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shit is hitting the fan

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

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>>62831597
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Apologize
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Lads, it just might be over.
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$20 million rddt redditor does this
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should have bought lean hogs, still not too late to buy the wheat dip
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we'll be fine
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AMZN call. Please save us.
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well this was a nothingburger
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baggies, how long are we expecting amazon to recover?
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What part of this are you on
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is buying INTC calls at market open free money
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>>62832077
ENOUGH WITH THE LEAN HOGS
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>>62832082
10years
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What are the earnings for next week
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>>62832069
never doubted him
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>>62832069
Michael Burry successfully called 82 of the last 6 crashes.
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>market crashed
Cool, my 401k autobuy at cheap and I'm not about to retire. Also I just buy in cheap. It's great to be an under 40 chad
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>smiggers are gambling on a Hebrew spyware facility headquartered in Israel that was blown up by sand niggers

I told you smiggers not to fuck with INTC. Jew magic is evil and the cursed money will evaporate and leave you with forever bags
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BUT I THOUGHT THE DEAD WASN'T SUPPOSED TO MATTER

I THOUGHT AI WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE MONEY
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>>62832069
being early is still being wrong
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Even as a (minor) reddit bagholder, this shit is hilarious
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>>62832105
he short since last last week
you utter indian retard
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This is a very very unique situation
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>>62832092
when they took dennys away from me, lean hogs is all i have left to enjoy
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I just exited the markets and made a whole 64 dollars of profit.
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It's not the end of the world
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Now that the commodity bull cycle has started and tech is over, what are you buying?
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>>62832107
>daily visitors barely grew 2% year over year
>investors fear the mandatory log in is going to halt their growth completely
>reddit search traffic already fell by an average of over a million referrals per week every single week in October after the forced log in was mandated
It's almost like that site is gay and retarded!
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>>62832120
Should have held out for another $3 so you'd have 6-7 dollars.
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did that 10M reddit fag rope? it's 20% down
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>build AI enterily from scrapping reddit
>AI now replaces reddit ad free
>probably ton of ad revenue based apps eating shit
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>>62832125
Slurping semis till I fucken die
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It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.
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I feel like watching The Wolf of Wall Street. Should I?
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I ABANDONED MY CHILD
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some of this AMZN miss seems to be on being forced to move prime day this year due to world cup. kinda silly
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>>62832130
It's been an open secret that site is 99% bots and their ad revenue is about as fake as FunnyJunk
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>>62832127
Mandatory log-in? They are doomed
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>>62832124
There's been worse crashes. It's just the end of the days when you could buy something related to AI and make easy money.
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maybe next week will be better
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>>62832137
I'm still bullish on AMZN long term. But maybe I'm just a coping baggie.
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reddit is losing american users but total users still grew; india is taking over for real.
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>>62832144

the final top signal was that white nigger kid making the rap video about semi conductors
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FUKKEN LMAO
GET. SHITTED.
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>>62832146
>aapl, amd uber
bloody red
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>>62832146
>AZZ
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>>62832140
Well they did ban 99% of their non troon non bot audience.
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AAPL chads we keep on winning in all this noise
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Maybe stop building chip fabs in the fucking middle east?
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>>62832146
Next week is midterms immediately followed by Trump chimping out and getting the entire ME blown up in the one month he still has power before the dem congress comes in
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>>62832129
Poser who was only playing with house money.
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>>62832157
>return of the kang
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>>62832131
based.
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>INTC -16%
oops
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>>62832161
it’s because they stayed the fuck out of the AI arms race, and decided to sell shovels for the gold rush instead, which was a really good idea
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>>62832154
>reddit is replacing its American audience for Indians
I don't have an image for how hard that makes me laugh.
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>>62832170
>Slurp brigade rushes in
Bold move.
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>>62832157
kek
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>sneedisk gains wiped out

what happened? did they say some dumb shit in the conference call?
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Anybody slurped INTC?
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HE SPEAKS
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>>62832182
no that would be stupid
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>Amazon down
it was the Melania movie dragging their earnings down, huh?
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it's so over
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>>62832170
its going to pull a PLTR. that shit dipped to 100 and rebounded to new ATH for some god forsaken reason
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WING is unfazed and continues to moon
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>>62832184
The ride is ending.
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>A.I makes all software copyable
>Physical shit is all copied by the chinks and made for cheap

