Welcome to my anus >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/Previous>>62865574
All you had to do was buy a conservative REIT and chill
Tech stocks are already up 2% overnight. It's too late to buy the dip.
>>62866163
Dip is over goyim. You missed it.
>>62866180This is fine except fuck unions
>>62866169Are we green tomorrow?
i didn't trade today. i need to slurp some dividend bargains to increase my income but none of this tech crap pays anything.
Cathie wood just bought 100M shares of nvidia and spaceX. AI is legitimately saved. Hope you guys are ready
>>62866188who's gonna tell him.
Spy chads, what's the move
>Delta P = the market>Diver = >>(you)
is quantum computing real? this is the woman again
>>62866226Gif depicting Semi Puts fags
HEY BOBO YOU LOST
>>62866180>unionsLol those data centers will get done in 2048And 20 billion over budget like VogtleJust as good as cancelling it
>>62866180so data centers arent getting banned at all. these rules are worthless, they will just break it and pay the fine. looks like literally nothing will change even when texas swapped allegiance
>>62866215did she keep her unity stock? that shit finally pumped lol tho it's undoubtedly down from whatever it was in 2022 or wahtever
BOBOS LOST!!!SOXL GODS SOXL GODS WE MOONING
>>62866231Can't wait for the bear tears that will rain tomorrow.
>>62866227years, honesly probably decades, away from being competitive with traditional computers but yeah they're real.
>>62866238Inshallah
>>62866164Unironically smart. Real estate is never crashing because Blackrock is going to buy every single family home on the market and rent it for eternity. If you dont own a home now, you never will.
>>62866163Oh Sank You Poo Roo Sexy Ana!
>dumb mumus gloating over low volume premarket moveslollmao evenIt's only getting started mumu.
>>62866227they do actually have customers but it's all universities doing research there are no commercial customers really
if the dump resumes tomorrow there's no way anthropic goes ahead with its ipo right?
>>62866252the trend continues brah, its going up
Hedged my bets deep otm spy calls and 724 spy puts. I dont expect a crab day tomorrow what so ever. Bigly volatility
>>62866252>picStupid bear doesn't know he will also die in the plane crash. Typical retarded bobos.
>>62866222My move was to buy puts AND calls before closing.What's KOSPI doing?
>>62866255probably not unless they want to join the general wipeout. but dumber things have happened before.
if you put $100 into anything rn what would it be?
>>62866255dude look at the wsj website right now, in GIGANTIC typeface usually reserved for like major wars and shit it says >Major Investors Skeptical Anthropic IPO Can Achieve $1.5 Trillion Valuation>The AI giant could need to set a significantly lower-than-expected valuation, investors sayi'm like uhhh
>>62866215>Cathie wood
>>62866262Makes sense since if bears win america collapses
https://files.catbox.moe/3z3ed1.mp4
>>62866261Based. Unfortunately your puts are screwed
>>628662690dtes
>>62866267yeah but if they don't ipo soon they'll never get more private funding and eventually will run out of money, openai didn't get their full funding round this time and it was at a lower valuation.
>>62866226his only chance to escape was stick is peen in there, he almost had it
they taked everything from me. why??
>>62866272
>>62866279I can live with that. Only have 2 724 contracts but 10 750 contracts so a nigger pump will pay off a lot more.
Dumb money is gloating in the most retarded way possible. This is the last hurrah before final capitulation and crash.
>>62866274I cant believe there are still people out there that would trust their money with that woman.
>>62866285Maybe, they will probably wait a day or two and push it back. see if things improve, but i personally doubt things will improve.
aaaaand back down the cosby goes
>>62866295yeah but tomorrow will be green. So everyone with options tomorrow gets raped. That's what I want.
>>62866156Fatherberg still thinks a degree is a fast track into the upper caste. How do I convince him that just because he was able to raise 6 kids on a USPS mailman income that doesn’t mean that I can do the same? Mailmen only start at $20 where I am (chicago area)
>>62866258>>62866262You invested your money in a bubble. Sorry not sorry.
I thought bulls were just pretending, don't they know it's over?
Since I sold my SOXL out of fear it could go down, if tomorrow niggerpumps I'm going to buy short dated retard tier calls and how I make it out alive instead.
>>62866318Thats why soxl is up overnight?
>>62866310i'm starting to think that guy and his investors lack situational awareness
how do i, a retard, into aerospace?
