>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/Prev >>62823122
All in on WWE puts. They're about to get attacked and have blood on their hands
HOOD BROS
Word you but this chat
>>62823732I did and I already realized gains off this chart and I will continue to play this chart for months
Amerimutts are circumcised, kek
>>62823728If they were to do an attack on Wrestling Entertainment, you'd get all the libs on board with bombing them back in a heart beat. I thought the Mullahs were better at the art of the propaganda than this?
>>62823735HOOD AND EWZ UNCUT CHADS
>>62823733Gains you sayMay we see then?
>>62823723
>>62823733>and I will continue to play this chart for monthssopa de basado
>>62823739HOODSKHYEWZVALEMCHIbrown and yellow women owe me sex
>>62823733uma delicia
>>62823733Sopa de caca
>>62823728>nov 7could this be another oct 7?
guys, is this bullish or bearish for nvda?
>>62823756It would be like October 7th divided by 2356.
>>62823703We expecting pumping action after market and/or tomorrow? Revenue alone acts as a boost and won't push market by itself.
Sold MU, NVIDIA, MSFT and APPL for a total of 24% profit. Reminder to have unprotected sex with black women
>>62823755>>62823753
What is the best super intelligence agent to replace a term in documents?
>>62823763Enjoy your Chlamydia, Herpes, Genital Warts, Hepatitis, and HIV.
>>62823763>Reminder to have unprotected sex with black women
>>62823764>Can't even take a screenshot Lmaooooo
>>62823499>>62823507>>62823643Bulls are childish NEETs playing with pocket change that post during daytime hours. Bears have jobs and careers.
>>62823765try the new opus superjeet x30k mossad 2.0 harness known as ctrl+f
im up 10% on bunda etf, idk why people are so mad about it. do they hate free money? you guys think an entire index rugging 30% for basically no reason makes sense? you realize lula has been president all fucking year, is literally the longest serving president in the history of brazilian democracy? wtf is wrong with you? this was the freest money ever
>>62823774they get once in a lifetime slurp the dip moments and they just post dumbass memes about monkeys instead of taking a bag and filling it up with money
>>62823763
>>62823774I don't invest in niggers I'm an ethical investor
>>62823774>for basically no reasonJust wait until the wealth tax in california passes, and you see the same kind of move on the nasdaq.
>>62823789and if the nasdaq rugs 30% you wont buy that either?you niggers hate good entries I swear its not even a meme you niggers are actually fucking retarded
>>62823774Opportunity cost my smigga. I rather put my money elsewhere but I respect a man that stays true to his strategy. Godspeed anon.
>>62823789my brother in christ, not only is a -30% day on the daq inconceivable, it would literally be twice as bad as the worst day ever, but this would represent—get this—a BUYING OPPORTUNITY.like that other smigga said, this brazil shit, statistically speaking, was literally a once in a generation slurp. it was so obvious to me i set my alarm to buy at open
>>62823791I just moved more money into hood and EWZ.
Better load up on UUUU now, it's going to be a juggernaut soon and these prices are a no brainer. URANIUM is back baby
>>62823796because US stocks and 3rd world stocks are not equal in intrinsic value. crazy I know. good luck though.
>>62823774Are you keeping up at all? Brazil is fucking dead.The Soros foundation sent Brazil about $605 million between 2016 and 2023, and over $31 million to 95 NGOs in 2023 alone, according to Gazeta do Povo. As Bolsonaro put it shortly after the regime seized his passport on Monday afternoon, it's "a sign that our democracy has failed."Brazil is dead, no longer a democracy but a lost country. Socialism is taking over. THAT is why their index rugged 30%, it makes perfect sense you imbecile.
>>62823723Nanny state, nanny stock market
>>62823774I bought a little of the EWZ dippy but LMAO if you think I'm putting anything into Brazil when Lula won by promising infinite gibs at the last minute and then set the judiciary against his enemies as soon as he won. I'm more mad that it drug my MELI down with it too, I don't like instability in South America. They could all be happy tortas down there but they always have to do bananabullshit.
>>62823774It’s long been understood daily returns don’t follow a normal distribution. Massive one day dumps are rare but not as rare as the distribution would suggest
>>62823791>>62823796Of course I would be buying after it rugs 30%, how else would I take profits on shorts?
>>62823774Nice try Joao Wagner Mendes-Silverberg
>>62823802cash from brazil stocks is green all the same, c ya
>>62823803the whole elections was a nothing burger faggot. presidents son vs incumbent president. imagining like this glowy fucking glowfest mattered at all. companies are like 9 p/e I don't give a fuck about which clown is president nothing changes under either administration that makes me ignore a 52 week lowPBR pumped like 20% yesterday while you faggots fudded it
power hour please!!!pump it even higher!!we have a long way to go!kevin!!!
