Mutual funds* editionEducational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/* Unlike Exchange-Traded Funds (ETFs) that trade like regular stocks on a live exchange during market hours, mutual funds only price and trade once per day after the market closes. However, they still utilize the same standard ticker system to facilitate automated trading, tracking, and reporting across the financial industry.>Previous>>62825881
All in on TER
Bros talk me out of GEV LEAP calls
you now remember the metaverse
are we Bart Simpsoning today?
>>62826493If meta wasnt in voo I wouldnt touch zuckerbergs wild bankruptcy-bailout ride
*DING DING DING*THE MARKETS ARE OPEN, TUNE IN!:Sexy brown women stream:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0kcyZpKN8M(Straight) men only stream:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBBqfJ6gJUI
>>62826476Why now though, the whole sector is imploding after the midterms.
Not a fan of this time change, normally incelwalk for the first hour after market open so I don’t rush into anything but it feels weird doing it so early and I tend to forget Get those clocks sorted NOW
>>62826506Clocks will do the needful on 1st of November.
>>62826500Fuck off
trimmed some MU, i was getting dizzy at these prices
>>62826500fuck off shill
>>62826524
I have a hemorrhoid and I can really feel it n these days when there's a lot of uncertainty in the markets. Just applied a cream and it feels good desu.
I have an interview soon from when I applied to a couple of jobs on Sunday because I felt so demoralized by my portfolio. But my portfolio stopped bleeding. I was just meming about the job.
>>62826536A sign for what google and msft earnings will do (cream for our bussys I mean, not more bleeding)
>UPDOWN>UPDOWN>UPDOWN>UPDOWN>UPDOWN>UPDOWN>UPDOWN>UPDOWNWTF IS GOING ON NIGGER
>GRMN
>>62826547With a job you can invest any wages you want he said to himself out luod
>PRIMEHoly fuck
What the FUCK is going on
Well now I'm sure somebody is watching my anonymous Hood account. SPX is just gradually going up and the moment I opened my buy calls window, the option price hesitated like it was about to jump up, then fell 15%.
https://flickr.com/photos/yuria/ if you need to increase your heartbeat rate for whatever reasonAlso I declare bobo dead. Some volatility today and then we go up.
>>62826554Go back to your country!
I'm crazy green today thanks to Stellantis +15%
>WTI
>>62826558I don't know but we are about to find out
>>62826584the czech republic and germany are big homoi'm 3 generations deep here i'm not leaving
>silver baggies
the Mogambo Guru
>>62826493You now remember Google Stadia
Bitcoin is getting fucked!
heh, I've smoked enough of this recreational marijuana that i'm now an Elite member of the dispensary and get 5% of all my orders back as credit for future orders.
>New in Claude for Legal: a gallery of ready-made artifacts for contract review, regulatory horizon scans, cite checks, and more.>Start from the built-in example, add your own documents and connectors, and share it with anyone across the business.niggers about to be put in prison by Claude
>StellantisGood call on the anon that shilled it a few days ago. It's indeed a cheapie and worth buying at these levels, still is even with today's mega pump, but I can't help to see the global depression coming right around the corner.And it won't go out of this unscathed.
My SKHY is still pumping, I sold my SKHX way too early, and my SPCX is already up>>62826614Embarassing
>>62826621Marijuana is love. Marijuana is life.
>>62826625holy fucking cringe
>>62826614Gross
>He didn't buy GRRRlollmaogit gud smiggaz
>>62826634show us your cost basis anon
I pay for stuff I like! I do this on the stock market too! Don't send me to jail!
>>62826625I stopped smoking weed and after 2-3 weeks of suffering I’m glad I did.
I have a bunch of 8gb ramsticks, should I get rid of them they're selling for like 120 bucks each or something.
>>62826640I stopped smoking weed and after 8-9 years of suffering I'm glad I started again.
Bank of Canada did what they said they'd do after all, and now it looks like CAD will not be breaking a new low anytime soon. Sell Canadian dollars was, in fact, nigger advice after all. Made $20 and reversed my position at today's low.
