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Norway edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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>>62878006
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fuck you other thread was first faggot retard
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Today we crab.
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>>62878693
t. OP of shitty last thread
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this is the thread
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Not this thread.
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>>62878693
fuck you dumb ass redditor. You had no links and no previous thread. Never bake again retard.
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>>62878697
Oracle chart says otherwise
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Should I dump my portfolio to go 80% Nvidia

Seems like a generational buy opportunity
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>>62878705
what am i looking at here
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We already had a thread even if shitty. Thread splitters get the rope
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THIS IS THE THREAD, IF YOU DISAGREE, YOU`RE WRONG!
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>>62878702

this is the thread for BAGHOLDING FAGGOT RETARDS

the sticky didn't stop you stupid fucks from buying leveraged bags did it niggers?
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>>62878708
Dubs and you got for it.
Rooting for you anon.
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>>62878709
This is how I can tell you're a newfag that knows nothing about the market. Lurk more before you speak
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>>62878711
>even if shitty

We need to uphold some standards in these difficult markets
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>>62878708
>Should I dump my portfolio to go 80% X
The answer to this is always "no". Going 80% anything is always risky, but it's downright lunacy at a time like this when nobody knows what the fuck is going on.
Stay diversified.
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This thread is comfy.
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Is this the thread?
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>>62878723
>not spending every cent gambling 0dtes

Ngmi
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>Spamming because no links

No one gives a fuck about those links lmfao

Real thread where OP isnt a samefagging faggot off his meds

>>62878649
>>62878649
>>62878649
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>>62878686
>webm
Based. Handouts should be saved for Somalis only.
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*fart*
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>>62878732
KYS reddit fuck, go back to wallstreetbets
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>>62878727
kek white women have become so low class only niggers pick them
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Is this bullish for industrials?
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>>62878738

really if you think about it... women are the niggers of the world
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>>62878718
i thought 500k was middle class
anyway 1m and middle win
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>Intel

Open at 60 and blast to 90 for butthurtmaxx lmao
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Yeah this is the thread.
Bakers who feel the need to be quirky and go against established practices should just rope before they troon out in search for more attention.
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>>62878727
It's like no one has ever actually read the art of war or something. They're killing us from the inside and letting us rot
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Oilbros...my bags are getting heavy.
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>>62878754
CLMT shill been real quiet recently
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How the fuck did XLE go from 14% up to 4% down?
Is this shit in the fucking matrix?
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how does jensen his huang balls deep into some chinese model make the GPU perform worse?
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>>62878679
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half those links dont even work anymore
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>>62878738
>>62878745
White women are the best in the world, chuddy chuds. See webm related.
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>>62878759
Hes right. However, my time horizon is 30 years. I am going to make it
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>>62878763
stop spamming this refrigerator
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>MEHR NEWS CITING ANKARA: QATAR WILL HOST TRUMP'S VICE PRESIDENT AND IRAN'S GENERAL REZAEI NEXT WEEK
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>>62878708
Why is today that opportunity?
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>>62878765
I feel you. After my mandatory 40 that's probably all they left me with. Now how to spend it. Decisions decisions...
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>>62878759
kek
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Who in their right mind would want to be a billionaire or a CEO?

Constantly under surveillance by enemy regime. House bugged, car tampered with, spooks following you everywhere you go, half of your friends, family, lovers have been paid to betray you, paparazzis, public campaigns, terrorism threats, ...

I'd much rather have an inconspicuous couple of million dollars and remain a guy in a room, have a peaceful life and an escape plan if the world goes to shit. Fucking hell.
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>>62878763

if you wouldn't face fuck her after 10 beers then you are gay and should get your testosterone levels fixed
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REAL AND FIRST THREAD
>>62878649
>>62878649
>>62878649
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>>62878784
I can tell you've never drank alcohol or had sex before.
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>>62878755
I don't remember him, but I do remember the natural gas shill who's also suspiciously absent.
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>>62878786
>tranny still spamming his low effort thread

