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real estate edition

>Links for INTCels
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

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>>62845225
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SOXL BROS WE'RE SO BACK
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>>62845808
is this actually a good idea?
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>>62845818
jim cramer said to sell bro fr
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>>62845818
buy SOXL instead
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>>62845818
Do you really want to have to explain you followed a post on 4chan?
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Women shouldn't have rights
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>>62845821
What a tragic time to do earnings for these megacorps
But at the same time, total megacorp death
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>>62845827
that one can though
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>>62845820
that's a good point. i'll keep an eye on it for a couple weeks, may consider it

>>62845826
i don't mind, i have no shame
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The general attitude of the people in this general is poor. I would appreciate a little more respect when talking to me. I made a lot of (you) a lot of money over the years and i've never asked for so much as a penny in return.
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SOXL is going to a million dollars a share
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>US SEC RUBIO: TRUMP WANTS TO END IRAN WAR PEACEFULLY AS BOTH SIDES PREPARE FOR STRIKES - CNBC
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>62845837
Kindly show yourself out, maybe bant will be better
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>>62845836
No, I mean explain your losses. Always do the opposite, unless it's some bizarre, dead healthcare stock.
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>>62845837
/smg/ is a "what have you done for me lately" general
you were gone for like a year or more
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>>62845840
>fiery but mostly peaceful negotiations
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>>62845836
Me neither. I have since found that I will remain shameless and prideless yet still learn and grow from experiences of both. Those who have no sympathy for the least of us has no sympathy for me. What I tear down for constructive use I must build back to creative purpose, if I cannot build higher or as high, I owe it to build back what I can to show someone in need there is a path to win for them too. Because we are gonna make it.
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>>62845844
sorry i might just be retarded but i have no idea what you're telling me

explain your losses to whom? always do the opposite of what?
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>>62845840
How many fucking times are they going to repeat this shit? Trump isn't backing down on his demands and neither are the Iranians. There can't be a deal without one side backing down.
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>>62845846
Not much different than you or I
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> OP
no idea why anyone would be mad at a women owning the place
they must be dating dead beats who are jealous of these womenses financial success or arent capable of handling a women who is independent
those dudes most likely have no confidence in the strength of their personalities to help keep the relationship together
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>>62845845
I left to make a statement. The jannies were out of control. One of you chuds gave a reddit refugee jannie privileges. How do you not understand this? I hope baggot buys this website and shuts it down.
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>>62845857
I’m going to buy it so Jeffrey Epstein invites me to the White House
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>>62845855
The premise is false, though. No woman dates a deadbeat. And housing was supposed to be unaffordable.
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>>62845855
When the female bird is the one building the nest, and the male is asked to lay the eggs, expect confusion but seek a resolution. One does a possible while the other can only imagine a probable. What wonder then that uncertainty anxiety and despair follow. It is a dark business. Keep your eyes closed long enough and they adjust to the dark. If you know you have it in you, you will feel your way out by instinct. A fight is not death for the two, it is an opportunity not to understand how they got there, but to find a way out together from a dark and dangerous place. Just because there may be no way forward from here, does not mean there's no way out. If they both don't know, it doesn't mean it's not there. One day later and the house still stands. Take stock and know that all birds are loved.
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>>62845859
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mfw Sam starts lobbying in congress to make personal computing illegal
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>>62845857
do you have any stocks to shill these days?
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>>62845864
Well it’s only logical, personal pc ownership is a waste
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>>62845860
i agree that alot of these articles that are coming out seem like they were invented scenarios blown up to worldwide proportions
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>>62845867
Not at the moment but I will. I reactivated my robinhood account because just gambling on slots isn't enough for me anymore. I have to gamble at the jewish casino too to get my required amount of dopamine. I'll keep you guys posted. When I shill something, it will be in a video format.
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>>62845875
do you still have that nice apartment? the one I found on google maps?
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>>62845877
Yep same apartment. I'm afraid my rent is going to go up next year though.
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>>62845861
some male birds sit on the egg, not the whole time it's incubating but some of the time as a means to rest while the female bird goes out for food
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>>62845813
>go into student loan debt
>go into auto debt
>go into mortgage debt
>go into credit card debt
>blow all available cash on vacations
>brag about it
>complain about it at the same time

