It's over Edition Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.youtube.com/@TopstepOfficial/streamshttps://www.youtube.com/@TradeifyTV/streamshttps://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62868497
Friendly reminder that I hate silver
Friendly reminder the SOXL 45 puts fag lost everything
>>62869113You're going to need that for your data centers, retard
the CEO of GRINDR is doing a AMA on /r/wallstreetbets jesus fuck what where they thinking
New thread New me
>>62869121They want people to gamble on gay sex
>>62869126>INO EARNINGSINO ANON WHERE ARE YOU?
>>62869109Friendly reminder the Chinese hate Data centers and they send shills here. Only small dicked CCP shills and brown retards think LLMs are dead end.
How is my portfolio still red. I haven't seen green in fucking weeks
I need some financial adviceIn theory, if one were to let a jew remove their foreskin as an adult because they suspect they have mild phimosis (Grade 4-5), would one be able to ask to take the foreskin home after?
>>62869113Fuck you too dorkI hope you own MCHP
>>62869113>>62869118Absolutely malding VB macro bulls
>>62869137Just buy SOXL
>>62869138You'll have to pay extra. They sell the foreskins to designer face cream manufacturers.
>>62869137The more interaction you have with baggie, the more the market gods will punish you o algo
>>62869138Ask your local rabbi. This is a jew free zone.
What companies are (you) researching and looking at for potential buys?
Crab day is inBoring
>>62869136What are they doing?Are they getting paid for watching ads?
>>62869136I'll never understand those setups when you can just use 1 PC and pop 900p android emulators instancesWhat the fuck is this shit
>>62869147Defiant gatekeeper is based desu
>>62869151Posting about how AI is about to turn the water brown on every social media site.
>>628691519000*
>>62869109sigh, everything's pumping, i could have made so much money. SERV is up 30%... fml
My mom just came home with two McChickens for me as a surprise we are so back bros
Bitcoin is getting fucked!
>>62869154He's too based for this world
>>62869153Why not?Windows has built in Virtual Machines, I can't imagine it would even be hard to do
>>62869149uranium
>>62869153Ive heard they like the phones for their own unique IPs.
>>62869165FEVER
>>62869155Reminder that the internet was still niche until the 2010s and the bubble burst in the 90s. Smartphones being cheap made the internet profitable. Likely its going to have to be hardware being cheap for AI to be profitable, so no ones gonna make money currently without government money.
>>62869161It is down $200.
kek soxl
>>62869159:)
>>6286917376k rejected
>>62869118What dte were his puts and when did he buy them?
>>62869159>go check MCD>massive pump in the past few weeksi was gonna buy bros....
>>62869159Good for you anon
>>62869140>Stack Silver!
>>62869179Today. Yesterday. Was up 5600%. Now it's nothing unless it hits 39
Ah yes, the calm before the storm.
>>62869183Containment thread, now.
>the stock market has increased by more than it did between 1996 and 2000 and is currently worth 240 percent of G.D.P., versus 160 percent at the peak of the dot-com bubble.
niggers tounge my anus
>>62869126>Monday reports on MondayListen here you funny fucks
>>62869189Bubble isn't anytime soon brah. Look at semis today. Booming.
is this the nigger pump?this is light skinned as fuck...dare I say octaroon levels of pumpage...maybe even a white jamaican lil pump
>>62869170You arr not wrong (your dates are fucked and I wonder how old you are), but your logics not wrong.Anthropic made 80% margins though. Now they are losing money, but its all on their game theory frontier costs. So they are at least in a position to decide how much money they lose.Top it off regulation can only help them with this, hence why they begged gor it 2 months ago.So I just see it as another casino, but one with 1000x payout if Kurzweils correct.
>>62869194wait for power hour. bears will KNEEL. +2% QQQ in 30 minutes into close
SOXL niggers tongue my asshole.
>>62869180This is the future I deserve
>>62869197This. So much this. Nothing but green from here
I done shorted MRNA
>>62869136Shalom!
>>62869189How long until we see a coalition of protesters in America like we are seeing in france? Like the Students have teamed up with the Unions, the Yellow Vests and the far left Antifa fags. It's like part of me thinks we could see that here, but the reason we don't is that we have too many people working, but if the unemployment got a little higher, there would be plenty of people to march around and burn shit.
