dating recession editionhttps://www.dorelish.com/the-edit/2026/8/5/the-dating-recession-what-economists-would-call-this-if-it-happened-to-any-other-market>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62793752
it's a saturday night you didn't need to bake so soon
first post!
anons are fucking black chicks right now as we speak
i hope tonites stock market movie is a good movie
SCHD and chillers where you at
>>62794656what about vig tho vig has an ass yield honestly i'd sell it if not for the taxes
>>62794653cant wait for the slop doomsday movie to come out. unironically looking forward to it with all the popcorn and teeth destroying deserts. there wasnt much interesting movies released this year for me
>>62794658i reject vig purely out of it sounding like the vig at a casino which gives me bad vibes
>>62794660i'm waiting for digger to hit the apple tv store
>>62794652He can have them. Even cute ones smell (also racemixing bad o algo)
/smg/ stock market movie nite starts soontonites stock market movie is Suspiria (1977)
>>62794663Is digger any good? I have no idea what it's about, never even saw a Teaser
>>62794669it was supposedly too artsy for normies causing a flop i like to support artsy shit so i'm gonna cop it like megalopolis flopped but i loved that shit lol
>>62794656I have no idea why anyone would touch SCHD when you can just buy the whole damn diaper from KMB.
>>62794652we can only hope.
>>62794676>he doesn't like companies that give diviesmoron alert
>>62794648This shit is not gonna be able to save the bear market from sliding furtherWe need diesel!
>>62794682trump did taco on sanctioning putin that should be helpful right
>>62794652For his sake, I hope shes not putting out on the first date.
>>62794682get with the timeswe can use TSLA's rockets to delivery freight now
>>62794685actually isn't tsla shipping an electric semi rn
>>62794660I'm waiting for The Odyssey to hit the torrent sites! I know most of you hate absolutely everything, you hate catholics, you hate AI, you hate crypto, you hate everything, but I really wanna see the odyssey. Yeah, there is a transgender, yeah, there is a black woman, jesuschrist, shut up and try to enjoy something.
>>62794683For the market? Perhaps.For trumps political image? We have been fed anti-russia propaganda for so long that both sides of the aisle hated this move even if it was the right thing to do.
>>62794684they all let you smash first date unless you are weird and give them the ick.
>>62794667i'm tryna watch it rn but man the soundtrack is fucking overbearing jesus christ
>>62794689This poster is a jeet
>>62794678>he didn't get his diaper payment
>FUD
>>62794683>>62794688>blow up russian refineries>Russia buying oil>remove sanctions on Russia selling oilits fucking absolutely fucking nothing retard dumb shit to trick algos for a week at best
>>62794666>Even cute ones smelltrips of truth
>>62794666>o algooh shit sharty in the house
>>62794652I fucked a 500 pound black chick who was several inches taller than me and shockingly athletic considering how massive she was. Best snu snu of my life. You haven’t lived if you haven’t sucked titties the size of your head.Also will MU recover or should I dump that shit this week?
>>62794652Young anons should try to get a good gf asap. I recently watched a video of this female in her mid 30s and it was so demoralizing. Look at her hairline. It's so fucking over. And her arrogance, man.
>>62794646The linked article was clearly written by AI. This says more than anything the actual article could say about the economy, including dating, going forward.
>>62794694I hold MO
>>62794701>fucks 500 pound chicks>owns MU bagsits so fucking over for you
>>62794702why? new models are available ever year. it seems women are the ones that should lock down good BF asap.
i went to public school in the south. i know how bad they smell. it's not something i could deal with.
>>62794701>500 pound>athleticYoure either exaggerating or megacoping.
>>62794709And I'm talking cope on an exponential scale. Approaching infinity rapidly.
i don't think i can finish watching this suspirina movie i think maybe if i smoked a lot of weed first it would be a lot better maybe
>>62794709I’m not suggesting that she could run a marathon but she didn’t just starfish either, which is what I expected.
>>62794680KMB is a divvy king stock and part of SCHD you fucking fat gay retard.
>>62794669It's about an oil man causing a natural disaster
>>62794717oh i thought you were calling me a baby
>>62794715So... you fucked an obese black chick.Look, we've all been there anon and you don't have to be ashamed, but part of being a man is not admitting to swimming with whales.