>>62823763Do not do this
>>62823808>IDF Girlskek
>>62823812Best. Post.
Oh no!
BIG SHREK DICK IN MY ASS YUEAH BABY LETS GO!!!
>>62823723funnyboth the US and the chinese crap in that image are entirely uselesswhile the european bottle at least protects the environment
Can we please pump for more than one candle?
>>62823821sorry anon we can only afford 2 more green candles until next hanukkah
>>62823821Don't be hasty.
>>62823821shabbat is not until Friday so we have time.
>>62823774Do you not understand how much more money we're making with volatility trades on semis? Are you sure that you aren't the blind one? Did you miss today's swings? Shit was insane.
>>62823819The european bottle doesn't protect the environment at all. That thing will take 6 gorillion years to decompose like the rest of them.
>>62823828nigger we all know you bought SOXL at 200 and your bags are just slightly less heavy but still down 50%
What's the best thing to buy now if I don't want to think too hard about this shit and just want some good growth?
>>62823823But Anon [Jewish Holiday] is a time for GIVING!
>>62823831in Europe bottles get recycledits not a third world country like China or the US
You can turn the bottle to the left or right
>>62823833Mining stocks
>>62823821I've got one more candle for you right here, just in time for Hanukkah
>>62823833Fertilizer. Food shortage.
My cute coworker leaned over during a meeting and brushed the top of my hand with her hair while my hand was resting on my thigh
>>62823840It's a coincidence unless she was also brushing your fly with her lips.
>>62823817Been that way since blackout preparation has become an official thing. Nothing new
WEN will probably tard pump soon. it seems oversold
>>62823840Ask her out for coffee, I did it with a girl from work and now we're dating.
>>62823817>3 days>72 hoursWho tf made this list
DOUBLE DIGITS SOXL
What's your favorite convexity play right now?
>>62823844Why shit where you eat? Look at HGRAF, it's going parabolic!
>>62823853Do you think I care? I have a gf now.
>>62823840She clearly wants to fuck you and she's gonna ride you until you fill her warm cunt with your cum until she blasts off your cock like an estes rocket and flies all the way TO THE MOON!
>>62823849LETF:s
>>62823853>up 50% in the past weekdamn we need more pornstar/escort CEOs
>>62823723That INOD looks mighty slurpable after this massive currycide, thinking about buying in and waiting for a bounce now that they basically debrowned their workforce.
>>62823859bullish as fuck.pin her down and make her squeal like a weasel
Nigger jockey
>>62823758Bullish. Inside job by NVDA to kill off their old hardware quickly to drive demand up.
>>62823849Taleb is a fucking fraud
>>62823870I started typing that, and had no clue where it was going until she ended up on the moon, and now I can't stop laughing.
there are too many /smg/s
>>62823840I love those little accidental touches with cute girls, It's even better when it's hand or even boobs.But it hasn't happened to me in a long time
>>62823868wtf I remember when it was 120 and I almost slurped at 90 lmao
>>62823870>>62823877Like I can't get this image of this chick slowly launching like a rocket off of a cock, and then the juices are drippling out as she's just flying further into the sky out of my fucking head. hahahahahahaa
>BREAKING: President Trump says he is banning the terms “Artificial Intelligence” and “AI.”pack it up mumu
>>62823883Pinning the Weasel is a good time for you?
>>62823883I'm imagining she is pinned down and I have a giant horse cock and she explodes from getting fucked so hard
Some of the posts over on the GameStop thread right now.
>>62823840file a sexual harassment claim
>>62823884What's he going to do if I say AI?
>>62823764Oh its the guy that plays with 500 bucks
>>62823849Let the asymmetries always be to your advantage
>from down $1200 to up $12
>>62823892
>>62823876>"Taleb is a fucking fraud">t. AI bubble hypechaser
>>62823878It's always darkest before the Don
>>62823896Sell it now.
>>62823878too many smiggas, not enough hoesmost of these smiggas, actin' like hoes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzFEPJK45iQ
>AI TRADE IS DEAAAAAAAAAAAADSOXL gods RETVRN to 100.
>>62823897
>>62823890i used to laugh at the gme cult. but now i just get depressed whenever i think about how much of a failure every single gme cultist is. they got caught in the hype and lack the awareness to get out
>>62823898Sure whatever you say maskcuck
>>62823903150 by the middle of November.
>>62823887dude it's like she's just cruising up through the atmosphere naked while her legs are flailing around, it's way better than what ever sexcharades bankman and the weasle were up to.
>>62823903Yeah, the AI trade IS dead. It's the super intelligence trade now
>>62823845I think he’s just quoting whichever measure the specific government gave
>>62823884>compelled speechyeah yeah very funnyyou know there's big love for you T but your timing is just off sometimes. That one is a decades-later at best not a years-later bluecard. yes you can cycle plays but if your timing doesn't land then you missed the target. just hit it next time.
