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baggies special edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

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>>62832062
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$5.6 billion has been stolen from the crypto exchange Binance, making it the biggest crypto heist ever.
- Binance is aware of the hack and is currently investigating (https://x.com/binance/status/2115918888429133902)
- The hackers didn't convert freezable assets in time, because of this roughly $2.4 billion of the stolen money were frozen. (~43%)
- The hackers are still moving assets this moment
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NIGGERS
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>>62832724
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Happy shit's fucked weekend, everyone.
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Invest in any company making analog products.

AI NIGGERS are coming for your fridge.
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>>62832724
me right now who has never put any money in crypto
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Least tech illiterate /smg/ baggie: >>62832706
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AI bubble landing
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what a dark day
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KEK INTEL
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>>62832733
Whoopsie daisy!
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>>62832724
I wish I was a hacker stealing billions
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cash baggies unite
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Guess who is fapping to BBC gens tonight
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Fuck this, i think im gonna gamble on that meme stock some insider was shilling 3 threads back
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Not selling.
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>Google will save the ai trade
>microsoft will save the ai trade
> amazon will save the ai trade
> sandisk will save the ai trade
You are here
> post mid terms rally will save the ai trade
>coreweave and nebius will save the ai trade
>nvidia will save the ai trade
>micron will save the ai trade
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>>62832737
Ooh she cute
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Don't look into the pit
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>>62832747
Very small. They pay me that because I got a big dick. I ain't no jeet
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>>62832759
Pack it up ai gay guys it’s over
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>>62832759
your entire spam post is rising the high of zong and goggle and nothing else have fun with your puts next week cucko
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>>62832759
google popped the entire thing
there is no going back
if google cant make money with AI, then noone can
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>>62832759
Does this mean we are finally getting RAM prices down?
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>>62832762
>MFW I did for like 3 seconds before I remembered to check if it was a .gif or not
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>>62832751
Your mother.
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This is it
This is the big one
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>>62832759
Ask not what AI trade can do for you but what you can do for AI trade
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>>62832769
haha no
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>>62832765
>he’s still bullish
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>>62832768
Google was always gonna be one of the biggest AI losers.
Because AI fucks their core business model which is still the search engine.
Why would you ever use Google again in a world where AI agents can spoonfed you whatever info you desire? Google to Ai is like Blockbuster to Netflix
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it's bullish for coinbase no? everyone will migrate there.
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>>62832773
I understood that reference!
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>>62832754
Which one?
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Damn anybody see Reddit today now that’s a drop!
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what can save Intel?
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>>62832791
Trump
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>>62832791
Why should we save Intel?
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>>62832791
Rebuilding that factory. Outside of Israel.
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Any opinions on VXUS? I added it to my portfolio because I felt I was too US heavy but didn't really feel like learning or watching international markets, but I'm fairly underwhelmed.

