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datacenter edition

>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/
https://x.com/sentdefender

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>European indices
https://live.euronext.com/en
https://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous smigger thread
>>62805588
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Apologize and he'll make it stop
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>>62806114
>250,000 trees
>they had to count them all
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Everything is going to shit.
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Shitskin bake
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>>62806114
THE DATACENTERS WILL CONTINUE TO BE BUILT! YOU SAID NO TO OIL LINES SO HAVE A DATACENTER!
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It's going to be ok?
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Clown fucking market.
>next week is Israel's PM election
We are so fucked.
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me and my oil stocks
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It's over Johnny, it's over.
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>>62806124
An estimated 10,000 squirrels lost their homes
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>>62806123
Stop posting this, literally the first thing on it didn't happen.
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>>62806131
Shitskin website
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>nows
https://files.catbox.moe/w9xhbn.mp4
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>>62806145
So sad, first they lose their homes, and then the fucking government just ordereds a halt on the construction of there new home.
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>>62806124
You can throw a satellite image to an AI and it'll count them. Also, it was probably a fake human-planted forest where the trees are in planted in a grid, so knowing the area they could calculate it easily.
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Boeing is so shit it's going down on war news.
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>CNBC interviewing Bill Ackman from the Tel Aviv stock exchange
They're not even trying to hide it.
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>>62806126

no.. just the 10 tech tickers that makes up 99% of every faggot retards portfolio.
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>>62806154
Meanwhile the older squirrels are asking how come the young squirrels can't find a proper tree like they did when they were younger and then procede to call them lazy.
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>SPX calls and puts still in double-digits
Whyyy?
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trust the plan
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>>62806155
Like it even matters. Finland has more trees per capita than any other nation.
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>PEP green
>KMB green
>Bonds green
>Reits green
>TTWO green
>Cruise shit green
>Military stocks green

You niggers think the sky is falling and carnival cruise is green today. They herded retail faggots all into the AI trade then they lynched them. You are just fucking retard cattle desu
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>>62806069
SOXL is always high volatility, that's the entire point aint it
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What do buy on the dip bros
ARM?
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>>62806167
I have to wonder how many investors are only invested in tech/crypto and only know tech/crypto
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>>62806173

every single retail portfolio is 100% tech. they don't even buy shit like AAPL though its all absolute dogshit like IREN, CRWV, NBIS, SOXL. the stinkiest fucking turds imaginable
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>>62806167
I try not to be rude to smiggers but you should cut it off
the market is treating you well today but when you're down you'll be posting red wojaks with the rest of us
just have fun and stop putting others down, it won't make your portfolio any greener and the negative energy is bad for your health
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>>62806170
well its 41 mins now
vs dont get deployed until your cortisol levels are confirms to be above the safety limit
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lel at silver baggies
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>>62806167
I am red this week anon. I am still like 300 percent up in tech stocks.
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>>62806175

fuck you. I spoon-feed you every day and you mock me and buy bags instead.

I don't post pink wojacks I'm not a fucking redditor. I've been the nasdaq every year for the last decade and you faggots still just buy reddit memes and the only contribution you ever make is "why line go down" with a picture of a little girl

this place will be better when its 90% more empty again after you niggers all get blown up on your gambling accounts
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>>62806180

beaten the nasdaq*

I told you niggers to stay away from retail bubble. I told you niggers to sell the top (twice) before the crash out.
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>that one /smg/ poster who bought silver at 100
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>>62806180
you're very rude and you still haven't learned how to screenshot your shit
idk why you engage with smigger general when you clearly hate other posters and no one here has mocked you (yet), you got some issues to work out on your own anon
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Slurping SOXL!
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LMT my beloved
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>>62806172
valero if you believe that oil will go up.
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kek space baggies
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>>62806172
VRT and maybe IREN.
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>>62806167
No one wants to invest in Berkshire Hathaway just to have it pump one day out of the year while all the tech stocks retard pump everyday of the week.