>>62826638no :3
>>62826547I applied to some dogshit temp job that ends in a week and the HR lady is being a total fucking retard and not responding to my textsI also don't really want it, but I do want the money, but I hate HR ladies and kind of wish I was dead or rich
>>62826619usually when dogshit like stellantis and Wendy's is pumping 15% you are supposed to get the fuck out but I believe "this time is different"
>>62826642Smigstrodamus hates learning about the faggler because you are like the bizzarro version of me, except you are a massive lame baggot.
If I was chairman of the federal reserve I would make the big shows theme my entrance music at each FOMC>WEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL>WELL ITS THE BIG SHOOOOOOOOW
>stla good>check the fundamentals>it's shitSomething about this general is the autistic obsession with fundamentals like "does it actually make money" for some stocks and the 0 IQ "yolo, reddit is squeezing this to the moon" for some others/>>62826634And this stupid faggot
>>62826643Great, now my mortgage is going to go up. Good thing I was already thinking about raising the rent for my basement wagies.
lmao oil doubters
>>62826662If I was chairman I would lower interest rates to 0%
Why is my favourite neocloud stock (SPCX) down?
so why is oil still pumping if the hormussy is open
>>62826668Imagine not buying oil now when we are guaranteed to gigaskyrocket after midterms when orange retard no longer has anything to lose and thus no reason to taco
>>62826643I told you anon but you didn't listen. The economy here is collapsing anyways because of the over saturated/expensive housing market and the fact that no new fresh meat is coming here anymore to get rinsed. The tariffs by the orange nigger are also fucking Canada.
>>62826674As refineries are rebuilt and restored, processing capacity will increase, driving up crude oil demand.
Coca cola is up 0.75%
>>62826678I fucking hate this country
Keep calm and hodl MU. Waiting for a tasty dip within the next two (2) weeks.
>>62826666My basement wagies won't be here for long cause their permits are expiring and I can't find new ones..
>>62826674>hormussyto tight
>>62826678I think you guys should import 500k more indians
>>62826683if you think its going down why wouldn't you sell it
>>62826678> The tariffs by the orange nigger are also fucking Canada.I thought Canada was a sovereign country.
Holy crabbing
>>62826666how much is rent for a basement these days?
>>62826686My friend, things are so bad that even indians don't wanna come here anymore.
>>62826664STLA is going to do a 200% this year even with a complete market crash.
>>62826684Quit housing scab labour and get some decent White people in there.
This general reads like if r9k finally rented a hooker and failed to realize its not the virginity holding them back sometimes.
>>62826662>>62826670If I was chairman I would spend every cent in the federal reserve on hookers and coke
>>62826691I charge $1k flat because I can only take cash, it would be more like $1500 otherwise.
>>62826606i expect more ATM offeringsits a good idea considering the banks are being stingythey can just buy then back later
>>62826687Because I'm not a god. Regardless, I'm just gonna accoooooomoolate until 2028 or even further beyond.
FOMC should be a complete nothingburger right?
>>62826674inventories are still fucked la; in fact the markets are basically pricing in zero risk and brent at 110 is just from the accumulated loss of ~2 billion barrels of crude. if war resumes and iran/US blows shit up again the risk will send oil to 150 easily.
>>62826703Yeah, it's the happenings after midterms that'll trigger a dump, IF they happen.
>>62826695>White peopleThe rich ones prefer living in Condos or apartments downtown. The poor ones usually live with their parents. White people don't rent basements anon. I could find a Jamaican or something or some other African refugee that they imported but I'd rather kill myself than regularly talk to those people.
>>62826705>chlamydiamaxxing
>>62826705Qrd on the image?
>>62826707Collect applications m8, I guarantee there's someone who wants the place assuming that you're not ripping them off on rent.
>>62826706Nothing will happen anywhere until at least June of next year. There's literally no point in striking Iran right now until they actually have someone that has the power to surrender to us. Bombing some random missiles sites or infrastructure doesn't actually change anything.
