the bubble is over edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/Previous>>62872293
GOTH GIRLS AND LE BOOBIES AM I RIGHT LEDDIT !@!!
I hope you all lose money come monday
>>62873161>We summon the darkness
>>62873161this is why we spend trillions on AI data centers
Hear me out
>>62873147a woman trained by the Beijing’s Ministry of State Security to lure, seduce and manipulate any man. first they get any information about you; your kinks, envy, style of woman, ... then they send the perfect specimen to make you fall.
>>62873161Zuck was right
what a worthless thread
>>62873179lmao blud looks bald loooooolllll
I don't get it, is it illegal to have sex with chinks now?
>>62873184my [spoiler]b[/spoiler]ussy is[spoiler]nt[/spoiler] bald
>>62873179ayo bro what the hell, you too?
>>62873186Post bussy then
>>62873186>jewfoid idyikes
>>62873185no, but helping her to smuggle millions of gpus into china is.
>>62873201its a write off for them, Jerry
Likelihood of semis and memory pumping Monday? Or am at better odds of seeing said positions dumping further? How's SNXX anon doing, that stock has dumped a lot. Side question, I didn't realize the cashier was a homo (purposefully flamboyant voice). How do I disinfect my groceries? Or does HIV die out of the body asap?
>>62873203>How's SNXX anon doingi think he's finally reached acceptance so thats something.
>>62873203We're crashing. Jensen had his soul devoured by a succubus
Why are they so irresistable to men? anyway, how bearish is this for nvidia?
>>62873209Tight pussies and small bodies
>>62873207i don't expect a market crash over jensen getting chinkette'd. i'm wondering if it's enough to make nvidia lose a few percentages though.
>>62873207Bullish. At least he's not a faggot like Altman
why don't china bring out their big guns for these honeypot operations? the spy girls always look around 40-50 and very mid even for their age. surely, qt 20 yo college girls would be more effective.
The time for China stocks has come. The Dragon will rise again.
>>62873203>tfw should have sold MU hundreds of dollars ago>bagholding a disgusting amount of my portfolioJust give a nigga some hope. I’ll take anything.
>>62873207Selling out to foreign agents and rotting the foundations of the country is not a crime in the United States. It's called the free market.
AI is a liehuman employment is rising everywhere
>>62873209Nobody will care in a week.
>>62873185STRAIGHT TO JAIL>nvidia getting sued to oblivion>company getting put under government control>share value collapes>AI trade followsbest timeline
>>6287322040 year old girl going for the 60 year old is believable. Takes some luck, but happens.20 year old is clearly gold digging or spying or something.
>jensen-sama, you're so funny and powerful>i've admired you long time>please, come back to hotel room for tea these billionaire ceo's would stand a chance. total mei and lingling domination.
The Midterms Are Over. Peter Schiff Says the Worst Is Still Ahead
>>62873207>>62873209Absolute nothingburger. After all the shit the markets just faced I'm surprised anyone even cares at all about this.
noone gives a fuck about your chink circlejerk, you chinese monkeysholy shit, i would ban everyone of you fucking sliteyed niggers from the internet, if I coul
>>62873235
>>62873231I mean, these guys are already thinking with their dicks. with real chinkette beauties, there'd be even more incentive to do so.
>>62873233FANNIE MAE
>>62873233>buys gold>underperforms stocksi like watching his videos but this nigga kinda retarded
>>62873233>gold seller nigger tells you to buy more gold
>>62873241
>>62873233
guys, why are ships getting blasted by mines? Didn't Iran have no mines and if they had they were removed, and if they were not removed they'd been destroyed?
>>62873161Is swing trading quantum stocks into All World ETF acceptable damage control during a crash?
>>62873247???
>>62873230What company has a realistic chance of making a CPU that can replace Nvidia's chips?1. Google TPU / Broadcom / TSMC 2. Apple M5 / TSMC3. AMD / TSMC (?)4. China ?5. Intel (????)
>>62873255> a CPU that can replace Nvidia's chips?What
>>62873253Speculative stuff with no revenue gets sold off as hard as early Bitcoin years during a proper bear market
>>62873238I would stick my honeydick in that honeypot
>steals trade secrets worth billions and undermines america's national security>nothing personnel, white guys
>>62873203>Likelihood of semis and memory pumping Monday? Lmao
>>62873262Don’t marry a Chinese if you have money
>>62873256I'm using the term CPU in the broadest sense here, anything that can make computations, regardless of whether its called graphics processor, tensor processor, risc processor, quantum annealer or whatever
>>62873267Because best semi stock is google because of its TPU
>>62873242Oracle will probably be this generation's Lehman Brothers
>>62873270In-house accelerator will be always be best.
