dare to buy the Google crash>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/Previous>>62827719
NIGGERS
Shan't be buying the GOOG/L
>GOOG
damn bros thinking about slurping up some Klarna
Thank you for the new thread. :3How koreans are going to react to googl? they are known for being panic sellers...
>lostallmymoneytodayFUCKINGGODS
Oh my vishnu goog is stabilizing my bastards
>>62828163What's the ideal slurping number?
we're back
I slurped at 287.8, I aint missing this dip bros!
>>62828165are they down as well?
These dalit benchods the google is run by a fellow bharatian!
>>62828175*snorts*
>>62828176>buying during after hoursIts going to go down another 10% tomorrow....
There's a vishnu in the search engine
>>62828176Same, only a small amount though, incase dip at.open tomorrow. WAGMI
>>62828165It do be acting a bit Wyckoffian. A pump isn't out of the question, especially on good news. They seem to be expanding all the time, recently got added as an option to carparts.com. I'm holding.
>FTNT
Ok fuck it, catching that goog knife
>>62828188I dont knowlending money to poor people seems like a retarded business to me
>>62828182>>62828185I put all savings on this dip! I love playing the stock market!
>>6282819120% growth on that valuation? Yeah no surprise.
Most of you will not make it
Was lite shilled before aftermarket today?Did I just muss it?
>>62828193Are the loans secured in any way? Are they even loans in the traditional sense? How does this fuckery work?
so is INTC going to pop the bubble even more tomorrow
>>62828155So Warsh was dovish today?
>>62828179>>62828184Explains a lot
We have this op pic like every day
>>62828199good question wasnt intelligence that brought me here
>>62828165lmaoit will be gone in 5 years
>>62828193>lending money to poor people seems like a retarded business to meIt's a pretty good business when you charge a high enough interest rate,
GOOG bros....we got AAAACKed
I bought 20 GOOG leaps at 2500 a piece at an 425 dollar strike expiring September 2027 around the beginning of October. They’re worth like 900 dollars a piece now…
>>62828208Gas wars continue
>>62828193>>62828199Their main source of revenue is merchant fees (54.8%) and only then interest income (25.5%). They make money on consumer service (13.1%) too. If they can't get someone to pay a loan they just sell it to debt collectors (6.6%).
>>62828217Thank you for your service.
>goog, the vaunted "safest" hyperscaler, is getting heemed and about to pop the bubble all by itselfif google is getting raped and gaped what hope do the other AI companies have?
>>62828170>What's the ideal slurping number?whatever the 20 delta strike is on the puts for next fri's expiration, thats what i will be selling tomorrow
>>62828221it’s alright I’ll just ask my broker for a refund. They do that right? Right?
>>62828218rightcrude oil is back at 102noone seems to notice anymore
averaged up on GOOGL today by buying at $290, new average is $199.xxwatch it now shit the bed another couple percent overnight just because i boughted though :c
>futures -1% alreadylel
>>62828163Please God.
why does their AI think stocks are falling AH because of any factor EXCEPT googl? That's what's really annoying.>>62828165what is with you guys and actual garbage stocks.
>>62828220Ohhh, so they fleece retailers who need to offload their garbage. Got it. Nice to see somebody flip the script.
>>62828224>They do that right? Right?Yeah, yeah for sure. It might take a couple months to get all the paperwork done though.
>>62828227Crack spreads are down and that's all that matters. They peaked Sep 23rd.
>>62828194if I made either 3 extra trades in the last 2 years or 3 fewer trades I would be in a way better position than I am right now.
>>62828155i would rather die than buy goog stock
>>62828037Look at Tesla or Spacex anon. Especially Spacex, in today's hype economy companies that can make people dream that they will be hugely profitable someday, those companies can survive for a long time and also increase in value whilst losing money, as long as they continue to "invest" the raised money in infrastructure and such. Again just look at spacex, musk glazers went crazy when the company after several mergers and marketing stunts turned a small "adjusted" profit. You better hope that Anthropic will raise alot of Money and continue to survive because that is the company that has compute and infrastructure obligations till 2028. They are the ones paying your memory and semi companies.
>>62828217>he fell for itshould have read ed zitron newsletter.
>>62828228*hugs and kisses you*
The goog has stabilized, the sell off is done, we pump tomorrow
>>62828227Im surprised its up to much on literally nothing.If anything, sentiment should indicate a down turn. The real test is what happens after midterm elections though.
