Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62830180
slow day huh...
If you're into minors, you've already taken a 50% haircut this year. Think about that...
SELL EVERYTHINGFILE FOR BANKRUPTCYDAY OF THE ROPEIT'S OVER
eheh
>>62830845>>62830885Holy kek. You are so. Fucking. Mad right now
fellow GOOG baggotswhat's our exit strategy?
You know part of googles enshittification is when looking up an address it hides the google maps option and you only get that small page to search, instead you have to go back to google homepage, select maps and then put the address in before you have the full optionsWriting this up reminds me of how often I’ve been annoyed by it and part of me wonders why I hold googl
I was sooooo fucking close to buying a lot of GOOGL yesterday
Every stock i bought is... REDRED
>>62830898Unironically oil majors may benefit the most due to the recent market rotation & Trump fearmongering just before the weekend. SNDK, INTC, AMZN bros finna gamble on revenue. My bet is on SNDK.
>>62830895I've closed everything. 100% cash until after the election unless there's a brief swing tomorrow or monday.
>>62830903Is incest and black beastiality still legal?
Still adding refiners to my portfolio. Love buying on a discount, simple as.
>>62830903
>>62830914One of them is.
>>62830903why don't they be done with these pornographerous kikes and just ban it all already? We used to have obscenity laws for a reason
Carnival Cruise my fucking anchor.Why is this moving up? Shouldn't diesel prices be fucking it, didn't that eternal Cruise close because of Diesal?
MISTER KEVINWHATTHEFUCK
>>62830903is this based or cringe I cant tell
The smug baggies that bought the AI bubble will lose their initial investment.
Goog will recover if you’re longing. If you sell now, you are a spineless retard
>>62830925boomers are determined to spend your inheritance on cruises at any price
>>62830906I bought the dip too early
>>62830904that's all because the EU forced google to do that due to anti monopoly lawssay thank you to the EU for looking out for the consumer
Who the fuck is still seeing ads in Google? I can't remember the last time I saw an ad...anywhere on the internet really. uBlock even blocks the ads in the web version of Spotify.
>>62830932>longingyou can just say long.
You may only respond to me if your portfolio out-performed oil YTD.
>>62830903Some of us slave away every day in cubicles and put up with life merely to have women sit on our faces. Why do the UK jannies have a problem with that?
>AMZNWhat the hell, does somebody already know? Expectations too high I suppose.
>>62830934300 was a good deal if you look at yearly performance. At 283 it's incredibly oversold. But that also means that it will be much more difficult to pump up without a rotation or some real good news.
>>62830930they can literally send you to jail if you save thisanyway I'm averaging down on GOOG but it's getting a little uncomfortablemight unload these at a loss if it doesn't bounce back by december
If Intel, sandisk, and Amazon all shit the bed, can this trigger a mass selloff in broader markets?
>>62830903so who is the mad lad who gets to watch porn all day for the government to enforce these.
>>62830945I'm at 287, so maybe I'm being greedy, would get a bit more but want to save for amazon, already down 6% this week, might be another good entry if earnings don't hit
Peter thiel and me
>>62830951>he doesn't know
Is this real and heterosexual? Should I buy this afternoon?
>>62830938Google has stacked the entire first page of classic search results with ads. If you've ever watched a boomer use Google, they almost always click an ad to get to a webpage or buy something. I wouldn't even call it a search engine anymore
>>62830951yeahI hold a tiny bit of INTC since I trimmed (read: panic sold) some after yesterdays shit show
kek baggies
>>62830961kek too real, I run a network DNS blocker and my in laws always complain that Google doesn't work when they are over.
Don’t tell me we are going to creep up until open just when I bought puts
>>62830954What's your time horizon on Google? Think it's gonna crab for weeks?
>>62830968>clueless
>>62830940>Nobody responds.Grim, I was expecting at least a few anons being hard carried by MU.
>>62830938Don't fucking ask me. But a lot of boomers see ads, and worse, CLICK on them somehow.
>>62830895>SOXL might hold 100I thought we wuz gittin sum 70 SOXL
>>62830974im probably up more cant be fucked checking since i have different banks (semigangandalittlebitofmemorygang)
>RUT casually outperforming mega caps againTNA is going to 100.