At this point why not tell people to buy gold?
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>>62806186
I hope you're selling because it won't stay like that for long.
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>>62806190
VST instead of VRT
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>>62806184

me and smigger have told you faggots to get the fuck out of tech for weeks and you niggers keep buying SOXL. just put your money in an envelope and mail it straight to tell Aviv you stupid fuck
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>SCHD
>O
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>>62806167
You're starting to get annoying. Anybody could have slurped all those stocks when they dipped a month ago. Why do you think they didn't? Because most people don't care about 3-4% gains over months, especially when that shit drops back down after the run and all you're left with is divvies. Now you've added TTWO too, as if you're some kind of genius buying just before the game of the decade comes out. People just aren't interested in your picks when they see AMD gaining 30% in a couple of weeks.
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HERE COMES THE V
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>>62806177
My price average is $21~
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>>62806196
well fuck you and that retarded avatarfag lol
you should both just fuck off to reddit honestly
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What a shitshow.
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marketmakers must know something (iran?)
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On what news??
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>>62806192
This pretty much sums it up. Long term higher returns from tech come at the expense of short term high volatility, you just have to stomach it
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>>62806201
I bought zsl calls at 90$
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>>62806199

they keep rotating from tech to defensive or hardware to software. the whole year has just been sector rotations.

I've tried to help people here. I've given you guys golden plays all year. exact entries and exits. you guys just turbo autism baghold fucking memes with zero braincells.

just boggle dude most of you literally are NGMI
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>>62806200
There will be no V today.
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AMD might hit $500 tomorrow if the bleeding isn't stopped.
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>ELF clawing back to green
How does she do it every time, bros?
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>>62806180
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O CHADS KEEP WINNING
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LIQUIDABROS WE ARE SO FUCKING B A C K
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>>62806210
You've got some issues, Stan, I think you need some counseling.
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>>62806204
Heard a rumor Egypt is going to join the war on the houthis
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trump has been unloading the oil reserve like crazy to keep the stock price below $100, are we reaching the limit?
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>>62806217

same niggers that said bonds and REITs are gay are down 60% on SOXL in the last month.

amazin... somehow they trained the monkeys that destroying your money 3x faster is the path to financial freedom
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I bought 30 shares of SNDK at 1313. Let’s see if I go green or red by this time next month. Maybe I should have bought gold. Or a car to live in later
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>>62806222
Yup, the real numbers will rear their ugly heads soon, once they won't be able to safely draw on it anymore. Then the fun starts.
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I am getting fucking RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAPED
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>Oil pumping
>Oil companies somehow dumping the VERY MOMENT the fucking Burger markets open
OY VEY, every fucking day since forever.
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>>62806224
nigger pump after midterms
trust
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>>62806175
cool thing about this site is they dont surgar coat calling a retard a retard
try to learn something because coddling doesnt actually make you stronger or better
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>>62806222
No, there is plenty of crude. The cost of shipping is pressing the price up and it will crater on a peace deal. The price at the pump is a refinery side crisis
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>>62806223
>B
>R
>O
>Double U
>N
>STREETS!
Shitty hindu rip-offs
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>>62806230

based.

instead of becoming a better trader they shove their head up their ass and buy more IREN bags
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>>62806224
you can live at the ymca
could even get a job there
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>>62806204
AI hype is dying.
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Don't worry, the futures-gnomes will fix everything during the night so it will be green tomorrow
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QRD on why Eli Lilly is pumping?
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>>62806200
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>>62806230
>learn something
>from smigger general
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Okay I just FOMO slurped VRT. Pray for me but especially pray for a good earnings report after closing.
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I bought the wrong ticker friday
and it immediately dumped 10%
so I'm like fuck, I'll just wait for it to rebound then sell it and break even

it's dumped another 10% until today
I'm down 20% now on a trade that I never wanted to take

If I wanted to take this trade it would be fine
because I'd have convinction. I have zero conviction in this shit
and I might just lose it all
I don't want to take this loss

It's with leverage as well
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>>62806236
jim cramer was right btw

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/10/19/jim-cramer-dont-chase-ai-rebound-yet.html

>>62806232
https://www.fxstreet.com/analysis/the-us-oil-reserve-hit-a-44-year-low-now-the-barrels-are-coming-back-202610211839
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>>62806207

its not just stomaching volatility. a lot of the popular meme stocks like CRWV are literally going to 0 and they are going to DCA into them while the executives are selling 3 billion dollars of shares
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>>62806238
All healthcare is pumping