>>62826665
>>62826715>nigger pumps 20% in a week>why did you sell
>>62826714Anon, the supreme-retard-in-chief of the US has warned A-rabs about the next round of strikes happening right after midterms. What you're saying makes sense, the H.G.N.I.C. (Head Gorilla Nigger In Charge) is anything but logic-driven at this point. The guy's izzat maxxing, if I'm gonna use the youth's parance.
How do I become rich investing 20k bucks?
Come on spy just die already
Are hedge funds really shorting the Nasdaq or is that just a rumor>atenshin grabin osaker>posted it again award
>>62826714
>>62826721Put it in XRP
>>62826718yea that was hedgefundsanyway so 20% is your cut off in general?will you buy back in?
Everything is so fucking slow today as we wait for the fucker Darsh to crash the markets with another hike
how do i buy puts on the city of Philadelphia?
>>62826725>Invest in a greater fool assetLol lmao even
>>6282672311.3% of Paul singers portfolio at Elliot investment management is QQQ putshttps://fintel.io/i/elliott-investment-management-l-p
>>62826723>are hedge funds hedging?
>>62826732Philadelphia used to be cool. They drafted the constitution and wrote a letter telling King George to fuck off, but something happened after they filmed Rocky and now that place is a fucking shit hole.
>>62826729I mean, we already know they are gonna maintain rate with a hawkish signal. If its all priced in it shouldn't move the stocks.
holy mega crab
>>62826739Always assume stupid
>crabMy shit's been climbing up all day, skill issue
mmm I don't feel like working today, I think I will shitpost in /smg/ for the next 6 hours
>>62826748Puts are, more often than not, just a hedge against heavily leveraged positions. True bearish purchases tend to be in the form of shorts or credit default swaps.
>>62826751Some people here are index cucks anon.
>>62826732>Housing prices are too high in our financially distressed city full of poverty, to get around this we'll give the poor city backed mortgages to buy our inflated real estate that isn't even worth repairing and leave the retards holding the bagUnironically based.
>>62826705so yorue from eastern yurp? intradasting
>>62826762WE JUZ NEED MORE MONEY FOR DEM PROGRAMS
>>62826714You should tell that to orange nigger, he seems to think just another week of cope strikes will make Iran surrender for sure this time and not just result in further economic oblivion as American interests in the GCC get blown up
>>62826757Thanks. I barely know anything about options as of yet so Im just unfamiliar.
>>62826764No, I AM America!
>>62826762I live on the other side of the bridge and I am going to buy blocks of apartments when this is over.
>>62826732is we getting free cheesesteaks?
Jeet means handsome btw.
>>62826744
>>62826770To gain a bit of insight on the utilization of options as a hedging tool, educate yourself on the subject of "options spreads".
I predict a big rotation out of bonds when federal reserve janny minutes come out. Digits will confirm
>>62826762developers buy it all up all the cheap properties or hire intermediaries/le regular citizens to buy it for them then the developers le buy it off them for cheaper then they blow up everything and build another data center on topABSWOLEUTLY GENIUS
>>62826790>build a datacenterbest I can do is start construction and never hook power up. you can store your memory sticks in unpacked boxes inside the building with no power and claim them as appreciating assets on your next quarterly report
>>62826790Philly zoning laws won't allow that retard.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
My GGLL doin' a little sumtin
>>62826762real subsidizing of overpriced real estate for insolvent retards have never been tried
NEWS JUST HAPPENED
Oh fuck off spy
>ahemSKHineY
Remember when Michael Jackson turned white?
Aragchi opened his mouth and stopped out my spy put
decision is in 1 hour right?
>>62826822remember that guy that posted his short volatility bot that was doing well then the markets got volatile and he hasn't posted it in over a week?