>>62830965My boomer dad clicked a site in their shopping carousel which is all ads. I guess a really well done phishing website must have gotten through their ad network which had his vacuum like 60% off everyone else. His first credit card failed the first time during checkout and he tried a second credit card. You can guess what happened to those credit cards
Meta kinda shitty desu nanodesu
>>62830898>SBUX pumps 15% because they make a pumpkin spice season joke on earnings call>AMZN dumps 15% on news of AHHHH FREAK THE FUCK OUT RACE WAR IMMINENT GLASS IRAN
>>62830975Google is just the cliche of indians scamming seniors but “formalized” into an ad platform.
lel
>>62830953I would assume that a duty important would only fall upon the king's best hand picked men.>>62830903I read Trampling Fantasy as Trampoline Fantasy and thought it was illegal to for girls with big tits to jump on trampolines for a second.
>>62830934It dropped 12-13% from yesterday, if you bought the dip at 291 or w/e last night you caught 10% of that. It's fine
Just buy small caps and chill.AVUV TNAIWM
jerome? pls?
>>62830998Anon...Jeromes been dead for years...
>>62830938the majority of the people are tech illiterate and unaware of ad blocking being possible
>>62830850I want to trade like that but then I end up holding. Would be easier if I had more money so as to not get married to my bags.
Ow my refineries
You guys think Jerome would've given in to Trump and used the term super intelligence instead of ai?
>>62831004Anybody who wants to receive funding from the United States government will be using the term Super Intelligence. Thank you for your attention to this shitpost boss.
>>62831003I know the crackspread recessed a bit this month, but the move is still retarded. Whatever, I'm adding.
>>62830961Whenever I look up sites I sometimes get the>sponsoredResult and simply scroll down and click the link to the same website but without the sponsored part lol
>>62831004powell is stoic and has no ego, he probably wouldve done it to shit him up
Mom says I can't invest anymore
>>62830998>>62831000
>>62831004That was the top signal of top signals, confirming the beginning of a 30 year bear market.
>>62831004No.
>>62830903I LOVE women's suffrage!
what kind of skizo madness is this?to allies: "prepare for an intense war after mid terms"to iran "here a peace letter t. Vance"
>>62830987>99% of revenue is adsGrim. Really fucking grim.
>>62831010That sponsor or ad byline is small and boomers don't associate that with anything wrong. You should seriously watch a boomer use Google or the Internet in general. Then you will understand how they get scammed so bad
>>62830987where is the metaverse?
What is going on? Even the S&P is crashing. Did something happen?
>>62831027that woman nextdoor in my small town that wants to fuck isn't real?
>>62831026They would have more if they stuck with the Metaverse.
>>62831019That honestly might be the funniest presser I've ever seen.
>>62831013Lost too much?
>>62831030amazon earnings probably got leaked
>>62831030NIGGER THURSDAYand thenLOSE YOUR SHIRT FRIDAYMonday will be the greatest peace deal ever peace deal imminent.
>>62831030Market can’t decide if AI will make money or not
>>62831030google dragging everyone down by causing AI uncertainty. vix keeps going down though... wonder what that means...
Goog was just the beginning in the coming AI downfall, made a shitton of money over the last 2 years but its time to change the Team now. Sorry mumu brothers.
It irritates me how google somehow made all the other stuff dump. It dragged my gains down -_-
>>62831037>>62831038>>62831039>>62831041Thanks, brothers.
just woke up, why is that shitter GOOGL dumping?
I just doordashed some panda express and feel like an asshole. I paid 25 dollars for something that costs 11.
>>62831035It was hilarious. These two should have a late night show t-b-h.
>>62830975where's CapEx?
>>62831047if neither meta nor google can monetize SI, who will?
Who >slurpin? >just wanted to post this slurpin gif I made t~b~h desu
So if trump gets rekt in the midterms do i buy calls or puts?
>>62831052You should learn how to cook and not only your diet would improve, but you would say so much money... and with that money you could invest even more. Learning how to cook = biological gains + financial gains
I wish sold yesterday. So sick of this market rugpulling gains so fast.
>>62831061You buy oil.