Lol.
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>>62845875
Let me know when you find the next garbage don. Thanks in advance.
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>>62845878
Okay cool
I should come visit since I'm unemployed again and not doing much
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>>62845881
>garbage don
kek oh shit what stock was that again. I just remember people didn't trust his company because of his shoes. I do remember gayhorse silver though.
>>62845885
I would have to feel out what kind of autism you have before I let you stay in the sex dungeon.
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>>62845879
This is true. The male bird is a resource provider and protector. That's his instinct. He was built that way, then naturally he is himself a builder. Same with the female bird. She builds eggs then too she is herself an egg maker builder. Both give warmth and provide. There's a lot they can understand about one another.
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>>62845888
checked and it's me poem anon
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>koreans magically buy their entire gap down and are 2% green now
what the actual FUCK??????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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>>62845888
Cielo Waste Solutions. I think it was CWSFF
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>>62845873
>worldwide proportions
Yes, she drew herself as a giantess.
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>>62845890
Oh, it's good to see you poem anon. I hope you have found peace and stopped self harming. Keyboards can get expensive after awhile.
>>62845893
kek they apparently changed names and started the whole grift over again.
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whos shorting natgas with me?
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>>62845897
no things got worse, but it's been a few months since I did any damage. And I always bought cheap keyboards off AMZN, like $10 for a 2 pack
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Under pressure from Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu, the Trump administration may be within days of launching a nuclear strike on Iran. The target would be Pickax Mountain in central Iran, where Israeli intelligence claims the Iranian government has restarted its nuclear enrichment program. No conventional weapon in the American arsenal can penetrate 300 feet of solid granite to destroy the tunnels where enrichment is supposedly taking place. The only military option is a nuclear strike. Netanyahu has been pushing hard for one. “Bibi calls Trump about it every day,” says an informed observer.
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>>62845904
how could things get worse?! Things were looking so promising for you.
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What’s this pattern called?
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>>62845889
ok enough about animals
they dont have to deal with economics unless it's who gets how many worms
when women dont NEED men they only WANT them
WANTS are frivilous
NEEDS are mandatory
maybe the way society was set up to force women to NEED men was unfair but we as a race came this far with that setup
the problem now is transitioning to a setup where its becoming neither men nor women NEED each other
the only thing left to deal with is procreation because these nice things we have , both culturally and economically, wont exist if they arent supported with human capital
im not one to try to force anyone to do anything they dont want to do but the issue is more who gets fat, who gets stressed and who gets depressed because of marriage and children and not even the economics of having a large population
the bedrock of all civilization is tangentially but intrinsically related to wanting/having children

whats to be done when no one wants or is having children?
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>>62845909
Thanks for the fanfiction.
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>futures
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>>62845912
Bad data.
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>>62845910
I don't remeber when we last spoke. I ended up getting several job offers and chose the absolute wrong one. It was so awful I nearly kms, my face was bruised all the time and I might have fractred my skull. The market was up bigly at that time and I figured I had enough to not work for a while so I quit. Been neeting for a while. My net worth has actually gone up since then, even without a paycheck, but we'll see how long that lasts
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all these "gains" will be dumped on the open for retail tards to slurp
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>>62845813
What will markets do next week?
>What will markets do next week?
>smegro sentiment poll
>vote anonymously on your prediction for next week's market performance
>see how other smiggers voted
>picrel, last week's poll (full analysis coming soon)
>linkrel, next week's poll
https://strawpoll.com/BDyNzwxbqyR
https://strawpoll.com/BDyNzwxbqyR
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>>62845901
Seems insane tbqh, the DOE is going balls deep in ng infra
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>>62845888
Rocker, I just emailed you!
>t.ford anon
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>>62845940
i was wondering if you were still here
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>>62845922
Im glad your investing has kept you afloat. Let's hope it stays that way.
>>62845940
Oh shit ford anon!! I hope you aren't homeless anymore and life is good for you.
>>62845941
FUCKING KEK
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>>62845941
Yeah I def never saw or heard from Maddie @ Ford EVER again. Fuck I completely forgot about this, good lord
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>>62845941
Oh damn I remember this kek
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>futes are slightly green after a dump

