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please tell me he didn't go through chemo
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we were asking "where is sergey" for months last year
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Is his slav DNA turning him into a Shrek?
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Not even a link holder but how does he look so fucking bad???? Good god
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>>62845929
He is 100% going to get a hair transplant. If he was gonna shave it off he would have done it by now
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literally a different person glowies already replaced him rip
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this is bullish because he's clearly a hard worker
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>>62845929
bald can be based in tech
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You retards act like this isn’t going to happen to you. Except you’ll be poor as well
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>>62845929
Too busy scamming incels
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One of 4 things happened.
>He got cancer and chemo. (wagmi if true because it means they are trying to get him)
>He pledged his way into a secret society and was forced to shave his head. (wagmi if true because it means he's a lizard now)
>He read some philosophy shit and decided to try being a monk and shaved his head willingly. (nobody making it if this is true)
>He has been the undercover President of the Trump administration and went bald due to stress (wagmi if true)
We know there was a long gap between his public appearances and in that time his hairline not only massively recessed but he also had a buzz cut and was bordering being bald.
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>>62850336
hairline going back is one thing, the question is why did he go bald. we're talking about a guy that unironically wore the same shirt for an entire decade. someone like that doesn't just wake up and impulsively shave their head.
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>>62850492
You sound retarded.
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>>62845929
what do you mean solve?
There's already treatments for it.
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>>62850336
I'm older than him and this hasn't happened to me
this is an extremely drastic change in an extremely short amount of time, he's definitely having health issues
people don't lose their hairline and their eyebrows in less than a year you imbecile, it doesn't work like that
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>>62845929
He was definitely already a Norwood II in the left photo, and has been since this board latched onto him 9 years ago. It was pretty obvious he was going to be a chubby bald slav from the onset of this.
Also stress has probably done a number on him.
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>>62851146
>lose his eyebrows
He’s got a darker complexion and the light makes his hair look lighter than it is. Have you never seen a photo of yourself and how different you can look based on lighting and angles?
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>>62845929
>trusting hairlets with your money
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>>62845929
this is such an uncanny transformation, he looks like a different person.
not just the balding but why did his hair become much lighter blonde? his face looks different too, the eyes bigger and closer together, the face longer and narrower.
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>>62851622
Vitalikification is the fate of all ERC 20 token project heads. Soon his body will become emaciated and his facial hair will fall out. He thought by becoming morbidly obese he could stave off the effects but it is inevitable.
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>>62845929
Every Big Mac you payed for linkies represents a hair, you’re life force, you’re youth so to say. almost a decade of bag holding. But it’s finally time to shine marines were almost there just a little longer.
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>>62845929
>with CEOs like this we don't need FUDders



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