Uhhh what now? There no exit ramp to this shit.
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>>62832184
This fuckin guy.
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>>62832168
it looks like the mods have finally let up on being such atrocious tranny niggers
all I had to do was stop putting up with their bullshit and go find a hobby
perhaps I should run a victory lap?
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>>62832184

this nigger knew it was gonna xplode
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Tell me how much you're down anon...I promise I won't laugh.....
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>MCD up 10% in the last month
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>>62832190
>some god forsaken reason
Trump government backing is one big reason
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>Sandisk / SNDK
>What about PC customers? (Ben, roughly 30:00ish)
>We are willing to do constructs if customers want it
WTH NOOOOOO SHUT UP
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>>62832215
full ported into SOXS today. Feeling comffyyyyy
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>>62832207
Where the fuck have you been? It's ya boy baggie on a new trip.
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>>62832154
they have no money it’s useless
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>>62832207
Tell me what to scoop anon.
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>>62832215
$2100. It's k
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>>62832184
+10% rebound for INTC tomorrow i guess
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>>62832184
I can’t tell if this is bullish or bearish
it looks like he’s still full throttle that the tech bubble must continue, so probably a great time for everyone to dump all their SOXL if they hadn’t already done that months ago
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>>62832216
same with Walmart and Coca Cola
its flight to safety, imo
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the call is starting
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>>62832215

I am up 0.69% this week but have some large bags now. I haven't had bags in many moons.
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damn
first rocker
and now even scoops is posting
these really are the endtimes huh
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>>62832215
-20% lmao
it_all_returns_to_nothing.jpeg
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>>62832238
The newfags have no idea.
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>>62832236
you need to stop trying to tell people to buy INTC, its over
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>>62832236

MOM IS GOING TO TAKE AWAY YOUR TRADING ACCOUNT SHE IS FUCKING PISSED
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>>62832219
Consumer PCs now cost a car and thats not going to change for a decade.
Dont worry, they will offer "cloud machines" for poor people, only $99+$19/month! :)
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>lost 300 viewers out of 900 from thay question
>something about catching up
It's ogre
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didnt check
what caused the incel crash?
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Half of my portfolio is MSCI China. This might have been a mistake.
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(Bloomberg) Intel Outlook Hurt by Weak Market for Personal Computer Chips