You all know what that means.
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>>62845954
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I read your email ford anon. Things could be better they could be worse. I make ok money, have a nice 401k with company match, and good insurance. I live and die by the online slots these days. But i'm ready to start gambling on OTC shitcoin stocks again for the first time in years.
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>>62845955
Are you guys still posting this? I wrote that post, I pulled it completely out of my ass obviously.
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>>62845875
Where do you post videos anon? I'm out of the loop but this all really tickles my tism
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>>62845945
Happily housed now, just hit 2 years sobriety recently as well. Doing alright. Nice trip down memory lane tonight fellas.
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>>62845966
I haven't made a video in a long time. I will be soon though. i can give you a link to my channel though if you want to catch up on some lore.

https://youtube.com/@johnnyfathands?si=GWCPCNjtI6gD2nqP

>>62845970
Good sobriety is important if you can handle it.
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LOLOLOL I was just browsing through my old youtube channel and forgot about this video. i forgot all about mutant fish.

https://youtu.be/2Arg0fUSifs?si=wDG60oC43hocErq9
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>>62845913
You are right and your questions move the work forward. This is all our task, including the men and women who are muddled between wants, needs, culture, fat, stress, all those elements. If there are those not on board yet it means they need a life preserver.

I know many real life givers who never had children. It is their understanding that children are precious still, they know what we know and have acceptance.

That we don't have the formula yet isn't the issue, and we have patience. Even if we don't know the way forward ourselves, maybe we are the ones who know it exists without seeing it. Once we're out of the touch tunnel, we can tap the outside to get the fat depressed and restless out alive to do that same thing for others.

I don't claim to have any answers, but all I can do is answer calls.

If no one wants or is having children, then the time isn't yet for them to do so. That they lost faith it will ever happen is them banging from the inside of the tunnel. That noise doesn't lead anyone out, it draws others in at best.

When we know what to do we do it. So we do our best. Time is on our side.
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Why is everything going up???
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>>62845922
You are right to reject abuse and protect yourself.
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>>62845992
Last week was a bear trap
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>>62845992
>Why is everything going up???
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>>62845997
I bought the dip but I am still a scared I might sell everything tomorrow if it goes back up and sit in cash for a little bit
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Are wgmi?
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>>62845998
>pic
Some of the most effective AI bull propaganda yet
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>futures
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futures will be up at least another 20 bips by open, don't spend it all in one place
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>korean cyborg infinite money glitch
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I know the kimchi niggers are slurping, but when Wall St wakes up and has a line of coke they will start dumping
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>futures
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>>62845912
false print on the tape

