Sergey speaks in 1 hour and 10 minutes
>>62829849https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WLMVKkv2Ss
>>62829849It's over bros, our Chainlink journey ends here. The Great Reset timeline has come at a crossroad with humanity. The magic is gone, the memes are stale, the shills have been uncovered, the agendas laid bare for all to see, i-i-it's over marines...only tears from here.
I can't wait for the biggest announcements in the history of crypto to be made and the price to do nothing.
>>62829849>another nothinburger event with bullshit announcements
haha its been 4 years since sirgay was with that pedophile eric talking about killing niggas lol im so bald and poor
the good news is that chainlink is so irrelevant that when democrats take power they probably won't go after them in the crypto crackdown
>>62829849what kind of Bitcoin dump are we looking at here today, potentially?
>>62829849sergey's going to say nigger live on stage
>>62830027Sergey is cool but not that cool.
I turned 45 yesterday. Earlier this year I really thought for my 45th birthday I might finally get the gift of making it but now I realize it doesn't matter how much LINK I hold, I am destined for wage cuckery until I die.
please don't sell, ok? please
>>62830109I won't
ermm... this isn't looking good guys
Ready for daily -5%
oh boy i cant wait for another non-happening conference where he talks about nothing related to staking and everything about how everyone is using link despite the price dumping. whatever, I've learned my lesson, waiting until this shit's over so I can buy the dip
Show the drummers already
WHERE IS THE FAT MAN?!
ITS ME! I PAID FOR THAT AD WITH MY BLOOD SWEAT AND RETARDED TEARS
HERE WE GO
>>62830151>$11.83 and it's almost 2027AHAHAHA
>Opens up the conference with a recorded message.It's over.
>>62829849>this guy's point of view
i wasted my 20s holding this shit just to get a fucking corpo man telling me about my kids and sports games fuck you where the OF whore and the bald guy
>>62830221Bullish
THE FATMAN
Empty seats in the front... bros I don't feel so good.
>same slidesbearish
SELL
Same slides
>"I-Is this working?"its so fucking over
What a disaster
>audio issuesBEARISH
Why does he look like he literally just ran here? He looks sweaty and dishevelled.
sub $10 here we come BAY BEEEEEEEEE
>>62830234Price feeds/data streams were always available 24/7, what is this BS?
I have to go wage soon, wish I could afford to watch this shit
So far, I think I'm selling 80% of my stack, another year of same fucking slides, same speech.I can't believe this shit, I seriously hope this picks up and they announce something ground breaking, it's worse than the past few years at my boomer Fortune 50 keynotes and they're still a new player.Vercel or whatever the fuck basedco releases more interesting shit every quarter.
HOLY SHIT SERGAY JUST SAID NIGGER ON THE STAGE
Holy shit is that a fucking gun????
>we are very early30 MORE FUCKING YEARS
I'm not even reading these slides despite these services going on to move billions of dollars in the future.
>link pumping on old slidesI hate this retarded earth
>I-uh-I don't like to give up hehoh no no no
TOKEN NEEDED
Holding for 7 years and I'm not even watching this gay shit because I know it'll be another nothingburger event.
wtf he actually said staking
Sergey sounded sad and broken there,…
Extremely rare to hear sergey even fucking mention the link token, talking about the reserve was not really the same. He directly stated that tradfi users will be purchasing the token more in the future. Basically, it's sneeded
Even he's getting sick of it.
oh my god he cant open a bottle of water
Ok actually bullish that he spent 5mins talking about the LINK token and advertising it to a room full of institutional folk. And he mentioned staking. No updates, as expected, but the fact that the head of Chainlink Labs is publicly speaking about the token, staking, and the Reserve means they're going to follow through. I'm satisfied with the projection of things to come.
jesus christ sergey looks like he's going to have a heart attack
He is falling apart on stage, begging for water. Never seen a guy drink so much water
his body is physically revolting at the fact he mentioned the link token being needed for staking
HOLY FUCK SERGEY MENTIONED THE LINK TOKEN!!!!
>>62830382Whole segment was basically token needed
>>62830382Turnkey Payment Abstraction whatever its name was. He hinted at that. But man..... I could use a holiday.
>>62830389>Sergey has two sips of water>"Never seen a guy drink so much water"9 years of Link threads summed up
KARMA FOR MAKING ME WAGE FATMAN YOU WILL DIE ON STAGE TODAY
>>62830391holy kek
Serg doing blow and drinking Grey Goose.
