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mayhem edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

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>>62836845
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https://x.com/jimcramer/status/2116177685546189163
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>>62837477
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uh will the midterms turn this around in 4 days
I'm losing everything
it's fucking over for now.....
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i bought
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>>62837477
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>+1.12%
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SCHD Chads
We were right all along
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>>62837477
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As log as the mosaic isn't 100% red, even if there's ONE green rectangle, then it isn't anywhere near the bottom yet.
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Shit's too red for my liking. Time for a nap.
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are we talking circuit breakers yet?
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>>62837493
Babe poster is also missing.
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>>62837483

its the Jewish communists tanking the stock market. make sure you vote for the other group of Jews so the Jews can jew the Jews anymore and then the line will go up.

make sure you go to the polls and vote for the glowiest glowniggers and Indians or we will gangstalk your portfolio to -50% only targeting your exact positions
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>>62837502
At least something good happened today.
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>>62837493
Not right enough to hold up my spy related holdings
But better than if I was without
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>RDDT
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>>62837502
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/mE2GLWxswk
Found the update to the guy posting that 10M reddit bet from yesterday.
> ESTIMATED TOTAL UNREALISED LOSS
>−$5,090,651
>Approximately $5.09 million, versus $733,281 in the screenshot.
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Babe nigger is getting reemed - and that's a good thing
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bought 100 more soxx at 469.54. figured if i wasn't scared it wasn't enough leverage.
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>>62837484
What is good to buy rn just indexes or what I am stock nub
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+1.20% day so far, thanks oil, you're comfy, I love u
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sitting on my hand not buying anything. maybe a bottle of bubbly stuff and a cheese cake tops, but nothing from the stock market until monday
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With today's drop I'm officially back to 0 profits
Which means I'm in the red vs just the index...

FML
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Hey, there's always a second round with KOSPI and Softbank monday
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SGOV ex divvie is Monday. It’s still early bros
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>>62837477
>Buy
Thanks, I don't want to pay $7 for a $0.30 cup of coffee with $0.05 of milk in it.
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>>62837504
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>Anthropic (ANT) CFO responds to financial concerns
>"At least we're not run by a faggot."
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>>62837466
NIGGEEEEEEER
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im ganna get margin called
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WSP Global is green today, just need DHT to hold over $25 and I'm set
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Does any one have Mango pepe? I saw one on other thread earlier but can't fine it
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>Bank of America warned PC weakness may cut about $750 million from AMD revenue; stronger server CPU sales could partly offset the hit, per the bank’s estimate.

AMD earnings next week. could suffer the same fate as intel.
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>>62837528
>CFO is a jeet
JUST FUCKING END IT ALL CRASH IT ALL SO THEY CAN FUCK OFF BACK TO INDIA
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>>62837528
Iso invest in ANT if he really said that, even if it isn't true
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>>62837528
Kek, be based if he did.
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MY GOLD AND SILVER WTFFFFFFF
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>>62837533
nevermind, found it
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>>62837533
I've never seen a mango before
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The bubble has popped and I couldn’t be happier :)
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>>62837535
INTC was just 2% of my portfolio wjatev

But amd is like 10%
What do, sell now?
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A little concerned I have ball cancer but don't want to go to doctor. Need 10x bagger to afford emergency treatment just in case this isn't just hypochondria/anxiety. I thought I had a heart problem once, too.
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>>62837472
Its literally true, if Google can't compete with AI in their main segment then they don't deserve to stick around. Someone else will come around and do what they did but better. Innovation is always bullish on the long timeline.
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>>62837546
What bubble?
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Bought that soxl dip with money I don't have. But I do have lots of ramen packages stored in my kitchen. Wish me luck.
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Deploy the V
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>>62837544
>finds rare pepe
>doesn't post it
you guys are ruthless here
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Buying Intel
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Guys its still going down. Stop it!
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die soxl die
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>>62837545
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>>62837552
Where we're going, those ramen packs will be worth more than a kilogram of platinum.
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>>62837546
>VIX at 20
>The bubble has popped and I couldn’t be happier :)