I see this a lot with options on robinhood
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Do I open spy shorts now?
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I am getting progressively less raped. Thanks green numbers.
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>>62846002
idk maybe :)
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Eurochad here. Have Americans changed their clocks? Last week I missed the market opening
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>>62846024
Yes
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>>62846024
clocks are changed i repeat clocks are changed
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>>62846024
they are changed yes
It's 23:18 on the east coast
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>>62846025
>>62846026
>>62846029
Thanks
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NEON PAMPERS
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>>62846024
Details depend if you mean face or dial but time always changes here too yes
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>>62845909
>300ft solid granite
>Second hardest mineral right under diamond
Nukes won't be able to either
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>>62846006
based, where are you finding these?
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>>62845837
Show your fat hands in a vid or fuck off forever
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>>62846039
If nukes go off its unironically over for everyone might as well close down /biz/
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>>62846010
>>62846014
i want to believe theyre onto the hedgefundses trickery and will continue to counter buy every dump imposed on them by american hedgefunds until they fuck off and die
... until i need an entry again
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>>62845837
Sorry miko I am more of a suisei kinda guy.
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>>62846039
>he doesn't know about the jewish space lasers
LMT
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>>62846045
Nah, just short the market while everyone panics
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>>62845764
>SOXL
Why must you raise my hope -_- it fell from over $100 and you're ooo'ing over this?
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>>62846040
I save them from /tv/.
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>>62845813
good morning
i fucking despise women
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>futures
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>>62846044
As we're aware to distribute heat evenly we need to tolerate a little grease. Not too much to start a grease fire and kill us with saturated fat, not too little or some of us burn. If you dust a little flour on it and the grease ran away it means it can't tolerate grease itself. I'd call that a flux issue.
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>>62846045
Less bearish than plandemic
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>>62845982
$AQB is up 21% YTD
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>women pilots
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>>62846064
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>>62846079
kek
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Which companies do you use their products or services but do not hold their stock? For me it's Microsoft, Google, amex, costco, Honda
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Uhhhh is we getting nuclear war?
>>>/pol/545346544
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>>62846092
any insider bets on poly for a nuclear weapon used this year?
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>>62846092
Probably
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Financial implications of imminent nuclear war?
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>>62846100
His source? A random shitpost
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>>62846105
that random shitpost? mine
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>>62846105
He has been ahead of curve on the entire Iran war and all of its consequences, usually months in advance. He is extremely well connected in Republican circles.
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>>62846107
*of the curve
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>>62846100
No idea who that fella is but if he talked to all those names and knows what the people who own those names think and feel and will absolutely do why not just link us to what they said directly or quote them so we can just as easily know what he does. I could guess why.
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>>62846109
^ threadly reminder that people like this give you financial advice or deliver geostrategical analysis on Twatter.
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>>62846109
What? Do you think people in the government communicate by tweeting or something? Tucker could have sources that give him privileged info
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What are the buys before Tuesday?
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why the fuck is /bant/ here, don't they have their own thread? fuck off nobody wants to see your discord circlejerk
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if you didn't slurp sandisk on friday you are unironically NGMI as a trader and transition to a bogle etf investor
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>>62846100
I like how Israel has nukes but god forbid they use them, get the golem to do it.
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>>62846119
SOXS
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>>62846122
*should
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>>62846121
A breach of schizo containment can only mean one thing...
Nuclear war is imminent
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>>62846123
they don't have stealth bombers and they probably aren't tactical bunker busters. the us has both, there's a big difference between an icbm warhead and what is required for this job.
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>>62846107
he's a halfwit propped up by the retard right that got hoodwinked by the supermarket trick that worked on yeltsin and spent an exorbitant amount of time in interviews insisting he was physically attacked by satan in his sleep
his predictions consist of thousands of americans being killed in the first week of war with iran, that petrol would reach $30 a gallon, that oil price surges would collapse the economy, that we'd be in a world war that the US was going to lose
on nuclear weapons, he's been bleating that we're mere moments away from using them since march
this time for sure
>>62846123
officially, israel doesn't have nukes
obviously everyone knows this to be bullshit but they're not going to throw them at iran just because
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>>62846092
>>62846100
>nuclear war
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>>62846130
The US would absolutely lose a world war right now. They burned through like 70% of 5eir missile stocks in just a few months of shooting down Iranian crap.
What do you think would happen if Russia or China would get serious?
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i understand last week was a giant dump but in what universe is retard pumping the answer. potential nukes are going to happen next week and most tech is up pre market
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>>62846135
I hope you didn't sell anon. It was the easiest and cleanest buy signal of the year.
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>>62846121
Fucking stupid nigger do you not understand that your fucking daddies came back to take back what was rightfully their's? Goddamn you fucking newfags disgust me. This is the beginning of the golden age for /smg/
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>>62845831
the right to be my wife!
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is we getting a releaf rally?
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>>62846139
Piss off, you attention-whoring cretin.
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>>62846100
>opening bell on wednesday
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>>62846130
Trump himself said he thought oil would be $300 a barrel. Tucker is just reporting what the insiders are saying.
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>>62846100
>Tucker Carlson
At this point he is as credible as Alex Jones.
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>>62846146
Far more credible than donald trump and axios
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>>62846143
>Piss off, you attention-whoring cretin.
You will eventually bend the knee. I have no anxiety over you because you are obviously are new and haven't understood how things work around here.
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>>62846135
billions dying is unfathomably bullish
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>>62846150
Are you fucking confused? Do you have any idea where you are? You have literally no power over anybody here you inept degenerate.
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>>62846156
