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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/


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>i bought INTC
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qrd on otm QQQ puts expiring in a couple months
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>>62850004
Feels like everything is on sale
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>>62849992
>bought puts
>never fell for the jew/hindpoo scam
>early retirement now in sight

BASADO
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>I didn't fucking sell
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>>62849992
>it's ok to rage about AI stealing your jobs
>it's not ok to rage about 45 IQ inbred indian hindu locust invaders doing it

Make it make sense bros.
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>>62850012
As a Brahmin even I'm disgusted by some of those names on that list. Hopefully some of those are just janitorial hires, they should be paying more if they want Actual Indian talent like me.
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what y'all finna buy on this fine black tuesday?
how are we going to cope when AMD reports a slight miss and everything crumbles further into the melanated abyss?
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>>62850024
It is time for you to start handing out job applications.
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Space stocks are cheap again. But I don't really know why they would go up again.
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>>62850024
Buy?
I'd rather sell calls to mumus
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Market has been fucked since anon started dating his chocolate coworker. Clearly a bearish signal in hindsight. One of you anons needs to find a Latina cutie to save the market. Godspeed.
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sneedisk is going to zero
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> A Home Depot Shed is the New American Dream
LMAO
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slurping targets?
for me they're 7k S&P and 25k nasdaq
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I would had sold XOM had it crabbed yesterday but the nigger called Trump giga dumped it on fake news again. Now I can't slurp the semis dip until he restarts the SMO.
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Buy US dollars.
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Where is my 30% pump!?
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>>62850012
Why do their names sound like captioned fart noises?
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>>62850006
>qrd on otm QQQ puts expiring in a couple months
A better strategy is usually to just deleverage and buy the dip because it’s so hard to time the market.
If you’re going to do that, don’t hold for longer than a few weeks and then flip to something with longer expiration, otherwise you’re going to get burned by the theta decay.

Also,
>that pic
I need to find some new hentai.
I’m almost done with interspecies reviewers.
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>>62850012
you can probably get away with DC snipering dozens or hundreds of them.
An abliterated chinese model might be able to help make a plan for not getting caught.
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Tuesday could prove full of surprises
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>>62849992
>Arjun Kharpal
At this point I would prefer headlines directly from the CIA or some AI generated demoralization slop. Stop reminding me that these people exist, its actually a cognitohazard
GD LMT RTX
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>>62850088
what kind of surprises?
AMD beats
>market dumps 1%
AMD misses
>market dumps 10%
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>>62850091
THE Arjun Kharpal?
The fastest keyboard warrior this side of continent?
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>>62850021
You're just a dalit with an attitude. Beaners are more trustworthy than your kind.
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>>62850101
I think he was meming / trolling
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>>62850096
I think AMD is mildly involved in some vendor financing similarly to NVDA for its own GPUs, so there’s definitely some opportunity there.
However, I’d be surprised if they could shit the bed quite like intel did. That’d be quite the bellwether.
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>>62850091