>>62794688>even if it was the right thing to doIt wasn't, and you're retarded if you think so>b-but muh 3D chessYeah instead of allying with a large and willing industrial block with the minor drawback of having a socialism addiction and doing some stuff that makes chuds seeth let's go with... muh Snow Africa lmaoo. Look at yourself in the mirror. The boomer cold war propaganda was right, Russia is still our enemy.>b-but the dieselHave you tired not starting wars in the Middle East, the specific thing you said you wouldn't do?
>>62794722I have detected that english is not your first language and therefore have chosen to ignore your stupid opinion entirely
>>62794719you bought some dogshit "divvy" etf that is 40% tech bullshit instead of PEP and KMB yielding 5%+ and at yearly lowsNGMI you are a baby
>>62794720I don’t bag chicks if their weight starts with a one or two
>>62794720my schizoid personality disorder makes fucking hot chicks the same hardness as fucking obese chicks so i just stick to the hot ones t b h
>>62794724didn't pep just get dropped from taco bell or something
>>62794724retard alert
>>62794728KFC switch to coke. yeh that was kinda gay story to come out Friday :(
>>62794724huh pep is 3.86% of schd rn
>>62794729SPYI or whatever dogshit you were shilling that's like 30% niggervideo chips and pays like 1% yield
>>62794725You were fantastic in Goldeney, Mr. Brosnan.
>>62794733the fuck are you talking about spyi is just S&P500 with a ~12% divie yield
>>62794723I accept your concession, MAGAtard (Thankfully, enough Yandex servers have been vaporized that I assume you aren't a real Russian)But even if you ignore my opinion, you can no longer ignore reality
>>62794733Jensen is such a fucking kike btw paying like 1 penny per $200 share and then "doubling" it to 2 pennies so he can get included in dividend growth ETFs is the faggiest shit every btw
SCHD isn't just about divvies. it's about the methodology of the dow jones divvie 100 index. it will outperform SPY and QQQ between the AI trade stalling and the next bull market meme.
>>62794646>What will markets do next week?>What will markets do next week?>picrel, last week's poll and results>linkrel, next week's sentiment poll>https://strawpoll.com/GJn4438j8nz>https://strawpoll.com/GJn4438j8nz>Anon's historical winrate:>68% weighted weekly average vs the average across major indexes
>>62794737You should look a little deeper into that whole Yandex thing. That was most certainly propaganda.
>>62794733i don't shill spyi i prefer gpiq, but u are quite wrong lmao>Distribution Information (as of 09/30/2026)>Distribution Frequency: Monthly>Distribution Rate Distribution Rate: 12.21%>Distribution Amount / Share ($) $0.5338>Distribution Amount / Share (%) 1.02%the 1% distribution is the monthly yield lmao
>>62794652I hope anon gets to hold her hand and maybe paizuri her later.
>>62794738Your fault for relying on gimmicksEither go broad-market index or individual stock picking, anything else is a scam
>>62794742yeah I just looked at it and its way worse than I thought... these niggers are gambling on call spreads and had like a 20% drawdown this year lmao. they are going to get liquidated in a bear market. I thought that was the yearly div but these niggers are just gambling on calls heading into a bear market. grim.just buy JEPQ it yields more and its not going to blowup in a bear market.
>>62794741Of course, comrade. The servers are running as we speak under their own power.
>>62794747doesn't jepq do the same thing but against the nasdaq?
>>62794747JEPQs divies are less tax efficient
>>62794750JEPQ sells calls. SPYI buys calls.no its not the same. JEPQ has already been tested in bear markets too and is managed by someone far more reputable than whoever the fuck NEOS is
>>62794737What's wrong with Yandex? I search porn there sometimes
Not to derail a thread about black chicks and divvies but how is bitcoin holding up so well with all this bullshit going on? Were the craptotards right after all?
>>62794760It’s regaining some steam since semis aren’t the place to gamble anymore
>>62794747GPIQ is better than JEPQ, even in drawdowns.
>>62794738huh nvidia upped their dividend to 25 cents a share this year, do u not actually own any nvidia?
>>62794760Iranians are using it to sell oil and dodge sanctions. Its fucking hilarious that dumbass clown orange man is shilling bitcoins while Iranians are using it. Everything is so fake and gay boss
>>62794767why the fuck would I own an overpriced piece of shit that crabs forever at 80 trillion valuation with a dork lieing trying to get the cult to buy more bags. gayest stock ever haven't touched it since ~100
>>62794759Their datacenters got droned. Not all of them but enough to limit traffic.
