Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62848306
>AAPL
I made 150% in SOXS calls today
CAM ON DO SOMETHING
KEK SOXL
>>62848771stop horsin around
>>62848771>Palintir beatAnyone got Kalishi bets on tommorow?
>PLTR
NIGGERS
>>62848775You realized your gains?
So were we just meming it was over or is it really over?
now the market has to survive midterms and amd earnings
>>62848790Of course, probably could have made a bit more if I held on longer but meh
>>62848792I want a 30% crash though.
>>62848791it hasnt even started
>>62848796What are you, a female pilot?
>Saw the INO tip last week>Seems fake and gay>Decide to keep holding tech shit>Today happensI might legitimately do an IRL shitpost and then kms if things don’t turn around soon.
>>62848802Ha!
>>62848804>todayyou mean friday after the close. I spent all weekend lamenting on it
>>62848796It's going to be 10-15%. And after that it's up and only up for months.
>>62848771please clop.
WE ARE THE SANDISK MARINES
AAPL volatility squeeze kek
>>62848801No, it really looks like it's over though. People saying a dem sweep is bullish after tomorrow glow
>>62848804Everyone was waiting for capex guidance to be lower than analysts which finally happened. Rotating from tech to bonds. It will rotate back, we just need to get through this healthy correction. AI isn't in trouble, AI overpaying 60% to be in first is in trouble.
Apple gon get raped
>>62848807When though?>>62848808I miss Jeb.
>Apple (strongest AI hedge) down AHCommence the AI-keklet giga rape in 10 hours. Order 66 AI
>make list of top stocks>close eyes and pick one>outperform everything
Kek baggies
>>62848796We need the stock market to dump way further for it even be at reasonable prices. SOXX dumping to $350 ends up being nothing more than a dump back to January-March prices. That's not even a 30% dump. If we assume part of the pump from 2025 to 2026 was AI related say anything past $250, then SOXX must dump by about a 50% from current prices. I'd at least feel much more comfortable investing in semi's if prices to mid/late 2025 prices.
>>62848804>>62848806Ooof. But to be fair, that absolutely looked fake and gay.>Hey look at this pump!>Top of the pump is still 15 points lower than the stock was 20 minutes ago.>stock loses another 15 points over the next day.
Bussy, look at Apple Computer
>>62848833It wasn't fake and gay, it was binary event. We didn't play and got sidelined.
brk-b is the best hedge. its stock holdings are <30% of its returns
>>62848825What NOTHING IS HAPPENING
>>62848804I can tell you are inexperienced. This dip is nothing, as long as you didn't buy soon expiring options. We will go up 6-8% for the next 5 weeks and be right back where we were
>A REUTERS REPORT CAME OUT ABOUT 2-3 HOURS AGO OF A QATARI DELEGATION ARRIVING IN TEHRAN, IRAN>REPORTS SAY THAT THE QATARI DELEGATION HAS LEFT IRAN IN A HURRY
>>62848856SOXL up AH doe
>>62848857It's all a simulation. Iran supreme leader told us this
>>62848857IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWNNNN
>>62848845because this quarter doesn't matter for Apple. Next one is the big one.
DEPLOY THE AGENT SWARMS, HACK FUDDER ACCOUNTS AND FORCE THEM TO BUY HARDWARE
>>62848857Clearly in a hurry to report the good news! Haha that must be it
I thought AAPL was supposed to pump
>>62848857The nuke is en route.
>Qeshm island being hit with missilesAt this point, the Iranians are retarded for still trying to negotiate. They deserve to be regime changed.
AAPL BEAT ITS MEAT
>>62848841Clearly, but hindsight is 20/20. That V looked like an insider offloading a bunch of stock.
>>62848869They prefer this situation, it's trump who is retarded for still trying to negotiate but he has too
>>62848871No not in hindsight. It was a binary event in foresight.
KOSPI predictions for tonight? I got some KORU puts ready
>>62848876Yeah a bit of a dumpaaan
>>62848876flat
>>62848875>1 - The guy was just an Anon shitposting>2 - The guy was legit about the FDA approval.Yeah.
>>62848807>up and only up for monthsin what world will the market condition change? are you implying there will actually be a peace treaty
>>62848878Good>>62848879No
im rapedim a cuckoldi love eating shit
Just so you know, my real life hasn't begun yet
My WDC and LRCX positions got raped today. Hopefully after Tomorrow's AMD report the market will start going up in anticipation of the Anthropic IPO
>Vance said good progress>Trump said he won't bomb Iran after midterm>They are bombing Iran right nowHow are the algo still this stupid? Even my free Claude isn't this dumb.
>>62848891The IPO is priced in and AMD will dump because AI uncertainty is still looming over the market. Orange retard might change the course, though.
>>62848888
>>62848848You can tell whos a virign just by reading their post?
>AAPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
im a creepim a weirdowhat the hell am i doing herei dont belong here
KOSPI are SAFU
>>62848914>>62848903>0.5%WOWZERS
>>62848889Lucky you, my real life is already over, just running out the clock now
>>62848914>>62848903what happened?
