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Liberal women edition.

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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>>62879295
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>AI baggies fell for it again
Thanks for providing exit liquidity
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Huge ups and huge downs. Reminds me of KOSPI before the big one
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AUTIST MELTY THREAD

This is the real one >>62879237
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NIGGERS
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>>62880114
>baggies fell for it even doe tech is barely off highs for the day
????
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why, my peenus weanus of course :)

hahah! :D

it's my weeeeeenus peanus! :) hahah

ITT: why AI bubble popped - my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :D

hahaha!
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>>62880110
>don't film the animals
lol
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Are you buying ANT this month, anon?
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how do i profit off china spy comfort women
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I'm literally fucking mindbroken after losing 60% in the past month
now I'm making shitty "safe" trades and losing even more
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I've been reading Ed Zitron for 2 years now and thanks to him i know how incredibly financially fucked up this whole thing is. Enjoy your crash and your bags, just as he has predicted.

I will buy the generational bottom while you are fashioning your noose.
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>>62880135
NIGGER RAPING TRVTHNVKE me too
I'm down like 71% ATH so I'm making sure I am at least +10% YTD before I make bigger trades so I don't go red YTD
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any good dips to buy, i waited to long for MU and didnt buy in friday
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>>62880135
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When do you guys think the AI bubble will finally pop?
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>>62880145
When the third Admiral appears.
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I am still 20 percent down from ATH in fucking march.
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>>62880141
That's a child!
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I HEREBY ORDAIN UNTO NVDA THE PERMISSION TO PAMP
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>>62880145
Summer 2026.
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>>62880135
>now I'm making shitty "safe" trades and losing even more
Ive had that happen too. If Im gonna lose money on that then I may as well retardmaxx.
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>>62880150
It's fucking over I'm not gonna vote for him
>>62880156
By a laying on of hands?
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>>62880151
havent heard of a stock like that boss
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>>62880150
Still down 30k or so from ATH, but I know trump will do some dumb shit soon so I can keep waging forever
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>>62880147
I'm a liquor person but I'm not smart.
Market is safe for now. You're welcome.
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>>62880164
Why did you post SummerColors Festival here?
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>>62880156
okay, i'll try this one more time today with a small position of only a couple thousand contracts.
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>>62880150
> white? fascist. bad
>minority? progressive. good

same fascism, different pyramid scheme.
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>>62880139
You literally say it in your own post. He has been harping about it for years and years. But the crash only came in the last couple of months. And it looks like the crash is already uncrashing itself.

He thought 2024 LLMs were the end of the line.

Your Zitron is just a broken clock that has been right twice a day.
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>MU is expensive at 700
Nigger there's a 30% upside until 900 which is low for MU. Are you fags serious?
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Loving today's giganiggerpump
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>>62880184
Guess we back in the cult now
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surely MY penny stock I invested in will be the one to hit it big (:
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>>62880145
>>62880157
Let it be known that AI bubble popped on June 22, 2026, and will continue deflating for the forseeable future.
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>>62880110
33 male, live at home for minimal rent, 10k net worth, make 50k a year on track to make 70k+ within a couple years in LCOL area, I've been retarded with work and money my entire life,.now I'm just Roth IRA maxing VOO. I want to have mod six figures by forty is it possible? Is it worth it for a retard to try to learn trading if they actually lit effort into it and don't fall for scams?
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>>62880167
My take is he is playing the role of useful hateful retard and will be replaced by a "savior" that will be much worse than him and everyone will cheer.
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>>62880179
>the crash is already uncrashing itself
AI baggies everybody
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>>62880150
>black jewish man
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>JUST IN: ANTHROPIC OFFICIALLY LAUNCHES WORLD'S MOST POWERFUL CLAUDE AI MODELS 'FABLE 5.2' AND 'MYTHOS 5.2.'
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>>62880200
>itshappening
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Hycroft is back
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Well fuck me, NVDA is going down again after i bought my calls. I can never win with this fucking stock, fucking never win fucking ever. I hate this piece of shit so much. I hope Jensen gets fucking put up against a wall like them Rosemburg mother fuckers.
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>>62880150
Silence sweaty a black Jewish man is speaking
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>>62880200
>anthropic launches the most powerful AI yet
>meanwhile
>im chilling as always in my comfy room
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>>62880110
Democrats are good for the market! Miggas seething!
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Reminder: CPI tomorrow.
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Hystericals:
>[shaking like a leaf] Oh no, Chink models will take over the world! Look at the bench results!
Reality:
>1 simple requirement added to an existing bench test absolutely craters their performance. Because they are not actually intelligent like Opus and GPT. They are just parroting or lazy.
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>>62880216
Go be poor somewhere else
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remember to take profits into strength because it never lasts
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>>62880216
>any LLM
>intelligent
Haha yeah
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elon musk is my king
elon musk is my god
i will do anything to defend elon musk and his assets
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>>62880204
>tfw I'm still behind 30% on my bags
In retrospect I should have just cut some losses earlier but I figured I'd just hold through the pain and hopefully this is my relief.
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>>62880205
>Well fuck me, NVDA is going down again after i bought my calls.
Works on my machine.
You should have waited until the Chink spy gf story broke with buying those calls.
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>>62880216
>ecause they are not actually intelligent like Opus and GPT
Those aren't "intelligent" either you mongoloid retard. You have no idea how these things even function if you think what they do is even in the same descriptive category as intelligence.
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Bear market rallies are such kino.
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>>62880227
Least fanatical musktard.
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>>62880233
Define "intelligence".

