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The dukes are fucked, edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Previous
>>62795712
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Reminder that Monday is going to be a blood bath.
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>>62796721
Slurp up that MU, boys
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>futures
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Nothing happens btw.
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STOP FUCKING BUYING
IRAN IS WINNING
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>nu/smg/ has been taken over by top-buying reddit baggies that unironically discuss having sex with men and black chicks
I'm not joking, this is the biggest top signal that I've ever seen. This general has been completely pozzed with newfags who want to buy the bubble.
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>>62796730
is the little fella ok?
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>>62796734
Sex with black women is no a bad thing. Sex with men and redditors need the rope.
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>>62796719
I know I'm typically short vol, realistically I'll probably leg into a condor and buy the bull credit side at open and leg into the other side later

>>62796729
ik but (managed) risk is what pays, I'll watch it and bet small. could be a 10x sorta day if it's the inverse of Friday.
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Any of you guys invest in those etf's that use covered calls to achieve a crazy yield? Over 15%? Some of them seem too good to be true
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Here
>>62796033
Promises made, Promises Kept my dear smiggas.
https://youtu.be/GO517hkrKaU
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>>62796730
more like the reverse of that video
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that giga green candle was Mr secretary Bussy. say thank you
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>>62796735
he broke his legs
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>>62796736
Do you have any idea what the rate of incurable STDs is, tourist baggie?
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>>62796743
thank you
we really needed some help here
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All this posting about dating black chicks has me sad. I wish I weren't so afraid of talking to women
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>>62796746
Do you have any idea what a condom is mr.virgin?
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>>62796741
Based slav gambling on leverage.
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>>62796741
top
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>>62796745
kind of like the guy that just fell down the ropes in the stadium, I guess?
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>>62796749
Just bee yourself
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>>62796721
>What will markets do next week?
>What will markets do next week?
>picrel, last week's poll and results
>linkrel, next week's sentiment poll
>https://strawpoll.com/GJn4438j8nz
>https://strawpoll.com/GJn4438j8nz

>Anon's historical winrate:
>68% weighted weekly average vs the average across major indexes

>NOTES
>moved all calculations and data gathering out of AI and to spreadsheets and google finance calls because AI was too inconsistent
>up, down, and middle are defined on the distribution of percent returns for each major index (SPX, NDX, DJI, RUT) over a trailing 52-week period as follows: UP is the top quartile, MIDDLE is the middle two quartiles, DOWN is the bottom quartile
>because the sentiment poll itself is simple, historical winrate is simply the average of all up/down/crab votes per week vs the average up/down/crab rating across the major indexes
>some of the historical data may be corrected
>thank you for your attention to this matter
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>>62796725
is that why futures are so bright green?
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>>62796739
They sell ATM or slightly OTM CC's to generate revenue.
If you plot the gain + drip reinvestment yield against SPY it's not as good as just holding SPY
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>>62796751
You're not having sex in a hazmat suit, tourist. You *WILL* catch something.
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>>62796741
11/10, no notes
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>>62796733
works
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>green futures
>i didn't buy the dip
>mfw
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>>62796734
WAH WAH WAH NIGGA WE LIKE MAKING MONEY AND FUCKING BITCHES HERE
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>>62796759
>futures
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>>62796763
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I'm sucking mad dick to get by

>>62796765
>>62796766
Stop posting niggers you degenerate
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>>62796755
kek i just heard that they just fucking picked him up off the turf and went ahead with the game anyways. like what the fuck dude, do people really need to watch goyball that bad?
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>>62796741
INTC no bueno
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>>62796761

I've had unprotected sex with like 50 women and never had an STD before.
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>>62796735
Yeah he’s fine. He woke up just before he hit the ground.
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Vile niggers
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>>62796741
Cringe but transcendent. Truly a masterpiece.
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>>62796767
we will all make it
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>>62796759
yes
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Guess I'm gonna have to reopen my short
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>>62796779
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>he panic sold the bottom of semis
>he panic bought oil at the top
ISHYGDDT
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>>62796725
The thought of my white cock filling up that bright pink ebony pussy with my white seed makes me absolutely diamonds.
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>>62796749
>so afraid of talking to women
you do not need to talk to them. Just pretend you are mute, learn some sign language.Women have nothing of value to say anyway they just want your money. Let the money talk for you.
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>>62796786
you just have to know how
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>>62796789
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>>62796739
Yeah, you should ask the MSTY guys from last year. Oh wait.... they're all gone for some reason
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My 777 spy calls

