are we back, edition?>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62786231
First for infinity red days
vote these midterms like trump is runningif trump doesnt win midterms, the crash will be deep red.if trump wins, there will be recovery.
I have been modestly green all week
Elon Musk just unveiled a Tesla Roadster that flies — take a lookByBen Shimkushttps://www.youtube.com/live/qt5p-_tE8d0?si=VdZNceX9mmmAB2Mehttps://www.businessinsider.com/new-tesla-roadster-2-elon-musk-livestream-event-2026-10
>>62787582It's literally pumping for no reason thoughbeit
>>62787580I am going to close 100% of my positions, prepare yourself.
why do you daytrade when 90% of people losehow can you be so arrogant to think you're part of the 10%
>>62787596My gains prove I am in that 10%
>>62787582>your portfolio will lose 1% per day for the next 1000 days
>>62787596I don't day tradeThat doesn't mean I can't freak the fuck out like a day trader though
i'm just gonna NIGGERS this thread real quick
>>62787600Kek this
>>62787599>>62787582
>>62787489all caused be me buying 1 (one) share of samsung yesterday at/near the bottom. I am the signal.
>>62787587
>>62787600
>>62787610noone caresstop shilling this serial fraudthe cybertruck is a jokedespite all the promises
>>62787610the accidents this shit will have on the road are going to be sick
>>62787615nah bro you just hit the nitro boost and you FLY over the car in front of you. totally real and not fake and gay please pre order
>>62787610this would not be possible without 2 trillion dollars in AI spending
>>62787587>>62787610>>62787615This is a gimmick. wont be on the public roads.
>>62787599It literally can't lose 1% for more than 100 days before it goes to zero. Are zoomers incapable of basic math?I had a zoomers girl tell me st Petersburg was in Alaska and then she rubbed her sweet little titties in my face
>>62787624DoomsweekEverything dumps on positive earnings now
>>62787624I like the traditional weekly one with the pepe background. Monthly is too busy
>>62787596>how can you think you're better than 9/10 goyim ??
>>62787624>six flagsis that a potential play
>>62787631>>62787595
>>62787633they just killed a dude and shut down a bunch of rides. or are you saying a rebound off of that? I dunno seems like lawyers are going to rape them bigly. his body smashed into a bunch of people and injured them too
>https://www.bloomberg.com/news/newsletters/2026-10-16/india-it-gains-favor-as-an-anti-ai-bet-despite-mixed-earnings>Actually Indian
>>62787637was thinking some type of play on decreased sales, prolly already priced in
>>62787640they weren't doing well before the accident so I wouldn't touch this shit
>>62787587>>62787610You know. While I'm not a fan of Elon since he started smoking dope. And there is 0.000000% chance this will ever be allowed on public roads in a first world country. I have to admit this is pretty sick.
>>62787633you should go long on PUTS, there will be more incidents like this moving forward as inspection will be sloppy with the lack of labor. best case scenario they start closing up some parks so they can actually do the inspections right for the rest
>>62787596I am in the top 0.1% of intelligence and skills.
you know what I just realized. while the demo is definitely illegal as a car... maybe it's legal as an aircraft? I'm not 100% sure there's an FAA regulation that covers this. You definitely would not be allowed to go above 100 feet.
>>62787643>>62787587they'll probably make it mandatory to have a rocket booster system on carsimagine how much that increases the costI don't know how much it would increase cost by, but my understanding is that rockets are expensive
>>62787649because you can't crash into people or houses or anything from above
>>62787610>>62787620thats cool. just preordered my rocket car
>>62787643the demo car that can fly had basically had every internal stripped out to save as much weight as possible. the road legal car will only have the rear booster.
>>62787650won't happenHydrazine is comically dangerousAnything else will require high-pressure oxygen at the bare minimum and even if they don't go cryogenic this is also pretty dangerousNote I added the caveat "first world country" as it's always possible they pull some bullshit like making it street-legal in El Salvador. Or with "Royal License" in some Gulf states where only the literal monarch can get it.
>>62787658money > safety
>>62787620That is pretty cool. We better give musk all the money
>>62787610YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62787610wtf is the use case of this
>>62787674>pay for really expensive whore>she tolerates your autism only because you are paying her>make her watch you explain your car to her and how it has NITRO BOOST AI>tell her about DOGE coin for two hours over overpriced unfilling dinner date>starfish with the lights off
>>62787580How is the economy not in the toilet?
>>62787681Bruh you're not using her right if she's starfishing instead of fighting for her life. Do you even pin weasels?
Yeah Warsh, the market needs more pumping. Inflation is totally under control. Just add another task force
>>62787684>How is the economy not in the toilet?cause AInigvidia just pulled the 5090s and 5050s from market im guessing to focus more resources on AI. all this selling because of AI capex fears is going to revert soon
>>62787657Real men work for expensive cars so they can look gay
>Fed's Warsh: Fed Needs To Think About Financial Stability Risks - Need To Ask, 'Are There Negative Tailside Risks’ That Policymakers Can Do Something About>I will not harm the market to get inflation down
>>62787613>serial fraud>the best self driving cars that are currently driving right now>breakthrough new batteries>rockets the can go to space and land on floating platforms>a car that can do a half loop and use thrusters to land uprightElons companies could cure all cancer and stop aging and create free energy and youd still call him a fraud. You are literally delusional, insane and a liar.
>>62787707>>I will not harm the market to get inflation downdid he say this?????