Alright boys it's me the guy who went on the date with the massive tittied black girl. I just got back from her place. Dinner went really well we talked a lot and I made her laugh. After we went to a bar and had cocktails. We got kinda tipsy and went to her house. She told me she wasn't confortable with hooking up on the first date so we just made out for around 30 mins and she let me suck on her tits. She fucking held my head like a newborn and even stroked my hair while I suckled on her nipples. I unironically think I'm in love.
>>62794775
>>62794775Good shit
>>62794775Fuck yeah brother
>>62794652I'm sure every Jew in this thread is happy to hear that
>>62794778>>62794780>>62794781Thanks guys, I'm hoping to see where this goes.
>>62794775good job Anon. ignore the haters live ur best life.
damn i only watched half of that argento movie and now i'm spooked out lmao now that i live alone i can't be watching horror movies lmao it's like saturday night but it's so fucking silent rn not even a siren on the road outside
>>62794775wow
>>62794795Just jerk off
I put $10k into this https://www.tappalphafunds.com/etfs/tsyx
>>62794798tempting
>>62794794Thank you, I'll report if I ever actually get to fuck her.
I'm thinking about all the smiggers,6 months ago,that were screaming at me.Calling me>fucking retard>idiot>nigger>jewAnd just arguing with me, screaming, post whole paragraphs about I'm a fucking retarded nigger jewAll because I was warning people not to get in the memory trade.How did that work out by the way? 6 months ago was the pico top.What happened to all of them?Did they kill themselves because they lost all their money,or did they move onto the next stupid thing,like nothing happened and never learnt a single thing.
>U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio is set to visit the world’s largest oil refinery in Jamnagar, India, owned by billionaire Mukesh Ambani’s Reliance Industries, as diesel prices surge ahead of U.S. midterm polls>MUH CASH
>>62794816>the United States is reduced to begging fucking jeets and Russians to bail out the worldits so fucking over
>>62794754SPYI sells ~5% OTM covered SPX calls against a portion of it's holdings monthly, such that upside is still captured if the market rips through their short call strikes. JEPQ sells covered calls against 100% of their index holdings so they get ass blasted if the market rips through their strikes.
>>62794813Hi YuimustachepostinganonI roundtripped 200% like twice. Oh well
>>62794823and again SPYI's dividends are treated better in regards to tax. JEPQ is considered pure income so it probably should be in a roth
>>62794754Also goldman sachs is in the process of acquiring NEOS
>>62794813June was not 6 months ago, but I'll allow it
I will never sell my Nvidia bags (till I am in deep green profit). on a side note, its concerning that Berkshire's price went up even when everything else was going down. There 300 billion money pile would be great during a crash. Too bad I sold their stock when it was at 515..
>>62794837>everything else went downWhat do you mean? Healthcare, insurance, consumer staples, and defense did great last week.
>>62794843All the chatbots are hardcoded to give VOO and chill advice. You have to tell it straight up to not give you normie advice and say you want an indvidual stocks portfolio, for it to work properly.
>>62794841I meant everything in our circle. Memory, Semis and other tech stocks. I just hope the worst doesn't happen next week.
>>62794845is that how you got it to tell you to buy NVDA at the top?
>>62794850You mean the meme stocks? Some of us buy companies that deal in the real world and do well with it.
>>62794856I don't think 220$ was the top for the literal number 1 company in the s&p and nasdaq. I just bought it at an unfortunate time is all.
>>62794862hooolllyyyyy shitttt you cost basis is 220?
>>62794860Those meme stocks make up 40% of the s&p anon. Your boomer stocks might do well once in a while but don't expect to get rich quick buy holding consumer staple or insurance stocks.
>>62794843Gemini is a special kind of retarded and a massive sycophant.Claude is slightly more useful but you have to be very specific what you are asking it and force it to avoid Wikipedia and boomer tier sources like motley fool
>>62794866No need to laugh at me faggot, I just bought them as a swing trade this week before the dumping that happened on wednesday.
>>62794862it looks pretty tapped out on a logarithmic chart. how much higher can the market cap realistically go this cycle? its basically the same price it was a year ago now.