It used to be software was the counter trade to AI

now it's switched to healthcare.
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>>62806243
these guys are like canaries
but alot of people just like to vent on here including myself
a stern but understanding hand is key
i appreciate it too
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Good morning. Markets looking pretty raped and gaped, my port is bright green though
WSP working out better than expected
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Don't forget to zip it when you're done SOXL fags
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WHERE'S THAT NIGGER THAT TOLD ME TO BUY SOXL

WHERE ARE YOU NIGGA
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>>62806257
> wsp
what got you onto that tip?
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And just like that Smigstro has closed his 0dte puts

I am up bigly fanks for asking

:3
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SOXLbros?
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>>62806255
eh I think there's a difference between doing it in good fun and being genuinely angry that others are losing money and wanting upvotes for doling out unsolicited investment advice
I don't spend my time on smg to take advice from or to argue with 20 year olds I'm here to shitpost and get a few laughs while I make/lose money
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>>62806261
Smiginator what did you do puts on? Qqq?
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coreweave bros, wtf.
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Unfortunately, today is not the day yet were techtrannies dip buyers zoomers get the heeming they deserve.
You'll get yet another """truth""" LE GLUT GLUT OOOOOOO HORMUSSY IS GUSHING OUT HOT SALTY OIL RIGHT IN OUR FACES and it will, again, for the 146th time, pump out your nigger market.
Stop fucking crying already.
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>SOXL
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>>62806268

you got scammed. no refunds. invest in a company with a positive p/e next time
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what is the next bwet anon ?
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>>62806212
>SPX down
>Oil down at the same time
Whaa?
I take it back. This could be the V.
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RIP BioWare
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*ahem*
IREN baggies
*smacks lips*
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OOOOOO FUUUUCKKK
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>>62806269
Hopefully you're right, I'd like to get one more good short in. But today looks pretty fucking bad. I'm not sure we're getting le V this time.
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We ain't gonna see the bottom today, bwos.
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>>62806114
Datacenter tree cuttings will increase until morale improves.
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>>62806233
Man, I need something to smile about, i remember being 13 and finding this shit on the internet, ima go outside and dance around chanting yatta.
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>>62806193
>sales, backlog and margin increasing.
>rising guidance again
>1.1 PEG
>America can't leave the Gulf but can't win the war.
>Sand people civ mastered the ballistic missile tech
Sold a small part, but looks good to me for a long haul.
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PRESIDENT DONALD JEW TRUMP PLEASE DEPLOY YOUR TRVKE SOCIAL WE NEED YOU PRESIDENT DONALD JEW TRUMP WE ARE NOT NIGGER PUMP INDEPENDENT
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>>62806272
but Cathie wood bought the dip two days ago...

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/cathie-wood-bought-coreweave-two-133309744.html
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>>62806267
QQQ 705P 707P and a small 700P all at open, should've wited for the little bump but oh well I made bank, now I can relax get baked and smigpost all day :3

Oh and I opened a lil 715C just now I think we gonna V.
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>>62806247
>White man thinks hes gonna catch the next sandisk.
Just give it up anon, you are not that smart. Cooling will never be a bottle neck for the AI supply chain, I sold VRT at 324 like 3 months ago.
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>>62806286
She is an investment GOD
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ONE STOCK
I DONT KNOW WHY
I BOUGHT SOXL WITH NO COLLATERAL TO APPLY
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Its so fucking over
I will never financially recover from this.
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Just shorted nasdaq, V recovery any second now
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>>62806274
Inverse BWET, inverse oil, inverse indexes. Because what comes next is a full blown global depression.
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>>62806286
>Coreweave
Imagine investing in negress hair products lol
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>>62806286

she poop and scooped on you bro
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>the classic poop and scoop

No. Refunds. Sir.
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>>62806290
>admits he’s a seller
Big yikes
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>>62806276
Good fucking riddance. They have been a zombie for decades.
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SAAAR BUY SO I CAN SCOOP THE POOP SAAAR
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>>62806294

>short after 2.5% drop to new lows and peak fear

these are the type of smiggers that should disable options and boggle VOO
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>>62806302
Hows not selling going for you today anon?
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HOLY FUCK HERE COME THAT V BOYS
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Chat my Intel calls I bought at close are getting raped. I thought I was buying a dip.
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WTF MY PUTS ARE BECOMING WORTHLESS
YOU SAID THIS WAS THE END YOU FUCKERS
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>>62806307
TIL trannys wear dog collars to hide their adam's apple, and now you all get to know too.
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>>62806307
Nope, not today. Maybe tomorrow. Pay attention to the KOSPI and sandwars.
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>>62806307
Who are you quoting?
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>>62806309
Smigga how did you fuck this one up?