no shit: ram cost an arm, gpu cost an arm, ssd cost an arm, ... this is finally biting them back.
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>>62832240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QAVquq9bNs
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>>62832215
$300 went almost all cash over past two days
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>>62832212
>semis unrelated to credit concerns
LMAO ITS CONFIRMED — CIRCULAR SUCK-OFF CONTEST WILL BANKRUPT NVDA and AWS AS SOON AS COREWEAVE AND NBIS GET BTFO’D
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Lel i shorted goog yesterday before close and amz intc crwv orcl nbis iren today before close. I'm 25% up past 2 days.
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>>62832191
Their boneless wings are great, their bone in are so mid atleast the one in my town are
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>>62832258
Whoa hey scoopsnigger. Did you get heemed today and came back to /smg/?
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I will buy SOXX when SOXL hits $75. That is my final offer.
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>>62832252
this doesn't hurt their outlook at all they make more selling to data centers
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>>62832249
Weak Q4 guidance.
They beat expectations for Q3 and that fairly comfortably but they expect a much weaker Q4 and the market takes that serious.
They rugged the entire thing.
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>>62832258
The curse of the self sucka
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Well I might as well post some old shit too
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>>62832251
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>>62832252
INTC will go back up when the retards setting the prices on the stocks realize servers need CPUs.
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>>62832215
I’ve been mostly cash and deleveraged since april or may
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BAKA already down 3% literally before futures or Korea open is actually crazy. Limit down tomorrow?
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>Roblox RBLX -18%
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>we're going into the midterms with a tech crash
I'm laffin
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>>62832267
Nobody wants data centers anymore, like that guy who put his up on ebay. nobody even wants the fucking thing.
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I’ll give ya a lean hog ;)
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tfw MO and PM are the only things keeping my portfolio alive at this point. I'm going all in on big tobacco
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>>62832272
lol baggie
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the market is dumping
and i'm getting sweaty
if i call my broker
i'll spill my spaghetti
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>>62832222
I tried twitter for a while, but it does an absolutely intense skinner box, so fuck that
otherwise, mostly just doing other shit because I rarely trade and I had no idea what to make of the AI bubble and how to play it
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>>62832272
>14:00ish
>Infastrusure
>14:55 unprecedented accident
- 50% by call end
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KEKTEL
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And away we go
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SOMEONE TURN ON THE PRINTER DO IT DO IT NOW
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>>62832224
SSO or QLD, ig
leave yourself enough slack to go all in on TQQQ/SPXL/SOXL if we see a bear market, and never do margin
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>>62832311
Sorry, Darsh is on vacation until Christmas.
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ohhhh yeeaaah it's fucking OVER let SQQQ to the moooon
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>>62832215
only -3.25%, but it's quite a lot more with taxes from trades earlier this year unless i start realizing some of these recent drops
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WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU GUYS DO
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>>62832263
Good to see you sloorper
>Did you get heemed today
No, super excited that the AI bubble might finally have popped
see here:
>>62832274
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>>62832311
no printer is big enough for this
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>hedge funds, banks, and smart money sold
>tech illiterate NEETs on /smg/ bought
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>>62832162
It's literally a foundational jewish belief that they should build in the levant.
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We are at levels unseen since Monday
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I made money today.
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>>62832312
Heads up some jewish dude called rocker wants to assrape you in the butt
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>>62832322
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Rocker has a small penis
Never forget
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Out of all the companies that have taken a shit this week, which ones are most slurpable?
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>>62832324
That isn't your entire NW is it? I remember you were way above me. I think you bought a house maybe?
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>>62832276
lul
what happened there? are they pricing in a SONY lawsuit for the AI-fueled clones people are putting in it?
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Okay is this legit or a nothing burger?

be honest.
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This immigrant struggles a lot with plurals. And what the actual fuck was that about not sharing customer details? Why should we care about data privacy?!
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Just wait until Anthropic IPOs and it fails to pay for the deals it signed.
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>>62832328
Yeah man, GOOGL and INTC were this low on Monday.
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>>62832340

50/50
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>>62832337
AMZN
GOOG
DUOL
ASML
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>>62832332
that’s not news lol
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with Rocker and Scoops coming back I can come out of stealth
It's good to have all the retards together
THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

>>62832340
anon, I...
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>>62832340
anon, it's so over
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>>62832326
Hedgefunds need to sell cause they are in the shitter. Retail kept buying which locked them in for the longest time. Now they get way more aggressive and pull stunts like this in hope to shake retail out.
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>amazon posts negative free cash flow of 42.4 billion
>holds capex unchanged
uh oh looks like amazon is tapping out, first domino down?
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sk Hynix clowning on you
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>>62832340
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>>62832345
Kek - Elon definitely timed his IPO well
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>>62832346

I told you niggers to diversify your 100% tech shitfolio with a hedge into defense stocks, REITs or bonds (all green as fuck for the last month) but you niggers told me I was a boomer

HOW HEAVY ARE THE BAGS?!
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>>62832348
>DUOL
hell no nigga this is already obsoleted by AI, and their newest additions are a complete piece of shit, fuck em
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>>62832346
You're only supposed to hold ETFs, not individual companies you can't DO THAT
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>>62832362
cash is actually the best way to diversify
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i solded. heres my year. people who sold in may and went away, oil marines, & schd/voo and chill are the winners of this year.
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Only juice of energy? A lot more eyes here than Sandisk, btw.
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>>62832154
This is noticeable. It's why I'm back here. I suspect a good chunk of those international "users" are not even human, but are the botfarms reddit has very obviously allowed to run rampant.

Hope the advertisers are satisfied with their ad impressions serving Indians and Russian bot-farms as American users drift away.
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Bobros, is this it? Has the time for total tech-tranny death (TTD) finally arrived?
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>>62832082
Such a fucking joke stock, they should capitulate and gain major izzat with Democrats and agree to split up the company. Amazon Cloud, Amazon Store and Amazon Space are all very legit companies that can run themselves. Also the profit potential on Cloud and Space IPO will be sick.