Everywhere you look it's the same jew/hindpoo parasites infesting and destroying civilization. Even 4chan is so jeeted from within that there's a butthurt hindu rape rat jeetjannie that refreshes /biz/ and /g/ every 5 minutes to ban and censor anything that makes his stinky child rapist pedophile cult look like the inbred savagery that it is.
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>>62850111
>However, I’d be surprised if they could shit the bed quite like intel did. That’d be quite the bellwether.
Will never happen because Intel barely makes good products or money to begin with. Nothing Intel makes will beat shit like MI350 by AMD.
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Alri lads
Is /smg/ expecting a republican or a democrat win today? Are we shorting shit 10x leverage today or are we expecting a poomp?
need my brvthers from freedomland to enlighten my yuro ass
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>>62850113
>Even 4chan is so jeeted from within that there's a butthurt hindu rape rat jeetjannie that refreshes /biz/ and /g/ every 5 minutes
Have you seen all the “timmy” posts on /g/ whenever someone kicks the hornets nest? I thought it was meming.
That whole fucking country needs range banned.
I’ve never wanted to lynch poos so much in my life.
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How do you think tomorrow will go frens
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>>62850115
Trvst the plvn. Red wall. Long bigly
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>>62850034
Because world war 3 is about to start and the US military is going to fake an alien invasion soon after that and bring in a one world government. Remember it's all fake and gay. No matter what happens it's all fake and gay. Space is some of the fakest gayest shit ever too so buy space stocks because you better believe some gay shit is going to be happening in space sometime soon.
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>>62850124
Its too late, there are millions in Canada and the US. You can't range ban them all, the call is coming from inside the house.
I was hoping AI would bring ruin to Infosys or Cognizant and cast out the H1Bs but it has done nothing of the sort
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>nobody bought schd
>still shilling tech stocks
Lmao
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>>62850133
>about to start
WW3 has been happening since 2014 you retard.
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>>62850133
>Space is some of the fakest gayest shit ever too so buy space stocks because you better believe some gay shit is going to be happening in space sometime soon.
I just don't want to wait 2 years for some fake and gay shit to happen. At least with SpaceX you could time it a bit with the IPO.
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im holding snxx till zero idgaf anymore
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>>62850133
>Space
NASA has been pumping youtube videos lately, maybe this is an actual signal
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>>62850135
brk-b pairs better with tech as a hedge rn
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>>62850115
Narrow Democrat win in the senate 51/52 seats, 238 or so seats in the house. Probably means jackshit for the market doe.
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>>62850139
Space is fake
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>>62850137
People aren't going to call it a world war until someone drops a few big fat old nukes like in WW2. My money is Israel and the US is going to nuke Iran. Palestinians are either going to get genocided or become refugees in foreign lands until there is Palestine left. The rest of the world governments are going to have to deal with economic desirability and 1000% more radicalized muslim refugees. Militarized fascism will be on the rise everywhere to keep things "functional"
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>>62850139
Bro if you are willing to wait 2 years it's safe easy money. The Epstein class is behind this space shit so they always got investors and creditors to keep the space project afloat.
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We'll see le meme civil war first though
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>>62850115
doesn't really matter much
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>>62850149
>there is no Palestine left
Fixed
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>>62850135
>buy the goyslop top xister!
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>>62850149
>destability not desirability
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>>62850154
nothing is safe and easy
anyways if it continues to drop then I'll buy some I guess
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>>62850164
Well yeah but that's life and also why gambling is so fun. Everyday is a gamble when you think about it. Time to push and test some boundaries kid
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The market will soon pump again. Why you ask? Because God loves me and doesn't want me dealing in the real world. I'll be nice, safe, inside, and unemployed. Just as intended.
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Are you afraid?
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>>62850021
When you rub your legs together you make a beautiful sound, that's your mark. It's natural for you and reminds you that you can hop above the rest and have strength on your own to take a soft landing. Other buzzers most closesly related to you just suck, we agree. You don't suck but you grind, it's incredibly important to you. But you long to suck so bad, to know the suckers hear your song to be reminded that you hop up and out of the basket. You know you're in control. Until another critter came along and started to eat you, increasingly, bit by bit. Your body started to find its purpose a little closer to a real rightful place between suckers and basket weavers. You belong, you are the upper crust that casts no doubt on the divine trio of grinding suckers. Your song is an eternal reminder that your place is divine. Yet you are humbly aware that your creator gave you domain over your prey. Pray, put your legs together and prey. Eat, live, take your fill and know that you don't actually suck, your grind is a checksum of suckers. It helps us all hear the truth about you 3. What wonder then when you wore the cast, you were cast out. Then the die was cast. Cast and crew are boarding up the storygrind, they're tired of sucking. As are we all, but you know it's true: you are what you eat. Just because you're a sucker that sucks so bad you pray to be cast in a role doesn't mean you're a gamblin' man.

The leaves are falling all around
Time I was on my way
Thanks to you, I'm much obliged
For such a pleasant stay
But now it's time for me to go
The autumn moon lights my way
For now, I smell the rain
And with it pain
And it's headed my way

So ramble on.
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Iran will fully capitulate and relinquish their nuclear ambitions after the mid terms fizzle out tomorrow. Later this year Trump will broker peace in Ukraine and a new financial golden age will sweep upon the world. 'Cap it.
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>>62850171
God loves you and that's why he'll give you his toughest battles.
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>beat earnings expectations
>down post-market anyway
explain this shit like i'm retarded
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Only one more day until Iran war escalation.
Damn

Say goodbye of any semblance of any luxury you have left.
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>-18%
LITE investors how you holding up?
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>futures
good!!!!
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>>62850190
it was priced in
we're in a bear market for about a month now
you need to triple your quarterly earnings to be green or you're red
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>>62850190
bascially its over
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>>62850192
Yup, Trump/Bibi will do tactical nuclear strikes on Pickaxe mountain which is kind of a nothingburger but the press will still act like it’s the end of the world as we know it.
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>the future is so bright guys I need to record it and all of you.
>what?-I'm not a creep!
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>>62850203
Now that guy REALLY zucks! You already knew it!
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>the jews have unironically won
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>>62850203
a guy took pictures of me in my slip de bain on the riviera. i didn't care i was kind of flattered. don't get what girls are so upset about.
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>>62850207
There's a candydid of me in repose deep in my most secret activity: thinking.

