Window dressing edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62801571
Niggerpump
Smigstro just loaded up on 0DTE 715P QQQ
why is it pumping like that?
i was promised a stock market kill screen damnit!
>>62802188one of the blackest darkest most niggerish pumps I've ever seen lol. I can just imagine thousands of Jewish bankers rolling around in piles of gold coins giggling at the peace deal pump
>>62802190Fake peace deal, but Netanyahu just said this:Israel's Prime Minister Netanyahu:>The Iranian regime must be overthrown, I discussed this with Trump the other day as well.
STOP THE PUMPING!!!!!!!!
>>62802190iran war ending soon for real this time bro trust me
>nows
I WANT THIS FUCKING CLOWN MARKET TO BURN TO THE GROUND!
I <3 ISRAEL
>HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UPI'm green
it's all incredibly gay
I DECLARE A BOBO EMERGENCY!STOP PUMPING MY SHORTS ARE DEAD!FELLOW BOBOS HELP!
>>62802205Dayuumm Muslim girls look like that???
Oiltards LOSTIran LOSTukraine LOSTTrump WONMAGA
Cut me up in pieces
Hmmm 0 mentions on non financial news websites about this deal in the hour since it happened???
>>62802217that's a welsh 10
who's got that pic with the upcoming earnings reports
>>62802222They made it up. It's fake and gay so you buy the top and they sell, rugpulling you.
>>62802042Please tell me it V pumped. I am afraid to look.
>>62802149>based nature appreciatorReal recognize real
That urge to look at your portfolio when stocks are up but you shouldn't beacause you didn't look at it when it was down
>>62802215One day the market will turn rational, one day...
why did you doubt?
>>62802215https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGZ_RDk_pL4
>>62802222nigga am i retarded i can’t even find financial newsjust twittershit
>>62802221
>>62802238I HATE MONEY
>>62802238but I never doubted
>oil
>futures
>>62802241>ebonics
The gayest market of all time. Trading this shit is going to give me stomach ulcers.
hope everyone enjoyed beartarding at the lows over the most nebulous macro shit imaginable
>>62802252kek, it's basically this >>62802211
>>62802249>refineries on fire>dozens of vlccs sunk>pool's still closed>spr at historic lows>inflation and pump prices retardedly high>oil price goes downIt's all so tiresome.
Oh guys.. It's tuesday..
>>62802252Same, I'm getting a headache
>>62802243
Fuck Fake Deals.and Fuck Coreweave.Im getting fisted from bith sides.
>>62802259It feels as if the majority of oil traders are MAGAtards.
>>62802258>bro just ignore everything>just print some money and nigger V the charts every time the goyim notice>just announce a fake peace deal every time oil breaks outHebrew mode ACTIVATED for sure
If my QQQ puts fail I lose my rent bros fuck
>>62802267Yes this gay market is jew coded as fuck.
it's over for mego on without me /smg/ take good care of all the copypasta I leave behind..
>>62802275did you oiled
>>62802275Pls dont
>>62802259>>62802267>>62802227>Channel 12 (Israel) >Pakistan army chief arrived in Teheran for a visit, given his central role as mediator>in unrelated news, two tankers caught fire after being hit by IranHebrew news are honestly reporting both sides of the contradicting news
>>62802284Stop noticing things NOW
i genuinely don’t get what’s happening
>TNA punping >AVUV outperforming yet againWhat a Good day to be a small caps Chad . Megacap troons seething.
>>62802275Just wait for tomorrow I'd you can
>>62802288things looked like they were going to crash out this morning so they nigger printed a bunch of money.watch this video if you don't understandhttps://youtu.be/oRzGdkv8fBo?si=bwuKyuZ5sZTbU4wb
>>62802288Reckon donald has any regrets about letting these snakes in Its cost him his legacy
>>62802288Today was some oil futures day that caused a short squeeze so they "announced" a peace deal. But then Israel had to make sure they kept their base in line so their leader also talked about destroying them.
>>62802288Most likely just another technical bounce to try to drive dipshits like this >>62802275 out of their positions.
>Bad deal proposed>Fake peace reported ((by Israel))>Market fake pumps>Bears get wrecked in liquidity sweep>Iran rejects bad deal, says any news is fake>More tankers on fire in Hormussy>Market drops>Oil moonsSound about right of the coming 48 hours?
>>62802284>Hebrew news are honestly reporting both sides of the contradicting newsIt's not reporting contradicting news though. Do you see how in the bottom post about the two tankers it says that it was said by the revolutionary guard? I'm starting to think that the jews are right for mocking the IQ of the average goyim, you can't even read a news ticker.