>>62869193How is it doing for the week?
>>62869136I always wondered if there was some way to use Android processing to mine or some shit. Like if every phone was donated, running some Linux hacked shit and a peer-to-peer thing on top it could somehow mine Litecoin maybe. Then the ephedrine wears off and I don't care anymore some nerd should figure it out
>>62869121Lol. Anything good? I don't wanna open Le Reddit
it's over
where did all the good /smg/ posters go?
>>62869204Dario Amodei is as Protestant as apple pie. He practically looks like a Nazi ubersmensch poster.
>>62869215Which ones are you looking for?
Democrats probe my anus
>>62869215Sorry I'm working
>>62869214Probe them? Like with their cocks, cause if they do this it will fuck us all to fuck ahhh g_dddamn fucking dumocrats
wtf is this real???? why would zuck say that?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N30M-GAikY
surely this will drive down gas and grocery prices
>>62869194>tfw watched his gta 5 videos when i was a childLEEEEETS DO THIS MUTTS
>>62869136chink men gate to marry and creampie virginal, feminine qt's that look like this. watch anime with them too. maybe they're the real winners. should be bullish for china tbdesu.
>>62869196Facebook didnt really kick off til 2009ish or so and I see mass adoption of social media as the true normalization of the internet as before then its mostly research and niche interest focused. Before then the internet was largely a different place, arguably better.
So today is green and we expect a gigadump on Monday?
>>62869222Nigga my gas is $340
>>62869221freaky ahh lil boa
>>62869229Could also have a sour hour into the weekend.
>>62869207Probably. Every turd world pirate has mining malware on their potatoe.
>>62869229no reason not to be green unless bombing starts again
>>62869223lolwut I just googled charlie kirk nigger meme
Bulls trying to keep SPY at 1%https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHyNh-DECyE
>>62869229STFU this is a tiny baby pump compared to mondayI NEED TO BREAK EVEN
>>62869215Reminder that power hour anon killed himself yesterday and his mom posted on here to say goodbye.
>>62869241I choose to believe this
>>62869241Sad. He's missing an amazing pump soon
>>62869245SOXL 60 eod right?
Cool it's fucking going down again
nigga it's over
KO is killing it for me
>>62869121>>62869209From the Grindr AMA>The general expectation, I would say, is that gay men are going to adopt the tech (AI) sooner than others are. >Today, I am married to my husband and we have our two kids, the twiblings – so leading Grindr is very personal to me. >Grindr is definitely a massive work-hard, play-hard culture because Gays love to party, but they also work really hard and are super ambitious.
Come on NFLX do something!>pokes with stick
>>62869253>.33%GODS
WTFWT?!?!?!
what the fuck was that
SOXL will never hit 45 again kek
>>62869248>47 dollars rejected >46 dollars rejected >45 dollars rejected>He's still seething that I sold at a proffit.You love to see it.
>>62869252kek
>>62869257>>62869258
WTFWT
fuck
Oof
WHY DIDN'T I SHORT 30 SECONDS AGO AAAAAAAAAAA
ALARMIREN IS DUMPING
>>62869256That's respectable in today's jew market.
This is the fakeout shakeout then we nigger pump
HAPPENINGSPY IS ABOUT TO VAR SIMSON SELL SELL SELL
ORCL is once again a market catalyst
Everything is dumping! Sell sell sell NOW.
>>62869260Don't care. That nigga loses everything if it doesn't hit 40. What a retard
of course as soon as I long she fucking reversals. fuck this rigged ass shit, i'm going to go play games on candystand dot com
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWTF IS HAPPENING
Nigga it's gigaover>$MSFT | Microsoft Is Winding Down Its Oracle Deal To Rent AI Cloud Capacity
Who farted?
Its a bear trap for cocky bobos dont sell your shares of NASDAQ
Can we get 33 VIX today then 45/55 Monday Tuesday on Iran war restarting?Then bottom after SPX -9% in 3 days? Am I asking for too much?
>>62869280>shits been down since 2008Well fuck me, I can't even go play mini golf anymore. Fuck this shit.