retard
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>>62837561
Dats a goodun
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>>62837546
if this is the bubble ''popping'' then you lost
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im not gonna....sell...HAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHA im im...just not LOL
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>>62837552
SOXL's going to $50 on Monday, anon...
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*POP*
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>>62837466
-$113,530.90 (-3.84%)
Uggg. I wouldnt even be mad but bond premiums and silver are down too.
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>>62837563
Gemini told me once spy below 765, it will have a correction.
AI is useful
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'shares fell more than 11% following warnings from competitor Kioxia that the surge in NAND flash memory prices may be ending, alongside weak Intel guidance and broader concerns about the AI trade.'
OOOOOOOO:
OH NO
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>>62837568
You got an egg on your head dude
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Why are we posting food head pepes?
Will that trigger the V?
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>>62837570
Good chance it goes to 70 today.
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I think we'll have a juicy and thick pump in a few hours.
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>>62837579
correct
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Iz we getting Trump Dumps?
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>>62837579
>sesame seed hotdog bun
what the fuck is this shit?
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>Inovio dumped just as hard
oh
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Erm what the fuck happened to SOXL
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>>62837583
anon stop thinking about cock
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>>62837579
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Why can't all the borrowed money actually build something :(
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>>62837584
ok
>>62837587
sometimes it happens
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which stonks are bussin right now
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Kek imagine investing in tech instead of consumer staples and oil lol couldn't be me
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>>62837599
VZ is doing alright today
Why? I have no idea
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>>62837570
>>62837581
I will just keep buying the way down on leverage, my chyna stocks will be good for it
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>>62837592
Some candles look like big and juicy coqs
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>>62837576
AI trade might not be dead, but the infra one definitely will be.
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ANT sure picked a good time to IPO huh
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>SNDKFUCKINGGODS
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Well...
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>>62837605
my screen is filled with all kinds of phallic red candles and I feel the urge to castrate every single one
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>>62837616
this is all the fault of BIDEN.
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>>62837616
theres something about JD Vance that just makes me feel like hes actually hollow and controlled by 3 goblins standing on each others shoulders
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>>62837535
you knoiw the best part about le forward PE meme? It doesn't look forward at all, its made up shit on stupid expectation. Let's see how forward they are when the global depression hits.
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>>62837621
biden’s war
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>>62837549
I have had a pea sized nodule inside my nut sack for 25 years that hasn't grown or done anything. Why do you think it's ball cancer?
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WHY HASNT TRUMP PULLED THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS
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>>62837628
fjb
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>>62837633
He doesn't need to give the people any more reasons to vote blue next week.

Circuit breakers = bad optics.
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i have disintegrated into a million tiny particles
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Deploying emergency reiki ASMR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeanmzC9rSo
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>>62837624
3 Indian children.
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>mfw amazon is my best holding today..
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ilu LLY
ilu TOST
... NVDA
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ily lly

my soxs just did something
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>>62837641
total protonic reversal
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>NASDAQ -2.81%
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SEVENTY FIVE EVENS ARE TRADING
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
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AAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>62837659
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ahhhhhhhhhh
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fuck
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>>62837659
its not that bad desu
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>>62837659
Pathetic
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CUT THE RATES
CUT THE RATES
CUT THE RATES
CMON GOYS SAY IT WITH ME
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WATAREYA:
>BUYAN
>SELLAN
>HODLAN
>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
>LISTENAN
>READAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN
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Optimism always pays off
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>This cant be happening!
It has only just begun
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>ANTHROPIC MAY NOT SECURE INVESTMENT-GRADE RATING AFTER IPO, BLACKSTONE TELLS INVESTORS - FT
twhat does this mean?
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WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

WHO IS STILL DUMPING CANDLES LIKE THAT ON A -7% DAY????
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Its over.
New lows everywhere.
There is no fucking botttom.
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>>62837644
You could smell it a hundred miles off shore.
>>
FUNDS NOT SAFU
STOCK NOT SAFU
METALS NOT SAFU
NOTHING IS SAFU
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SEVENTY-FOUR EVEN ARE TRADING
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Ready to apologize?
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>>62837686
You've seen nothing yet, zoomer
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>trump canceled the rallies