GRIM
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>>62878743
>hardline immigration
Infinity pajeets "legally" is considered hardline immigration policy these days. This country is finished, unironically.
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>>62878795
hes was event talking about jeets in the interview, he was talk about the millions of mexican illegals kek
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last thing you see before your port goes down 5%
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>>62878784
I would face fuck her sober. But she's not really attractive
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>>62878803

based. she seems like an alchy I would get her drunk and make her pee on her bed and then never talk to her again
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PRAISE THE SUN!
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I'm thingken of aping into NVDA calls to get a Chinese spy gf.
I haven't done a single bullish on AI trade since July.
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TOTAL NIGVIDIA ANNIHILATION
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MUgods, is this the road to recovery?
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>NVDA
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>oil
>nvidia
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>>62878811
I think the real problem with this spy story is that the chick was tghe CEO of some Singapore GPU importer and it turns out she rerouted alot of them to mainland China. If they cut off those companies, the sales will definitely take a good hit.
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>>62878708
YES and with MAXIMUM LEVERAGE.
BUYING THE DIP MEGA-BUYING THE DIP!!!
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jensen should have been like elon and told the world his dick is fucked up from surgery
that way no one would try to get to him and his secrets through his penis just like no one can accuse elon of raping them
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>>62878705
But following your chart, we actually CRAB!
Friday closed bloody red. Futures monday Green.
So today CRAB?
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>>62878817
I believe the market never prices-in China as a sure bet source of revenue. It's always a nice to have or unpredictable windfall. Because China is a fickle as hell market. If some VTuber or fucking Mbappe says one wrong line, the entire business may crumble. So I would be surprised if China expectations are baked into the Nvidia stock price.
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>>62878820
elon doesnt date bugs
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>>62878799
Yea, he's gonna Reagan TACO and grant mass amnesty to all the illegal non's. He was always a covert leftist, but now he doesn't have to hide it because he's a lame duck. It's completely over for the U.S demographically. Whites need to focus on making as much money as possible and potentialy becoming diaspora to get away from the brown hordes that are coming over the next 20 years.
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>>62878708
You really think this is the NVIDIA bottom due to this scandal? What if it gets worse?
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JENSEN HAD SEX SELL EVERYTHING
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>SOXL up
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spy looks good
s&p is doing okay too I guess
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>>62878817
>the chick was tghe CEO of some Singapore GPU importer and it turns out she rerouted alot of them to mainland China.
Uhmmmm...didn´t everyone already know that?
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>>62878832
have sex intcel
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>>62878825
he selects for intelligence
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>>62878815
Even the AI has to make his wife look better than in reality
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did he love her or was it just that penis in vagina feels good?
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>>62878841
he literally bred grimes
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alpha fux
beta stocks
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panic selling NVDA is an IQ test
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>>62878841
>he selects for intelligence
surely that must be it
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OHH JENSHEN WHY A YO DIGGA SO BEEG?
ARMOST BEEGA LIE BRACKWERR
YOU SERR A BRACKWERR IN ZHONG GUO?!
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>>62878847
panic buying NVDA is a Testosterone test
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>>62878853
KEK
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>>62878853
>legs closed leaning in
holy fuck im selling i cant hold stock of a company with a BETA ceo
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>>62878847
You know NvIdia has been issuing private credit to all these broke ass Neoclouds so they can buy GPU's right?
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>>62878844
>>62878848
did she give birth to his 50 children personally?
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>>62878844
LMFAO
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>>62878844
that other dumb whore too i forgot name of
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this is the most expensive load in history. i hope the ropes were long.
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>>62878848
You really gonna let me post this? You fucking suck Grimey. Get a job, get a life, and fucking grow up. You suck so fucking bad. Your shit STINKS. You and Elon belonged together. Win him back already.
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8 minutes
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>>62878865
>give your customers YOUR money so they can buy your product
PEAK late stage capitalism
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>>62878783
That's why no one will remember your name.
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This is an affront to white women.
The white race got humiliated by this.
A guy had everything he wanted and then he went back to yellow women anyway.