>>62823880Yeah they're gigamolested right now, it's almost entertaining, I just threw some money at them to see what happens, I can always double down if they break below the 34$ floor. Let's hope it doesn't come to that though.
>>62823900
>NEW YORK, Oct 27 (Reuters) - The New York Stock Exchange is preparing to start trading a new type of options contract that lets investors make all-or-nothing bets on whether a stock or exchange-traded fund will close above or below a set price.Uhhhh??? Guys???
>>62823911"GOYIM could know" he thought, "I've never dealt with the real world before. There could be GOYIM anywhere." The moist tongue felt good on his bare dick. "I HATE GOYIM" he thought. Hava Nagila reverberated his entire room, making it pulsate even as the Weasel suckled on his main vein and washed away his (merited) fear of Goyim financial regulators. "When you're a Jew, you can let the GOYIM deal in the real world" he said to himself, out loud.
>>62823911I knew a tiny chick like her but you could fit a whole fist inside her easy boss. sometimes you cant tell based on the size
what are we buying?
>>62823920Based. RETVRN to the bucket shop
>>62823879Yeah same>>62823859>>62823844The fucked part is that there is a different coworker who makes really obvious and borderline aggressive moves to get me to ask her out but she’s 45, I don’t like her and she looks like a penguin
>>62823920>NYSE is also awaiting US Securities and Exchange Commission approval for binary key performance indicator, or KPI, options, which would pay investors based on whether a company reports a specified result above or below a certain threshold.Unlike traditional stock options, whose value is tied to share price moves, KPI options would allow investors to trade directly on metrics such as net sales, earnings per share, cloud-computing revenue or vehicle production.Is this really a good idea?
where is eddy boy?I thought he was all about poring over financial statements?It's been 20 hours, almost a full 24 hours since Anthropic released their S-1 filingnot a peep out of him
I bought some VALE as a tribute to Brazilian women (white)
>>62823920I am betting TEN BILLION QUADRILLION GORILLION dollars Apple's stock will be over 0.01 dollars
SUPER INTELLIGENCE 64
>>62823929That just sounds like parlays for stocks
>>62823927>45 year old hag Don't even talk to her
>Chinese markets lose trillions as race for AI supremacy with US takes its toll>Lack of profits is raising concern about the sustainability of Beijing’s AI boomNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE INFINITE MONEYTRUMP DO SOMETHING
>>62823936I propose SUPER INTELLIGENCE 67 to get the youth vote.
>>62823942Final reminder to sell all tech stocks
>>62823929This is a terrible idea. The market is moving further away from credit and other financial vehicles which provide more liquidity to just flat out gambling
>>62823927Penguins are super cute coded, you should compare her to something else that's completely undesirable, like a black mother.
>>62823828You don’t have to swing gamble your whole fucking port bro you can have some long positions try it some time
Poorfag from poorland.Should I start putting money in the US market? Wait for 2027-28?The future dollar appreciation against my poorland currency alone looks good.
I lost all the money I made last year on these FUCKING crypto ETF's. Thanks Mr crypto president
>>62823947The market has been about scamming whatever little wealth is left in the middle class since Regan made stock buyback legal. All fake Monopoly money with zero relationship to reality.
>>62823942>>62823946uhhhh that's only china though? Dario is making all Americans billionaires next month, because our SUPER intelligence is different
>>62823942>look into the conditions that made the Chinese sell their AI stocks>all of it applies to America's AI stocksI'm sure the neo cloud and AI stocks like Anthropic and OpenAI will just magically become profitable!
I don't think we're going to get more public models better than Astra maxthat is the absolute peak of capabilities that they'll let us haveAthropic and OpenAI will become instead of model providers,they'll become conglomerates, and lock down models better than Astra for internal use onlyAnthropic is already taking steps toward this. They're building wetlabs,and pivoting into biotech.They're going to use AI to develop pharmaceuticals and shit
>>62823931please be patient. luddites do not have chat GPT access.
>>62823920>>62823929Sounds like prediction gambling with extra steps.>Is this really a good idea?Only for whales.
>>62823764>no context ass green lineNigghuh, this might as well be a grinch pube stuck on your screen
>>62823840file a claim with HR, sue her for sexual harassment, then put the entire settlement into SCHD.
>>62823942I'll have you know we make Super Intelligence in America. Everything is fine for Super Intelligence. AI is fucked.
>>62823961Computer systems build with AI are huge security risks but somehow we should let them make our medicines too? The anti-vaxx hicks calling for this will be supporting it too.
>>62823973Fortunately we use Super Intelligence now.
>>62823958>>62823971>>62823958Unless AI becomes God itself within the next 3 years (if Dems gain back power it's fucked before that, though) then the current investors are not making their money back.