I understand the pain. Let it rain and wash the shame away. That's how we grew so that's what we do.
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>>62850192
Still waiting for the underclass uprising
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>>62850197
MRVL*
you are now part of the MCU
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>>62850203
why yes of course I'm invested in comically obvious pervert glasses how could you tell
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>>62850211
Oily birds only get so far, we already found that out. People get really upset about oily birds. They soap and they sand all wood to sop the drop. It's a slippery situation that requires a slick maneuver to avoid igniting a nuclear grease fire. I'm sure if we understand the role of the critters that let us eat their oil we can just give them what they need to eat that comes from the light and it will be all right. Thinking is shameful but things that suck have no shame at all so they're naturals so to speak in this arena.
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What did you vile shlomos do to my precious refineries
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>>62850113
Weird, I only get banned for criticizing Islam
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>>62850216
I don’t speak french.
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>>62850219
They heard a buzzer and couldn't handle it. All they were taught is that means smoke and where there's smoke there's fire and assumptions of the truth work their way up the imaginary chain. They feared that their loving father let the buzz out of the bag too much, they just hate things that suck so much. Dishonesty and hate are greasy. Greaseballs need to be batted or swatted to know where to go. In other arenas, greasing the ball is against the rules so it's a little difficult for a buzz eating grinder to understand at first. We even tried prying those suck grinders in where they didn't belong so they know it's not ok to grease the ball. They didn't get it and that's all right. The greasiest among them loves pure grease, refining is grinding and offends his taste. But the refining is grinding like a buzz eater knows. It's all in perfect balance to keep the truth in check: there is no fire yet, just smoke signals. Moore's code is binary: before a scratch must of been a dot. Power law is not the same as exponential to those who know a thing or two about a thing or three. It's not a mistake, it's a grand design that we all play fair. Eyes can douse smoulder when enough of them melt. When it's done it's done and no fire lights path to mutually assured destruction. That was never in the cards and we all knew it the whole time. We live laugh and love. It's just pest control.
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>she girlboss’d too close to the sun
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-_-
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>>62850228
Without make up, her face will just look fat and ugly.
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>Trump: I love the cheesecake. I know the cheesecake. He shouldn’t be disparaging it actually.
my nigga it's over
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>>62850228
Brave youth warrior who died trying to kamikaze trump’s mansion a day before midterms… may she receive well her heavenly ordained 72 virgins from mamdani

>bullish signal
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>>62850232
Love you T. So a spider bit you. You're not spiderman, that just sucks.
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>>62850228
>mudshark pays the toll
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>>62850231
true, but still a waste of perfectly good pussy
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>>62850228
You could have slayed her
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>>62850228
RIP Sky Queen
Thankfully I will never get on your future flights
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>>62850238
>mudshark
is this confirmed?

>>62850239
just remembered she’s 20
perhaps it was actually some already very broken in pussy
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>>62850230
>Jeff Wenigger
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>>62850243
* Sky Qween
She girlboss’d too close to the sun
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>>62850232
Stop making me hungry for cheesecake
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I missed TTWO dip on 200 WMA because I didnt set an alert.
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made any gains holding a stock for 3+ years?
seems at this point everything is way above what they should be, and their normal prices can only be somewhat reached during a big dump..