Yellow women are twice as common as white women. Blond white women are worth their weight in gold.
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>october 15th
>put entire bank account into the s&p because if i wait any longer it'll keep going up and i'll get priced out
>it plummets the next day and keeps crabbing down over the next month
mfw
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>>62878885
At least you didn't buy at the peak like I did.
Threw my entire 401k into stocks because Ben Felix told me to buy the top. It's the winning strategy, never time the market, just buy the top and hole.
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ai niggers tongue my anus
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INTVL BVLL RVN INBOVND
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>>62878853
KEK
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>msft candle

Golden bull run is in
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>>62878874
Transitioning from CEO to lolcow is the ultimate pivot and the peak of the American dream. One must not simply coast off being a lolcow from day 1. You cannot simply just become a cow for lols You must first make sure the world knows who are before falling from grace and then you may lolcow as an international spectacle.
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BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
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ITS HAPPANANAN
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>>62878899
didnt billy gates also cheat on his wife
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>>62878873
Here we go
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>>62878856

UNPROTECTED SEX WITH ASIAN WOMEN IS EXTREMELY BULLISH
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NVIDI-ACK
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>>62878901
Based.
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DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT
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>>62878881
>Blond white women are worth their weight in gold.
What's their weight in GPUs?
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>>62878901
PLEASE GO UP
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Thinking about buying some NVDA tqbh
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>>62878906
Dario pls
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I'm in the ER ask me anything
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>>62878856
Canon cannons
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>>62878902
How'd Iran get in here?
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>TRADING HALTED
TRADING HALTED
>TRADING HALTED
TRADING HALTED
>TRADING HALTED
TRADING HALTED
>TRADING HALTED
TRADING HALTED
>TRADING HALTED
TRADING HALTED
>TRADING HALTED
TRADING HALTED
>TRADING HALTED
TRADING HALTED
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>>62878914
if he real
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And just like that I'm no longer holding nvidia
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PUTS PUTS PUTS PUTS PUTS PUTS PUTS PUTS PUTS PUTS PUTS PUTS PUTS PUTS
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>>62878912
>PLEASE GO UP
jensen to his wife
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What does this actually change about the NV thesis? Change the CEO. What changes?

Why does anyone give a fuck?
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>Nvidia
Morals have won today. GOD BLESS
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I don't feel so good bobo.
I know what you're about to do
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wtf an asian woman just flew over my house
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>>62878924
better than his wife to jensen
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Where is your black monday?
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>giga pump
>INTCel is flat
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NVDA NIGGERS.
DIP STATUS?
>BOUGHT @171
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>>62878926
jensen is NVIDIA doe he always pushed it higher and delivers
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>>62878915
What's the first thing you'll do when you retire?
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SOMEONE CHECK ON BOBO QUICK!!!!
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>>62878939
I don't even if I'll make it to then alive
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>>62878887
But anon, that was the s&p's ATH :(
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>cheats on wife with supposed chinese spy
>stock pumps
kek
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>>62878912
JENSEN HUANG?
MORE LIKE JENSEN HANG YOURSELF
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HYMC bros, are we finally past the bottom?
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>jensen fucked a spy that smuggled product filling black market demand
how is this bad? seems like a pro level CEO move.
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ROAD TO 750 SPY CHADS

744 IS IN
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>do you really think you can keep your secrets from me, white boy?
what do?
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>>62878949
Yep. It's free money from now on.
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>>62878953
jensen isnt white
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Welp I have almost fully recovered to ATH
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>>62878956
most of their prey is, though.
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SPCX
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>>62878953
How is yellow fever even real these bitches look weird as fuck
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tfw not important enough for my semen and secrets to be siphoned out of me, but INTC will get me there =)
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>>62878926
If you think his computer and phone weren't wiretaped to hell, I don't know what to tell you
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>chink retard leaks AI secrets to chunk government
>SPY retard pumps 1%
I….I give up bro. I’m just done. Nothing I do works. I buy calls, liquidated. I buy puts…again…liquidated in minutes. I made more money betting on prediction markets. Fuck it. I’m out.

You’re all fucking gay btw. Tranime loving literal gays.
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>>62878959
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>>62878961
glad i slurped some at 123. wish i got more
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>>62878952
745 IS IN
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>>62878853
kek I wish I had a chinese gf who spoke like that, it never stops being funny
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>>62878937
Only managed $175 because I couldn't log into my broker fast enough. Ugh.
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>zura
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oh, they meant 75 not 175

>>62878953
You read 3x faster than me since English isn't efficient for reading but it may be for writing.