>>62787681bullish. what stocks for hydrazine exposure this is going to be big
>>62787713Full self driving robotaxi fleets by 2020 btw
>>62787716You thought youd increase your IQ to 100 by 2020 yet here we are still waiting
>>62787674nonebebause its fake
>>62787713this is /biz/ not /g/ nigga, who gives a fuck about technology if it's not profitable and has no current path to profitability.
>>62787713a yes, the car that drives itself from los angeles to new york, which he promised ten years ago, right?or the cybertruck that can swim?the guy lies whenever he opens his mouth
>>62787721>implying /biz/ knows anything about running a business or making moneylmao
>>62787723The fact you can't understand basic things probably leaves you in a state of constant anger and confusion.
>>62787726I understand lies and that youre a paid tesla shillthat is shitting up the only worthwhile thread ont his board
>>62787727Why are you so angry if it doesn't matter?
>>62787721who cares about profitability if it has nothing to do with stock valuations?
>futures
>>62787735
>>62787735Kek ain't that the truth Goddamn I love capitalism
>>62787588Tomorrow will be green, prepping for dump Monday
>>62787753>dump Monday
>One Singapore ship was sunk, but here's why others are still transiting the Strait of Hormuz>One ship was sunk, but that's ok, here's why:
>>62787759Here's 1 million reasons why it's worth 28 dead IndiansWho fucking cares
>illiquid across the board>refuse to take on any kind of debt>stuck in AI positions until they recover>can't have fun tradingIt just had to happen now. I'm so bored.
>>62787774Sell some covered calls
frog market
>>62787788Yes
>>62787781Then you'd miss the upside as soon as they finally started to recover
>>62787788
>>62787788I was once in the market for Sonoran desert toads in pursuit of their sweet milk
Condors on sky dance tomorrow? bending spoons?
I ERP'd with a Yumia bot and it basically told me to get a job. This is bearish. Sale and short everything.
Odds of MSTU pulling a 10x by 2028?
nearly three hundred large in unrealized lossbad urge to average down
I am not a good man
>>62787817its ok anon, i am a good man so it balances out
>>62787610Musk sure does have some talented engineers working for him, I hope he's paying them what they're worth
>>62787821you are even worse than me
>>62787810SOXS BROS,,,,,, ARE WE READY
>>62787817I shall name you Anon Agudman
God damn it it's so FUCKING infuriating when they drop a maxx c on top of a full board of faggot negates
I had an frontier model AI agents spend days digging through annual and quarterly reports to find the most aggressively compounding companies.Here, take the research. You don't need to read it, just feed it to an AI and tell it to recommend you companies to invest in.I'm going to share the research.https://files.catbox.moe/uqhsyz.zipAs well,I had an agent research current ETFs, and scour through the holdings of them to look for funds with high percentages of zombie companies.https://files.catbox.moe/vpp76u.zip
>>62787769God damn, that was stressful to watch.
Abort Maura Healey full term
>>62787835Bad Goodman
>>62787596>when 90% of people loseSounds like a bullshit statistic that counts first timers who quit in under a year to never day trade again, and also "lose" probably means "lose against the sp500".Most of us also don't really "day trade".>>62787788A frog market needs a frog farm
>>62787848Rich Poorman
>check UAN and NTR and CFfertilizer bros....... we're so back... the strait is fucked
>>62787853is this supposed to be a BWET copy play for those that missed out on BWET
PVAL is fucking goated mogs the fuck out SPY/QQQ with only a 16% drawdown.
>>62787842Just give us the TL;DR retard, no one cares anyway. If an LLM can find it's either priced in or wrong.
>>62787735Kek
Theoretically,lets say you were leveraged up.then there's a crash, and you bought a high beta holding that really dumped during the crashAnd you're about to get margin called.Would you sell some of that high beta holding,or sell some of your defensive holdings?Thin about this and tell me your answer.
>>62787835I shall name you, Professor Jiangon
>>62787855Kind of, I dont think it will ever get anywhere near BWET that shit is crazy. But a lot of the fert companies in the ME had to close down and farmers are going to need a lot soon for spring crops. That and grain/onions/rice futures are my 2 insider knowledges but my ass is way too broke for futures lmao
>>62787857PVALa value ETF?I prefer VFLO
I just got brutally raped hy Indogs
>>62787862Can't you buy a short of the same equity and the same value while holding a long and then it hedges against itself? No clue if that's possible outside of CFDs, but that's what I did. Was never close to a margin call though.
>>62787867VFLO is good but it has too many software companies for me. Don't think it will do too good during an AI crash but PVAL will
>>62787872it's over
>>62787857< -3% in '22 is pretty damn good beats SCHD I'll keep an eye on it thanks
Playing lunalight in this economy is miserable
>>62787858Nah, I set the criteria for the AI to look for, not the AIHere they are ranked in order:Broadcom (AVGO) Mastercard (MA) MSCI (MSCI) IDEXX Laboratories (IDXX) Visa (V) Moody’s (MCO) Verisk Analytics (VRSK) Fair Isaac (FICO) Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing (TSM) Motorola Solutions (MSI) Gaztransport & Technigaz (GTT) Sectra (SECT-B.ST) Intuitive Surgical (ISRG) Rational (RAA.DE) Intuit (INTU) TransDigm Group (TDG) S&P Global (SPGI) Cadence Design Systems (CDNS) NAPCO Security Technologies (NSSC) Badger Meter (BMI)
>>62787877I support gas
good morning anons, how are you doing? any stocks youre buying today?
