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another all time high for Coca Cola

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

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>>62869536
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I want another giga dump
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SOXL is getting fucked
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act on this information however you like
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were in save waters again?
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.
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>>62870044
It's time
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>>62870051
Yesterday was generational.
But it would be nice if we got a repeat next week.
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>>62870056
illegal immigration is powering the AI boom
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>>62870056
>we're the investor sell off phase before the giga pump
off anti ai fags wont like this one
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>>62870051
Because you’re gay and like being ass raped and never making money right anon?
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>>62870056
Low interest rates for the time vs high interest rates for the time
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IMMINENT BULL MARKET
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>>62870063
so we're going to giga pump under dumocrats?
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>>62870056
Softbank defaulting is just the end, bro. OpenAI done, Anthropic will cancel their IPO, it's game over. AI development will be set back another 10 years and nobody that invested in it will see a single cent back.
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>>62870056
what are those ratios, 27.5x and 151.7x?
Those don’t seem like P/E ratios?

if they’re not, then you just fucked around with some meaningless metrics
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>>62870071
Plug power still rolling lol
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>>62870075
its too early for bottom signalling
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>>62870071
>all those companies aside from the neo clouds and cisco
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>>62870067
>He can only make money in a bull market
>He doesn't know how to make money in a crab/bear market
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>>62870056
Really useless comparison because everybody was completely ignorant of the internet's potential at the time, where-as now everybody is oversaturated with tech shit and a lot more leery and skeptical.
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Cathie Wood made a notable shift inside ARK Invest's AI portfolio Tuesday, buying roughly $11.2 million of Palantir while selling about $3.5 million of Alphabet.

ARK purchased 63,638 Palantir shares on Nov. 3 after the stock slipped 1.65% despite reporting another strong quarter. At the same time, the firm sold 12,530 Alphabet shares, taking some money off the table after Google's parent had fallen nearly 14% since its earnings release.
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>>62870071
>nebius, coreweave, and cerebras have earnings next week
DANK
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>>62870075
isn't Softbank like the inofficial sovreign wealth fund of Japan
it will never be allowed to fold
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Oil stocks didnt move AT ALL today. If this isnt sus as fuck. This weekend shit will blow up
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>>62870067
Read the room retard
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>>62870086
IREN just raped estimates. Besides garbagewave they will probably do good.
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this market is shit
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>he panick sold like an emotional bitch instead of holding

ishiggitydittly hope you fags didn't do this.
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chaos means opportunity. remember your training, chuddys.
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>>62870090
The Jews are planning something I know it.
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>>62870088
Where do they get the money from?
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>>62870056
Internet is still overvalued today, AI is however very undervalued right now
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>>62870083
tamate!
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>>62870090
Nobody wants to continue the war it's over for oil bro.
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>>62870094
i didn't open my porfoilo yesterday simply because i made the password so long its annoying to type out
this is my trick to never panic sell
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>>62870081
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>>62870088
Lol, Japan is legitimately fucked
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>>62870094
Smart people sold weeks ago it was obvious there will be post elections dump. The question is when post elections pump will start.
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>>62870094
I sold SOXL at the perfect time
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SOXL POLL
>SOXL POLL
SOXL POLL
>SOXL POLL
SOXL POLL
>SOXL POLL
SOXL POLL
>SOXL POLL
https://strawpoll.com/GeZARJlqkyV
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>>62870104
Anons unironically think this is the bottom XDXDXDXDXD
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Okay baggies, I need you to FOMO into stinkdisk on margin so that I can get another short entry.
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>>62870084
I think it also shows how many people were already loaded into tech indices.
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based IREN saving america
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>>62870081
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
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Imagine believing that we won't get a Santa Cruz Rally this year.
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>>62870109
AI bubble 2.0 is going to be lit senpai
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>>62870097
japanese savers and zaibatsus
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>>62870109
its time to buy
remember buffetGODS wisdom
''when theirs fear the streets go all in on SOXL with margin''
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>>62870117
>>62870104
they're gonna have to sell their nipponussy to china at this point.
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What kind of retard holds SOXL over night?