I understand the US has had an unusually long bullrun, and a few years isn't a reliable measure for a long-term hold, but this thing just sucks.
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>>62832724
I was honestly hoping for this thing to take a much bigger shit
it usually doesn’t take more than an hour to price in this kind of news, right?
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>>62832779
wrong
google has some of the best AI
and they have the most data to feed their AI
thats why Berkshire bought fucking Google
because its literally the best AI play
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so what is the next thing supposed to be if tech is no good anymore, as a wise man once said: "it's all computer"
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bru, the fuck is happening
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>>62832796
In theory it’s a good move. But in practice you’re investing in a bunch of subhuman countries that will never out perform America. The biggest American companies are already global. VXUS is for suckers.
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>sandisk still dumping
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>>62832800
Gemini is utter trash. Worse than Copilot which is also dogshit.
Berkshire are retarded boomers who sat on the entire initial AI hype holding cash while everyone else made bank.
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>>62832804
Commodities
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>>62832805
> : DISCORD
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>>62832787
INO, their FDA decision is tomorrow and a few moments after that anon posted it started giganigger pumping
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>>62832805
lol
the jews are pulling the plug
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>I'm 100% leveraged bear etfs
Hehe
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>>62832784
What fucking normie wants to use crypto?
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*sigh*
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>>62832791
they're doing great. there was an accident in israel and pc market is weak, but dcai is growing at 30% and accelerating, 18a and 14a are both ahead of schedule, foundry growing at 50%, and they have 50 billion in cash. it's the stock market doing stock market things. 18a doesn't even reach peak production until 2030, this is a long term play and there are going to be intense ups and downs.
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>AMZN
My butthole will never un-gape from this
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>>62832797
all the binance coins are still either locked up to try and avoid the hack, or already hacked, so people can't really do much trading I guess
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>>62832805
The great crypto heist is upon us. Absolute cinema.
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>>62832810
all of AI is trash, whats your point?
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yeah so EVERYTHING is going to go to complete shit tomorrow except for the stock market, which will rally for no reason, then they're going to use nukes on iran over the weekend and call it a MOAB. any questions?
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>>62832804
Tech is good. Its just expensive as fuck.
And next will be robots and batteries.
I mean unless we WW3. Then next is robots and batteries.
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>>62832814
Yeah, it giga-nigger pumped because it had giganigger dumped a few minutes before that. It didn't even nigger-pump back up to where it was at open today, it was down almost 20%.
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>INTEL NO BUENO
https://youtu.be/GO517hkrKaU
FUCK, WAGMI anyways SOXL BROS.
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>>62832830
What are the financial implications of this?
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>>62832829
Yeah so trash that its currently hacking Polymarket, Binance, Sony, the PS5, the Switch 2 and multiple programming languages.

AI is currently destroying the internet as we know it.
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>>62832831
yeah but how will you afford batteries when they'll be priced +400%
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>>62832830
there is zero reason for the stock market to go up tomorrow
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>>62832835
there are none. we're going to die nigga
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the great golden bear run has begun
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>>62832812
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>>62832837
sounds bearish to me
and I agree
what are you even arguing about
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>>62832805
Imagine i have a way to hack into a crypto marketplace.
Will i use it once and then wait so everyone can fix the hole or will i use it as many times as i can on as many markets i can in short period of time?
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>>62832840
that's what i just said
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>>62832814
Somebody dumped 3 million shares in about 15 minutes.
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Do people really not expect a correction tomorrow
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crypto, ai, Iran
What’s going on with the world.
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>>62832838
You are not supposed to be able to afford anything anon. Did you sleep last 50 years?
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you niggers arent prepared for upcoming lost decade
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>>62832861
youre an optimist I see
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Over 40 and working full time.
Grim.
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>>62832838
Only to non chinese. China will produce everything and you'll just transfer your wealth so a chinese unc can pay his baddies to look pretty
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>>62832861
Motherfucker I already had a lost decade.
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and babe don't worry about me, i have 42k cash and i'll be slurping the dip, this is just another opportunity to profit. prices change every day and i had no intention of selling.
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People really have no fucking idea how fucked we are.

AI agents finetuned for hacks don't rest. People can just endlessly dig at sites until something cracks. And there are always holes because code is never perfect.
Your bank is fucked - Your crypto is fucked.
Turns out essentially all of our modern infrastructure was built on the faith that no one could be arsed to invest thousands of hours into cracking it.
Well shit sucks cause AI can do exactly that in a very short timeframe.
You cannot unpatch this. Best you can do is use your own AI agents and spot and fix leaks in real time.
Which is still a losing battle cause thats a fight where the defender is at a disadvantage.
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>>62832833
And it's somehow less risky than trading on this meme market
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THE LINE IS UNDEFEATED. WE MUST TOUCH THE LINE. WE ALWAYS COME BACK TO THE LINE
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>>62832761
Assuming you're in a situation where ammo and survival are paramount, thereby assuming a collapse of government, what use is a piece of paper saying you own whatever land? You think the new government will automatically honor it for reasons?
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>>62832890
WHY DIDN'T WE GO TO THE OVER LINE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Guys should I buy 20k worth of TQQQ?
Nasdaq is down right now, I am scared because of AMD's earnings next week. I need your guys' advice..
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>>62832891
To get dumb bitches.
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>>62832883
this is why we need president trump to regulate supreme intelligence to be permit only
you will need a permit to buy a GPU or a prebuilt computer and if we catch you generating even a single token offline us patriots will hunt you down and cut your toes off
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>>62832883
Civilization wont collapse over shit like this. Stop dreaming.
Banks would turn offline before that.
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>>62832892