>>62828200It's literally just the market being irrational, there's no way a .20 difference in revenue matters that much.
>>62828243dont tell me this cute cat is AI
You shits didn't tell me samsung's earnings was tonight. I am really disappointed in you guys.
Goddamn it I was thinking about picking this up but talked myself out of it
>>62828254This is why we need oldfags around because they are historians of what is real and what's not
>>62828220I dont knowmust be a reason why their chart looks like a disaster movie
kek, GOOGL wrecked my gains today. Thanks a lot mr. Pranjesh.
>>62828252They're also taking losses on their investments. So why doesn't the best AI model help them secure good returns? Is AI actually useful?
>>62828257We have seen some shops and can tell by the pixels.
>>62828255Cool, so the bullrun is back on
>>62828262Huh looks like you're a gay retardKeep crying
>>62828269Zzzzzzzzz...
just got home what happened to google they blew all their cash flow on bunk ai crap that will never make money again?
>>62828222unless msft and AMZN earnings are as bad it's a nothingburger signal in terms of bubbles
>>62828256>-actual dogshit- up 10%It's weird how AI fudders will never ever talk about things like this
>>62828256Its a schizo stock. I was in it for a lot of 2026. Its a wild fucking ride. So know your tops and sell when appropriate, tjen enter again.
the stallantis shill was right! it popped 16% today lol
>>62828269>listening to a Swissman>ever
>>62828269he was right because all the people who got fudded out lost more money than they ever had o algo
>>62828273yes
search ads and youtube revenue missed? it's fucking OVER
>>62828277lol, he said it would 6x in a year
>>62828282well ok that's why i disregarded him but we all could have got a quick gain today
Listening in to the FONC call, it sounds like the other committee members are increasingly concerned about the AI bubble, but Warsh is still undecided pending more data. This will get ugly when Warsh flips.
>>62828287ugly how?
>>62828287only two voted to raise out of what 12 members? warsh is full of shit
nobody is ready for a bloodbath, everybody all in for ATHs. massive TACO at close had absolutely no effect and the SPR is at the legal emergency level. ACCEPT IT
>>62828287What? The only retards who were talking about "AI exists so you need to raise rates" were the retarded journalists asking leading questions.
>>62828155looks like every Google play gift card was redeemed at the same time.
>>62828222>safestNow how did things go for it on the previous earnings? I actually bought it back then
>>62828255Samsung is going to $0
>>62828293ya fuck that nyt chick she always asks some unhelpful politicized bs
>>62828289The Fed popping the bubble on purpose like they did with dotcom.
>>62828291woa
>>62828294Fucking kek
thinking about selling NVDA at +10% and slurping GOOG with the money
>>62828291it just takes a little time to refill the reserves. the red sea took over Hormuz easily. paper oil prices are being manipulated up. oil to $0
>>62828305do u only have one thing in ur portfolio at a time or sth? enjoy the taxes i guess
>>62828293He talked about major disagreement within the committee about the role of tech (AI) in helping/hurting inflation.
>>62828307Based
>>62828195>>62828191You could say the same shit about cloudflare when it went down by around 20% some time ago and it turned out to be a great slurp. I'm buying NOW and FTNT instead of google on thursday. Unironically try to prove me wrong. All of it is just cashing out before the midterms poooomp, watch AMZN fall tomorrow.
>>62828302that was always the plan
>>62828302Interest rates don't melt steel beams.
>>62828311>FTNTdown 25%? idk man that's not a slurp to me that indicates a serious problem with their business lol but i don't fuck with cybersecurity shit since it's mostly all bullshit
>>62828302They didn't pop dot com
>>62828320Then who popped?
>>62828314the bubble was already popped by 9/11 dude real conspiracy nutters will say they did afghanistan/iraq to pump the economy back up but i think it's more that bush was just a dumb ass
>>62828320The Fed hiked into weakness until the bubble popped. They will do it again.
>>62828325yeah man just look at a gdp chart with the interest rate over it and u can see they hike till it crashes, every time.
>>62828320anon
>>62828319Look at p/e of all cyber security stocks, check out Palo Alto for a quick laugh. Then look at may chart of cloudflare and the current price.
>>628283301995-2001
>>62828307>oil to $0I've seen it before
>>62828330Adds up
>>62828343could've bought uso for about $2 or about $17 post split
KEVINGET BACK TO THAT PODIUMFIX THIS RIGHT NOWI HAVE TWO QUESTIONS
>not buying goog at these levels if you're a long term investoryou gotta be a retard or gambler not to.