>>62831065EASY COMEEASY GOLITTLE HIGHLITTLE LOW
>>62831049because when they say the market is forward looking, they mean it looks ahead about 10 hours
>>62831047try holding it>>62831042it wasn't their AI/cloud business dumb boboit was AI cannibalizing their ads because>they subsidize free tiers and overview>AI overview has reduces hits, ad exposure and devalues top spot in search results>demand for AI overview and tokens is increasingthis could easily turn around in less than a year if management is competent and not just interested in burning the token/AI market or buy market share
What will AMZN do after earnings?
hows my fellow wolves of wallstreet doing today?
NIGGER THURSDAY
>>62831049Not making expenditures in AI worthwhile, while losing ad revenue to people asking AI instead of Google, while what gains they did have are from the AI companies they are losing searches to.
Rebought the TTWO that I sold for 210 last week.
AI baggies you beheem yourselves
>>62831081oh you know getting my ass raped from here to tim buck two.
>>62831082WHOA
>>62831056I think they're actually friends and it was a show for the cameras.
>>62831073>AI/cloud businesswhere the profits came from? selling the shovels or the ai services?
I was kinda hoping for a cheeky little 7% bounce I could triple with leverage desu.
GOOG is sinking again....
>>62831083Damn, now that you put it that way it sounds like google’s business will shrink
JD Vance "muh peace letter" momentum already cancelled.
>CROX up 25%
Imagine buying AI companies whose business is selling $10 for $1 kek.
MISTER KEVINBESSENT IS BLOWING OUT MY LIL BUSSY AGAINMAKE HIM STOP
>>62831030the bubble popped you fuckign idiotsthis entire thread is full of mexican retards
>>62831092Selling compute to openai and anthropic mostly, but there are others.
I'm done with ETFs give me your long term stock picks. No AI
>>62831107selling the shovels then.
>>62831108Anthropic
>>62831106AHHH ITS FUCKING OVER THE BUBBLE POPPED THE NASDAQ IS DOWN 1.7% SELL FUCKING EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW
>>62831108Semis if you wanna invest in SI
>>62831108VST
>>62831084I just bought some earlier today too. Been watching it for an entire month and now it's way oversold, plus the timing for GTA6's release is perfect.
>>62831106THERE IS NO BUBBLESHUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP TEN MORE IPOS AND AI WILL REPLACE YOU SNAILCAT
>>62831108LLYPMVKOGRMNTRV
>>62831106>>62831118i'm not even forty and there have been twenty three ai bubble bursts in my life time alreadyboomers never had to live through this
I'm neither in AI or memory. Feels good being able to not stress over bubble this bubble that.
LE GOOGENHEEMEN
>>62831126MUH 1987MUH 70S OIL FAGGOTRYMUH 80S INTEREST RATES
>>62831108>No AIdunno what that is, only know SIso AVGO
>>62831126dude the world NEEDED GOOGL to put more ads onto its search bar. Jews will punish us severely for our ad blockers. you will know true pain and fear before this ends
>>62831126Weird how we arent getting those twenty three once in a life time giga pumps after each one of those once in a life time giga dumps
BOXX bros, we won
i lowk feel like dropping 3,333.33 on Intel, Amazon, and Sandisk each for earnings. Would that be cringe or based?
>>62831139the world needs GOOGL to kick out the jeet street shitters from management
>China made their entire tech sector AI instead of just part of itKek lmao. While America will just have a buyoutfesf as Ai companies get absorbed, China is getting mega fucked.
>Iranian rial
I am still losing money on SNXX>non stop ass rape editionthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62830970I made a quick 10% or so after last earnings in just over a week, hoping for something similar, might be a few weeks this time though, reaction and sentiment seem worse
>>62831084I wanna buy some, but I feel it'll drop more between now and VI's release.
>>62831149Sell now.Tomorrow will be worse.sometimes you need to let go.
saarvicenow bros pls tell me we are overdue for a technical bounce
It's only a matter of time before big tech halts their capex spending kek.
>>62831149Here's your cope: sndk is trading at less than it was prior to last earnings. It has to go up after making more money. Unless earnings is a disaster.