All I talk about is politics and since I only really talk to foreign nationals, I don't have any abroad secrets or anything to lose.
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>750
>>
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Made an easy $1500 on soxl since Thursday
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>>62878965
>he didnt think some ceo cheating on his wife judged by psychopathic market makers is bullish
L M A O
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>>62878970
Typo. Meant $174.
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PAMP IT
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SOXL is getting pumped
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>>62878965
I just buy and hold. It'll be green eventually.
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whoops I forgot to sell NVDA. guess I'm stuck with these bags.
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>>62878965
>market didnt crash because some chink had sex billions must die
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>>62878968
746 IS IN
>>62878977
MOON MISSION

SEE YOU IN THE STARS
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>>62878965
>betting against america
dont rope when jensen gets cleared of any wrong doing and NVDA pumps 10%
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>>62878965
Have you tried being clinically insane?
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I am GIGGGA pamping boys
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>>62878962
what is this cope? they have small, oval faces, round, feminine chins, perfect skin, symmetrical features, cute eyes. they're hecking perfect.
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SLURPSISTERS, QUICKLY! THE NVDA DUMP IS FADING
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WHAT in the name of HOLY FUCK is happening?
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I DIDNT GET TO BUY
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>>62878949
Been holding this bag for a long time. Feels good to finally be on the road upwards again.
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>>62878960
Damn there are so many attractive asian women where I live, I wish I had something they wanted
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>>62878962
and they look even worse irl
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>>62878953
I wonder if it really happened or if it's just an orchestration to stir the pot and distract people. Guess we'll never know. I've seen people straight up divorce a good wife just to be with someone who was coming onto them strong. You'd think we'd be more cautious in 2026.
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>>62878965
This general is for 6 figure accounts and up.
Please see yourself out.
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>everybody gets to be green today except us crypto sissies
Down 25% on the month btw
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>>62878988
the only reason we're moving sideways is because the chinese pussy was old if she was like 23 we would be pamping eet already
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>>62878996
>small, oval faces, round, feminine chins, perfect skin, symmetrical features, cute eyes.
yeah, after they've had half their jawbone shaved off, eyelid surgery, rhinoplasty, 1kg makeup and been fed through fifteen smartphone filters
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>>62878991
747 REJECTED

PUSSIBLE MEGA SLURP
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I have lost $1600 in 45 minutes so I'm gonna set up stoplosses and go back to sleep
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Today I'm making with stocks more than what I get with a month of my job.
Feels good man.
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>>62878978
Ah, laid out like this it makes sense. Jensen is now married to the game.

Fundamentals are rock solid when looking at it like that.
No wife or kids to get in the way.
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>>62878959
Keep on keeping on
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soxl doubters, you ok?
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>>62878978
Giga cope
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>>62878965
>literal spy pumping
>SPY also pumps
kek
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>>62878865
>dealer loans meth addict money so he can buy more meth
this is either genius or retarded depending on his ability to collect
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>>62879016
>copium huffing
i'm posting fairly avg chinkettes, and they don't use much plastic surgery. you can tell that the girls aren't using much makeup, if any, too.
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at least the rest of the market is greenish (for now). coolio
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>>62879020
Let me guess: SOXS?
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Sold NVDA Nov 20th 175 put for 1.3. Either I will get 1300 buxs or my costs basis is 162.
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>>62879025
thinking about buying more desu. t. guy with the makeshift version
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AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS AMD BROS
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>>62879030
not that anon, bro, i've been to Asia and seen them irl, maybe 1% of chinese women look like that, 99% are ugly af
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>>62878979
A handsome 25% up, right?
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nigger pump my beloved
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I need this to keep going all month to recover Nigger October.

Can we do it?
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and we're back
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>>62879019
747 ACCEPTED

BEAR TRAP WAS INITAIATED, SPURP IS IN!
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>Go to /smg to find out what's going on in the market
>Have to slog through a hundred posts about Asian pussy
>It's like being a third world garbage sorter
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>GOOG returning to 300
we're so back
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>>62879034
lmao retard
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Which one out of VOO and SCHD for a brainless foolproof option? I'm too dumb for stock picking since I'm still losing on one that I chose...
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>>62879033
2x leveraged inverse against NVDA and now NVDA is going fuckwild
I might just buy NVDA again
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>>62878922
Thanks for PANIC SELLING dumb retard NIGGER.
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>>62879046
We're being raided by chang posters
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all I need for christmas is nigger pump
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how the fuck does one ceo putting his dick inside a china woman tank our savings?
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>>62879014
My PEPE is up 28% this month
I wish I had perfect 20/20 vision
alas I am a humble diversifier
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>>62879055
she was old
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YOU MORNING FAKEOUT PIECE OF SHIT I'M NOW ONLY SLIGHTLY GREEN TODAY AAAAAAAAA
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THURSDAY WAS THE BOTTOM LMAO
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we're hitting 60 today soxl bros
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>>62879016
Not everyone is keen on their surgical wizardry.
So yes, it fools the eyeballs when they turn up on the tiktok dances. it's exotic by default because they're catering to a separate mainstream, domestic audience.

