonin rich individual."
>XOM
>>62787029sorry bro but youre ngmi talking like this
Yesterday I panic sold VOO. I feel like such a fucking idiot. However I do feel happy because now I can buy SCHD and just hold that. What do you guys think?
KEK GRRR under $9 bucks
>>62787058lol enjoy the tax bill if not trolling lol
>>62787058>>62787058>Panic selling VOOSo you could buy SCHD or VT right... right?
I pay $100 for the Claude max plan and I have never been so productive in my life and feel like God. Why can't they just lay off going into debt and try to run a real business instead of a money hole?
>>62787058I think you’re just going to end up panic selling SCHD as well.
Really bad day today. Nothing related to the markets. Suicidal ideations.Just hope you guys are doing okay. I have nobody to talk to IRL, but I love you guys a lot. hopefully I can sleep all this funk off.Take care
>>62787034it's a cespit of bribery and kick-backsonly foolish nations allow their politicians anywhere near arms exports
>>62787058>panic sold VOO
>>62787058>panic selling>panic selling VOO
>>62787072Stay strong, Anon. We're in together <3
>>62787034I don't think the weapons ban is up to the nips bru
>>62787072bro ull be fine the smiggies are here
>>62787072Everything will be okay.
decent chance KORU flips green tonight
>>62787072The schizophrenics at the park are free, they'll talk to you about literally anything
>>62787081Thank you, bud.>>62787085Best general here, love you man>>62787086I hope so.Let’s make this money. Make some friends along the way.
>>62787058the fuck are you talking about, voo is the thing you buy to avoid panic selling, jesus
>>62787072Suicide is gay and sends you to hell, real pimps die naturally or in war.
>>62787072
>>62787072The bad feels always pass bossman
>>62787099That isnt what jp Morgan's nose looked like. Not even joking
>>62786935Added more Cameco at bottom yesterday, don’t short me niggers
>>62787053Nah ngmi are the brainlets who think ai can make X-ray image of your posted picture No nvm, og brainlets are the ones who think X-RAY exists in iPhone 18 lmaoYou can vibe code with ai, but you will never be able to vibe healthNever
>>62786954nonsensereplacing millions of low IQ jobs should be the easiest part of the entire AI story but there is none of itabsolutely zero
>>62787108>og brainlets are the ones who think X-RAY exists in iPhone 18 lmao>he doesnt know about the xray featurengmi
>>62787044Anon I just saw>>62787041and it’s soooo fucking retarded that I actually think it’s an elaborate trolling. I mean blood spilled under your skin gonna look black blue no matter the damage, so how some anon believe pics can be like X-ray with AI is a total intellectual mystery to me.People are this retarded?Also X-ray basic physicists is around 2 minutes of watch time, go and learn
>>62787096Anon, you could try lithium orotate 20 mg OTC to help with the suicidal ideation. There's been studies on places with lithium in the water which seems to lead to lower suicide rates.
>>62787108Bruh, you're a luddite, frfr.Please learn how the technology works.
>>62787115Lmao ok ok nice trolling How are you typing without your hands btw? They should have been rotted by now
>>62787108>he doesn't believe modern phones are X-ray capable.
>>62787069Nope. SCHD goes up when the markets tank apparently. I’m just done feeling scared all the time.
Smiggers>Hedge fundsWe win again boys
bussy and trump PLEASE give us one last TACO tomorrow so I can load up on USO calls
>>62787121youre such a poorfagyou gotta buy the iphone 18 pro max to get accessI bet you own an android like some dork
>>62787122
>>62787119>>62787122Yeah bro on g. Wish I was stupid enough to belive it tooBut honestly, genuinely honest, I wonder what demographics and what age really belive this? Zoomers, or boomers?
More like a CHUDdite, haha!
>>62787131
>>62787023oh rightboth crypto and AI are basically Nvidia scams trying to sell their GPUsand Coreweave was involved in both
>>62787131>Zoomers, or boomers?Both
>>62787114To a frontier model, taking in 24x7 sensory data and processing images to make sure that the snickers bar is scanning correctly to replace a $10/hr wagie is a ridiculous idea. Why would you use it for that instead of using it to actually push the bounds instead with new software?
>>62787072Get some sleep, anon!if you can; go to walmart and get some valerian root & melatonin, if that doesnt work take some tylenol PM or cough syrup. ive held many loaded guns at my head & sleep always cures my funk, even if i have to sleep 29 hours
>>62787139I mean the line “modern iPhones are capable of X-ray” might actually work more on boomers, cause they really do belive that tech always gonna get more compacted no matter whatThen again zoomers might actually think it’s just a type of beam and iPhone can make it too
Just bought RTX and SOXX calls.
>>62787151>RTXqrd?
Today dead cat bounce
>>62787154Defense corp (Raytheon), earnings next week.
