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Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Previous
>>62867118
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Bitcoin is getting fucked!
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This is my last hurrah. Either SOXS pumps again or I'm doomed.
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Are we back?
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feeling bullish :)
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>>62868007
everything is green
we are SO back
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today is a rally
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poopy market
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>>62868005
Uhhh, you didn't sell yesterday when semis were down 13%?
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unemployment rate 4.1% how is the labor market is so ass yet unemployment so low
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are the numbers good or bad?????
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Dead Cat Bounce
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That was a big jobs print with almost no reaction
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I missed the bottom because im greedy as fuck
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>try opening a robinhood account
>asked me for photo of my passport
>my webcam springs to life, and blurry af.
>get mobile app to take a photo instead
>asks for meme three point selfie
>
guess im not joining your club, AI said it was a normal thing.

i seriously hope you guys didn't do this
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>>62868022
>He thinks this is the bottom
>>
>Total nonfarm payroll employment rose by 165,000 in October, higher than the average monthly gain
of 48,000 over the prior 12 months. In October, employment increased in professional and business
services, in health care, and in transportation and warehousing. (See table B-1.)

Employment in professional and business services increased by 70,000 in October, well above the
average monthly gain of 15,000 over the prior 12 months. In October, employment continued to trend
up in professional, scientific, and technical services (+33,000), in administrative and support and
waste management and remediation services (+28,000), and in management of companies and enterprises
(+9,000). Professional and business services has added 269,000 jobs since a recent low in October
2025.

Health care added 42,000 jobs in October, higher than the average monthly gain of 31,000 over the
prior 12 months. In October, employment gains occurred in hospitals (+16,000), home health care
services (+11,000), and outpatient care centers (+5,000).

In October, transportation and warehousing added 25,000 jobs, reflecting growth in couriers and
messengers (+17,000) and air transportation (+4,000). Transportation and warehousing has added
104,000 jobs since a recent employment low in February, with couriers and messengers (+71,000)
contributing most of the gain.
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>>62868015
I was invested in semis now I'm just trying to claw something back
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Hmph, Gay Hitler.
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>>62868017
Amazon warehouse hires literally anyone bro. I've never seen so many trannies and niggers all in the same building
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I am still losing money on SNXX
>CASHNADO edition
thank you for your attention to this matter
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421,000 neets found jobs lol
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>>62868023
when i was fat like you i didnt like getting my picture taken either
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>>62868015
Kek I just checked SOXS to confirm what I wrote, it went up 39% yesterday and it's doubled in a week, tripled in a month. And you didn't sell and you decided to buy today after a 50% semis dump in one month.
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>>62868023
That's the way things are now in the proto gay space communism future we live in
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I can't take any more dumpings, bros. My body somatizes the pain in very bad ways. I just can't take it anymore.
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>>62868032
*H1Bs found jobs
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>>62868026
KEKAROOO, you are the dumbest Gorilla (ticker:GRRR) nigger.
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>mfw I sold all my tech stocks 5 days ago
Seething baggies
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Be greedy when other are fearful, but you never listen.
I bought yesterday and today I'll easily make 15% returns.
Watch and learn.
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LINE

MUST

GO

UP
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>>62868034
i never minded for some reason
other people often did that for me
they didn't really want me to do it i thinks
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>>62868022
I caught a falling knife instead of the bottom beacuse im greedy as fuck
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>>62868040
He did it in anger, he wasn´t himself.
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>>62868034
>>62868037
i hope when elon starts the space age, i can become an independent pilot and wont have to be automatically hunted down by the space feds for not having my spaceship decontaminated entering federal domains.
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>>62868005
Hold til Monday. You can't be impatient. Sometimes you just gotta weather the storm. Your time will come
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good nigger morning sirs
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>>62868022
you couldn't time a bottom this past week because it was a complete bloodbath
I caught a sndk at 1000 thinking it would hold because "lol sentiment" and it's at 880 now AFTER the pre market pump lol

