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They’re obviously next.
If you’ve still got any money in coinbase, you’re obviously asking for your money to be stolen.

Whatever the North Korean hackers did with abliterated LLMs to target Binance is obviously going to rain down upon Coinbase for the next year or more.
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>>62848262
I have over 250k on coin base
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not a chink company so no problem
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>>62848262
I'm probably gonna kill myself before the end of the decade, who cares what happens
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>>62848328
>being this retarded
lmao
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>>62848440
Nah
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>>62848262
How many indian devops with cold wallet privileges does coinbase have?
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>>62848262
I'm kinda hoping for it. We need the useless coins to die. We need a vast redistribution of the value in crypto into utility coins.
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hitting coinbase would be an act of war against the United States
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>>62848510
do you really think a guy with this kind of physiognomy isn’t just employing an army of poo-colored slaves?
from the publicly available data, I’d ballpark it at 10k jeets absolute minimum that can all pull an eMudhra at any moment.
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>>62848262
If you keep your coins on a centralized exchange, you deserve whatever happens.
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>>62848704
>with cold wallet access privileges
Is sort of the important part anon
I have no doubt coinbase did not survive the esg contamination, but that does not mean ran they had to be completely suicidal on top of it
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>>62848361
wrong. it's worse. coinbase hires jeets.
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>*mean that they had to be
fucking outed as a phoneposter
grim
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>>62848262
cz cannot sell cb fractional reserves....
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goybase sucks anyway
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coinbase already stole my bitoins
when I quit bitcoin mining in 2014,
I stashed them in a coinbase account
and they locked me out of my account
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>>62848262
Coinbase paid all of their tr00ns and libtards to quit back in 2022. They're probably fine.
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>>62849126
and replaced them all with jeets.
so, they replaced inactively harmful dead weight with actively harmful poo slop
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>>62849114
Not your keys
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>>62848262
Hopefully. Coinbase is shit and the base chain got fucked by insider trading and corruption. Many such cases in the world of crapto

>>62848589
>We need the useless coins to die
Crypto is already dead. None of that shit has value. It’s all useless. Token not needed nor will it ever be needed.
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>>62849232
true tho

>>62849362
>Coinbase is shit
correct
>Crypto is already dead. None of that shit has value.
there’s no way that anybody is making money off anything that has come out in the last few years
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>>62848262
The hackers accessed hot wallets to get the Binance money.
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>>62848262
They only stole usdt eth btc and large cap shitcoins. I'll be fine.
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>>62850817
What do you hold?
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>>62850875
bingus token
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>>62848262
>asks you to provide id
>asks you to fill out tax forms or they'll fuck you on your gains
nobody with a functioning brain uses coinbase
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>>62848382
Hope you take some evil out with you.



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