>>62823840I had the most unintentionally sexy eye doctor appointment today. I had to do that thing where I looked inside the machine and it scanned my eye. But the woman doing the exam full on just gripped the back of my head and manually moved my face to where it needed to go. Just this strong grip in my hair for both eyes.If she wasn't 50+ I would have asked her out. Didn't expect that at all.
AI is gonna be like railroads and telecoms. Absolutely essential, transformative technology that lots of people use and benefit from, but they are terrible investments and struggle to make money, racing each other to the bottom.
I don't have any exposure to SI (Sexual Intimacy).
>>62823977nigger but what about THIS WEEK? how would it feel if you missed gains THIS WEEK
i ALWAYS miss these retarded pumps man
>>62823955There's nothing wrong with stock buybacks if it's done responsibly.It's returning value to shareholders when the market is under appreciating a companyI would rather they put it into growth than buybacks, but not all companies are growth companies.They can tap out on growth, and with a low ROIC it's not worth the squeeeze and you get situations where they have to spend $1.10 to make $1. So that company can either just accumulate cash, pay out dividends, or do buybacks. Dividends have some problems with them. They will now have to deal with the dividend market which will ditch you and dump your stock if you stop paying out dividends.It's a headache you're better off avoiding if you don't have to. Companies wouldn't pay a dividend if they didn't have to.Buybacks aren't different fro dividends either,so railing on buybacks you need to be railing on dividends as well. They're effectively doing the same thing just differently.
>>62823979Should have still asked her out, those silver foxes can be a ton of fun, and you don't feel bad when you let them go because they've been down that road before many times.
HCA retard pump into close. easy fucking money I'm outttt 2.5% in an hour niggers
>+9,5% week>TSLA
>>62823981I kind of disagree. The railroad lines and the fiber optic cables placed in the ground could sit there for decades and still be used later. Meanwhile the GPU's being installed in the data centers are being advertised as becoming obsolete in a year or two.Plus the other two just sat there and did nothing. These data centers are like factories that are expensive to run. It's not like electricity will magically become cheaper.>>62823988I was too autistic to check for a ring.
>silver wave
>>62823977The Dems aren't going to do shit to AI. Here is what the Dems will do.>Close 1 Data Center in Wyoming>NVDA pays the Dems to knock it off>Dems use Imminent Domain to force people into the streets and build "Government Data Centers" using Private Contractors>Dems pretend like they are shutting down Data Centers while they are actually opening more>While this is happening Red States try to OWN THE LIBS by giving out Data Center Passes which includes free land and tax breaksThat's how it will go quit listening to the news.
>>62823981Super Intelligence is not going to be as revolutionary as everyone with their life savings stuffed in soxl want you to believe. I think it will be more like when wikipedia first opened the online encyclopedia. Now wikipedia still operates at a loss over 20 years later, and AI is sadly probably going to be the same.
>>62823996If we're lucky the dems at least won't let them be bailed out. I'd enjoy watching all these Pajeet CEO's brought before congress and told they have to foot the bill for being stupid.
>>62823994>Meanwhile the GPU's being installed in the data centers are being advertised as becoming obsolete in a year or two.NVDA is a Fortress!GET READY FOR THE NVDA GOLDEN MILLENNIUM!
>>62823981AI fucked itself over for the same reason as the internet: people expect it to be cheap or downright free. Nobody besides the government is paying the hundreds of dollars tokens are actually costing Anthropic or OpenAi.
>>62823998Only a namefag could compare wokapedia to SI
>>62823999Do I have some bad news for you.
>>62823977I've already made my money back 3xlol
>>62823999They'd probably just flee to Canada (or anywhere but India) instead
>>62823774What a fucking stupid articles. Stocks are not normally distributed and nobody ever presumed they were. They are quite obviously skewed and need skewed distributions to model them. Basing the rarity of a move against a normal distribution is something nobody in finance would ever do and is completely irrelevant information.
>>62824001Genuinely one of the dumbest things he could have said and the first time I became suspicious of the guy. >"In a year or two you're not going to even want to turn off the GPU's you have now because they'll be so out of date! Our new stuff will be so good that all the GPU's sitting in those warehouses waiting to be installed in the delayed data centers will be worthless in comparison!"And then these started using the GPU's as collateral for decade plus leases lmao
>>62824004Wikipedia wasn't woke when it first started, it did get there over time. Also just look at your Super Intelligence agents. I say the word nigger to one and the thing just fucking cowers in fear in the corner unable to even do anything except tell me that I used that word.