like is coke even a safe hold for 5+ years?
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>>62850199
then why isn't the post earnings dump priced in beforehand? why does it only price that in after the fact if it's going to happen regardless?
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>>62850252
The everything bubble.
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>>62850248
My factory needs a kitchen, a chef, a sailor and a boat, a body and a head with a bloodmobile. It might help me think a bit. Any room that's left is fair trade. There's people in the street eatin chicken and meat so if you please they can just get the wheat and dairy. Sugar and coffee please to taste with creames. Maybe there's enough diamonds and silk on display already for those who play that frick a frack, it's right down the road. Sorry for the french but I just fell in love, sue me.
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>>62850248
>>62850256
on the topic of cheesecake, should i buy this at my sams club
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>>62850260
i forgot to mention, for some reason it has 1g of transfat per serving. im not sure if its worth clogging my arteries for this
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Can the stock market stop going down? All my savings are being wiped out. My dream of being fire forever destroyed.
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are you guys buying puts in anticipation of trump nuking iran after the midterms? the iv's on the ones i can find are already very high.
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>>62850260
>>62850261
I just pack on the lbs that way
But it's not that heavy it's just a force
Maybe just one. A bite. I'm so bad!
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I just wanted to thank all the anons that supported me yesterday. It was a bad day, a red day, And having such community is truly a gift. Better days will come.
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>>62850228
Was she latina?
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>Election betting has pay outs that are literally stock market annual returns on races that are basically forgone conclusions at this point
I know nothing is guaranteed but what's the argument for not putting some money on different races. Surely the Dems can't lose every single competitive race
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>>62850263
I'm gonna sell my oil after it moons to buy more into the semis dump.
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>>62850266
Is there a link to the thread? I want in on this lore
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>>62850266
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>>62850239
I don’t think you can see just how ugly she is
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>>62850269
Imagine if you had insider knowledge of cheating but didn't tell anyone. You could make bank off of the voting goyim
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just fucking fudding myself at this point. what scenarios are there in the future and how would i gain and protect myself from it.
is lyn alden a meme or not
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>>62850263
I certainly hope he's not this retarded but he is cornered and he's proven my benefit of the doubt wrong all year
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lmao, wagies getting kicked from their cagies now
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That girl is very pretty. Way too many people have had their brains fried from all the porn and those 2D gatcha games with unrealistic beauty standards.
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>>62850279
>nose ring
>shit boobs
>butch hairstyle
No, she's just ugly
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>>62850279
>30+% of young chinkettes look like this
>80% of them, according to studies, either marry the first guy they had sex with or marry as virgins
>sweet, feminine, genuinely caring
>likes the same hobbies as weeby white guys; would watch shounen anime with you, play jrpgs, make sweet and sour chicken for you afterwards
>loves cats
i dont' get why so many are sleeping on chinkettes.
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>>62850281
I meant the latina you all are talking about. Florence Pugh is an example of what normal women look like. They don't look like those 2D characters from the gatcha games.
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>>62850282
i'm buying 50 index puts for the end of november and 6% out. getting a chinese gf if it pans out.
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>>62850238
she's brown herself the fuck do you mean mudshark
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>>62850256
And one last thing that's incredibly important to me. Good souls yearn for freedom very close to me night and day. They are confined to teach them freedom. But structure builders there learn little from structure provided, it's their design to design. They need the water from our supply, their well may run dry. Turgid and basic it did little to nourish us and teach us to swim. Safe escape to life giving water gives hope to need it most. We need it to keep clean.
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>>62850286
Muttshark, passes for 100% Aryan in Amerikkka sar bloody.
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>>62850279
This is what a 25 year old looks like now
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>>62850228
I bet she was trying to take a selfie or some dumb shit when she crashed
>look at me, I'm a girl in a plane :3
>OH SHIT!
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tucker claims that 100 mill people would be at risk of dying if trumpberg were to nuke iran. it'd also, most, likely result in russia nuking ukraine. we'd see spy at 3k then. i think you guys should consider some tail risk hedging. he may really do this.
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>>62850294
Seriously, why does she look 70 years old?
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>>62850266
I randomly put $500 into SOXS the night before the crash and had a VIX contract... so I basically broke even. Even today, WMT gave me like $600 which offset all my minerals and energy

I felt like I keep fucking up, but it seems like I cant get ahead or fall behind. I feel confident when I see posts like yours because it means I have a more stable position.