>>62787885>Nah, I set the criteria for the AI to look for, not the AIThen you could just use a screener or python script, which every site has had for decadesthe benefit to using an LLM here would be to find things in textual language that dont' show up in the JSON parsable outputs from earrings statements or other public releases
>>62787890good morning bro, I'm prob gonna sell some SPOT calls and throw them into either SOXS or more QTEX/UAN
>>62787892Screeners don't have everything.The AI used a screener initiallythen researched annual reports of all the companies that met the screen criteria. I had it really dig through thousands of 10-KsThe criteria for any company to get on that list is very, very strict.And a lot of them, I just know offhand are compounding monsters.So I know the results are good.
>>62787885I'm not trying to shit on research being posted btw, but just saying 'I asked ChatGPT for the TEN MOST INSANE STOCKS' doesn't bode well, and finding the 'most aggressively compounding' is a deterministic quick script over the published data, doesn't warrant or benefit from AI. so then one can only assume you're retarded, because so much of what you've already said doesn't make sense, and you're following it up with uploading a zip file of slop, and why would I download a sloptard bomb?
>>62787893nice>QTEX/UANqrd? I know theres been some quantom news with google
>>62787898It's literally several megabytes of text in the research archive.Not a list of 10 companies.
>>62787897screeners have whatever you program them to haveof course they are strict, that's literally their job - to screen by supplied criteria you are brown
>>62787904>It's literally several megabytes of text in the research archive.exactly glad I avoided it Ranesh
>>62787903QTEX was just a vibe pick I'm not even gonna lie but I feel like it either crabs or explodes. UAN is a nitrogen fertilizer pick like CF, im betting on prices becoming fucked once farmers need orders for spring crops (exporting from hormuz is impossible)
>>62787905I told you explicitly that the AI used a screener n the second sentence in my post.
>>62787910Yeah I'm aware retard?>The AI used a screener initially >then researched annual reports of all the companies that met the screen criteria. I had it really dig through thousands of 10-KsSo the screener was the filtered input for the AI, exactly as I had cognized You have not made it clear that the AI added any analytic value over doing a cheap computation over published numeric JSON data. So far all you've said is 'I provided a filtered list via screening and passed it to my AI to word vomit several MBs into a zip file for your viewing pleasure'.The AI as you've described so far has added no utility. If the results can be summarized in a spreadsheet, you didn't need to use AI and I'm not gonna read the slop.
>>62787890Suffering through duelist cupI boughted the tqqq dip and the liger dancer dip
is it gonna be red tomorrow?please tell me it's gonna be red tomorrowI WANT TO SLURP MORE
>>62787842>https://files.catbox.moe/uqhsyz.zipI downloaded your file and it's actually way worse than I could've imagined, your columns don't even have consistent types.. 'percent' columns for example have LLM garbage prose strings inside them
>>62787918>is it gonna be red tomorrow?for bears, yes
>>62787918there's lots of volatility on opex day so you can usually get dip buys regardless of the outcome
>>62787914I asked it why did it bother reading 10-K reports, and why not only use a screener.for this research archve, what analytic value did digging through the 10-Ks reports provide that a screener couldn't posibly provide? agent's answer:Basically, the depth of research it was doing was impossible with just a screen
>>62787918crab
>>62787869Indonesia capital markets might suck, but their women suck harder
>>62787842how is any of this useful, you found which companies are growth companies? yeah ok cool? you found "zombie companies"? its not that fucking simple, companies that give dividends instead of growth are still valuable. If any company was truly a "zombie company" it would be public knowledge and priced in.
>>62787842I shan't be downloading your booby trapped info stealer zip file thank you very much
>>62787930>>62787914And this was the end of the messageLikewise:sole source ≠ corporate monopoly.A filing might reveal that a company is sole-source on several military or industrial programs while simultaneously stating that competition exists across every major product class and price remains an important contract-award criterion. That permits a much more sophisticated conclusion: program-specific quasi-rents exist, but they do not propagate to the consolidated enterprise strongly enough to justify treating the public equity as a monopolistic compounder.And probably the most sophisticated thing the filing research provided was denominator epistemology around ROIC. Instead of blindly ranking companies by reported ROIC, the research asked whether the invested-capital denominator represented actual economic capital at risk. Large cash balances, treasury stock, goodwill, acquisitions, clearing collateral, customer funds, write-offs, and unusual property rights can make textbook ROIC either artificially enormous or completely nonsensical. The archive explicitly refused to manufacture triple-digit “quality” scores from those accounting artifacts and marked some returns N/M instead.So, in one sentence:The 10-K research was effectively estimating latent structural variables governing the persistence of excess returns and then reconciling those variables with economically normalized cash-flow and invested-capital measures; a screener observes the realized financial phenotype, whereas the filing analysis attempts to identify the underlying causal genotype that determines whether that phenotype can persist.