>THE U.S. AND RUSSIA ARE CONSIDERING AN OIL VENTURE OFF THE SAKHALIN COAST AFTER THE WAR, WITH THE WHITE HOUSE AND KREMLIN INDICATING THAT, ONCE THE WAR IS OVER, A JOINT VENTURE INCLUDING U.S. AND RUSSIAN OIL COMPANIES MAY RESUME OFF SAKHALIN, AS PART OF BROADER NEGOTIATIONS TO END PUTIN’S WAR IN UKRAINE - FT it's overrr for oil
>>62824012Grok doesn't do this to me, tranny
>>62823998Revolutionary Tech tends to bankrupt the people who invent it. AI/SI is revolutionary and that is being demonstrated but it won't make money for anyone developing it.NVDA and Semis fortunatly are not developing AI and will be plenty useful even if AI went totally bust.>>62824012I mean saying nigger does that to actual humans. Also lighten up you are arguing with retards you retard.
>>62823732>buy "the dip"
>>62823994GPUs becoming obsolete that quickly is a meme. Sure they will have to be updated occasionally but this is no different than going from copper cable to fiber optic. Utilities require maintenance, that’s all.
>>62824015Once the war is overDems taking back house and senate actually making Trump need congressional approval
HOOD niggas bouta get dat stimmy
>EWZ
>>62824012Have you noticed all the Pajeetification? It's really funny
NIGGERS
>>62824019I mean that's what the GPU guy said. He's expecting all this cap ex to just continue forever. Despite most of the hyperscale companies becoming cash negative.
>>62824012
Can someone explain why all my high risk assets are 10% up and oil is down? Pools still closed right? Right?Midterm shenanigans?
>>62824025I feel like we need to learn Indian slurs.>Bhrempti
>>62823840Same thing happened to me during school, except it was during an exam. She sat near me most of the semester, she also asked me if I studied for the exam before it started. I felt pretty stupid not atleast trying to make a move in hindsight, she wasn't super hot but I wasn't getting anything at the time.Anyways, shit like this doesn't necessarily mean anything women love the fact that dating is very non commital on their end. If you're interested in her you can take as a sign to talk to her. Honestly approaching at work is so much harder to justify so maybe not.
>>62824034Because oil is actually abundant and this was just a temporary spike
>>62824033It took your SI agent 28 seconds to come up with a response that shouldn't have taken 1.
>>62824034Big nose man lost his election. And the market is pricing in a massive democratic victory. So it looks like peace will be here soon because all the war people are losing
>>62824034Nigga thought we ran out of oil lmao
>>62824024I need some of her after how much I've lost
>>62823840I don't think some of you smigs need to be fretting about stocks
>>62824039Wait a minute... YOU'RE NOT Matthew Shaefer!I know it you were Richard Soxus International Chip Hater and Bear Playboy!
>>62824030Yeah well he’s got a serious vested interest in the whole thing. We don’t need the latest greatest GPUs every few years to keep this thing going. We don’t need “frontier AI” to have AI anymore than we need electric bullet trains to have trains. Once the infrastructure is in place and usage rate hits a certain threshold the whole thing will be kept going by inertia.
>>62824015It's Trump getting the Democrats into exhausting his wars
>>62824034Oil is never running out anytime soon, it's a supply chain problem. C'mon bro.
things might be turning around for us shiny rock retards
HOOD bros I lost everything
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>62824015>>62824049Golden age
>>62824033->why did you call him thatLol
AI bros we are so fucking backAnthropic S1 changed everything
>>62824053I'm not fucking looking.
Holy Bulltrapperoni
>>62824053+1.04%
>that guy who bought NFLX
>>62824053I'm up 24%
>>62824043What did you mean by this
>>62824053+0.44%
>>62824053>+8.72% todayAs a Degenerate Gambler, that's +4% for the week.
>>62824053Wrecked by refineries I'm not looking
>>62824015I love how the media loves calling this Putin's war in Ukraine, when everyone with a brain knows the conflict could have been avoided had Zelensky done something about his Nazis genociding Russians in donbas.
>>62824053Today: +1.29%This Week: +2.72%This Month: -0.05%This Year: +31.42%From Peak: -3.95%12 Months: +4.48%
>>62824053+1.21% today. green in afterhours and I feel a nigger pump coming from HOOD and SKHY
>>62824036Benchod
>>62824065>for the week*For the past 7 days
>>62824069Biden's war*
>>62824053>+3.48%>mfw it dumps tomorrrow after fomc
>>62823774>you realize lula has been president all fucking yearEWZ pumped BECAUSE PEOPLE EXPECTED THAT TO STOP BEING THE CASE.The stock market is about EXPECTATIONS, NOT CURRENT CIRCUMSTANCES.
SOXL
>>62824063They need to get out more and practice shooting their shot at women. More productive gambling
>>62824053>+2.46%Finally. The march back to ATH has begun
>>62824053>Micron +2.77%Not too bad, hoping for a continued recovery rally through the Anthropic IPO and pending stock buybacks and then I’ll get out.