>>62873271Google raped their main source of income by adding ai search.
>>62873255SpaceX terafab
I want an asian girlfriend so bad. Why did gid give me terminal yellow fever
>>62873273>In-house acceleratorIsn't that term already taken by some social construct, a corporate daycare for nepobabies who are allowed to larp as entrepreneurs?
>>62873203There is a 33% chance it pumps. 33% chance of crab. 33% chance of dump.
>>62873270intel is first adopter of high na euv, they have the most advanced packaging methods, they're set up to be the leading edge in the next few years.
>after a 6% small downturn - which most called a "crash" - people are already anticipating ~30% to ~40% gains for the S&P 500 from hereidk, this time it seems a little... idk...the vibe is off, or something...
>>62873279A chip designed for specific algorithms will always be highly efficient and cost-effective. GPUs will still be used for research and model exploration. Furthermore, baking the algorithms directly into silicon makes the intellectual property far harder to steal.
>>62873209They age twice as slowly as white girls
>>62873253They would crash too, the only upside is that they should turn positive in the long run for lazy investors. Cash is king, you either ride the wave or risk exiting too early or too late.
>>62873279>a corporate daycare for nepobabies who are allowed to larp as entrepreneurs
I'm going to the Chinese restaurant across the street and asking the hostess to marry me I can't take it anymore
>>62873285hey babe
>semi baggies defending their bags armed with bullet points from their LLM of choice
>>62873161>posting ugly pornstars on a SFW board.>>>/gif/
Please don't send an Asian government spy after me. Please not that. Anything but that.
>>62873291I get what you mean, application specific processors (traditionally called ASICs) like Google's TPU are certainly the most efficient.
>>62873305semis just had one of their worst drawdowns in the past 25 years. the other ones were the dotcom, 2008, and covid, actual bubbles or serious world-changing macro events. today we're dumping because actual retards have their panties in a knot and begged the jews to scam people and they complied
>>62873255unironically intel aviv andwait for itIBM
>>62873315It's just like FPGAs—Xilinx was already able to synthesize C into hardware logic. It isn't hard. the big players simply need time and capital to execute. Look at Apple: they've already built the best chips in the personal computing space.
for me, it's reassurance from how close spy is to its daily 200-day ma. that's not getting broken.
>>62873319Semis will all hit ATH next year anyway. AI shit is only beginning.
heat
>>62873319>actual bubbles>this time is differentget some sleep babe
>>62873324Please don't spy on m-m-meee
SHIEET
>release ze CCP spy fud
>>62873328What do these trained spies do? massage? cooking? intelligent conversation? sex? Never mind, I have no secrets that are worth spying, I'm here talking about finances and computers purely as a hobby, certainly I know nothing that's interesting for China.
>>62873327there's no good reason for more dumping right now. slurpers are going take s&p500 to all time highs next week or the week after that. you bears are getting far too cocky.
>>62873360I think SOXL is going to be on a massive sale this Thanksgiving. Everyone should have a chance to enjoy AI.
>>62873340It's intelligent conversation, that's why the spies aren't 20 year old hotties. Pussy is cheap but a woman that isn't a complete retard is the rarest thing on the planet
>>62873365But aren't girls cutest when they're almost retarded.jpeg
>>62873360I mean that’s good for me if the SP goes up. I own a lot of that. I actually predict next week will be green mostly for technical reasons. The only bearish positions I hold are short and long term treasuries.
>>62873365Because NVIDIA has shipped massive volumes of chips to Singapore—a country that completely lacks cheap water and cheap energy—Jensen Huang obviously knows what's going on.
>>62873367Only if you're a retard yourself
>>62873371It wasn't brains that got me here, I can assure you of that.
I can't wait for my business trip to Egypt with my billions of dollars.
>>62873187balder collie
>The awaited-by-many IPO of Antrophic is due for cancellation, our sources have revealed. "This AI thing of ours, it's a bust", an Anthropic bigwig who wishes to remain anonymous tells us.Hope yalls niggas done did solded the top
SOXL is going to single digits
I saw a chinese ceo with john soxl
>>62873187
>>62873307I think the image is AI anon..
>>62873307Also>sfw boardYou should have seen how anons here were getting raped on thursday, looked pretty nfsw to me.
>>62873382are you memeing, or is this actual news?
>>62873400why not you rub the parameters in your 2 node neural network together and take a wild guess
>>62873400It's real
>>62873402>he discounts claims entirely because they sound implausiblebrainlet detected.