>>62787930no one is going to read your slop anon please stop you're also now changing the premise of your original framing, where now you're saying it looked beyond what the screener returned, whereas before it was analyzing what the screener filtered fornot that I care, just pointing out the inconsistency as again it doesn't bode well for your rigor. >the depth of research it was doing was impossible with just a screenyou have AI psychosis, this sentence doesn't even make sense - your process is still literally a screen.there are good ways to use AI for research and bad, so far this is decidedly bad and pajeet tier
>>62787941like I said no one is reading that shit dawg so stop posting it? half of us here have subs to these
>>62787941Top signal
>>62787945What is the purpose of a screener?It's to screen companies for further research.If you were looking to long some companies based on fundamentals. Would you set a screener, and buy every company that meets the criteria. Or would you go further, and research every company that passed the screen? you'd probably just buy everything that passes the screener. I want to dig further.A screener is a starting point. That is what they are for. That is how you're supposed to use them. A starting point of where to start looking.You're saying,>no, no no just use a screener and buy every company that passes it you fucking retard!!!!That's literally what you're arguing.Think about what you've been saying for a minute.
>>62787957what I'm saying, that is somehow beyond your comprehension, is you're either just building a more elaborate screener (which is still a screener), or introducing slop.>Think about what you've been saying for a minute.likewise
Dutch Bros BROS bros, looks like we're back baby. Only a retard would short a company that has their business model and lines out to the street
>>62787957>>62787945Actually,who am I kidding? By saying you'd research furtherYou've never looked at a 10-K report in your life
>>62787964neither have you apparently since you just ask cursor to do it
>>62787962>>62787970Speaking of comprehension,you struggle with it.Every post you've responded to me, you've been struggling to comprehend what has been said this entire time.Even the first response you made to me,you thought I asked ChatGPT to make 10 stock picks, like a top 10 web list. That's what set you off. You can't read.
>>62787972see >>62787953
>>62787610who's the target audience for this piece of shit?if Im spending 250k+ on a sports car, Im buying something actually fun that has some prestige, a porsche, mclaren, lambo, shit man, a fucking ferrari
>shopping for pants online>realize that I just spent 30 minutes staring at dudes crotchesis this bullish for GRND? we need AI to fix this
>>62787964ALM,AMAT,AMD,AMZN,ARM,ASML,AVGO,BE,CAT,CEG,CF,COHR,CRDO,CVE,DE,ETN,FTNT,GEV,JAZZ,LNG,LOAR,LRCX,MPC,MUR,MU,NEE,NEM,NVDA,OHI,ONTO,ORCL,OSCR,OXY,PLTR,POWL,PR,QCOM,RGLD,RIO,SKHY,SMCI,SNDK,SPCX,STRL,SU,TER,TRGP,TSM,WDC,WPM,VRT,VSTthis is my stock screenereverytime stocks have a shit dayi replace them with stocks that didn't
>>62787964INTU,VRSK,FICO,BMI,MSCIthese are all shit companiesdidn't even clear 20% in the bullrun
>>62787964VRSKanother shit company -24% in the last 3 years
>>62787964NSSCanother shit company, insiders have sold 40% of it i could tell your companies would be shit because you didn't even bother to alphabetize them before sharing them
>>62787964IDXXanother shit company only up 28% before dropping 15%, which is only 10% over all
>>62787964ISRG, SPGItwo more shit companies, not as bad as the others but only a 10% gain in the past 3 yearswhat AI did you say you used again? are you sure a dot indian didn't program it?
>>62787982It was probably ai generated crotches
>>62787587wow this is going to sell so well!!!!
>>62787996you're probably rightthe financial implications this has on my portfolio are materialI shall now open a nice meaty GRND position
>>62788000the cock would look better with smaller legs just Saiyan
You know whatYou're an absolute unbearable faggotA dumb fuck smiggerPosting green frogs and wojaksscreaming and crying every time there's a dipbuying everything off "vibes"No you never looked at a K-10 report in your entire life. So you have no idea of the utility of having AI agents dig through reports,you just scream SLOP SLOP SLOPYou deserve to lose your parent's money. FaggotsI'll keep using AI. I don't give a shit what you think about it. Keep losing money and making sure you fit in.
>>62788005>No you never looked at a K-10 report in your entire life. So you have no idea of the utility of having AI agents kek
i dumped SMCI and ORCL and replaced them with TDG and MSI from anon's listthough based off his list Mastercard and Visa were the clear winners....
there are 7 /smg/ threads in the catalogue right now, fuck me this board is dead aside from this general
>>62788018biz was originally created as a containment board for g crypto spam
>>62788009Don't you have a top to go chase?
>>62788025why are you so interested in my sex life?
5 years of kangaroo markets, please!
>Cramer shilling RDDT nowI just can't catch a fucking break
so, how is the worst PPI in year bullish?
>>62788042especially for non-tech stocks
Phew, I almost bought MU at 928 yesterday.
>>62788035He's been shilling RDDT for the last like 3 months. I feel like an utter fool for selling my shares to switch to ORCL
>>62787980Engineers that use Android phones. Personally I drive a Porsche 911. I can’t stand being in a fucking Tesla. It’s a motion sickness and back pain mobile. The seats and interior are total dogshit, the car is jerky as fuck, the suspension is laughably bad, and the ride feels completely unnatural. Yes, it goes really fast and you can launch it and it’s fun. A motorcycle can do that too while somehow still being more comfortable. It’s a car that is clearly designed by an autistic engineer to hit a set of numbers on a brag sheet without any understanding of what people like about cars beyond “it goes fast though”. I’ve had half a dozen Tesla brag to me that my Porsche “can’t drive itself” as if it never crossed their minds that I bought a 2 seater sports car because I actually like driving nice cars, something that they probably can’t understand because their actual driving experience is shit. Not being able to drive well is what I would expect from a woman, being reliant on your car to drive itself is for cuckolds. Do goyim really pick a girl up and then talk about they don’t have to drive now because the car drives itself? Why don’t you ask the car to fuck her too after the date is over?