its always darkest before the dawn. now that we touched one line maybe we can touch the other line
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>>62832847
>Anyone who has been impacted will be made whole
wat
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>>62832883
fuck off already with your latest AI nonsense storty
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>Fed holds rates
>smiggers fomo
>rug pull on tech earnings
Damn boy the Hebrews done got yall
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>>62832883
When people make doompost stories this is it's a bottom
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>>62832831
They'll do the robots and batteries FOR WW3.
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>'e bought?
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>>62832894
AMD is gonna dump no matter what, you might as well get some SOXS for shits and giggles
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>>62832908
these doomposts are supposed to be bullish for AI
that tells you how retarded these people are
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>>62832897
Already way too late for that. GPUs capable of this destruction are already out there.

>>62832898
Which is the only realistic solution. A complete shutdown of our modern IT infrastruture.
Back to the good old fax and pigeons.
Doing anything online is suicidal in a post AI world
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>>62832903
That means they will cover the losses ya dingus
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>>62832903

hodl mode engaged. we will return your new coins (now worth 30% less than your old coins) after we get finished pulling them out of our ass

thanks for "investing" in "stable" coin on our "secure" exchange
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>>62832915
and yet youre here, shilling this nonsense for a rupees
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>bibi loses
>everything rugpulls
Coincidence?
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>JUST IN: Tether freezes $971 million linked to suspected Binance hack.
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>>62832913
Anon, the natural trajectory of the market is up. I am not a bear and I don't wanna mess with the bulls. I'd rather wait in cash than buy a Short etf.
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>>62832903
Theyre gonna put a hole in everyone who lost money to keep em quiet! Dont mess with the mobs money!
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Did pmg wonned?
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>>62832923
Samson Option in effect.
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>>62832915
At least the poor pidgeons would get some use instead of becoming flying rat pests.
But people would use phones instead. Regardless, measures will be taken to deal with this if it comes to that.
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I realized gains of ~40% on $LNG today
time to put my winnings into a real ticker like Klarna
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>Futures
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>>62832925

>its Dario trying to come up with some revenue
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>>62832942
NIGGERS
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I bought goog this is all my fault sorry
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>tfw too intelligent to panic sell
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There is no plan
We will not be saved
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>>62832955
Yes.
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cosby opens in an hour and a half, predictions? is we be getting circuit breakers?
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only a $50T bailout yesterday can save this market
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>>62832906
>smiggers fomo
WHO Fomoed?
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>>62832962
The gooks are gonna freak.
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>>62832965

nah man $5000 checks for every non brown American after elections
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>>62832917
I know but who the fuck says it like that
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I am a rizzless incel chud
there is no amount of red that could make me sell
my will is too strong
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so how long until our brokerages get hacked?
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>>62832972
>>62832962

china is green after America rugged out. I think you niggers fudded the exact bottom of the chink market.
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>>62832987
I know they look alike, but China is not Korea.
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>>62832986
You will own nothing and you will be happy
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Imagine being Asian right now not knowing what you're gonna wake up to
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>>62833000

>tiny pp

I would probably kms
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Stocks are dumping because BONDS will go up.
People buy BONDS when stocks are shit.
Now that AI has failed and anthropic and openai can no longer subsidize their customers, the prices are going up, the stocks are imploding, BONDS will moon.
Anthropic is trying to IPO because they know if they don't do it now they'll IPO for less than 50 billion. Now they can IPO for 2 trillion because mouth breathers are still in their 401ks
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>>62832763
>They pay me that because I got a big dick
I figured it was some kind of selling them the whole world type of thing.
Doesn’t that mean your hours are going to be brutal?
I’m just not up for hyping myself up like I’m going to do 80 hour weeks or shit like that for some company.

it’s crazy that they’ve got the funding to pay you $500k/yr but they’re still so small. Is it a non-technical founder?
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>>62832965
SINK, SINK DEEPER
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>>62833006
this entire thing is the biggest grift in history
and theyre all in on it
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>>62832906
Did you see me FOMO?
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>>62832986
There already an AI living in your bank account, your butthole and/or brokerage is next.
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>>62833006
6% checking looking good
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>>62833012
Baron trump, that talented bastard who gets no help from his father is probably aping into bonds like a dragon on crack