Stonks
>>62831101The mere fact this stupid shit still works (albeit less, it used to send it -5% lower) is proof enough the market is still clowntarded.
what is this chart called
>>62831149So are you in 5 figure hell too? I was in 6 figure hell before the semi and semi related trade dumped
>>62831111checked and yes but more like shovel rentals, NVDA is the shovel manufacturer of course
>>62831170
>>62831161And they will be rewarded greatlyAnd then the hard Ai tickers will get raped
topkek @ the market rn
>>62831164jd vance has more credibility than trump outside of america; he is seen as being more serious and less clownish in his acts
is anyone feasting on the google dip, or will the dip get dippier?
>>62831161Microsoft is already scaling backthe rest will followthe crash will be epic
>>62831163why do we tolerate niggers?
>>62831106There is nothing wrong with being Mexican American
GAW bros what the fuck is going on. Why do we keep dumping?
>>62831177Is this easier to do than a pump and dump?
O CHADS KEEP WINNING
>>62831182Just bought
ok so i decided to have a long ass convo with the free gemini google search links u to, man what a piece of shit. it hallucinates like it's 2024. basically unusable shit. they need to plug a better model into that or take out, it is just bad. man is google entering an ibm-like zombie mode? is it over for them?
B-But the Chinese dancing robots...
>>62831193it's been hovering around 55 dollars for like a decade dude and with the ten year yielding 5% ur not getting anything for the equity risk. i have a bit of o in my portfolio for income generation but it most definitely does not "keep winning".
>>62831200Look at these shitboxes. False starts everywhere.
>>62831182might slurp if it's stable tomorrow
>>62831182>dip
>>62831191probably. The human mind has a built-in negativity bias that causes us to register, process, and remember negative information more intensely than positive or neutral information. That's why poop tactics work even better than pump tactics.
>>62831206business use case for a robot that runs directly into walls at full speed?
>>62831210
>>62831200>people unironically though China making 00's radioshack toys was the sign of strong robotics>compared to Boston dynamics, tesla, and even car companies like fucking ToyotaBoomers are genuinely the most retarded investors
ServiceNow sisters I think we got scammed
>>62831222Like a VBIED but a robot instead of a car
>>62831231ServiceNow sounds like a sketchy loan business in the ghetto
>>62830903>Ballbusting unaffected Fwoof, that was a close one. I thought the only way I'd be able to get off after that was holding GOOG.
>>62831206>the one clip where they have guys with stretchers ready to carry the robots who ran straight into the walls
Just woke up, ladies. What happened today? I only have like $2300 buying power.
>>62831239
>>62831202EAT SHIT
>felt good buying the google dip to 290>sleep>its 280 nowo-oh ok
>>62831244there are like 4 billion africans that will work for pennies. why do we need these?
>>62831242Cop 3 CAT 700C 11/20 @ 7.3
>amazon earnings got leaked
what did you guys slurp today?
>>62831244
>>62831249going down to 250
>>62831253was they good or bad tho
>>62831250this sort of thinking is why we have france
>>62831242Waiting for amazon earnings after the bell. Meanwhile Google is going down the toilet
>>62831252What?
>>62831261touché
>>62831265Cop means buy
>>62830913paper hands
>>62831249why would it pump if nothing changed since yesterday? amazon earnings could make things even worse.
>>62831257I’d kick the robot
>>62831254Slurped several cups of elderflower tea. I think I have a cold. Are there any new recommended vaccines I might have missed? *sniff*
>>62831182bought a small position in case of a rebound, but also set small orders orders at $270 and $260
I don't understand why rocks don't get a little mercy hand job during the flight to safety. Like why sit on so much cash and bonds after seeing the last 20 years
>>62831189because I keep buying, and I'm not stoping until totalwar 40k is announced
>>62831275>>62831268I am not African American
>>62831275Yeah that fucker violated the NAP.
>>62831254i slurped to close a spy 775 call that i wrote on monday
>>62831274What's up with China using the Hong Kong flag for its companies?
>>62830987Uh, where is the part where the AI makes money?
>>62831291Listed in Hong Kong maybe
>>62831182A couple weeks back I trimmed down my GOOG a little for the first time since I bought a a decade ago. So I'm suffering but less than I could have been.. Please be considerate and don't talk about it too much.
>>62831286Yeah me either the slang used to be funny
I feel like im the only one patiently waiting for earnings
It would seem my desire for Dubai whores will have to be put on hold
aww fuckdump SNDK or pray
>>62831291listed in hong kong because previously China banned foreign investors
>>62831026>20 billion in R&D>invented nothing
>>62831305i'm waiting too. honestly think that shit will dump even if earnings are good.