And I'm proud to be a PanicanWhere at least I know I'm freeAnd I won't forget the baggies who criedWho hold those bags for me
>>62848915not belonging is just longing to be which belongsdont kamikudzu over it
yo i was gone for a while what did i miss
>BigBear stayed upWhy? Do people accidentally think they're shorting the entire AI trade?
>PLTR earnings call
I'm bleeding money lads.
Boomer rock schizogods
>>62848933what happened?
>>62848930is he bragging about his test levels again...?
>>62848922Kek
>>62848936Rammstein lost their mass-rape case on appeal. Something about gender equality not being substantive equality because only women need their fertility or some shit.
>>62848937nah he doesnt gaf kekthey wrote and narrated the report with ai
I bought
>oil down 8 fucking percent over rumors of a concept of a dealGod it's all so fucking fake and gay. Oil traders (or the ones who run the algorithms) should be rounded up and shot.
>>62848942Zuck did that last year and everyone called him a pussy
>PLTR and AAPL now dumpingGood
>>62848771
>>62848942>>62848946nevermind hes speaking now
>>62848932>I'm bleeding money lads.
>>62848949>aapl down 0.3% after earningsu call that a dump?
>>62848951>people are shorting? WE WILL FIND THEM AND ROUND THEM UP
>>62848958MINUS TWO POINTS OOOOOOOOOO
>>62848949https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdTMDpizis8
Nvo
>AAPLWTFWT
What did Tim Cook say in the conference call?
>>62848961oof
who AAPL price going crazy
>>62848966Not a word
WTFWT
>>62848970....*silently starts rubbing your cock*
>>62848962kek
>>62848969lol now it dumped shit waht did ternus say lol
nigger marketi'm so fucking tired
What is that?
PLTR rugged too
https://www.apple.com/investor/earnings-call/
>AAPLSTOP THE COUNT
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DehK_Y0TUbE
>>62848976that 1 guy sold
it's over, end of the year rally is cancelled
bro who was shilling ino that shit pumped hard lol
I solded SOXL before open for a profit btw.So thanks for the bear advice I guess on Sunday I guess. xoxo :-*
>tfw AAPL and PLTR are the only big tech stocks still near their athNOT FOR LONG NIGGERS
>>62848992I'm gonna be honest Nigger uhhhhh Tuesday doesn't have that nice of a ring to it
>>62848992oohhh yeah it's fucking OVER
>AAPD
Everyone gets some.
NVDA is going to cancel Christmas in 2 weeks
>>62848992oh shit i forgot the app store getting regulated to shit all over the place i was only thing about ram squeeze lol
>>62848932Im down over 50% from highs
sqqq up 30% over last month lol
>>62848951Whos the cutie?
>>62848972Anon I-
This is the AI that will take over the worldhttps://x.com/huskirl/status/2116941001335947635
Almost to 60$ soxl. Can we get 30$ soxl? Ill full fucking port at that price.
>>62848976Jewish tricks
>>62849012Sorry I thought you meant I shouldn't say a word and wanted to help you ease your losses...
>>62849001ok now he address ram squeezer
>>62849013
>>62849013>tfw you stoopid child didn't do his homework with his mandatory government AI teacher
>>62849017No you dingus the joke was that Ternus is the CEO now, Tim Apple wasn't even on the call
>>62849020>there are 3 e's in 17
APPLEKEKS
>>62849024Oh yeah. Didn't even think twice seeing Tim Apple's name there
feels good collecting in interest on cash with no risk
AI stocks are crashing, probably back to where they were in july.Meanwhile koreans are pumping every time americans dump now because samsung and sk hynix are gaining massivelyAnd all these companies are posting record gains because spending on AI will increase to 2 trillion a year in 2028They get richer, while retarded stock traders crash the market to invest in totally retarded "safe" stocks.Also look at this complete clown shit>SELL, AI IS DEAD, SELL>BUY, AI IN AWS IS MOONING 39%, BUYThese fucking retards don't even know what they're buying or what they're doing, fucking assclowns.
this kimchi smells like shit
>>62849029But do I sell my google thats down 20% to buy IONQ quantum?
>>62849029lol cope
>>62849029>Meanwhile koreans are pumping every time americans dump now because samsung and sk hynix are gaining massivelyKOSPI is down 16% in the past month
>>62849029I'm not buying your leveraged bags ant
>>62849032alphabet has their own quantum business
>>62849013Why does she look like an Elizabeth Holmes clone who hit the wall.
>>62848966He's not the CEO anymore ignoramus
>>62849035healthy correction
talks failed>talks failedtalks failed>talks failed
>>62849029Literally no metrics have changed.AI is still growing massively, this is only the first wave of IPOsGPUs are still out of stock for the foreseeable futureRAM is still sold out until 2028Basically, if you are selling you're literally retarded.
>>62849038I still like google, its just that marketcap thats so off putting. It cant 100x.
