Bend the fucking knee edition>Links for INTCelshttps://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/https://www.sprc.org/https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/Previous>>62843014
Not buying nigger liquid Just buying refineries Screenshot this
It's been so refreshing to finally talk to scoopsies again. Most of you will never know the feeling of naked nubian fleshed pressed up against your own, but I do. It filled the engine full of coal. I'm going to start making videos again. I'm going to start teaching you zoomer chuds how to invest properly. I feel so alive for the first time in years.
I've realized I'm just too stupid to invest in the stock market.
NO NIGGERS ALOUD ON /SMG/
>>62843673If you think you are going to ignore me 10 years later you are sadly mistaken queen. We are bound for life.
>>62843669na you're just not dumb enough
>>62843669For me it's autism
>>62843681is it funnier when I post homoerotic naruto yaoi stuff or when I just go all out and spam hardcore loli?
Muvember has begun. Watch it, bobo.
>>62843703you're not that funny babe
>AMDif they miss earnings is the entire market going red?
kek >>62842929
My clock looks wrong
>>62843703It's funnier when you kys
I bought booze yesterday so I would have some today
>>62843710They won't. It's gonna be a boom week for chips.
Why do people that say “about” as “aboot” infect you with also pronouncing it like that?
>>62843668Move over Miko, there is a new queen in the stock market.
>>62843742wow a blue haired anime girl who is this great and interesting poster
>>62843655Just buy BNO. Trading options on oils is suicidal. There are too many ways for them to swing prices for a few days to rugpull you
>>62843741all I know is that they owe me for my cannabis investments disaster
>>62843658>Worked as a TV personality and entertainer on variety shows while being affiliated with the Democratic Party.>Tried to charm Obama in front of everyone, but Obama dismissed him as a comedian.>Switched to the Republican Party to get revenge.>Ran casinos in Atlantic City.>When business was booming, he bought the competing casino right next door and operated both side by side.>Then Atlantic City fell out of fashion as a casino destination.>Couldn't repay his debts and declared bankruptcy.>Went bankrupt six times.>A KGB defector claimed that Trump was a Russian agent operating under the codename Krasnov.>Russia actually supported Trump through social media campaigns and public opinion manipulation.>The Republican side of Senate Select Committee on Intelligence also acknowledged that Russia had supported Trump.>However, the courts cleared Trump of conspiracy, concluding that although Russia had supported him because his presidency would benefit Russia, that did not mean Trump had colluded with them.>During negotiations with Russia, he ignored the contingency plans prepared by his State Department subordinates and simply went along with whatever Putin wanted.>Flattered Xi Jinping by telling him that the United States had been an ally of China. In reality, Taiwan had been America's ally.>Called Kim Jong Un a friend and, when North Korea hacked Binance and stole American money, said he would try to work things out with them.>Broke nuclear treaty with Iran, which had been complying with the nuclear deal, Iran loses trust in US, they started making nukes.Later invaded Iran after listening to Netanyahu, ignoring opposition from Vance and the CIA.>He imposed massive tariffs on allied countries for no good reason and then launched a war against Iran, driving up prices and delaying AI investment by keeping interest rates high.>Promises gibs like commiesBased?
sars the FT is having FREE BOBS right now I cannot believe this my mumbai boy milk is spilling from my lund as we speak to these butiful bengali muscle girls
>>62843771also this is bullish for financial markets as brahmin BVLLS will be trading with post nut clarity on monday which means everything will PUMP
>>62843770imagine thinking spamming random stuff into a stock market thread is "based"
AI is insolvent. Sell it all. Today.
>>62843784they're saving their money for anthropic ipo
>>62843784>>62843789Is that even possible Sam?
It’s over AI won.
>>62843786>>62843789>>62843791OpenAI doesn't have the money they need to stay in business until their IPO next year. Their business loses money and they need external funding to continue to exist, but both the equity AND debt markets have closed to them. OpenAI's failure will collapse the entire circular funding scheme.t. literall a published AI researcher with AI hardware patents
>>62843784If SPY opens up 3.5% down I probably will get entirely liquidated from the stock market. I did not plan with a once a decade event.
Why did the Zelenski do this to "Trump"?
>>62843799ash to ashdust to dust
>>62843795Nice try Claude. Chatti would like to have a word:>OpenAI’s funding risks are real, but this overstates the evidence. [Reuters reported](https://www.reuters.com/business/openai-cuts-funding-target-by-10-billion-ft-reports-2026-10-31/) that it cut its fundraising target from $30bn to $20bn, while still identifying expected investors. That shows funding pressure, not a closed equity market.>The reported [cash-exhaustion estimate was 2028](https://www.reuters.com/technology/openai-expects-burn-through-almost-280-billion-by-2030-ft-reports-2026-09-18/), rather than before its planned 2027 IPO. Reuters also reported a [$520m BofA credit line in July](https://www.reuters.com/legal/transactional/bofa-extends-first-520-million-loan-openai-ahead-ipo-source-says-2026-07-08/). That doesn’t guarantee future borrowing, but a complete debt cutoff hasn’t been established.>Heavy cash burn and interconnected financing create serious risks. Imminent failure and inevitable industry-wide collapse remain predictions, not established facts.
Why is fatass sperging out so much lately, did he lose it all on slots?