Zero announcements from the keynote, queue Link price tanking
Dude is going bald and having coughing fits in real time live on stage. Dude has cancer because he couldnt find a use for the token.
well at least he said token needed for staking. im going to bed, that was good enough to keep me around another year
>>62830411And next keynote is about AI, I'm tuning out, I can't listen to any more of this dogshit.I'll wait for summaries and if it's shit I'm out.
>>62830411>Token needed
when does fat fuck speak again im going back to the cage
Who is this clown on stage? Link trying to mature into the traffic space and they have a literal rainbow emoji on stage for the first fireside chat
This flamboyant AI dude sounds drunk as fuck HOLY MOLY LMAO. I cant watch this shit. Its just a dollar store version of smartcon with virtually no attendees. CRINGE
Either they announce an IPO, in which case I sell, or they announce staking. If none of those two things happen, I'm gonna check out and see you guys again in a month or so.
>>62830421>he said token needed for staking.He said token needed for the network to function.AND staking.
goddamn, look at big serg's frontal lobe. the part of his brain that's responsible for forward thinking, for planning, social interaction, etc is so big it's literally protruding from the from his forehead
They should sell that Chainlink branded water. Have to stay hydrated while awaiting the singularity.
who is this clown?! Bring on frank desala and big serg!
>>62829849I'm reliably informed that Sergey will announce that $LINK is to replace the US dollar as the global reserve currency. Expect a 2% price bump.
Serg on stage with biggest FMI CEO and is texting on his phone. Just fuck my LINK up wtf
lol
serg's body odor is making this dude cough
>>62830509so bullish chainlink
is this jew gonna pump the price or what
>>62830369Post mainnet newfag
>super linear staking>cricketsit's never been more over
This DTCC interview with the CEO has actually been pretty informative.
>>62830494Based merch collector. Only a longtime holder would have sergeys original Lucky brand shirt
>>62829878The bitcoin price will go down until morale improves and good chainlink news stops coming out
It is good to hope and wait upon The Lord. We’re AllInThisTogether
WE'RE ALL IN IT TOGETHER, KEK
We are so fucked it's unreal. we've got to be at least another 3 years out before anything gets us pumping after this conference holy shit The fucked audio and Sergey yelling at the guy to fix it wasn't a good look then he couldn't open a bottle of water and forced someone to bring him a fresh bottle and hand open it for him on stage in the middle of a presentation. He took about 8 seperate sips between each coughing fit and then swore about the fucking humidity under his breath.Fucking nightmare holy shit then what's with the guy with the pink hat? He just came out of the gate throwing racial slurs to Chinese people and democrats for holding up data centres.I'm so fucked man my mother's legit at her wits end at this point
Looks like HYPE has completely upstaged anything that might happen at this shit conference today
>>62830377i feel bad for the guy man, all his projects were massive failures, he needs to just give up alrerady.its so sad seeing how desperate they are to get any meaningful adoptio from fin tech... there last and only hope of chainkink..all the cropb insurance and othr use case rwa bullshit was a pipedream
>>62830724im sorry youre barely seeing it, i saw this since 2022i sold about 7k link since that time. bittersweet...
>>62830448That’s actually encephalitis from being born to an alcoholic/crackhead mother
I’ve never been more bullish. Can’t wait to buy a home with cash and start my farm come spring 2027
>>62830396kek'd
I need to sell. It's clearly over. But I can't bring myself to unstake.
>Hello saaaarrr we are to coming to rrrreeee-tink how are to use agents. Please to buy my scam, please to buy Chainlink
>>62829849you guys smell that? >takes big whiffabsolute DESPERATION in here hahaha look at you losers 10 years in still hanging onto every little buzzword from fatboy while he continues shitting all over you you probably wont admit it out loud, but your ego has taken a massive hit. that inner voice is telling you the truth tho my little secret prodigiesif only you had listened to the many warnings. if only you weren't so arrogant. if you only you werent.... THE Cuckolds of cryptoyour hubris was your downfall
>>62830494absolute reddit, time to ack seriously
>>62831115Anon needs his chunkopops
-1.09% so far. Amazing
>moon disclosurewhen are they gonna come clean with the space prostitutes and slave mines?
They have to have a break now while sergey takes that dtcc seamonkey to the back for a slam session
>>62831151I have high 6 figs worth invested in LINK, I'm seriously considering dumping it all and start a CAPEX business IRL.This clown show has lasted long enough.Wasting my time.