ME HARDEYS
>>62869136Local models > data centers
this is madnessi can't take anymoregood bye
SIKE NIGGA U THOT
>>62869254>they also work really hard and are super ambitious.
>He believed the bottom was in>He didn't close puts from yesterday and open new ones.It's only gonna get worse every day from here
>>62869279Fucking kek
>>62869287you think this is going to be quick and painless, but I can assure you that it will not be quick and it's going to hurt. it's going to hurt a lot.
>>62869298>thuper
>>62869300Right?
i'm poor so I've only lost 500 bucks on this considering losing even more by buying up nvidia stocks with everything I have right now, surely it has to go back up right
>>62869306DUMPENING DUMPENING YEA
>>62869254BRO PLEASE TELL ME HE'S NOT JEWISH
I wonder if the twiblings have m.pox.Wait, no I don't.
Nothing burger. Soxl holding strong at 44
>>62869254>faggot nicknames his adopted children with a term similar to “twink”Revolting
>>62869314Why did we start letting faggots raise children?
>>62869241>Reminder that power hour anon killed himself yesterday and his mom posted on here to say goodbye.What did he say before leaving? What did the mom say?RIP fren
>>62869307The fucking idiot even bought in at 45 thinking it was going to pump more. Then smugly posted about it.
black women for David Soxl
>ELF +8%
You DID sell SOXL at 49, right, anon?
>BREAKING: California voters just passed Prop 37. Buyers of newly built homes can now put down 3% instead of 20%.>How: the state lends you the other 17% as a second mortgage, funded by up to $25 billion in bonds.>On an $800,000 home that's $24,000 down instead of $160,000.
>>62869315nigga its barely holding on
>>62869306Imagine all the warm milky I can suck right out of her boobas.
And if QQQ goes red today? It will be over for good?
>>62869270>huge sell orders at the same time on intel, coreweave, iren, ... another hedgie got liquidated?
>>62869325I was assured by baggies here that it was going to 60 eod
>>62869322why is she so greasy
>>62869330Yes if the magical milestone happens it changes everything
>>62869315>43.88 OH NO NO NO SOXL is getting fucked!
>>62869336moisturizing with white man semen
>>62869327>California voters
>>62869327Lmao how the fuck is that possible
>>62869336She recently received a creampie from a BWC
CLOSE THE MARKET
>>62869332>>62869283AI IS OBSOLETE
>>62869340holy facebook boomer pic
>>62869338>>62869328Just trust. We're mooning
>>62869324I'm taking my gains with that
>>62869327Dang, I wonder what happens if you come up with a scheme to hide the risk of putting people in houses they can't afford and making home buyers increasingly promiscuous to the point where you have strippers buying second vacation homes because, "Why not?" Maybe it will be different this time.>picnotrel
The fake nigger pump is fizzling out, as predicted
>>62869327Did these retards not learn anything from 2008?
>>62869327Looks like i'll get some bank short sales kn the near future. Ive been looking for a few rentals to rent to seething rentoid commies.
>>62869345I'm old not obsoletehttps://youtu.be/oyJwQvbTWZM?si=8ZEgZa2SSvJiAGgf
>>62869347I told you to wait and see numbnuts
>>62869327it's so tiresomewhy don't these idiots realize that to truly help people they need to bring home prices in line with incomenot put another turbo on the marketboth sides want housing to be cripplingly expensive anywayi hate having to view my house as an investment rather than where i live
I hate it guys, i really fucking hate it guys.
>>62869338>Chinkshit>No Sexual ContentVN looks like shit
>tradingagainstthetrendGODS
>>62869352No. They think their plans didn't work because bankers are greedy and made sub-prime mortgage holders not pay. Math is hard.
Fell for it award
do you niggers actually buy any stocks or do you just gamble on SOXL and SOXS every day?
There we go, we're back Thank G_D
fuck thisI ain't looking until it's glowing nuclear green
>>62869362It's actually not bad, it has a lovely story. >>62869366>Give money to niggers>They implode the economy Everytime
And then if Californians actually do manage to pay off both mortgages, they will automatically be locked into a reverse mortgage for their trouble.