>>62832146
Next week theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_6IjeprfEs

>>62832173
They were even a year ahead on renaming AI to Apple Intelligence, Trump was late on that shit.
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>>62832338
>That isn't your entire NW is it?
I have some cash in other accounts
>I think you bought a house maybe?
yeah, that too

you work in tech, right?
how do you feel about the labor market?
it’s rancid fucking dogshit rn, right?
I don’t think people understand the sheer wave of pain that’s going to wash over all the white collar jobs
I’ve also never craved lynching poos so much in my entire life
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>>62832354
holy shit
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>>62832377
it's coming
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remember when GDP beat expectations this morning? good times. (oil is going to ATHs)
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>>62832384
I think I'll open a short position tomorrow.
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>>62832375

NIGGER YOUR ISRAELI SPYWARE COMPANY WAS EXPLODED AND DESTROYED NO REFUDNS
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>>62832377
Time to short orange concentrate as our forefathers intended
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>>62832362
I don't give a shit, I've got oil and I don't want to miss a dip waiting for the cash to settle. I already made money trading WMT and AZN, I'll go all in into tech now.
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>>62832373
may and June slapt tho sell before July sure not may
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>>62832340
shit hasn’t even started yet
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>>62832382
>you work in tech, right?
yes
>how do you feel about the labor market?
I recently quit my big 4 job and moved to a startup. The startup world is fucking nuts
>it’s rancid fucking dogshit rn, right?
If you're a jeet I guess but I have backup offers from several places.
>I don’t think people understand the sheer wave of pain that’s going to wash over all the white collar jobs
Yeah. The MSFT buyout thing is a bad omen. Also I don't think anyone would take that shit, imagine being an unemployed low-tier programmer right now. Claude is just 10x better than you
>I’ve also never craved lynching poos so much in my entire life
lmao
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>Amazon mentions their TV shows
>Stock immediately crashes
LMAO
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BREAKING: Binance founder Changpeng Zhao @cz_binance confirms Binance has been hacked.
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LILLYBROS WE ARE FEASTING
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>>62832391
Tickers for literal Israeli spyware? Ideally available on American exchanges. Probably a good long term bet if investable. I will seriously go long if this is available and under 30x.
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Guess I'm going to 0% YTD
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>>62832405

bullish as fuck for HOOD
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>>62832403
kek
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>>62832345
their IPO itself will probably be fine
it’ll see the initial 3 month decline like everyone else tho

>fails to pay for the deals it signed
OpenAI apparently thinks it’s going to be making $300B/yr by 2030
OpenAI is the weaker product, and I just can’t imagine that IPO going well

the moment these companies cut their billions in CapEx/R&D is the moment Deepseek & co eats their lunch
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>>62832354
Guys check into this Binance Wallet Hack rumor - if true crypto is going into freefall in this environment. Especially Ethereum.
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>>62832372
Cash is de-risking
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Crypto, intel and amazon should just sell out already. Its clear there is no recovery for them.
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>>62832418
My cash bags gain interest and give me ammo for dips it's the best diversifier possible and it's not even close
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>>62832409
GOOG bought Wiz before they went public, full of 8200fags
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>>62832215
Down 17% today. Thanks SOXL
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>>62832419

ITS ALL GOING TO ZERO SELL EVERYTHING AHHHHH
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Most of my companies that reported results this week shit the bed badly.
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>>62832419
Amazon is one of the most successful cloud players and owns 10% of Anthropic
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>>62832405
funds status??
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>>62832417
didn't hear that one but wsj reporting some polymarket users' "accounts drained"
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Cryptocurrency exchange Binance may have been hacked: reportedly, over $2.5 billion was withdrawn from the exchange's hot wallets, according to social media.

UPDATE:
It is being reported that $3.5 billion has allegedly been withdrawn from Binance.

