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>be my dad
>work in construction in ghetto shit areas his whole life
>be me
>31 year old fat NEET doing online degree and making ~$300/mo drawing furry porn
>dad says he has a friend that quit the jobsite like a decade ago and just daytrades, makes 6 figures off it
>puts me in touch with him
>guy is friendly as fuck but kinda eccentric
>blue collar dude, old school nyc area type, stands really really close to you when talking, intensely friendly and doesnt blink
>OH FUCK YEAH DUDE LEMME SHOW YOU STOCKS ILL GIVE YOU SOME MONEY TO GET YOU IN THE GAME
>gives me a long speech on how stocks work
>zelles me $50 to learn trading, nice asf
>tells me to buy 13 shares of AMC and 10 of Xerox
>DUDE THIS ISNT LIKE BEFORE THAT SHIT BEFORE WAS JUST A GIMMICK, MOVIE THEATRES ARE PACKED, JUST WATCH. AFTER THEIR EARNINGS REPORT THEY'RE GONNA BE WORTH A FORTUNE
>XEROX IS DOING SOME AI SHIT THATS GONNA MAKE EM A LOT OF MONEY TRUST. THEYRE ABOUT TO SKYROCKET. THIS AI COPY PRINTING SHIT IS THE FUTURE
(im paraphrasing)
>start reading about stocks
>find out almost neither of those things are even mathematically possible and both companies are fucked
>try debating him (politely) on it telling him i dont think that's going to happen
.>TRUST ME BRO
>offer reasonable arguments back
>keeps insisting to just trust

am i just a young retarded faggot or is he cooking? apparently this guy does make a living off of this, i think like somewhere around 200k/yr unless hes lying and just sells blow
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>>62824757
Mumina has a pennar?
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>>62824774
Futa
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>>62824757
I love futanari
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Buy signal for xerox and amc
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>>62824774
Depends if we're in a bull or bear market
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>>62824757
>AMC
to be fair streaming fatigue has well and truly set in, maybe kinos will make a comeback with the gen alphas? Would probably make more sense to go watch a movie based on their favorite internet meme and streamer celebs as actorsthen sit through 12 episodes of padded and mandatory diversity added netflix sloppa
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>>62824757
How will the baby look like? Half bull half bear?
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nigga he gave you free money to show you what he is doing. He didn't ask for your opinion. You can share your expectations if he asks but otherwise just fucking do what he says, it's not your 50$, see what happens and then decide if you wanna go down that path.

Shit you guys are fucking spergs I swear to god.
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>>62824757
Never ever ever EVER trust traders that tell you to just “trust” them. If they wont/cant attempt to spell out their reasoning using a shitload of charts and metrics then they are just gamblers shilling hopium(read: copium).
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>>62824815
Also dont listen to this idiot either. Anyone in this space who cant correctly place the $ symbol is a braindead npc follower full stop.
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>>62824757
this guy doesn't know shit and was just lucky if he doesn't even talk about backtesting results from his strategy.
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>>62824806
A crab
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>>62824757
buy it and see if he gave you the money faggot
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>>62824806
Crab and goose
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>>62824757
Both are bad companies don't buy them.
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>>62824791
Nice



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