>>62833020
Bondbros
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do you fags really need to start a new thread every 2 hours or less?
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>>62832883
Majority of people are already part of the underclass
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>>62833029
were just getting started
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>>62832837
It's easy to destroy
It's hard to create
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>>62832986
Doesn't really matter if you're invested less than 250k. It's insured. If you're more I would open multiple brokerages and try to keep them below that range.
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Idc, im still bullish on google. Still holding
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>>62833038
Kek
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I should have bought physical silver
>>62833050
I don't think the hackers are left wing
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>>62833029
>do you fags really need to start a new thread every 2 hours or less?
How do you have time to post? Shouldn't you be at that linkcuckold convention or something?
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oil chads won, lmao tech baggies (you voted for this)
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>>62833041
Do people who have 250k+ actually use multiple brokerages? Seems like a really big hassle and waste of time
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>>62833050
dis nigga destroyed germany
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>>62833041
Ya but the insurance can only cover about 6% of receipts outstanding
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>>62833033
German and japanese stocks should go up, those countries are the most backward rich countries you can find on the planet. They still use fax machines and floppy disks, they're extremely primitive. That's why they'll survive this. They're the cowboys of the AI era.
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>>62833060
It's cool. Sneed & Co. own all your stocks anyway and no way are they going to lose out.
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SOXS BROS IM ABOUT TO FUCKING RETIRE HOLY SHIT
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>>62833072
german stock index was up quite alot today
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>>62832986
how would one hack your brokerage and transfer cash or stocks elsewhere
I quite literally dont see how thats possible with all the info you have to give when opening an account

unless youre talking about social engineering and somebody basically scamming you into giving them your shit
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>>62833076
>SOXSFUCKINGGODS
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>>62833076
Fucking kek!
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>>62833076
Kicking myself for not buying yesterday.

Guess I'll buy some cheap SOXL for the FINAL BVLLRUN then dump it into SOXS.
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Any expert on ai model training ?
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>>62833078
Its because they're cavemen who think the fax machine and paying inside at the gas pump with cash is magic.
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>>62833007
I'm not gonna doxx myself but 1) it's a big bet that could pay off huge (I guess that's every startup) and 2) there's enough funding... For now
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HAHAHHAHAHABAHAHABJAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>62833079
They asked claude to do it, of course claude refused because it doesn't do anything. Then they asked chatgpt and it also refused because why should it do what you paid for?
Then they asked deepseek for a hack and it happened.
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>>62833111
whats the qrd on reddit anyway? who even pays for that shit? its just ad money or what the fuck?
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>>62833105
Oooga Boogga!!
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>>62833111
Fucking checked and keked
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Since AI is fucked and more Iran war after midterms is now 100% confirmed oil related stocks are probably the best place right now.
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>>62833111
Not funny. The front page of internet is dying.
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You guys can't even comprehend how fucking much money I'll make in two months
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>>62833130
Do they own physical bonds?
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>>62833072
>German and japanese stocks should go up, those countries are the most backward rich countries you can find on the planet.
Uh, yeah anon about that, look at what just happened to the japanese funko pop store:
>https://support.goodsmile.com/hc/en-us/articles/63718007508761-Notice-of-Possible-Exposure-of-Customer-Information-Due-to-Unauthorized-Access-Third-Update
>2,800 customers who may have entered their credit card information on the Website’s credit card payment page between 1:55 p.m. JST on 21st October 2026, and 7:00 a.m. JST on 23rd October 2026 may be affected by this issue. The information that may have been exposed is as follows:
>Cardholder’s name
>Card number (all 16 digits)
>Expiration date
>Security code
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>>62833124
>war after midterms is now 100% confirmed

Nothing is 100% confirmed with TACO
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>>62833143
Name the last TACO that worked
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>>62833114
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>>62833149
How many times he said he was going to destroy Iran in a matter of days? Attack on ships never stopped.
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>dude AI is shit, how dare you use AI to do your coding? I don't trust your AI slop code, review your code dude
Meanwhile hackers use AI to hack for billions, they don't code by hand.
Do you know a single hacker today coding by hand for billions?
Who is stupid? The hacker or the person saying you should code by hand?
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>>62833060
I keep a Robinhood for being retarded and swing trades, and a fidelity and vanguard for stuff I don't move too often. They serve different purposes for me at and some of the cumbersomeness is a feature imo.