Every half brained bear made bank today.
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I bought soley based on this post
>>62806211
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Who bought SOXL
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Fuck it, I'm out. This shit has no bottom.
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>INTC
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>PG +5.8%
>WM + 3.7%

the rot is cleaning out of the markets. finally. companies that actually do real things and live in the real world are going up instead of Jewish tech scams.
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Why is the VIX exploding?
How can the 10Y tank?

What. The. Actual. Fuck. Is. Going. On?
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What the fuck is everybody getting heem'd on? My dividend stocks are doing fine.
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INTCniggers should get the rope, followed by the guillotine just to make sure
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Smigstro sold his fuggen puts a bit too early :P

Day ruined.
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Jensen is backing neoclouds, says they need even more capital to answer the demand! buy coreweave dip!

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/videos/2026-10-22/nvidia-s-huang-says-neoclouds-are-good-investment-video
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>Eli Lilly PE
44
>Novo Nordisk PE
10

Guess which one I invested in a year ago. Stupid fucking tranny market.
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We're crabbing for another month aren't we
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>>62806315
It's sad because the higher the number goes, the worse the state of the world is.
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Holy shit lmao
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Wallmart PE at 43 btw
Totally normal.
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>>62806324
Should have invested into sausage rolls.
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>>62806322
>I see those indians dancing
Fuck it, lets keep going down memory lane.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92ydUdqWE1g
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Is this yet another July situation? Down to $190 on NVDA and then up again?
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>>62806323
People fleeing tech to bonds, dumbass
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>>62806283
Every time I see those indians dancing, that's all I can hear, but only in a heavy Apu accent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW6M8D41ZWU
(Replaced song-only link with music video link, because it makes no sense if you don't see the dancing.)
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>>62806327
Is there any proof that he even bought puts? He should attach a screencap with every trade, since he claims to be a genius. Anybody can be right once or twice about a really obvious thing, shilling it over and over again doesn't make you a prophet.
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Ohhh SOXL bros!! Breakfast is ready!
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>oil slightly dumping while stocks dump
are we pricing in a global depression?
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>>62806338
I don't know when we'll hit July levels, all I know that things will get much worse if the wars don't stop.
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>>62806340
>>62806323
How are oil and the S&P on the same curve and not inverse to each other?
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>>62806337
bring back the oldies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4
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>>62806324

eww dividends? people here want to invest in META after it announces its launching a whole new ticker just to dilute debt on bagholders
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>>62806340

Nogger. Go spread your subsaharan IQ in the desert.
Why is oil tanking? Hormussy opened?
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>>62806345
The tech dump is not about oil, it's about AI being fake and gay
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The jews did this
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>>62806248
lol this is funny

everything is deep rate
except the trade i took by accident
it's green right now
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SOXLKEKS
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>>62806353
Oil futures dropping 2 bucks on the barrel is literally nothing. Who fucking knows why, maybe an algo move to eat shorts or something.
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>>62806343
I am Smigstro, here's a screenshot I took the other day of my meme Trading 212 P/L over the last 2 years.

I can't be fucked screenshotting my IBKR options account. Just believe me when I say Smigstro is going to be fine you don't need to worry about him.

I hit on puts today
Got raped on puts yesterday
Hit on puts Tueday
Hit on puts Monday
Going to schlong long calls today/tomorrow
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Didn't I guarentee it? Yes I did. Say, anon, you can still come in for the biz discount at anyone of my stores. Let's get you lookin good for that job interview.
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>>62806353
>oil down 0,86%
>tanking
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>BUG green
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>my tech all down
>wonder what chevron is doing
>also down
Oh FUCK OFF AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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babeposter status? surely that retard sold his stinky soxl bags above 100, right?
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>>62806369
>meanwhile big pharma is pumping

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
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>All gains from April already wiped out and then some
Trump is unironically done for. All he had to do was make line go up like Biden at the end.
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>>62806126
Down 90k this morning. What is going on out there?
Again bonds and tech down hard?
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>>62806362