You dumb fucks know leveraged ETFs are more expensive to balance in times of volatility right?
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>>62870110
I'm expecting bottom next week actually. But it will pump hard after that. Tech is still doing great and if Nvidia report destroys skeptics it will all soar again. And next Starship test looks like it could be a 100% success that opens mass production.
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>>62870104
their money isn't worth shit anyway
that's probably like a million dollars
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>>62870084
skeptical that they are willing to take on debt and expect it to be paid back by 2030?
Companies follow trends, people get fired for not following the herd
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>>62869998
I think my average was ~7200 each, I bought 5 and sold them for 27900
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Alright I'm off to run errands.

Reminder and public service announcement that you should not trust anything said or written by anyone who calls you 'bro' in this thread or elsewhere. That is all.
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I need every day for the rest of the month to be like today.

is that too much to ask?
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>>62870123
Are you still a jannie?
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>>62870128
whatever dude
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>>62870071
>Inovio
Going to seethe every time I see that name for the rest of time
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>>62870130
No I work in printing now. I'm going to get a massive bonus at Christmas but I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG!!!!
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>>62870056
FUCKING RETARD
YOU ARE STUPID
FUCKING FUCKING RETARD

WHAT ABOUT MY SCALE DISTORTED CHARTS WHERE I COMPARE A LINEAR SCALED CHART AGAINST A LOG SCALE CHART? YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE WHEN YOU COMPARE SCALE DISTORTED CHARTS THEY'RE THE EXACT SAME. THE EXACT SAME YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT

NIGGER JEET RETARD JEW
I AM WAY SMARTER THAN YOU
BROWN HANDS MADE THIS CHART
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>>62870123
Sorry, I don't have cash app, best I can do is mail you a check.
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you have 26 minutes to buy oil. If shit blows up tomorrow you will regret not buying
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>>62870111
Kek. Stuff isn't high enough to buy puts on. But not low enough to buy calls on either. Fuck I shouldve bought way more puts on Monday. I already sold them for a 1000%+ return. If I went all in Id have enough to just neet for years and years
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>>62870137
shit will blow up tomorrow but there will be a peace deal by Monday so..
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>>62870136
Don't play game with me barrel belly. You still owe me a job after all.
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everyone knows this is a dead cat bounce so whats the possibility that it isn't? I mean dropping 30% on nothingburger news is kind of ridiculous. people still will want to buy semis.
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>>62870137
>>62870141
Postponed until monday and/or next weekend.
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>>62870134
What brand?
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>>62870145
Idk if true
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>>62870123
You're real uppity for a poorfag
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>>62870142
he looks like Zelensky
lmao
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>>62870142
>Barrel Belly
Man I was going to just give you $500, and you want to act like this? Fuck off I hope I don't see you for another 4 months.
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>>62870122
iran talks are going good. i don't think they'll dump unless we don't get a nuclear deal.
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>>62870135
SEE?
THEY'RE THE SAME
THE FUCKING LINES LINE UP ARE YOU STUPID OR WHAT
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i built my own makeshift soxl etf. just took a few hundred clicks. now, i can play with you burger kids.
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>>62870135
>MY SCALE DISTORTED CHARTS WHERE I COMPARE A LINEAR SCALED CHART AGAINST A LOG SCALE CHART
now hes getting technical
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>>62870075
on the contrary, this will catapult AI development forward. right now AI is being held back by four horsemen:
>niggervidia
>the brownthropic & openanus duopoly
>(((neocloud))) landlord startups
>AI vaporware merchants like oracle and palantir
together it's just a circular investment bubble surrounding extremely limited and inefficient technology. get rid of these clowns and it's smooth sailing looking forward
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>>62870159
Kino
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>>62870159
i panic sold
its over were all going to fucking die in 2 weeks
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>>62870056
>>62870135
>>62870158
THE SIGNALS ARE CONVERGING
>THE SIGNALS ARE CONVERGING
THE SIGNALS ARE CONVERGING
>THE SIGNALS ARE CONVERGING
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>>62870148
What brand of what? We do all kinds of print work.
>>62870154
NIGGA I'M BROKE! And to make matters worse, I hit the slots last night to try and recoup some money and ended up losing $300.
>>62870156
Fuck you, i'll let the general be the judge. Pic related.
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>>62870161
Lol
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>>62870129
Veterans' rally into turkey rally into Santa rally. It's possible.
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>>62870171
I don't think that is how you're supposed to use the gan fan scoops.
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>>62870163
AT LEAST I'M NOT A RETARD THAT THINKS CHARTS SHOULD BE THE SAME SCALE
COMPARING LINEAR AND LOGARITHMIC CHARTS SPICES THEM UP
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bull markets are better for common folk who just buy and hold to save for their retirements.
bear markets are only good for degenerate gamblers who like to risk it all with borrowed money because they're greedy fucks
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Some retard actually bought my SPYM 93C options expiring next month

