Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62852417
AI WON!!!
I have a confession to make. In 2024 I was in the top few percent of donors to Trump's campaign, but this year I donated exclusively to the most extreme anti-zionist democrats in close races that I could find. This is financial advice.
What happened? Why am I down more than I ever was in the morning? AMD and SMCI are still up.. What gives?
Nice forward looking markets we got here
Trump-sama... Owari da
>>62853027very cool story only problem extreme democrats want a wealth tax so u finna be selling off 5% of your property every year so they can give free shit to undocumenteds
>>62853028i'm pretty sure 95% of investors now are women who change their minds every 15 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_6n0hdAs9I
Holy fucking cope
>>62853036Almost. Sellers are FAGGOTS of the highest order so they are similar to women enough to where you can’t tell the difference when you squint
>>62853033Not my problem. I'm shorting the AI bubble to zero, then cashing out to start my own AI lab.
I am still losing money on SNXX>and we're already back to red editionthank you for your attention to this matter
What's the play for capital flight?
Cash baggies wwa
OK; THAT WAS THE SHAKEOUT BUY BUY BUY BUY
can you degenerates quit buying leveraged etfs and just buy shares when they dip?
BUY NOW
>>62853036yes they are and they will keep doing exactly this until the market stops trying to counter them
>>62853051>dip
My puts gonna print tomorrow
>>62853050>>62853052Bo-team 6, we've got some fresh liquidity entering the market. I repeat fresh liquidity entering the market. Over.
I voted straight blue in Texas.
>>62853051its gonna go back up
>georgia
Anon, why do you keep making the same mistakes. Did the Zim tell you it was time to buy? No, so why did you buy? Now you cant even afford one of my great suits at even biz prices. Such a shame.
>>62853058Don't get your hopes up faggot, thin liquidty and election uncertainty is causing this.. I think. We will be back in green by 4 am tomorrow.
Tomorrow is gonna be so much fun
>>62853064Cope harder
>>62853059I'm a bobo, bro. But I know this dogshit market
Bottom is in.
>tranime
>>62853070Already started to go up.
>>62853064>implying every trump era election doesn't go for a week minimum until all the mail-in ballots are found and counted
Fucked up my limit buy and nearly bought $8 million worth of MU
>>62853070
>tsmc will save the ai trade>asml will save the ai trade>meta will save the ai trade>google will save the ai trade>microsoft will save the ai trade>amazon will save the ai trade>intel will save the ai trade>sandisk will save the ai trade>amd will save the ai tradeYou are here, happy, saved and thriving
>blue wave confirmedededAI keks you are getting raped
NIGGERS
>Exit polls reveal worst numbers for any president since 1950s, analyst sayslel
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>62853087Gridlock is bullish
BLUEWAVESISTERS?!?!?!?
>>62853087I am not from the US but tell me, why would the opposing party want to slow down perhaps the most profitable industry right now, it would also lead to countries like China getting an edge on AI over the US.
>>62853087Where? lol
Trump losing is bullish because he’s a disasterEveryone knew dems would winSlurpersRemember your training. Don’t confuse noise for signal
here comes the second leg
oh nonononononoononononononononasdaqs going to be 25k next week at this rate
NEW LOWS ON THE S&P FUTURES
>>62853095>implying democrats aren't communists who hate americadude it's not the 90s anymore, while the cia was off chasing petty terrorists across the middle east, communists infiltrated everything. it's fucking OVER.
>>62853095>Why would democrats stop the useless garbage retard tech propped up by corrupt subsidies and almost exclusively benefitting tech brosIdk nigga.. nigga
>CEO Lisa Su said on the earnings call that she expects server revenue to double year over year in 2027 and data center AI growth to accelerate even faster than the company had projected 90 days ago. The company expects data center to drive the majority of its revenue and earnings growth.