... but on the other hand I understand how you feel. We'll all do better. WAGMI
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Am I ever going to be able to purchase an affordable PC?
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>>62850282
They are pretty feminine and modern westerners are pretty feminine too so it isn’t a good match.
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>>62850297
Am I the only one who wishes he or Israel would just do it so we can get this gay psyop over with? I'm tired of the current psyop. I'm ready to short the world Boomer's built to oblivion.
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>>62850297
why would putin use a nuclear weapon just because trump did? that's schoolyard logic. people would certainly die, it would have very negative environmental and diplomatic effects, but in no way does it change russia's calculus on using a nuclear weapon in ukraine or anywhere else.
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>>62850298
probably spent her entire life outside and touched grass too often without putting on some SPF
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>>62850302
The whole thing is just 1000ish dollars more. Got my 9800x3d mobo combo plus 9070xt a few weeks ago
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>>62850297
i mean, spy at 300.
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>>62850297
Humanity has an answer for the nuclear apocalypse
>short the Russell
>buy AAPL bonds
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>>62850306
>touched grass too often
Lmao probably. These females love to touch grass.
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>>62850294
She looks the same age as Merkle
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>>62850305
putin has already said as much and threatened to do so if american were to nuke iran. you should keep in mind that, regarding nuclear warfare, america doesn't have much of an edge over russia. why wouldn't they retaliate against a western ally if one of their allies got struck?
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>>62850297
>tucker claims
Into the bin it goes.
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>>62850302
Why would you want to buy and own a computer? Pay a subscription service for one instead so the hardware can be used for AI that will replace you and might hack the internet and everything on earth.
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>>62850306
There's an ectodermal root that is inferred by the outcome: infolds and wrinkles, curved growth in maturity from smooth origins. When you need more surface you pinch. I do it to think gooder, skins do it to feel better about themselves I guess.
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nuke it
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>>62850314
Tucker is a clown
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>>62850318
This. So much this.
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>>62850316
What language are you speaking?
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>>62850318
how do i gift you gold on this sub, comrade?
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>>62850313
so that's not true but i acknowledge that idea is out there, change of precedence, but public opinion usually isn't really a factor in nuclear exchange scenarios, it's pure realpolitik not ideas and feelings
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>>62850269
you can try but its priced in, smart people and quant firms calculate the odds of each race with the available info to the most precise number possible and trade the market on polymarket. This means the odds you see are accurate with available info and you have a better chance of winning at sports betting than you do betting polymarket (sportsbooks are not nearly as autistic with getting the most accurate odds they can as the people on polymarket)
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>>62850318
He's just following orders. You can see it in his eyes, he's just after the doe. Brake, turn the headlamps off and honk and see if he scampers. If he gives you the horns they'll break. We mean him no harm but he's a sitting target out here in the streets. Teenage wasteland is not his element in the least bit. He tried to buck the trend but fell short. If he won't go, bean him but don't shell or musk it. Leave a bowl out if he's too scared to come to the door.
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I legit had no idea what month we were in. I pulled out boxes of expired almond milk to my dad which had a date of September 19 and I was like “Cool, they expire next month.” He was like “wtf? they are expired already.”
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>>62850318
Who are your preferred grifters?
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>>62850331
I prefer Gypsycrusader and HandsomeTruth for the lols. I don’t have a side but fence sitters don’t sit well with me. Any one who is too scared to call out blacks isn’t worth watching.
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AAAAAA silver bros......
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Lmao
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>>62850297
>100 mill people would be at risk of dying
the bigger risk would be another 6 gorillian rapefugees flooding into western countries, as always happens after we try to flatten a country
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>>62850335
Got im!
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>>62850332
You’re retarded.
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>>62850341
>kitchen
More like the cage
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>>62850325
>t-hat's not true since my ai bot can't verify it
There are rumors about it, and it'd certainly be plausible. i'm betting that such a threat has been mentioned to western leaders.
>feelings have no bearing on nuclear warfare
lol you expect the west to be able to nuke russia's allies without retalition, that it wouldn't become a matter of honor, anger and pride? zero chance.
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>>62850343
Petplay
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>>62850318
the kikes seem to fear him tho
which makes me think there’s at least some piece that he’s doing right
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>>62850344
>believe these unverified rumors that i made up
no, i'll deal in reality and facts not your headcanon.
as for the rest of what you said, it's not 0 risk that russia would retaliate, but considering it's not stated doctrine its extremely unlikely, iran having nukes is not a core strategic interest for them even though they would probably prefer it, and it's not worth risking a nuclear exchange with the west for, they won't even commit troops to the conflict, why would they risk moscow or world annihilation? i'm not saying it's a good thing but the odds of it causing a nuclear exchange are very close to zero.
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>>62850345
More like females collectively lost the right to a place in my/a man’s home.
>back in the kitchen
This implies they don’t have to work? I am good, let them work next to the wagies.
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>>62850348
Isn’t Tucker actually white? Then that’s probably why?
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>>62850348
Guy legit looked like he was gonna deflect a few years ago but pussied out lol
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Yesterday I bought the bottom. Knowing how AI is increasing the efficiency and will be even better in future I am willing to hold for a year or two. We'll probably double market size in a year or two.
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oh no, not like this, Steve do something
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>GOOG
looks like we're really gonna get that 265 buy in huh
will it break the 200ma?
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>>62850358
Tom Lee said it is a bottom
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>>62850362
What use is PE if it turns out their numbers are just made up valuations and circular financing?
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Has Leopard been liquidated again?
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>>62850363
it should be the bottom but that won't come until they stop cranking the vix, too much mechanical inertia. the selloff stops when tptb are satisfied and i'm not sure what they want
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>>62850350
>>62850345
>>62850343
I'm not going to lie it would be funny if women lost the right to vote, hold office, become priests, and couldn't own property but could still work. Ugly crazy lesbians would be the majority homeless.
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>>62850370
Canadian Prepper said “everyone will take a bite of the shit sandwich but those with more are less affected.”
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>>62850370
actually i'm pretty sure i know what they want, a satisfactory conclusion to the iran conflict, but i'm not sure if that's on the table or not
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>>62850335
What?
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>>62850372
Probably after the west collapses
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>>62850367
Highly likely that he did.
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>>62850381
But he's got situational awareness, right?
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>>62850302
Technically if you can buy it, it's affordable
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>>62850341
Blacks yeah
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>>62850297
They won't nuke the cities, just the nuclear sites, like Pickaxe Mountain, which is out in the countryside.

I wonder how they'll do it. First bunker busters, then a tactical nuke?

There's no need to nuke the cities.

Tucker is a hack.

