Rough weekEveryone feeling fine, edition?>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/Previous>>62871277
SOMEONE DO SOMETHINGG
>>62872275You're right. This is a Blue board. Blue wave, Blue politics. Bigotry has no place here.
Are were in safe waters again?
what do you think would perform well in a bear market these days
OK lets settle this once and for all!Are we going up, or down on Monday?
>>62872307You know the drill, pump on extended market hours to strangle the weekened bears and THEN dump to rape the top buyers... And everyone still holding longs in this climate.
NWORDDDDDSSSS!!!
>>62872319Shorts
>>6287230716% it will go worst.
>>62872319there can only be one answer
Karp immediately bends the knee to our new progressive overlords to secure them government gibs
>>62872335kekis this satire?
>>62872323>>62872324Hopefully this so that I can buy in. Quick lil leverage wipe to clean the slate before recovery would be nice. I think people piling into late shorts will get rekt.I need to set some limit orders
>>62872334NBIS/CRWV/CBRS dump please
>>62872334I don't recognize any of these aside from cisco, the neoclouds, and the quantum scammers.
>>62872323Monday is up so that they can squeeze every buyer once corewave crashes the tech market for the rest of the week
>>62872341I'm chillin' 100% in cash myself. Nearly every single one of my shorts caused near 50% rallies.
>>62872307no lol it can easily dump again if institutions need to derisk again.
>>62872345noodles and company?
>>62872338no, they are dead serious
>>62872356Physiognomy is real.
>>62872345SEA is one im expecting.
>>62872323I see the pattern of an upward staircase but I'm not optimistic because panicfags keep dumping.
>>62872307;∆)
>>62872319brown liquids
Come on Donnie, one last hurrah. One last SMO. Just pump my oil bags one more time. Drop the MOAB.
>>62872370>>62872319Always brown liquids. Here's my favorites.>KO>COKE>COP>MPC>KMB>PMPlease feel free to suggest any of your favorite brown liquid stocks.
>>62872335trump is still the president; he's the one who can cut the contracts. And for Karp, he has always claimed to be a socialist and profoundly anti nazi. He went to Germany to do his PhD where he studied marx, hegel, ... He's a true intellectual. He's persuaded that we have to prepare for a total war against china, iran and Russia. He called to vote against Trump multiple times. You would make an error to believe he is pro republican or pro dem, he's neither.https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/nov/18/fear-really-drives-him-is-alex-karp-of-palantir-the-worlds-scariest-ceohttps://kristindemontfort.substack.com/p/alex-karps-aggression-in-the-lebenswelt
why are you posting? it's sabbath
>>62872335This cant be real
>>62872293One mile no sweat,Two mile better yet,Three miles think about it,Four miles thought about it,Five miles feeling good like I should,In my legs,In my head,In my chest,Feeling good,Super troop.
>>62872379If youre israeli, hell cannot come soon enough for you.
>>62872377Karp is a true one. He knows that being poor in germany can still be better than being rich in that shithole USA.
>>62872385Bro, youre german. You already lost being born in Germany.
>>62872390youre projecting, Pancho
>>62872323Up. Short it all. Tuesday.
>>62872375I've been quite impressed by DEO (makers of Guiness) in these turbulent days. KMB, obviously, for their excellent products for the unintended release of brown liquids. And you can't have brown liquids portfolio without some exposure to the greatest producers of it INDA
>>62872393Currently laughing at you with my air conditioning on full blast supplied by my state's nuclear power plant.
My nvda call is down $439
>>62872335
>he did the AC memeholy fuck
>>62872400should mexicans like you be used to living in the desert?
>goyim cattle bragging about how inhospitable they place they live is
>>62872335This is fake, in case you're retarded. But don't be surprised if he and his ilk try to pull a switch like that.
>>62872406My parents immigrated to America just after the civil war from England. Youre barking up the wrong tree, Jerry. Look out for that religion of peace immigrant on the street btw. Me? I have a gun to defend myself. I suppose you'll have to accept being culturally enriched by 12 stabs though.
>>62872414*Great GrandparentsI do not envy any european at all meanwhile they constantly seethe about a superior country with a better stock market.
Saturday /smg/
why is this kraut obsessed with mexicans...?unless hes actually a jeet and not a kraut...?
>>62872414yeah, youre trash that left Europe and now lives in a nigger shithole, whats your point?
>>62872416at least we get movie night
>I have an AC>I have a gun (will never use it, maybe against another civilian but never against the state which is its purpose)>muh Islam while 50% brown country>Muslim now in MichiganThat's just bait
>>62872323Up then everything depends on earnings reports. Nebius will probably do good but CW will ruin everything.
realistically the AI crash ends with anthropic's IPO when they will release their secret frontier model to hype up their ticker and announce that it cured cancer and figured out the answer to life or somethingit won't take much to remind people that investing in semis is smarter than investing in mcdonalds or some shit
>>62872434SLURPIN' SEMIS TILL I FUCKEN DIE>SLURPIN' SEMIS TILL I FUCKEN DIESLURPIN' SEMIS TILL I FUCKEN DIE>SLURPIN' SEMIS TILL I FUCKEN DIESLURPIN' SEMIS TILL I FUCKEN DIE>SLURPIN' SEMIS TILL I FUCKEN DIESLURPIN' SEMIS TILL I FUCKEN DIE>SLURPIN' SEMIS TILL I FUCKEN DIESLURPIN' SEMIS TILL I FUCKEN DIE>SLURPIN' SEMIS TILL I FUCKEN DIE
>>62872434Anthropic will pump AI stocks like SpaceX pumped space stocks.