I'm honestly starting to get pissed off for the first time in a long time. Who the fuck are you? How are you going to come out of the blue and tell me how to run my general?
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>>62846156
you think you chose to write that post? bow down kiddo, you're outmatched and outmassed
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>>62846145
Is it important to publicly audit how insider information gets projected into public space? I understand some folks are happy to put complete trust in a single stranger but maybe seeking a second opinion would be helpful to some others. Like as if there were news reporters who liked and respected each other who may disagree or see an inside issue differently, but whose common understanding of fair reporting helps represent the inside information more clearly than uncompromising opposing and secretly hateful dishonest greasy individuals would. I also understand that asking for a second opinion is sometimes a controversial ask, which is why I'm trying to understand if it's safe to do useful work to represent the truth instead of gambling with it.
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>>62846161
Let's not kid ourselves. The average poster here weighs like 150. I would mog each and every poster. Except for you bb.
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>>62846162
Everybody has their own motives and their own risk tolerance.
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>>62846006
>>62846040
>>62846053
stupid forced jewish meme noone even finds funny
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>>62846164
i'm up to 185!
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fathands unless you're going to start doing /smg/ updates again i frankly don't want to hear you talk
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>>62846142
maybe
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>>62846169
Is that a proud confession or a challenge?
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>FUTURES
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>>62846170
YOU FUCKING NIGGER I TOLD YOU GUYS IN THIS VERY THREAD I WILL BE MAKING UPDATES AGAIN!!!
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>>62846173
i'm proud of it, i'm doing my best to get bigger. i have forsaken the path of the twink
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Oil crisis soon to an end. Trump will announce a peace deal on Wednesday.
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I've been 240lbs. Being lean is better and it's not even close
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>>62846175
oh, lovely, looking forward
i used to like those
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>Oil dropping
>Stocks pumping
It'll be a glorious Monday. Doomers and luddites get fucked.
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>>62846180
stock ends blood red then dumps another 10% by end of week
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Are we being raided by the trannies?
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But you guys realize we have recently entered an AI disruption induced secular bear, right? Enjoy the bull phase while it lasts.
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>>62846180
I have oil shorts for SEPT 27, feeling good
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are these trannies in the room right now, anon?
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>>62846186
Yes
>>62846189
Yes
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>>62846186
You be the judge.
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can tell you from other thread experience that not gatekeeping (or at least shitting on the poster gatekeeping) can ruin the thread - mostly by oldtime posters leaving
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risk is law
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>>62846178
that's why we're all about lean hogs in this general
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>>62846100
Tucker looking for trouble, financially speaking.
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>>62846205
I don't like the insufferable avatarfags either but they are the old time posters
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Bros I didn't slurp spy calls Friday I was scared...... surely we get a quick dump on open and I can slurp....
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>>62846187
Anthropic ipo will lift nasdaq to a new peak like never before.
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>>62846226
Don't worry, there's at least another few years of dumping.
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>>62846226
Nukes on Wednesday after Trump loses
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>>62846226
My one single Jan 840 call is going to make me a millionaire and basically you're forever priced out
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>>62846229
>>62846228
Is this the exit pump to end all exit pumps?
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>>62846226
Thats called experience. Lesson learned?
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>>62846233
No because the past few weeks I've done it ive gotten raped
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What do you expect from Apple and Palantir today? Another disaster?
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>>62846235
What exactly did you do?
What do you think you did wrong?
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>>62846237
Big wins.
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How will the outcome of the midterms effect whether we pump or dump?
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>>62846245
>Thomas on /smg/
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>>62846245
honestly, i dont think it really matters
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>>62846252
PECKERWOODS in our mob are EVERYWHERE.
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>Predicts everything in your path
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>>62846256
>When you win by losing.
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>>62846256
So basically nothing lmayo
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>>62846264
except the market will only rally if an actual peace deal happens. and how is a peace deal going to happen in these circumstances?
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>>62846256
>line go up
yes.
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>>62846269
well, either iran gets smart, or we melt pickaxe mountain, probably end a few political careers, then do a 360 and walk away
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>>62846256
le correlation does not equal le causation.
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is we finna pump
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>>62846281
Red by open sar.
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>>62846281
no nigga its down 30% tomorrow
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China had like 12 red weeks in a row before its tech bubble finished popping
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>googling "ocarina of time"
>that easter egg
oh my science
so fucking bullish for GOOG and NTDOY
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I have $3000 to burn, its just sitting in the brokerage account. I have no idea what to do with it.I feel like puts but no idea on what
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>>62846290
Short Grrr
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>>62846290
puts on SOXS probably
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>>62846293
>leverage on leverage
don't forget to use a payday loan for this #advancedstrats
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>>62846164
Rocker autism posting again is extremely bullish.
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>>62846295
you get it
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Is this the bottom for CHYNA?
>China’s central bank and securities regulator are expected to meet with financial institutions on Monday to discuss measures to bolster the country’s stock market, following a sell-off in October that heightened concerns over market stability, according to mainland media reports.
>The People’s Bank of China (PBOC) will meet representatives from major banks alongside the National Financial Regulatory Administration and the China Securities Regulatory Commission (CSRC) to discuss measures to optimise a lending facility designed to support share buy-backs and stake increases by listed Chinese companies and their major shareholders, state-owned Shanghai Securities News reported on Sunday, citing industry sources.
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>>62846299
It's incredibly bearish
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>>62846100
I'm pretty sure a nuke wouldn't do shit against a mountain of that size anyways.
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>>62845813
I knew a chick like this
>got a 70k loan from her parents for a downpayment on a 500,000 dollar townhouse because banks wouldn't give her enough
>started looking around at all the guys at work including me to find someone to pay half the mortgage