>>62788054yeah Cramer shills like a dozen stocks at any given time and RDDT has been one of those names for the past while. his last CRWV call was a work of beauty I'm surprised RDDT doesn't crash to 130 every time he mentions it.https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/one-stock-jim-cramer-calls-160552241.html
>>62788061gamestock is up 25% since cramer said its a buy
>>62788066of fucking course GME would be the one to pump on Cramer's advice>I think it actually works for me. It's a profitable company, and they're trying to turn around, and I think they're having some success. I'm willing to say that that stock is a buy. I like how he's always so nebbish doling out these retarded endorsements
GS is a good buy right now.if you're used to growth investing,this is more of a value play.
>>62788035He went from calling the AI-trade broken, but then checked the charts and retracted his claim that everyone moved back to software and that MU was apparently 'oversold'. H*ck! We don't know if this will be another big one where a big institution we never heard of exits and we never reach current highs again, like the June peak.
>>62788045It's not that bag.
>>62787928>there's lots of volatility on opex dayPhew, hoping it will be my good exit
Hello crybabies! What doomergoonporn are yall gorging on?
>>62788059kek based richanonteslas are so fucking gayif they leaned more into the econobox angle id be fine with them but I cant stand their insistence on "performance"
>>62788104Gooning on ai slop,,,,lmao
>>62788104Tesla is GOMAD - The car. People that would do GOMAD, would also buy Tesla.Or techfaggots, like a guy I knew who bought one early and was so happy about how he could play videogames in the car.
>>62787658It's just compressed air
Is the 10-K in the room with us right now?
Today is green?
>>62788108Wasn't the main selling point of Teslas that they were better for the environment? I know it was always debatable whether or not that is actually true, but I'm pretty sure before Elon became the arch nemesis of the left a couple years ago, that used to be the main thing why people would buy a Tesla.
When (If) this chart starts trending up again it's time to enter minors, correct?
NIGGERS
>>62788133wait for oil to crash then full port
>>62788125If you’ve ever felt concern about carbon emissions you are not even goyim you are nigger cattle.
>>62788140Said the faggot driving a Porsche. Only second to Tesla in faggotry, unc
>>62788133>enter minorsHow young?
>>62788059kek why do u want to tell the world that u have a small dick but idk taste doesn’t have friends, if it doesn’t fly I’m not interested either way when drone carrier tech is 5 years away from drifting in three axis >bullish for Chink battery industry
>>62788148For how long?
>>62788116It’s going to dump opening bell.
>>62788136what does oil have to do with it
>>62787872Based. That was said by Victor Orban's government after 16 years in charge.
Be careful out there today. Fridays are alwasy tricky
>>62788154machinery runs on oil, especially Diesel
>>62787872those squirrel cheeks are gonna look fucking freaky when that dude is like 60
>>62788165what tickers do you like for gold? for me, its seemingly AGQ
>>62788045Moo? What are you, a fucking COW?! xD
>>62788178LOL!
>>62787963The key to small modular nuclear reactors is an ASML for rector manufacturing.If you do it then the EU maybe won't collapse. Also my uranium bags would be happy.
>>62788136Oil prices going up is bullish for PM prices though because it means new supply will cost more, bringing prices up. Oil won't crash for at least a year or two until things normalize. Also if Congress is all mucked up post midterms we will likely see a pump as the market prefers congress not being able to niggerig stupid shit through. It could dump lower, but I'd say we're in "the dip" or bottom territory.
Hey what we doing today? Going up or going down?
>>62788187Up and then down or down and then up. We'll finish at the same levels we're currently at
>>62788187I hope up, I need some cash
>>62787890this image always bothered me cause how the fuck am I supposed to know how full it is
>>62788187generally I think we're crabbingno news to move the market either way
>>62788187zero sum movement til midterms, big money wants to see how useless the US government is going to be to make decisions. If its lame duck season then we will pump, if Trump retains the ability to do whatever he wants then we will dump as the 5k meme will not happen and we have to eat tacos for another 2 years.
this guy from citi on bloomberg right now seems like a dumb ass
sick of warsh's crackly teenager voice saying "we prioritize price stability" when inflation was been over 3% for like five years
>>62788169Something like this?
>Replacing poojeeta with white manWhat did they mean by this?I might buy.
>>62788220oh damn yeah basically lol
>>62788221if u wanna watch normie slop everyone already got prime and if ur one of those uptight types who only watch artsy shiz u got criterion channel
Only good thing about current EV is that it's bringing the old 4x4 concept back, the bad thing is 4x4 are the worst platform/concept to make EVs
>The benchmark Jakarta Composite Index tumbled nearly 12%, its biggest one-day decline since January 1998, in a selloff that triggered a 30-minute trading halt.kek go look at >>>/int/225521965 and see the indogs seething.
>>62788238Who the fuck would invest in Indonesia and for what purpose.
>>62788238Who even buy that shit as a thirdie or secondie? Just get some VOO and you not only make money on it but also on the exchange rate because you buy it in USDs and your own currency is dogshit.
>>62788238>islamic country yet again can't into the first world
>>62788219He means price stability. Prices stable going up at a faster and faster rate
>>62788238>YTD - 40%fucking hell
>>62788238Its amazing what going from the most popular president in history to back to a military dictatorship by election does to trust in a country.