>>62853076
Democrats are driving us to economic collapseHope you faggots are happy
>>62853093Read this as girlcockVery bullish>futures
>>62853104what subsidies tho? all the bullshit subsidies elon slurped like electric car tax credit and solar panel shit were big dem policies
>>62853103>>62853104Okay so the blue party is gonna win and they are gonna start their term next year, why is the market chimping out because of this?
>>62851425>>62851417WHERE YOU AT NIGGAS
it's joever
LEL KOSPI NOW REDIT OPENED 3% UP 1 HOUR AGO
>>62853107How? And why does that matter? Aren't you diversified?
what does it mean if they increase bond buybacks tomorrow
>>62853040youre the same indian that shits up the PMG thread, right?
>>62853107Yes.
>>62853110the market is just continuing its downward pop because everyone knows that data center revenue will never be realized
>>62853105AMD isn't making real money from the MI450 because they handed out equity warrants to Meta and OpenAI based on AMD's share price. AMD is lucky they haven't had to recognize these dilution costs on their earnings reports yet.
its smiggin over smiggas
>>62853126trvke lotta shady off-balance sheet shit all around that's gonna hit hard when it comes due
>>62853128Im smig smig for smigger-pops!!
It’s 8 pm and Nasdaq futures already -2% lolAI bubble definitely been popped. Cya
>>62853133oh man that rocks
what did orange nigger say?
CHUDSISTERS NOT LIKE THIS
>>62853140Green by noon tomorrow
all the top companies are still spending every last penny on ai. politics won't save you chud
>>62853016even FLORIDA almost went dems LOL TRUMP IS DONE FOR
>>62853142Let them spend, Fundmourne hungers
Damn I would have thought starting a war for Israel and renaming a lake would have gone over a lot better.
>>62853142yeah, and it looks like this
>>62853144He is gonna hit iran so super hard over this
>Texas resultsOh no no no Kalshi Anon. I tried to tell you that betting on Paxton was retarded.
Dude imagine how mad Trump is if Iran’s strategy worked and the midterms were a historic blowout Almost seems like it would be a good idea to rage nuke them while the markets already dumped so you can blame it on the democrats winning haha
>>62853149spending money on the thing making you money is bullish as fuck
>>62853095>AI>profitable
Chuds won
>>62853133did the retard market really not realize dems would win?did they believe the bull trolls in this thread?
>>62853158Na we lost. Trannies won.
>>62853152bidens fault !!
>>62853148don't forget putting a tax on everything imported into a country that is a net importer
>>62853144The man is 80 years old, only has two years left in office, and is a narcissist. He doesn't give a fuck about what happens after him. His entire second term has just consisted of executive orders, tweeting, and bombing ragheads with lawful presidential authority. This entire cycle means nothing.
>>62853159It’s probably key races and their results that’s moving the market
should we check on masayoshi son?
I am going to finally buy a new laptopSam Mememan, forgive me my weakness
>>62853167everything about that was obvious
>>62853159Market is like 99% bots trading on news as gospel.
i was listening to my apple music replay 2026 and this absolute banger came on this shit always gets pumpedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWQsKEq5znE
>>628531694gb ram is enough
>>62853171yeah, explains the retard AI bubble
that was the bottom
STOP THE COUNT
>>62853178Im so happy when I never have to see that face again
So were not getting 5000 dollar checks?
democrats pumping my boomer rocks bags
>>62853181>That's what she said (Melania)
wonder if AMD will roundtrip earnings reaction like SPCX
ok election's over can warsh hike rates already put this pathetic bubble out of it's misery
TQQQ is actually underperforming QQQ on the YTD chart now.
>>62853188now do sqqq
tired of being gaslit about "the market"there is no such thing"the market" is not a "thing" that "exists"just shut the fuck up
>it's not a crash it's only down 1% i'm still up 10% ytd>it's not a crash it's only down 2% i'm still up 9% ytd>it's not a crash it's only down 3% i'm still up 8% ytd>you are here
Sorry guys, you won't be getting that 5 grand
I bought more, I have no idea what you retards are raving on about. How is a democratic sweep gonna affect well established companies' profits?
>>62853192Stop spying on me.