>>62848815I saw trump hyping up micron on july 5th I needed to sell the fuck out of that bounce on july 9th holy shit. This dude is the kiss of death/insider selling before the planned crash. He doesn't even care if he loses as long as he gets away with someone else's money.
Okay I just saw today’s market. Be honest, who bought around lunch?
Arent republicans supposed to be good for the stock market? Or are they too busy sucking israeli and indian cock at the moment?
>>62848817>overpayingThe people who make the chips aren't selling for less, the price is the price. You and apple can get in line.
>beat earnings>dumpevery time
>>62849044they can grow the dividend now
>>62849029at any point you could ask an LLM to explain how cyclical valuations work but you choose to remain ignorant
How fucking dire is the market when shit like INO and GOPRO are somehow safer options
>>62849051B-but what if its not this good next time?!
>>62849029the american market is still doing better than the kospi all things considered
>>62849043>Literally no metrics have changed.Including profit.When the fuck is all this spending gonna actually pay off, nigga? And will that payoff, if it ever comes, be enough to justify all this spending?
>>628489592024 video AI was so kino...
>>62849054dude home depot and i think sherman williams or some shit was up, it's just bubble stocks that are turning to heavy bags, everything else is fine
>>62849050But the consumer isn't making any profit, so this is the rub. How much longer will they pay to buy chips to lose money on?
>your chart looks like this>dump 10 yards of common on the tape anywayswild
>>62849054Fuck ecelebs. Iron lung was pretty good though.
>>62849053>cyclicalSee >>62849043and then kill yourselfEvery retarded jeet on reddit spamming 'cyclical'. The dumbest shit I've ever seen. This board is dead, it's literally a redditor colony now.
>>62849054What the fuck
ngl i did bang out some excel shit at work today in the last twenty minutes using copilot when last year i would have had to like spend more time on it, is that worth a trillion dollars spending spree on ram and electricity? yeah prob not since i was sitting at my desk napping the rest of the day, i could have just done it the old way instead.
>>62849058Its not a question of if it will be worth it, its a question of who is going to win that profit.
>>62849042What does IRGC plan to achieve here? We'll bomb their military targets into dust
>>62849043>this is only the first wave of IPOsFirst and last wave of AI IPOs* ftfyI see no compelling reason for the public trade of AI companies, private tailor-made models for specific businesses on a client-by-client basis sure but AI just cannot into capitalism
SGML didn't have a good start of the week anons!! Surely it will bounce back r-right?
>>62849066semis are cyclical you fucking moron. cry about it
>>62849072republicans losing the midterms?
>>6284907277 virgins
>>62849071No nigga, I don't think you understand. Until you have a clear, one-word answer to 'where the fuck is my money', you're selling hopes and dreams.
>>62849067Why is gopro gigapumping?
>>62848958yes because it shouldnt be down at all, it should be up 1% minimum. this just means tomorrow it will retard dump
>>62845869Thoughts on this company?
>>62849047not me. I can't have that much cheese anymore and pepperonis give me heartburn
ngl AI might be a bubble but if somebody takes away my Opus 5.5 from me I might go insane
>>62849027Anyhow sorry for calling you a dingus and regarding losses I bought SPX puts right before I made this post >>62847330
>>62849086It's okay I love you anon *kisses you and goes on to buy SOXS when I get home*
Just bought more GOOGL.Where are my GOOGL MARINES AT????>pic unrelated
>>62849073Specialized AI will out perform general AIs on a price/token basis. We aren't even in to specialized AI yet.There are entire industries built on niche things and they are traded on the market (sales force, adobe, Roku, zillow, etc)Not everything is a super conglomerate like Microsoft or Apple or Meta.
>>62849083I currently have a 174k lawsuit with betinasia ongoing. Bringing them to Carico court Nov 11th. Kalishi and polymarket is the future.
>>62849048>Arent republicans supposed to be good for the stock market?no
>>62849089I'm tempted to get back in but not this week
>>62849067I remember slinging that shit from 1.26-1.9 lmao
>>62849090Curios on what stocks are following palintir allowing for you to keep your data safe while benefiting from AI?I think that will be the next money ptinter.
next time someone brings me kimchi i'm throwing that shit in the trash where it belongs
>>62849093If dems win you can say goodbye to your 401k
so.....anyone here holding soxl with a cost basis over $250?
>>62849100>changes Trump account to Newsom account
>>62849098>he isnt retardmaxxing his gut health
>>62849097I bought Palantir at $15, but its really hard to know whos going to make it. I also bought virgin galactic and that went to shit. I also bought TSM and it didnt do shit for years.
>>62849100You retards will never get it.
>>62849098maybe you'll like acorn jelly
>futures
all the orange nigger had to do was not listen to israel and we wouldve had the best bull market of all timeyou know, thats what really gets me, not that shit is fucked now, but that it could have been good
>>62849095It just did a 11% afterhours pump, might we worth checking out
>>62849111I am down 68% from ATH because of this