Im gonna celebrate with a chik fil a feast
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Firefly up 36%. Goddammit I almost bought them yesterday...
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>>62870172
That was the day I got my cat. =D
I think I lost weight since then, and I traded that vette in for a blue one.
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>>62870183
Damn it, I should have bought.
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>>62870159
You know you can buy the equivalent of SOXL on EU markets, right?
In fact, the exact "SOXL" ticker on London is even more degenerate, as it's a 4x leveraged ETF.
3x on Amsterdam, Milan, and so on.
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>>62870172
>NIGGA I'M BROKE! And to make matters worse, I hit the slots last night to try and recoup some money and ended up losing $300.
You better be joking you retarded fuck
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>>62870172
No way schaffer drives a vette that makes too much sense
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>>62870056
what a genuinely pathetic bubble.
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>>62870171
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>>62870056
It's a fucking nothing burger lol
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>>62870065
or
Investors are just way more skittish and trying to 'buy the dip' on 'theoretically great' stocks like IREN has totally ruined my year.
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>>62870194
they're really strict in the algorithms on bubbles these days. silver bubble got btfo really quick too.
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>>62870187
That cat has like a human face. It scares me.
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>>62870056
>Two exponentials look alike
Omg wow thanks for the info
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>>62870138
VIX is high.
Sell spreads nigga.
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>>62870192
I'M NOT JOKING!!!! AND AT ONE POINT I WAS UP $200 BUT I WAS ON A ROLL AND DIDN'T WANT TO STOP!!! GIVE ME MONEY NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
WATYA:
>BUYAN
>SELLAN
>HODLAN
>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
>LISTENAN
>READAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN
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>>62870098
>actually doctom is STILl overvaued
>but Openai should be 10 trillion
big if true.
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i cant believe it took me 6 years to figure out john was posting a vtuber
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bears becoming literal furries
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>>62870044
>sold half my portfolio this morning and basically broke even, lost maybe 80 dollars of real money
>plan to use the money to buy the dip on Monday, then just VT and chill

Is this retarded for a normie investor?
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>>62870164
What AI needs to do is be useful enough I can start an entire business around it.
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what’s for lunch traders?
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why does this guy keep posting an anime milf?
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>>62870149
well if they're derisking this aggressively then it's hard to be bullish
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>>62870171
YOU DUMB FAGGOT
YOU THINK THIS HAS ANYTHNG TO DO WITH TA VOODOO LOL

ONLY A WHITE MAN COULD APPRECIATE THIS CHART
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That desperation to save the 27000, exactly like yesterday. Might stay over it this time though.
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>>62870145
>people still will want to buy semis.
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>>62870201
Most likely because human hands have been msotly relegated to management rather than hands on, the algorithms are set to panic sell at the first sign of trouble so things never actually truly BUBBLE

so it's probably actually impossible to get the magic 100x in stocks now, everything after 2020 has made it impossible to make it. I was born too early to be a teen experiencing the tate crusade against whores and born too late to be a 55yo gen x software engineer.
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I went half in yesterday while you boys were panicking. Feels good.
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>>62870214
Sex Robot Brothels!
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>>62870215
>$750 spins
what an absolute unit
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>>62870209
I also wish I had bought the shipping futures stock 8 mmths ago