>>62824053+0.10%. I am perfectly diversified to never make any money.
>>62824064>picLmfao>>62824053-0.19%
>>62824069It's akshully Kamala's war
>>62824053+3.2%
>>62824083kek, don't go to the stock market tomorrow
invest in physical hard drives from the 90s
>>62824053down 0.2%
>>62824082Oh
I GOT FUCKING RAPED AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62824053Flat.
LOOK AT HOOD AHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOODlums this shit is looking grim
>>62824053>up 1.72%
Seagate please
>>62824098Meme stock faggot
HOOD NIGGAS DEAD
SEAGATEGODSHOODGODS
>>62824053Lmao rugged last minute
Seagate eating shit
HOOD XISTERS WATCH OUTTTTT
>>62824082I got the only shot worth shooting at women right here boomer lad
PPG doing its thing,
>STXkek, kekkies
>>62824015Kek Euroids btfo
>STX
>>62824102I'm buying the dip thanks for the free money
Seagate shitting itself. Very unsightly!
>>62824109schizo as fuck. I got a fill at 90.20 and its back to 92they beat expected earnings lets see where it goes :D
>>62824114>>62824112but... but I thought data centers made money...
>>62824114I wish I had goombled on them instead of sitting on the sidelines
My ppg doin a lil sumn sumn. Good thang I didn't buy nonedat hoodlum shit
Wow good thing I entered a leveraged skhy product today instead of hood or stx
Fuck. Daylight savings in Europe. Missed power hour.
>>62824115I am a WDChad, and Seagate's earnings looks phenomenal, idk why its dumping. Fake market, were the "investors" expecting seagate to cure canacer or something?
>>62824120Schizo? Look at PPG and seethe
SOXL, NO!!!!
WHY DID I SELL THE SOXS BOTTOMWHY DID I SELL THE SOXS BOTTOMWHY DID I SELL THE SOXS BOTTOMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
That was a good poop. It let it all out. Good boy!
das rite its gon be okay HOODlums, dis boutta be da bes earnins eva shit gon pop pop
>>62824132Shiiiet we buying so much Popeyes with dis moneay
so did Bibi lose, are we all gonna gigapump?
>>62824134yeah nigga we bouta put a V in dis btch
>>62824132you are finna bout to be axin why it pumped so hard soon
Who the fuck uses Robinhood other than wiggers
>>62824126Literally earnings are a coin flip it doesn't matter what they report unless it's really bad
luddites rise up. shiny rock always valuable.
>>62824126Some one explain pls..
>>62824139At this point it feels like dumping on earnings is the more common outcome regardless of if they beat or not
>>62824142Priced in.
>>62824134Did you really gamble your popeyes money on HOOD?
>>62824142"well it ain't getting better than that, better lock in them gainz" t. Every algo
HOODniggers...
>>62824148No fag I bought puts
>>62824145I ran the math it's literally a coin flip it doesn't matter what they report unless it's really bad
Seagate beat and raised across the board, this selloff is not rational. Ignore the noise. As for hood, I told that nigga why are you buying stonks in a phone app lol
>>62824140When do you expect to see January 2026 highs again?
>>62824142>pe ratio of 48>why did it sellThese are anons taking gains anon and moving defensive
>>62824139The liquidity looks really bad right now, I hope the institutions with actual money will come in at pre-market or tomorrow and correct the price back to 640. WDC isn't doing too bad down only 10$ or so.
It's like they're using revenue reports as bait. They don't even care about the numbers. Wow, that's low.
>>62824089I'm still 50% cash. I'd love a fed doomp
>>62824156who knows. my cost basis isn't nearly that high and my position is relatively small. I just like memeing.
I'm shitting out of my own ass
STXGODS WE'RE RECOOOVERAN
>>62824161It's insane to watch.
>>628241563-6 months after Ukraine capitulate
>>62824167Hell yeah!! I wish a 700 soon to my STX brothers.>t. WDC holder.
>>62824168Makes you wonder if they dumped half of what they had and are now waiting for the rally just to dump the other half.
>>62824158Implying anyone gives a fuck about p/e when companies with literal negative p/e are getting pumped up and companies with sub 15 p/e get dumped
>>62824174I mean they should've just put money into ETFs and the brazil fund. It's that simple
if physical bulls do stomps with no regard for pride or shame then what do socialabulls do?
i swing traded WDC buying at 344 and selling at 381. My first ever swing trade, did i do gooded or did i solded too early, is it going higher?
>STXFalse alarm. we are coming back.
>>62824175Anon thats the point. Fundamentals don't matter until they do.
>>62824178What about metaphysical lean hogs?
>>62824179Bad. I bought at 340 still holding.