>>62794868only jews say wikipedia is bad
>>62794874They were at 240 just last week, their coreweave investment is whats screwing them right now. I will easily meet my cost-basis in a week or two if we avoid another black monday. I only have 10 shares anyways, its not that big of an amount.
>>62794775you aight yt boycongrats
>>62794843this piece of shit might actually be worse>we agreeTrying to act tough
>>62794892Are you using the free models anon?
>>62794775isn't that kinda the same thing
>>62794894I refer you to >>62793035
if you don't want to deal with bullshitand If you want a real investmentin a compounderthat's not fucking aroundwhere there's no FOMO,and retards that will fuck it up for youInvest in SXTSensient TechnologiesIt's a flavour and fragrances companywhich, to add to what I'm sayingand why you should invest in this companyPetroleum based food colouring and flavouring is going to get banned in the USSXT stands to benefit the most, but that's not the only reason.SXT is up 20% this quarter in revenue growth,and 40% operating income growthIt's the beneficiary of the conversion that's happening with the transition away fro petrol food additives. This isn't just a small conversation. It's billions upon billions to do the conversion, so companies will be huge losers.their margin will be captured by companies like SXT
>>62794867COKE is 431% on the 5yr you fucking mongoloid.
>perps
>>62794669I stood up in the theater, raised my arms above my head, and shouted “KINO!”>>62794867I remember watching her eat Raven Riley’s pussy. Good times.
>>62794900And? Have you looked at tech stocks and their 5 year charts anon?
>>62794652We talk about the stock market and not about bestiality? Thank you very much
>some nigger shilling the 100 year high of a 40 p/e food company with the same ticker as a shitcoin>some nigger holding niggervideo bagsweekend smg is fucking trash. later dorks don't check your portfolios on Monday
>>62794841dont forget fertilizer! and oil!
>>62794901Looks like oil is down a bit.
>>62794906Oh no! People are talking about stocks in the stock general. quickly let me call them niggers and fuck off to my sad miserable life.
>>62794904The real companies are going to continue going up.>>62794907Yeah, meant to add energy and realized I had forgotten when I posted. What's the pick for fertilizer?
>>62794922having this gif and using it where you can see panties of a little school girl is also quite sad thoughbeit. It's not cute, it's not wholesome, it's just pedophilic.
>>62794896I get that anon but you can't expect a low-tier model to stock analysis or prediction for you. if you have the money for it I recommend Claude, use their best model if you are really serious about all of this. You can also use chatgpt and their plus plan, its good enough for most stuff.
>>62794918everything else including spy shit the bed earliermonday looks like it might be another person of color day
>>62794928CF UAN and NTR. MOS is a 50/50 because its sulfur which is mad expensive right now.
>>62794932>Western man struggles to fathom the culture of another country.
>>62794896Looks like you picked up some insider knowledge already about how a couple of these models are different from one another, that's pretty good. There's Gemini, Claude, and others too. Just keep tryin I guess!
>>62794937I can easily say one culture is superior to another or not. Isn't that what we also do in regards to blacks or muslims etc? I can shit on japanese culture as much as I want.
>>62794943You are objectively wrong my friend. Go to leddit if you want to shit on japan. This is an anime website.
>>62794943>shitting on japanwoah woah woah man get the fuck out of here
>>62794943>shit on japanese culturespeak your truth king, i will stand beside you
>>62794944Anime doesn't mean children in underwear. And if it does, it's dogshit culture and I'm here to change it. Isn't that the way of the western man? Imposing his morals onto others?
whites and east asians are the only civilized races in the world. a country with only whites and asians would be a utopia
>>62794943you dun it nao
>>62794944>Comes to 4chan>Shits on Japanese culture>wait what desu?
>>62794948Top indicator
>>62794946Fuck off frog
>>62794948East asians intentionally torture animals and create tentacle porn and that stuff. Not so sure about that, sounds like you just want to justify havin a gook waifu
>>62794955this site needs a cleansing
>>62794956It's also in my culture to be baited easy as fuck and get mad at people who think different than me.
>>62794947Anime means what the Nips say it means. Also, I reported your post for being an obvious nigger. Go sleep with your used up Western wife, Western man. Don't mess with the weebs & neets of 4chan.
