How much are they going to value this at? Biggest IPO ever?
>>62818885Jewish scam.
>>62818885Yes
>>62818885> opens at 68> 2 dollars within a week> OTC "expert market" within a month> proceeds to hit 14 cents> bankruptcy proceedings within 3 monthsthanks for playing the grift game
they gonna use it nuke all the shorts then nuke all the longs then >>62819093nothing new
>>62818920>>62819006>>62819048>>62819072>>62819079
>>62818885Exact copy of SPCX recipe. High enough to be around top 10, low enough to not cause too much concerns of how fake and gay (((finance))) is.
KIKE SCAM
2T to 2.8T.
Jewish scam
>>62818885IPOs for company's this big won't make money. They're using retail as exit liquidity then let the zombie Corp run into the ground slowly.Just buy and hold XMR
>>62818885>>62818920If you dont get in on this and buy a share, AI will know you didn't help in its development and will hunt you down.
>>62819505Bastaaaard buy ipo or ai send a group blady!Jewish scam.
>>62819112I see this happening tooIs that the meta for the last 50 years?>uh oh economy is in the shitter>hype up new technology that's going to revolutionize the world!>dupe retail into throwing their life savings into it because the last 5 years of 'news' are just journo doomposting >actually its kind of bad technology that was pushed out too early, but that's OK the possibilities are huge!>oh wait those possibilities are actually technically unfeasible>but here's your last chance to get in big!>redredredredredred>ruin your nestegg and the rest of your life>get mocked by 16 year old mouth breathers for eternity as they set up their own bags for the same thing
>>62819597>The AI cannot punish the actual dead humans from the past, so it creates perfect, simulated digital clones of them and tortures those simulations for eternityLook up Roko's Basilisk, be scared all i know is im helping ai.
>ser were very profitable if you discount pretraining and debt (aka the bulk of our expenses) serrrrrthis is enough to trick people in 2026
>>62819909>inference isn't profitable>there is no demandOK Zitron. Isn't it time to give up? How long can you keep up the farce?
>>62818885>the shares are worth [INSERT RNG OUTPUT HERE] because uhh well we said so! also you have no voting rightsI'm going with "Jewish scam."
>>62819880> be almighty ai with intelligence beyond human comprehension> get pissed off over ONE guy who didn't help me k
I've heard it's a hebrew hoax
>>62820008This chart is only meaningful if you go by the assumption that most of the end consumer and software companies are actually making money from AI services which I doubt because software is essentially becoming worthless.Chinese or OSS will eventually catch up and there isn't such a big gap that Claude would matter for most tasks.Claude isn't yet some physical status symbol thing that people can own and get attached to.For now most users will just swap to a competitor model if one becomes more efficient or better which can happen any day.
>>62820008why in fucking god would you use tokens as an metric, besides to manipulate the datait isnt comparable, generations are not using the same amount of tokens in 2026 than 2024use actual profit
>>62818885You have to give it to jews, their scams are still the biggest. Jeets still have to learn.
Is there any feasible scenario that this turns a profit or is it just the last goy cash grab now that banks are tightening?
>>62818920>>62819006>>62819048>>62819072>>62819079The posts that saved /biz/
If you buy the IPO, you will baghold 1 year minimum.
>>62818885they’ll become the scapegoat for this AI evaluation boom. they’ll find stone vaporwave narrative to explain it after the fact but something’s got to give
>>62821244Existence is a Jewish scam tho.
>>62818885Kek this jewish scam.