>>62873161
A bigwig just flew over my house
>>62873400Anonymous sources familiar with the matter confirm that it's real
>>62873414that settles it.
this real?
>>62873422>getting what you wanti dunno that seems kinda ok. some people pay for that. getting what you want by just saying your opinion is almost free
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8_tG4pJ4FEThis is the only guy worth listening to. The bigger the nose, the more he knows
They would have to send a femboy for me
>>62873187bezos?
Yes. hello fellow semi bulls. My MOM walked in, and I just switched to stomp game because it was easier to explain.
>>62873177I'm listening...
I wish I had a qt patootie chinese spy interested in me.
>>62873166You must be fun at parties.
>>62873166gay
>>62873495based but how do i make sure a man doesnt spit in it?
>>62873500Guys are rare at starbucks but they all look like they have hepatitis so...
>>62873495i have never seen a girl this attractive working at a starbucks tbdesu
>>62873506You rare bump into women this attractive in the real world, period.
NIGGERS btw
>>62873460you think van meter knows shit? pah.
>>62873250Oil sissies ... can we mount up this slope of hope?
>>62873422idk does anyone even really know anymore? dude seems like he had completely lost it and just seethe posting.
goth girls are a reddit memethey're all drug addicted BPD whores in real lifeand not even the good drugs either, just the ones that make you retardedpic unrelated
>market crashes>suddenly a bunch of bad news releases after the fact and on weekendsThe insider trading and manipulation is insane. I'm glad I'm not a retarded baggot.
>>62873545>goth girls are womenI would hope so.
>Clarity killed>Crypto/Bitcoin treasury killed>Superintelligence and data centers banned>Bessent forced into US Treasury buyback / YCC measures>Tariffs killedYeah, I'm thinking rocks is a good investment rn.
>>62873382I can’t help but think, if this is real, that’s it’s a final push to crash the ai stocks so the jews can get cheapies.I mean, why would a company shit on itself?
Does anyone here have even the slightest doubt that with all the qt chinese spy gf sentiment running rampant that America WON'T open crimson red?
>>62873567there's no way the spy business will meaningfully affect indexes. i doubt that even jensen is in much trouble.
>>62873567isn't this old news? what difference does it make now?
>>62873550The warnings were there, but no one listened due to the AI frenzy.
SOXL niggas be like
>>62873578that guy looks like a caricature of an asian man kek
buy the IREN bottom and retire in a year or kys
OPEN THE FUCKING MARKETS
>>62873582biz wants her socks for sure
too many WMAFaggots here
>>62873567yes if you bought this "dip" you are fucked. although I expect them to rebuy everything early next year and act as if nothing happened.
>>62873627average biz user
>tfw invested in some mild pico de gallo but the volatility is still too much
>>62873630which one is the /biz/ user, the 50 year old man or the femboy
>>62873626That doesn't look like Korea
>>62873627yellow fever is ravaging white, male communities.
>>62873627/smg/ is WMBF.
>>62873603STOP THE COUNT!!!
>>62873582I can fix her
>>62873627WM half of a WMAF couple. It's nice. She's second generation too which is the absolute best: English native, mostly culturally American, still has a bit of the Asian-Asian view of relationship and gender roles. Very cute and feminine. Previous non-asian girlfriends were cute and feminine too, but the relationship with relationships is so much healthier.
asians and slav chicks can be bought with fake handbagslatinas want to see the moneywhite girls are all of the above>>62873638now that's true love
>>62873641>mostly culturally Americankek that's not a plus. chinese girls in chinaland either marry as virgins or marry the first guy they have sex with. your girl wasn't a virgin when you met her, was she?
>>62873641women choose the men they want. men don't have this luxuryso WMAF is 100% initiated by AF
>>62873645Dude, I live in America. I wasn't either.
>>62873630the subliminal suggestion is they guy has cock like a fire hose and she takes the whole thing? How does this revelation relate to my portfolio?
>>62873654>she's more serious about relationships, but still has had casual sex a few times, numerous other bf'syeah, it's no good. >>62873460that explains sandisk's recent -22% day. Ominous, but he's basic much of it on recent decisions made by one company. thanks for the link, man.
>>62873656>cock like a fire hose and she takes the whole thing? How does this revelation relate to my portfolio?buy soxl $27 and under
>>62873662>basicbasing*
>>62873550LOL they are doing this on purpose. Get AI stocks down to 2025 levels so they can get easy +200-300% when they skyrocket again.