>>62870211
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soxl really is the volatility king
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>>62870224
The hardware, yes. So many tasks are getting automated nowadays that you will need AI to stay competitive. Even your smart car will need a GPU.
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>>62870235
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>>62870229
robot brothels already exist in low tier form. Post 2027 is going to lit as fuck.
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>>62870158
>2023 - now
LMAO cope
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just made some ramen for power 10 minutes
please pump
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>>62870238
I would unironically kms if this was me
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>>62870241
I SAID THAT FAGGOT
THEY'RE THE SAME EXACT CHART
THE SAME THING
RETARDED NIGGER
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>>62870245
I am having a deja vu moment rn
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>>62870238
what magic number was he going to sell at? 30 million? 50 million? 100 million?
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>>62870145
>nothingburger news
Greg Abbott lost in texas, and there were some big data center plans in texas.
I think they also elected a shitlib to the attorney general role too.
Perhaps democrats also retaking the senate (on top of the house, which was expected) added something too.
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>>62870238
At some point you gotta cash out one mil as an insurance policy come on...
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>>62870249
0 million
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>>62870238
Not selling at even 10m is peak retard.
You could have just retired on SGOV at that point.
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people are letting their personal politics and feelings muddy their trading ability, AI is the future, just buy, there is no ''bubble'' we aren't going back to 2019 when we had to write long ass essays BY HAND, AI allows the average joe to learn new things everyday in a way that was impossible not even a decade ago, stop trying to stop the AI tsunami just because you cant afford a new gaming pc
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>>62870238
this is from reddit
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>>62870211
She's not just a vtuber, she my wife.
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>>62870256
No shit Sherlock
4chan doesn't have big money were all midwit six fig niggers
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>>62870249
its magic money for sure
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>>62870255
Shut up retard
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SOUR
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>>62870249
it has to be fake. He claims to have started with 250k and worked his way up to a million and then it took off to 27 million. I'm never anywhere near that lucky, it's not possible for a person to make 30 million bucks and spend 6 months refusing to sell while it bleeds out to below where he started.
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flash crash
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>>62870255
This
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NIIIIIIIIIIIIGGERRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>Moderna finally made positive $0.34
:OOOOOOO!!! Time to dump everything and buy.
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KEVIN WHAT THE FUCK
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>>62870238
What happened here?
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>>62870241
Hypothetically true but if you zoomer out and redraw the lines, this becomes the first selloff before an even bigger pump to 1300.
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>>62870255
but there IS a bubble, it's not an "AI bubble" it's a "bad AI bubble"
if we weren't held hostage by a handful of dogshit meme companies, not only would hardware be affordable, but the models would be even better. microjeet, intel aviv and even fucking IBM have been cooking (as has been google assuming quantum computers even exist and aren't a psyop)
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Extremely impotent nigger pump for today. All of you bull(shitter)s know that the rally is over and this shit will suffer another mini-crash at the slightest hints of bad vibes.
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>>62870211
You should feel proud of yourself
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its not stopping here
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>>62870270
look AI isn't some 10 trillion dollar industry, it's going to be like a 400-500 billion dollar industry and for this reason, everything has to come down from their fucking blown out valuations.
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>>62870266
mrna and sandisk have the same mcap now but sandisk has 10x the earnings and will double by next year KEK
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STOP THE COUNT
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>>62870262
some people are just super addicted to risk. it's in their genes. 99% of them fail but the 1% will succeed.
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>>62870267
your power hour copium isnt working, this dump is all your fault
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>>62870268
Looks like he did a full-port bought and held SOXL for the whole year.
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"The newspaper reported that an Iranian political journalist said officials had been told at a recent briefing that a US nuclear strike on the heavily fortified Pickaxe Mountain site was being seriously considered."
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>>62870255
the internet was much more important than AI and that didn't stop it from developing a bubble
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Man that 27 000pts sure is something
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>>62870262
Survivorship bias
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DING DING DING DING DING