Uh oh goys… I have a bad feeling about this….
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>>62837663
I'll never love again
My world is ending...
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CASH GANG CASH GANG
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This is hit.
The buble is popping.
This is the big one.
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>buy AMD at 513 after it's been crabbing for 2 hours
>leave for an hour
>it's now flirting with 500
Of course.
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>>62837670
Tumbling down
Tumbling down
Tumbling down
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>>62837689
Tbill backed MM account
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were never fucking retiring huh fuck this gay earth
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>>62837691
I should have Pokemon gone to the polls but I was to misogynistic my bad gram gram
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>>62837528
I hope he didn't say that for real because that's how you get my money and I don't want to buy Anthropic
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My stocks are still green.
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No bobo posting...
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>>62837676
>>BUYAN
ANET, AVGO, CCJ, UUUU
>>SELLAN
CVX
>>HODLAN
LLY, AEM, GLD, MAERSK, BTC
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I'm actually getting scared though guys, is it going to go up again? Should I pivot to guns and freeze dried meals computer?
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>>62837689
Bonds are up. Blackrock won.
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i am tempted to buy some SDS to save the market
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>>62837676
>BUYAN
QQQM
>PLAYAN
Bloodborne on the PC. Astounding how Sony never even touched it and instead focused all efforts on movie games and their adaptations
>EATAN
Turkey pot pie
>DRINKAN
Water
>FEELAN
Oh, same old same old.
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>>62837693
trump croaking right now would probably send the shit and piss to 550
imagine jorkin da prnis vance admin during this shit show making gay cock jokes
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>>62837670
I will never understand naked options retards. Like do you guys think you can see the future or something? Why gamble thousands of dollars on a trade where if things don't go as thought they would, you will loose your entire investment in a short expiry window.
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Minors feel out a bottom today and tech goes to nothing
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>check stocks
>see SPCX dropped by 4.4%
>FUCK
>check other tech stocks
>it's a fucking massacre
>suddenly don't feel as bad about the SPCX drop anymore
>tfw
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>>62837676
>BUYAN
Bought some JEPQ
>SELLAN
Nothing, yet
>HODLAN
WSP DHT O PEP SKHY JEPQ MCD
>PLAYAN
Nothin
>WATCHAN
Nothin
>LISTENAN
Radio
>READAN
Reading the Consul's story in Hyperion
>EATAN
Had some bacon and eggs for breakfast so I'm skipping lunch
>DRINKAN
Coffee
>FAPPAN
Gonna sex my local llm tonight
>FEELAN
I'm not terribly overexposed to tech so I'm doing alright today
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I've started buying Jan 15 SPY 800 Calls
Thank you
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>>62837722
Tommy Lee?
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>>62837724
I think it’s more likely he starts the bombing before the midterms
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>>62837725
revenge trading apes
see red number buy on leverage lmao
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>>62837712
They're trying to shake you out of the market. Don't be a lame. OPTIMISM ALWAYS PAYS OFF.
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>still up 40 and 50% on AMD and MU respectively
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>>62837732
SpaceX will be below 100 after dems win Texas.
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I've only sold stocks that were making profits today, so technically I've made 650€.
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I should have fucking listened to smigstrodomus it’s so fucking over
There will never be another Green Day again
SELL SELL EVERYTHING SELL FOR YOUR LIIIVEES
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What about situational awareness?
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>>62837736
not likely imo
I think we get a relief rally next week then he claimed stolen election or some shit and we keep crabbing until january
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He's still holding tech even though people told him to sell...
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>>62837739
Is this movie any good?
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>>62837739
This post convinced me thanks anon, I'm buying a fucking Glock after work
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SOXL to -30%
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TQQQ is approaching buy zone territory. I will probably also buy more SOXL
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>>62837761
I think 74 was the bottom
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What are the odds this whole dip is just one big mischief night prank
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>>62837758
It's a little sloppy but I enjoyed it. If you're into prison films then it's an absolute must watch
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This crash honestly reinvigorates me. Seeing SOXS spike up this much in a day gives me a massive erection even though I did not invest in it at all. This is the kind of opportunity that exists all the time in the market.
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>>62837762
Buying TQQQ before Amd's earnings. You are a brave one anon.
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>>62837770
Exactly. There's always green, you just gotta find it
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>>62837758
Not really. The premise is interesting, but the story is kind of meh. It's longer than it needs to be too.
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>>62837742
Buddy told me to buy AMD at $7, I did than sold at $12...
Buddy told me to buy Tesla at $20 pre split, I did than sold at $30 (post split converted)...
Yesterday he gave me his 3rd recommendation ever in spaceX...
It cant 100x right?
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LLY
COP
KO
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I bought too much today. I'm tapped out until next week guys.
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>>62837512
As bad as that is....having 5 million is still more then ill ever have in the market
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>>62837757
Im a long term holder now.
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Markets are just nervous because of the midterms. Happens every time.
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>>62837709
Because it's not funny today :(
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>>62837739
>These Goldman interns think the more shill us and shitpost, it strips us from exercising our options. They even think we are a dying breed. They're dead fucking wrong.
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Yall niggas ready for the rest of the tech earnings?
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>>62837746
Spacex would be down in the gutter after the Anthropic IPO, retards will flock to that dream and abandon their lord musk. And its unironcally a better investment than spacex if ignore the liability maxing that they like to do.
>>
>>62837710
>SELLAN
>CVX
Why? It's earnings day and we still have the MOAB dropping on the ragheads next week.
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>>62837752
>i should have listened to smig
Then you'd be buying next week in anticipation of his post-midterm retard rally, no?
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>>62837776
It will, once Elon gets shot. This will be the funniest day, when you'll see SPCX will go to the moon while TSLA will dump to the abyss
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>>62837758
You tell me. It got me into doing navy seals while trading. I have the keys now.
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>>62837758
>Is this movie any good?
Not really, but you should watch it anyway so you know what to expect in 2 years when the Dems take power back and all men with a green portfolio go to prison.
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>>62837777
checked
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The usual, Mr. anon?
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HOLY FUCK. I'm the buy IBM/FTNT and short BAH guy. One of my business associates spoke with a guy at DELL, and he said they're not going to meet their earnings target. FUCKING SELL NOW.
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>they told zoomers to long some bags on 3x leverage that went from 170 to 70 in two weeks