It doesn't work the same here. the novelty isn't there.
I'm not subjecting myself enough to numb the hypnosis though, yet I remain aware of its power.

You got your answer. I hope you are happy now.
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>>62879055
Literally a James Bond/Austin Powers movie plot, his side piece was an espionage agent
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>>62879055
it's a pretext for some kind of shakeup, like accusing the entire AI sector of alleged espionage for some kind of takeover
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NOOOOOOO
HE.
HAD.
SEX.
WHY IS NIVIDIA RECOVERING
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>>62879055
sex magic. So it was written.
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le rational market is BACK
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>>62879070
What a fucked up world. chads really do always win
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>>62879070
because everyone with cash is buying the niggervideo dip
I mean come on, $170? thats free money, like GOOG at $270
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Holy fuck we are pumpan
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Programmers are saying that opus 5.5 is better than most people at computer programming. Apparently it is over for them.
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>>62879049
>Beta
SCHD = 0.68
VOO = 1.00
QQQ = 1.25

SCHD will have less volatility than SP 500 but will likely underperform. QQQ will have higher volatility than SP 500, but has the potential to outperform. If in doubt pick VOO.
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>>62879070
BLASPHEMY
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>>62879080
Thanks slowpoke
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>>62879050
That's a lot of bondage gear.
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>>62879065
10 am reversal
SOXL continuting to pump would make me too much money
might just be in denial that i can win
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>>62879070
sex havers stay winning, they cannot lose
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Space stocks are having a nice pump before a few earnings this week [ I am down BIGLY], I'm surprised because it's hard to see any of them having particularly good earnings unless I have missed something. Just delays and delays
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two words: bear cock cage
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>>62879080
>>62879084
https://youtu.be/hlZoSp1ZJps?is=b543I6J0oxvA3QFN
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>>62879080
>1pbtid AI shill
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At this point i dont trust any pump movement lower than 15 percent.
This year is too gay for such gains.
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>>62879080
most people are not good programmers
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nvdabros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o
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>>62879053
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>I sold my SOXL at the pico bottom
At least I'm loaded the fuck up, 66% of my port, with SPY, QQQ, and even SOXL calls.
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Bsin
Kvhi
Cert
Absi

All up and green on the 5 day and month
Lfg.
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>>62879095
if it's lower than 15% can you really even call it a pump?
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wtf i love jensen huang.
let's make every ceo have an affair with an east asian broad.
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OH GOD I'M GONNA FUCKING RECOOOOOOOOOOVER
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Motherfucking dip buyers at it again.
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>>62879037
I've been to china and japan too, you just don't get it because you are a homo. traveling in japan with my gf made me brake up with her when on our last day there because 80% of jap girls was mogging my gf and I wanted to do better
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Memory chip family

It's not over until it's over for us
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>>62879112
First, they make them believe everythign is fine. Then, they crush their dreams.
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>>62879044
748 ACCEPTED

OUR TIME IS NEAR SPY BROS!!!!! 2 PERCENT GAIN CONFIRMED
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>>62879091
Hi Si Xiam
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>>62879107
Not under the Trumpet crime boss. No
I see this green gone by evening
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>>62879112
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This pump is a bull trap. CPI tomorrow morning followed by CoreWeave earnings will knock some sense back into the markets for the rest of the week. None of the factors that have triggered recent selloffs have changed.
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>>62879081
So for long term holding the volatility shouldn't really be a problem since the downturns will eventually be over? Thanks for the reply.
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Okay this is retarded. Not Nvidia, but everything else
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>>62879037
you can't have been to east asia then.
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>>62879113
that says more about your ex than about japanese women anon
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>>62879124
Other way around. CRWV earnings will pump the fuck out of everything because the riskiest thing in the market right now will prove itself. IREN was a preview, hence why we're pumping right now. It'll pump even harder EOW with NBIS earnings being better than both.
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I deposited more money on saturday to IBKR and the nigger platform takes ages to actually recieve it. Now the dip is gone.. I am so mad. Aaaaaa
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>>62879113
holy fuck your gf was fugly
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my other long holds are covering my NVDA losses, im green today bobo lost
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>>62879124
very risky to bet against neoclouds right now when their valuations got railed in the ass
IREN had stellar earnings and pumped 20% in a day
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>>62879117
748 REJECTED