>What will markets do next week?>vote anonymously on your prediction for the market next week, see how other anon's are feelin>picrel, last week's results>linkrel, next week's poll
>>62873685>wrong picrel>picrel, right picrel
>>62873500men will just cum in your cup
>>62873685>>62873687>forgot the fucking link too>https://strawpoll.com/GPgVYx5NAna>https://strawpoll.com/GPgVYx5NAna>https://strawpoll.com/GPgVYx5NAna>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62873582women are much too emotional to be traders.
US today revealed "Operation Iron Gate"Basically, blockade Iran not just in the Hormuz, but all land borders (Iraq, Afghan, Central Asia), and the northern Caspian Sea. Today, USA threatened Iraq with sanctions if they didn't close all border crossings with Iran except two small roads.Reading between the lines, it's clear that USA is afraid of attacking Iran directly, and is looking to instead wage a long and ugly war of economic attrition against Iran. This shitty "war" will never end.
>>62873695The opposite of this. The few studies that have been done consistently show women slightly outperforming men on average, due to lower trading frequency.
The real ramifications of Dems leaking/spreading dirt on Jensen is to completely dismantle the AI funding circle-jerk and pop the bubble. This is all planned.Hope you sold last week.
>>62873702my female broker told me this
>>62873701*Task Force Iron gatenot "Operation"
>>62873695men are bigger risk takers though
>>62873704I swear I've heard of this a few months ago
>>62873706She's correct. However, I wouldn't choose a broker (if using one at all, ETFs are better if you don't want to stock pick because figuring out who has skill or not is incredibly difficult so fee minimization wins) based on gender; variation from person to person will be much larger than the gender variation.If you are going to use a broker, and the only piece of information you know is their gender, then in that hypothetical scenario you pick a woman.
>>62873712Yes. But that doesn't matter. What matters is that the Dems are pushing it in their media and spreading it online, making it as big of a deal as they can. Now zoom out on what they're doing in general.They are going after everyone who was close to Trump, who benefited from or made deals with Trump. Their goal is to destroy everyone who made a deal as punishment and a lesson to others, and as a means of isolating Trump for what comes next (impeachment, etc.).
>>62873702this, women go for A+ setups only. men go for A B C D
>women are much too emotional to be traders.what?
>>62873729It's projection.
>>62873628Kek I expect this too.Shame calls/puts are too expensive now. No way I want to buy puts at these prices.
>>62873709women are dumber which is a plus when it comes to being a successful trader
>>62873701if they keep taking out tankers at the rate they are then something is going to have to give
>>62873729You do know these traders who stream themselves going crazy about losing a trade are just overreacting, right? They more than make up for it with ads, donations and referrals
>>62873744yeah we know. and wrestling is scripted. santa claus isn't real. and we didn't land on the moon. you don't have to ruin it for everyone else.
>>62873757anon please don't tell me you actually watch that slop
>>62873773*Razor's edges your black ass*
>>62873551ugh literally the worst
>futures
>>62873773I rewatch wcw from 96-98 every few years>>62873777checked and based
/smg/ stock market movie nite is startingtonites stock market movie is Street Trash (1987)
>>62873788What is this a documentary about India?
>>62873784me too wcw chad. peak wrasslin
>>62873789I dont know I dont pick them
may day may day my portfolio is experience moderate chop and icing - Its going down.
>>62873161Where AI meets biotech I think is the next boom. Besides VEEV how do we get rich off this?https://youtu.be/Y_6eHtm6YqM?si=WTqe0zAvRF_iag0A
>>62873788Street Trash!
>>62873701>blockade Afghanistan with the Taliban in charge Kek
>>62873809ISRG
>>62873809when can i get steroids with 0 side effects? or limb enhancement surgery without making my bone brittle
Trump has been a full blown drooling retard since 2015. Same with Bernie and the progressives. Too many voters raised on social media and porn have rotted brains and dumbass beliefs shoved up their ass by unemployed retards and foreign propagandists. Gay rant over. I’m voting for Rubio in 2028.
>>62873809IAMGoogle (isomorphic labs and verily)LLY
>money printers are back on>no more tariffs under trumpmonday will be neon green.
>>62873809what about robotics? that's another possibility, right? how do i invest in chink's robotics effort?
>>62873821The movie Limitless with bradley cooper should have ended with him owning the stock and bond markets and too rich to be bothered with political office.full movie for movie nighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbcTYs_WgE0
>>62873788>>62873789lol
>>62873788will I get AIDS if I click on the link?