Could fate be on my side?
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>>62796787
>ISHYGDDT
I miss 2011 so much bros I would do so many things differently
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>>62796791
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>>62796735
Yea, he just sleep'n
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>>62796787
Joke's on you I was still waiting. Ready for some semis and space shit if they bounce.
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>>62796798
there is enough for all of us
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Going to sleep alarm set for 4am eastern
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>>62796796
Me too. I was too busy getting high and fucking my frat bros to care about anything else.
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>>62796804
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>>62796808
Degenerate cum rag. I meant financially.
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>>62796809
kek
im running out of images
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>>62796796
>>62796787
>2011
>not buying the bear stearns dip
i shiggy diggy do
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>>62796814
>>
>>62796795
lmao ur that same guy? I thought you were 0dte and gave up
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Saw some ghetto black bitches at Walmart wearing tank tops, no bras, nipples protruding. Bullish WMT.
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>>62796819
>I saw some monkeys at the zoo
Do you want a fucking medal or something
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>>62796808
Wait, the frat bros do each other? Is this why the libs are going after them now? Frats would be like Plato's symposium of gay men exercising their minds to reach the level of God
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>>62796816
your tremendious intelligence?
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>>62796700
so which funds do you like anon
>>62796796
2007-2012 was peak western civilization
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>>62796821
Damn bro, you must be red YTD to be this salty.
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>>62796823
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nu/smg/ is so cancerous holy shit
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>>62796826
that was fun
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>>62796825
You have to be white to post here.
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>>62796822
An average night in my fraternity house involved copious amounts of booze, drugs and sex with anyone who wanted to participate. But I went to a very liberal school up north so all the gay shit (of which I happily participated) was amped up to 11.
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>>62796819
>wearing tank tops, no bras, nipples protruding.
I hate how much I love seeing that shit. It makes me rock hard.
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>>62796818
I am, but I threw a hail Mary for tomorrow. I saw someone on plebbit through 100 bucks into super deep otm spy calls on the day of a nigger pump and absolutely killed it, so I wanted to try my luck. I've got 10 777 calls.
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>>62796809
Based. I just put it on because of you.
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The market seems to have a maximum attention span of one week. A nuke could go off and stocks would be green the next week.
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lmao
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>>62796840
what if a nuke goes off directly on the new york stock exchange?
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>>62796840
This is your last chance to get out before a 30 year bear market.
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>>62796847
Pretty bullish
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>>62796840
This is literally what happened when the Ukraine war started.
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>>62796840
nope, the Jews just know the prices are too good. So they’re buying
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>>62796847
a nuke hitting any major metro area is bullish.
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You're not falling for the futures pump, right anon?
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>extreme fear
buy
>extreme greed
sell

as shrimple as that
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>>62796848
Help me. I have UPRO and SOXS.
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>>62796854
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Smigstrodamus here taking a brief pause from my sunny sabbatical to remind you we are still in a mini bear market, today/tomorrow's euphoric pump will peak and sharply selloff and we will be lower at the end of the week.

Good news is there isn't that much further to fall but the last drop will be particularly brutal and merciless, do not use leverage right now!

I hope even one smigger listened to my incessant fortune telling and is positioned correctly mostly in cash to slurp the dip when it bottoms in a couple of weeks time.