I bought a bunch of QQQM and some SOXX but it still feels early. it might just nigger Friday too
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>>62806197
good morning my love

doubled down on soxl @ 85.72
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ouch
bad day to open the app today huh
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EITHER AN IRANIAN MISSILE OR A FLOCK CAMERA JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE. DON'T KNOW WHICH
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So haha when does the V start
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>>62806372
It means we'll need lots of healthcare during World War 3.
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>>62806372
Future war veterans being priced in.
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>>62806362
>Got raped on puts yesterday
Okay I believe you. I hope yoh continue with your predictions smigstro and keep making more money. I have some Nvidia and its getting raped today. Most of my money is in reserve, So I am trying to figure out which Semi/tech stock to scoop today or tomorrow. I was looking at APH.. Any recommendations?
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>>62806164
There is a retard here parroting this.
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>>62806366

this plus bonds went parabolic while everyone said "bonds don't matter"

they could have just locked in gains and waited for the dump but instead they buy every single pico top and then sell the bottom. its the smigger way
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>>62806366
It's a house of cards on the verge of collapse. I think the US will play its last card sometime this year and if they can't resolve the Iran issue, they'll either bail or double down with nukes, the latter being hyperinflationary.
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>>62806381
Now
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>>62806381
Its technically already begun.

But you smiggers won't trust it :3
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does anyone here /cfd/?
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>>62806390
I trust you smigstro I have a qqq call
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My asshole is prolapsing
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>Buy 10 SOXL 95 calls for tomorrow at $2.
>My SOXL calls are down 50% today
>Decide to double down
>Add an extra 0 onto my buy order
>It goes through
>Why do I have 190 calls? I wanted to double it.
>Buy 10 more
>MKT Value 16000
My heart
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>bizraelis panicking over pic related.
newfags
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>>62806393
I did back when the MOU was up and unbroken.
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EZ PZ Pre-V Slurp

That was quick :3
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An EVA-01 just flew over my house
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>Everything red except nigfligs
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Guy do you remember when Trump called the AI trade the "golden goose"

Did you know the main character in the golden goose is named SIMPLETON
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Same boat other than that last part. Godspeed bro
>>62806398
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Is it all just tech and oil to you guys?
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>>62806398
Pattern day trader doesn't exist anymore so just sell it if you really want to.
Of course if you don't have money lying around you might still get hit with a bad faith thing since you could be playing with unsettled funds.
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>>62806260
I asked Grok for some beaten down TSX stocks and after some looking, WSP looked pretty good. It's decline had very little to do with the company itself, just AI dragging the whole sector down.
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used to enjoy Trump, but he has totally faggoted everything because he listened to the small hats

I hope the democrats go after his entire family with impeachments
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MY LINE IS GOING BACK UP (a little)

HAS THE RAPE ENDED?
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>>62806409
no im 20% MCD, 20% TTWO, 60% cash
might slurp MU a bit soon.
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>>62806373
>Trump caught on tape making minors go down
>Trump in front of the nation making line go down
It's like gangster rap it's nigger behavior and it rhymes
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>>62806132
tbf data centers are just the powerbanks for Nuclear plants.

Nuclear has a problem, once the reaction takes place it can't be stopped. Copper grids are okay as energy sinks but at night energy still needs to be shunted or transported lest you blow up/melt the metal wires by sending too much electricity through them. Thus Nuclear only works for between about 10% of your power in small towns of 250,000 people. and 20% of your power for large cities of 2Million people with a thriving nightlife/massive 3rd shift industrial base.
Since those places are exceedingly rare and we want to get off fossil fuels we'll need a place to put the power. The governments are the only people who are going to be able to arrange the nuclear powered compute necessary for say bitcoin. Governments would love to burn tons of gigawatts at night to have reliable nuclear, but we haven't had an energy sink worth pouring into that couldn't be described as raw waste. Fedcoin with perfect transactional data would be an amazing project if you're a government, eliminating the guessing games of macro econ.
Imagine getting rid of 99% of accounting and being able to write whatever laws you wish so long as you don't break the economy. Its every politicians wet dream. Probably engineers too, they hate accountants.
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>GRRR quietly moons

I'm seeing some literal who's saying GRRR is synthetically over shorted by all of its available shares several times over. And I am choosing to inhale the sweet sweet copium.