>>62873837No, listeria
>>62873809ai doesn't change the biotech (pharma) trade at all. it can potentially cut some costs for those companies but the trade is still the same buy lottery tickets and sit on them for years until one of them passes all the thousand trials and does a +1000%.
>>62873840can't ai speed the process up and lead to consistent breakthroughs every year?
>>62873843nice psyop. i will not fall for WMAF trope. WMBF is where its at and the true pinnacle of race mixing
>>62873847*kicks your fat green ass off the cliff*
>OOT emulated alreadyis it too late to short nintendo?
>>62873837>grids
>>62873242THATS NOT ME I SOLDED WEEKS AGO AT A HUGE LOSS :(STOP MAKING FUN OF ME FOR BOUGHTEDING STOCKS WITH FUNNY NAMES OK
i lost fifty bucks on the stock market
>>62873878
>>62873843it'll speed up generation of potential new discoveries for sure. but, if a human team can output 10 promising new drugs in a decade out of which one passes clinicals and starts generating profit, how do you feel the business case is going to change when ai instead generates the company 100 in a week out of which 99 are for sure just hallucinations maybe
Baggot tongues my anus and owes me $500.
>>62873878I wonned 50 bucks.
>>62873882you could buy a wife in india for that
>>62873878I lost $300 on the slots 2 days ago. I have $300 left but it would be cutting into my rent money, but I feel like I should still gamble it.
QQQ and SOX will continue to sink into the depths of nigger hell while VOO will reach ATH within the next 6 monthsYOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
I'm down 100K American dollars this year
>>62873900do not fall into despair fren, average down into semi chips and you will be saved
>>62873900I'm up $75k across all accounts, but down $40k in the past 3 months
>>62873900take the loss and all in on equal weighted shit and pissyou will thank me later
I'm thinking of selling the index funds in my Roth IRA and buying some 0dte options. Market's down and its a good time to slurp. Thoughts?
>>62873910replace 0dte options with shares of tech stocks, then yes.
>>62873900I'm sorry anon. That's kys type of loss. Stay strong.
>>62873914I need to 100x my Roth IRA
>>62873916girly writing. cute
>>62873894you gotta spend money to make money
>>62873900>I'm down 100KIs that all?
>>62873916wait nvm it's only been 3 weeks actuallyi feel ok tho coz ive been playing maplestory classic while on an exercise bike at least 2 hours a day :)my character is lvl 46 already :)>>62873921im a guy
good night :)
>>62873926Thanks for sharing. Good night.
>>62873926Gay
chip niggers still wont admit they bought the pico top of a meme chart. whole thread of faggot cope about chink spies and "this time is different". nigger you bought 2x or 3x leveraged shares of a shitcoin that was up 3000% this year. no refunds dumbass. you will spend years dcaing bags that are never allowed to cum now with a cult of broken baggies that are "just hoping to get back to their cost basis so they can exit at 0%"
>>62873926>dipped under $700k>financial ruinstop being melodramatic
>>62873926Could be worseCould be meHol upLet me focus on familyLMAO what family
I asked Gemini how I could finally wife up scoopsies, and the answer crushed me. Short NVDA. Short INTC. Short SOXL. There is no future in AI.https://youtu.be/sXKkeFUvgTM?si=z5ZKrLaz5PasOQSW
gf is gaslighting me about having schizophrenia again
>>62873926When you say you are down do you mean realized losses or papper since the markets pulled back? Look at the % not the $ amount. When you get to a $2m portfolio it will swing $250k easy with the market.
>>62873975what girlfriend?
Is the investing thesis of “government will just print money if the stock market ever gets beat up too bad” still legitimate in current year?
the QQQ (each Q stands for queer) will lose 1% every day for the next 300 years
she says when im drunk I'll say my friends have been watching and don't like what she's doing and she'd ask what friends and I'd point at the couch (with no one on it).she says it's happened multiple times over the last few weeks. I'm not sure if I'm trolling her when drunk or if this is a thing? like a conditional schizophrenia?
>>62873982Everyone does that when they’re drunk
>>62873975Good lord are you mining crypto or hosting /gif/?
>>62873290Yeah. Idk but I get the feeling they are trying to lure us into buying.
>>62873979kek
>>62873984it's a good thing I don't give a shit what she says
>>62873875Can I have some soup fren?>>62873900Like 30k here, almost 100k if we count from this years picotop onmy portfolio
>>62873255Intel already has the best CPUs in the world
why can't anything be easy like in a game
>>62874025because you dont have jews with infinite leverage trading against you in the game
this general will bend the knee
I just tried Microsoft AI again. What a total piece of shit. I have no concern about super AI or AI anything doing anything of value. Its like it was developed by a bunch of jeet call center workers.