soxl chads:
how did this week go?
what are your plans for next week?
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if it did me one little solid and pumped with the market here I would have gotten out. I never get that 'little luck'.
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How is ORCL green? Isn't their MSFT deal falling through one of the reasons people are selling today?
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We survived the flash dump
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DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
How did it go this week!?!?
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>>62870285
Naw that's like winning the lottery and being broke again after a year because you spent it all on camwhores and shit. That's stupid and fake.
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>>62870271
I feel like you think you have a point, but the real point is we are the choppy crab gods slave.
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>>62870292
-8% today
-20% for the week.
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>market closes while watching stock value
>pico second giga dump before coming back up
What was that!?
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>>62870287
FUCK. YOU.
>>62870292
+1,07%
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>>62870292
Up 2%. How did you do friend?
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>>62870292
Today: +0.89%
This Week: -6.30%
This Year: +12.94%
From Peak: -13.85%
12 Months: -2.01%
still a pretty deep hole
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>>62870292
+1.08

Would have been better until that little mini dump at the end.
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>>62870292
+1.44%
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>>62870292
+3.21%
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>>62870292
DING DING DING DING DING
How did it go today?!?!
How did it go this week!?!?
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>>62870282
>would rather get nuked than just give orange man what he wants
Venezuela could never.

>>62870287
Drinking
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>>62870282
This would be such kino. What a way to close out our 250th birthday.
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>>62870287
Up $1000 on soxl today. Can't believe imma hold this this over the weekend
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>>62870103
Wow. An AI edit of my AI edit. Bullish for semis.
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>>62870269
Banks, Bonds, and Credit default swaps are screaming.
You can ignore it if you want but it's all coming down
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>>62870298
algorithms trading at the speed of light (literally)
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>>62870094
Why market scurred? Should human not be investing in tasty treats??? Asking for a friend. https://youtube.com/shorts/HOmEoP2B9g0?si=bcnf2vpcDzfTkuiu
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>>62870312
yeah but what if none of that matters and it shitpumps again huh?
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>>62870312
this guy bought and held BBBY to cancellation LMAO
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im too scared to open my portfolio
its SSO QLD and NVDA
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>>62870283
The "internet" was basically just aol who had no chance to survive being the lowest quality dial up and a paid glorified instant messenger
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>>62870281
Damn, that nigguh could have taken an exit pump at 14 mil and handed 5 mil to a money manager and still had 10 mil to lose with retarded gambles.
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>>62870292
+1.95% (+$49,535.02)
Down 247k yesterday so this is straight bullshit!
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>>62870312
Priced in
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>>62870292
+2.77%
i legit dont care anymore lol it's over.
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>>62870312
are you forgetting what happens(ed) everytime this happens? ill give you a hint, it has something to do with a printer
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>>62870292
good day, awful week.
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chanpad-36730d
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>>62870292
>How did it go today?!?!
+2.35%
>How did it go this week!?!?
about minus 8%
>slurp of the week
NVDA @ 182.75 at yesterdays close
>baghold of the week
i will be buying 400 shares of MU @ $795 Monday
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>>62870292
+0.15%
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>>62870325
Don't worry anon, Anthropic will save us next week.
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>>62870312
and when anthropic goes to the moon ?
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>>62870106
>Smart people sold weeks ago it was obvious there will be post elections dump. The question is when post elections dump will start.
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>>62870044
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if anthropic doesn't ipo its over
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>>62870292
>ups syndrome 0.87%
>this week downs syndrome -1.12%
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I'm not fucking looking!
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>>62870337
time to inverse smg
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>>62870327
Running the printer when none want bonds means hyperinflation. I guess the line does technically go up in that case.
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>>62870292
i panic sold end of day
100% cash again
standing by for cheapys
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>>62870334
>when anthropic goes to the moon ?
lycos
altavista
openai
anthropic
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>>62870292
>+2.41%
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sorry I had diarrhea thats why the market dumped it should go back to normal now
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>>62870252
This. There is a certain price where I don't care how much higher it could potentially go, I am cashing out and making sure that money doesn't ever get risked on gambling again.....unless we get a 2020 or 2025 dump, then I'll risk some of it....some only not all of it.

>>62870254
At $10m I could literally leave it as cash in robinhood and make $300k a year. That's more than some doctors make in a year! Why!!?!?!!?!?? Reeee why can't it be me who does the one trade that pushed me to $10m or even just $1m????