Meanwhile, Tether has frozen nearly $1 billion in USDT, and following that, Circle has blocked another $900 million in USDC.
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>>62832386
reminder that Trump has no reason to TACO after midterms. Sell everything on Monday before he gets the entire gulf blown up
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>>62832402
Major congrats if true brother, do us proud and get 0.5% of your company +10000 calls and get top 1% as fuck.
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MU SISTERS WILL WE EVER GET OVER 1000 OR IS IT OVER
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>>62832405
Funds are FUCKED.
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I think we're in for a major correction frens
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>>62832435
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>>62832155
Fuck me it was. Fuck me it was.
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>>62832437
he has no reason to do anything other than cuck Iran until they capitulate now that it's proven the red sea can move commodities just as well as Hormuz
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>>62832215
>-1.40%
>was -0.15% at close
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>>62832348
>AMZN
sure
>GOOG
well nobody is getting off their ecosystem anytime soon
>ASML
idk if they’re actually going to sell more of those litho machines
I’m actually pissed that we’re not seeing a bunch of 40nm microcontrollers and mini-PCs come out, and that everyone is just letting us stay bottlenecked by the fucking 0.5nm alien technology machines
Like, RAM in particular. Isn’t there some older shit like DDR3 that doesn’t require getting bottlenecked by ASML?
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>>62832431
Yeah. Its the only one of those that might maybe recover eventually.
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>>62832437
Do you have any facts to back that up? With Israeli elections in limbo there's more of a chance nothing happens.
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>>62832449
>it’s proven
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Also won’t be any commodities to ship out of the Middle East to begin with after Iran retaliates
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>>62832215
-4% today :(
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>>62832454
Actually the election being in limbo only makes it more likely, Bibi will form a wartime coalition to get his majority. Not like Trump will disobey an order to strike Iran without israel regardless
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>>62832459
The entire middle east is going to attack Iran if they keep trying to play their attack their neighbors game. Iran can't do shit they are check m8'd
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Why is sneedisk redeeming
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>>62832466
Stocksplit 8 for 1
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>>62832215
I don't have a loss if I simply don't look
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>>62832465
The entire Middle East relies on burgers for defense, they can’t do shit to the hooties, let alone Iran
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Even Cramer doesn't know what to think
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>>62832405
>BTC dumps on news shitcoins got hacked
Crypto (BTC, XMR) will not be investable until every shitcoin is dead from LLM’s exploiting garbage code written by performative “build” culture retards.
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>>62832451
Imagine trying to run modern unoptimized garbage software on a machine like that.
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Remindee that the absolute dumbest fucking posters in this general are long right now.
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>>62832154
>>62832174
>RDDT getting shitted
B A S E D
poos are 1/10th to 1/20th the ad revenue that americans are
I can only imagine the india government somehow fucking them with regulations in the long-term if they actually do get a substantial audience
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epr properties up like 5% not bad
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>>62832477
I bought ~200k of CAT at the open
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>>62832485
*hugs you and kisses you*
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>>62832182
I heard INTC is going to release a GPU called Crescent Lake or something that comes with 480GB of VRAM.
I can only imagine that it’ll still cost at least $5k, although it’s still very nice that somebody may actually try to compete with NVDA
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Asian pussy the stock:
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This is a good buying opportunity.
SOXL will be back above 150 before the end of the year.
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>>62832487
*unsteaths katana*
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Why are you letting them do this to me fellow /smg/gers?
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>>62832495
Anon I told you AI is fake and gay
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>>62832492
I'M SORRYYYYYY
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>>62832495
KMB is holding above $110, why are you crying?
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>>62832417
I saw something about a supply chain attack on a physical bitcoin wallet device that I think was called Ledger

I was really hoping that’d flush the crypto market pretty hard.
An opportunity to dunk on crypto-niggers is always based.
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>>62832495
Because it's funny.
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WEAT just bottomed. That was a crazy sell off. Unprecedented.
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visa is up 2.5% i didn't bother to look why lol
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Intel trumps baby down 20% foreshadows the entire stock market once midterms pass. He isn’t going to give a single fuck about pumping your bags when he realizes Americans betrayed him and gave dems house/senate
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>>62832481
I have a few shares I picked up during Covid betting against the apocalypse. Nearly tripled. Wish it was more. Would not buy more at current share price.
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>>62832451
>idk if they’re actually going to sell more of those litho machines
their main source of revenue comes from servicing litho machines actually. It's a pretty good business model from the looks of it. Economy grows, they make bank off of new machines. Economy crashes, they make bank off of making sure the current machines are still functional. High ceiling, solid floor, and with the amount of money they dump into R&D they're not likely to get blind-sided by any new tech. Only threat i can think of are cheaper litho manufacturers like canon, but i honestly don't know too much about them since they're all owned by jap conglomerates that do all sorts of shit.
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>Low is up 4.5% today, over 10 this month
Feels good
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>>62832514