>>62826801philly will shut the fuck up and take the money
>>62826119>>>62826119Vased
>>62826825Yes
>>62826790>Le datacenters Lmao. Seething libtard detected.From a purely evil perspective, you don't need to have your dumb luddie meltdown attached. The mechanics are already funny enough>The city of Philadelphia is so fucking bad at raising money that they're willing to take creditors the bank won't even touch to take out 6.5% 30 year mortgages with 3% down>The gamble for the city is that these retards will actually pay it off and long term interest rates go down over those 30 years but these retards will never refinance and keep paying the 6.5% rate over the full 30 years>Real estate holders can unload their bags on these same retards who view this as a "deal" for themI don't actually see this actually being implemented though. Surely someone in Philadelphia will realize this is not a good plan lmao. And that's before getting into the fact that anyone who can only put down 3% is also not going to be able to afford any repairs.
>>62826827You're right, those retard will even vote in favor of it
Your opinion on reddit stock? it has rarely been this low, it is usually bouncing between $140-$160. Earnings tomorrow.
>>62826827What's /smg/'s preferred cigarette for trading?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc21PlNtthU
>>62826833Im le bullish
>>628268251h30https://www.federalreserve.gov/live-broadcast.htm
>>62826835Dunhill. I'm American.
>>62826835PARLAMENTOSTYLISHU BRU
Each time Iran says>We won't give up>but we give diplomacy a chancethe market thinks it's bullishdespite them making clear they won't give up
>higher tobin taxthank you government...
I’ll probably his 7 figures before I find love
>>62826844This time next week kinetic action will be back on the menu, and we'll have boots on the ground in time for Thanksgiving boss.
>>62826830your detector is brokeni dont give a shit about data centers or where they are builti just like speculating using my specific and obscure esoteric knowledge as a basisit's like psychometry
muh memri stonks doin' a lil sumsum>anon is posting undercover editionlowkirkenuinely 'preciate it lil bros
Ya, I knew it was a TLT/TMF month>>62826839I do that with my foreskin, sometimes.
I'm low T with sleep apnea. Is /r/eddit a good stock for me?
>>62826856Same bro. We are the lucky ones.
>>62826833Don't invest in fucking Reddit, have some goddamn dignity smigger
>stock market hasn't gone up in 4 hours
Should I slurp HOOD at these levels?
>>62826863i like reddit and see people on 4chan talking about it more and more. i am not sure if i should go in now or wait a little; with the midterms, next quarter will probably have higher revenues.
>>62826693I believe it but only because it's a piece of shit with negative earnings that should be worth less than it is and that tends to be thekind of actual dogshit that pumps 1000% for no reason.
>>62826865full port
>>62826683>a tasty dipWas literally the last 2 weeksThis board always starts trying to will stocks to drop, after a drop, because they pumped 10% from the lows but they didn't buyed and now regret it.
>>62826856I don't know why people are saying long bonds have been bullish. It looks like a fairly tight range to me the last month, which already looks like it's selling again
>>62826857No, that's a set it and forget it stock, since you're not going to be sleeping you can afford to purchase something that has higher volatility, XXII is something for people who never sleep.
I miss JPow like you wouldn't fucking believe bros.
>>62826732Short Comcast. They are the kings of Philly.
looks like the insiders got the leak. surprise hike today.
how is everyone else voting
>>62826874>long bonds
Big oil earnings Friday morning. All time high share prices.
>>62826882I fucking hate trump
AhahahahahhahahahaCrash, crash, CRASH AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Hold the bag and DIEEEEEEE15+ year bottom in 2027 AHAHAHAHA
>>62826894your portfolio will lose 1% a day for the next 5 years
>KO upWe will be going down.
>>62826897Took it all out so that I can buy the bottom next year, HAHAHA, HAVE FUN HOLDING THE BAG
>>62826864that wetback really fell off
>>62826887you forgot 2.
Bears really are retarded subhumans
fed says some dumb shitsilver and gold explode upwardstime to buy and go long is now retards
>>62826909this niggers bags are MASSIVE
>>62826894Wow, must be a bloodbath in the market today, let's check...>S&P500 0.08% in the greenDo bears just no longer understand what the word "crash" means?
>>62826891Trump is America's only hope.
>>62826915lol
>>62826886Are you implying that was exit pump?