>>62870292
Terrible. If I went all in on those puts Id have been a millionaire. Instead I am still poor and need a job. Also my favorite non semi stocks seem to do quite well and not losee as much money. Also one of my favorite stocks, had I just bought and held months ago would've gotten me over a 2x, I'd be at 200k+ right now instead of in 5 figure hell.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHEN WILL I FINALLY GET ENOUGH MONEY TO BE FREE OF EVER WAGING!!!!!
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>>62870325
Yea, Im kind of there. Nov 16th for Anthropic than fuck it. I should ignore the market, put this energy into bagina wrangling, check back in around March. Hopefully AGI gay space communism by than.
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>>62870115
>Santa Cruz Rally
named after General Andrés de Santa Cruz, Supreme Protector of the Peru-Bolivian Confederation`?
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im 30 years old
i have 20 grand
i need to make a million dollars in two years
give me THREE stocks
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>>62870344
Lycos and alta Vista at no point were considered leaders. Most people use Google or yahoo back then and nearly everyone I knew used google.
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>>62870352
SOXL
Nvidia
DOGE
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>>62870343
Damn nice. That's big enough portfolio to not worry about needing to time the absolute picobottom. Could even just neet while waiting for better and/or stable prices.
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>JUST IN: Anthropic plans to IPO before thanksgiving at $1.5 trillion valuation, FT reports.
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>>62870352
soxx on leverage to quadruple your money in a month
then soxl to 10x it in a year
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>>62870352
The best lottery ticket is QTEX but be prepared to baghold and lose half along the way. Still no better lottery ticket
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>>62870292
+3.85%
A little disappointed, it would have ended lower but Gold and Silver have been pumping for a week straight now.
I expected more from TTWO today, but Moderna loves me at least.
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why the fuck is it going sideways???? is it gonna pump? is it gonna crash? the anticipation is killing me
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HGRAF up 20% today. Where are the haters/misogynists now?
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>>62870363
soxs* on leverage
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>>62870365
SOXL?
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>>62870352
SOXL will 50x
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>>62870368
I bought at the picobottom but sold when it went up 10%. That recovery was crazy.
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>>62870365
QTEX is a cult stock. Don't touch that shit
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>>62870361
They are still following through? Based, cant wait to buy up that shit
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>>62870321
I would buy this product if it were real
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>>62870352
SOXL is basically three stocks
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>>62870361
good luck with that
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>>62870365
lol alright, I don't believe you.
I bought 5, screencap this, it will get delisted and you'll owe my $5.
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>>62870377
>not owning a 3D printer to printslop biz memes
Actually.. maybe I should buy a printer lol
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>Massive 5% dump
>Expecting significant rebound the next day
>Barely over 1% and dumps into close