>>62794958No. bad frog.
>>62794933No, I'm expecting it to do math. That should be quite easy for it.
the volume of bearish weekend headlines is starting to get a little uncomfortableI was bullish on monday but now I don't know what to think anymore, maybe they should have used the MOAB or whatever bullshit people thought they were going to do last friday
>>62794970The US probably can't even fire nukes anymore, just how they forgot how to get to the moon
>>62794971I'd bet my life savings there's at least a handful of anons ITT who don't believe either of those things are realcan I do that instead of investing in stupid stocks? we need to get the smigger polymarket going
>>62794970
>>62794973I wasn't alive during any of the moon landings so.. I will believe it when I see it.Also, dropping a nuke anywhere would shatter the grand illusion of captilism and the world economy. Everything would go to shit and those /pmg/ faggots will in the end.
Dear stupid as fuck retards doubting spacex and how it will make money, there is no property tax in space, once starship is going these companies will be putting anything they can up thereDo not give a fuck about ai, do not give a fuck about the moon or mars, we WILL be launching an infinite amount of dogshit into our orbit in the next 15 years and spacex WILL be making money off of it
>>62794983>he thinks he can scam the taxmanOnly death and taxes
I'm back bitchez. The foid janny banned me for giving real world financial advice that marriage is a black hole for chads. I need stock tips for Monday now that Trump is going full retard on Iran next week.
>nu/smg/ top buyer baggies openly discussing having sex with men and black chicksFucking omega bearish holy shit. Another 1929 crash is honestly imminent based on this information alone, and I'm not even memeing.
>>62794997Oil and fertilizer is going to fucking explode, I also think SOXS chads are gonna rape every SOXL retard this week. Even redditors are crying about SOXL
>>62794997SGOV, keep your money in reserve and wait out the cluster fuck thats gonna be the next 2 weeks. Jump in if the market crashes or if theres an overreaction on earnings for a company that you like.
>>62794999Checked
Assuming everything keeps collapsing, what are you buying on monday? Defense, healthcare, food and utilities, refiners and gas? Or just betting on the collapse with an inverse etf?
>Calls for a "Black Monday" are spreading rapidly across social media right now.>If history is any guide, this means the S&P 500 should hit 8,000 soon.>Ignore the noise. Read our analysis below.based kobussy perma bulls
>>62795011>>62794936>>62794907>>62795001
>>62795012Let the cucks of twitter and reddit sell their bags. We gonna eat good next week my fellow bobo hater.
Is it true, what the bears say? The Nasdog will never bounce again, it'll drop down to 18,000 and the world's largest companies will go bankrupt while Pepsi and Kimberly-Clark will inherit the earth?
>>62795014Makes sense. Personally, I'm going for more COP.
>>62795018BASED
>>62795019COP and PM are actually in my "you need to buy this" list. I think ill do COP first
>>62795011PMKOLLYCOPVSCHWTRVGEVRTX
>buying the "dip" when forced selling is snowballing
>>62795018Pepsi? That drink you can't get at KFC anymore?
>>62795026I bought the soxs dip soxs to the moon
nigger chances are they've been nuking shit for decades they just haven't told you
>>62795026>>62795028
>>62795028>Pepsino, the drink i have to buy at the gas station 7 minutes away from the cinema because all the chains are sucking coca colas cock
I don't think the average baggie here understands how insanely leveraged the dogshit US economy is to continue giving the appearance of functioning semi-normally with despite having no meaningful productive growth. We're all sitting on top of a fucking antimatter bomb of deleveraging.
>>62795034UHM SWEETY that just means tha gubmint is just gonna save it so beanie babies go up in nominal value forever and ever okay
>>62795034Right... so the grass is always greener and investing into EU trash is better? I think not. Korea? LOL. Japan? Big oof! It has to be the US. Everything else is worse.
>>62795034>buy inverse leverage ETF
>>62795034It's absolutely insane how much money healthcare and insurance companies are beginning to make on boomers, and it's becoming way more streamlined.
>>62795032I haven't been to a cinema since the local chain no longer offers $8 discount passes at the grocery store anymore
>>62795029>>62795037This guy gets it, SOXSGODS
>>62795028Pepsi, the drink that this girl canonically prefers over cococola. I was so tempted to buy it last month just because of this. Also I like pepsi.