Love you smiggy wiggies stay safe out there <3
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>>62796860
>cropped out the date the post was made
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>KOSPI opens red
>US overnights open green
Huh
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going to sleep, sweet dreams my dear smiggies
see you in the morning for the premarket
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NIGGERS
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>>62796861
I think you're a retard, but as a point of reference, what do you think about the rest of 2027 after March?
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>futures
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>>62796865
Unironically think the SK government putting out that "puhrease don't kirru youlserves~" tweet was trying to force a bottom signal, kind of like an inverse Bessent play. But the market is going to do what the market is going to do.
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>>62796869
Giga smigger green. 2027 is our year even if won't feel like it in March. It will be even more irrational than this year, IRL economic conditions may worsen in US but markets will go parabolic. After March mayhem that is.
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>>62796861
dumb nigger your biggest position was GRRR no one should listen to your predictions and you should have killed yourself a long time ago
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>>62796743
Strongest get the fuck out of the market signal I've seen in my life.
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it-it's an exit pump
FADES BY OPEN
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>>62796874
On what basis? "Just because"?
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>>62796877
You wish. It's bouncing off the bottom of the range and will break out by next week.
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>>62796864
Doesn’t matter (((they))) cannot resist low prices especially after fooling the goyim
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>>62796880
You'll never get a good answer out of the GRRR/GRSD (formerly GAMB) shill. He's a fucking retard.
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>>62796880
we are literally at the AI singularity
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I told you. There can't be a black monday if everyone expects a black monday o_O
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>>62796861
>midterms are nov 3
> basically 2 more weeks
TRVST THE PLQN
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I hate when the move I was hoping for happens over night. Gotta start buying more 1-7DTEs.
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>>62796887
>£
>GRRR
total paki jeet death
>>
Now I'm back to square one and it feels risky again. Still planning on some bullish spreads at open but this gigga pump feels like a premature ejaculation that we'll have to deal with tomorrow now.
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>mfw buy limit at $90 for soxl and didn't trigger
>now we pumping back
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How's oil looking? I need it to go up and down. Duality of a modern.
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>he sold on Friday
KWAB
thanks for playing
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>futures
https://files.catbox.moe/cuttpy.mp4
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henlo mister kevin
please pump the >futures more
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I think I'll buy after tomorrow, I actually think we're all going to get BLACKED tomorrow.
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>>62796897
its cooking
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>0.5%
Cool bro. Let's see Paul Allen's crash
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>>62796894
I'm one of the few transparent smiggers who posts port, here's my meme account's P/L. Yes I am down bigly on GRRR and GAMB/GRSD on my meme account lol but I am up bigly YTD and overall.

I just want what is best for my smiggers, yet many smiggers only want what is worst for me, sad!

And once again I am white, I just happened to invest in a single ticker with a Jeet CEO.
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All this sheboon posting is bearish
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honest thoughts on adding spmo to ftec+voo? spmo just been booty spanking voo even in backtest and i want that money or just keep pumping into ftec?
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>>62796904
The famous triple decker top sushi special, sir.
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>>62796908
you are spiritually jeeted and you should still kys because you are incredibly retarded and unfunny
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>>62796910
spmo or garp are great additions to a very simple port if you are searching for quicker growth / volatility.
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>>62796847
priced in already
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Can we ban the guy spamming niggers?
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>>62796909
stop posting this evil kike he is not a role mode, he does not have aura, he was not a trader
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>>62796916
Forgive us for we know not what we do. I still enjoy your posts. And the smigger spamming was way better than the black chicks.
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>>62796909
Tiny dick detected. How much tsla do you own?
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>>62796920
this is bant smg now
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The nigger pump is coming.
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>>62796924
>the smigger spamming was way better than the black chicks.
actual faggots posting ITT
puts on /smg/ worst general in a while I'm leaving until market hours you retards better fix your shit by then
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>>62796931
Good. All you’ve done is seethe anyways.
>>
Oilchud here, I am once again inform you of an entry opportunity in oil. The USG will once again do price suppression to drop oil price until end of the month, expecting 5-7% drop. It’s a good time to buy in. The Hormuz siege is permanent until WW3. We are going to $150 barrel
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I really, really like this image.
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>>62796936
All I care for is diesel margins
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>>62796939
kek
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>>62796936
>Iran is open to a ceasefire
>Jusr had a blowoff top
>Could hardly breach $100
>Crude glut