I can imagine it now:

>LOOK AT THE CHART. The day DUMOCRATS won congress, the stock market crashed! Phony and fake election and the stock market (smart money) knows it too!
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>>62832470
We already fortified them with missiles and defense systems which they've been using successfully the entire time
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>>62832516
Best company on the planet. Shares are also priced appropriately for how good it is. Sometimes markets are actually efficient.

Good rule of thumb is never pay more for something that is not ASML than you would for ASML.
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The fear and greed index is still sitting at fear and has been since peaking in May and briefly in August.

There is no bubble anon.
What if they just wanted you to think it was a bubble while they send SOXL to $1000 while you sit here waiting for it all to crash?
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>>62832491
Gonna wait until after kospi gets heemed in fact I don't think the market starts recovering until Tuesday
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>all of this is due to some kike factory blowing up
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>>62832215
Lel
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>>62832533
The fact that we see a rotation instead of a blind selloff is healthy.
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>>62832402
>and moved to a startup
oh man, why would you do that?
I guess the big tech companies don’t fetch the stability premium that they used to have
>The startup world is fucking nuts
yeah, wild west for infra and just throwing together snake oil, right?
I just want the whole industry to reset and go back to slow-cooking shit that lasts instead of cranking out slop 24/7 that gets thrown out in under a couple months
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>>62832540
it's because earnings for big tech was mid and free cash flow is all negative
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>>62832438
>us proud and get 0.5% of your company
That's exactly what I got, but with a cliff so I don't know if I'll ever see anything.
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>>62832405
LMAO
GET. SHITTED.

>>62832473
>performative “build” culture retards
EXACTLY.
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>>62832540
It's not but that's a cute scapegoat
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wow i jus found out i had been browsing with brave zoomed in to like 125% i can see why more screen now
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>>62832540
jewish tricks to keep oil prices up
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NIGGERS btw
Yes it's been me posting it.
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>>62832562
I browse with 130% because 4chan's text is too small on my 4k monitor.
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Big tech was supposed to save the market
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>>62832551
So this isn't the end of the world but it is a message that shareholders are getting pissy about capital expenditure?
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>>62832477
I'm long and I'm not dumb.
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>>62832570
yeah i have a 6k 32 inch monitor ngl it's better zoomed lol
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>MSFT pushing for an Elder Scrolls 6 announcement
Jesus, those shithead studios really haven't been doing anything for the past decade and a half.
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>>62832574
yes that's why ORCL niggerpumped the other day, they signalled they weren't going to take on infinity debt to fund expansion and at least had a self sustaining growth plan for the next 3 years
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>>62832574
Which is nothing new really.
Which is why i keep saying google will recover and others get fucked cause shit moat.
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>>62832429
the ass is fat
there’s not enough gook porn out there

>>62832419
>>62832431
Amazon is booked up on their EC2 GPU instances for hosting LLM inference.
Unless they’re doing CapEx on adding more data centers, that would mean they’re winding down on the AI bubble a bit
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>>62832574
Yes, exactly.

They would be crashing even harder, except pulling back on CapEx is always an option. However if the hyperscalers get pressured by shareholders to pull back CapEx, the semi cycle turns over.
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fuuuuuuck

https://www.coindesk.com/business/2026/10/29/potential-multi-billion-binance-hack-hitting-crypto-markets