it will dump on open today too just watch
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>>62868025
Great jobs report, yet we're told huge numbers of Republicans voted Democrat.
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>>62868048
>Implying the tranny death squads wont kill him before that
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I think I'm just gonna go and play genshin impact. Saving for The Tsarisa. I just can't take another market opening like yesterday's. My nervous system is all fucked up. Couldn't even sleep a lot.
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>>62868004
https://github.com/daira
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>>62868060
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Its going to be a good morning my lithium stocks are going to shoot up so I can get out (:
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The fact that I can go to the coffee shop, the mall and anywhere I want in my city and nobody will give a shit about the """""crash""""" is proof that the market is make believe fake money that has no effect on the average person's life. This is why both Dems and Reps keep getting hammered during the elections. The economy is not the market.
>>
>>62868062
>ZCash
EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>
>runs campaign on being tough on datacenters
>gets elected
>"I don't hate datacenters, I just want communities to have a seat at the table"
Gina is a real one. Fudding her own bags to gets a lower entry.
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>>62868035
There's a lot more gas in the tank SOXLtranny
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>>62868009
>millions of people woke up this morning to realize their paper losses. they've been calling their money managers all morning asking them to cash out a portion before it gets any worse. there will be a MASSIVE sell imbalance on open. if you're going to buy, do it at 10:30am
>>
What ever happened to SMR and other energy plays? It seems like a good time to invest since I expect legislation about data centers having to pay extra for power so self-geneneration is now more attractive.
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>>62868070
Regulation might as well put an end to the boom because the market only worked because the hyperscalers could get away with everything and never face any consequences.
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>>62868080
Speculative boom is probably paused or over. But the names that got their foot in the door are grandfathered in.
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>>62868080
Nah I don’t think so. My bet is something like:
>Look at these solar panels on the roof
>We moved the final site a mile up the road, no more noise!
>Daquarius and D’Nene from the local community college have jobs walking around the building with a radio!
Easy peasy to have a win here.
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>>62868078
They all have been getting raped nonstop.
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>>62868085
>the names that got their foot in the door are grandfathered in.

i work for a fiber company in central ohio, i can assure you that google, meta, amazon, adobe and everyone else already locked in their planned data centers.
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>>62868080
Hyperscalers will adapt either way
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>>62868068
Ma'am this is a casino
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>>62868046

same lmao. my hands are so mangled from knives. GOOGL bags down like 7%

I blame Jews for this
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>>62868077
that was me shitposting, but it might happen. or everyone called to buy the dip with cash they've been sitting on. let's have fun either way.
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>DKNG down 27% premarket on double miss and lowered guidance

another Michael Burry pick drilling new 52 week lows. he probably dumps it at the bottom like he did with LULU. his stock picks are cursed
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what did you guys slurp during these nigger dumps?

I slurped
>IREN at $27
>GOOG at $284
>AMD @ $425
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>>62868068
Yeah, it's amazing how indifferent the average person is to all this. You can check 4chan, there's only like 1 thread on /pol/ with less than 50 replies.
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On a related note, if Anthropic’s IPO gets truly fucked, is this a rare occasion where you can buy in and not get raped a few weeks later?
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>>62868017
They do some extreme non-GAAP accounting of jobs.
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>>62868092
Interesting
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>>62868106

I activated HODL MODE and I just bought a fuckton of QQQM yesterday that I plan to hold until all time high
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Aaaaaand it dumped.
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>>62868115
that's cheating
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>>62868106
>I slurped
>IREN at 27
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>>62868106
Tax season is coming and I have to find another 20k in cash or sell shares in February. Couldn't risk buying more on margin.
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NFP numbers actually beat expectations. We might see green. What depends now is how much they fear they oversold and if anything from the Kospi crash transfers over.
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>>62868068
>less competition for acquiring fake money to exchange for tangible goods later
sure is easier than risking your life to sail to new lands or take a trek into the wilderness to prospect
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How come my VTI stocks have only go down by 4% when people are saying the whole market crashed by like 80%?
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I told you retards to buy the dip
Markets are already rebounding
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>>62868121
don't be greenvy just because he's yellow
maybe it's temporary
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>>62868129
I bet you said this during the last dip too.
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>>62868107
I wouldn´t say so, there´s plenty of people that are in the demographic that were gloating about it yesterday. /pol/ doesn´t give a shit about the AI bubble but leftists and normielibs want to see it pop.
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>>62868121

