>Go to a café because someone wants to meet there>Look at menu>$7.35 for a basic breakfast sandwich>All the tea, coffee and specialty drinks look like sugary garbage>Ask the barista for milk>She's completely confused and stunned by this request>She gets a slight attitude as every neuron in her brain is firing to figure this out>She gets the manager to help her>They put it in as lemonadeOrdering a glass of milk was like a math equation to this zoomer...Also, what a waste of $7.35. Sandwich was good, but wtf.Also, the clientele was mostly yuppie white women and gay men.
wouldn't even trust the milk at cafes they probably buy the cheap lactose free shit so brown people don't literally shit themselves
>>62848786I use cash every where to see how goofy it gets with the cashier. They have the register do the math for them but even then it still gets goofy sometimes. Some shops will give a little off if you say you want to pay with cash
>>62848786what's the problem? milk milk lemonade and she let you figure out the rest
>>62848786Wagies don't get to make decisions and initiative gets punished. Asking for something she knows they have in stock but isn't listed for sale puts her in a no-win situation. Blame management for not putting milk on the menu.
>>62848955>>62848890>>62848834>>62848819>>62848786This didn't happen. Why reply as if it happened?
>>62848988agreed, what shop charges 7.35 for a sandwich? it's at least $12 these days
>>62848834>Some shops will give a little off if you say you want to pay with cashI hate this. I don't want to document every fucking purchase.
>>62848786I literally give money away to woman, there is nothing wrong to keep them foolish for much longer. It is good enough to stop them from nagging maxxing
>>62848786>be retard>go to coffee shop>order only milk>Is confused as to why the shop specifically designed for the consumption of one beverage is surprised that you requested a different kind of beverage>coffee shop politely obliges request and charges it as a very minor itemNice roleplay
>>62848786i feel so uncomfortable in places like this taco bell is where i belong
>>62848819Man brown people are so useless
>>62849233billions must die
>>62848786Zoomers care deeply about social pressure and want to appear both compassionate and wealthy. As a result, they spend money like billionaires.
whats the point of making money if you dont spend it?
>>62848786>go to bar>order a milk>get attacked by a nigger
>>62849475efficient capital allocation is it's own pleasure
>>62848988It actually did, but okay. Lol
>>62848786>Are Zoomers actually retarded?they're barely even human
>>62848819It was whole milk luckily.
>>62848786>All the tea, coffee and specialty drinks look like sugary garbageI guarantee you they had black coffee, probably unsweetened tea as well. for what it's worth
>>62848786The other day I ordered a coffee and told the zoomer barista I wanted room for cream. She stared at me blankly and confusingly said, "cream is over there." I clarified I just wanted room. She then proceeds to hand me a half full cup of coffee. Wtf, how much room do you think I need?
>>62849758This nigga ordered a glass of milk, he obviously can't fathom the delights of black coffee.
>>62849768Lol, wtf?>>62849770Nasty.
Female zoomer service workers are fucking awful. They actively punish you for having the audacity to eat out especially if you're alone and an incel. They have this martyr complex like they work so hard and are paid so little, when literally all they do is take orders and deliver food. They're fed this main character syndrome inducing victim slop constantly on whatever feeds they doomscroll. They also self police themselves to make sure they aren't too cringe or pick me or whatever the fuck, there's zero authenticity involved. I will literally not eat at a restaurant if all the servers are zoomer women, especially if they're light skinned
9/10 when I eat out the food is worse than I could make at home and way too expensive, and I just regret it
The whole food service industry can go to hell. It's all based on people having more money than they know what to do with, the need for fake para social relationships, the gatekeeping of tastemakers, influencer bullshit, etc. Fuck paying a bartender any amount of money to pour you a drink that was already way overpriced in the first place. Just have real friends and throw parties
>>62849475Saving it to spend it later in greater things.
>>62848834I do this.Pulling out cash casts stun on zoomers.They have to go back and cancel the card machine they already activated.Then they take the cash and get stunned again by the till, trying to remember what buttons to press.For extra lols, if I buy something worth say $22, I'll hand them a $50, then dig in my pocket and hand them a $2 coin as well. They just stare at it in their hand. Most of the time, they'll try and give me the $2 back because they have no idea what's going on.They also fuck up the change a lot and you can get bonus money.
>>62849927>they'll try and give me the $2 backyou tell them no give backs?
>>62849880Agree
>>62849880Same here.Learning to cook is a life skill, it's embarrassing to see an adult who can't cook for himself. Overgrown children who can't care for themselves.
>>62848988They call it suspension of disbelief. Sometimes its good just to explore ideas based on a closed set of conditions rather than trying to find ways they wouldnt fit with real scenarios. OPs cafe may not be real but consider what the story means. Its a real complaint about rising costs and declining quality of services.
>>62849133Chuck Norris ordered a Whopper at McDonalds and they made it for him!
>>62849880Yep! Eating food made by people who don’t want to work there and are completely miserable never made sense to me.
>>62850015Now do healthcare and medical services.
>be well dressed in polo blue khakis and shirt, 6’2” blonde hair blue eyes, fit>see zoomette in yoga pants closer to the entrance of a grocery store than she is to the cage thing for carts (parked at the front)>say, “hey ill take that cart from ya”>immediately get looked at like im trying to rape her, she ignores meliterally just wanted a cart
>>62848819>cheap lactose free shitlactose free milk is more expensive you fucking retard
>30+ retards acting like a bunch of smug retarded boomers towards people younger than themBig sign that this place is in a cultural decay.
>>62850069that's a good idea, would really shake a few bowls full of jellyonce we know they're full I think we'll know what to do next for surelaughter has a way of shining a light through the clearing on any foggy issue when you tink about it
>>62850122Shutup retard.
>>62849927>>62849933>they'll try and give me the $2 backAnother cash chad here. When I insist, they usually go back to their screen to type in the strange amount. When the machine tells them the revised change figure, a wave of realisation dawns and they often compliment me on the 200iq move.
>>62848786You will witness your worst nightmare come to life
>>62848786>Are Zoomers actually retarded?Yes. I have an educated 24 year old with a stem undergraduate and postgraduate. They barely bother to stay in touch which IO attributed to youth and that being independent phase. I have a 25 million estate. When I tried to discuss inheiretance for the first time with them as a matter of practicality they told me that the conversation made them feel uncomfortable, that I was in their opinion intyellectually disabled as I was a practising Catholic and that due to that they did not want to be in touch as they were working on removing negativity from their lives and I was 'too capitalist' and hung up. I bought them game consoles, dentistry, optician, sking lessons, dance lessons,climbing lessions, tennis lessons and gave them wonderful holidays, I paid for their undergraduate and postgraduate degrees, changed their diaper, fed them, clothed them, got them a good primary and secondary education, read them bedtime stories, bought them christmas and birthday gifts etc etc etcI have decided at this point to leave them nothing and my estate will go into a trust fund for supporting the poor and third level education for children from impoversished backgrounds who are of my nationality and religion.To say zoomers are stupid is a vast understatement in my personal experience.
>>628487867 bux for a sandwich is very cheap?the popular cafe down the street has sandwiches for like 14 dollars just for the sandwhich
>>62848819That shit doesn't froth up.You want whole milk or cream.
>>62848786>>$7.35 for a basic breakfast sandwich>doesn't get what overhead is>acts like everyone else is dumblmao
sometimes i ask millennials how their kids are doing. considering their big age, they should have at least one. and i can see the turmoil behind their eyes light up
>>62848988stop exposing the business.
>>62850724Damn...