>>62873220The average Chinese is older than the average American.40-50 is barely on the younger side of the average.
>>62873975Sir that is a vacuum cleaner
>>62874031A new video was promised to me 3000 years ago
>>62873925i know you're a guy. a guy with cute writing
is Intel worth buying now or will it dump more?
>>62874032Microsoft recorded interactions of their jeet call center workers for years to train an AI that would behave exactly like them, and eventually replace them. Jeets being jeets, they sabotaged it by performing work of consistently jeet quality so the resulting AI trained on it, is beyond hope of ever being useful.
>>62874065Put 1/3-1/2 on it now and wait. It might drop to 45 but it'll double from here. Don't forget to take profits at 100-110.
>>62873739There is something to that. Dumber people are usually better wagedrones. They can follow rules and do the same thing day in, day out.Meanwhile with trading, if you don't have a strict rule following system, you probably will make the result worse.
>>62873980It's more like "government absolutely has to print money to honour its debt obligations. It would be instantly insolvent if it stopped printing money. This mechanism works like a law of nature so we can be confident the money printing will not stop."
>>62873545Can't stop me. I need asian pussy to survive
Guys I’m scared. I don’t want to lose money again tomorrow. :(
>>62874097it needs you too
I want the Kospi circuit breakers disabled. I want it flatlined at 0. And then I want the chain reaction to replicate to the west. All to 0. Unrecoverable. And then the planet explodes. I'd be happy then. So, so happy.
>>62873828So this will truly be a historic peace deal pump, perhaps the best one yet?
>>62873828>trump going to bail out the trillion dollar a.i. companies He is such disgusting jew
>>62874065it can and will dump back to 40 and probably stay there for a year or 2 while they get their shit together and maybe even turn a consistent profit (lol)
Bitcoin is getting fucked!
>>62874098No need to be frightened. In some cases you might even give it away, but it can come back later. I wouldn't call it lending but it's pretty close.
>>62874065>>62874082>is the single worst ticker in the world worth buying nowits never worth buying at any price
What do you guys do over the weekend while you wait for the markets to open? I'm confused
>>62874156I have sex with my gf
>>62873828Will the FED hike in response?
Is it even possible to turn like 50 bucks into 20 grand? Do you need to take enormous risks or is it just not possible?
>>62874135>consistent profitas if any other semi chips company is currently profitable right now. AMD got reality checked recently and NVDA actual dump is coming up next. they are ALL spending all of their extra cash income on capex.lip bu coming out saying they wont make money till 2028 applies to the entire sector, he was just the first and last to say it outloud. cant wait for NVDA to dump down to 100 and crab there for decades after the bubble is done popping
>>62874164How can they not be making profits right now?
>>62873367How would an average woman understand the concept of "open the commandline, use the find command, find all files with the ".sqlite" extension, and then cp them all onto this USB stick?"Not to mention extracting intel without any computer juggling.
>Jensen Huang divorces over chinese pussy>wife gets half of his stock>starts dumping to fund the woke agenda>nvda back to double digitsit's never been so over
>>62874165the CEOs sold their shares at the top and went to epstein island. it was all a fugazi just to get Koreans that described themselves as "anti work" to get a jobno one thought the chip shit was real dude they were just trying to pump a bubble because lmao fuck you
>>62873400You have to be retarded to believe it's real. Why would an insider with cheap, pre-IPO stock with any and all incentive to dump it on retail chumps say anything negative about it?
>>62874156press f5
>>62874156I already answered this my broski but I go get a pho on Saturday, pad thai on a Sunday, I do laundry, vacuum, fill up the car with gas, play some computer games. What's so hard to understand.
niggas it's over
>>62873828>treasurythat's not printing it's them shuffling debt from their left pocket to right pocket. also paltry $95b over 3 months when the daily auction volume is about that size
>>62874164>>62874165they are profitable. their revenues are greater than their expenses. investing is not an expense, it stays on the balance sheet. free cash flow /= profit, it's an arbitrary metric that is meaningless for intel. they are not losing money, and they have 50 billion in cash. they are aggressively converting that cash into fab space, free cash flow is only useful for dividends and buybacks, neither of those things convert into ai chips though which is what i want intel to do
>>62873828>cash helicopter Monday>historic peace deal TuesdayF for the anons who sold.
just got an alert on Robinhood that I can trade options on niggervideo and retard meme stocks in EXTENDED HOURS OPTIONSfunny as fuck they keep offering more degenerate shit and leverage bullshit while the markets continue to degrade into being a schizophrenic shitcoin>(((investing)))
>>62874203Morgan Stanley started shilling me options 2 weeks ago when I have never used them
>>62874122What peace deal are we talking about?