so this is the power of leveraged investing... this is how you niggers are going to escape waging? I back tested the math and you guys seem like stupid niggers
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If this keeps going on I'm gonna drop out of the 6fig club. Y-you guys will still let me hang out here, r-right?
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Soxl... 73
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I am officially red for the year
I am financially ruined
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>NASDAQ -3.06%
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lollmao
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>>62837805
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>>62837778
INTC -30%
Is there no circuit breaker for individual stocks?
I still have cash, should I buy...
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>>62837793
This is me after I get fired from my fucking job
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>>62837725
>December 2027
>short expiry window
What did he mean by this?
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INTELSISTAS.... WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ESTROGEN IS FLAMMABLE
WHY DID I REDEEM
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>>62837800
>you guys seem like stupid niggers
Welcome to 4chan, you must be new here
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>GRRR
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>he didn’t cash it
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>>62837822
GRRR at 7.3 while SOXL is at 73
Pottery
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time to load up on GRRR my smiggas
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>>62837812
>should I buy the bubble popping
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>>62837806
You still have your margin...
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>>62837812
At least he got good lad
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just how many generational dips can we have in a month
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>>62837812
lol, miggers defended this in smg.
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>>62837816
SOXL marines hold the line
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IM YELLING TIMBER
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>>62837796
Are you being fr? I will put more into soxs
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>>62837822
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Are YOU better than the average?
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>Intel killed the market
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>>62837816
FLAME ON
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>uranium
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AI doom prophet Zitron has long held that CoreWeave is the shittiest company of the bunch and will be the canary in the coalmine. I'm gonna buy puts before earnings
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>>62837786
There's a risk it goes the other way when the bombing starts, too. There's oil coming out of the Strait, there's demand destruction for refined products, China is still throttled on demand and controlling the bid. I can see the upside, but it did its job for me this year and I want to start moving on to other things, like uranium. I'd like to own CVX as a hodl in my roth when I can get a better entry in a couple years when all this shit blows over.
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>>62837830