>>62828357You gotta know when to hold em, when to fold em, and when to walk away.
>>62828357yeah but when was the last time you "googled" something?
>>62828364Gemini is basically a better search than google search. Google search is shit anyways without adding reddit at the end.
>>62828364I still trust it more than AI, I use Google and go directly to the source site.
>goog already pumping back after hoursi missed the dip again
>>628283362001-2011
>>62828367>he's still browsing websites by himselfhuh? why? I just say "buy this" and then I receive my package
I remember I bought a coat just by telling what I need and what my habbits are. And then when I got it it locked kinda thin and chatti then asked me to try it on first before I complain and it's super warm, very satisfied with chatti's choice...
>>62827884Grim :(>whatcha waiting on to buy, anything specific or just a massive correction in general?My instincts are saying a downtrend long term with a potential hard swing down in the near future. There are some stocks I want but that is reliant on said downswing. I should've gone cash in June and had I came to my realization sooner, I'd have dodged the huge losses ;_; On the off chance I'm wrong about the downtrend, then these bullish gambles will make me a pretty penny.
Is there any details on Waymo's numbers in the GOOG earnings?
>>62828163<_< those puts wouldve actually made me money
>>62828384>FrierenSNDKposter*hugs and hugs and hugs*
>>62828369Hoping for another dip at open
>>62828155SNDK is all you should be buying.
>>62828305>going to sell the shovel maker and buy the miner who just failed to find gold
>>62828385Yeah, they need Waymo earnings.
>>62828393Based
>>62828393CARLOS!!
Samsung fucked us royally in July but it was a fluke, they only “missed” because of a one time payout to their greedy nigger workers. So we should be good today but who knows.
>>62828366Kek iktf
>>62828223Naked?
>>62828385here you go babe
>>62828407>370 million revenuelol
>>62828407How is the operating loss growing that much when they have more and more driverless cars?Is AI paid better than mexicans?
>>62828407>Anat Ashkenazi
>>62828413they literally have remote controlled indians on the other end
>>62828414His name is practically >Jew Jewerson
>>62828416If that's what it takes for me to be able to get places with even less human contact, so be it.
what fucking class of googl stock am i supposed to buy? A? B? C? why the fuck are their so many?
>>62828421Based. This wouldnt happen if my uber would just shut the fuck up
>>62828409they're making money on a product that 99% of America can't use in any capacity
>>62828422C is slightly cheaper because you lose voting rights, that are completely irrelevant anyway
>>62828421sure, but its not exactly driver less cars if there is an indian piloting
>>62828163why does the market always violently overreact?
>>62828424thats a glorified lemon stand
are we supposed to buy this googl shit now or wait time tomorrow trading hours?
>>62828428They missed EPS by 30% in a time where everyone else is meeting or beating
>>62828436Everybody is going for broke on ai. I think beating EPS is just a coincidence for the companies
>>62828436they missed because they are an actual Ai company and they dont make any money with itthe ones beating are those that sell the shovels fo this bubble
>>62828436non gaap was in line
>Gemini thinks it's all SpaceX's fault
>>62828437>>62828438>>62828439Microsoft was fine, SpaceX was fine. Google hasn't missed EPS in years and it was even expected to be that high. Googles AI is way behind and one of the most expensive despite having the most data.
>>62828430they have continually made growth and predictably will continue doing so
>>62828444>Gemini told us to buy SPCX calls at 300 for NOV 26 but for some reason this didn't work out!!!
>>62828427If the future is>24/7 supermarkets everywhereand>24/7 rides everywherethen, honestly, I don't care how we get there.
be crazy not to buy goog now14 PE with 500 billion in revenue, 100 billion in net income is insane180 billion in cash and equivalents,blows MSFT out of the water
Anons, I am on itunes store looking at buying the movie Wall Street, since I've never *actually* seen it. So it's available for purchase at $19.99. The sequel with Shia is also available for $19.99. The 2-pack is ALSO available with both movies for $19.99. Is it worth it to buy the second film for nothing?
>>62828428capex was an overreaction. if you're investing into ai companies and dumping on capex you're clinically retarded that capex turns into mega growth if you believe in ai. badly missing on eps is terrible for investors and is not an overreaction. that's the money you get back by holding their bags and you just lost badly on it.
>>62828454I care. How we get there is kinda important.