>>62874212The deal to end all deal news
>>62874162A 400x? Yes I suppose, but probably not on its own. I think I understand a way could exist to do that though, I'm nearly with you. I'm nearly with you on that. Time might not do it alone unless you bend it a little bit.
>>62874162>t. now finds out about leverage>leverage, which is borrowed money>borrowed money which means capital>capital like in capitalism
>>62874212Something about Ukraine and the EU from a few days ago, but I genuinely wonder if it'll have any impact on Monday at all.
>>628742172x nine times
>>62873828>>62874196>paltry $95b over 3 months when the daily auction volume is about that sizeYeah, it's nothing. Why publish it now as "news"?
>>62874230Sounds like a powerful law. Making numbers bigger is curious work.
>>62874162If you take a calculator, start with 50 and keep multiplying by 2 it'll reach over 20K after about 9 instances. Finding 9 assets that double in price is not impossible but it will take time and very careful research.Closest to your question I've ever had the fortune of experiencing was 800-ish turning into 30K after about a year of holding an asset. When you really spend the time to look for potential you never know what you'll find.Everything spoken of so far is without leverage. You want to get into leverage you better be ready to leave the entertainment aside and really research why an asset will go up or down for your long or short.
>>62874237Starting with $50, the first one or two instances of "doubling your money" are probably best done flipping stuff on ebay... or working a few hours flipping hamburgers?
>>62873274They reversed course on that recently. Maybe that's an indication that corpos are no longer feeding into the Gartner hype cycle that 'AI' is currently in.
>ING is reportedly seeking buyers for a portfolio of 12 data center loans worth around $500 million
>>62873177Glownuggers were listening to me on the phone yesterday talking about clussy and aheago and the nose blush trend and how it is all secualized and adjacent to degeneracy and then loe and behold i come to biz and you glownuggers have also been watching my chad gibbidy convos so you know im into stocks and crypto and so you know what im into too. It really is all too much. If you want to fuck me so bad, why don't you just come and fuck me already jeez.
>>62873982Maybe you could try not drinking for a while
>>62873809Don't bother with biotech shitcos, no matter how much DD you do they're all coinflips at best. Just buy some LLY leaps, every person on earth will be taking retatrutide within 5 years and there's no downside because they are one of the largest health care cos on the planet with mature cancer and diabetes businesses.
>>62873250DOESN'T MATTERLOOK AT THAT NEW TECH-->OIL TRANSPORTATION BY AIR<--HORMUSSY IS GUSHING OUT OUT OIL RIGHT IN OUR FACES
my nigga whathttps://youtu.be/Q9VVCdDq03w
>>62874233They want you to lock-in at closing price Friday and just get absolutrly ass blasted on Monday open. They're telling you this news on the weekend so you desperate employim feel sated heading off to jobim and by the time your bosim turns away so you can hop on schwab it's already pooped its britches.
>>62873701B-But le PakisQatari piss deals by Al-Arabya, Walter Bloomberg and David Axios... WAS I LIED TO?
Anybody betting on helium and silicon 28?Bsin aspi? Aspi fits particularly well for this board's shared mental illness and fetish with pol.
>>62874254I like to assume people asking about investing are employed with cash to spare after monthly expenses, or have a lot of savings if not currently making money regularly at the moment.
>>62874297>the lies a jew tells himself as he profits off hapless goyim
>>62874282nigga is lying
>>62873161>Keep state secrets secretGet nothing, state acts retarded nonetheless>Share state secrets to Chinese QTGet secret service grade sex with an Asian semen demon while the state acts retarded nonethelessHonestly it's not hard to pick
>>62874303why the fuck are chinks so weird about pandas?
>H-help us daddy Xi...KEK
The same way the market was manipulated by Trump to go up is the same way the market is being manipulated downward right now.I dont have any skin in the game for if ai fails or not. All I can tell you is this NVDA chinese spy story is a lie cooked up by people who want a very strong bear market driven by the highest valued corporation in the world.This is why you shouldve bogled.
>>62874303>>62874314There's no way this is true. Can others check ChatGPT or other image creators if you can create Pandas? If not, this is due to China.
>>62874316the Chinese spy shit is like weeks old nigger you are just spooked. even the weeks old Chinese spy story rerun is just a rerun of years old Chinese spy fud.stop being so spooked nigger.