>>62788247Its why usa markets suck up so much foreign capital. Because thirdies literally cannot even keep up facade of capitalism.
>>62788238>>62788255an entire country's stock market having a pe ratio of 9 is insane. Absolutely no convinced going forward
>>62788246>>62788247apparently it's hard for them to open international brokers because they earn dogshit for money kek
https://nbc16.com/news/local/tesla-crashes-at-100-mph-in-corvallis-sends-batteries-shooting-through-apartment-windowsThankfully poles and apartment buildings will be easily avoidable now thanks to the rocket thrusters
Its so over
>>62788221>Netflix declining>"what can we do">literally every option is debated but making better contentkek how about you write plots that are meant to go longer than 1 season and then have dont to pull shit out of your ass for a second season if the show is successfull and then ruining it
>>62788277The problem is that all the big content producers have their own platforms now. They don't have good content, and like to push foreign language slop as well.
Ahhhh sar! They are redeeming me sar! Ahhh it burns sar!!!
It's sad being the current state of shows. We used to have seasons of 24 episodes that would always start in September. Now you get the first season, it's 7 episodes, and if you're lucky, you get the second season 5 years later.
>>62788238I'm an Europoor but I cannot comprehend why anyone would want to invest in anything other than the US stock market
gm stocks market
>>62788277ya but netflix has like jake paul boxing or whatever
>KOSPI up over 2% last night>KORU down pre-marketcan someone explain this ""like"" im retarded
i get to go to a fancy restaurant lunch today to get introduced to my department's new dei hire i can't wait lol
lolit's hilarious that every single time there's a dip,there's always people panic sellingyou know that saying, there's a sucker born every minute. It's really true.
>>62788277>>62788221>netflix>spends $250 million on the rights to Narnia>spends $180 million to make The Magician's Nephew>spend another $100 million to market it (fucking why)>unfortunately you also gave the movie to Greta Gerwig because of the Barbie movie success>the fat obnoxious white woman decides to change the story >move the story from 1900 to 1950s London post WWII which instantly breaks the major themes of the following movies (if they even happen) which originally happen during WWI and WWII>WWI and WWII are no longer thematically relevant at all>this was because Greta Gerwig wanted "a 1950s backdrop to show the grey, muted transition period right before Britain exploded into the vibrant 1960s and 1970s rock 'n' roll culture">instead of going for traditional orchestra driven fantasy music she went for "rock and roll opera energy" contemporary music for some fuck ass reason>she also gender-bent Aslanlet me repeat that>Aslan, the fucking Lion, who CS Lewis explicitly says is literally Jesus Christ in another world, is made a woman and voiced by a womanAlso for one last kick in the balls, she makes the White Witch's magic work in our world which completely ruins the rules CS Lewis wrote for the other worlds. And her magic has to be instantly retconned from its original world ending power to "generic swish the wand and things explode"Now Netflix is $600 million in the hole and panicking. With insiders reporting they fear it will be another "Golden Compass flop".
>>62788309i thought all these big companies had like ppl with anthropology phds to do ethnographic research on their target customers personas or whatever see if anyone actually likes the products they are making?
>>62788314One look at popular franchises like Star Wars or LotR's shows there is a group of people in Hollywood that want nothing more than to "subvert" a popular franchise for the "modern audience" and if the studio loses hundreds of millions then that's on them
>Oil already back in the green after a +3% day
>>62788326Looks like the companies that aren't tech don't care though. In other words, the market doesn't care, actually the market excluding tech was green.
The black girl with the massive titties hugged me this morning and told me she's excited for our date tomorrow.
>>62788335>dating affirmative action peoplenot saying i've never done it but today i would not
Can oil please not go over $100 today
>>62788335I'm happy for you, anon. Sadly, the /pol/tard ethos has infilitrated /smg/ and people will insult you and go ballistic for what you just said. But love has no race. I wish you the best, anon
>>62788335Black women are literally the least desirable mating Partners out of any race. Good luck with that
Can people start buying bonds please
>>62788348sound very womancoded to go by what others desire
GOOOOOOOD MORNING EUROPOORS
>>62788350why? let's so how high those yields can go bro
>>62788335this is bullish news
>>62788345You mean the same thing that has been posted for about the 4th day in a row? Nobody wants black women you're not changing anybody's views go back to where the fuck you came from
the amerifats are waking up
coreweave founders sold off 3.3 billion in shares still hold 20% of company hmmm
>>62788335>The black girl with the massive titties hugged me this morning and told me she's excited for our date tomorrow.damn, that would make me feel like i'm on top of the world desu.but importantly, does she have big titties because she's black or is it because she black AND fat?
they don't want to catch the falling knife in the second inning? what the fuck are these metaphors
>>62788335Please shower before you continue posting
Is Adobe going to help change copyright laws? I have a feeling they won't just die
>>62788370This sounds like it's about raising rates. I've heard the inning metaphor several times now about inflation and hiking cycles. So I assume they talk about why not to hike.
How do you cope with failing to sell the top of something but still make sizable gains? I know I shouldn't be too upset since profit is great but I still feel like a fool with all the what-ifs going through my mind.
dumped 10k into soxs yesterday lfg
>>62788309thank you anon I didn't know that stuff about what that publicly traded company (Stock Ticker: NFLX) is up to with their spending, business philosophy and practices. Your post is informative and helps me with my investment decisions concerning the company, as I am able to discern your opinions from facts on my own without anybody's help. I am concerned about what I do with my money. Thanks again!