>>62831294Yes we need niggers like you to dump so we can finally pump. Thank you for your sacrifice.
>>62831300What we need is Sergey showcasing actual product releases instead of the same dogwater fireside chats we've heard 20 times since 2017, along with transparent pricing.
>>62831309Why the hell are they even doing parallel releases on X at the same time
>>62831309Saar Sergey just went on stage and said the Link crypto is critical and that the goal is to drive value to the Link tokkken and your nigger brain wants to sell now? Nigger.
>>62831334Show the off-chain books of fuck off.
>>62829849timestamp of sergey naming the token sneeded?
>>62831309>What we need is Sergey showcasing actual product releasesWhat the fuck do you think has been keeping Defi alive these past six years?What do you think Swift and DTCC are adopting?>>62830444"the link token does help operate the network, it helps power the nodes, it's useful for staking, and I think you'll see more and more cases where even tradfi users are getting the token to use the system properly"
just skimmed through sergey's talk this morninghe's clearly going through some sort of serious health problem
bro's shit is FUCKED UP LMAOwhy doesn't he just go bald?
I’m so tired bros. Remember how smartcon frequently used to quickly reach bump limit?
>>62831455I actually think he had chemo done, I saw him on smartcon last year and he looked the same as always since 2017 and suddenly his eyebrows and hair is gone?
>>62831430>What the fuck do you think has been keeping Defi alive these past six years?Let's see,1. Price/Data feeds, almost 100% of operator rewards, and these are heavily sponsored, and are a shared cost because they cannot gate push updates.2. The rest, VRF Automation and CCIP are like what 10M tops?stfu, it's time to wake the fuck up
>>62831464Can be age, decline can go fast after 30 esp if you're under heavy stress
>>62831460That’s bc the nigger Jannys raped /biz/ permanently
>>62831480might be stress related but his coughing and overall drained look is suspicious as hell
>>62831488holy fuck 1488 digits, I hope Sergey remains healthy
>>62831488come on I feel bad shitting on link now, but explains his long absence earlier this year...
I'm an insider and yeah cats out of the bag. Sergey has been dealing with an incurable disease for a while now...
>>62831497>but explains his long absence earlier this year...exactly, he was away for months
>>62831473You moved the goalposts from "product releases" to revenue.Protip: not a single crypto has pumped from raw revenue, crypto and defi are still TINY. The whole point is to scale up to full tradfi adoption.
>>62831488he's probably vaxxed as hell given link originally was going to be used to verify all the slaves received the mark who knows what all those did to his dna
>>62831534>link originally was going to be used to verify all the slavesbut not anymore? fuck, who ate their lunch? WHAT ARE YOU DOING SERGEY
>>62831464He had that comment about not giving up...
>>62831504>>62831556pls no...
yo this fellas audio is f'd
>>62831430> does help> useful forThose are depressingly equivocal terms
>>62830396double kek'd
So the token helps the network to grow by dumping it for $, and the network helps the token to grow by the reserve to dump later for $. Did I get that right?
>>62831842We knew Sergey was going to be dumping tokens for $ back in 2017. What are you doing nigger.
If Sergey passes away before Link pumps up and becomes a worldwide necessity I’m going to feel incredibly empty inside. I pray his health returns.
>>62831505he was away racking his mind trying to make compliance platforms sound cool. Its called ACE fyi, sounds pretty cool to me
>Sergey speaks"CAN I GET UHHHHHHHHHHHHH....."
I hate BTC
Sergey looked like shit wtf, did he catch COVID again?
First year since Smartcon 0 I didn't watch. No announcement of anything significant, exactly as expected.
>>62832060Which LINK wouldn't even exist without. So ultimately you hate LINK.
it really feels over. not in the "haha selling the bottom" kind of way, but in the actually fucking over way
Who could've seen this dump coming?!
>>62832289They only hacked one binance hotwallet this time, they let us off easy this time
>>62831443>>62831464>>62831488>>62831497>>62831504God damn, I always thought big serg would live to be a venerated old man and possibly the richest person on earth. What a depressing timeline. I've also wondered if he would have to sacrifice his life to make link go, and it looks like it might be that one.
>>62832457:( why couldn’t it have been Adem instead?
>>62832583Because he's not a hero and his life isn't worth shit. In order for us to make it, our savior serg has to die.
