How do I make money off of Kidults?
>>62814900Puzzles, cards, and painting are boomer toys. You Jews are fooling anyone frfr
>>62814900Millennials were a mistake
This might be a difficult concept to wrap your head around, but picture this. You're an adult whose decided not to have kids, which could be for a million different reasons: Boomer ass house prices, Batshit females, Chad took all the females, bad DNA, new "vaccine" injections, choosing pets instead, etc. At this point the person has decided to self-exclude from reproduction. Since raising kids is usually the anchor that forces people to fully transform into responsible adults, these Kidults have no real anchor. They enjoy hedonistic materialistic never-never-land consumer bullshit to fill the void. It's a bustling industry, but by definition it cannot endure
>>62814900Buy Games Workshop stock. The chart looks like shit though.
>>62814900from far away as possible
>>62814942I have two kids. I helped paint a kid-sized carboard castle today and it was pretty relaxing. I don't know why we need to pretend fun things aren't fun anymore because kids do it. Probably because that way I consoooom less. You can't tell me having 6 cars or 50 watches is different than your 8 year old self collecting matchbox cars
>>62814942Okay, explain sportsball fags then
I know a couple people like this, and when I see this side of them, I always get the urge to smash their head against the wall until they grow the fuck up
>>62814926Zoomers are 10x worse in terms of wanting to extend their childhood forever
Shorting everything
>>62815005That's not even close to the same thingTake your fedora and see your way out
>>62814926spoken like a true boomer
My old brother is like that He's 42 and he walks around our town with an Avatar The Last Airbender t-shirt. He likes disney, superheroes, toys, maaaaaan... can't believe we share the same parents.
>>62815365Cope
you’re on 4chan you are the kidult
>>62814926Boomers fault then>>62814900Pokemon
Is masturbating to gay furry porn everyday kidadulting?
>>62814900if you're a zoomie remember all the dumb consoomer things that were cool when you were a kid? stockpile them and wait another 10-20 years and they'll be worth a fortune once zoomies have money and nostalgia.It's ultimately delusional though, even if you have the retro console, toys and games you wanted as a kid the context where they existed and cultural era that birthed them is long over which will remind you of the better times and make the existential dread worse.
does fucking around all day on 4chan when ur old af count
>>62815680You got btfo'd. I would avoid posting "u mad?" everytime you clearly lost an argument because it makes you look like a butthurt faggot.
>>62814900all in pokemans
>>62814900Genuinely asking how do you people even find such abhorrent normie propaganda. I never leave 4chan as I either get a rage, my skin scrawl or see bright violet-blue spots in my periphery every time I read MSM html.It's insane how easily generated conformity insanity reads have evolved you could literally prompt an AI to make it understandble for even fucking normies how evident it has been as long you put some authority behind it.It's always so nicely cropped and easily digestible even though if I swallowed any of it I'd get sick to my guts believing the shit it wants me to believe. Or I'd want to cut my balls off. Or kill innocents. Or idolize rich and perverted, corrupt officials. Or kill my dog out of fear of something new and exiting to add to the existential dread build-up from years of same propaganda and social conditioning with something even more exiting or degrading to get off to.
>>62814900Sell them pokemon cards
>>62814942My kid just read a book back to me for the first time. Kiddults will look at your miserable, tired-looking, sleep-deprived desperate sorry ass and judge because you can't travel anymore to fill that void. Toddler time passes by quick enough though and getting read back to by your own kid on a Sunday afternoon is second to none. I look forward to not dying alone, not rotting on to the flooring due to solitude. If I am to die around any pokemon cards, let them be my kids' pokemon cards that are wrinkled and played.
>>62814900>they gave manchildren a cute wholesome name
>>62814900Nostalgia.This means maxing in companies like Nintendo.Myself I have about 30 sealed MTG boxes about 10y out of print, started 7 years ago.
>>62816826My sister got divorced a few years back, Im splitting rent with her and trying to be a good male role model for my niece and nephew. The ex husband has split custody and is kind of a dummy and let his new fiancee kinda runs the house and is a bitch.I frame it as helping my father's legacy, even if I dont have kids, I can at least help ensure our bloodline goes strong>>62816834And its gender neutral! How inclusionary, now foids can be manbabies too
>>62816842>even if I dont have kids, I can at least help ensure our bloodline goes strongI never thought i'd read something more cucked than letting other people fuck your wife, but here i am
>>62816389You still didn't address the question
You can't blame Millennials for growing up during the absolute ZENITH of being a kid.You also can't blame them for not having kids of their own, as that is an economic issue, not a cultural one.
>>62815005Humans evolved for millions of years to be tribal and have in-group preference.The Jews convinced us that having in-group preference was bad and racist, so instead people use sportsball to vent it. "My team" vs "Your team"
>>62814900They're making the money. They know that most of youtube was born on January 1st 1900, and they flood the site getting hundreds of millions of views on slime videos and let's plays, while you make documentaries whining about capitalism.
>>62814900turn them into fertilizer
>>62816908>as that is an economic issue, not a cultural one.It's actually both.