I still feel sad because I should have bought more and for cheaper

:(
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Are this good prices for getting ready to the next quantum pump?
>QBTS - 8.89
>QUBT - 5.61
>RGTI - 9.67
>ARQQ - 12.19
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Is it safe to buy yet
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>>62868019
This
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>>62868144
Its safe to buy anything other than AI and AI-adjacent stocks.
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>>62868147
That's the entire US market off the table then
>>
>>62868090
Time to slurp perhaps
>>
>>62868129
These "rebounds" are when you buy SQQQ and SPXS calls
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SGOV paid a cheeky $600 today. What should I get with it? I have a crippling nicorette addiction that it may go to
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>>62868070
she cant stop any of them before 2028 anyway
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>fags still bullish
Dump it.
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PUMP BOIZ IN THE HOUSE TONITE
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>>62868017
>people who stop looking or are part-time employed or criminals are considered employed
>actual un/underemployment is like 20%
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>>62868152
Do you play golf by any chance?
>>
where is bobo?
>>
>>62868152
holy moly u must have some mega sgov holding i got like 20k in that shit and it pays 60 bucks a month lmao
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>>62868160

HOOD, GOOGL and CEG are going to nigger pump +10%. The Jews owe me this. I was promised this nigger pump in a dream
>>
I need to heal my nervous system from these red candles. This is not healthy. Has anyone tried one of those heal your nervous system youtube videos? I've tried 2 but they didnt' have any effect. Any recommendation?
>>
Im official #notbuying this fake and gay pump
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
>>
>>62868098
>7%
>falling knife
No one in this general knows what wordsmean anymore. Redditor thread.

>>62868054
SNDK is a shitty stock with a massive growth outlook due to the nand crunch in a year.
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Imagine not selling into the bounce today. Even better, imagine not having sold months ago. Couldn't be me, kek
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>>62868144
If VIX where 40+, I’d call it relatively safe, meaning it couldn’t get that much worse anymore. But remember, it can always get worse.
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>>62868169
have u tried smoking indica cannabis?
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>>62868035
semis could dump more, the market is irrationally afraid right now.
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>>62868169
Having sex usually helps, going to the gym too.
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>>62868166
I got a pretty good stack in it.
>>62868164
I attempt it when people invite me but I never enjoyed it much.
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>>62868169
You need to get ketamine therapy and maybe a cymbalta prescription
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>>62868169
dont log in. dont look at your portfolio its that simple. there is a difference knowing its bad and seeing actual real red numbers in your own portfolio.
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>>62868180
Vix is only at a measly 26. Let's get those numbers up.
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>>62868169
Get a woman.
You wont have money left for stocks.
>>
>>62868180
If anything the market is showing signs of snapping back to reality after a year of buying into delusions.
>>
>>62868055
Because most republicans are men and 98% of jobs went to women ,who vote democrat. Republicans told men to eat shit and join the army to die in iran so men voted against them. This isn't complicated.
>>
>Bear flag trying to bait people back in or to pull out of shorts
>>
>>62868178
I don't do weed, sorry.

>>62868181
It's been 4 years since the last time I had sex. I think I might not have sex ever again.
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>>62868182
I thought I knew who you were for a second
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>>62868175
I have sold into bounces and also sold into selling. I have never once bought into anything. Surely this is a sound long term strategy that won't fuck me over down the line when I'm old and actually need the money.
>>
>>62868169

best fix is to not have a bunch of meme bags and dogshit trash and overconcentration so that you don't get raped hard as fuck
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>>62868168
Inshallah, we will pump.
>>
>>62868092
the market probably won't care. We can see another 50% on ram prices and the market will keep calling the top.
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>>62868193
i had a 13 year break, then got laid this year. life is crazy.
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>>62868193
hmm. i find it productive to think about what i gotta learn from the last times i did that if i'm not sure what to do next to do that again if it important
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sell your puts bobo, today is going to be a face ripping pump
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>>62868193
Nigger just get a prostitute
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>>62868105
Good thing he didn't call for a major recession last week and thus doom it to reverse and pump
Oh wait

>>62868070
She got The Call from the mysterious tech company that financed her campaign through backdoors.
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>>62868055
>Great jobs report
See you in a month or two when the 'revised' numbers come out.

