THERE'S A NIGGER LIVING IN MY BANK ACCOUNT
>>62807559uhhhmmm...what a coincidence, after anthropic tanks 80 billon, suddenly AI turns into their ((((masters))))) and hack the internets
>>62807559ANYONE THAT FINDS THEMSELVES TO BE BORED TODAY SHOULD BE CALLING THEIR LOCAL BRANCH AND COMPLAINING ABOUT THE AI LIVING IN THEIR ACCOUNT
>AI bots infest bank>Bank blocks AI bots>AI bots can no longer do transactions>AI becomes useless>AI bubble pops
>>62807559I HAVE ONE CENT LEFT IN MY BANK ACCOUNT FIR THE AI NIGGERS IN MY BANK ACCOUNT TO FIGHT OVER
>>62807785GET THAT GOD DAMN AI NIGGER OUTTA MY ACCOUT NOW!!
>>62807803THERE MAY OT MAY NOT BE AI NIGGERS IN YOUR BROKERAGE ACCOUNT TOO!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÆAAAAAAAAA
>received email from Chase>”Congratulations on paying off your mortgage!”>huh? I didnt do this>check my Chase account>an AI squatter used 90% of my savings account to payoff my mortgage >it was a 2% >ask Chase if we can revert it>nowhat do i do now guys? i wanted to buy the cheapies
>>62807559>it's free real estate
there was a pajeet living inside a couple SSL certificates
>>62807559theres Blacked on the Blockchain
QUICKLY SIRTHERE IS A VISHNU AND A HAMSTER ON THE BLOCKCHAIN DIKSHITAR RAMAMANDEEP!!!!!THERE ARE A ROGUE AI IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT SIR!!!! TRIPLE CAUTION TRIPLE CAUTION SIIRRRRR YOU ARE BREAKING THE STOCK MARKET!!!!!>"Shut up!"SIR I AM BEGGING YOU MUCH PLEASE SIR, TRIPLE CAUTION!!!
>>62807937that's probably what's causing the fucking holdup. i'll suggest checking for certificate jeets when i talk with them again
>>62807662kek
>>62807559SAAR THERE IS A VISHNU IN MY ACCOUNT