>>62788382
>>62788378On to the next opportunity.
>>62787686I love pinning weasels. you fold them up like a pretzel and make them squeel and piss all over themselves.
>>62788378Many people use a strategy of never looking back once they sell, that might work for you. Whether you sold at the top or not you'd be looking forward to making gains with the next opportunity—there's always another one on its way. You'll make it.
>>62788378Clearly you should revenge trade and buy back in at the top and then pull your hair out when it goes down and panic sell before repeating the process over and over again
>>62787724I run my own business though?
>>62788345Thank you, she's actually really cute I'm excited for it.>>62788368She's actually really thin frame and she's only around 5 feet tall. She always straightens her hair. The most notable thing about her is how big her tits are even with a sweater on.
Please keep beastiality off of /smg/Thank you for your attention to this matter!
>>62788383I'm just still concerned about the ad department. Rough month. It's easy to put a face behind the creative re-imagining work of a true visionary, but what about the unsung heros making sure we get the return? I would love to know their names and faces. As a well rounded investor I must take into account perspectives that completely disregard the quality or moral content of what's being shown, because there's other stuff being sold too. I need to know if my faith in their in-house ad stack is really good for people. Moving away from capitalist fat cat companies like Microsoft to handle ads for them will surely continue to increase their meaningfulness and quality. I want people talking about the ADS at the water cooler, I need marginalized voices, I need to not feel not-good, I need inclusion, I need the vulnerable to know their money can be mine too and it's safe because I'm not a evil corporate fat cat, I just own stock in the company. What variable is that in bayesian media attribution? Theta?
APPL AI play keeps winning.
MU sistas....
SOXLKEKS
>>62788413
IREN menNBIS babiesCRWV cutiesit's over....
>>62788419based
>>62787585>the status quo has been bleeding the market dry since august>we need to keep the status quo for a recoverynigga whut?
Are we long or short quantum?
>>62788425I thought trans women stood in solidarity with the afro american struggleI was wrong to judge you kindly faggler
>>62788428>you have to gamble on the scamlook dude I wish you all got AIDS. quantum AIDS.
>>62788430>tfw you are HIV negative and positive simultaneously
>>62788403>She's actually really thin frame and she's only around 5 feet tallLmao, imagine dating a womanlet.Enjoy the midget sons
my fucking wheat bags wtf
Mornin, smiggers. What we buying/selling/eating this morning?
>sell tech>and buy companies that make a lot less money
>>62788442Unfortunately I sold my WEAT bags at the picotop only to buy fucking crypto and lose all my gains
>>62788221bullish af
>>62788438>>62788438>>tfw you are HIV negative and positive simultaneously
>>62788452Isn't the entire mag seven except apple cashflow negative now
>>62788452>IREN makes money>NBIS makes money>CRWV makes money>anthropic makes money>openAI makes moneyyou niggers are so funny
>>62788460man my aladeen results are confusing AF
>>62788221Good call.
>>62788464Wish you wouldn’t shill these.I’m a MEGA bag holder and I know I’m only ever getting my money back if retail stays out and misses out on the giga pump.
>>62788470they are cancer meme retard bags for HUGGGEEEE faggots.good luck dude I don't know why you want to buy the reddit money deleter 9000 meme list
>then>buy back tech and don't sell the other shit effectively pushing it all higher for no reason
> spcx dunked again like 5 mins agoyall buyin that dipparoo?
It's gonna be a nigger market today
>>62788485I'd buy around $60
>>62788456>sold my WEAT bags at the picotop only to buy fucking cryptowhat compels a human being to make these choices and in succession no less
Vix down 3.34% lmao
>>62788498that shit is rigged as fuck under the current admin. I've never seen the shit be so flat/red during absolute nigger dumping before.
>>62788511There was a report that was submitted about suspicious oil futures contacts and the administration flat out told them to retract it lol
>>62788511trump himself is manipulating the implied vol in the spx futures
>>62788514just like they blocked out all the satellite imagery from the middle east when the goyim started using it to count how many boats were on fire.many such cases
>>62788517kek
WHAT DO I BUY TODAY? SOXL? NVIDIA? MU?
>>62788133It'd be more important to watch gold than silver if you're trying to invest in miners. You can't really mine silver and it's a byproduct of other mining operations. Gold however can be mined. While gold and silver are often similar, they can easily detach from each other. So if silver starts climbing while gold grabs, investing in miners is not a good play because there's no real relationship.
>>62788520probably mu
>>62788520>he didn't secure ROPE alreadylmao
>>62788520McD's brekky
Morning niggersHave an excellent day
>>62788514mark zuckerberg and andreessen horowitz (trumpstein gooner) are on the record for wanting to dismantle the CFPB before orange nog was electedhe fired the BLS chief explicitly to fuck with economic datathe CFTC and SEC being raped should not come as a surprise
>>62788449Buying more dram/ram prolly
>>62788525I wanna try one of those paper wrapped wax things with 4g protein instead today
Here you goMy quant model predictionsIt only gives a prediction of the next 20 trading days. This isn't a long term prediction. This is what my model likes most in SP500 right now.So if you were to buy DELL, it's only looking where the price of DELL goes in the next 20 days and not after that.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
fuck
>>62788538I order my shit from a chinese sweatshop in bulk and the postings online say "hand made"its not a lie
>>62788542Based. Happy friday. Make some money fellers.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH FUCK!!!