>>62866302
the problem with bobo is he ALWAYS gets too cocky, he's a mid wit who thinks he's FINALLY called the 80% correction this market wants to go higher, im bullish as FUCK rn
>>62866313dude become an accountant it's a licensed professional so even if ai does all the work they still need a cpa to sign off on it and take the blame if it's full of fraud but accounting is so boring no one wants to go into it or become a pharmacist my ex-roommates sister was a doctor of pharmacy or whatever and had million dollar house in bergen county pretty sweet and americans will always be on a dozen pills at any given time so no worry.
>>62866318>BubbleAi is as necessary now as the internet. Theres no bubble anon.
>>62866319If they don't, they will learn the hard way.
>>62866164im good thanks
>>62866331trains are necessary but those who invested in railway got wiped out
>>62866326start with a bachelor of science in aerospace engineering then when u get hired somewhere they will pay for u to do a masters as a way to retain talent
>>62866331don't bother the luddites will refuse to see reason.
>>62866328Jokes on AI, ive been drinking my own urine way before its inception.>>62866334REITs are supposed to crab. They pay out massive dividends.
>>62866331>>62866340they will bleed tomorrow. its that simpel
>>62866304never buy leveraged instruments with margin
>>62866336
bulls coping itt
It's recovering the wrong way.
>>62866336Trains and AI are very different technology.
>>62866319>I thought bulls were just pretending, don't they know it's over?
>>62866348
>>62866351yeah trains are useful and have a market positive economic impactLLMs don't
>>62866355Well now they have to release it. I want to know why its dangerous.
>>62866331Chips aren't good enough yet for it to be actually viable. Maybe when you can game in 8K it will be different.
Hey luddites.That was the bottom.
>>62866163Another legacy politician, from TX no less.
>>62866330this is what my husband is doing, i have been the girl boss for 10 years and am very excited for him to not work a physically taxing job and to have regular 9-5 M-F together. anons please say a prayer he passes the CPA when he has enough credit hours in accounting classes.
Hey Luddites. get fucking raped.
>>62866336We are not boomers anon, we are investing in the most cutting edge technology out there, Semiconductors, memory. Go watch a video on how semiconductors are made and it will look like alien technology to you. People who invested in trains probably lost money because technology progressed. While you invest in your Boomer stocks which will also become irrelevant like trains, we are investing in the future and we will be long gone with our profits before the next technological advancement comes.
>>62866356>railway corpse collectorPajeets really thought they had a chance at being a world superpower
>>62866366hey bb wan sum fuk?
>>62866368>we are investing in the most cutting edge technology out therekekThe same thing happened in pretty much every single market bubble in history.
>>62866368shockley invented the transister in 1947 dude it's not new technology lol
>>62866368It is good to be on the winning team. We put rocks together to calculate language, now it's here. Please remember we need to have the whole process in mind for the next step. How did we feed the minds that got us here?
>>62866369
>>62866359Its viral marketing
>>62866378oh right >>62866368 is a troll since transistors are literally boomer technology lol this dude is on a roll lmao
>>62866343Two Indian vibecoder gentlemen are working for Elon Musk in Grok SpaceX watching the AI bubble burst and see Elon walk past the door. One says there will be layoffs and the other turns around to him and says he can't go back to India he just can't face the terrible, smell, the heat, the flies, the lying the rape, the garbage, the corruption, the cruelty and stupidity and the slums. He says he is going to kill himself. He stands up and walks off out of their office. The other Indian gentleman sits frozen considers just continuing pretending to work but is concerned if he does nothing he may get in trouble with his auntie in HR so he has a great idea and decides he will run after Elon and make himself known. He runs after Elon and says, sir, sir Elon my colleague saw the AI bubble has popped and he thinks he is going to lose his job and have to wants to kill himself now because he just can't go back to India and face the terrible, smell, the heat, the flies, the lying, the rape, the garbage, the corruption, the cruelty and stupidity and the slums. Elon just turns around to him and says so what and opens a window. Elon looks at the Indian gentleman and sighs and says I would have to go back to Africa and Elon jumps out the window.
>>62866362No, this is not the bottom.
Mr Jerome I miss youPlease come backI'll be betterWe can make it work this time
It's going down.
>>62866227Quantum computing is the only thing that can create real AGI and not this stupid bullshit generator retards are chasing like the second coming right now.
need to sell off a teeny bit of physical gold for tendies in the coming months.do peaks/pumps happen in market open?and should i hold despite every signal saying war will restart and rates hike is continuing and im pretty sure a christmas rally means gold dumps
>>62866343ty didnt know that 4.65% is pretty goodbut isnt an american hysa better since youre liquid?