meh she is kinda mid. I wish I hadn't seen this picture. its so bearish these guys don't get better pussy
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>>62837838
Once you feel poor, you are a slave of capitalism.
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Some of you guys are cool, there's going to be a catastrophic false flag on US soil this weekend that is going to cause mass power outages and lead us into putting boots on the ground in Tehran.
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>>62837838
I don’t think I’m above average in anything desu
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>>62837838
I'm above average if you ignore the way I lie on my tax filings. I could break into top 10% if I wanted.
Still can't get a wife to save my life
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>>62837815
I mean there are people who do 0dte options trading, I didn't look at the anoj's Pix that carefully but the point still stands. First you have to pay a ludicrous amount of money to buy a call this far out and in the money no less. If a crash happens and it doesn't recover or heck if spy never reaches 800 by next year this anon is fucked. I know the rewards might be great for options but I only see downsides in the current unstable market.
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>>62837832
>now $95
Strange, he boasts of exactly the price it had when they made the 20 billion stock offering. It only dumped since then.
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>>62837838
>115k at 32
Guess I'm doing well
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What's Buffet saying today?
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>>62837849
Based CIA. Make this happen!
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>>62837839

>again
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>actual footage of INTC ceo
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>>62837849
>We
That's where you're wrong, fucko
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>>62837849
I also enjoy fiction
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>>62837846
It's obviously not about looks retard
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>>62837836
I am dead fucking serious. Don't bet against it in case the guy is wrong or the market doesn't care, but DO NOT buy the DELL dip.
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>>62837849
Bearish
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>>62837859
I think it was google
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OH GOOOD FOR YOUU
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Xisters where is the QQQ bottom?
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>>62837856
Shitting his pants like every day
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>>62837804
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>>62837862
Well, if nothing happens, you're free to call me a retard on Monday, but I don't think any of us will be communicating with each other on Monday.
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>>62837867
You are not looking happy nor healthy.
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>>62837867
YOU LOOK HAPPY AND HEALTHY
NOT ME, IF YOU EVER CARED TO ASK
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>>62837857
>CIA
Ha.
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>>62837829
oh no
not me
i never lost control
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>>62837873
I'll come over to your house and call you a retard if you're right
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>>62837866

nah INTC saying their "chip" factory in Israel got glassed was the final straw for clown market. Everything the president has personally shilled all year is down 50% in the last month.
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fuck this shit im going to go jerk off to WMAF porn and play vidya
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>>62837873
>>62837849
How do you know this?
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>>62837812
>Is there no circuit breaker for individual stocks?
Usually not, that's third world corruption shit
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>>62837873
>you're free to call me a retard on Monday
Don't worry, we will.
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>>62837885
Would you really doubt a defenseman for the New York islanders?
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>>62837816
the quality of this webm gets lower and lower everytime its posted
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>>62837812
there are but they're timed.
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>>62837873
You are a retard who needs to get off bitchut. I really respect that you didnt say 2 more weeks though.
Just had to get that in as I wont be here Monday.
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>>62837884
Extreme cuck
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>>62837838
this doesn't seem right. it says I barily made it to the top 10% but I'm broke as fuck.
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>smiggers are insider trading
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73.28 WAS THE BOTTOM GOGOGOGO
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Just woke up, why is QQQ down almost 4%?
Why is my Google dying?!
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>>62837885
Sorry I'm unable to disclose my sources or else I will not receive anymore information, but you can just trust me bro.
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>>62837903

Jews and indians fucked everything up. the only way to fix this is to send more foreskins to israel
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>>62837900
I'm inside your sister, you insufferable fucking shitposter.
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>>62837860
that guy doesn't look indian enough
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https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1xjklng/10000000_rddt_yolo_postmortem_i_was_wrong/

the reddit dude lost 4 millions so far.
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>>62837849
Bullshit. If there was going to be a false flag, it would've happened months ago to save the midterms. If Trump wants to invade Iran, he can do it next week with zero consequences.
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>>62837900
INO anon lied about having insider info yesterday and it cost me twenty bucks
We should tar and feather that nigger
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>>62837905
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>>62837884
Extremely based
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>>62837911
>Was this just a blind gamble?

