Post your face when you invested in Chinese stocks ohnonononnoonono
>>62823594post the bear version
>>62823594I remember getting condoms from a wawa went I was like 19. These school girls were standing by them and I had to ask them to move. Then the cashier was a girl who looked like this but blonde. They were all laughing at me. It was all I was getting to. Never went back to that one
>>62823634Because they knew you were just using them to jerk off into?
>>62823634it's funny that procreation has had consumerist culture jammed into it, too. Thinking about being intimate with your girlfriend? Sorry goy, you must purchase our product first. If you don't, you aren't "practicing safe sex" (they don't want you to have any children, that's not safe for them).
>>62824220What's really funny is how you found a way to contort yourself to jam consumerist (shocked you didn't spell it consooomer) culture into buying condoms. Is buying food consooooooming too? Kill yourself >>>/pol/
>>62823594My buy order is pending for MSCI Chinese Tech ETF right now. I'm expecting catching a small knife on market open.
>>62824228dont forget to kiss the wall goykun
>>62823634Did you get the extra small ones?
>>62824781I buy special order extra small condoms
>>62824781>>62824795>not buying snug condomsthey are so tight on my cock. there really is nothing like it. Even a woman isn't as tight as those miniature things. feels soo good, though every once in a while it feels like it might cause a circulation problem
>>62824781Trojan raws