Oh wow LINK announces some of the most bullish news in the entire crypto space and now everything shits the bed…Yeah man so organic
TNN
>9 hour smartcon thread still on thread #1>nothing but coping and seething and mental breakdowns>half of posts discussing his appearance and hair>eventually discussion slowly reverts back to BTC conspiracy trannyism dumping muh oracle shitcoinAin't doing too hot with those bags lately huh Champ?
>>62832457IT'S OVER!!!
They hacked Binance to crash $link, when will it end???
>>62834017never, stinkiethe pain and mizz never endthats what we've been trying to tell you
>>62831464Damn, that's possible. Ready for that fud?>>62832730That's a dark kek right there
>>62834004>>62834017>>62834028>>62834263It's over. LINK will NEVER EVER PUMP :( FUCK THIS PLANET AND LIFE AND WORLD I HATE IT
Chainlink Labs has been lying to us all these years and only now some of you are understanding it. They will not outrun AI. All they will have accomplished is fucking you over to please some banks that are about to get hacked and steamrolled by AI attackers within the next year anyway.Sergey and CZ will both be burning in hell together.
>>62829849Im gonna charge the sigil every time sergey speaks
On hour 6 of the 8, and this is not inspiring confidence in link or the ecosystem. Like their tone is it's STILL years away. Are you really ready for link to do nothing until 2030.
>>62829926I guess we have our answer lolsigh
>>62834882>Are you really ready for link to do nothing until 2030.Link would've made monster moves years ago if it didn't have Bitcoin dump on it at every sign of strength and hype.
>>62830724>The fucked audio and Sergey yelling at the guy to fix it>he couldn't open a bottle of water and forced someone to bring him a fresh bottle and hand open it for him on stage in the middle of a presentationDid this actually happen?
>>62831464Had a couple of guys at work who got JUSTed like that within the span of like a year and both times it was alcoholism that caused it
>>62835105and apparently i have to listen to this retarded theory for years like it's my fault
>>62835174You're blaming link.
binance is being taken out by centralised banksthey chose today for a reason
barely any discussion. sergey fumbling his keynote, no staking or token updates, complete radio silence once again. OGs selling. fudcucks vastly outnumbering optimistic replies. is it over for real, bros?
>>62835105Kek there he is>>62835174Kek>>62835214Kek
>>62835676what? to demoralize retail chuds further to divest them from the future rails?
>>62837934see >>62829926
>>62838750Explain this. You still have yet to this day explain why you clam up when BTC drags your oracle shitcoin up btw. I guess the move from the 60s back to 80k dragging LINK out of the single digits was just part of the prophecy and this dump is CZ/Rothschild. Unserious ass nigger.
>>62838866>Explain this.What?>you clam up when BTC drags your oracle shitcoin up BTC going up drags up everything, BTC going down drags down everything.What's to explain?
>>62838901Explain why BTC dumping is part of a grand conspiracy to suppress LINK that warrants folder dumping your screenshots and why you're a scared little mouse when it drags it up. Also explain how certain coins are immune to this suppression and why you're a delusional little nigger who thinks he and his shitcoin are the main characters in a shonen manga
>>62838935>Explain why BTC dumping is part of a grand conspiracy to suppress LINKBecause it dumps whenever Link has a reason to go up?>why you're a scared little mouse when it drags it upBTC going up drags up everything, BTC going down drags down everything.What's to explain?By the way, Link dragged BTC up in August. Link pumped out of the bottom, and then the next day Bitcoin did too.
>>62839043>whenever Link has a reason to go up?Kek according to who? Your head canon? Just wanted to check in on your delusions, carry on with your cope. I'll be back in a few months for an update.
>>62839043Also make sure to not change the MD5 on the DTCC trannycaps so I can update my counter
>>62839279>Kek according to who?good one>>62839297If you save an image the MD5 hash remains the exact same. It only changes when you edit it. Which nobody would do.
>>62835112No lol The fucked audio is here https://www.youtube.com/live/5WLMVKkv2Ss?si=B3P09413yguV1EQM&t=5650and he specifically asks for water he can open himself herehttps://www.youtube.com/live/5WLMVKkv2Ss?si=iHIMI3XcRL55WrqP&t=7430
what a waste of time that was, they didn't even announce anythingdone with this shitcoin, it's not going anywhere and is literally unpumpabletoken literally not needed, the fud was true all along
>>62839279>>62839297You aren't a real linkschizo from 2017 watching Sergey go from sibos toilets to shaking the US president's hand on television.
Why does he look like a chipmunk with a mouth full seeds? Is it because winter is coming?
>>62839379ty anon