Yeah nah good luck though!
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The housing market is also going to crash very soon, I'm already seeing 20k-30k price deductions on homes that are 4 months in the market. Just wait until interest rates drop. It's going to be a knife fight.
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>>62796937
Oh smigstro, these luddites could never make me hate you. I even solded a lil of my port because you made me afraid that a top was forming and for a minute there it looked like you were right but I’m afraid we go back to pumping now
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>>62796936
I think we’re due for a drop in oil price. Actually going to buy a couple USO puts on Monday. Then once we’re down to $80ish, I’ll sell and switch to calls. Next fat wave up has indeed $150 on the table.
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I'm down 20% from Last week
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>>62796944
what would interest rates dropping be bad for the housing market?
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france is collapsing, if the government falls a joint strike operating will be needed to secure the nukes. the muzzies actually think they can just take over lol, you might wipe out the natives but you touch those nukes and we are glassing your asses. sucks we loose all that nice architecture tho.
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>>62796943
>ceasefire
They are opened for ceasefire since Feb
>$100
The entire US SPR was drained to keep it at 100 and the world is missing 1.5 billion barrels. They are just delaying the inevitable
>glut
Then why is your SPR empty? Why are you demanding the euroids to release theirs? Why are easing sanction on Russia?
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>>62796946
Based

>>62796944
Everything you said is true but it'll take far longer than you think it will to happen. Also its REduction not DEduction on a house price.
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Oy Vey Bussy's japanese fuckbuddy at work
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>>62796952
It'll leave some cool ruins for the future to visit like the old Roman structures
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>>62796947
80s are way too far. With the recent 11m drawdown from the SPR, I don’t think they have the ability to push it down more than 10%, likely will stuck around 93-95
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>>62796731
Nothing happened btw.
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never rack up 25k+ in CC debt bros...
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>>62796951
>Rates drop
>Prices go back up
>No one wants to buy since prices remain high
>It spirals down
>Retards who bought in back in 2022-2025 lose out on a lot of equity
>My cock gets hard for a black girl

>>62796954
I read a report that February of 2028 is when it's going to hit hard. But that seems too far out.
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>>62796952
Paris is experiencing peak jooishness
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>>62796964
Smigga what did you do!
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>>62796936
I only deal in olive oil and olive oil accessories.
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henlo mister kevin
henlo mister bessent
i want black gf too
and mega pump this week
and lower rates
and no more capital gains taxes
>>
>>62796952
France is revolting™.
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>>62796964
Stupid fuck. CC debt is incredibly high interest. Retards like you is why Dave Ramsey says all credit cards are evil.
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>>62796967
ive almost paid it off now but I was not thinking straight for like two years and kept adding more. it was fucked up because i was making payments on time and they upped my limit on me which then caused me to rack up more than i already initially had
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>>62796965
Did increasing rates even put downward pressure on price though? I thought new home buyers were getting double fucked on high mortgage rates and bubble prices.
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>>62796979
I don't believe so but lower rates made a race to whoever could raise prices faster. I bought my house in 2021 and I'm a 2.4% we will never see rates that low in at least a generation.
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>>62796979
Its lowering prices but also lowering supply because prices aren't falling fast enough to make it worth it for people who already own a house to sell theirs to move into something else that isn't a huge downgrade for more money. Like yeah the shitty houses in the shitty parts of town that nobody wants to live in are cheaper and you can't even buy the nice houses even if you have lots of money because they're not for sale. A lose-lose-lose situation.
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>>62796964
Nothing wrong with CC, as long as you make minimum payment, it’s all good.
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>>62796989
also the upper end of the housing market isn't going down at all, they all get paid with cash so mortgage rates don't matter and it's a K shaped economy so the upper end has more money than ever

it's why I still think desirable real estate is still a good investment, if you can get it
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Lmao Softbank still dumping
This is all I needed to know.
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Alright I'm starting to get bearish now
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>>62796741
I don't know anything about art but I know what I like
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Get ready for the crash
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>>62796999
Hell yes
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>>62797005
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>>62796993
This was my suspicion. No one wants to live around nogs so the price of those houses are in freefall, but houses in desirable areas are staying off the market or going to cash buyers. Poors lose again.
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>>62797005
fucking kek, its like something out of looney tune. i do hope hes ok though