>No. It was a calculated risk, and one I went into with my eyes wide open. I've spent hundreds of hours researching Reddit's business, financials, competitive position, growth trajectory, and valuation. My thesis was based on strong revenue and earnings growth, expanding margins, minimal capex, billions in cash, and what I believed was an unusually low valuation relative to its growth prospects.

Holy fuck been a while I've seen so much coping
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>>62837898
All people who watch interracial shit are sick in the head and they should promptly kill themselves to unburden society.
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>>62837900
If you watch copper, you know what is coming
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>>62837919
How the fuck does reddit even make money. It's like investing in tumblr
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>>62837919
Why is anyone bullish on Reddit? Even smiggerdamus lost money on it.
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ho lee fuk
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>>62837916
The FDA havent released their decision yet.
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>>62837921
What if I'm watching myself in the mirror banging Asian girls
I'm sorry white women are awful
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>>62837927
Wi Too Lo?
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>>62837849
Long generac
Short perishable foods
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>>62837839
I'm going to give unlimited ai tokens(oil) to a poojeet to vibecode all are legacy systems.
-Poojeet "Max Izzat" King
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>>62837921
>All people are sick in the head and they should promptly kill themselves to unburden society.
FTFY
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Buckle up, boys, the VIX will probably hit 20 in a week.
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>>62837924
No fucking clue. Have you seen the latest news that they are going to become a "logged in only experience"? Literally forcing log in to fuck over google AI results.
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>>62837916
How odd, that anon was right though, they did get FDA acceptance.
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>>62837912
Do you know how much planning and preparation goes into a false flag? It's not something you can just do, it takes like 6 months of preparation at minimum.
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>>62837937
30?
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>>62837725
Grandiose narcissists, they’re all convinced that they’re some kind of stock market savant who can see the hidden pattern in the charts. I am glad that wallstreet is humbling them, they’re doing a honorable service to humanity.
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>Just buy the dip bro
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>>62837937
that's impossible
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>>62837919
AI slop
Is everything on reddit generated by AI nowadays?
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>>62837923
advertising
it’s actually pretty profitable but they hate growth they just keep it running it well enough to pay their executives HUNDREDS of millions a year in stock based comp I really don’t know why they went public
extremely lazy and jewish operation
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BUSSEY, DO SOMETHING!
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When should I sell my stinky soxs? Guesses for tomorrow?
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Just got off the phone with David Soxl and he's fucking furious. He told me he's personally calling all the bulls and threatening them with dark Illuminati rituals if they don't buy WITH LEVERAGE.
Get ready for the V.
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KEK
E
KEK
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SOXL has almost caught up to Intel!
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>>62837884
>>62837941
Well, yeah, but there's no reason to actually do it now. Unless they're unable to contain it for some reason (e.g., radicalized Muslim zoomers with CIA weapons).
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>>62837953
V already in progress
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>>62837940
That's not odd at all. 4chan is where anonymous secrets leak. Just like WikiLeaks and Julius Schneider whatever his name was. The other guy too the NSA guy, Elliot Smith. All leaked here
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>>62837951
Saturday?
That's a good time to sell.
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>>62837923
Ads and their workers (jannys) do it for free
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>>62837922
I would legit take what looks to be an intense crab for copper over my insane tanking
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Intel closes green, calling it now
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Am I being too greedy waiting to sell SOXS at +30%?
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>>62837863
Does she squirt like a queen?
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>>62837969
Yeah you were
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>>62837969
imagine stealing a pie
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>>62837931
bang ding ow
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>>62837960
Its also the home of QAnon, stop the steal, and vaxx deaths...
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I knew it was going to crash because i decided to invest heavily into SOXL, sorry for crashing the market guys
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>>62837969
It reminds me of another anon posting something to the effect of "limit sell fags are retarded. 'I would sell this stock for $74 but I would never EVER sell it for $73.98"
Just take the darn gain
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>>62837969
Sell now, but again when AI trade picks back up.
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Almost a -2% on the shit and piss.
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>>62837969
That's pretty risky, they might figure out how to make money off AI over the weekend
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>muh bottom
>muh V

