Timetables have shifted. Welcome to the Permanent Underclass.
Hopefully every single one of them will be the DEI hires. In reality it'll be the very slightly competent ones HR accidentally hired. No sympathy. FUCK microsoft and FUCK their employees
>>62819796Yeah, welcome, AI baggie.
>>62819796thats 30% of their workforcewhat is the average white collar wagie going to do when theres no jobs for them
>>62819796>>62820039>>62820164>>62820188I’ve been aggressively decoupling my personal value stack from legacy credentialism and repositioning myself as an equity-first, agent-native outcome architect.My day starts at 04:30 with sunlight exposure, electrolytes and 20 minutes of first-principles journalling to identify where I’m still operating from an employee-centric scarcity ontology. Then zone 2 cardio while my agent swarm stress-tests my household’s strategic moat. No caffeine until I’ve shipped one asymmetric insight.Practically, I’m de-risking the balance sheet, fractionalising my expertise and building a portfolio of permissionless micro-ventures at the intersection of cheap cognition and expensive problems. I’ve also transitioned my wife and kids onto an outcomes-based operating cadence. We no longer have breakfast; we run a daily nutrition stand-up.The biggest unlock has been reframing my mortgage as a non-agentic liability embedded in a structurally unscalable housing workflow. Currently exploring whether I can collapse that entire vertical through a combination of Claude, breathwork and seller financing.People keep asking what I actually do. That’s legacy job-title thinking. I’m building the orchestration layer for who I’m becoming.Happy to connect with anyone else operationalising abundance at the nervous-system level.
>>62819796>le apoocalypseor maybe microslop is just a dying company filled with incompetent poojeets60k employees doing what nigger?windows, azure, xbox, ... all dying shit on its way out, it's over
>>62819796i have no sympathy for tech faggots who actively make software (and the world in general) a worse place to be. i hope every one of them hangs in nigger hell.
>>62820349Can you say the same on ai companies too? Because they going to make everything hell on earth
>>62820197I kekked
>>62819796Are they getting rid of the jeets? Has the day of the flush finally come?
>>62819796Does MSFT still have unlimited milk and cookies at the office? RIP
>>62820484lmao god youre gullible aaaaaaaaaaahahahah nigga use your fucking brain retard
>>62820197>i'm an astral-bum
>>62820039you mean you don't want laquisha, kiki, coco, and anastasia (formerly adam) working at microsoft? think of the fun vibes and tiktoks
>>62819796I hope I get laid off so I can post heil Hitler on LinkedIn and then cash in on controversy bucks
>>62820164wait, there are ... 200+ neoclouds?
>>62821416do you smell the smelly smell now?
>>62819796I wish I got an offer like this. fucking hell.
Can AI just kill us all already? I dont want to live for this gay future
>>62820197Ah, I see you've been watching the Moonshots podcast too
>>62820164If spaceX is still considered investment grade then the debt scare is overblown lmao
>>62820197You type this in jest but the world is so retarded that people will unironically speak like that IRL in 5 years.Just remember that /fit/speak went mainstream.