also why the fuck are there so many black women itt
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There's a lot of games you can play son. In the game of humanity, whoever likes the most people wins.
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>>62797017
Because some Anon here went on a date with a black girl from his job with big tits and he ended the night sucking on them. Apparently he's seeing her again this week.
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>>62796840
the market isn't a mood ring babe
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>>62797020
Smiggers bleaching bitches is bullish actually.
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>>62796964
I do, just pay it off before it's due. What else do you use? A debit card lol?
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IWhy are futures even up?
its like the retard from Mad Max that just keeps coming at you
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>>62797030
If you’re spending 25k a month you’re more retarded than Kimberly Guilfoyle
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>>62797031
prices are determined by supply and demand
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>NEW: U.S. Embassies around the Middle East have all issued security alerts, warning of escalation in Yemen and Iran
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>>62797036
Sell now
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>>62797036
NEH
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You know guys, I've discovered that adding salt to your seltzer really makes it pop.
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>>62797038
But I'm holding RTX and COP.
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>Black Monday is trending
Can we not?
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>>62797044
RTX is cancer
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Local models are gonna be insane for people like this guy, probably gonna see a lot of whack stuff more often
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>>62797036
>U.S. and Irun negotiate a ceasefire for 2 weeks, Rushia to halt all strikes for another upcoming ceasefire talk
print it, this will be the taco headline market open
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>>62797045
KEK SOXS BROS DONT LOOK.. AHAHAHAHAH YOU FUCKING RETARDS ENJOY LOSING EVERYTHING
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>>62797044
Based
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>>62797051
RUDE!
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>>62797049
LLMs plus people like that is a one way ticket to psychosis
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I'm gonna kms myself
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>fake premarket pump
bloody monday confirmed
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its black monday.... for bobos...
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>>62797049
Local models even post bubble is going to be like +10K to just buy the hardware for and is going to require you to re-wire your house to something like three phase power. Even if you live in Euroland where you can get 3500-ish W from a normal wall socket, that's just enough to run 2 fullsized RTX 6000 cards and its going to be like running an actual heating element on full blast.
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I pay niggers to shite directly into my mouth.
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>>62797060
t. soxs bagholder
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>>62797050
You've been saying this for eight months, retard. You can't TACO out of WW3.
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>>62797059
Don't do it, you have so much left to smig for!

Nah fr what's got you distressed my child?
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>>62796734
Facts, this is why me and the other Aryans are all buying physical gold and silver. Only a untermensch has sex with black woman buys stock at the top.
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>>62797072
Thank you, you convinced me, I will keep smiggering
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>>62796952
if they use neutron bombs then the buildings will be left intact
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>>62797036
Oh no its the 85th embassy security alert in the past six months
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>>62797068
Why anyone would short semis in the era of Super Intelligence™ is beyond me.
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>>62797071
There’s no need for another world war because there’s nothing worth destroying in Europe.
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>>62797084
retard
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>>62797082
SI don’t have good ROI
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>>62797087
ai is here to stay chud! now hold the bags!
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>>62797082
i wonder how many times INTC has to crab above and below 110 for semi believers to finally close their position. too bad this was the last time and its going back to 20
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>>62797087
*jeets don't have good ROI
FTFY
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zoomer women owe me sex
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man i was gonna goon tonight to relax before work on monday but i visited my family and i ate too much dinner with them damn now i have indigestion not sure i can fap now
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this is going to be a fucking crazy week, blood green monday followed by massive black swan tier 1929 circuit breakers
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It seemed like all the other days, takes me much too far away
When I'm longin' for VOO, yeah, for VOO
Thursday, Friday, Saturday
I wish they all could run away, what am I to do?
I wanna get back to VOO
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>>62797094
Gen Z is cooked. It's all about gen Alpha now.
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>>62797063
You can run decent local models on a $500 Mac today
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>>62797099
let's fucking gooo but what if the october surprise is trump does unconditional surrender to russia and iran so boomers can save on gas?
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>>62797099
is monday blood or green which is it bloddy bastard
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>>62797104
Are you telling me there are hot local models in my area that are DTF? (down to finance)
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>>62797103
Pedo
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>>62797106
>Gotta bleed green to make green
>He doesn't even bleed green
>He NGMI
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>>62797094
Based
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>>62797099
Proofs?
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>>62797094
Gen z pussy is fantastic
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AAAAAAAAAAAA IM GOING SUPER SAYAJIN OUT OF ANGER RIGHT NOW, YOU PROMISED ME A RED MONDAY AND RED WEEK! (YOU) SHOWED ME THE CHARTS
(
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>>62797104
Those models are fine for minor tasks but you're not solving big math problems or reverse engineering software with those.
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black cutie posting needs to be a thing. very relaxing.
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>>62797121
good thing I didn't say you could!