>>62853197>profits
>>62853192know that feeling
>>62853197Anti-datacenter rhetoric
>>62853191>not capable of systems thinkinggrim
>>62853191sounds like somebody who's a member of the black community would say
>>62853118Where do you see this desu?
>>62853197they're losers who get paid to much to do jobs easily done by ai and think being a democrat will stop ai they are luddites and mentally ill
>when you zoom out and realize there's so much more space to fall
>>62853197How does impeachment and removal sound?
>we're dumping hardI'm so fucking sick of this. Why did we retard pump anyways?
>>62853203yeah well he's a cat
>>62853197They will crushed the bubble
UUhhhhh why is everything red
>>62853197its just a convenient excuse to pop the bubblenothing else
>>62853207I'm literally an AI researcher with patents, you NEET.
so baggies are finally wising up to these fake data center deals that will never happen
>>62853199>blinded by tech>>62853203>*systemic thinking>>62853207>*too much, commas>>62853212>they will crushed, ai bullshitWhat the fuck kind of esl invasion is going on?
I'm gonna take a nice relaxing shower and when I come back I want to see a Republican upswing
>>62853206https://home.treasury.gov/policy-issues/financing-the-government/quarterly-refunding/most-recent-quarterly-refunding-documents
>>62853208>when you zoom out and realize there's so much more space to fallKeep zooming out and you realize there is even more space to RALLY HARD
>>62853218>editing anonymous shitpostsmeds
>>62853218>systemic thinking*lol what a fucking tard https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Systems_thinking
damn nigga it's over
>>62853216>I'm literally an AI researcher with patentsytd port performance?
>>62853223>MegaMilf36xHello ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>>62853216I've been gainfully employed for over 25 years straight you're not anything but a luddite
>>62853225they found their scapegoat to pop the bubbleTrump already said as much a few days ago
hahhahahaha, GET READY FOR A BLOOD RED NOVEMBER DECEMBER JANURARY FEB,,,,..DEMOCRATS ARE GOING TO BAN DATA CENTERS YOU STUPID NIGGERS.
>>62853226Roughly +350%. Probably +500% by tomorrow.
if QQQ hits $650 by midnight tonight, I will slurp some and sell later this week.
>>62853016Quick /smg/ get me a list of all the semis, memory, semi/memory adjacent, and tech companies that>recently reported>beat estimated eps by a percentage higher than AMD did>beat estimated revenue by a percentage higher than AMD did>ended up dumping instead of pumping>dragged other companies down with itWhat made AMD different to pump? To drag others up?
dems won in north carolina, georgia, and new hampshire? must have been an absolute blow out to have called the race this early, usually they have to go mail-in ballots at 4am.
you guys told me that democrats winning was bullish?
>>62853050I will buy when shiller P/E is at an historically moderate level and not a moment sooner
>>62853217>that will never happenI don't care if I have to buy and hook up the GPU's MYSELF, those data centers WILL be QUITE operational
Democrats are murders they are evil why are people voting for them
>>62853232chinese models will then take over and be waaay cheaper
We're so back!
>>62853241so I can be a real women
Trump is gonna move to Israel for sure now
>>62853242> Apple/amd/nvda is down. Are chinese going to make their own chip for AI
>>62853220This says nothing about an increase in buybacks tomorrow desu
We're going to get a blue Texas. Holy shit miga on suicide watch
>>62853237Only yurotards and trannies were saying that
>>62853241maybe trump should have tried getting inflation under control instead of making it worse with literally every policy?
>>62853247the announcement is tomorrow morning dingus
>>62853241>why are people voting for themsince a truth social post saved my portfolio over the summer I had to vote Republican across the board. My vote is always available for purchase.
Shitposting aside, is it likely to recover back to mid-September levels by year end? I'm trying to stay alive on hopium.
>>62853233checkedare you invested in any tech company atm?
>>62853254No.