Tempted to play rddt earnings, buy calls. Let's see how much karma this posts gets, that will decide.
>>62826915kek
>>62826897It literally can't lose 1% for more than 100 days you fucking retard it's basic arithmetic
>>62826925I've been holding TTWO for a month and it loses 1% every day. I bought more today
Harvested some profit to free up cashShould I have not sold any of my xom? I miss it already.
>>62826917>>62826923I'm not joking. If not Trump, then who?
>>62826929Well if you keep buying on the way down that changes the math
>>62826934Stellantis and Wingstop agentic AI
>>62826934There is another....
>>62826920No just that stocks and shiny rocks started selling off and bonds started catching a bid
>>62826934definitely not the fat retard that got scammed by ai.
>>62826934Literally anyone who actually is America first and not an Israeli puppet
are we going up or down
>>62826937I will invest in super intelligence, but artificial intelligence is a giant scam.
>>62826946Probably both
>>62826948SI sounds Mexican boss. I thought you guys didn't like mexicans
>>62826946Yes
>>62826937when are we getting AI CEOs?
>>62826945>anyone who actually is America firstThat rules out literally everybody. Democrats all hate America and Republicans are all pro Israel.
>>62826946No
>>62826948It’s actually Supreme Intelligence boss
>>62826951>MexicanIt's actually Modern Roman, don't let them fucking mexicans or european mexicans take anything that is not theirs.
Eh well, I chickened out before FOMC. My daily quest is complete, whatever may come. Got money, fuck it.
>>62826961>inb4 hurr durr Baggie is retarded, they spoke Latin in Rome.No don't even call it Latin, that will get the Latin Americans feeling special and they're not fucking special.
>>62826937AI is trained on the deep knowledge of globalists. Humanity is finished, but I don't care because I see this as our inevitable fate.
>>62826955WHAT IS HE ABOUT TO DO?
Is it me or is /smg/ more retarded that usual today?
>>62826966I finished my daily quest with SKHY but I got a new monthly quest "hold HOOD bags"
>>62826971Consensual sex in the missionary position with all of the lights out under the covers for the purpose of making children.
>>62826955todayhttps://github.com/SenteLabsAI/OpenExecutive
>>62826972Definitely is
>missingoutonthepumpFUCKINGGODS
>>62826972The only issue with your life is money
>>62826972It's me too. Physical bulls leave their bullshit everywhere and physical people deal with it every day and they even have creatures that clean it and eat it right up every day. Time bulls leave completely retarded bullshit all over time and you don't have to deal with it at all if you just never think about time because it's kinda stinky. It's not even clear if there are time critters that clean up that bullshit. I pick my bullshit up when I can at the right time, or move my bullshit over to a different time. I don't bother eating my own bullshit because that just makes more bullshit. I only have a couple pockets to carry a little bullshit around all the time.
>>62826973I just farmed STX. That after close yesterday almost gave me a heart attack. Not sure what tomorrow's lunch is gonna be. FOMC & GDP await.
>>62826882>No JPow>No JeannaJust isn't the same
Ready lads?
HOSANNA\FOREVER
WTFWT?!?!?!?!
>>62826986Everybody with half a brain knows the that the storage part of the AI supplt chain is valuable and its only controlled by like 3 companies, STX, WDC and Toshiha. With Anthropic's IPO coming up and all the other tech companies continuing to spend money on AI compute and hardware. The AI bubble is not poping anytime soon for the supplier companies.
I'M NOT IN THE MARKET AAAAAAAAAAAA
FED UNCHANGED VOTE 10-2
Wow, nothing. Can y'all get back to your jobs?
CALL THE TASK FORCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2yK5eSv1ZE
Rate my day trade today
>News>No changesYou may resume your 5 point crab for the rest of the day.
>>62827000PUSSYKEKINFLATION LMAOOO FUCK IT PRINT NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER CLOWN ECONOMY BULLISH FOR TICKER: EVERYTHING
I told you idiots to sell
>>62827010BUT WE ARE NIGGER PUMPING
>>62827007....????