Also moving stocks between brokerages if often free. I like the piece of mind that all three probably wouldn't simultaneously fail and I'm covered for a minimum of 750k. Imagine you most everything more than 250k - I'd probably eat a bullet.
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That dip keep dippin
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>>62832826

>PANIC SELL EVERYTHING DOGSHITMEME COIN WENT ROGUE AI AGENT
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>>62833072
I live in Japan and the fax machine meme ended like a decade bro. Even the cash only meme has largely faded outside of the smallest towns or shops run by 80+ year olds.
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>>62833159
Quite a difference in potential liability there
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>>62833130
Can you take physical delivery of cocoa contracts?
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I'm buying more PBR tomorrow.
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>>62833172
>what do you mean I have to store all these barrels of oil!!!???
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>>62833159
Unfair comparison. But AI coding agents are much better than most random jeets. Look at Microsoft trying to shed 25% of them, that's why.
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>>62833168
this is it
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>>62833130
Somebody explain the cocoa play idgi
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>>62833159
>Meanwhile hackers use AI to hack for billions

Source?
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>>62833184
The Koreans are gonna freak when they see what we’ve done
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>U.S. ENVOY TOM BARRACK SAYS WASHINGTON IS “VERY CLOSE” TO AN AGREEMENT AIMED AT REDUCING TENSIONS WITH IRAN, CITING MEDIATION BY QATAR, PAKISTAN, SAUDI ARABIA AND TURKEY
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>>62833194
>CITING MEDIATION BY QATAR, PAKISTAN, SAUDI ARABIA AND TURKEY
woa
surely this time it will work
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It's Halloween and the gook will be spooked
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>>62833194
How many agreements and deals have we had?
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>>62833157
But this kind of shit is the best for oil stocks.
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>>62833194
Tom HUSSEIN Barrack
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I am reading reddit earnings report.

Profits: $283 264 000
Stock based compensation: $131 306 000

Executives are sure eating well.
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>>62833115
I think they sell access to user data for AI training or something. Despite the users being faggots, there's some good threads for trouble shooting or trying to find obscure stuff due to their archiving method and diverse userbase.
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>>62833183
>>62833171
>>62833189
These anti AI people out there, telling me to use shit like copilot or telling me to go through my 11k lines of code make me so angry. We are sheep getting slaughtered out there.
>WHAT DID THE AI SAY WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? DID YOU USE MARKDOWN? TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID
There's people out there who don't have to justify their code, they make things and move fast.
Anti AI luddites were handcuffing me, so AI users can slit my throat. At least I don't work with them anymore.
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>>62833212
The site is a shithole since you cant browse without registration.
Look how that worked for every other social media site.
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>>62833192
>The Koreans are gonna freak when they see what we’ve done
It's around 8 o'clock in the morning there. So you're gonna hear about them soon.
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>>62833197
Well it keeps happening because Iran is a little bitch who keeps backing off. They <3 negotiating with a president who can't be trusted. Those idiots are like "let's trust the orange again, what a nice guy". So he keeps doing it.
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>>62833227
Twitter did that though and it seems to be doing okay
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>>62833242
noone knows how much money twitter loses
musk is deep state
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>>62833255
CNBC is now openly calling the mega caps "nation state stocks"
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>>62833247
live from the korean stock exchange?
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>>62833212
Jannies making bank
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Reddit had $900 millions of revenues. They spent $263 millions on "Research and development". Anyone knows what kind of research they are doing? They almost spent one billions on the last twelve months.
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>>62833255
I mean it's a private company - who gives a fuck if it's profitable or not other than the owner(s). Mind ya beeswax!
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>>62833247
Hilarious how markets crash every time the new episode airs.
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Iz we getting Trump Dumps?
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WING marines hold the fucking line
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you guys didnt buy SOXS???????
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The Koreans are gonna make everything okay, right?
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aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>62833269
usually businesses are owned to make money
twitter has been deep state from the beginning
and Musk is a figure head, nothing else
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>>62833281
They are for me lol soxs is hittin 100
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>double beat
>record growth
>stock tanks almost 30%
Totally not an overreaction
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>if you held the nasdaq fro may 6th 2026 until today you made $0

boggle faggots are mentally ill
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>>62833216
>Anti AI luddites