Anyone who puts more stock into reports over what real people are seeing and experiencing in the real world is setting themselves up for a bad time.
>>
>>62868169
Your ancestors hunted predators and you're k'vetching about some numbers on a screen.
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>>62868209
proof??
>>
>>62868210
I literally just came back from one LMAO
#trve
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>>62868219
i got the day off some i'm definitely plan to goon for a few hours later
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>>62868219
Based, I don't regret being single and a degenerate. Good times.
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>>62868208

TRVTH but everyone here is brown and cant imagine what it would feel like if they didn't have breakfast this morning

they will just buy more SOXL and 2x single stoc tickers. its the only thing they know how to do
>>
>>62868212
There's plenty of jobs in the die for Israel industry right now
>>
Did you guys see what happened yesterday? It's like all of a sudden everybody realized that the communists are now in control of the country and we're all going to die.
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Bullish or bearish?
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>>62868232
That's probably a better outcome than the Israeli dick sucker party.
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SOXL is up bigly in pre-market
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>>62868232

nah boss they priced in Elon musk going to jail and (((SI))) being a bagholder scheme run by Jews again
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>>62868234
He's telling you to buy gold rocks unironically
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Ameribros, are you really using the term Super Intelligence? I've seen some of you using it and I don't know if it's because you're being le funny millennial dude with quirky chingus gf or you're using Super Intelligence in an unironic way.
>>
PSQL quantum service (i.e mostly cloud) revenue +59% qoq, but no actual puter sales recorded or anything added to backlog in the quarter. Cash burn rate so slow they'll be fine for the next decade. Reference customer deployments look very encouraging. Aramco already getting roi from their 200 qubit machine beating their classic compute in first use cases implemented.

I'm expecting another -15% day today.
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What tf is going on with Japan Tobacco?
>JAT
They went down big time. Is it because of their Russian factories? Is it time to buy big time?
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>>62868243
Why would they put Musk in jail? I thought they loved him because of the electric cars and his african-american heritage? Super Intelligence isn't a jewish scheme, it's the fucking future!
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>>62868245
No, anyone who uses SI is a fucking faggot
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>>62868226
BEST TIMES
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>>62868209
It will dump (might even named later as black swan)
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>SOXL +20%
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>>62868171
>SNDK is a shitty stock with a massive growth outlook due to the nand crunch in a year.
so what makes it a shitty stock?
they're doing basically everything right and they're delivering performance
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Are they really going to just cancel all the data centers? What will happen to the bond holders?
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Mumu has no idea what's about to happen.
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>>62868031
Sell today
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>>62868267
Get fucked
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>>62868169
Nigga just brew some tea or coffee and sunbathe, fucking city dweller ape
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redpill me on SOXL.
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>>62868268
i just had a coffee so i have some idea of whats coming next
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>>62868273
If the bond holders get fucked, then who are they going to fuck in return? It's like you can't just fuck over the bond holders without them turning around and sticking it to some one else? Surely we can trace the circle until we find where we need to place our bets.
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>>62868267
faggler stop changing trips on me
they're not canceling the data centers, it's just the texas gov elect and she walked it back for existing permits which are grandfathered in and basically make up the bulk of what was priced in before the giga dump
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ai nigggers tongue my anus
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>>62868274
>sun
what color is that?
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>>62868279
Like I said get fucked, greedy jews get the rope.
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>>62868267
It's mostly venture capital. SoftBank's shares dropped 10% because of the announcement they were defaulting on their turbine orders. The company is locked into $178 billion in construction deals but it's in the red
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Isn't GEV an obvious buy right now? Dems are going to push for clean energy.
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>>62868280
Yeah, but like what if she just changes her mind again like a fucking woman?
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just invest in Malaysia that's were all the data centers are going and there relatively stable for SEA
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>>62868289
How true is this?
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>>62868282
Vitamin D is important for your mental well being. Just, fucking open your window while you work dude
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>vix at 26
>futures are trading in a wild 0.3% range after the jobs report
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>>62868122
I thought $24 would be the bottom anon, I fucked up my timing
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see nasdaq going green after a -5% day for the first time in its history. we are so back.
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>>62868234
Jesus, can you stop posting this retard already?
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>>62868295
>I have the type of blue eyes that can see in the dark but I'm in literal pain if I see sunlight
suffering
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>>62868299
Samefag
>>
1 minute
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This fake nigger pump wont last
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>>62868300
Try astaxanthin.
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>>62868295
good advise
i do when i can but sometimes when i work it is cold
is the sun colder then too or does it still work
>>
Were gonna fucking crab aren't we
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BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
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You guys did buy the bottom yesterday right?
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>>62868305
all those foods are expensive
>>
brace for impact.
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I swear to fuck if it V recovery today likenothing happens. Another bottom I missed, this shit better dump, I just got my cash ready yesterday
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>>62868286
Dems may control the Legislature, but without control of the Executive branch they're not gonna get much done in regards to more party-aligned policies like clean energy.