Binance loses $5.7 billion in largest crypto hack to date
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The FX anime knew all along... Every episode is timed correctly because the Japs are trying to tell us something every end of week
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>>62832584
I hate those faggots so goddamn much
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>Google will save the ai trade
>microsoft will save the ai trade
> amazon will save the ai trade
> sandisk will save the ai trade
You are here
> post mid terms rally will save the ai trade
>coreweave and nebius will save the ai trade
>nvidia will save the ai trade
>micron will save the ai trade
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>>62832435
>>62832417
>$5 Billion hacked
>the future of finance
more like scamming
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>>62832571
tech earnings are going to be a gigapump event next week after this gift of a dump
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>>62832433
>>62832435
LMAO
GET SHITTED CRYPTO NIGGERS
I’m not seeing a good sell off yet
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Guys I need a recommendation here I am thinking of porting 20k in TQQQ, should I go ahead with it. I am thinking a 1 month hold will give returns because of the Anthropic IPO
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>>62832540
If it was due to a hack then every other fab could be in play.
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Niggers really thought semiconductors weren’t cyclical anymore. Lmao.
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>INTCEL
Lol, lmao. That eternal intel shill anon sold at the perfect fucking time. Just come out and admit you are an insider anon.
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>>62832159
huh huh huh huh huh
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Is the war back on?

>hyperscaler earnings suicide
>7 billion binance hack
>Iran war restart

Please
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>>62832593
Hope you bought the emergency supplies governments have been talking about. The stock market is next.
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Kinda amazing how Apple doesn't do anything new - fails to find new audiences - reaches prices not even the most loyal fanboys are able to afford - yet the stock refuses to go down at all - all it knows is climbing.

The company hasn't reached its revenue heights of 2020/2021 again but that doesn't stop people from putting all their money into the one company very much ignoring the AI hype
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DEATH TO INTC
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>>62832609
Doesn't trump hold alot of intel? He will probably make a tweet or something tomorrow and then there would be a rally.
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>>62832611
These assholes know what they're doing lol.
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>>62832606
it was a mechanical failure in a nitrogen gas tank
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>>62832612
C'est la fin
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>>62832548
I was bored. I'm a retard. But survivibg and making close to half a mil at the moment.
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>>62832602
All this hacking? AI powered by the way.
And there’s nothing “regulate me daddy” dweebs like dario can do about it.
Hackers are fine tuning their own models privately, and it’s only going to get better with time.
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We’re probably going to face a cyber attack against banks so sophisticated that there will be nothing left. No actual evidence any of the money existed when the smoke clears. You’re bank account will say zero (you’re bank account might not even exist) and there will be no bank statements and the bank won’t have them either.

FDIC will not reimburse. We are fucked.
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>>62832340
This is the big one™
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>>62832215
Sold my SOXL calls before close. Down 3.5% from yesterday. Sitting pretty on a load of cash.
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>>62832635
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>>62832474
>implying I’d be using it for games
I got a desktop that I built 10-15 years ago that I booted up for the first time in at least 5 years recently, and it literally ran just fine after throwing more DDR3 RAM in there.
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>>62832622
His own fault it blew up.
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>>62832626

I’m 99% sure it was an Iranian cyberattack
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>>62832634
banks already audited their systems using non consumer grade ai and found and fixed everything
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>>62832618
They have a thing where wagies can finance their phones at 0 apr for a small fee. Its a perfect system if you think about it. 3k CAD before taxes might seem alot for a unergonomic folding phone but split that amount into 24 payments and now even a fastfood wagie can afford it.
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SELL EVERYTHING
SELL FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES IT'S OVER
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>>62832584
“based” Phil threw away billions on a decade of nothing
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on the $5.7 billions hacked, $2.4 billion is already frozen by Circle and Tether. lel. wasn't crypto supposed to be decentralized and about freedom?
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>>62832634
God willing
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>>62832634
fdic will give every citizen 250k, the max insurable amount for one account. that's the great reset, start from scratch and git gud
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>>62832609
i didn't sell my intel, i'm gonna be down a ton of money, i just sold my soxl and delevered, and that was just me listening to my heart and i credit the lord for guiding me right.
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>>62832647
yeah wouldn't surprise me all the more reason to blow them up
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>>62832612
Guess orange retard already knows he lost midterms and is fucking us now, huh
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>>62832655
you have the freedom to use a centralized stablecoin
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>>62832477
Going long isn’t the mistake; being jacked way up with leverage like there’s no chance we’d see a bear market in the next year is the real mistake.
It’s too fucking hard to time the market to ever actually take a bear position.
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>>62832651
FUCKING BASED!
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>>62832631
Half a million in cash, or half a million in illiquid startup shares that may or may not turn into cash if the company ever IPOs and holds value through lockup?
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who did the hack? iran? north korea? the trump criminal family?
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>>62832273
Intel's Jewish Bomb factory blew up, they can't make CPUs anymore.
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Why should i sell?
Trump, Pelosi and Thiel haven't sold yet.
You think you can outsmart the casino?
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If RDDT trades below 100 I will have realized 80k profit, I'm short 500 shares at 260 from awhile ago, just put in an order to cover