POSSIBLE NIGGER SLURP

HOLD THE LINE
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Here comes the dumperino.
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nvda is so god damn cheap rn but still...
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>>62878901
Based lfg
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this thread isn't it
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>>62879113
>brake up
that uggo dodged a low iq bullet
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>>62879136
Even Nvidia would be easily above 200 by the end of the week. Its an overreaction that doesn't affect business at all. I am waiting for Anthropic to announce something though then the market would really pump.
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>>62879133
whaaat? my money arrives in IBKR within 15 minutes

>t EU
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MRNA is nigger pumping AGAIN
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>>62879118
Hi!
Guess you can get my username from a shared link. Cool.
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I woke up 15 minutes late but my limit order came through near the bottom nice
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>>62879132
They need to update this graph
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>>62879138
NIGGER SLURP CONFIRMED

ROAD TO 749 IS BACK ON
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haha the nvda chart looks like an erect penis weanus
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>>62879149
How do you feel about Tianenmen Square Protests?
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>>62879147
Mine takes at least 2 days to arrive.
>t. Canadian
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>>62879157
Dude who stood in front of the tank had balls of steel and China will eventually celebrate him as a hero.
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locksneed going up, war back on?
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>>62879159
What happened to him?
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CEG was free money. I told you niggers. It even gave you a really nice entry
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>>62879144
kek I see that I'm a bit retarded today...
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>>62879163
That was Jenseng Huang
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>>62879163
No one knows.
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Is non
one comenting on thr bigger thing moving the market?
The Trump coments about unlikely to resstart IRAN war? Thats ehats aleviating the markets much more than this overblown Nvidia spy thing. You can check Oil amd Gas are dropping like crazy and the rest of the market pumps because of that. Im not saying its true what Trump says because i dont believe him but the market does and takes him at his word.
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Bears lost
Post your liquidations Cuck bears.
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>>62879176
kek
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DIDN'T I GO 20X LEVERAGE ON MU WHEN IT WAS DOWN TO 650 IT'S TOO FUCKING HOT HERE IN HELL
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>>62879163
it was in fact two separate incidents
1st dude got ran over
the 2nd dude was pulled away by one of his friends but it looked like if his friend wasnt there he'd have stood his ground and gotten flattened
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>boggleheads stay winning
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I ALWAYS get fucking cucked on market orders holy shit.
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my brain fucks my shit up when im trading
>SOXL at 53.8
just need SOXL to clear 54 and we're gold
>54.01
LETS GOOOOO
>53.99
*puts gun in mouth*
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NOKing it rn
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>>62879112
Every pullback is an opportunity
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>>62879183
Did you solded early?
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>>62879183
>market order
Why the FUCK would you EVER do a market order?
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>>62879133
>>62879147
>>62879158
mine is instant wtf are you retards on?
xtb btw
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>>62879126
>So for long term holding the volatility shouldn't really be a problem since the downturns will eventually be over?
I personally like QQQ over VOO. But if VOO is down 35%, QQQ might be down 45% to 50%. For a long term hold I like the growth of QQQ. Just depends on your tolerance.
>>
AMD computer on the road to 1000?
>>
749 NIGGEEEEEERS
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>>62879189
as opposed to
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I don't understand why a man cheating on his wife means you should sell stocks. These are completely unrelated events.
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>>62879133
what was the mode of transfer? e-transfer or otehrwise?
e-transfer is near instaneous
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>>62879188
no i bought and somehow got filled at the highest point possible in a candle and it never went back to hit that price again
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>>62879197
Can't honeypot Lisa
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>>62879152
749 ACCEPTED