>>62802291Don't forget AVDV
>>62802300It's a bull trap
>>62802295is that Rothschild on the keyboard
>>62802307yeh
the SNSC leader refused to meet with the pakijeet btw. that is enough to tell you the deal is fake
>>62802300Set exit strategy after slight gains and give 0 fucks.
The long and short of it all.Crypto has proven useless today.Enjoy getting dinner with this form of currency. It's all a game but when it comes to life and death what will people give up and what are they willing to exchange?
>IAEAGet fucked Sam. You are not a free man. Of course you like this.>Demis PlanSilo the language calculator for dumb stupid smarties paper holdy man experts only. Heckin science. No Oaf Groats Allowed. Great. Fuck yourself. AI for All.>Eliezer PlanYou already know what I think. You are not in control. This is not the Losers bracket. Go and get yer shinebox
>>62802301I'm mocking the average goyim by posting jewish news directly from the source
>Jensen Huang explains to German Chancellor Merz that you can't regulate an industry you don't have.
>>62802288>>62802284pete hegseth was in Israel yesterday unannounced, news knew about it just after he left.
>>62802311this. I just keep realizing gains on tard pumps and then wait for the market to come back to the real world
>>62802324He's right
>>62802324I don't understand the European obsession of looking at something America does well and then just angrily regulating it.
I'm gonna niggerslurp
We are recovering already.Remain Calm.Just a fake deal dump.
>>62802215>FELLOW BOBOSnow thats a name i havent heard in some time... im retired from the short game bro
>>62802330They already started the process of regulating flying cars lmao
France has fallen.
>>62802330because the risk-takers are generally politically right, while people staffed at the EU are communists and can't identify excellence because it implies binary choices
>>62802324Jensen is way too fucking based.>Mocks AI safety luddites >Mocks Euros>Genuinely feels like the only optimist in the room sometimes and tells people to stop being pussiesI guess doing that gets easier when you basically run the world, but still.
>>62802342Did she ever even rise?
>SOXL
>>62802343Are you retarded? The left is continiously marching on. The left is progressive. Rightwingers are conservative. It's in the fuckin NAME
>>62802330they have nothing left except for their virtue signaling. they were left behind in tech, industry, commerce etc.. etc.. so they made their whole personality importing niggers and bragging about how much welfare and government regulation they have. its the only thing they can excel in.
>>62802342>French used to have 97% weekly church attendance at the beginning of the 1960s >down to 2% now>infant baptism has completely collapsed and isn't practiced at all anymore >entire country is just Muslim or Atheist Are we surprised at all the country is just burning?
>>62802349how do you commoditise chopping dicks off
>>62802330Because Europeans are retards that need to hold your hand with everything.
>>62802344I have posted before criticizing him so I'd like to reiterate this and pay back what I think I owe. Huang knows how to hang.
>>62802330Because their system that doesn’t innovate nor produce anything of substantial value would collapse in on itself faster if they didn’t tax or artificially slow down progress. Despite being a massive consumer market, they would already be left completely in the dust.
>>62802350>>62802350>importing niggersThey can't even breed their own niggers like us! Lolmao
>>62802199Someone needs to make a meme of that black guy holding the white dude back whenever a peace deal is mentioned.
>>62802353Circumcision is a big business and the foreskin waste is used for its stem cells in skincareLol. lmao.
>>62802348Sell today or regret tomorrow
>>62802251>eboneconimics
>>62802352That's depressing
>>62802353they sell the foreskins to Jews to make creams out of for celebrities. they also sell aborted baby fetuses too.
>I bought at the top AGAIN
>>62802352Any non-niggerish person does not need religion to behave. But there are plenty of niggerishfolk everywhere.
>>62802369BASED
>>62802367The world is learning very fast that what people usually associate with western values all comes from Christ and his Church.
Oil crashing because fake and gay peace deal rumour?
doomp et
>>62802358once europe depletes their nigger supplies from their neo-colonial holdings they will have no choice but to begin importing niggers produced in america.europe lacks the technology to produce their own niggers in house.so goes the nigger trade, soon the us dollar will be pegged to the nigger
>BREAKING: IRAN-US TALKS CONTINUE, REPORTS THAT THE DEAL IS CLOSE ARE WRONG - PERSON INVOLVED
>>62802372Thats amusing as hell considering all the degenerate faggot shit atheists push in America
kek baggies
What the fuck
>the goyim fell for it again Lmao
>>62802379Wow who would have thunk it
>>62802379>PERSON INVOLVEDIt's all so tiring
>HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UPthe line is going down
THIS MARKET IS SO FUCKIGN FAKE AND GAY
>>62802288Israeli patriots are in control
HOLY SPY I left for 40 mins, wtf happened????