We will see spy pico button around 800, buy the dip, it will go up fast .
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Sö when do we füll port NVIDIA?
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An anon recommended me to short Iren and Coreweave. I feel despondent righ now but might take a ook.
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>>62850382
how could he not
he's young and limber, a slender man
that ain't pain running down his leg
it's warm n salty
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>>62850391
Ai will ramp up before we know it. It is over.
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>>62850387
A country using nukes in warfare since 1945 would ratchet the doomsday clock to 12. We'd probably see Russia nuke Kiev after that, all bets are off.
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>>62850391
The more data centers the more powerful ai becomes. Ai will help us open portals to other dimensions.
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>>62850395
Scott Adams, another fence sitter
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>>62850391
>recommended me to short Iren and Coreweave
they’re currently on the leaderboard for companies with highest IV
which probably means there won’t be much money to be made by trying to short it indirectly with puts

However, I think a lot of their capacity is contracted with OpenAI, which faces a much more legitimate bankruptcy risk than anthropic
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>>62850397
is this drunk baggie shitposting?
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w-was that the bottom?
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If AMD earnings look good would it trigger a rally this week?
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Markisisters! We are mooooning!
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>>62850411
You’re aware of ai solving crazy mathematical things these past months right? Opening portals is also just science. It is scientifically possible just like time travel.
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>>62850401
>Scott Adams
Is that the dude that was atheist and decided to acknowledge christ within the last few weeks before his death?
That was a whole spectacle.
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>>62850411
https://youtu.be/62pi08ywdHg?si=GaH1-tigpp0G5bJ2
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>>62850387
> We will see spy pico button around 800, buy the dip, it will go up fast .
You’re extrapolating from your own accurate read that a nuclear strike would be a nothingburger. But institutions might not react like that, they might take this as a signal Trump is getting more unhinged.
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So many good companies in my watchlist at buy prices or close to 52w low... I think I'm going to restart the slurping pretty soon.
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>>62850429
oh, I’ve seen that theory before. I’ve never viewed it as more than schizobabble.
Is D-Wave that quantum computer company that got hyped to shit a while ago?
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>>62850431
SPY isn’t even at 5% down from ATH yet.
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>>62850435
That's a new normal. 5% correction in 2026 equals 20% pre 2026
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>>62850282
i want white kids
that's the only reason
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>>62850282
>80% of them, according to studies, either marry the first guy they had sex with or marry as virgins
I’d like to see those studies because they’re only marginally better at closing their legs than white girls from my experience.
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>>62850282
Delusional, Chinese women are peak golddiggers and will enslave their husband.
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Buying more CCOI
The debt will be fixed.
It WILL moon back to $30
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>>62850449
Qwen image 2.1 runs for free on my pc and it does a better job than that.
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>>62850435
Good companies beating estimates and rising guidance close to early 2025 prices is as good as it gets for me, I'm not good at timing the market. If it goes lower I'll buy more.
>>62850439
You're exaggerating a bit but there's some truth in the sense that money seems to rotate instead of getting out of the market. For now.
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>>62850431
>Pretty soon
Lol
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>>62850431
>slurping during a bear market
>we aren’t even that far into the bear yet
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I am holding. If it drops more I am buying more. I won't give in to a bunch of l*ddites
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the green candles that will happen on the blue wave will be a sight to behold
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>>62850459
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>>62850463
What's this supposed to symbolize, trananime anon?
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>>62850464
newfag kys
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>>62850464
>get endorsed by trump and jeet d vance
>lose
what did he mean by this
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>>62850466
I don't vidya or watch tranny anime. Fuck off back to your containment boards.
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>>62850467
He believed le based xitter bots gave legitimacy to his regime.
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what did spy do when hiroshima got nuked? did it even react?
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>>62850468
you’re literally a tourist
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>>62850472
You are literally a manchild.
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>>62850471
It rallied because it signaled the end of the war
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the GOOG is recovering....slowly....
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>>62850468
Rope yourself, tourist.
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Markets are stable.

Please God.
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>>62850468
>>
2 days
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>>62850488
>1 PBTID
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If you are over 18 and still watch anime and play vidya, your voting rights should be taken from you.
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>>62850468
>I don't vidya or watch tranny anime.
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>>62850490
>fear
next is capitulation
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>futures
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Grease and water never mix but if you thin it out enough you reveal shimmering details of light. Surfactants can bind repel and emulsify increasing interactions further. Grease is completely unaware of itself since it does not eat light. It's not in the plan that it should come to know light likes those who eat it. Whatever it takes in it bends, splits, scrambles or stretches the space light takes up. Since light takes up space entirely by its own perspective and spends no time on grease ever, it must travel farther to admit grease its place. But once it's done they are forever separated again. No wonder it has little love for light, forever wanting and knowing only fleeting presence by a passing ray. But the passing is an absorption and re-emission process. So grease knows the light well and rejects it by nature. When it absorbs it knows that Love and Honesty are alive in the world. When the light has passed and before it arrives Hate and Dishonesty rule. It is required, just spread it, thin it out, make it even and the original 3 cook well and feed the soul. Add flour and meat, stock and aromatics. Spice it up and play, the game is rich already. To be rich you create. There are many recipes already, learn them and make your own. Then you have given your art back to the one who made you an artist, Arts. And when you are satisfied so is Art.
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Palantir is dumping more.
When will be final midterm result out?
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>>62850510
Just keep buying
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Did babe schizos mom hide his medication as punishment for his foul investments? >>62850509
If anything trump is buying Russian oil to open diplomatic ties and get Putin to not use nukes after Trump does. Remember that historically Russia and the US have been great allies whether the American people like it or not. You do know why we purchased Alaska from them right?
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>>62850468
>I don't vidya or watch tranny anime
Do you know where you are? Are you lost?
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Morning, smiggers, let's make some money today
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>>62850528
is he ok
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>>62850532
gm
hop to it!
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WHY DIDN'T YOU SMIGGERS LISTEN

