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10/28/26(Wed)10:56:50 No.62826407

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Anonymous (ID: M5efLrOF) 10/28/26(Wed)10:56:50 No.62826407 Archived

I'm a time-traveler from 80000 years in the future. Bitcoin is still 80k. Bears are all in hibernation, bulls are exclusively farmed for hamburgers. Nothing is left but crab. AI (yes they're still calling it AI 80k years from now) is capable of predicting picoseconds into the future and auto-buys under 80k and auto-sells above 80k. Quantum technology has already been mastered and future timelines can be predicted. I brought a timeline predictor back with me and all the timelines are like this. 80k. All of them. Nothing remains but crab. Make your time.

Anonymous (ID: tEFJOSVb)
10/28/26(Wed)11:00:15 No.62826423

Anonymous (ID: tEFJOSVb) 10/28/26(Wed)11:00:15 No.62826423

>>62826407
I've had a bitcorn since 2020 and I've kept hoping it would protect me from inflation and for some reason it never does

Anonymous (ID: at7f+jSy)
10/28/26(Wed)11:00:58 No.62826425

Anonymous (ID: at7f+jSy) 10/28/26(Wed)11:00:58 No.62826425

>>62826407
>Quantum technology has already been mastered and future timelines can be predicted
Well, at least *something* made me money in the future.

Anonymous (ID: +61x8mh5)
10/28/26(Wed)11:23:14 No.62826507

Anonymous (ID: +61x8mh5) 10/28/26(Wed)11:23:14 No.62826507

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>>62826407
Have crab gfs finally become mandatory?

Anonymous (ID: 2pyi4Qow)
10/28/26(Wed)11:29:26 No.62826534

Anonymous (ID: 2pyi4Qow) 10/28/26(Wed)11:29:26 No.62826534

>>62826407
How's the inflation going?

Anonymous (ID: UphujnD6)
10/28/26(Wed)11:56:22 No.62826610

Anonymous (ID: UphujnD6) 10/28/26(Wed)11:56:22 No.62826610

>>62826407
>mfw the US dollar still exist in 82026 AD
>mfw no face