Here is my definition: "the ability to solve complex problems, or to reason about non-obvious relationships and construct accurate predictions from that."

Waiting for your midwit-type answer about magical soul goo.
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how do you predict the future: im sick of being a sort of npc- or maybe a settler. how does someone become a nightwatchman..
how did they do it in the past? like gold miners, early oil companies..
its not like them being first meant that they won but still..
i want to be IN that next big thing. we missed the beginning of bitcoin
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>>62880231
I just want one last 2 dollar pump before the close, but it's giving everything back.
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>>62880227
nothing more pathetic than an ant trying to ankle bite a titan
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>>62880216
>feed models 1, 2, 3, 4 data a,b,c,d
>benchmark puts them at 75%
>feed models 1, 2 data e
>benchmark puts 1,2 at 75% and 3,4 at 50%
>OH MY HECKIN NOAHIDE SCIENCE IT'S LITERAL ACTUALLY INTELLIGENCERINO
>feed models 3,4 data e
>ermmm.. QUICKLY, MOVE THE GOALPOSTS AGAIN
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>>62880132

nah I already have a shitton of GOOGL bags
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Is this the thread? Seems so, the other two are slower.
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>look at SOXL option data
>the high risk 1 week otm gamble has only made a 2x after a 20%+ pump
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Elon Mosque
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>>62880200
it's over
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I survived the stock market crash of 2026
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>>62880216
In my opinion. American models are pretty far ahead of the Chinese ones, further ahead than China would like to pretend. However, that guy didn't mention kimi or qwen, which are both better than Shitseek.
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>>62880239
LLMs don't "reason" though. They don't "construct accurate predictions" either. You literally don't even know how these machines work, you've been completely bamboozled by AI hype men. It is unreal to me how there are so many dicksuckers for Sam Altman who literally do not even bother to research what they are fanboying.

LLMs do nothing but assemble word chains with probabilistic models. They don't "understand" anything. They don't "read" your prompt and then "think" of a response. They assemble the most probable output based on the input, which it arrived at through brute force computing trial and error. The reason the cost of compute goes up and up forever with "AI" is because they simply increase the base context for the model to make it appear "smarter" when it isn't actually any smarter than it was years ago. It just makes fewer mistakes outputting what people expect it to output when they give it any particular input, because it has a larger body of context to draw on.

There is no "thinking", there is no "reasoning" involved.
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>>62880200
luddites LOST
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Some people are just born to be exit liquidity.
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>not dividendsmaxxing
ngmi
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>>62880266

REALIZED GAINS NIGGER. YOU CANT TAKE THEM. LMAOOOOO
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I hate this shit! GO BACK UP BEFORE I LOSE MY SHIT N'VIDEO!
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Watermelon Musk
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.
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Melon Husk
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>>62880264
How is human reasoning any different? Checkmate faggot
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NVDA is going to dump hard as fuck into close and I'm going to buy it at 3:55 PM for 165
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Once again I missed an exit on my holding
>runs up bigly
>loses the gain by the time I check
Happened last week too. Couldve roundtripped and made extra gains
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Blue Eisenhower Winter
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none of these charts seem real since 2020. unironically feel like they should all crash back to that level.
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Felon Dusk
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>>62880277
Ai copies existing ideas.
You brain is capable of coming up with new ideas.
Thats about all.
AI is not really thinking but it will eventually get there. I am not sure we want that tho. Slaves that dont think for themselves are better.
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>CPI
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>>62880290