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS LISTEN
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>>62850532
Let's go
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What are the financial implications of Democrats winning a super majority of Senate seats and convicting Trump today?
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Markets are gonna drop regardless of election results since different market makers have either outcone as the bear case.
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>>62850004
>>62850007
>>62850009
AND
JUST
LIKE
THAT

The great AI crash of 2026 was over
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>>62850115
Market will crab, opening pump turns into afternoon steady selloff
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>>62850548
because my tech stocks never hit ath again like nvidia did I couldn't sell/didn't sell and therefore was not comfily 90% in cash like I wanted to be.
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>>62850573
This makes more sense than the other maps I’ve seen as a layman. Idk why everyone is memeing blue tx that shit is not happening
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>>62850574
Well the good news is that the worst is behind us, the bad news is none of you smiggers will believe it and will miss the rally.

SO SAYETH SMIGSTRODAMUS

I have been slurping and 2027 is going to be great for me :3

Historically, the year after a Mid Term election averages +15% on SPY. Only once in history has it been negative (1929).

This is the long term QQQ tracker, has been almost 1:1. Implies we have bottomed.
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>>62850568
Anything less than a 20% nigger pump is not good enugh.
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"could be"? HAHAHAHAHHA

"be" :)
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>>62850573
>Texas
>red
>Nebraska
>red
>Iowa
>red
>South Carolina
>red
>Mississippi
>red
>Louisiana
>red
>Montana
>red
>Michigan
>red
>House Dems
>under 245
You wish, MIGAtard
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todays nigger list
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>>62850576
Cruz only won Texas by 2% in 2018 and this years blue tsunami is even bigger. Texas will go blue and it'll mark the end of the Republican party.
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>>62850579
I really hope this is true. I've lost so much fucking money over the past few months. I need something to pump my bags.
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>>62850586
>Coca cola and apple dropping
Just why?
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>>62850579
I feel like I was at peak misery yesterday so it may well be, even deleted my broker app on my phone
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>>62850580
Intel needs several months of Nigpumping at this point.
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>>62850590
I was spamming my prophecy for a good month, yee were warned and chose to call Smigstrodamus a jeet instead.

Now gaze upon your port and bathe in red. It could have been blood green like mine is.

My puts gains would retire the average smigger, but I am insatiable and its not really about the money I just have nothing else to do and no one in my life anymore so I dedicate every waking hour to the game and helping my smiggers. But my smiggers don't like me :(
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>>62850579
or
Oil pressures crush the market and it keeps going down
And memelines don't save you
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>>62850587
>end of the Republican party
god if only, half of those niggers are traitors and the other half are either niggers, brown mutts, or toothless and incompetent at politicking
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>>62850590
Frfr
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>>62850600
See:
>The bad news is, none of you smiggers will believe it and will miss the rally.

You see, a natural inclination of you common garden variety smigger is to schlong the top and short the bottom, pls don't do it smiggy you have so much to smig for!
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Why are we red again today
I was promised yesterday was the bottom
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>>62850568
if you fall 50% ($100 -> $50), you need 100% to recover ($50 -> $100).
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Wtf is RDAC.
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>>62850606
Thanks for the directions, I needed that! Now I can relax.
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>Palantir

kek baggies
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>>62850614
You just earned a spot in the skynet database for that utterance
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reminder smigstrodamus is GRRRfag
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>>62850618
Did GRRR bottom?
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Okay but who was EWYfag
>>
>>62850620
That was Iqdalit.
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>>62850592
AI told me Coke failed due to weak us demand and falling short of its estimate by over half a billion.
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the average smigger just moans about various ethnic groups and doesn't even have candlesticks turned on in their charts, I think it's over for smiggers
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>KOSPI
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>>62850627
Hmm thats for last year..
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>>62850579
I slurped up some tech yesterday, but I'm gonna have to wait a bit for my other trades to finish playing out before I buy more. I think WSP breaks 200 this week so I'll be rotating that money into anything that potentially gets slammed after elections.
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got gold feet selling covered calls on my 600 GIS shares yesterday before close, its in a taxable account and my tax planning strategy is very sensitive. those shares get called away and then theres another 2500 bucks in short term cap gains
gotta stay the course for tax free qualified divvies
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>>62850627
Does that justify a 60% dump? I am not afraid of the AIscare but this shit actually makes me afraid.
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>>62850599
I'm sorry Smiggy, I was long on Kioxia and I have truly paid for failing to heed your calls.