>>62827010Why sell?
>>62827007+22Awesome, lil bro!
>>62827007Based
>>62827010>>62827014theres literally no change retards
>>62827010>I told you idiots to sell
>>62827007Its all good as long as you had fun gambling.
>>62827009Umm ... OK ...
BASED COOK'>more data please
>>62827024*looks to camera* awkwarrrrd
>>62827028>inflation +1000000%>we need more dataNIGGERS. NIGGERS IN PARIS
I DENOUNCE THE DONALD TRUMP
I would trade half of my shares in random bullshit accumulated over my life for a Latina haram
what good ticker to buy :(
ttwo... no...
Why is everyone selling off their ServiceNow before earnings today? Do they know something I don’t? Or are they just cowards
>>62827028Is this foreplay that they are done raising?
>>62827032She voted to hike
>>62827039theyre dumping them to buy more goog and amzn
>>62827039Service now has never existed. It was a meme we pretended to go along with to trick people like you into buying it! There was never any company behind that ticker. Look at the ceo, you thought that guy was real? KEK
>>62826493She's cute.>>6282667630% odds of boots on the ground.
>>62827047this
>>62827047that nigger definitely IS NOT REAL
>>62826682Than go?
Quite muted reaction on the Q's. I don't like it.
Low volume.
BUY TTWO NOWIT'S GOOD FOR YOU
I bought O today since they aren't hiking rates REITs should be fine for the short term. Record date for divvy is oct 30th
>>62827056Can't. I abide by a strict 1 trade per day policy in order to maintain my sanity and not get Jewed. My attention span has been severely attrited over the years. It's the best I can do. But do sell me the story. They make games or some shit?
>>62827059I might get more if I can get a yield over 6% again
lmao, old datacenter parts on ebay
>>62827062Oh no no no
>>62827056Not gonna, I don't like the premise of the game and the fact that Lucia's pussy is not anatomically accurate.
>>62827062/smg/ should get together and buy it
>Fed Holds Rates, Says More Data Will Help Next DecisionLMAOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62826874That premium dip just caught us all off gaurd. Nobody saw that comming and it changed everything.
>>62827062Why would someone want a used data center when they can just builld a newer better one?
>>62827060They're behind GTA 6. Its online mode will probably get heavily monetized like GTA 5 and there's gonna be armies of niggers swiping their cards for fake ingame dollars. That's if the game is received well, of course.You might wanna ask an AI about how gamedev stocks act before and after releases on average though. You don't wanna be bagholding.
>>62827062Can /smg/ buy this if we pooled together all our money?
Priced in
>>62827071It's Trudeau
>>62827070>Can /smg/ buy this if we pooled together all our money?nah, but maybe we would be afford a couple rolls of toilet paper
>>62827056I don't buy meme stocks.
>buy stock>next week it goes down>sell stock>next week it goes up
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>>62827077The secret is to just not sell. If the fundamentals are sound a bag can be held indefinitely.
>>62827077martingale
>>62827079WTFWT
>>62827077
>>62827062>42.64 usd/gb decent price just for the ram scrap the rest
So what horse did you put your money on guys? Amazon? Apple? Google? Or Microsoft?I know all of them can have a good earnings reaction (unlikely), but one is probably gonna do better than the others. Which one do you think that is? I have a position in Amazon rn.
>>62827028I WILL ACCOOOMOLATE MORE INFORMATION
where the fuck is smigstrodamus he loves calling out this type of shitthe only day he should be here hes notfucking its so joever look at that selloffwere gonna take a fucking rancid shit harder than poojeet patel after hes had some extra spicy curry wtf
>>62827092how unfortunately fortunate that tomorrow is PCE. Then he'll have more of it
>>62827079Jews are buying. bullish
>>62827091Google, and Im down 12% since.
how do i 100x with no risk, thank you for answers
>>62827091I sold my Google, Amazon and SpaceX before the big dump and already allocated elsewhere, so nothing to slurp them with. That being said I'd probably buy GOOGL if I had the funds.