but at any rate, we'll presumably continue to see the trend of better models running on cheaper hardware.
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>>62797104
You cannot run decent models on a $500 Mac. Every local model I've run that has been quantized to hell and back to work on anything less than 512gb of RAM has sucked so much fucking cock. And that's before getting into the fact all the companies are still subsidizing their other models like crazy.
I managed to get 3 fully working proof of concept games out of a Google Pro subscriptions and only ended up using 10% of my weekly token budget on a $20 monthly plan. It's absurd.
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>>62797122
Me posting black women is what exclusively made everything bullish.
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>>62797121
>solving big math problems or reverse engineering software
fortunately most people or businesses don't need to do that
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>>62797104
> decent local models
running Python scripts to consolidate everything into a concise CSV file so the model can read it for you.
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>>62796901
I think this is a dark Latina
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kevo please
pump it even more
its not enough
thank u kevo
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>>62797122
Well said
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>>62797134
Then actually sit down and type out what people are going to do with local models that'll be so revolutionary for the average normal persona and business. Actually try to imagine what will improve a grocery store by adding a local model to their business.
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>>62797152
No
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Trying to start a new meme acronym like faang

Does MAMAS or MASMA sound better? Mamas is definitely catchy but I think it may be too silly


It’s meta, alphabet, Microsoft,Amazon, spacex for reference and a datacenter play
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>>62797019

there is a billionaire Jew in Chicago right now feeding rats out of spite for humanity
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>>62797144
Still black
>>62797149
Sex
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>>62797149
our children would look nothing like me
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>>62797122
They prefer to be called negresses.
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I'm buying SPCX in the morning
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>>62797130
it's not going to be frontier level speed/intelligence and they don't really do agentic workflows but you can have it refactor a function etc for sure. what I'm pointing out here more is the trend has consistently been in the direction of better models fitting onto cheaper/smaller hardware

what models did you try?
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>>62797157
I am always mindful that the places I discard extra calories will direct the behavior of local critters to promote the blossoming intelligence of other critters, and never be enough in number to increase the critter count by reproduction thus not producing bear food by my actions.
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>he sold the Friday dip
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>>62796794
I sold my msty in May
That was indeed the dumbest thing to buy
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>>62797036
I just can't imagine why an American would be in the region unless they absolutely had to at this moment. What the fuck are they doing there.
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>>62797184
Visiting family and totally not plotting terror attacks
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I pay $200/mo for a data feed (OPRA). Would anywhere like to pay $200/X where X is the subscriber count (so the cost per user gets smaller with more commitments).

It's a violation of the ToS but I'd like to subsidize the expense somehow while I'm still in research mode.
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>surely this is the top AAAACK
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>>62797160
Sometimes the babies come out White, which is very bullish for your next generations' portfolio
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>>62796721
God save the child that rings that bell
It may have one good ring, baby, you can't tell
One watch by night, one watch by day
If you get confused, listen to the music play
Roll away the Duke
Roll away the Duke
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>>62797184
America goes where he pleases
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is we gettin a megapump?
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How fucked is CoreWeave? Is this a good time to bet on a comeback? IV is crazy high on it.
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>>62797169
Qwen38 and Gemma.
Running on 4090 with 64gb RAM. Local models suck ass compared to even Gemini 3.8 Flash. I really want them to not suck because just using my 4090 for gaming is kind of a waste, although I did manage to snag it for only a thousand bucks on Facebook marketplace. But as far as coding goes, they're nowhere near where id want them to be, and running them on a 500 dollar Mac is such a bad value prop than just paying for an AI plan.
Not to mention, if you think the memory crunch is bad now just wait until every laptop needs 128gb minimum to use even a halfway decent model. Shit fucking sucks.
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>>62797202
They're fucked because there's better businesses to lend money to. That's a problem when your entire business model revolves around borrowing money and spending it for several years.
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spooky rally confirmed
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Theoretically, couldnt they pump the stock market indefinitely by devaluing the dollar?