I never called you a jeet though.
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Also, who is ready for fake nigger pump at open and another RED nasdaq day with GIS and HRL and PEP making modest gains? I am almost broke even on NKE even lol
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>>62850637
Ok it just went back up.
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dems win and a AMD beat is all we need to get the nigger pump back

pray with your local rabbi today
>>
Where are you seeing the 60% dump on Coke?
>>
We need a whole week of cooling down, this simply isn't enough
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>>62850645
It was there 5 to 10 mins ago. Likely could have slurped the error.
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>wake up
>check the news to see if anything will effect the election and so my stonks
>"A secret torture chamber known as "the pit" was found in Kyiv Ukraine where dozens of bodies of missing drafted men were found as well as countless people chained up being tortured with one being a minor missing from middle school being led out to the crowd. The crowd quickly turned into a massive protest. And then Zelenskyy's soldiers fired on the crowd killing and wounding some civilians."
Puts it is.
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>>62850649
Typical Jewish dictators.
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>>62850649
top 10 things that didnt happen
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>they didn't buy the dip
>they are shorting the nasdaq after a 12% drop
>they are seriously talking about nuclear war

You faggots really got the spookies that bad just because your dogshit tech bags are briefly living in the real world? Pitiful that they can manipulate the goyim groupthink so easily. You niggers remind me of the dumbfaggots at work that would always come in every morning excited to repeat the new propaganda you were told the day before. I'm so glad I don't work anymore and don't have to talk to you bitch made retard useful idiot lemmings irl anymore
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>>62850649
RT doesn't count bro
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>>62850619
no
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how the fuck is airbnb +26% ytd, that shit is garbage
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>>62850645
it was a mistake
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>>62850643
Split congress so they can't et anything done
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>>62850653
AMD is trading at like 20 prices to sales even after crashing a lot, you think they will have a blockbuster quarter? This fake gay retarded nigger -AI shit needs to go down by 60%
>>
it really is insane how many garbage stocks are getting propped up by index funds like the sp500
walmart is example 1
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DEVIL TRIPS
AND WE
DEVIL RIPS
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>>62850666
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>>62850012
>Sankeek Gorilla
>Cat Pooth
>Gerald Gogoon
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>>62850661

They printed infinity trillion dollars and the money has to go somewhere. Houses are already pricing out the goyim so no point pumping those anymore. Shiny rocks already mooned this year. No one will buy bonds.

Tech will keep getting retard pumped on scam hopium shit. They are just shaking out faggots right now and making everyone spooked because some Indian in a think tank in DC said if you gangstalk retail poorfolios and rape dogshit meme stocks then it will increase turnouts at the polls. A day after the elections they will probably tell the Jews to start running positive stories again and just pretend nothing happened/voo was only down 3% why are you being so weird goyim
>>
I officially have a higher net worth than the median person of similar age in my country (white). A few years ago I was in the bottom percentile.

I will celebrate by having a beautiful escort come by to rim my asshole while she jerks me off
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>>62850666
>DEVIL TRIPS
>DEVIL RIPS
Hail Satan
Hail Baelzebub
Hail Azazel
Hail Asmodeus
Hail Belial
Hail Mammon
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>>62850675
Every major earnings report in the last couple weeks has been mega bearish, goog, intc, palantir.. the market was pricing in hyper mega infinity growth and once that slows down this party is over for a while
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>>62850687

None of the reports were bearish except INTC. Basically everyone beat projections and is trading at a 40% discount because ANT is retarded as fuck and that grimey kike is so dislikeable
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>>62850677
you started from bottom percentile? how did you rise up?
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>>62850682
malfoid is the best meme of the year, also I wanted to slurp more but I have no more cash
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>>62850694
Why? Because you want to fuck her? I don´t get it.
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>>62850651
Are you that ignorant of history to think bolshevist jews wouldn't do that? They did the same thing in Riga, Latvia in the 1930's to people who weren't even hostile to them but didn't want to live under communism. They're doing it right now to Palestinian POW's with the blessing of the U.S govt. Jews love to torture humans, they get off on it.
>>
>QATARI MEDIATORS EXPECT FEEDBACK FROM US AND IRAN WITHIN 36 HOURS ON NEW PROPOSAL TO ADVANCE TALKS - OFFICIAL BRIEFED ON THE TALKS
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>>62850699
You don't yearn enough. I yearn for SPX 8,000. I yearn for NDX 35,000. If it takes devil magic then so be it. Let thy will be done.
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>>62850713
>Feedback
>Wishlist
>Hit like and subscribe
>please leave a review
>5 stars
>ring the bell
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>>62850689
did you read my post, the market was pricing in hyper growth, do you think Palantir is a trillion dollar company? They do pathetic amounts of business, the Market was pricing in 20 years of mega hyper growth, when that doesn't materialize there is a reality check.
>>
New thread
>>62850721
>>62850721
>>62850721



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