>>62843813I thought he roped, was much better without his faggotry
>>62843811Your clanker is coping. They only raised $11B of the reduced $20B, mostly from the UAE and with stipulations to spend it there (even though they're about to get bombed by Iran on Wednesday, quite literally blowing up the deal), and their backup "plan" is literally to beg random rich people for money. Debt markets were already closed, and now as of Friday night, equity markets are too.
ok I need you all to buy the futures on monday until euro markets open, maybe I can still sell my SOXL shares with a profit
Your clanker is coping. They only raised $11B of the reduced $20B, mostly from the UAE and with stipulations to spend it there (even though they're about to get bombed by Iran on Wednesday, quite literally blowing up the deal), and their backup "plan" is literally to beg random rich people for money. Debt markets were already closed, and now as of Friday night, equity markets are too.
Investors were still expected to participate, and September’s forecast put cash exhaustion in 2028. Neither guarantees survival, but “both funding markets are closed” isn’t established. A failure could hurt its partners badly; an inevitable industry-wide collapse is speculation!!!11clankclank
Baggies don't realize that the failed OpenAI funding round was the real reason we were dumping on Friday, even on tickers that had good earnings like SNDK. Insiders already knew before the news broke after close. Now we can panic since it's widely known.
YOU HURT MY BOYFRIEND EVERYONE DIES
ah yes le dying ai meanwhile anthropic ipo
What usually happens to futures when /smg/ chuds (probably wagies with no social life) panic over the weekend?
>>62843835oh look at that bitcoin is already up 0.5%
Wow, I guess the Ukraine doesn't need any more funding then.
How many "bottoms" have you clueless tech illiterate baggies called so far? You don't even work in this industry and you're going to get BTFO.
>>62843843I didn't call the bottom I was merely making a speculative short term bet and I have been right so far.
>>62843838I'm sorry, but did Bitcoin already crash? Oh, that's right. The market hasn't even finished correcting yet. In fact, we're still in the middle of the cycle.Does a correction count as a crash? Is that what you're saying? Because I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the market is still moving? Bitcoin is still trading and has been one of the best-performing assets in the world for how many years now? It's going through a correction because apparently people have forgotten how markets work. But you know what? Bitcoin is still fucking Bitcoin.Bitcoin is one of the best fucking assets in the world. It has survived exchange collapses, government crackdowns, FUD, and countless predictions of its death. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before making stupid topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Bitcoin recovers and someone bumps this topic.Oh look, another dip. Must be the end of civilization, right? Are you a fucking drunk? Are you clueless? Are you completely incapable of understanding market cycles? You are a fucking idiot and should never make a Bitcoin thread on this board again. I'm fucking serious.I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making these anti-Bitcoin topics because you're a bitter hater who can't stand an asset that's outperformed almost everything over the long term. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try predicting the death of an asset that's been declared dead a thousand times already.It's so easy to spot your threads now. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try being a good poster? Just once in your fucking life, try not to make a topic like this. You're always right at getting it wrong.Bitcoin has been declared dead more times than you've been wrong about the market. Every time the bears come out celebrating, they end up looking like fucking clowns.Fuck you. Bitcoin is not dead. You are nothing.
>>62843843i don't work at all
>>62843841
>>62843847>>62843852I literally already decided this on a date some time ago when she made flirty eye contact with a guy on another table
>>62843853*at the table
>>62843846No one cares about your valueless dogecoin equivalent. If your pupils don’t turn into heart symbols at the idea of owning your wealth in dogecoin, there is also no reason why this wouldn’t also apply to btc.>but btc is genuinely rare and deflationary So is my world unique shit smeared toilet paper. Rarity alone does not value make.
We are in a tiehttps://strawpoll.com/XOgOV5wE2n3
>>62843724desu I wouldn't mind have another life now and come back
>>62843832yes, that's what you call exit liquidity. quick ipo last minute and cash out
The old 2028 cash projections for OpenAI don't take into account their rapidly escalating spending, and their recent attempts to brute force Millennium Prize problems. They need more money.
>>62843861yeah sure dude lol
This is a severe breach of the smg schizo containment zone. Possibly the worst we've ever had
I ABANDONED MY CHILD
>>62843863I think you are just repeating headlines without actually understanding what they are doing with the money
>>62843865Then buy as much ANT as you can when it's out.
>>62843869Don't say nobody warned you. The same goes for the rest of you baggies.
>>62843870I'm not a baggie. I might try to scalp it if I'm bored
you guys dont get it, the AI market only crashes the millisecond i invest into it, not any sooner.im the main character.
>>62843784What a horrible business huh
>baggies from plebbit can't even greentextGrim.
Anthropic won. Not only do they have the better model but Elon doesn’t hate them so they can actually scale training with his dc. Sam lacked the foresight and is cucked with powerless chips
>>62843877I am the main character. You do not match my precision timing. I did my biggest AI bets one week before the June top, and the second time I did an AI bet was at the local October top.
>>62843896This nigga bought AMD at 630
>>62843863>>62843829>>62843795I have complete faith that both the Jews that control OpenAI/ANTH and the Jews that control the levers of government will figure out some way to keep these companies solvent and stop the bubble from popping with their Talmudic money magic.
>>62843906Watch it, buddy.
>>62843906It's ANT. ANT
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