Its never been so over
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>>62870361
Sure it will
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>>62870353
>Lycos and alta Vista at no point were considered leaders.
They were both bigger than google during the .com boom. Go look it up. When were you born? I have t-shirts older than you.
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>>62870383
plyometrics will kick your ass
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>>62870385
I wouldn't want it to be some plastic crap
I'd want it to be a rubbery squeezable stress toy
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>>62870292
+5.1% today
-20+% for the week (I don’t want to know the real number)
At least I had some fun shitposting with you fellas
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>>62870292
+1.5%
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>>62870352
Valero, Lilly, Nebius. Rotate between them. Trade daily. Don't hold for over a day unless you know exactly what you are doing (protip: you don't). One of these is almost certain to be up when the other two are down.
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>>62870386
Yea, but Friday before the new moon (perfect bombing time). Its not bad. Not good, but not bad. Monday will enlighten us.
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>>62870141
A peace deal when jupiter is conjunct mars in the fire sign leo? You are suffering delusions if you think the market is not at it's most volatile and one small event will trigger a tsunami of mumu blood which will stain this board for months if not years to come.
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>>62870365
I put $10,000 in and I’m still waiting
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>>62870191
thanks for that, expert. not on my broker. i'm lacking some of the aggregate ones. i have ones for all the major burger companies though.
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>>62870398
Mercury in retrograde, xister...
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>>62870384
>>62870365
Arsehole
I looked them up and it's a company of Poos and their Chief Technology Officer is a woman.
Sold my 5 shares immediately.
Why'd you do that to me?
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>>62870390
Hmm, so we need a CNC machine to cut out a mould to pour the rubber into
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>>62870401
IBKR borde väl ha några hävstångs ETF:er? EU-varianterna då.
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>>62870352
SOXL
SOXL CALLS
SOXL LEAPS
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I'm pulling my cock and hoping th
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The market is supposed to be something you put 100k at the start of the year and forget about it and then it turned into 600k 10 years later, not a glorified rigged casino simulator of insiders dumping and pumping to keep the retards bagholding.
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>>62870405
>it's a company of Poos
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>>62870409
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>>62870413
the market is supposed to be a market
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>>62870416
Forgive me m'lord. Won't happen again.
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>>62870367
Dumping postponed till 8pm EST Sunday
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>>62870423
Kek. Im just jealous of all the blonde women.
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>>62870405
They have the best cryogenic cooling solution for quantum on the market and it's not even close. The only thing left is execution which is critical and the risk. They have a real, tested and professionally vetted product. They have a defense contract with Israel. They're very real
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>>62870413
>1pbtid
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>>62870432
Super Intelligence is going to make quantum obsolete.
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
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>>62870397
>Insiders giga dumped because they found out shits going down this weekend in Iran
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>>62870422
The correct way of looking at it is for a market to function and be effecient is it has to be transparent and theer has to be no disparity intrinsic to it favouring insider knowledge or the fucking market does not function in setting prices and money walk away from it because it is corrupt broken and bent, see spacex and anthropic and openai and the .com IPOs
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Guys why is SMG like 80% of this boards posts?
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>>62870434
Maybe so but there will be a lot of money to be made on quantum along the way
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>>62870432
HOLY FUCKING CULT SPEAK. Every single cult stock is the same kek
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>>62870432
The Chief Financial Officer rugged the company SIX TIMES right after the IPO like a fucking shitcoin
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>>62870442
We're going to find out on a conference call that a top quantum company tested their product and it's legit after which it will blow up
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>>62870438
Thats what everyone said last friday
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>>62870432
My gf is real she just goes to a different school
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>Iran distributes iodine tablets amid fears of possible US strikes on nuclear sites: Report
>Iran is distributing iodine tablets to communities near its nuclear facilities as it prepares for the possibility of US strikes, The Times of London reports, citing an Iranian Health Ministry official.
>The newspaper reported that an Iranian political journalist said officials had been told at a recent briefing that a US nuclear strike on the heavily fortified Pickaxe Mountain site was being seriously considered.
Umm...I thought the rumors of a nuclear strike were just Tucker Carlson making shit up.
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>>62870440
Maybe 80% is too high but sarely as long as the market is open its way over 50%.
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>>62870434
Super intelligence doesn't exist and won't exist within the next 10 years.
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>>62870413
LOLOLOLOLOLO
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>>62870441
What about Super Quantum Intelligence? We can integrate the SI agent into someones body via Neurolink and upload the entire internet directly into their brain.
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>>62870350
Anon, that's Jerry Seinfeld.
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>>62870434
>Super Intelligence is going to make quantum obsolete.
Both are far behind warp quasar super sentience dimensional phaseshift positron giga awareness invest in it via ticker PLOP
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>>62870439
SpaceX IPO was transparent. Anthropic and OpenAI are honest about their returns. What are you talking about?
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>>62870402
Venus, Mercury, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune are retrograde also. The markets are so easy to predict.
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>>62870451
Extremely bearish news! Hope it comes to pass just because I want to watch the world fucking burn!
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>>62870444
I wouldn't buy them then either. We didn't know their product yields nor had their product been tested both of which we know now
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>>62870440
Israeli demotivational bots
Chinese anti-democracy and capitalism bots
Australian shitposters
Jeet scamposters