>>62853237see>>62853230tighten your seatbeltits over
>>62853246the ccp can just confiscate people's land and turn it into gigantic coal powered data centers running cheap huawei and biren chips and no one can do anything about it, so yes
and just like that i'm going to be a poor worthless piece of shit loser for the rest of my lifeand hopefully that's a few months at most, or less ideally, if i could miss the holidays that would be ideali have no job, no gf, no friends, no close family, and nothing to look forward tojust let it end please
>that one maga/elon cocksucker in smgHope that nigger lost everything kek
>>62853264fuck it goon all day maybe do some drugs
>>62853255If by invested you mean puts, then yes. I am very deeply invested.
>>62853254I'm buying the dip, are you?
Will Vivek make a brown snail trail back to India?
Wondering how that Paxton shill is currently feeling like rn
>>62853269buy the dip in gold miners, yes
>>62853039You think I’m gonna read all that shit? @grok condense that schizo shit into two sentences.
Blue tsunami! Ai is finished.
If a Democrat victory was already priced in why are futures blood red?
>SpyWhat the nigger happened
>>62853271gave over man, game over
Why did Trump fail America?
>>62853275they needed a scapegoat to blame the crash onnow they have it
SpaceX -15% tomorrow.
>IM SLURP-ACK
democrats have portfolios too and heavily into ai
>>62853051If QQQ goes below $600 I’m going to buy a deranged amount of TQQQ
what if musk moves to argentina like thiel did
>democrats will pump the market they said
Tomorrow be dump and then Flying V at 1030
>>62853282This LOL. Dems were always closer with big tech.
what happened??
AI baggie sentiment check! How much slurp juice do you have left? You DO still have slurp juice left, RIGHT?? Be honest.
>>62853264>i have nothing but stocks>"he boughted.">AAAACK>"he solded.">REEEEit's all coming together nicely...
>>62853290said who? nobody
>>62853292ai is where it's at today from democrats
>>62853016Which one cost Republicans the most?>Iran War >Inflation and Interest rate jumps >Tariffs >Shitting on Allies >Corruption worries >Being too nice to Russia and China
>>62853294Cashed everything weeks ago. Now waiting for historic dips.
>>62853264What did you do anon?
Financial advice for spending 500 million just to lose?
>>62853290Does anyone believe this? Even those explicitly advocating for Dems like the fact that it has a negative effect on the equity markets.
>>62853278what side is trump?i dont understand burger politics
>>62853294
>>62853303The loosing one
>>62853298Tariffs into inflation and gas pricesIran war is bad but most normies view it through the economic lens.
>>62853300Wasted my whole life, that's all
>>62853305how is that bad?
>>62853301Hookers and blow.SuperPAC.
>portfolio futures
>>62853283
>>62853307Anon its a stupid dip, I promise you tomorrow will be green. So chin up.
>>62853307How?
>>62853264>>62853307Just hold cash or short, poemanon. WAGMI
>>62853301>Financial advice for spending 500 million just to lose?Next time spend it on a winner (me), but the money must make its way to MY brokerage house to be SELF DIRECTED. can't just have you out here burning money on useless tv ads
>>62853309No idea, I am Canadian. I just keep buying the dip while these retards freak out over nothing.
>>62853264Talk to me anon, what did you do? Last second all in gamble on SOXL eow options hoping for a huge pump?
>>62853318
>>62853311>MGSV great game
>>62853314i don't think this one is a dip>>62853315>>62853320i didn't sell at the top and now my portfolio is bleeding out fast>>62853317if i sell now or short, then it will pumpeverything i do is wrong, every decision
>>62853301You want to lose money? I can definitely help. Give me $1m no strings attached. I get to keep it, it's mine now. That simple. Just like that a $1m loss. I'm being very modest too, see you have $499m left to lose in other interesting way!