GEEE
I WONDER WHY I DON'T WANT TO COMMIT TO PAYING FOR YOUR HOUSE

In no universe are women capable of not being parasitic leeches.
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>>62845823
huh
The koreans are bullish
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>>62846289
I really wish there was an option to toggle between the old google and new google. Looks like obviously it can be done
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>>62846231
Kek

>>62846319
How so? As in she just wanted your money but not even get married to you? Was she actively trying to date every single guy at work?
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>>62846285
>12 red weeks
Lel. Dot com lasted two years and half before starting recovering.
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Good luck
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>>62846325
Looking for a betabux provider to help her cover living expenses while paying her mortgage.
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If you want financial advice
give me a reply,
and state what you want advice on
I'll give you free financial advice.
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>>62846319
At least it was a loan, and only a down payment
most of the spoilt brats I know their parents outright bought their houses for them.
And they act like they're financial gods for owning a house at a young age. Talking down to people about how their house is paid off, bought cash, etc
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i think im going to go in bros...
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>>62845840
AXIOOOOOOOOOS
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Why does based Luckey wear 'tism shoes?
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>>62846256
I already knew this.
a gridlocked congress is bullish as fuck for the market. Also just better in general since politicians can never do anything good.
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Even though I am an AI bear even I think it's really silly that chip stocks are down given you know that companies have already contractually agreed to spend hundreds of billions of a dollars on more chips in 2027 and beyond, Anthropic's S1 showed they have $112 billion in free cash to spend and plan on building their own data centres, they have guaranteed commitments in the hundreds of billions, as does Google, META, Microsoft, etc
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>>62846226
>>62846344
Beware, the AI bubble is still not deflated enough. There is about 15% more mileage to the downside, only then does it become slurpable. I'm itching to do some bull call spreads on SPY, but the time is not yet ripe.
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>>62846347
If the bubble pops it still won't be for years, the IPOs alone are going to inject hundreds of billions into Anthropic and OpenAI
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>Everyone was bearish and expecting a bloody Monday to follow-up
>Now everyone is expecting a quiet recovery
What changed between Friday and Monday
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I´m feeling oddly bullish, something is wrong.
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>>62846347
Equities could stay in the mud for a long time
but there is no hint that earnings are slowing down. The worst that can happen is multiple compression at this point. You're not going to get a 30% valuation discount when earnings are at all time highs.
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any successful algotraders, moderately or otherwise, itt?
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>>62846349
south korea survived the intel apocalypse
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>>62846349
Peace talks.
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>>62846349
nothing, I believe it will crab until AMD earnings on tuesday. That will decide whether we dump further or not
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>>62846349
Typical fear caused by large drops, people fail to regulate their emotions.
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>>62846349
There was really no major bad news. There were just some results that were slightly worse than expectations and some AI scare articles being pushed. The main real issue was oil prices, and they seem to be going down. Buy back before it pumps too much.
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>>62846349
It's normal for the big dumps to happen on friday
a spike in fear on friday,
a bunch of people don't want to be holding over the weekend with fear and uncertainty peaking.
monday comes, and they realise their fears were overblown and buy back in for a higher price.
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>OIL
its over for oil barons this time for real
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>>62846352
The truth is algo trading only works in two scenarios:
1. They succeed short term because small horizons can be accurately predicted with sufficient data, but will fail over the long term because market changes compound chaotically
2. Its a mathematical niche with guaranteed returns like high-frequency trading and arbitrage, which over time are ground down to fractions of a penny per trade.
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>>62846373
Just watch what happens after the midterms when they stop propping up the price of gas
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>pumping right before midterms
lets hurry up and just dump now so we can have the scheduled santa pump be on time. im a busy man
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>>62846357
ΑΜD dumped on its previous earnings and crabbed for about a month, then it nigger pumped 30% to a new ATH. Will be a good time to slurp, especially if the "Trump" restarts his campaign.
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>>62846336
though my point is that the women "buying houses" are taking out mortgages and then trying to jump from dating to family making because they're hags in their 30s/40s and running out of eggs. And I'm a sensitive young man in his 30s still trying to find himself :)
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>>62846362
>no major bad news
Lel. Facebook announcing an incoming massive dilution because they can't borrow money anymore started the downfall. Then Google pouring even more money into SI despite it started eating its revenues from advertisement. Coreweave bonds at 15% yields. Amazon having thousands of GPUs stored away. Anthropic has 900 billions of hidden debts. The bad news keep coming.
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>>62846352
I did it for like a year, market returned 8% and I managed 15%. Wasn’t worth, took a tremendous amount of time and I was only working with 5 figures
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>>62846345
Google being down is especially dumb
>google invests in AI because they're afraid Chatgpt will replace Google search engines, so they're trying to remain relevant past that horizon
>google gets punished because search revenue is down but AI revenue is way up
If google did nothing their search revenue would be down but there would be no AI revenue to make up for it. This is happening either way, but investors (hedge fund jews) seem to think becoming an antiquated stagnating once-great like IBM would be the correct course for Goog.