Going to get my penis x-rayed with my iphone
>>62787160I dont think iphones have microscopes inbuilt yet lmao
>>62787165gottem
>Nobel prize winning XLED technology>AI enabled>blue bubbles>only $100 moreBuyer savvy is an essential business
>>62787140Walmart alone has 500 billion in labour costsyou utter indian retard
>>62786252$40k over the past 6 months selling puts. Swap over to sell a call a little above my assigned price the couple times I let it assign rather than roll. Key to options is just play with blue chip stocks.
Another anon shilled this and I still can’t make up my mind about buying in. They make fancy interconnects for quantum computers.
thinking about which McD slop to invest in for tomorrows breakfastright now I think I narrowed it down to a McMuffin with beef, cheese, tomatoes and salad with a latte on the side
>>62787165
>>62787184I’ll pay for your food if we get something healthier.
>>62787182>I wanna gamble = Buy>I don't want to gamble = Don't buy
>>62787184Do you get cravings for McDonald's breakfast every once in a while? It's like a craving where it feels like I taste a McMuffin in my mouth
mister kevinwhat's going to happen tomorrowplease make it pumpi really want that chicken teriyaki dinner
NIGGERS
>>62787187I understood that reference>>62787192its the only thing I still at McSlop every now and then, the breakfast menu is kinda gas
>>62787182Wow they make something that doesn't matter for something that doesn't exist. Where do I sign up?
>shortedthebottom(?)FUCKINGGODS
>>62787184McDick's breakfast is goyslop af.
niggers and jewsbad news
Well I bought today. And some GGLL and RAM
>>62787192no. the only good thing on their menu is the spicy nuggets they bring back anually and i only grab it 2-3 times before i get tired of the slop too. why dont you just go to your local IHOP their breakfast is actually decent and give you much more than miccyD
Company that I currently work for is "cleaning up their accounts". There is about $600 They are asking if I would like to cash out from an old 401k or roll it over to a different account.I have just under 3k in the profit sharing plan 401k that began probably over 5 years ago in 2021. However I guess I was only an active participant in said plan for a year before changing positions. So according to the vesting schedule I am only sitting at around $600 or 20% vested.Am I wrong or does something seem strange about me losing access to ~$2500? I am assuming they essentially no longer want to take on operating costs of my account so I am forced to just cash out or restart a personal 401k from the vested $600.
>>62787192I've been goyslopping mcdicks 4 dollar special brekky for 2 weeks straight and I can't get boners anymore
>>62787212Oof
>>62787192I do enjoy their hasbrowns and their sausage mcmuffins with a small iced coffee for 4ish dollars occasionally every couple months if I'm doing something early on the weekend and I want to eat in the morning.
Lovely day today.
>>62787214Yea my favorite sock is really disappointed
>>62787201>FUCKINGGODSCalm down Odysseus.
>>62787216I like it because I don't have to get a coffee and can get a sprite instead
>>62787165Keeeek
I'm glad that my poverty years were in the golden age of McDonalds when it was cheap. Used to have a McDouble for lunch a couple times a week.McDonalds is no longer for the modern poor, just running on fumes because ex-poors like myself who are no longer price sensitive occasionally still go out of nostalgia.
I wish my local mcdonalds still had cute white girls to serve me food, and that one old granny who always comment how handsome i was in my work business suit. Its just filled with the third world now, can't trust them with food safety standards.
>>62787212Stay strong anon. I only get the craving like once a year. But I grew up in the south where eating McDonald's was just what you did before an all night dragonballz and the GameCube sesh on the weekend with your bud
how do you niggas get so addicted to McDick's that you actually leave the house and head over to them for breakfast? just have a cereal bar, nigga
>>62787231I'm living in my car tho and I like regular shitty coffee
>>62787231I am not having a cereal bar before/after golf
>>62787236basedyou know what you should do to get out of that situation? gamble on stocks with a bunch of online smiggers, that'll help
>>62787195>she said
>>62787227It's not like McDonald's is expensive relative to other slop.Everything has gone up. Energy, beef, you name it.
>>62787240you should be drinking whisky after golf u bitch ass nigga
>>62787248Maybe I am because no alcohol for me
>>62787236what car
>>62787072if you are thinking about killing yourself just start getting weird. try some new drugs. fuck some weird whores. maybe something will snap you out of it. mushrooms are pretty cool you can grow them yourself really easy and you can order the spores legally online with bitcoins and have them shipped to your house
>>62787243That's exactly what I'm doing homieI'm up 5% this month
>>62787160just be careful too many can really mess with your balls.
>>62787251My carIt's a prius
>>62787106damn if my nose looked like that I would be trying to bankrupt goyim too
Why did they pump it today?
>>62787029luddite
>>62787262the kikes bought cheapies when the goyim panic sold
>>62787265I don't want to be goyim cattle anymore. How do I change?
>>62787262everyone remembered that donald pump, pumper in chief is still president and will prop the markets up at least until midterms.
>>62787267you just gotta stop living in the real world
>>62787257He clearly never had balls in the first place because he didn't share his penis x-ray for us. We need this to due diligence the technology.