WE ARE REACHING THE LANDING ZONE
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>>62879201
its the chinese spy part that matters.
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>>62879186
20% down because I fell for the shilling here
>>
why is everyone investing in US stocks and stock markets when we all know biz (like every 4chan board) is only like 20% American nowadays? are European and Asian stockmarkets that shitty?
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>>62879190
Something to do with it being on the weekend. Otherwise it does transfer within 15 mins.
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>BullFUCKINGGODS
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>>62879204
id put some honey in her pot and all she has to do is gift a video card and then a few stocks at a time
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This shit is fucking whack
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>>62879179
AAAAAAAAA I DIDN'T TRUST THE CULT I DIDN'T TRUST THE CUUUUUUUULT
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>>62879177
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>>62879202
It has a couple of options like wire-transfer or bill payment. I always choose bill payment since thats what I am used to. Unfortunately, IBKR doesn't have an etransfer option like wealthsimple.
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>>62879208
Yes, liquidity is reay low in Euro markets and frankly there are less than 5 companies worth investing in.
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>>62879208
i swing traded rheinmetall for a bit during the start of the ukriane war but its gone to shit
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BULLS ON PARADE
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>>62879208
Money goes to where it's treated best (best returns). Nothing much has beaten the US equities
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>>62879225
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE
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>>62879203
Give it some time anon, the market is gonna pump this week.
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>>62879207
Multibag by EO2030.
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Where is the divorce announcement Lori?
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>real economy stocks tanking
>gaymd/njudea as stable as ever
economy is so fake its ureal
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>>62879208
If they implement a single European market i will invest in that.
Not my fault EU is retarded.
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I realized a lot of gains today. this retard pump is hilarious. CPI niggering tomorrow btw
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>>62879201
I'm not complaining about free money
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>>62879228
I got it back!
I excited immediately and made 45 bucks
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>>62879208
Most of my port is parked in the EU.
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NEW WITH LINKS
>>62879237
>>62879237
>>62879237
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>nasdaq up 2.35%
lol what happened to the end of tech
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>>62879232
Don't forget TSLA and SPCX pumping.
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>>62879221
internet query says ikbr does Electronic Funds Transfer (EFT) which is fast and easiest
look into that
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>>62879208
as a europeasant, id rather cut off my arm than ever trade in gayrope, basically you are forced to hold collapsing stock, 0 buyers
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>>62879240
KEK
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>>62879240
fuck off


Someone bake a proper thread
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>>62879238
>made45buckstodayGODS
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>>62879238
Good for you my friend.
>>62879243
Got it, thanks anon
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>>62879208
>why is everyone investing in US stocks and stock markets when we all know biz (like every 4chan board) is only like 20% American nowadays? are European and Asian stockmarkets that shitty?
Look at the top 100 worldwide companies by market cap. It's not even a fair competition.
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Nice black Monday you got here bobo
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>>62879242
if spacex can do their doulbe catch this week were in business
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>>62879248
It aint much, but its honest work. Specially considering how I bought and it immediately went down by 200, then I held till green. Feels good mane.
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>>62879234
>CPI
oh sheiit
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>>62879238
>outperforms 95% of traders
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>>62879208
I'm South American and I learned the hard way to never invest in any third world country, and then wasted time investing in europistan and asia just to realize everyone telling me to dollarize my savings and just put my money in the USA were right all along.
if you just put all your money on qqqm, in ten years you'll have better returns than 90% of global investors with complicated, convoluted investment schemes
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>>62879200
limit orders.
>>
I'm going to generate with AI FemBobo getting fucked all night.
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>>62879200
A limit order, which means you can't get fucked.
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>>62879208
The liquidity seems so fucking low that manipulators can basically take over a stock and do whatever they want with it.
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>>62879206
*its the chinese spy part they want to convince you matters
It doesnt.
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>>62879177
Why DIDN'T people expect a Monday pump at opening? I'm still rather new to all this so that's the part I don't understand.
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finally opened the portfolio
im official doing worse than spy YTD
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uhhh nvdabros
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Proper thread with links
>>62879295
>>62879295
>>62879295
Migrate
>>62879295
>>62879295
>>62879295
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>>62879293
I hold nvidia, palantir, amd and google.
I know that feel.
Not selling tho.
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>>62879186
TIL there is a version of Mirror's Edge for Nokia, neat.
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>>>>62878649
>>>>62878649
>>>>62878649


Migrate
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>>62879225
KAWMITIT NAO



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