But the 'explanation' is that 'investors' jew hedge funds 'think that there will be a cooling of demand in 2029' which is what everyone has been saying for a year anyway.

but what they're not saying is that robotics companies are aobut to ipo bigly, samsung and tesla and china all have big investments in robotics, all those robots are going to need shit like gpus and ram and ssds. So the entire thing is dumb.

The one thing I do want to know is if there's some kind of power company that makes tiny, highly efficient batteries that the robots could run on.

>>62846349
People thought Kospi was going to dump to 4900, koreans want to retake 6000 and push to 7500 eoy instead.
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>>62846347
>not deflated enough
Goog is at 19 p/e
sandisk 12 p/e
Micron 7 p/e
Nvidia is high at 26 p/e

Or do you mean specifically companies like Spacex with 200 p/e or anthropic which hasn't ipo'd yet with 300 p/e?
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>>62846384
>AI revenue is way up
It's cloud revenue. Google is a shovels seller.
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>>62846377
it's crabbing. It might dump again on tuesday. I wish I got out last month, or 4 months ago. The midterm dump was extremely predictable which is why I don't care. The thing to 'worry' about is the possibility of a 2018 midterm dump where it goes down another 10%
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>>62846387
Everyone is a shovels seller the point is google is getting ahead of the game. Search engine revenue will inevitably decline. So investors are either asking google to do nothing and decline into irrelevance like IBM in the 1990s or to make use of its capital to carve out the next niche in ai driven neoclouds, AI being what threatens search in the first place.

I guess the third option was to push to ban AI outright.
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>>62846382
As I said no major bad news, and per things you listed nothing new. Anthropic will be one of the biggest companies in the world in a few years time, so again those costs are really nothing.
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>>62846390
Their search engine revenue already declined 50% YoY which is why their stock price fell 12% in a day
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Thinking about going hard into NVDA at this price.
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>>62846385
Everything is priced in until it doesn't matter anymore and numbers go crazy.
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>>62846393
>Le no one uses Google anymore
AI tools use it. And soon ad revenues etc will be integrated to them. It's just an adjustment cost for Google. Their business model is not under threat in the slightest.
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>>62846334
Eww what a turn off. Did she hit on you and how did she go about it? Any obvious tells in her words or behavior?