I hate jews
>>62802189Smigstro just made fuggin bank smiggas
>>62802379
>(((person))) involved
Pump you piece of shit Niggervidia..
>the very instant Russell 2000 outperforms they dump SPY FUCK mega caps.
>peace deal was fake and gaylollmaolmfao even
>>62802332Who cares about that? The real winners are the ones who are going to be out having a great time wining and dining over the coming weeks
>they bought the exit pump>twice>they didn't realize any gains>they don't have any cash for the real dip>they are leveraged
MUMU COCK FOR LUNCHDOUBLE ORDER FOR BOBO COMING UP
>Diplomat Involved In Iran-US Talks: Talks Continue; Calls Reports A Deal Is Close ‘Wrong’
HAHAAH ON NO NONO
>>62802296No, because he's always been a jewish shill. He's literally a jewish supremacist. He'll sink his legacy and the world economy as long as the jews are taken care of.
>>62802411Also he's "christian" as in the Evangalist Americans that worship Israel
>>62802379Markets spooped.Pump is ogre.Go home.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgQR2O8PGf4
Can the reverse reversal please wait until tomorrow, I can't reopen my shorts until tomorrow
Someone just made a shit load of money somewhere. You really can't hate jews enough.
Anyone shorting netflix?
>>62802405You can lead a smigger to Alpha, but you sadly can't make him think. I've been trying my best and they just call me Indian.If anyone tailed this they are up bigly:>>62802189I also posted my entire day gameplan in last thread and made bank on my QQQ 720C from open.
>>62802409>>62802410Are all wars this fake and gay? I don't remember any of this nonsense happening in any other recent war.
>>62802409>>62802410https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2TXY6SNuD4>the sun rises>another deal rumour is wrong
female nigger energy is critical low. PUMP UP THE QUEENZ
>>62802419Hold until just before next quarter.
>>62802394I have no idea, I woke up late and I am also trying find an explanation of what happened before and after 09:45 that made the V shape meme.
>>62802410>Israel the moment a Muslim doesn't want to die in a Pyrrhic fucking war
>>62802419I'm tempted to after the disaster which was the new Narnia movie. They're going to take like a half million dollar bath.
Well I couldn't do THAT again if I tried.Did I just Jew the Jews?
>>62802425
>>62802418SPX 7700 magnet players stay winning
>>62802426>>62802429No way their earnings are good. Even the normies who used to say "netflix and chill" are just hopping between services and netflix just produces crap.
>>628024358k by EOY at this rate
>>62802372Yes anon, religion is for keeping women in line. Non-niggers can behave without a sky daddy
millennial hags owe me sex
>>6280235015% of the US population consists of niggers and you Americans idolize them.
>>62802436They laid off 1000 employees recently, that's why I said hold until just before their next earnings report.
>>62802436It's the best streaming service still. But their issue is when they create new content they need a payoff and that's not happening. Like if they aren't making at least risk free return they're fucking up.
>>62802440Wtf I'm a millennial
>>62802414I don't even think he believes in God. His only god is the god of power and money, and he sees jews as the high priests of both.
>>62802418trump is on the shitter right now trading options and leaking fake news and you say "someone" like you don't know who it is
>>62802420sadly i didnt see your post until i came back after it started pumping, I mostly bought the puts at the top though so let em ripagain thank you for your service fren
>>62802410The deal will arrive the moment DJT gets convicted.
>>628024322 minutes! You fucking mad lad. What is that, 9.4 thousand dollars profit?
>>62802445I wonder if they should just keep making content where black gays kiss
>>62802324Europe unironically believes that the entire world not only looks to us for guidance but also that the entire world will listen and act on everything we say and you will never ever manage to convince them of otherwise because they have absolutely zero understanding of the rest of the world.It's a bunch of boomers and rich kids who have spent their entire lives in cute picturesque villages with zero real problems or anxieties so they fixate on meme bullshit and apocalyptic prophecies instead of concrete reality. They have no concept whatsoever of administrative bandwidth, fraud, or practical application and moreover they don't care - they're idealists but their ideal society is thx 1138 (minus the nuclear industry).
>>62802449I was thinking Jared Kushner but still, they are all jews.