Why didnt the private shareholders sell their stake in Anthropic before the IPO?
now that this technical pattern has completed, where do we go from here?
>>62872442Head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes.
>>62872434This>>62872442Biotech
I haven't traded any options for 2 weeks
>>62872434cancer is only "cured" by in vivo trials that take years to assay
>>62872446Ha! I haven't done anything since June.
How does chinese spy pussy feel like bros?
>>62872450I bought every dip on margin instead
>>62872445I'm the red square at work, but I'm the yellow square at home. I knew I was special.
>>62872452Did people just learn what a honeypot is?
>>62872452you have to be chinese to find these people attractive
>>62872442LOOOWEEEEEER
>>62872460I'd never date an asian girl because I felt like I'd lose her in a crowd of asian people and never be able to find her again.
>>62872460You have to be ultra gay if you think she's not hot.
>>62872460>He would gladly give a deep creampie into a Chinese girls pussy Faggot
I bought 40K of TSM and GEV this week by accident, I forgot I had several old orders set in case of market panic and all triggered on thursday.The problems of managing a portfolio using a 7 year old phone while my 10 year old laptop is being repaired.At least I bought cheap I guess.
>>62872459You're confusing a honeytrap with a honeypot they're two different techniques
>>62872470Someone mash up this photo with the ED-209 shooting scene from Robocop.
The martian stock market just collapsed what the fuck did you earthlings do
>>62872467>>62872468ching chang chong
>>62872465Lmfao
>>62872473okay brb*doesn't do it*
>>62872475Cope mr white man, you WILL creampie Chinese pussy.
>>62872478I dont find mongoloids attractive, sorry
>>62872465Kek
>>62872481something tells me you're not really sorry
>>62872452chinese female spies targeting incel tech bros has been a problem for many years now.https://archive.ph/o7Yp2most of the time, they just have to start talking to the dude on linkedlin, lel.>>62872460asian girls are being seen as the most feminine by all men in the world. this is scientific truth sustained by numerous studies of all kind. there are studies were they shown photos while looking at the brain activity and asians always generated the most activity. latest researches say it is because asian girls keep their teenager, childish face until late in adulthood.
>>62872484Hes a troll
>>62872481Cope you have to creampie asian pussy or else you're gay
>>62872486>asian girls keep their teenager, childish face until late in adulthood.It's simply avoiding the sun like it will kill you, and caking your face with a 1cm thick layer of cosmetics. Do the same thing and White women "won't age" just like Asian woment. Asian who grew up with asian women
>>62872491But anon, the sun WILL kill you.
>>62872486Tight boddies, quirky personalities, submissive. That fucking face though, cant do it.
>>62872493asian women either stay indoors, or wear long sleeves, hat, and/or carry a parasol whenever they go outside. Not to mention high quality sunscreen, not the trash Westerners use.
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH I LOVE ASIAN WOMEN
>>62872448well it only takes them seconds to claim they "cured" it
>>62872472honeydick*
>>62872486if wectoids want to solve this problem then they need to make wectern women less pig, and perhaps offer state mandated big booty latinx tradwives who secretly work for glowies
I'm comfy because I'm investing for the long term
>>62872505>big booty latinx tradwivesthey will get angry over nothing and physically assault you. Their mood swings are fucking hurricanes. Also forgot to mention that many of them are retarded with a hood ghetto mentality.I'm fucking tired of latinas, but they're often the only women around so I have a love hate relationship with latinas
>>62872510Dont tell anyone youre a bogler. It makes the Israelis mad.
>>62872505>wecXaxaxa, xello komradehttps://youtu.be/wD41SxG3rgs
>>62872460>>62872465kek
>>62872513One time I told her that I don't really like her favorite movie and she didn't talk to me for a fucking week. Stupid bitchSorry I'm just venting right now
>>62872516Maybe that'd be good though, they'd send a cute Mossad spy lady to me
>>62872521When I break up with her, I'm going to tell her I'm actually a tit guy. I don't like big asses. They fucking smell and my tiny asian pecker can't get in thanks to her giant poo smelly fat butt.
>>62872334I said it last time, I'll say it again, it feels so good that monday is posting earnings on monday. It is one of the few good things left in lifeI don't know anything about monday
I really want to creampie and make sweet love to a chinese girl. Is that too much to ask for?
NIGGERS
>>62872527get in the back of the line
>>62872526it's the cutest thing in world of finance
>>62872522you have to have something of value for that to happen though
>>62872536>cutest thing in world of financeEver held a microcap dividend payer?
>>62872385Look at net immigration between US and Germany KEK
One day with the market closed and you retards start spouting pro Europe propaganda, pro Muslim propaganda? Holy shit the midterms buck broke this thread
>>628725572-3k people each year, it's OVER. Es ist vorbei.
Can MU reach 1200 by eoy?
>>62872566no shotyou'd be lucky to see 900 again
>>62872562they're always here
>>62872566Not even close
>>62872562>pro muslim propagandabut enough about New York
>>62872562You are jewish
>>62872572It's over for me then.
Dudes have been spilling state secrets to sexo women since the beginning of time.
i had to jump back into DVN leap calls yesterday even though i didn't want more than a couple things going on aat once
>>62872599Back when I had a clearance, no sexo women ever approached me