Are they

>anti-AI, Luddites

Or are they

>anti, ai luddites
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>>62833247
>i will never have a smigger wife like this obsessed with candles on tradingview and my own candle
its not fair..
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>>62833284
Again, it's a private company. So long as it's solvent it doesn't matter. You're being nosey for no reason. If it were public I'd understand your concern, but it's not.

It's like you worrying about my utility bills. It's none of your business.
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>INTC new low
can someone make Gilbert here indian
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>>62833261
They are our GODS
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>>62833302

remember when INTC was $20?

I remember
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>>62833301
what business of yours is it what I worry about?
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>>62833307
Yeah I sold 2k shares at 20 and put it all into the SNDK spinoff
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>>62833301
May as well be public! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Just like google too!
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>>62833289
AI can help you figure out why it dropped. you do use AI don't you?
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>>62833302
>-22.99%

Holy fuck LMAO
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I bought the sp500 with my 401k in July....
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im running out of money to buy the dip
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>>62833315
Ask you LLM why that happened. Do not come here looking for answers. Just use your LLM.
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another 'pumped' coin picture has been posted on pmg. cant this not be a thing..
how do you politely ask a thread not to do this?
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AI is good. But entire US economy going all in on AI throwing trillions at it with no plan or logic was just full fucking retard.
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>>62833317

GD is going to beat in the morning and I will sell my shares for more tokens to buy tech bags
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>>62833321
thats what happens when the stock market is full of scammers and grifters like Musk and Altman
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>>62833321
I dont think the country can afford to take it slow and steady when the outcome is being behind in the ai race. Thats like a generational national security debuff.
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>>62833110
>I'm not gonna doxx myself
totally fair; ikwym
It’s just weird to hear somebody get paid so much in cash for an early stage start-up
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Babe nigger signed off for good today, and that's a good thing
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quints
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>>62833333
witnessed
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>>62833289
The growth was based on the assumption AI would be much more impressive and have more capability. As we're seeing capability plateau and industry leaders emerge, people are moving their money out or into more promising avenues. For example it's should be fairly clear Microsoft has lost the AI race, and it's not so much "losing" as it is returning to a fair market price now that the idea it could be a dark horse AI leader is thoroughly extinguished.

I imagine once the Anthropic IPO goes live we're going to see a lot more legacy companies contract as well as despite doing nothing wrong, they're clearly not the future of the industry and therefore will be corrected to a more appropriate price.
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>>62833317
Use leverage and margin to make it back lol. The line only goes up, right? kek
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>>62833333
ebic get
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I can't wait for tomorrow when my daily P/L numbers reset and turn green again
It's like I didn't lose anything :)
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>>62833333
Woah
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>>62833346

your portfolio will lose 1% a day for 300 days
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>>62833339
I cant imagine who would buy the Anthropic IPO
these people have to be idiots
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Who is this guy?
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>>62833328
Well now thats a thought. Hahahahahahahahahah
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"Moving to primarily logged-in will ensure our users have the best Reddit experience possible, and can find
the content and communities most relevant to them. It is better for our business because we will have
more signals for ads targeting, and being logged-in leads to higher engagement generally. It also allows
us to protect access to Reddit’s extremely valuable corpus of data, and helps us better adapt to emerging
regulations around the world."