Short Squeeze any day now for real this time.
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>>62806248
Uggg, I feel your pain.
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>tfw youre all-in on NFLX and TLT
heh, you punks dont know no money makin
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>>62806415
Yes
V shaped recovery
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>>62806428
My real world stocks doing absolute battle with my fake world stocks right now
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>>62806248
why would you use leverage on this openly jewish market
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>>62806412
how long you planning to hold it?
that was a pretty long protracted slide from january
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IT'S YOUR GREED
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Remember le post-close earnings niggers that celebrated yesterday? Yes, those annoying niggers.
Remember, and laugh at them.
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Oh it's crashing alright
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>>62806164
Those are all inverts. Remember: women don't have brow ridges, men do, notice that the two male-presenting inverts don't have ridges while the two female-presenting inverts do.

Threadly reminder that the upper class are a psychopath invert cult performing in-utero inversion on their children to facilitate parasitism on humanity.

Elite Gender Inversion (nothing "elite" about these parasites, but that's what the internets have been calling it) hypothesis is consistent with observation, members of the grifter class all show anomalous skeletal structures. Skeletal sexual dimorphism can be proven to persist through hormone therapy by examining the rare condition CAIS (complete androgen insensitivity syndrome) which produces XY individuals with "phenotypically normal" female features, however, with distinctly male skeletons, CAIS women display the same male-markers as female-presenting inverts: wide-set eyes, square shoulders, long necks, large hands, male gait etc, proving genes not hormones control skeletal sexual dimorphism.

Inversion is not just a means of collusion, it is "sex magic." Female-presenting inverts induce hardwired "male risk assessment" which to the conscious mind, unaware that the invert is male, results in a mischaracterization as attractiveness or strikingness. Conversely, male-presenting inverts do NOT trigger this risk assessment, your unconscious mind automatically miscategorizing them as safe and non-threatening. Moreover, female-presenting inverts will be rated more attractive by woman (as woman are attracted to men) and male-presenting inverts will be rated more attractive to men (because men are attracted to women). Useful properties for parasites.
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>>62806399
A trillion dollars just vanished and you're laughing?
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>>62806435

TRVTH they don't want to hear. they will blame orange retard or koreans or the war. But at the end of the day its just kike tricks, fomo, leverage and greed. the market drops 2% and they blowup their portfolio.

the funniest part is they wont learn anything from it and they will just chimp out like niggers and blame someone else.
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>>62806432
I think it's gonna reclaim $200 at the very least. Earnings are in a couple weeks, so I'll be reassessing there
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>>62806418
Hey. You stole my image.
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>>62806440
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>>62806415
The rape has only just begun.
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>>62806451
Bottom signal unironically
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>>62806442
Stocks?
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remember when things just went up and not down?
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oil chads won in the end, kek tech baggies
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>>62806442
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>>62806362
I believe.
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>>62806454
I was so young and virile then
I fucked so many socks
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today is what we expected monday to look like but of course it has to come 2 days late because of greedy idiots trying to catch a falling knife.
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How many of yall were here for 2022 and 2023?
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>>62806444

>it ever existed

just because some kike said his chatbot was worth 5 trillion dollars doesn't make it true anon
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>>62806427
My Netflix calls are saving my ass slightly
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>>62806454
Id even be happy with a dip. Anything but this slow choppy Crab/bear hybrid fuck pissing all over my tech.
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I'm so done with this administration.
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>>62806465
Haha I could be retired if I hadn't been!
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>>62806335
Jesus christ
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There's no fucking bottom (except me) for SOXL. Its down nearly 19% in one fucking day.
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So we all on the same page that AI is a bubble and has popped? Before you say some dumb shit, people have been calling it for weeks before it happened so you deserve all the losses you get
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so many cheapies dont know what to buy
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>>62806335
Is that a lot?
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The bad news is QQQ is definitely retesting 680

The good news is the worst QQQ will go to is 660

So we are closer to the bottom than the top :3
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Googl calls officially raped
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>>62806484

I bought GOOGL and CEG. I dunno just buy QQQM desu
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>>62806485
25 would be considered fairly spicy. 40+ is completely insane
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>>62806473
esoterically, what are the implications here?
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ilu LLY
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>>62806473
Hegseth is the biggest retard in office and that's saying something
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>>62806473
take your TDS elsewhere tranny
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Pepsi
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>>62806486
I want 650 VOO. Come on!
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Daily double bottom is in