All of you said the same thing on that more mild red day this week.
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>>62837923
People post tons of porn and advertisers can still capture clicks on porn addicts because of the way the site is structured. Advertisers don't want to be associated with selling their products on pornhub, but they can buy ad space on reddit that will get posted in places porn viewers will see it without having to get their own hands dirty. That's my case for reddit, anyway.
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>>62837903
China completely fucked the Ai market due to spending all the government money on scam corporations headed by friends and family of the Chinese govwrnmwnt, and the effects are spreading worldwide as investors in general are doubting AI as a viable industry
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>>62837880
The man who sold the world.
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>I keep buying.
>It keeps going down
Guys, I am running out of steam. It's going to start going back up at some point right?
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>>62837976
sum ting wong!
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>>62837986
Reddit is restricting everything to having a login now tho.
How does having less eyes on your website increase ad revenue
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>>62837969
you're greedy if you're not taking profit at these levels
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>>62837946
Me on the left
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650 voo is slurpable but not these KWAB prices
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>>62837991
start selling, then it will go up
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>>62837984
But we did V, it was just Intel blowing up that caused this.
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>>62837991
Not today.
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>>62837958
That's why they are doing it this weekend. Plausible deniability.
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>>62837816

was that him screaming in pain? these people cant just shoot themselves?
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>>62838002
5 day is -1%, what are you talking about?
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>>62838011
If that happens Matt I might respect you almost as much as I respect that other tripfag Baggie AKA the Baggler
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>>62838002
On that day we didn't V.
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>>62837959
I think you meant /\
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something in the way, yeah
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I cope by telling myself that if pieces of shit like intel and r*ddit are only crashing ~40%, then that's probably the absolute cap on our possible downside

The crash is probably only gonna be like 30%, which is nothing.
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>>62837991
of course
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>>62837996
revenue per user is higher for logged in users
restricting access raises their revenue per user at the cost of a chunk of low value users which would convert to logged in users with time
they also have anti scraping measures now
all the social media sites are doing this now
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NEW THREAD

>>62838024

>>62838024

>>62838024

NEW THREAD
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>NASD-ACK
>-3.5%
Woah mama. When was the last time we were this deep in a day, tarifs?
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>>62837991
I'm out of money too. I've been selling my ELF and putting it into IREN as it craters. After that's gone, I am fucked.
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>>62837930
If you actually were, you wouldn't be watching a fantasy porn video about it anon. Also people who gloat about their race are pathetic and those who watch men of another races screw a girl of their own race are just straightup cucks.
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>>62837940
I don't see anything regarding acceptance on their site, however, NRXP got FDA acceptance today and is down 15% anyways. Welcome to smallcap biotech

https://ir.inovio.com/overview/default.aspx
https://ir.nrxpharma.com/press-releases
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>>62838060
Ahh I see
I'm sorry your brown
Almost as bad as being a woman I imagine
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so whats the bullcase for tech now? government intervention to the tune of trillions of dollars to keep spending flowing?
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>>62837984
Stock tips are just astrology for men.
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>>62838080
Where's the government gonna get the money from, Michael?
Their only option is to print, and that would nuke the ekikeonomy.
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>>62838107
Trvke
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SEVENTY
THREE
EVENS
ARE
TRADING
RUN FUCKING RUN
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>>62838160
SOXL MARINES HOLD
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If you set the timeline to max you can see the SOXL dead cat bounce clear as day.
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>>62837849
You guys? I'm scared.
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>>62837676
>>BUYAN
Next week I'll be buying IONX
>>SELLAN
Sold my DRAM to prepare for the stock above
>>HODLAN
Everything quantum
>>PLAYAN
Expeditions: Rome
>>WATCHAN
Physical 100: Mexico (already watched all other physical 100)
>>LISTENAN
https://soundcloud.com/naktigonis/it-tolls-for-thee



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