Just don't sell. It really is that easy.
>>62788550>holds IREN to 0
What the fuck is happening
>>62788550i dont want to be temporarily embarrassed
Slip Slidin AwayWall Kicks Will Work
Guys... SCHD is winning again...
FUCK, WHY DID I SELL CVX YESTERDAY
>>62788540thx just lost everything on dell calls
Another day, another dawn, another day of pain
I sold SOXS for 58.37% profit
>>62788554It's 2023 again
>>62788568>make mistake>learn nothing>do same thing>expect it to changeI've been green every day this week. I'm up 0.4% today. Maybe look at your positions and think about them a little bit instead of just acting like a faggot retard and donating your money to jews
this has to be a fakeout
>>62788577what's up with that hostility? Everyone is so worked up o_O
>>62788577what are you gonna do with that extra $40?
Whats with this nigger dump FUCKING TRUMP JUST CONCEDE TO IRAN AND PUMP
>>62788580Fake out of what, Michael?
>>62788584I'm so tired of you niggers just posting tranny images and >WHY MUH NEGATIVE 90 P/E COMPANY RED N SHIT?>I GUESS IM JUST SWEEPY IM GONNA TAKE A NAP TEEHEEEfucking kill yourself
>>62788584dont take offense, he's one of a few "people" who come here and attempts to brag to get virtual pats on his back because he's extremely insecure in real life
Another day of red... how boring. I hope they're panic selling at a loss.
>fucking kill yourselfWhat the hell? Now we're wishing people to kill themselves? Is this what /smg/ has become?
>>62788594I don't want a pat on a back I want to talk to people that make money and there arent any here its fucking crazy you faggots literally just delete your disability bucks on tech scams every week. fucking insane
I took profits on the TLT puts and move into META puts.
>>62788568Yeah keep that mouth closed you nasty teeth bitch
Are we slurping MU yet?
SCHDeeez nutz
>natgas down 5%wheres the retard who shilled it yesterday?
>>62788596Wtf fuck you bitch nigga
>>62788589they're trying to trick us, be warned
>>62788596check out discord if you want to talk to child molesters about losing your money
>>62788594It's unreal how worked up everyone is. The world really changed during the lockdowns. It's really sad to see.
>>62788603not yet imo, I'm waiting for 880-850
>>62788606probably attending his middle school classes
Here comes the pump
>>62788606saw him on /pol/ posting about a collapse or somethin in a couple weeks
>>62788610>>62788607>>62788602>>62788592What the hell? I mention the initial dump and I almost get swatted. What the hell happened to /smg/? Yesterday it was the same when people started talking about AI. So much hostility.
Another day I’m glad I listened to KMB anon. What a chad. Thanks diaper anon!
>>62788606Oil bull.
>>62788592This is roidrage right there
>>62788619Your words hurted!! That is a financial crime!
>>62788619>The dumpWhat dump faggot? Name a ticker. Add fucking anything to the discussion at all you stupid useless faggot
I'm making money today
>>62788619The place is being raided by luddites. Everyone used to be so kind and polite here. It really felt like the last bastion of polite society once upon a time.
I'm losing money today
>>62788542>>62788547>CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINSaffirmative
>>62788620welcome. I'm selling at 115.
I will stop giving (you)s to these guys that throw a temper tantrum. It's just really sad to see how hostile /smg/ is becoming. Even when you mention AI, these weirdos start sending you death threats. It's simply sad to see.
>>62788630>.55%Zoom out nigger
>>62788630Is that a photo of a computer screen
>>62788612I set up a minor order at 890, will slurp more if it falls ever further.
oof ok this isnt' looking good
new semi trade long rope
Why is gold mooning so hard today?
>>62788641shove your (you) up your ass with your dragon dildo tranny
>>62788648It’s 24 minutes after open you dope, we’ll pump after 10am.
>>62788647becareful though
>>62788654because I sold yesterdayalso both ppi/cpi were hot
>>62788654People buying the discounts provided by panic sellers?
>>62788641You better not fuck around. I can personally confirm that navy seal has over 300 kills. He will fuck you up. Do not joke about his death threats. I hope you're behind 7 proxies rn
>oil $98Is this Ok?
>>62788670no but we can just keep ignoring it until after elections apparently while child molesters buy 10000x leveraged memory sticks
>>62788654Because pretty soon I'm going to fuck a black girl.
>>62788604>basedBought 100 shares for shots and goggles cause I like divvys. Has been a very pleasant earner. Might buy more if it has a red day in the near future.
>constant red dildos keeping SPY below VWAPTHIS IS THE TELL, RETARDS.WE WILL BE UP 1% TODAYSPY 777 BY NOON
>>62788687I have 777 calls Pls kevin
>>62788694775 reporting
NEW:>>62788696NEW:>>62788696NEW:>>62788696
>>62788676based
>>62788654Who cares? It's still ridiculously overpriced. For gold you wait for the AI bubble to properly burst. A -30% at the very least. The margin calls will do the rest. Don't guess where the bottom lies. Just buy when it goes to 3700 and below.
>>62788676choccy milk
>>62788676Black chicks fuck like wild baboons Have fun
>>62788599Took profits on META puts and moved into MU puts.
>>62788305i know you've probably moved on to another thread babe, but i'm just letting you know i love you. think you're overreacting a little here, you still have the books. i loved those as a kid by the way.