>>62853229>I've been gainfully employed for over 25 years straightKEK WAGIE
>>62853319i want america to be nuked alreadylost 50% of my networrh this year
babe, i didn't vote. you're already my princess.
only 4 members of the house are against ai
>>62853216>with patentsInsane cope if real, patents are the mark of the useless researcher
>>62853328Brutal, what'd you lose it on
>>62853327If you're not a wagie your opinion is completely disconnected from reality and as such doesn't hold any weight
>>62853317>poemanongood guy
>>62853325Anon are you really gonna make big portfolio decisions after-hour?Also everything is down by 2% at most. I don't think this is a crash happening level event.
>>62853294Got a couple 5fig parcels left to purchase then I'll be tapped until I can take profit. Just gotta last until NVIDIA earnings on the 17th. Jensen is my uncle and he said the earnings hugely beat best case expectations
>>62853334weird cope but ok
>>62853325>if i sell now or short, then it will pump>everything i do is wrong, every decisionyou too huh?
>>62853338so you were handed your money your opinion is worth even less than a neet
The -1.7% on the QQQ will be -3.2% when Texas is called
>>62853325The bubble has undeniably popped. It needs outside investor money to keep running, but now it has been cut off from both debt *and* equity markets. Pic related is apocalyptic if you undertsand the implications.>>62853331They're hardware patents.
>>62853340I wasn't handed shit but I'm 29 you boomer poorfag, keep waging
even worse you were successful retired and now posting here what a loser I'd be out yucking it up nonstop
>>62853342>They're hardware patents.I don't know enough about hardware research to know if this is a bluff so I'll believe it. Keep making chips and making dough my nigga
>>62853323
>>62853344>I'd be out yucking it up nonstopWagie mentality, couldn't be me
>Soonicorn
>>62853341this lol
>>62853344Normgroid niggercattle>>62853341I'm more interested in what'd be in store for SPCX
>>62853349yes you are projecting success and wealth yet you're doing the same thing as those you mock
>>62853325Same. I should've sold back in June. I'd be 10s of thousands richer. Fuck that would've been a nice set of money to keep aside. I could've just wasted that money and it'd have been a better ROI too and by waste I mean>buy a new top end PC (don't really need one)>buy a new car>move out and live as a neet for 2 years
Stock futures and dollar only slightly down ... remarkably calm given early election results. Good earnings after hours today probably helping a little but even so it's a relief this isn't more of a car crash given it looks like the polls were right and we're getting the blue wave.
Texas blue! Musk wasted 500 millions for nothing xD
>>62853357There's no way it wasn't priced in, this isn't a surprise. Besides Trump, there are rarely any upsets in politics.
there's more earnings tomorrow too and the next day and the next day better pray the all miss, luddites
>>62853354>yet you're doing the same thing as those you mockfuck he knows.... Shut it down! ... Seriously what do you think a triangle pointing up overlapped on top of a triangle facing down means symbolically?
>>62853357Holy cope!>Markets shitteding themselves even BEFORE Drumpf's incoming meltdownYOU LOSTED AND GOT RAPEDED, AIKEKS!
>>62853333everything possible thank god its just 15knot any life changing money
>>62852646I predicted this would happen a couple months ago in a previous thread.>>62853359I literally voted for this today (in Michigan not Texas). Hope the Democrats don't fuck this up (they will).
gemini says not to worry, that liquidity is thin and that post-elections the stock market is usually happy, and that the red numbers are a result of spiking vix, which should come down when they tally up all the votes, people paying top dollar for last minute hedges, spiking the vix, forcing market makers to sell all in a liquidity vacuum
>>62853357Everybody expected it, and big tech always liked dems more they were just nice to Donny because alternative was open war with government.
>>62853365>British neobank does this>everyone will followok
>>62853363democrats are almost entirely pro or neutral ai
>>62853376haha yeah
>>62853376They're neutral or pro AI, but they're at least calling themselves anti data center because it's the single bipartisan issue in politics right now.
>>62853325>didn't sell at the top and now my portfolio is bleeding out fastSo sell or wait it out. Your portfolio doesn't define you as a person.
>>62853378politicians care about money first and foremost
wtf just happened to all the other /smg/s?