>There are smiggers here who have seen MU, WDC, STX sell off after stellar earnings, double beats across the boards and raised guidance, who still think that SKHY will pump later after it releases earningsI bet you smiggers still believe in Santa Clause!Oh an my 0DTE puts got raped which usually means I'm a day early and tomorrow will be down bigly.
>>62824179You did smigging gweat smigger!:3
Just had intercourse with my first escort. Couldn’t cum. Wasted $300.
>>62824053more than 4%
>>62824190:)
>>62824184Koreans are bulilt different no?
So if Iran war is canceled because Bibi lost, and Trump has to focus on domestic shit after midterms rape, does that mean we are going to the moon?
>>62824189Was she black
>>62824189Your body just wants you to be productive. A lot of guys have that problem.
>>62824195Yeah, worse.
>>62824184Just bought SKHY. Santa deniers get the rope
>>62824184Buying a 715P myself smigr
>>62824197rape?
>>62824195My two best friends are Korean. Korean women are insane. They are either the most loving women imaginable that want to raise a family of six kids for you and go to Church.Or they are genocidal turbo feminist maniacs that hate you. There is no in between
>>62824197Did Bibi Lost?I thought his opponents were MORE Bibi than Bibi.
>>62824189probably too used to your hand. gotta stop jerking off and let your body reset for 2 weeks before your next hooker.
>>62824197yeah
>HOOD>Robinhood Gold subscribers reached a record 5.2 million (up 34% year-over-year).>Platform assets rose 19% to $396 billion> Reached a record $1.4 billion, up 12% compared to the same period last year.I bought the dip
>>62824200No, she was a 55 yr old white woman who claimed to be 25 in her ad. When I brought it up to her in person she said “well you’re no looker yourself” and I felt that she meant it.
>>62824184You think tomorrow will be bad for semis? Cause... SKHY is gonna do the same as the others you brought up and that will trigger a chain reaction or some such? What a noger market.
Teradyne missed ! Panic !
>>62824221SIX SEVEEEEN
>>62824215Kek that's fucking hilarious I haven't had such a heart laugh in a while thank you for service you ugly limp dick bastard
So I've been reading this interview transcript of some guy named George Seay, founder and chairman of Annandale Capital.He basically says to go for MSFT as a hold forever stock, over AAPL (which he doesn't like) and AMZN and that you should bet on hyperscalers, although MSFT is a bit expensive right now.He also says bet on MU since it's oversold, cyclical fud is crap until 2028 and the buyback might push it to 2x from here.CVX and XOM are too diversified so go for Nat. gas (nat. gas anon vindicated).The war on Iran is far from over, in fact it's just the 1st quarter, and if oil touches 150, which is a very real threat, that's when you should sell all your energy stocks and double down on hyperscalers etc.Fed might be cutting rates in 2027, real estate will be back so invest in HD as it's a blue chip.What do you smiggas think?
>>62824218SOXL dumped 15% on the last Hynix earnings.
>>62824204Based, tbqh with FOMC tomorrow the volatility will temporarily see puts and calls in profit during the swings. QQQ could easily jump to high 720's but I don't see it breaking 730 heavy sell wall tomorrow. So take profits when you have them is my jist, I took profits on 0DTE 712P 710P then got gweedy and cocky and loaded up more at 720 and kept loading up and got a little bit wrekt. Oh well, you smig and you learn. I still think we bounce higher over the next week or 2 and have some of my 725C 730C contracts that expire Friday. But I think we go lower after CPI 10th November. Bottom late November and retard rally till March.
>baThat's a new 52 week low. Getting close to buy territory again methinks
>>62824215You should have just walked out the door lol
>>62824218You know anon, you will never find the number 4 at a baccarat table cause its considered bad luck & you are not supposed to say the number 7 at a craps table. Can you guess why?
>>62823979making me jealous babe -_-'but it's clear you're starving for touch.
>>62824205Are these real proportions of a Barbie? This is what little girls played with?
Just sold all my tech stocks, hope you guys are ready for the rugpull.
>>62824226i think i'll stick with sso
what will the fed do tomorrow
>>62824233Not the babe but if you want I can give you my paypall and you can pay my rent.
>>62824213Still buying the dip lmfao!HOOD goes up when the market goes up, the market is flat so HOOD will crab bleed.But HOOD will moon December - March.
>>62824234Uh yeah? Do you date fatties? >>62824221Why... Did you buy that
>>62824240Voices of b my head say supportive rate hike
>>62824236Kek, thanks.
MACACO
>>62824207huh, guess I'm going to korea then
>>62824226Coincidentally I've sold my XOM today and been slowly averaging into REITs expecting rate cuts as well.
>>62824232>you will never find the number 4 at a baccarat table No wonder the Indians thought it would be secure.