The next two years will be gridlock with some compromises here and there on the economy and other key issues at best. I wouldn't buy into renewables until we get a Dem in the Oval Office.
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Morning pump is hitting, be ready to dump.
>>
PUMP
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>>62867998
next week on /smg/
please look forward to it
>>
ai niggers tongue my anus
>>
BOBO GOT TOO COCKY OH NO NO NO
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SPCX +6%
TSLA +2%
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>>62868315
they can still do it in the states
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>>62868288
they'll pay her off like they do everyone else
her idea of "regulation" is just getting a signature on the permit saying they'll cover the water/electricity bill it's all fucking performative which is all the dumocrats are good for
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>>62868322
Space datacentres meme is next, because no datacentres on earth, LFG
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>>62868309
>>62868318
base
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I found a picture of my family, a picture taken 60 years ago. I asked AI to turn it into anime style. I think AI is pretty cool.
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>>62868322
MARKET IS EFFICIENT
>SPCX and TSLA exists
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>>62868318
>monday
cute
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>>62868325
They will still build a fuckload of data centers on earth just outside USA.
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As expected, I am being raped.
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>>62868318
>BabeCock and WillCox
lmao which way we playing this one?
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Better secure whatever gains you still might have left. Nobody has the guts to hold over the weekend after what happened yesterday.
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>>62868327
Forgot pic.

Have a good day of gains
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My S&P 500 ETF in USD (ISIN IE00BFMXXD54) loses 1.5%. Other ETF in EUR gains 1%. What gives?
t. Retard
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>SCHY hitting 4.5% yield
please stay this low until my next paycheck
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>>62868333
Fuck bro. Fuck.
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*DING DING DING*

THE MARKETS ARE OPEN, TUND IN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm9oDL-H7AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqSI2CEglYE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWeJApOMG7g
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>>62868304
This
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NVDA HOLY SHIIIIIIIIT
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I cast Red
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Oh nyo it's dumping...
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>>62868333
ayooo lmao
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You still have around 30 minutes left to sell.
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>>62868285
Xi kicked Softbank in the nuts yesterday as well by blocking their physical ai play in ABB Robots. As I understand it their plan was to acquire ABB Robots, let openai train on all the chinese dark factory data, and then ask chatgpt how to turn that into profit
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>>62868347
This
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BORING
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Today I will proceed to do nothing.
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>>62868337
Usd strengthens against Eur
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Bulls got cock at a less than 1% pump. You thought it was going to blast back to your breakeven on SOXL? This trade is OVER
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should i buy SOXL at $30 or wait for $20
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>>62868244
Reminds me of a post supposing Trump gave the "midterms playbook"
>gold/silver (physical and ETFs)
>gold/silver miner stocks: WPM, NG, NAK, NEM, AEM, etc.
>defense stock tickers: CACI, OLN, LHX
While this also lines up with a prediction I saw elsewhere about a climb for PMs (even to a new all-time-high) in late Q4, I'm not sure yet what I'm buying in this Q4 discount season.
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I think GOOGL might have found its generational bottom.
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do I buy ivv or qqqm or xaix
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WHERES MY NIGGER PUMP SPY
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I slurped some sneedisk you can continue dumping now
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>>62868300
Nigga there's this thing called "sun glasses"

>>62868306
Its not the heat that's important, its the UV light. It works even if its cloudy. At least an hour, open your window.
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>>62868356
Buy it at 50. It's going to 60 today
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You can stop bouncing now, dead cat
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>AN IRANIAN SOURCE TO AL ARABIYA: WE ARE ENGAGING POSITIVELY WITH THE LATEST PROPOSAL SUBMITTED BY THE MEDIATORS
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Is Tradingview slow for anyone else right now? It slows down every time the market has a busy day.
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today was a nothing burger now we have to wait two fucking days to resume the sell off
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>>62868373
I was having some problems yesterday, today it seems okay though
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>>62868367
No like I can't even open my blinds on my windows.
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to the moon. iran war over. tariffs over. ai fear over. we won.
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>>62868371
OH FUCK BOYS