Only the white man is able to have honest discussion about the market.
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>>62870442
i remember those fusion energy penny stocks that were being shilled here a lil while ago... absolute bullshit cult speak.. ppl fall for it though it sounds 'clever'
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>>62870455
You're in a quantum state the only thing left is to turn it into gains
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>>62870451
Where do you think they got the info
Are you stupid
They have internet in Iran, stupid
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>>62870444
This will be me when my startup goes public
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>>62870432
What is this salesman speak lmao
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>>62870461
Not gonna happen, I'd bet my nutsack and all my gold no nuke is intentionally detonated in a war, ever again.
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>>62870473
>not r18
Guess its not worth my time
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I desire to rape females
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>>62870455
the agentic warp drift giga intelligence framework has greater phasar locking. I use it for homemade pasta recipies but it keeps forgetting the garlic becuase I can't afford enough quasar. You can invest in its IPO right now my sending me some of your money via teleporter, This will change everything once it actives generalised posotronic drift and I can get the excel macro on the right vector cell It might cure cancer or destroy us all though. Who really knows? I don't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMK9AphfLco

Maybe it is already sentient.
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>>62870416
>latinx
How young? :DDDD Ven aquí. guapo. Tengo viagra.
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>>62870477
>jeW id
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>>62870451
I highly doubt Iran has the intelligence to sniff out any reliable information. Much less about nuking.
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>>62870287
I am extremely disappointed that you posted the thumbnail instead of the full thing.
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>>62870465
To be fair Qtrex is just claiming that they have a really good way to make specialized cables, not that they’re going to usher in a golden age of unlimited energy production. I still don’t know if they’re legit but the claim is a lot easier to believe.
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>>62870477
That would be a golden ray of sunshine for sure. Heart to heart, you're a gambler I'd trust with my very own nutsack. I mean that.
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>>62870473
The have the best product on the market which you will probably find out about on their earnings call on the 19th which will send them to the moon in spite of poor earnings
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>>62870459
>SpaceX IPO was transparently ridiculous
The sec filing was a brochure of grok generated pictures of spaceships and a warning that a mars colony might not work.
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>>62870492
code?
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>>62870492

NEW

>>62870495
>>62870495
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>>62870501
based
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>>62870501
This might be like a top 10 all time /smg/ post.
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>>62870499
No one bought SpaceX because of the Mars colony. People bought it because it clearly stated that Indices would be buying it as well. They were nice enough to state it in clear terms, and I made a lot of money off it.
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>>62870501
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>>62870509
best 4chan webm ever
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>>62870510
>No one bought SpaceX
You found some truth entirely by accident. Scary are you AGI or are you agentic? Will you destroy us all or just misidentify cheeses based on reddit cheese loves old posts? Who knows we are in a new era which might be infinite possibilities or it might be like terminator 2 with dildos. Send sam alman your money in a stampted addressed evelope and maybe one day you may know.
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>>62870525
You have terrible reading comprehension, no wonder all you paid attention to were the pictures kek.
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>>62870352
>>62870410
>>62870238
the one thing about this- it isn't that he 'just bought soxl' this nigga had to have been leveraged. Because 806k would only be like 5 million at the top, 27.6 million means he was 18x leveraged.
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>>62870531
It was better than the grok generated text for sure stuffed with unaudited random numbers and nonsense about mars coolonies and a footnote about how it was all another scam GPU landlording shell move to pay off elons grok bill by renting groks brain space to any fool that migt pay..The underwriters were the same people elon owed 20 billion to by the way
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>>62870477
if nukes were 'used' people would realize they're not real

>>62870444
>brown person name
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>>62870531
>pic related begining to hit hard
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>>62870550
so what? if you're saying they're corrupt then I agree. if you're saying they're nontransparent then that's a lie.
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>>62870585
>if you're saying they're nontransparent then that's a lie.
who were the 'secret' underwriters on spacexs IPO? Never happened before. Sec is an empty room with an LLM making pasta recipies missing garlic and a shredder.
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>>62870425
This is a meme for the gold bubble and it has a blue archive girl and blue archive SUCKS
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>>62870209
I still think about how I was sleepy. I wanted to get drunk but I dont trade when drunk. But I do when sleepy. But sleepy and drunk is the same thing. Then I walked right into a bad trade and now it's worse. I should have gotten drunk. Only invest when you're on adderall.
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>>62870447
Elections over and with impeachments all but guaranteed there's little incentive to hold back at this point



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