>>62869370At this point until I have a sizeable lead again or find something with a nice trend yea
Back to 44. Wallah!
>>62869375>Excuse me Mister N Word but why you didn't pay your bill last month?
>>62869376QRD?
What is this SOXL retard thinking right now?
>>62869327What an incredibly Jewish scheme
>>62869382see >>62869327
>>62869370I also make sure to buy random non-tech stocks anime posters shill
>>62869383I'm thinking I'm making money soon and you're not. It's not going to 40 moshe
>>62869381>Shiiieeeetttt they finna take da house! >Das wacist!!
aaaaaaaand vallah
Lunch dip buyers assemble
>>62869273>SPY IS ABOUT TO VAR SIMSONFucking lmao
>>62869385oof
>>62869387Good luck lil bro lol
Being in cash while everyone else is freaking out is so comfy.
>>62869396>cashanddaytradingGODS
>>62869395It's right back up lil bro
oh no no no no no no this is not happening!!!!
>>62869396Put it all in CCOIRIGHT NOW
Looks like we're going back down again
>>62869398Your still in red lil bro
Was it a double scamwick?
>>62869396Put it in KO right now
How do YOU pronounce SOXL? Sox-el? Do you put the emphasis on the o or the e? Do you say the whole thing, like es-o-ex-el?
>>62869396samefinna put summa dat dere into chili cheese waffle fries, honey maple chicken tendies, onion rings, and a choccy oreo shake. i'm owed a big treat today
>>62869410One sound ssssoooxxxxxlll
>>62869410I do sox-el
>>62869327this sums up american liberal democrats almost perfectlyhave the government pay more in a retarded way, of course developers will use this to justify driving up prices of homes because they know the government will just cover it, and the result is you get a situation where homes still cost too much, but now the unnecessarily inserted government gets to stuff millions of dollars directly in corporate pocketsthis is also why liberal democrats hate socialists, because they are terrified of actual economic change that could seriously benefit the lower class, instead of just pretending
>>62869410Sock-sul and Sock-sis
>SMR maniaMeanwhile in China, there are now 2 SMRs in operation and 19 SMRs under construction - 18 HTGRs in 3 units, and 1 PWR in 1 unit.
My puts!! Ohh my puts!! Lmao faggot
>>62869410Without an E. Socks-LL, like you're about to start a second word with L, but don't. I guess maybe Socks əll.
>>62869410[Sucks-all]
>>62869410Sox-əl
>>62869417socks on and socks off*
>>62869420>BoboscummingFUCKINGGODS>>62869425Hot...
>>62869410Suck cocks l
>>62869396if you read these threads you would think SPY is going up and down by 20% every day
>>62869410I pronounce it Trash because it's fucking garbage.
>>62869327free house? sheeeeeeeeit don't mind if i do
>>62869401>>62869409Nah I'm out until the dust clears on this whole AI thing. Sure, I might be missing out on more profit, but I already made a ton in the past three years so I don't really care. If it really is a new paradigm as the AI fags say, then there'll still be plenty of money to be made in the next decade or two.
>>62869426Bobos rejected. Watch.
>>62869410sozzle
>>62869429QQQ dropped like 8% yesterday nigger faggot
>>62869438i dropped 8% of my dick in your mom last night and still bottomed her out
>"We can make everything a lot cheaper.">"Obama gave me a phone.">"Japan is full of tiny, oddly specific businesses run by one or two people. They survive because small spaces are cheap and enough people live close enough to walk in.">"Where’s my phone?"
>>62869432Good thinking, I pulled out all of my tech stocks 2 days before midterms and missed out on the massive dump so my wallet is relatively unaffected. KO so far is the only think that hasn't been a dumpster fire.
>>62869440lmao
SOXL GODS. SEMIS UP FROM HERE
founding fathers should have banned speculation in the constitution instead of pussyfooting about ityou all are mentally ill
>huge green day>still manage to lose moneyshould have bought in the AH yesterday instead of early premarket
>>62869448NIGGER YOU ARE CRABBING WITHIN 1%
>>62869440it's not nice to make fun of vaginismus it's a very real issue that many women face
>>62869449Congratulations on your win Tuesday night Tranny.