>>62831257
>>62831310You vill invest everything and produze noffing
no way the ceo of crocs really did it and turned around hey dude? oh man wsj had an article about that a few years ago and i'm like ya right man this publicist puff piece will never happen, lol that fucker actually did it. damb bro.
>>62831315how did he get away with it?
>>62831307There will be a retard pump prior to earnings even if it doesn't hold sell then if you're truly afraid or sell half
>>62831257>Mfw no handsy robot gf
>>62831236
>>62830987Meta has been shitty since it change its name to Meta to capitalize on the Metaverse which went bankrupt because it couldn't render anyone's legs.
>>62831142Based and utterly vindicated BOXXchad
>>62831170Turns out when everyone said that AI slop in the search wouldn't convert to ad revenue and they have no plans for monetization was actually totally right like usual.
>>62830987how do you even read these retarded infographics
>>62831342can you not
>>62831342Is he okay? :(
>>62831342is he ok
>>62831351Ahh he's just sleeping bless him :')
>>62831342Nerve gas strikes again
>>62831351>>62831352no he didn't sell his GOOG
>>62831249buying right away is usually bad, price tends to drift a la PEAD in the direction of the initial move for a few weeks.
>>62831344stack charts are even worse. whenever macrumors does a stack chart of apple revenue it always makes it hard to estimate because the bulge in whatever below makes it look like the thing stacked on top of it is popping up. man autists seethe about pie charts but dude stackcharts are the real offense against data visualization.
More rape hikes for Christmas
power hour please!!!deploy the fucking V!!right now dammit!!right fucking now!!!!kevin!!!!
>>62831369KEVIN
>ServiceNowMore like ServiceDown
QUADRUPLE LEVERAGESELL EVERYTHINGGO LIVE IN THE HIMALAYASDESPAIR
Midterm is literally next week
I keep getting stopped out on everything
>>62831384Priced in
nigger Thursday
>>62831182>>62831307People are starting to wake up that the only people getting rich are the chips guys, once Intel and Sandisk beat like champs and Amazon misses hard everyone will be nah fuck this I am out tomorrow. Another -2% day. Intel won't even go up.
are there any AI companies yet that sell AI to AI for the AI economy? I want to get in early while the economy still serves mostly meat bags.
>Chinese tech industry fucking dies because of retarded central planning into AI>US companies get bought out or "partner" with larger players that wipe out some retarded retail but do nothing else>Boomers and Gen Xers cry because Asia yet again didn't take over the world and because the Le perfect star trek future will never happenTOTAL STAR WARS VICTORY
>>62831392amazong isn't missing tho
>>62831184did you know the rich in Europe used to pay homeless people to live in cottages in their backyard? they kept them like pets and showed them to dinner guests. their personal garden gnome. like a little nigger basically.
>>62831387Honestly a lot of this action is probably Democrats win big priced in and Republican upset would cause a really big gain if anyone wants to try lotto calls on SPY or just Republicans win on Kalshi. I think it might actually be pretty dank and I think pollsters always underestimate Republicans.
>>62831393You mean like AI that pillow fluffs AI for the AI pimps?
>>62831395Imagine if India were to enter and somehow win the AI race with Indian coded AI taking over the world.
>up 300%:|>down 5%:O
I bought calls on Google
price is going UP into next week. I've got calls for Monday
bitcoin and monero are remarkably stable
>>62831384Won't do anything to stop Trump because congress is toothless, and they need and won't have a 2/3rds majority in both house and senate
>>628314070tde 1hr be4 close? :DDD
>>62831405Zero chance, they are far too late and people don't trust China or India with tech in general
>>62831413The whales have a way of making them look safe during turmoil.
>>62831395The biggest reason our economy is such a powderkeg is because we let random, cheating, scamming Chinese companies and Indian holdings firm borrow infinite yuan or cow's feet or whatever the Indian currency is in order to buy our companies, fire all the US employees, and then promptly explode when they were never capable of running them in the first place. The entire system that has become "Bribe the US President to get him to let you buy whatever American sector you want so you can run it into the ground" will become the topic of study in political essays for centuries to come.