>>62853378nobody is actually anti datacenter
>>62853371The incentives are too great for them not to. You think these businesses like sending all their code and internal docs to Anthropic and OpenAI for them to train on and steal? Not to mention the prices the frontier labs charge.Most people still don't get that the opensource models are almost as good as the frontier ones. It's as if water became the latest investment craze and people competed for the chance to buy some, while it was raining. It makes no fucking sense.
>the circus changes its robes to a different colour!it's all just noise
>>62853383I am.Try living near one.
>>62853376Maybe some faction of the Dems, the more extreme mamdami / sanders side thinks Ai = white supremacy. And they are currently in the drivers seat of the party.
>>62853384Businesses care about efficienc. Almost good enough is the difference between Chrome and Firefox marketshare
>>62853359hes going to chud out hard. may threaten to move to argentinia or something.
>>62853384ZDR solves this.
Okay now that the election is over, pump the markets back up to a new ath.
>Former Atlanta mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms won Georgia’s governor race, becoming the first Black woman in US history to hold the officeKEK TRUMP
>>62853387extremists lose in politics
>>62853385I wish I was this young and ignorant again
>>62853386I’m pretty sure it’s only Virginia where they built them in the middle of houses like retards, most are zoned industrial
Uhhh… I think something might be wrong
>>62853389>Businesses care about efficiencThere's nothing efficient about sending $100 million to OpenAI every month for the privilege of having all your IP stolen.
>>62853032Wow amazingCoolSo why did he repeatedly commit himself to a course of action that fucked everything up for meI'm really curious what his plan was
>>62853039>refuse to listen to anyone ever>ruin shit for everyone else>gloat about all the money you're making>wonder why everyone hates you now>>62853238so you're going to buy ai hardware stocks like micron ooooooooooooor
>>62853401the ones spending on ai will be the winners and to the victor goes the spoils
>>62853394>black bitch with the name bottomsHoping she’s thick
>>62853238>I will buy when shiller P/E is at an historically moderate level and not a moment sooner
>>62853402Insider trading.
>>62853278probably the part where he openly campaigned talking about nuking iran and that he'd keep doing the war no one wanted.Like what the fuck was the plan there?
>>62853404>the ones spending on ai will be the winnersYou realize it's 2026 right? This was a 2025 talking point.
where is the bottom bros?
>>62853366Gemini also tells me I'm a woman named Vincent Jabroni when I google myself. Gemini is the most buttfuck retarded AI out there
>>62853416Some time in the 2030s.
>>62853264Yeah
>>62853416about 50% lower from here
>SOXL redlmao
>>62853356
>trump has been selling for months>trump has been actively and deliberately losingSo this guy had to have knownI bet he even has/had shorts on the market
dems winning is actually good for datacenters. Few know
>>62853416I think ~625 at worst
>>62853407I’m hoping it means the market bottoms
>>62853402Jews plus being cocky due to the successful Venezuela operation. He thought he could get Iran done in a day to get another foreign policy win. He had no plan for a prolonged conflict.
>>62853427and yet /smg/ is bullish on AI. does this mean that smiggers are the real insiders
what is going on with the smg threads?all the others are deleted and this one isnt bumping anymore
>>62853421Stocks will be red for a while. But it's going to recover.
>>62853336theres no decisions to make, they're already made, just waiting for it to be over>>62853379>Your portfolio doesn't define you as a person.yes it does it's all i have
>>62853400>casual bank collapse on the tableInteresting times ahead
>>62853440This time it's different
>>62853441>it's all i haveYou don't know what that means.
new>>62853449>>62853449>>62853449
>>62853432That doesn't make sense either because he could have just kept the ceasefire in place in june. Everything he did to rape my portfolio was unnecessary.
why is japan diving what is going on in asia?
>>6285341630$ SOXL my friend.
>>62853400>Clearing Memberis that me (the trader) or my broker or my brokers janny who bought my order flow?
>>62853404>Exact fucking talking point of every previous bubble participantOwari da>We just have to win the rail line build out bro>We just have to win the fiber build out bro>We just have to win the ai build out bro
