Give me your best passive income ideas biz, digital or not. No etfs or crypto obviously.
>>62799046>passive income>no super easy investments that actually workehhh okay, how about winning the lottery on a chance ticket found in a dumpster while walking down the street then?
>>62799046100% Coca Cola stock.
>>62799046is that the 90's movie chick?
>>62799056>>62799062No stock, i need a business that isn't finance related. Even if it yields a shitty return, something simple, practical.>>62799066That's the daughter of steven tyler
I wish I had a girl friend
>>62799079But you don't. On the other hand, perhaps you have good passive income ideas.
>>62799046Prettiest woman ever born
>>62799046let men use your rectum. its passive because you just lie there facedown. probably biting a pillow will help
>>62799046Renting assets. Real estate, construction equipment, a truck, etc.
>>62799077CHECKED> simple> practical> low barrier to entry> double even triple digit returnssee picrel. have fun see you next year OP
>>62799046>Give me your best passive income>but not the ones that worked for youK
>>62799500I don't need triple digits desuanything works really, just have to be a business, somewhat guaranteed and somewhat passive.
>>62799046You can own oil and mineral rights but that also requires startup capital. Passive income is not black and white it's a spectrum. For instance vending machines, laundrymats, and car washes need to be restocked and cleaned up. ATMs need to be protected against theft. Rental businesses live and die by the CAC and maintenance costs.
>>62799774shrimp farming?
Farming
>>62799046>becoming a landlord>becoming a mushroom farmer ( for tasty, healthy, or the funny kind)>blood donorok, they are not 100% passive, but you don't have to do all that much and get some side money.>beggar>extortion of protection money
>>62799077it always baffles my how such an ugly dude can have such a beautiful daughter
>>62799046OF AI botLLM running on a free virtual server answers emails and generates still photosno video calls yet just photos that look pretty realsimp for her she wants you
>>62799986probably by banging a really hot chick
STRC retard
>>62799046just buy and hold SP500long-term gains is +12% which is 8% above real inflationSo its an 8% passive income business while doing nothing. If you get creative tax strategies, it could be even better. If you dont like stocks then buy a rental property. Do your research on cashflow + appreciation trends. Hire a property manager and they will handle 90% of the problems. Slumlording tends to cashflow the best but has lower appreciation, higher maintenance and higher headaches. If you want passive income without owning any capital - well you're probably gonna have to sell your time as a wagie