>>62869419one great leap forwardten great leaps back
>>62869448Should have sold at 48 lol
KILL SELLERS
>>62869457Why? It'll be back by Monday. It's not going lower than 43 at the worst today. Puts fags are finished. I will be correct
>>62869327you're saying i'll be able to buy cheap California real estate after the crash? based
>>62869411Got dang, homie eating like a king.
>>62869462*kisses you*
>GOOGI did not sell my giganigger crabgod avgo shares for this new king of crabs, when does it fucking niggerpump
>>62869460Maybe after a large enough earthquake you'll be able to afford a rubble filled lot.
>>62869411This meal would kill any European, based.
>>62869410I simply say David because I'm on a first name basis with him
>>62869465>I bought this top 10 company because I want it to pump btw
I'm not looking but just looking at soxl I'm guessing>mu under 700 again>avgo back under 300>sndk down under 800>my port: forever financially ruinedit's over (again)
>>62869410Sox-elSox-es
>wanting to live in California
>>62869459its going below 40 and crabbing there for the next 6 months minimum smigga
>>62869471You'll be surprised. We're mooning back to ath. God bless sir trump
>>62869470It pumped over 100% in 8 months last year
>>62869471YesYesNOMaybe
>>62869471I sold MU at 884, dodged a bullet lol.
i like this one. one crab goes this way the other crab go the other way
>>62869460But of course
Am i retarded? Why is nobody investing in american helium exploration companies? Several seem slated to actually be selling helium by q1 2027..... someone a lot smarter than me please tell me why i shouldnt invest... there is a massive shortage.
>>62869484Which ones
>>62869464This better be you
>average swing-trading godNo, fuck. Seriously. I need job now. :(((((((
>https://youtu.be/YB3XE8mWNF0YES YES YeS THERe HE IS
IBKR keeps trying to bait me>NVIDIA NOW TRADING CHEAPER THAN A TOILET PAPER COMPANY
>>62869421Me too brother
>>62869410Es-Oh-Ex-El
>>62869484Which one?
>>62869327kek you just know it will all go to illegals
>>62869484its called CVX, and theres a ton of CVX investors in here. they are normally called oil baggies though
>>62869370w-we gamble on other stuff too
>>62869490>43 minutesDo Zoomers really?
>>62869484>applying logic to clown marketthis is why you'll lose all your money
>>62869487Bsin...plsr...avanti.. all are american. Is the news of development and revenue incoming already priced in and I am the retard or are other people retarded?
>>62869196what a retarded chart
>>62869488I-I'm just a white guy....>>62869499*kisses you too*
>>62869370I'm all in at MU pc.
>>62869490That news has been repasted since the circle-financing claims. You just fell for clickbait again. It used to be more sophisticated in that they went into how every single one of that fag's failed ventures end with him getting a million dollars somehow. You don't want the bubble to 'pop' because wall that will happen is that WE will stop being able to profit.
>>62869474The only downside to California is the traffic, the spics and niggers, the chink communists and the complete lack of political representation as the result of open primary laws and ranked choice voting guaranteeing one-party rule forever, absurd income taxes, and the fact that anywhere more than twenty miles from the coast is a sandy, dusty, superheated desert.
STATUS REPORT
>>62869512SOXL GODS
>>62869476Not till you get down to a price in the tens or twenties first, and then it will be a long run-up to the next ATH.
>>62869136>hallo saardrawn to scams like flies to shit
>>62869512DAYTRADINGBUTSTILLLOSINGMONEYFORTHEDAYGODS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU MUST BURN TRILLIONS FOR THE CHATBOX GODNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, DON'T CALL OUT THE SCAMNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62869511You can easily say this about any major city, I used to live in NYC and after 2 years I wanted to kms. Houston is arguably the absolute worst city when it comes to traffic.
>FROG up 35%You did buy the official 4chan stock, right?
>>62869501Wars with no end in sight just more masturbation theatre.... data centers, medical and weapons all require it... just made the 20th critical material by the DOE.... i mean....how is this not an opportunity to make money?
>>62869506>>62869516What is this low IQ tranny discord?