>>62874316Also, this will last at least the entirety of 2027 or perhaps just until the real estate market crashes (likely not as bad as 2008, but I would expect to see another rate hike causing a real estate implosion)
>>62874321Not a single person in these threads have been pointing out the lie, as far as I know.
You boys ready for NIGGER Monday?
>>62874316>BRO IT'S THE HEADLINEShey dumbass credit markets have been screaming for weeks meanwhile all of the AI companies keep tapping them and dumping common on shareholders
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>>62874325From Bobina to Bobinha
Sunday /smg/ is priced in
>>62874333So...nigger monday or Vril Monday?
>>62874340wtf
>>62874328>weeksmonths.bonds crashed out, REITs crashed out, SCHD crashed out while tech faggots got one more retard pump in to ATH before the non stop rape train.it was hilarious that the same faggots crying now were saying shit like>SCHD is gay>bonds are gay>boomer stocks are gay>dividends are gay>cash is gayall they know how to do is buy leveraged bags at the top and get used as exit liquidity.
>>62874325CRACKER MONDAY INCOMING
>four ai pictures in a rowgod have mercy on /smg/
>>62874341Forgot to say mine was ChatGPT. I told it to preserve everything about the image except make it a panda and it even preserved the Gemini logo kek
>>62874349We do have some retards in here that are so infinitely impressed with ai or so deeply invested into it they have to shill it.It simply is
Why would US intelligence leak that shit about Jensen? Why not tell him in private and just arrest the gook? They made him look like a huge doofus and that's not good for the stock
>>62874356Youre asking too many questions
>>62874356He's a goyim
>>62874343It is called Vril day, faggot jeet.
>>62874349using AI to generate pictures and paying $0 is hilariously based thobeit. we need to clean the rot out of the debt markets by generating as much AI slop as possible to deflate the leverage in the markets. after all the retards are gone we can buy the dip for real and make easy money
>>62874342Bond niggas wwa
>>62874367I have about 2 dollars in govt bonds, much more in corporate bonds
>>62874342everywhere i look just points to a fatter left tail. still tons of hedge funds clinging onto this thing even after thursday for some fucking reason. question is if correlation breaks out: pink wojaks as far as the eye can see in that case
Lmaoing in advance at SoftBank
>>62874349I dunno man, I like /smg/'s AI generated content because it's mostly relevant to the thread and memetastic.
>>62874367Oh hey it's that dude Feed'emSeed'em
NIGGERS
AI baggies...is it truly over? Did we get owned by the libs...
>>62873556>republicans actually going through with the MAGA purgethey might actually have a chance in 2028 after all. If they run Rand Paul, i'd say they're a shoe-in.
>>62874416Trust the plan. AOC will save us.
What stocks have (you) been researching lately? Been looking at SGML and AA. A little volatility never hurt (; Also id imagine take two with GTA6 coming out on the 19th would pump with 7.7m preorders already
>>62874416All is well, friendo. It would take someone like CoreWeave to pull a Lehman Brothers before mass panic selling ensues and a major correction unfolds. CoreWeave is only 50 billion in debt, and it's CDS spreads barely exceeds 1,000 basis points, so it's not like it's distressed or anything...Also, broad high-yield spread 348 bp on Nov 5, up from 332 bp on Nov 4. Oh, and CCC-and-lower spread hit 1,320 bp...There's nothing to worry about really.
>>62874444If the poster you replied to has autism he won't identify your sarcasm. I hope you're aware of that
>>62874444>There's nothing to worry about really.Thank you, this gives some calm. I'm gonna full port SOXL monday morning.
current jpmorgan collar strikes ~7250 short puts ~6090 long puts ~8050 short calls
>JUST IN: DEMOCRATS TO BLOCK PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP'S $1.5 TRILLION MILITARY BUDGET
what's this pattern called?
>>62874458miggers will say this is bad
>>62874444>only 50 billion in debt>makes negative money>onlyyou niggers are actually fucking insane
>>62874465Please refer to >>62874448
>>62874463Well it will be bad for Lockheed SHARTING baggies
You now remember Amazon bought Twitch
>>62874459
Rocks are going to gap up $1k tonight. Literally every industry is getting rugged by tweets the first weekend after elections. Check em
>>62874480I hope. I've been holding onto a mining bag that is heavy.
>>62873181>CRWV>NBIS>CBRSnigger week confirmed... three AI stinkers in the same week. hilarious. bunch of retarded fucking quantum scams too. the nasdaq is a meme shitcoin
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