TRUMP PEACE DEAL THIS WEEKEND

WAR IS OVER

WE PAMP LIKE WE NEVER PAMPED BEFORE ON MONDAY

OH BOY
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NO WE CAN'T END THE SPECIAL MILITARY COMBAT OPERATION OVER PERSIA! THIS IS NOT WHAT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE VOTED FOR!
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>>62868378

Does Iran know?
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MORE DATACENTERS!!!!
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Does this count as a victory for IRAN and a defeat for the USA?
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OIL BARRONS I'M GONNA THROW UP
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Buying Google on Monday
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>>62868373

They fucked up the mobile interface I know that.
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>>62868383
That literally does not matter libtard.
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>>62868364
based
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You had 3
THREE OPPORTUNITIES
to buy the generational low
You have nobody to blame but yourselves
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>>62868385
So Hinojosa just wants to fuck up data centers is all. Not ban them.
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>>62868385
>puru
>saxena
>genie
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>>62868336
Your (grand-)father looks like a bully victim.
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>>62868377
huh? how do they work? louvers?
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>>62868395
>generational low
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>>62868371

How many times can you be suckered by this.
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I'm feasting on multigrain toast with butter and vermont maple breakfast sausages. Mocha coffee for beverage. Life is good.
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>>62868309
Besded
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>>62868404
Breakfast sausage sucks. You should just eat italian sausage for breakfast because it tastes better.
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SPY BROS

ASSEMBLE
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CALL ME 'THE STRUGGLER'

CAUSE THAT UGLY BASTARD'S GOT HIS DICK ALL THE WAY UP MY ASS
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>>62868402
Yes
generational low
The AI data center play did not change at all in 24 hours
Retards panic sold and I bought your discounted bags
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>>62868400
No I mean I can but if I don't have my windows blocked even light from outside into my house hurts my eyes.
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>V recovery

How fucking boring, missed another generational bottom, I guess I'm gonna be sitting in the cuck chair with 50k cash, might as well DCA into 13 black on roulette
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MOTHER OF ALL RAPES AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
it was just an experimental short
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MY DONUTS ARE DYING!!! CHARLES BARKLEY HELP ME!!!!
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>Micron up 10%
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im such a pussy, i simply longed 2x etfs and NVDA in 2021 since i kept losing day trades, should i just throw 100 bucks in every paycheck to use as gambling money, its been years but i want to get back in the game
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bobos are getting heemed today, huh.
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Kek that SOXL poster with his 45 puts
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So should I buy soxl or not
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>>62868404
close your eyes, its a warm sunny day, the windows open, the curtains waving, but the wind isn't cold. smell that coffee. the room and this moment. is bright.
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>>62868408
The sweet-savory is a perfect compliment to the toast.
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>>62868416
t. Big ol woman
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>>62868427
My hot cum on your toast probably taste better
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>>62868412
oh i get it
i'm sorry it hurts
my eyes are colored like yours, when i looked up at the sun i used to sneeze and it told me when to snooze too
when did it start?
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>>62868424
I said. Buy it. It's going to 60 today.
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>>62868430
If you eat a diet of mostly fruits, it would probably be acceptable, but I'm sure you eat red meat and processed slop so get your dick away from my plate, faggot.
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This pic has never been more relevant.
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those big orders... the hedgies are back in.
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>>62868411
>and I bought your discounted bags

no you didnt
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I'm still bullish on AI but I'm not sure I bought the right ETF.
Is XAIX any good? Looks bad right now
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>>62868436
Faggot bobo
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>>62868433
>Enjoys the taste of cum
>Calls someone else a faggot
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there are niggers here that bought SOXS after 2 days of absolute drilling

the definition of buying high selling low
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>>62868435
An SPYI just flew over my house
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>>62868399
He was a fascist and fought very well during the war. I would go as a child to the village bar and everybody would say hi to me and say "his the grandson of ****"" and treat me very nice.
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here lies bobo
he never scored
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A VIX JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
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>>62868441
Fortunately I was only 10% in
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>>62868430
If you want a man or just think about a man eating your cum, that's also gay
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I bought this shit yesterday. I was really hoping it would tank to $30 so I could put in another 50k. Oh well.
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Leopold status?
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>>62868436
I'll admit i didnt buy enough thought we had one more blood day
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>>62868451
trASHed
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>>62868234
bearish but we might have a double top now that the market has sharted.
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They really did crash the market again just to wipe out Leopold