>>62802448He admitted he doesn't think he's going to heaven. Which is just baffling. If I was like "eh, I'm an old fart and I don't really know what's going to happen to me when I die soon" I'd actually try to spend time looking into that. How can you just lazily go >"eh, it's just the fate of my eternal soul lmao now watch me go do another rally"
>Cathie Wood says we're not in a bubble Sell.
>>6280245212.7 thousand raw (I bought and sold 10, 2 of the sales didn't reflect because it was moving so fast).
>>62802450Based I think QQQ is about to hit 721 then drop 10 points over the rest of the day again.Hegseth was flown into Israel unscheduled and Bibi is saber rattling to outwarmonger Ben Gvir. They're probably going hot in Iran again over the weekend. Brits are now involved in Saudi defence of oil resources. Its getting worse.
>>62802457Didn't that dumb broad just buy coreweave again
>>62802457
>>62802457Time to sell
>>62802441atleast we have guns here.. I couldn't imagine importing millions of niggers and Arabs and making sharp spoons illegal at the same time
>>62802457Respect our hot granny
>>62802456Trump is a certified retard but he clearly doesn’t believe in your Abrahamic fairy tales, which makes him a bit less retarded.
>>62802459lmao. Thought maybe you kept the last 2 in case it kept going down since it was just house money at this point
>>62802461baby, you're wrong about cathie, she's very smart and you could learn a lot from her.
>>62802463
How are there even poor Americans? what a shithole lmao and all those druggies
Be greedy when others are greedy and then sell your profits into strength before others get fearful
Confusious say when rich appear poor, when poor appear rich.
>babe poster thinks Cathie Wood is "very smart" and "we can learn a lot from her"
>>62802468he sold his daughter to a Jewish banker to get elected anon
>>62802478Based.>Go on an all inclusive cruise>Consume more than my fair share>Notice everyone's being greedy>Notice everyone's getting fat>Notice the cracks as the boat breaks under the weight of itself>Don't notify the captain or other crew members>Grab even more food and drink>Board the first lifeboat (Fits 10) >Eat, Drink & Sail your merry way to freedom as the ship sinks
>UK Weighs £180 TV Licence Fee for Streaming Services Like Netflix and YouTubeNow that's funny.
>>62802470Her funds lost so much money that they'll basically never have to pay capital gains tax again... not sure if 'smart' is the word but it sure is something
>>62802432Based 0DTE high frequency trader
>>62802469I'm not that smart, lol.
>>62802478>"Bro just perfectly time your sell order at the top" - Warren Buffett
AI is bruteforcing multiple videogame projects per day to make backwards compatible games that run natively without the use of a console or emulation. that means original games like super mario 64 and legend of zelda that run natively and be shared very easily on github. are videogame companies actually cooked? what are the economic implications?
Well that was a nice little pump, it's fun to have a bit of hope dangled in front of you every now and then. Now we returned the scheduled crabbing and dumping.
>>62802486Shilling mega cap tech at 10 gorillion p/e is downright evil, he ought to be ashamed of himself.
>>62802490>sabotage the other lifeboats because they voted for it
>>62802496This is all the fault of Sony and Microsoft. If they weren't so greedy people wouldn't resort to this.
>>62802496The only thing games are good for are nostalgia trips with friends about the good old days. Why would I want to waste my time playing any of the new slop they release nowadays or replaying the games that I enjoyed in the past? Been there, done that. What's the point?
>>62802495If Smigstrodamus can see the tops and bottoms, before they happen then any smig can. You just don't look hard and sceptical enough. You conflate what you want to happen with what you think will happen and allow emotions to tilt what should be the logical weighing scales of decision making.
>>62802486if you were safe and loved you'd have an easier time changing your mind.
>>62802475
>>62802490>As the ship is sinking you see a ship with only little hat people>They left the sinking ship weeks ago >But they still demanded the cruise ship send them food and drinks.
>>62802489Thursday Sallie Mae... Whats gonna happen?? I know a dozen or so people in my immediate family that have delinquent loans that they think they will be able to declare bankruptcy on, which for YEARS I said is not the case...
>>62802496lmao no one wants this and no one would actually pay for it, creative AAA video games especially from nintendo will still sale like hotcakes
>>62802490CCL is up 27% in the last month. I sold too early:(
>>62802507Another counterfactual: if Gates had kept all of his MSFT shares he would have kept meddling with the company and it would not have performed as well
>>62802503Old
>>62802507if he hadn't sold his shares the world population would have been wiped out in ww3 because of chaos theory or something. dumb ass post
>Indian Stock Market now underperforming the S&P 500 by the largest margin in history
>>62802502Correct>>62802512Delusional. These projects are done for free btw :^)
>>62802515Precisely.