>>62824218Samsung had the best quarter in human history and dumped fuggin hard. In a good market, bad news results in a pump. In a bad market, good news/results get sold off, hard.We are in a bad market and will be for the next few weeks at a minimum. This was a fake bottom, but I don't believe the dead cat bounce has topped yet.
>>62824241i won't subsidize that lifestyle for you. but you can live with me rent free and my hands would be gripping the back of your head constantly.
>>62824232I like betting the 7. I throw my money on the table and say give me the any 7, and if someone has a problem with me betting on the seven, fuck them, they don't know shit, 7 has the most chances of coming in, and they can fuck off.
>>62824184tomorrow is gonna rip, turnaround Tuesday!
>>62824242its at 3 month lows now I dunno why I wouldn't buy resistance line when its a fake and gay dump
>>62824258You retard it's not even near a resistance
>>62824244No but it’s one of the holdings in Soxx and when one semi stock tanks they all do
>>62824197Nyes
>>62824252>No wonder the Indians thought it would be secure.Qrd?
>>62824197Gold and silver will moon also
>>62824257Yeah, we've got 8 days until California crashes the market with their wealth tax, and I don't even want to profit off of the move because then I'm going to have to pay taxes too.
>>62824263>QrdIndians are as lazy as they are retarded.
>>62824258HOOD is good at $70, a steal at $60.
>>62824240>nothingis heavily priced in, so if they do>somethingeverything is going to freak the fuck out.
>>62824226sounds about right
the pe ratio is too damn high
>>62824268Interesting.. so we should short all Indian tech stock?And if someone doesn't know 4 is considered bad because it sounds like "death" in chinese. Apparently.
>>62824278
Buying so much hood tomorrow thanks baggies
>>62824268i love you darling. and it's never too late. i'll make you so happy. sorry about that comment but i want you so much.
>>62824270The poomp will have to come from somewhere else. But it wont come from AI stocks. >TER miss >STX missThe market isn't getting optimistic about AI supplier earnings
>>62824283That's not her bro. She's here with me. She'd say hi but she can't talk when her mouth is full.
I'm fucking babe
Wheres my future gf rn???
>>62824389GF down 10% YTD. Not looking good
I'm just starting to get into this shit and it honestly feels like pic related.
>>62824428Buy high, sell low, come back here and lie, ezpz
super el nino is bearish for LNG
>>62824428some autist should be able to tell us what plane this isI thnk it's a Soviet plane but I don't know shit
>>62824443Looks like a n SR-71 Blackbird, actually. Its the distinctive inverted V shape cockpit, plus that vertical stack of instruments in the middle is really unmistakable.
>>62824443you can tell if its a soviet plane or not simply by seeing if the cockpit is colored in the distinctive green paint or not
>>62824473why do they do that with turquoise paint?they think it makes it easier for the pilot to see the controls or something?
>>62824480apparently its to combat eye fatigue and make the pilot calmer.When you're staring out the bright sky its much easier for the eye to transition from looking at the instruments to the sky and back as opposed to if the panels were black like they are in american planes.its that or someone in the party had shares in the teal paint factory and convinced the military to buy as much of said paint as possible
>>62824480https://migflug.com/afterburner/mig-21-cockpit-color-turquoise-green/Its never really been nailed down, but various sources cite eye strain relief and calming effects.
>>62824500I can see how it's easier on the eyesand easier to see.I'd definitely prefer to use controls with turquoise around them, than everything is the same shade of black and blends together
>>62824443not today, glowie
We need to start laying off, like 2 million white collar workers to get startedthat would make the AI trade do an absolute melt up and we'd make so much money.2 million now, 5 million layoffs over the net year,20 million layoffs planned in the next 5 years.50 million layoffs planned for the next 10 yearsthat's like 100 trillion dollars in labour savingsthat's more than the value of the entire stock marketthose cost savings would go straight into our pockets
>>62824616and by the way,it either thisor legacy companies get outcompeted by AI native startups
Thinking about going long on publicly traded senior and dementia care, since 80+yos are expected to double pretty quickly.Is this retarded?
>>62824627health sector has been ripping for this reason, may be priced in may be early idk
bros I had a PSL from SBUX and it was actually pretty good
>>62824627Senior care is one of the only industries that’s safe from AI because past a certain age people become allergic to new technology. Risky business though with the cost of medicine and how litigation-happy people are these days. Personally I’m more into senior accommodation REITS
>WDC dropped to 372SOLDAT381FUCKINGGODS
scott bessent's bussy is open for business
UNITED AMERICANOS! UNITED AMERICANOS! UNITED AMERICANOS! SIEG HEIL GAVIN NEWSOM/
It's it crazy how what Ray Kurweil predicted it coming true?I remember reading his book around 2006 and thinking it was basically science fiction that won't happen in my life time.And here it is happening now. And most people don't even care.Only like one out of ten people are tuned in and that's being very generous.