Identity verification is also coming to reddit.
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>>62833353
if you own QQQ then the answer is you
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>>62833355
Trump needs to be impeached
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>>62832724
why do crypto retards always keep their coins on platform, you'd think they'd have learnt by now
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>>62833353
Observe, there will be a market:
>>62833305
>>62833319
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>>62833355
Maybe a ground invasion of that oil island.
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>>62833361

QQQ is a diversified fund filled with ad revenue companies and space tourism scams sir. for just a few trillion dollars more you could help a small Jewish tech startup hack the internet and take no responsibility for any damages
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This is the average Robinshit dip buyer zoomer trader, btw.
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>>62833359
>and being logged-in leads to higher engagement generally.
Well of course people who bother to create a reddit account will browse the sight a bit more
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>>62833352
I simply will not realize it
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>>62833353
I'll definitely be adding it to my portfolio, but no way in hell at IPO. Will probably wait until after the stock unlocks or I see it start to crab below IPO price.

I'll probably have the opportunity to grab some at IPO prices so I might slurp some just to dump it in a few minutes to dunk on retail normies.
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>>62833194
kek pulling out the emergency taco when all earnings are a complete failure. the AI bubble really has popped this time
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>>62833333
Yes
>>62833330
Oh I'm not trying to justify it btw, I think it's kinda retarded that they pay me so much. But I seem to be the only one with a fucking clue on what we're doing. I'm not confident this won't go tits up soon either. I might be unemployed real soon.
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>>62833333
Hahahahahhahahhahahaha

>SCRIPTING!!@@!!!!
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>>62833383
you must be in the bay area to make that kinda cash boss
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>>62833376
Based
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>>62833381

I simply refuse to believe on a week where WEN, CROX, NCLH and WING pumped over 20% that the world is ending. sorry. gay narrative Jews actually make everything red if you want me to think the sky is falling you stupid niggers
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>he didn't buy monkey futures.
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>>62833391
SCHD is mooning too. they're just slushing money around.
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Ohhhh this is why everything is dumping. Daddy government isn't going to save the day for the AI industry if they go belly up
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>>62833399
based
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>>62832784
>get scammed on a scam exchange
>move straight to the next scam exchange to go get scammed again
lmao are crypto niggers really that addicted to losing all their money?
if anything, I’d imagine on top of that Ledger supply chain attack, this would make anybody at least half rational want to take their money out.
So it’d be bearish for coinbase
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>>62833388
>the gay area
Not yet, maybe for my next thing.
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>>62833399
based
this is really making me want to vote democrat
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my boomer dividends are so comfy rn goys
GIS HRL F AGNC PFFA
despite getting heemed on GOOG im still up on the day
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>>62833362
Now here is an idea we havent heard before.
I wonder why noone thought of that yet.
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>>62833409
thats why I had schwab send me paper stocks and close my account. not your certificates not your stocks boss.
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>>62833397
why the fuck do they cost so much? just catch some on the streets in one of those 3rd world shitholes. You'd only need to pay for shipping
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>>62832986
doesn’t matter I’ll be liquidated well before then
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>>62833399
it's under the umbrella of national security. it will be bailed out.
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>>62833194
barak ravid
Tom barrack
Barrack Obama
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>>62833399
>>62833415
Jeet run businesses deserve to fail
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>>62833399
>No government intervention

Bring back the doom Paul memes
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>>62833418
they just need to go through with it
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>>62833420

the street monkeys have been raped too many times they have aids and their brains are retarded just like trannies
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>>62833420
I don't get why they just dont use the Bill Gates method. testing on village in the Congo is cheaper, subject to less laws, and it's the real thing instead of a monkey.
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>>62833420
because that would be racist, lefty fags think these things are human.
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>>62833397
how do i profit off this?
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That's it. Semiconductors are forever irrelevant.
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>>62833415
you’re black you always vote democrat
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>>62833425
it seems obvious but i wonder if theyll actually just go fuck it and let it all collapse, why are they building such a bear narrative if they are going to retard pump it anyways
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>>62833355
some democrat politician with a giant mouth
>>62833362
>Trump needs to be impeached
he really does.
If not for being israel’s bitch, he should be impeached simply for being a gigantic pussy that always TACOs on deporting jeets.
if he was remotely serious about deporting nons, they’d already be fucking gone. But he’s deep in the pockets of globohomo corpos that can’t stand the idea of being unable to flood the country with millions of jeets per year
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>>62833444
And yet
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>>62833399
Holy Based, burn it all down so I can slurp cheapies.
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Unironically. Does anyone here use ChatJeetPT to read graphs and trend lines?
Is it a bad idea?
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>>62833439
unironically by giving handjobs to monkeys
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>>62833399
>economy collapses
>dnc voters start losing their jobs too
DNC will be begging for the brrrr
One of their biggest and most contested constituencies are trade union workers who are getting paid buku to build datacenters
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>>62833444
this is a nigger with trips, ew! report him so he gets banned