>>62802505I've had fills on shit within 0.01 pennies of the 52 week low.I've bought shit for prices that don't even show up on charts.they don't even try to time the market and they hate making money. they are goys and they lash out at anyone that tries to help them. they don't deserve to be helped smig. I used to try to help them but they just act like niggers and are ungrateful. its very tiring to try to help niggers all it does is drag you down trying to bring them up.
>>62802521well tell me, are you or your friends spending time on the latest Elden Ring x GTA x Minecraft mashup or just playing Wardogs?
>>62802512check the githubs there are 10s of thousands that download these projects each and really its just getting started. the previously mentioned projects are the most popular and likely have millions of downloads a piece. all for free btw.
>US interest costs hit a record $1.4 trillion in fiscal 2026, triple the level of 2020
Reminder that if your wealth is only digital/paper, you are about to get rug pulled and refuse to see it.
>>62802532we'll inflate it away bro
Posting black women is bullish
>>62802533
>>62802538>Doubled from what it was 2 years ago Thanks for helping his argument.
>>62802524I agree it is exhausting being right all the timeBut no matter how stupid his sheep are a shepherd still shows up in the morning to guide his flock as best he can.
>>62802540Yeah, that's never happened before.
>>62802532All of that interest expense is a form of stimulus. It's the reason I am so convicted that RUT will hit 3200 before end of year.
>>62802519can you even imagine the trading floor of the Indian stock market!?!? probably a solid 18 inches of shit in there you have to wade through.
>>62802530>please saaaar go star my shitty universal-modder repo saaargo short the companies then
>>62802524This, but buying bottoms is easier than selling tops in my experience. Usually a bottom is a sharp wick on extreme fear that makes all the goycattle certain that the market is going to zero.
>>62802533Why would you buy a retarded amount of silver, who's value is significantly determined by industrial demand and thus goes down in an economic recession, instead of gold, which retains much more intrinsic value, and is logistically easier to hold?
>>62802543There's a huge bubble that's going to pop soon
>>62802546Now you don't have to imagine.https://store.steampowered.com/app/4954910/Scam_With_Your_Friends/
>>62802529You have effectively confused two different things.1 - those ai mashups arent real video games, theyre ai facsimilies and nobodys playing those, youre correct2 - ai recomps are using ai coding to reverse engineer old video games for pc ports, and even if ai wasnt used, theyre still being pc ported at rapid pace. Basically, gamers are dropping out of modern AAA new releases and just replaying old games endlessly.
>>62802505My man I'm literally just adding to the pile of nonsensical Buffett quotes
>>62802546The monsoon floods it away.
>>62802532to be inside you while you dissociate and go into your worker bee tunnel vision... i dream of that often.
>>62802432Which platform do you use to trade?
QQQ to the fucking moon bros we did it
>>62802569Robbing Hoods.
>>62802546>>62802561>>62802565I googled "poop" and Indian stock exchange to see if there was anything and you're never going to believe it.
>>62802561this game saves your voice and uploads it somewhere btw
>>62802573LMFAOPOOP & SCOOP
>>62802573>Pajeets >Poop and scoop
>>62802573>>62802578>"While the concept is famous globally, it takes on a very specific flavor in India"I'm dying
>>62802519>largest margin in historyQRD? smiggers told me to diversify into emerging economies
>>62802582What about cow dung futures?
kevbabe
>>62802573SARS DONT UNDERSTAND SOPHISTICATED MARKETS. SARS DONT USE 144x LEVERAGE. SARS DONT LIE AND REPORT THEIR GDP 25% HIGHER THAN IT REALLY IS
>>62802573>>62802581>>62802582Anyone wants to go to mumbai for holiday and watch it live?
>>62802573The memes write themselves.
>>62802573At least they don't beat around the bush. We obfuscate it with bull shit words like "activist investor" and double speak
>>62802576Fortunately, I don't have a microphone or webcam.
>>62802601Shut up Saar
HESM anon I just want you to know I bought and I'm making money. good shill +1 points
>>62802601t. Retard who invested in some scam like Nikola motors
How you guys feeling today?
>>62802605Ok, hang on the poop and scope of JPM and Goldman "downgrades" like you usually deal in the real world, chump
>>62802613
>>62802562sounds like a problem for publishers getting exposed for how much capital they're wastingestablished AAA franchises will keep printing money, no one is skipping GTA or the next souls because a 11 year old game got reverse engineered
>>62802601>WeAre you a saar? What did India crash >>62802586