>>62866372no i want to know what stock to buy. i put a purchase order? i think? on SOLX based on advice in the last thread idk i told robinhood to take $46 for one share
>>62866329no one wants anything to do with AI right nowthe only ones left are sunk cost baggies
>>62866330I graduated from college with a degree in accounting. By the time I graduated all I knew is there was no way I was going to work in accounting. Miserable fucking occupation.
>>62866387The story was meh but got a small chuckle out of me though
>>62866401why??? just curious, what personality do you have? why was it so soul crushing? worse than retail?
When someone's on my team, I can show them by playing nice as my choice. That's a service in a sense. If you really gave away precious kindness for free, how would you know you're getting back what you're owed? Some faith may be risky, but calculated risk can pay off. It ain't a gamble to be kind.
>>62866401Are you me? If you can tolerate a miserable entry position for a few years it’s not too bad when you move into a management role. I’m an ops manager at a small firm and while it doesn’t set my heart on fire, it’s bearable.
>>62866398>ty didnt know thatshould have put a dot at the end
>>62866401i fucking love everything about business and enjoyed the little accounting i did in school but yeah doing that 100% of your job every day for 40 years is kind of fucking grim
>>62866388that is a very convincing combination of digits and image
>lose like 50k over the past week on the market>feel nothing>go grocery store>see the price of frozen peas has increased 25 cents>blood pressure spikes
>>62866416bro when i saw a little thing of organic almonds is now 10 bucks i was like bro what the FUCK
thank god i have the day off tomorrow my plan is lounge the fuck around doing jack shit
>>62866411what’s the misery? boredom? please lmk bc i kind of suggested this career path to my husband and i don’t want him to burn out or khs. he’s very good at math and incredibly conscientious and detailed oriented and rather introverted so it seems like a natural fit. why does everyone hate it sm??
>>62866402https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfR8mRvZju8
>>62866416theres a point in which booooogle-ing is a bad thing
Accountants can account for things that aren't money. You can't help it really, it's your job!
Intel must test $45 support before recovery can begin
has anyone on trt traded before and after? do you make riskier trades after being on it? if so are they still at least as profitable as before?
>>62866295
>>62866427Crazy hours for junior staff, especially at the big four. Asshole clients who are difficult to work with and think they know everything. Continuing ed that bores you to tears. Frustrating software. Half the job is glorified data entry. If you have a bad manager a client going on extension because they didn’t give you the K1 that you asked for eight fucking times somehow becomes your fault. I could go on. But every industry has problems, you just have to figure out which ones bother you the least. Unfortunately that’s hard to do when you’re choosing your major.
>>62866403The job is a slog and im just not capable of tolerating corporate culture to put it simply. Im more of a blue collar guy, I don't do well with HR departments.>>62866411I ended up just learning a trade instead. Thats more my scene. When I went college I just looked at what jobs were im demand and paid well and majored in that. Considered forensic accounting. Hell the company i work for found out I went to school for accounting and asked me if I wanted to replace the retiring accountant and I politely declined. Can't sit in an office all day listening to women gossip.
i finally got that legendary lootbox at the end of overwatch free tier battlepass and i got sick legendary ashe skin, that's the most gambling i do, grinding for free lootboxes in ow. everything else i just buy companies i wish i owned cuz then i kind of do own some of it.
>>62866227that shit is so far away from resembling anything useful but then again AI is like a 10x modifier to research so it could be coming way sooner than expected
>>62866416>lose money>fret over increased pricesUHHH HEY GWOK... WHY DONT I LIKE HIGHER PRICES WHEN I HAVE LESS MONEY???
>>62866416are you me anon, i do the same thing kek>pic semi related
KOSPI IS GOING BACK DOWN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62866433>Intel must test $45 support before recovery can beginTry 25 but let's split the difernec sine we are in the same room and at the same table and close to a deal. Here we are 35.
>>62866449>replace retiring accountantdude there is a major shortage right now fucking do it and make bank yeah it's boring who cares fucking say u need to work from home, chug mad energy drinks or do coke or whatever does it for u, and rip through that shit
>>62866455Green Giant is the premium spendy brand!