>>62831416I'm not THAT retarded
>>62831377
>>62831384Ocarina of Time comes out next week!
>>62831236>I thought the only way I'd be able to get off after that was holding GOOG.kekalso nice webm thought the mega man shoes were stupid but when the second one walked in I got hard ngl
>>62831423Can't fucking wait. Man, I still have my golden N64 cartridge I bought as a kid. All of my birthday money when it released.
when should i buy the NVDA dips?
>>62831384
>>62831419>Bribe the US President to get him to let you buy whatever American sector you want so you can run it into the groundYou mean the cold war again?
>>62831405you laugh but in some cases ai is literally a team of indians this is not derogatory it's a fact
>>62831423>>62831428I still can't get over the art style, hopefully I can play it on a PC cuz idgaf about the Switch 2
>>62831433Funny how time is a flat circle
>>62831421UwU
Diamond support at 280.Buy now for an easy 15%. I'm all in with leverageI will blow my brains out if it dips
>>62831423>slopified ai remakeYeah no thanks ill pass
>>62831331the problem with the metaverse was the same problem as the meta glasses. sex offenders will use them to try to rape children
>>62831445265 is the bottom but 280 may hold gl
>>62830996I will hold my googly moogly at 291 average
>>62831445>Buy now for an easy 15%.lel. amazon earnings in one hour. Anthropic will have to update its s1 with q3 results before 7 november. mid terms. anyone buying ai stocks now is taking a risk.
>>62831445Niggas in 2007
Unburden yourself from what will be
I bought more QQQM before close because I don't think anything is going to happen and thats bullish
>>62831445Based desu
>>62831450Just say you're a faggot luddite who can't enjoy progress. It's one of the best looking games of the year tranny
>>62831471>retard zoomer takeJust admit you have no soul
>>62831471I replayed it before I sold my N64 and it was overrated as fuck desu. only trannies play it because its a piss easy game made for retarded children who just experienced 3d for the first time
I would say 150 is a healthy spot for google
>>62831471You're both right desu
>gold minersGuess I'll just get my balls kicked in.
I will wear my chuddite label like a suit of armor. And it can never be used to hurt me.
>>62831423>Look at the graphics on the new key jingling remake! Ohmigawd I'm so excited!That shit is for gay babies.
> The Wall Street Journal reports that an extraordinary meeting between President Trump and senior military officials was held at the White House today, in which the President was briefed on military options against Iran that could take place as soon as the midterm elections conclude.
>>62831483Kekkkkkkkkkkkkkk>ropes
>>62831474>muh heckin retro graphics are soulfultraaaaaanny
>>62831491He shoulda just done it. They’re gonna lose the midterms anyways.
>>62831491Why wait until after the elections?
OOT 3D looks the best of the three version, it actually looks like the concept art
>>62831487I can understand holding cash but if you are actively shorting the nasdaq 10% off of highs then you are just ngmi
>>62831467I burden myself with what has been.
>>62831503Who said anything about shorting? I hold index funds and short and long term treasuries. I’m boomer maxing
Good day to not be a retarded baggie
Is 109 the bottom for ServiceNow? Should I FOMO now?
Here comes the V
Here comes the Very big dump
a redditor is betting $10 millions on reddit stock (earnings today).
Here comes king crab
30 minutes until AMZN INTC and sneedisk take the market to all time highs
>>62831182Slurpinated
oilers
the bull has been trapped
>>62831518Hilarious. Link? Or keep us posted dobleagentanon
>>62831101Vance’s letter is real but it’s not a “peace letter” it’s a quiet seethe letter, because this iran shit is tanking his chances at being the next pres.
>>62831525staying mostly cash until oil <$100
>>62831527https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1xirx7a/10000000_dollar_rddt_yolo_prepped_for_earnings/
HERE COMES THE NIGGER DUMP
>>62831528JD is too boring to be president. And retarded and uncharismatic. Marco Rubio will unironically be president, if not this time then the next.
>>62831526bears are going to get dunked on so fucking hard like always
>>62831518Kek how the fuck does reddit make money
>>62831533OH SHI-
I exited 250 SNXX @$9.2x, the daily bottom. Holy fuck I caused the reversal, you're welcome everyone once again
>>62831537rddt is very beaten down but still not really cheap
ULTRA GIGA NIGGER P U M P
>>62831451Not just rape children, but also go to people's offices and try to rape them while they're working.Which actually happened
>>62831543why would you not at least wait until the pre-earnings pump that occurs on literally every popular stock every time
>>62831545rollan
>>62831537ads, data, and premium membership.