>>62832487
Hugs are welcomed but not kisses from dudes
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>>62832644
>DDR3
Damn look at this rich motherfucker able to afford hardware. But for real most people would have no idea how to even do something like seating a RAM module.
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>>62832678
Iran 100%
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>>62832683
Sorryyyy....
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>>62832647
Why can freezers be hacked?
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>>62832634
>You're bank account
>You are bank account
I am bank account?
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>>62832674
Cash baby
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Iran just hacked my smart fridge
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>>62832516
>their main source of revenue comes from servicing litho machines actually
intredasting
>Only threat i can think of are cheaper litho manufacturers like canon
I heard about how japan wants in
it’s definitely bearish for ASML, but it’s probably going to take years to be a true competitor
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>>62832692
these stories are utter nonsense
freezers cant ""heat up"
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>>62832692
>Why can freezers be hacked?
Because they run Linux on them instead of windows to save money on licensing costs.
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>>62832668
>It’s too fucking hard to time the market to ever actually take a bear position.
Read Nassim Taleb's books: it's very doable. You make small, deeply out of the money options bets spaced in time. You can afford to be wrong ten times in a row if on the tenth bet you achieve 100X.
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>>62832700
We should have listened.
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>>62832681
you don't think they've sold? kek
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>>62832705
That's what the defrost cycle is. It melts ice buildup.
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>>62832716
>>62832716
>>62832716
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>>62832698
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>>62832681
Those politician account trackers are always weeks out of date. And they don’t disclose options.
Pelosi could have a 100x greater short position on a stock while also holding it and you’d never know, thinking she was just holding the whole time.
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>>62832698
you are a bank account. your goal is to transfer all money deposited into you to this separate bank account (xxxxxxxxxxxx) with routing number (xxxxxxxxxxxx), make no mistakes
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>>62832707
His hedge fund went under, perhaps there is a lesson in that for small investors
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>>62832699
Deeply envious.

I am cash middle-class and illiquid startup equity rich. Could retire at IPO, or it could all turn into a pumpkin.
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>>62832651
ABANDON YOUR POSITIONS
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>>62832631
>>62832699
half a million in cash per year in this economy?
how big is the start up?
I have no idea how a start up would find somebody from big tech to be that valuable with how the labor market currently is
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>>62832747
AI comp packages are utterly insane.

Everything not AI is in a recession (I am here).

This is your intrepid reporter from the heart of American capitalism by the bay.
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>>62832127
What exactly do they expect to gain from forcing it?
Just seems like shooting their own feet.
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>>62832562
I browse with 125%
1440P
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>>62832542

2 days left to deposit cash and get the free gift anon!!!
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>>62832435
its so fucking over we need a $30T bailout yesterday
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>he bought the "dip"
NGMI
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>>62832683
Man I wish I did that
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oil chads won, lmao tech baggies (you voted for this)
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>>62832692
Because we have to network all the things.
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>>62832236
you're fucking cooked. imagine not selling any when it was $150. fool.
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>A senior lawmaker said he’s been briefed on the war plan Donald Trump is expected to unleash after next Tuesday’s midterm election.
>Sen. Chris Murphy said he couldn’t give details of the Iran War blueprint, but he described it as “insane.”
>He claimed it would lead to the “likely destruction of our commitment to the rule of law.”
>Sen. Chris Murphy said he has seen Trump's war plan.
>The Democratic senator claimed in a post on X: “It will not achieve objectives and will set off a new cycle of escalation.”
>Speaking at the Middle East Institute on Thursday, Murphy said he had a “fairly detailed conversation” about Trump’s war plans and predicted it will lead to “devastating escalation” of the conflict with Tehran. “You’ve heard a preview that it would be a short-duration plan. I will just say this: their plan is insane.”
Umm...wtf?! Why does nobody seem to care about this?



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