>>62866458Never to return again
>>62866452LLMs can't do research or reasoning, they can't create so they will never produce ideas that don't already exist
kevin please
>>62866448he actually has a bachelors in history from a public ivy but is taking community college classes to sit for the exam. i don’t think the big 4 would be interested in that background and i think he would detest the culture. im hoping he can work at a small rural local firm if that’s even a thing. he went to a school which was a huge deloitte pipeline but never wanted to go that route and all the people he saw that did were not his friends
>>62866465Give it a moment.
>>62866459by the time intel gets their shit together this bubble will be long gone and they'll be back to trying to sell shitty laptop gpus or whatever for nothing, it's tempting to slurp but man idk i have a macbook with an arm chip and a gaming pc i built with amd, the only place i use intel is in the shitty laptop work gave me which sucks. can corporate buyers keep intel alive? yeah maybe, is it a growth opportunity? no.
>>62866464That fucker will be a decade before it sets new ATHs maybe longer.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evJ6gX1lp2o
>>62866468this post sums up the entirety of the US financial fiscal and monetary system right now
>>62866460That was a while ago. We already hired her replacement. Im a supervisor at my job now. Its pretty comfy. Ive been buying shares in the company and the owner has been giving me bonus shares because he's retiring and there is no way we can buy him out collectively based on what our staff makes. We dont make a whole lot hourly but we get quarterly bonuses based on profit so it evens out. We are a small company though and the big dogs have been sniffing us out and are trying to buy us out to get our customers.
>>62866449>I politely declined. Can't sit in an office all day listening to women gossip.I turned down a promotion earlier this year for similar reasons. They wanted to pay be around 25% more to do a job I don't like, in a shitty "office" with no door and no windows just down the hall from a set of cubicles occupied entirely by women who send emails about charity fundraisers and corporate holiday dinners.
>>62866479sounds pretty comfy
>NOOOOOOO, YOU MUST LOWER RATES, FUCK OVER INFLATION FOREVER, AND MAKE CAPITAL BORROW MORE AND SINK ITSELF IN DEBT MORE SO THAT WHEN IT ALL COMES CRASHING WE HAVE TO BAIL THEM OUT
>>62866164I'm up 4% today (well yesterday) on STC and I'm only down like 1% in general. My Claude/Gemini skills have a bunch of safeguards built in and have never even attempted to buy any tech stocks over the past month or two I've been using them kek.
What if we just crab tomorrow and no one wins
>>62866490the real win will be the friends we made along the way
>>62866480lol yeah some suit told me to apply to an open management position but i would only make like idk 15% more but have to manage literally the worst performers in our department i'm like yeah right ur gonna have to recruit someone from outside who doesn't know the kind of stinkers they're gonna be stuck trying to supervise, not worth it man
>>62866471He might be able to find a decent entry role at a small firm. Like other anons said there’s a huge shortage of new talent. The downside to small firms in my experience is that there’s usually a lack of training and support. The owner and/or partners don’t have time and everyone else has their own stuff to deal with. For someone starting out they may find it’s easier to thrive at a larger practice, even with all the bullshit it entails.
>>62866490Thats the one thing I dont want, so thats what will happen.
>>62866490still getting dividends, fucking crab see if i care
Bulls will soon taste claws. Trump is going to go all out against Iran. You think the smart money is going to jump back in for the weekend? Think again. Stupid bulls never learn.
>>62866490The people selling covered puts and calls would win. Someone always wins in the market, its beautiful
>>62866487The US is in no position to carry out a 3 Trillion+ AIslop bailout. The public would riot and bonds would skyrocket making refinancing existiung bionds impossible and 100% of tax revenue go into interest payments causing collapse of social security. Not happening
>>62866499Claws you say.
>>62866496>>62866500My only thing is that seldom do days like this not result in another huge volatile day right after
>>62866468kebin has betrayed us. it is up to us now to seek salvation, without help.
>>62866504Yeah. I'm thinking the first hour or so is a massive fucking dump and then it slowly recovers.
>>62866465they already have done all of what you said they can't do so go fuck yourself luddite
>soxl back to 45annnd wallah! Never going back to sub 40 again. You lose bobo
>>62866505Bro, hes setting up a task force. Just give it a minute.
>>62866506are there any more earnings tomorrow before the bell? atlassian and lyft stunk it up after hours. where's that chart guy
>>62866498A dividend isn't free money. It's money that could have been spent on improving the business.
>>62866501Once AI gets to the point where it can exponentially self improve, that will be the point scary/exciting point where crazy jumps in society can happen. Or it will kill us all. Guess we'll have to wait and see. I dont know if that will make it cheaper or more expensive.