They really did that
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This is a suckers rally
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>>62868450
i would sell before close, the dump likely continues into next week
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>>62868265
no one cares if you think you're doing everything right. It's a shitty stock because hedge funds hate it and are shorting it because it "ran up too much this year". TheyHATE it when someone has growth potential.
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>>62868456
The goyim should know his place
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What are the goymin buying today?
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rally before doom
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PULL UP SPY PULL UP
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>>62868458
least delusional bear.
How are your puts doing anon?
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I'll only buy when soxl is 30 dollars
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>>62868456
They did it again
>>62868458
Oh dont get me wrong. We're trending downwards slowly like Octobear. But they just had to crash the market to liquidate one dude. Again.
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>>62868469
See you in 50 years
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>>62868460
dude hedge funds love it wtf are you talking about who do you think ran up the memory trade
it's been dumping all of Q4 because a lot of hedge funds close out positions to lock in their comp and maybe a couple of short funds playing negative momentum that's it
the market doesn't "love" or "hate" stocks it's just money moving around and commentators use sentiment to indicate things they have no access to data for
you're clueless
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ai niggers tongue my anus
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>>62868470
Well they also liquidated the 45 SOXL Puts faggot who boasted in here.
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I'm still angry about missing SOXL at $8.50. Imagine still being up 300%.
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>>62868456
and we will do it again.
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Wildly bullish umich numbers just dropped
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>>62868476
Just. Let him be poor. Lmao. Ai niggas win
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What's something that's cheap but has potential
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>>62868441
I just bought 100 stinky SOXS
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You ever get pissed off when you hear about a stock IRL? everytime i hear about palantir i get pissed off because i had a thousand shares at 22 dollars and panic sold it
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what will become more expensive?
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>>62868487
I just get irrationally irritated at people investing in dogshit companies. I do however try to not call them stupid and just nod and smile.
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>>62868488
things with demand that increase with increasing time i think
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soxl already going down again
it's over
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>>62868489
unironically a sign of low intelligence
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Bloody market is bloody going bloody down
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KEVIN DO SOMETHING HELP HELP HELP
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>>62868487
I heard about Bitcoin 12 years ago, understood the concept, thought it was gonna go up, but didn't do anything
I could be a millionaire today
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HOLD
DO NOT SELL SAAR
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>>62868489
My coworker is a bagholder for some robotics/defense company that aparrently is being shorted to hell
At least one of his others is a psychedelics/pharma play?
I dunno I don't ask details
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NEW BREAD

>>62868497

>>62868497

>>62868497

>>62868497
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why the fuck is it going down again????
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>>62868493
I rather just meet some boglehead and have a balanced discussion about the market instead of meeting someone investing in company Z just because he's stuck in some twitter cult.
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>>62868452
swear to god this general is full of teenagers.
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AAAHHHHHHHH
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>>62868041
based beyond belief. I'm a bonds chad tho.
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>>62868227
hmm
maybe there is trvth in snad madness
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i'm watching the market and letting opportunities pass me by.
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>>62868506
To punish the greedy who huff hopium thinking it would rebound so soon.

Look at deepseek and liberation day, and how long it took to scrape the bottom before reversing.
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>>62868377
Well dang sucks to be you m8. Eat some vit D supplement or some shits. Mental health is crucial for trading and investing
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Migrate

>>62868497
>>62868497
>>62868497
>>62868497
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>>62868377
I can't drink anything from plastic bottles without getting terrible diarrhea. sensitivity to plastic. i'm essentially allergic to it. one half a liter bottle of coke, and i'll be stuck on the toilet and in pain for a while.
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>>62868580
Don't buy supplements. Eat some delectable salmon cooked in an air fryer and pair it with a glass of milk. Harmonious combo of omega 3, calcium, and vitamin D.

Or since we're all poor now, canned salmon and eat the bones.
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>>62868606
i never understood how you fry with air. isn't it convection baking?
why can't i fry that stuff in the dish washer?



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