Oh god thats whats happening isnt it
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Bought 10 777 calls at 0.08 Friday

All of you faggots laughed at me. Who's fucking laughing now assholes.
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>>62797222
nice trips. i kneel.
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>Microsoft has pulled out of a UK data center deal with British neocloud Nscale at a critical time for the startup’s initial public offering
what does the N stand for?
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>>62797222
I don't want to tell you what to do but you'd be remiss to not at least consider immediately selling some of them right at open when IVs highest
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>>62797220
Yes, not just theoretically
not even being hyperbolic,
most of the gains in SP500 is inflation

You can check this with the M2 money supply/GDP ratio, or gold instead of GDP
or
SPY to gold ratio

The gains aren't as big as you think when you take inflation into account.

Especially if you're doing passive index investing, the returns are really low
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>>62796725
oh hey I just realized my vacation is over
Fuck trannies

>>62796731
>>62796732
nothing happens because you guys are turbo retarded bears who bearishly bearpost when it doesn't make sense

Like some shit hitpiece will come out on a company "openai dumping nvidia?"??!?" and nvidia shares will be down 3% or some shit and the entire thread will be some dipshit screaming "AI BUBBLE POPPING IT'S OVER" and then jensen and the jew will come out and say that's not true, it's a lie, they've got 5 years of contracts. Because bears do not keep the market honest, short sellers lie constantly with no repercussion and the 'bubble' isn't even a bubble because all of these companies have consistently posted customers and contracts and you morons are here going "YEAH WELL I DON'T KNOW ANYONE WHO USES IT" like anyone gives a shit if any of your broke stupid friends use it.
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>>62797239
If it's a true nigger pump day I'd be a fool to do so.
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>>62797199
Remember in 2022 when people were calling for an octobear crash and then the market was face-ripping green for 3 weeks? I'm looking at that for AI. Micron to 3k nvidia to 400 sandisk to 4100, this thread's whining about how "ddr4 adn ddr3 prices are down" to zero.
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>>62797250
>Micron to 3k nvidia to 400 sandisk to 4100
Yeah dude haha
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>>62797244
I know, it's just painful to be up +XX% at open only to watch it slowly degrade, like if it only ends up at 775 and they expire worthless.