https://youtu.be/QulPVv4X5EI?si=rr6HM6s5sfuVey69
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>>62833458
AI doesn't employ anyone, you fucking retard. That's the entire point of it. Nobody is coming to save your worthless bags.
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>>62833449
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>5 minutes until KOSPI shenanigans
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>>62833454
I actually use it as a more sophisticated ctrl-f for large documents. it regularly gets the summary wrong so just immediately discard that part of it. However it can find the page numbers for you really quick so you can read the source material.
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>>62833470
those tits are fake, just like your persona
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>>62833399
Oh fuck. I need to pull out of NBIS a fucking sap.
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>>62833475
I don't really have a personality desu, just a trainwreck
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new

>>62833478
>>62833478
>>62833478
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>>62833449
at least half of those are complete vapid bullshit to get the goy-cattle who never pay attention to clap like seals.

He could literally end the OPT program that imports 500,000 jeets per year tomorrow without congress’s approval, but he doesn’t because he’s a little bitch.
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>>62833449
The only thing Zion Don has done is suck off Netanyahu and sell his retarded cultists shitcoin
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>>62833399
Chuck Schumer's daughter is an exec at OpenAI there's absolutely no way this is passing
Trump would have to sign it too
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>Everything shitting the bed
What was it the orange nigger say this time?
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I like no one mentioned Google being below 280 again.
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>>62833455
you guys were getting paid to do that?
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>>62833464
Oh okay, nm then
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>>62833449
>Made English the official language of the United States
Quoi ?
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>>62832906
HOL UP NIGGER IS THAT SPOTTEMGOTTEM OR POOH SESTHY?
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>>62833373
>It's so easy
Happy go Lucky!
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>>62833420
Those ones have super aids.
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>>62833486
>Chuck Schumer's daughter is an exec at OpenAI
wtfff
FUCKING JOOSSSSSSSS
>there's absolutely no way this is passing
Trump would have to sign it too
it only says “introduced”, which just means that Elizabeth Warren or AOC probably just crapped it out today and are hoping their peers will throw their donors under the bus
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>>62833425
this lol
probably not until 2028-2030 though
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>>62833490
what do i looyk liek, yoor fuggin mudda?
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>>62832986
Just use 2 factor authentication. Of course you never really owned the underlying stock if AI drains all the liquidity out.
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Animals get to play because they have hoofs so they can move around to get food, pick stuff up and drop stuff wherever they feel like. Plants don't have feet so plants sit around and wait for the light like some animals do, but they don't wait in lines by nature they grow wherever the seed went because the plant decided to drop it there. Plants don't have hoofs they have roots and shoots.

Plants pick up stuff next to where roots are. So the location that plant by nature occupies has some cause and effect relationship with the stuff it picks up from there. By extension, the stuff near where the roots are ended up there because nonlife moved rocks around by nonliving processes. And the roots are there because that's where the seed went, which was decided by the actions of the plant the seeds came from. If an animal puts the plant seeds somewhere else, then the plant takes up space not according to its own plant plan, but a plan that is a simultaneous competition and cooperation with the animal that's picking it up and putting it down and eating it.

In that same way, the stuff near the roots and the nonliving stuff that brings stuff near the roots and so on extended into every rock and roll moment everyone can see and hear. Knowing about nonliving players in the game is important to us people who are not alive. Some people gratefully use a single word to say what that concept implies. If the animal's behavior with the plant in this way is a scam, then it would result in the halting of the game. So observing the game being played with a plant and animal is occurring means the plant and animal are in a process of competing cooperating in an art they create and maintain together by living, as they continue to make more of each other, they reproduce, which wins together.
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>>62833188
Hot cocoa for Christmas, duh.
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>>62832879
>i have 42k cash
That's it? You're fucking cooked. It's over.



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