>>62846335
I want some free financial advice. How do I turn $70k into $500k in 5 years time? I seek to never return to the wagecage, currently a neet.
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>>62846374
Direction neutral premium selling will also always work because there is a risk insurance premium people will pay for.
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>>62846391
>Anthropic will be one of the biggest companies in the world in a few years time

The revenue growth is already slowing.
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what capital or what % gains are you guys playing around with?
because theres a level where you make nothing money doing nothing trades..
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Numbers seem primed for a major pump. Brent fell to 112, Qs are up, kospi closed green, nikkei's kinda mid, stoxx doing alright. Orange Man TACO'd again, he won't do shit before the weekend because he's too pussy to, ergo it's greed's turn to take the wheel. If attacks happen during the weekend just before CPI on the 10th, shit's gonna get real ugly.
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Crazy to see how black friday turned into a black weekend, then into a black week and now I'm seeing ads for black weekS. Just put everything on discount all year long at this point.
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>>62846420
meds
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Also NFP on 6th.
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>US proposes an energy ceasefire between Russia and Ukraine
>US also proposes to restore the export of Russian natural gas to Europe via Ukraine as a bonus for Russia which would mean Ukraine and Europe would be funding the nation they're at war with even more
>US dominance over natural exports to Europe would be gone, hurting the US natural gas industry which currently has an oversupply of natural gas which has allowed prices to remain low despite the US-Israel War on Iran
Surely this has nothing to do with the fact that Putin offered to sell Lukoil assets during Kushner's and Witkoff's meeting with him to a consortium of businessmen that are Trump donors and no doubt companies that Trump, Kushner and Witkoff have a stake in

https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/us-pushes-restore-russian-gas-sales-europe-via-ukraine-wsj-reports-2026-11-02/
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Is something wrong with Tradingview today? It's not showing candles for some stocks. I thought maybe the market was closed.
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Early All Saints day.
Cmom lets have a litle pump.
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>>62846424
>US proposes
Pass.
>US does
Now you have my attention.
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>>62846425
Yeah, they fucked up again. It will be this way until they fix it. Go to head map and check out all european companies.
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>>62846427
It will never happen because Russia is tempting Trump and his admin with what they desire most, money, Ukraine is also not retarded enough to fund their own demise
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>>62846428
Why can't I typeeeeeeeeeeeeee!?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


*heat map
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>>62846388
You never escape from what you fear
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>>62846429
That's why I don't believe anything they say until I see things happening and actually moving. Talk isn't cheap, it's worthless. Hell, they should pay interest on talk alone just for me to consume it. Disgusting slop.
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>that feel when I only sold weekend pötts on the SPY instead of buying calls.
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>>62846405
>How do I turn $70k into $500k in 5 years time? I seek to never return to the wagecage, currently a neet.
You have to be willing to risk it all
OTM $350 call on GOOGL
expiry date 2029

If price stays below $350 you lose it all
but if Google goes up 50% between now and 2029, you get a 5x

Don't pussy out if you spend a year sideways and want to cash out at breakeven. All or nothing.

Or two $320 OTM calls, but replace GOOGL with something else,
and you can make two bets instead of one bet.

but sell your options a few months before 2029 because of theta decay.
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>>62846337
>Going all AFTER it 3xes overnight
Wcgw?
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great job socialism!
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>>62846445
White people fell off HARD
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>>62846444
you be surprised how well it works on penny stocls
penny stocks are invisible to algos and hedgefunds so the normal rules such as "le profit taking" in the morning and "le rallies" or "le sell the news" dont apply to them
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>>62846445
I think some people forget that the EU isnt a state, but a previously unseen agreement between 50 gazillion different ethnicities to stop murdering each other
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>>62846445
Geee they should regulate companies to only be allowed to invest at most 12.5% into the US.
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The only stock I've ever YOLO'd on is a pharma company called Bicycle Therapeutics because some faggot on Reddit shilled it. I bought $1000 and am down around 75%. I intend to let it go to zero.
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>>62846454
based
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>>62846454
they dont deserve whats left of your bag
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>IREN earning Thursday
I might get raped bros
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what will you invest your free $5k in, smiggers?
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>>62846442
Nigga you get the same 5x result by doing this play on the 'daq or even boomer indices. Your thesis has to be that GOOG isn't already a well-trodden company but some up-and-comer. Which is not the case.
Yes, GOOG WILL outperform the market. But you dont care about that because you are not a stock buyer, you're a call buyer. And in that case the outperformance gets cancelled away by the higher premium
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>>62846396
Same, I'm mad I missed it at 201 already
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>>62846005

I'm up 1.3% premarket but I kinda wanna sell everything right now... maybe I wait for open and get a little bit more juice off of top buyer faggots that were too spooked to buy Friday but are acting like uppity faggots on Monday

you niggers are so predictable



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