V IS HERE ITS REALLY HERE
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>>62806490
>>62806483
I don't think we can say its "popped" with Anthropic and OpenAI not IPOing yet. But every time a tech company announces more cap-ex it hits itself.
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>>62806486

index cheapies are free money but everyone here is niggerdebtmaxxed and wont be able to buy the dip anyways
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>>62806492
i might snap up some XLEI
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>>62806335

TSLA PE at 450

Doesn’t mean shit, Walmart PE can go to 60
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KOSPI is going to implode
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Whyd you fing nwords tank all my shit…
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Crude just got raped I think orange retard is going to say something bullish.
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>>62806500
Kennedy has to be more retarded, no? Measles which we thought we eradicated is suddenly an epidemic in multiple parts of the country.
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When does it get so bearish that it becomes bullish?
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ilu TOST
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>>62806504
Yup. Only up from here
Buy calls
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>>62806418
They can just lower reactor output to compensate for lower demand, dumbass. Even in a sudden drop they can just vent steam
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Activating buy mode, will buy some SSO too, any decent calls to buy?
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>>62806497
Ok but think about how much money they're going to make with AI.
It's a new paraidgm
But seriously, check the M2
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you've bought last summer, right anon?
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TRUMP IS GOING TO SAVE US
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>>62806234
I just watched the schiff vid on 2006 calling the 2009 crash perfectly.
Schiff invested in foreign currency/bonds and gold/silver to counter the USD and SP500 collapse.

Fucking spot on beautiful analysis, every key indicator, sign and vehicle named. Could have written the script to the big short word for word off his presentation.

When the crash began however people who needed liquidity to exit their positions sold their gold,commodities and foreign bonds first. Trapping Schiff and his fund in 50-70% loss first. So they could buy swaps, cheapies, dca, or go all in on King Dollar, b/c every other printing press spins >1.2x higher every time the US needs to export deflation.
Schiff and his acolytes suffered from extreme cosmopolitan bias in their analysis. And instead of simply inverting the overpriced asset, tried to avoid the trade of the century.

Had he not sold his book, and just invested in sp index funds he'd have only lost half his money if he did absolutely nothing in his hedge fund. if he'd done some risk on buy a put/sell a call shenanigans he'd have probably made out like a bandit.
He's only now able to exit his position at a profit after 20 years of hodling.
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>>62806501
Nobody said Trump though
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notu NVDA
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>>62806523
Explain how AI helps you sell groceries, retard
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>>62806510
I had 300k at 25.... If it hits 6.30 Ill put in another 100k, same at 2. Otherwise I think Im stuck in Data centers, Koru, and Chinese robots for the next decade.
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>>62806410
I have six figures cash to settle, I'm not worried about it. I was shocked to see that I had that much tied into a 2dte SOXL call
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>>62806473
He will be the first that the democrats fuck into the mattress. They may even try a live execution for that school full of bombed kids
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I also love you LLY. And my GEV is completely and totally gaped. I'm gonna buy more.
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>>62806528
I bought HL '28 leaps just in case that's what's happening. They are priced super cheap compared to last Jan's volatility
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>>62806473
i warned you about politics. such a shame that ever came between us.
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>>62806528
>He's only now able to exit his position at a profit after 20 years of hodling.
Pretty based for not selling at a loss, though.
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>>62806453
Can't successfully trade without an accurate model of reality, seeing inversion opens your eyes to the theatre of finance.

QQQ to 640 +- 20 followed by a V to new ATHs (will coincide with Anthropic's ipo, the whole ai build-out is a bust-out of retirement accounts by these parasites)
>>62806457
>no argument
>trying to use schizo as an insult on the motherfucking chans
Doubley pathetic. An invert I assume? Did you enjoy it when your parents raped you as a child?
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whats going on with tech?
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>>62806143
why is your oil stock kissing you..?
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>>62806516

if there is a measles outbreak its a 90% chance it was a Jew rubbing smallpox blankets on children to get a media headline
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>>62806542
Meta increased its cap ex
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>>62806248
you should always pm auto exit misclicks. whats the ticker? if its under $1000 ride that shit out.
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>>62806533
I wish I had sold all my soxl around 160ish instead of thinking we were going to 200. I could have had so much cash to buy this dip.
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>>62806475
Many such cases.
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>>62806542
debt is getting expensive
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>>62806531
One word:
Fully automated self-shoppping customers
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OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK

ARE WE BACK?
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McDonalds is hiring.
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Holy fuck can the boomers at IBKR finally make a mobile browser UI that isn't completely retarded. I don't know any fucking UI design or coding and I could cook up something better with Claude.
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>>62806528
Yea, I pull up his podcast every time it gets bearish. He calls things like a poolshot, amazing scout.
Hes wrong 95% of the time and if you listen you'll miss the bottom but peak to trough hes amazing.
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>>62806528
Every single Tarot reading I've done has basically said. "SHIT'S FUCKED HOPE YOU HAVE VOO AND SCHD!" Also my Astrology reading has Saturn and Jupiter forming a destined meeting in December which if you know Astrology and Greek Myth isn't great.

It's like the universe is coming together to heem this market.
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>>62806542
Meta beat across the board and said they were going to pour cash into the AI buildout to support a billion users for Muse. So, everything must be burnt to the ground, of course.
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>>62806542
The completely fucking delusional AI bubble is undergoing further unwinding.
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>>62806553
AI replacing jobs, AI replacing consumers
AI is even replacing diversity!
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>>62806473
I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT IKE “KEKOLD” EISENHOWER
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>>62806516
Ah well yeah I think you may be right.
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>>62806552
>>62806552
>>62806552
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>>62806409
130% in tech (oiltech, biotech, other type of biotech, quantumtech, batterytech and semitech). my picks don't look so good today desu
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>>62806560
Well with meta's track record that's a reasonable response
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>>62806483
prices are definitely looking more sane but idk if it's really popped. some good news could cause a recovery.
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>>62806321
You're overthinking it. they're just rebalancing and need a place to park the money
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>>62806542

every retail faggot on earth bought it at 60 p/e so its going to 40 p/e and will still be overpriced but its never cheap because retail faggots ape it with their entire paycheck every week just to get dumped on by Jews like today
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>>62806547
wish you were in my arms. you're waking up so early, we should be snuggling away the mornings. i love you baby and i want to take care of you.
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Silver and gold bottomed time to slurp boomer rocks
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>>62806541
Kek, seething schizo poorfag with a gilf fetish. Luckily you'll never reproduce and your retardation dies with you. Ill never understand why genetic deadends are so obsessed with other genetic deadends with axe wounds. You should kill yourself. Your parents would be relieved. We both know it.
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>>62806516
Why would you blame Kennedy for the migrants spreading measles?
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>>62806516
measles outbreaks are the result of a number of things but it aint kennedy
1 vaccines dont actually eradicate anything but just control it
2 foreigners (refugees) who come from countries without vaccines schedules contract the le eradicated virus from the public wild and cause an outbreak amongst themselves
3 vaccine companies need the virus to be active though dormant in the community in order to justify government spending millions to keep the public le protected from the le eradicated virus
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>>62806570
Just put all my money in metaverse REITs, wdym?
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So tech is oversold now, right? It's fucking mental that companies that are bringing in so much money are now trading even lower than they did after the Korea wipeout in June/July.
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>>62806554
RIP to Rob Ford the GOAT.
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Allegion, my beloved...
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FISV BRO.
WE ARE SO BACK !!!!
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>>62806337
What was that one with the girl singing "My love is fine, Nari Rama"?
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>>62806520
I'm not saying they're unable, I'm saying the rhetoric surrounding such events politically, "these clowns burned $80,000/hour worth of rods for 4 hours...costing you the taxpayer" "They cheaped out and didn't buy our batteries/ solar panels... blah blah blah..."

No one wants to spend tax money on batteries. They will spend it on black box data centers that make funny memes and make pdfs for boomers.
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>>62806594
>t. Retard who never went to university and struggled in highschool science.
Thanks poltard!
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>>62806448
if they swapped bodies they'd be perfect.
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Are you guys buying anything?
I want to slurp GE and TER so badly...
I have to resist
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Where my consumer defensive dividend aristocrats at?
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Fuck schwab telling me I don't have enough buying power in my account when I had it moments ago, making me wait out the moderna rebound and then filling the order at the top
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>>62806977
KR checking in



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