I'm just saying, you might want to consider trimming a few at open to lock something in and potentially covering your cost basis at least or something. But I also don't want you to blame me for missing out on a 10x lol.
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>>62797258
Pretty sure I can pull off more than a 10x if it keeps up
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NIGGERS
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>>62797242
When was the last time the VIX was above 20?
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>>62797238
The N stands for NOT NEEDED
I fucking hate the term Neocloud and Neocloud companies should be the first to go. Do you really think your ass is so fucking special for plugging in a bunch of GPUs into a fucking rack in a datacenter?
Amazon, Google, etc WILL absolutely eat all these guys lunches when supply isnt constrained. They got lucky once having a big ass stockpile of GPUs that are now 2-5 years old at this point, they're not going to get new GPUs without massive debt spending and over bidding and are only contributing to the supply crisis.
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>>62797238
>what does the N stand for?
Uuuhhhhhhh
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Bros now I think its not gonna be a black monday tomorrow. I even think that its gonna be a good week.
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>>62797264
they are cum socks and the hyperscalers are the big dongs
long hyperscalers short neoclouds will be a really juicy trade at some point probably soon
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>>62797269
That's what (((they))) want you to think.
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>>62797272
Fuck (((them)))
I do also have a pile of cash like in the pic, Just in case.
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>Goldman Sachs reports smart money was net sellers of global AI stocks for five consecutive sessions (October 8–14), completely reversing all their cumulative net purchases since the start of 2025 in a single week
Oogey
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>>62797250
Lmao are you just quoting the highest analyst targets you can find on Google? I’m optimistic too but those prices seem bananas for the next 12 months. I would love to be wrong.
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>>62797277
it's over????
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>>62797277
they're locking in profits for their bonuses
they'll be back
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This is why I closed my shorts. Unfortunately a bit early on friday, but now we're higher by 40-50 points.
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>>62797277
Thank smart money and now we can finally have affordable memory for the PS6.
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>>62797277
>smart money
lol
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My ears are MAD popped
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>>62797270
>they are cum socks and the hyperscalers are the big dongs
>long hyperscalers short neoclouds will be a really juicy trade at some point probably soon
I'm not ballsy enough to short neoclouds. I just want to see the term disappear forever. Having a hord of GPUs from being a crypto mining company and then shifting that shit to GPU training is NOT A LONG TERM PLAY. I'm sure the GPUs they have on hand are still good but that's just going to slow drip away as new supply comes into the market. You don't see nvidia putting statements about slowing their shit down aside from supply side crunch.
All this shit is doing is creating needless bidding wars, when that supply should be going to decent companies.
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>>62797286
I think I'm going to reopen mine tomorrow around 10.
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>>62796741
lmao
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>>62797277
Whats smart money?
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>entire market up around 2-3% pre market
>MCD cant even do .5%
the happy meal aint working
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>>62797297
McDonalds isn't a growth stock. What can they do? They're in every major city, food is getting more expensive, less people want to be franchise owners. It'll hold it's value, maybe creep up, but I don't understand why you think it would grow.
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>>62797292
another way to look at it is the neoclouds are a middleman between hyperscalers and silicon companies so they can take on the credit risk while creating demand for older hardware thus extending their useful lives
they're somewhat of an accounting necessity for the overall bull run but their time will come and they'll probably be back mining shitcoins once we're past the finish line

and I agree shorting now is very risky although I might look at CRWV if it tries to poc pump today
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>>62797242
The thing is AI is a little bit bubbly right now but it's not, like, that bubbly. It is actually fairly reasonable to expect AI to just eat a significant portion of the global economy in the near future. That's not the bubble part. The bubble part is that it's probably not going to actually be that profitable.
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>>62796741
Anon got some moves near the end of the video. I am glad our general has so much talent.
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If VIX is still high tomorrow I'm selling premium regardless of any directional bets on top. I think that's all I know right now, this pump is starting to look sus.
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im gonna go to bed. can you guys keep an eye on futures for me? thanks.
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It is 11:55pm
NQ is up 392 points
By 10:30am Monday, it will be flat or red
It is the same playbook, for the millionth time.
It is all so tiresome.
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Uh-oh
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megapump monday
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>>62797317
ANON WAKE THE FUCK UP EVERYTHING IS DUMPING ALL OF IT SELL RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
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>>62797305
>It is actually fairly reasonable to expect AI to just eat a significant portion of the global economy in the near future.
No it fucking is not. The absolute upper limit of its possible disruption would be on par with just email.
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>>62797321
the megapump has already happened
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>>62797323
That's just not true.
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>>62797195
holy shit this nigga was USAF
lmfaooooooooooo
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>>62797317
Its different this time anon. Trust.
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new

>>62797332
>>62797332
>>62797332
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>>62797327
Explain how it's going to be majorly disruptive beyond coding automation, translation, and having ruined our education system.
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>>62797261
And that's why most people don't make money.
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>>62797300
they need to automate the process
a fucking burget box/ a burger dispenser with little to no person to person interaction would be great
only an occasional refilling of supplies and profession inspection would be required
already seen a report of an automated pizza dispenser in service right now
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>>62797339
>Explain how it's going to be majorly disruptive excluding all the ways it's going to be majorly disruptive.



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