>>62831545Reads like a pinball table kek. GIGA NIGGER MULTIBALL!!!
>>62831531confirmed fake, sadly
>>62831555Can I get this pinball table made?The Ram Ranch Giga Nigga Invasion Table
AAAAHAHHHHHHHHH
>>62831545rolling
>>62831545Stop giga nigga!!
>>62831292Ludites will tell you "in the ads".While forgetting it was also making that money in ads before le AI meme. Without having to burn money and throw the ashes into a capex black hole.
>>62831555shit nigga you just powered him up 20 minutes from closeit's over
>>62831549historically the last two earnings for sneedisk in April and August have crushed earnings and still dumped, including over the summer where it dumped two levels AH, taking my 3% profit on that lot and betting it dumps moreI still have 7,200
>>62831557I'm worth 4 million and do this shit all the time
>>62831518Fake and gay house money.
>>62831557>Hell with that kind of money what are you even doing eating at chipotle?
>>62831559You lost a whole gum ball
>>62831393The AI economy will be crypto since they can't own bank accounts. Buy whatever crypto shitcoins you think the AI agents will use for their economy
>>62831564sndk is already beaten down this time, last time it was at the same price it is now. and the April earnings retard pumped soon after
>they didn't wait for the bottom to buyWe're going all the way underground, little niggas. This party is just getting started. The market crash next year will your last chance to build generational wealth, so I hope you aren't losing money buying near the top today.
I'm fucking buying, am I retarded?
>>62831581>shit crashes 40%>sits on sidelines waiting for the crashNIGGER FILL UP A BAG WTF ARE YOU DOING
>>62831583My mom told me you buy at the bottom and sell at the top-
I'm officially a google baggie
>niggas finna be holding TSLA and SPCX even though the demonrats are about to take control of congress and subponea elon to death
>>62831582>GGLL + GOOGam I reading this right or wtf would you put six figures into a leveraged GOOG earnings play? and it's not even calls....incredible smigger moment
>>62831579i'm playing pretty defensively (anon says holding 2xletfs for months) after the Biblical heeming in July, I have one lot down at $8.1x that I'm holding onto but this way if we dip AH around 4:30, I have a little dry powder... barely, lol. it's been a rough few months brother.
>>62831582Bruh how you gonna lose 57k on one stock?
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>>62831586>>62831582Based moogliesAfter looking at the chart, it looks like once we go under the 50 week moving average, we usually go back to the 200 week moving average, which is $200Moogliez, we might be cooked!
I'm not a google nigger Original question was asking what googles competitors are doing to avoid a similar downturn?
>>62831587The fat pig is just gonna pardon him, so what's the point. If there's anything to be worried about, it's the hog burning everything down (even harder) in a fit of retard rage. I'm talking full blown war in the middle east.
>>62831587The dems want to have their cake and eat it too.They want to keep TSLA and SpaceX around but get rid of Elon.
>>62831419Write one
>>62831605Literally nothing. Walking into the same disaster.
>>62831270Nah. I held SOXL calls from 103 to 80 and back up. I just realized if I'd waited three days and bought at 80-85, I'd have actually made money.Looks like I'm Vindicated. I'm a trader, not an investor.
You know, I sincerely hope things will be just okay today. Overall the technology is good. If we could all agree how fast to develop it, we could end a lot of the suffering of many people.
>>62831423Half of the Ocarina of Time gimmick was that you play the N64 controller like it's an actual ocarina.
>Beat>DumpIt's so tiresome
>>62831738>I'm a trader, not an investor.I kneel. I'm an investard
>>62831738I missed out on buying at the 80 range. All of this fud about the bubble popping has gotten to me.
>>62831035I'm so pissed I missed it
my AMZN bags
>>62831847Me too. The last three times it dropped below 100 I was planning to buy but when they hit I was like "Oh shit, it's still falling" and the next day it was back up 10-15%.
>>62831635I could, but no one would read it as I'm not a poli-sci major. I'm someone trying to get rich quick off the stock market casino.