Speech in 4 minutes
>>62827098suck 100 dicks for 1 dollar each
>>62827049I still doubt boots will happen not just because it’s logistically impossible but because trumps ego will not allow the possibility of Iran posting drone FPV footage of burgers getting blown up, he’ll get lynched
They're only holding rates steady cause of midterms. Everyone knows they need to go up more.
>>62827098all in boss
>>62827069I see. I don't follow GTA or game releases. But I did hear a lot about it. The algo keeps recommending me shit about it all the time too. There might be something to this worth researching, but I'd buy only into the hype train when it starts on the live market and not before. And I'd sell it the same day too. Not sure what moves this stock makes or what to expect from the release. When's the game coming out anyway? >>62827077That's why you sell on the same day if you don't have the patience to long it, dummy. Don't fight your nature. Accept it. Are you the patient kind or are you impulsive? Maybe somewhere in between? Fighting your nature will only frustrate you and net you losses. I have the patience of a hyperactive ADHD 5 year old. I cannot long for shit. It drives me insane. Well, aside from my passive ETF I give no fucks about.
Everything is pretty quiet
>ORCXFUCKINGGODS
>>62827098Buy brent oil CFDs on leverage when news of a real peace deal hit. It will take a week for it to actually go down to $80 and you can cash in on that. It's what I did during the first MoU (this is terrible financial advice by the way).
bah gawd that's kevins music
>>62827097>>62827099>GOOGLWhy though? They have been crabbing around the same price since their last earnings, which dropped their price pretty hard. Also their AI sucks and their capex for the development of said AI was what made everyone sell.
BUDDY CHECK ORACLE COMPUTER
>>62827028LET HER COOK
SQUARELY FOCUSED
>>62827115OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT
Ns and Js
Finally done bag holding this piece of shit
>>62827102I was 50/50, Im down to 30%. Its a real market possibility though. Plus under a competent administration I think it be the right thing to do but damn can Blumpf fumble victory just like he overturns certian defeat.
>>628271233 years for 13 dollars lmaoooo
>>62827069>Its online mode will probably get heavily monetizedHowever many months from now that may be.I'll be buying TTWO after launch, once gaymers are past the honeymoon period, the hype dies down, and the lackluster launch sales are known. $200 for a video game developer is absurd.
GOOD DAY
>>62827123Happy for you, anon! Good luck with your next trade. Remember, buy low. Don't chase the green!
>>62827123>outperformed by a savings accountkek
>>62827007Perhaps purchase a nice pack of cigarettes (with a small loan from Klarna) as a treat.
>>62827123enjoy your early retirement
>>62827127I'm buying an ice cream
>>62827115What happened
Interrogating reality!
The ceo of oil found dead
>>62827115Qrd? What happen? Why so green?
looking out the window
>I just said all that stuff based on information, that thigns are better, except inflation, but I need more information
>>62827123Tell us the ticker anon
kev
I'm so angry memory is pamping so much.
>>62827141SHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Don't tell the market!
WTFWT
and we're back
What's going on with my NBIS
>>62826442good day
I'm back to 0% cash all bullshit that's going to nigger pump.KEVIN IS A FAGGOT
thanks for the price stability nigga
>>62827139fed
Inflation expectations are totally anchored
INFLATION IS TOO HIGH
>>62827152Delayed reaction to FOMC. All clear. Markets green. GIGAPUMP TO THE MOON!
>>62827156I looked it up, I thought it was because of their investor event..
MISTER KEVINPUNCH ME IN THE DICKMAKE IT FUCKING BLEEDPLEASE
>>62827145SBUXI don't even like their coffee
Oh shit, they're changing the rules. I hate change so much.
>>62827114Google AI is the best according to insiders, and they gave us a peak of it with Argon that took the lead. Gemini sucks, but its also costs 1/1000 what anthropic does. So they are the only money printer and they care about costs.Still Im down so you are right, it was a bad buy. I kind of want to sell at a loss just becuase of the massive marketcap.Go into IONQ. If Im going to hold 100k long term might as well be in a 13B marketcap.
CASHNADO ALERT
the fed is so fake and gay kek
Why did ORCL just niggerpump?
this nigger pump was promised to us over 3000 years ago
>>62827106Gamedev stocks used to act like shitcoins and some of them still do. They'd multibag before release and then immediately dump. Look at CD Projekt in 2020, that spike is Cyberpunk 2077.Anyways, GTA 6 comes out November 19, but I doubt it will move a whole lot. Release is likely priced in and everyone will play around the long-term microtransactions.
sneedisk doing sneedisk things>$1,400 incomingCAN WE HIT IT CHAT
KEVERRINNNNN TAHNK YOUOUOU
>>62827165Hey, atleast now you can afford to buy a cup of coffee from them with your gains :)
Loading up on SOXS soon.
what the fuck is this guy even trying to say?
>>62827184Load up at 30?
>>62827171> its also costs 1/1000 what anthropic does.So how does google have negative cash flow ?
FRAMEWORK
>>62827154Hahahahahahhahaha
>>62827176>>62827177
>>62827160In no universe was Kevin going to fuck Trump a week before the election. Only reason the last raise happened was bond rates forced their hands. I think it was 80% flat on kalishi.Bet hes free to be a good fed chair now though, his political obligations to get the job are paid. My two cents.
>Wake up to sound of neighbor getting food delivery>Deliverygirl: "Enjoy your Chick-fil-A breakfast!"Do goyim really
>>62827176News dropped. https://x.com/DeItaone/status/2115511712191246769
>>62827126A competent administration wouldn’t have started this war to begin with. Again, a ground invasion is impossible for so many reasons. There is nowhere viable to invade from, Iran is massive, Iran has infinite drones to bombard any burger formation without end, etc
>>62827188You know it.
ORACLE INSIDER TRADING GET IN
>>62827194That was really sweet of her
>we need more data to determine if inflation is real or trans>*buys SOXL with a credit card*
>>62827184I loaded to early :(
you dial the centrifugal cyclei think the soil setting is rightkevwarsh my sins away
>>62827202Tell me about it buddy
>the thing that was priced in happened>pump
these guys are having too much fun
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>>62827206BUY THE RUMOR BUY THE NEWS
>>62827189The token costs of Gemini are 1/1000 the cost. The AI reaserch for its in-house program / Argon are through the roof.Im litterally going of podcasters saying I know a guy who knows a guy so it could be complete bullshit, but supposedly they have something unreal behind the scenes.
>>62827198Too late to get in now. The pump already happened. It's selling time. This news isn't pushing it above 150 or 160. No fucking way.
holy shit he's talking less than Powell but he also says less
Trump is such a retarded tranny faggot, that fucking pig nigger needs to fuck off already.
>>62827171Their models don't even compare to anthropic or OpenAI's models. Just look at the flash model that they use on their search, it sucks so bad that it made me quite using google search. Google has a lot of other things going for them, like their TPUs and ofcourse their moat is massive. They don't really need to compete in AI space but they choose to do so anyways and they are spending a stupid amount of money on it with nothing to show for it, yet. On your costing less argument, there are way better smaller opensource models out their which can do the job way better than gemini, for institutional use there are smaller companies like Mistral, which are cheaper and better for the flash use case.
>>62826929Thats not how percentages work anon. You also think that if you lose 15 percent and then gain 15 percent you end up at the same number right?
>>62827196I think we have argued this to death. I think Iran would be easy, 4k deaths max. Populace hates Ayotolla, goat fucking loyalists are in regions they can easily ignore, America has stomped every obstacle before with worse tech. As long as they dont repeat the mistakes of last time and offer real million multi dollar payout exit ramps with pardons for the generals it wouldnt be a forever war.Doesn't matter though, We both agree its 30% or lower, and that Trumps a joke. I just have more of the spirit of Alexander in me and dont fear poverty sand people.
>>62827186(((Kevin))) Is cancer. Poison.
>>62827123Free at last FREE AT LAST