Back in 2020 we said the same thing. Humans have a hard time accepting how compounding returns look.
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>>62880290

imagine how many trannies would do mass shootings if SOXL went to 0
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ai bad
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>>62880264
>ou literally don't even know how these machines work,
I probably understand that better than you, since I majored in math and CS at university and am right now doing multivariate analysis for finance purposes (portfolio optimization, Ito calculus), so matrix multiplication isn't some humbug to me.
Maybe you're an engineer actually working with machine learning. Then I concede.
>LLMs do nothing but assemble word chains with probabilistic models.
Why do you care about how they work. I comment output. I comment results. The results are intelligent work. Your philosophical hogwash leaves me cold.
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I don't want a solution
I want hairy Chinese pussy
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So who do I have to thank for my giant green erection today?
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>>62880290
It has become more like a casino. Makes it feel like the stcok market is a ponzi and the time to just sell and never buy back in due to loss of trust is soon
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its time to realize some gains when COHR goes up even more tomorrow
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>>62880304
Bussy for burning tax money to short oil, that's what makes everything pamp
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>>62880303
So does everyone friend. Maybe if we all just had easier access to hairy pussy, the world would be a better place, and we wouldn't have all these high profile affair disasters.
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>>62880304
heard some anon donated his foreskin to a certain group of people
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>>62880304
Same reason the dumps happen with no news. My guess algos and hedgefunds anon decided to pump it. Idk why thobeit
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>>62880290
How about 2023? Would that do ya?
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Just woke up, what did I miss bros?
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>third carrier arrives in the middle east sometime friday-sunday
one last week of pumping before the nigger dump to sub 700
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Pump QQQ and QQQM!
Pump QLD and TQQQ!
Pump QQQI, JEPQ, and GPIQ!
Pump /NQ and /MNQ!
Pump the Nasdaq up!
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>>62880318
It's likely just replacing the one that's been there since the beginning though. But might as well fire some missiles before leaving, why not.
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>>62880295
This is my favorite one. Flirty Musk is like a diety
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Bring back Obama era economics.
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WTFWT
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>>62880337

>D00D JUST SET IT AT 0% AND LET IT C000000M

lol
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what the hell is hapenning
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All you had to do was trust the plan
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>AL ARABIYA SOURCES: WASHINGTON HAS ALLOWED URANIUM ENRICHMENT INSIDE IRAN TO 3.67%, AND TEHRAN HAS AGREED
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>mfw it goes green after being red
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My erection is getting BIGGER and GREENER
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DIE BOBOS
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>>62880345
Gambling is unhealthy, the stock market is supposed to be boring.
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>>62880288
President Carter, young money Democrat
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>>62880351
>al-arabiya
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>>62880351
What the fuck is this shit? The one thing I agreed with Trump about was not letting the sandnogs get a nuke. And now he's cucking on that?
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are we really going back to ath eow?
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>>62880363
I think he realized Israel isn't his greatest ally and that Nyahu ruined him. He's getting revenge.
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>>62880363
They get ONE nuke because Trump is mad at Israel because they made him lose.
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KORU under 7 last week was the easiest buy of my life
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https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/ing-puts-500-million-data-center-loans-up-sale-bloomberg-news-reports-2026-11-06/

Orange Lion Sisters how are we feeling?
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Kek oil baggies
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Oil sisters... How are we feeling?
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>>62880352
I miss the bleached blond Y2Kish era
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>>62880374
The AI bubble is still popping lol, time to sell oil and NVDA and get some real stock.
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imagine investing in commodities in 2026
so backwards and primitive yikes
what's next? buying cattle?
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>>62880381
LMAO the real AI run didn't even start yet.
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>Trump just gives up and spreads his anus wide to Iran
kek, why didn't he just do it before the midterms to try to bring gas down?
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>>62880381
you lost tranny
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>>62880374
>The selloff erased $3 trillion in market value from S&P 500 companies. Data center operators Applied Digital (APLD.O), opens new tab, Cipher Digital (CIFR.O), opens new tab and IREN (IREN.O), opens new tab tumbled more than 14% each.
Isn;t it lready back kek
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>>62880200
>>62880258
a trillion dollar IPO does make people really creative
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>>62880388

Trump is probably the first POTUS to ever be so strongly truck/SUV voter coded. So I don't think he realized how firmly coupled his approval with them (and turnout) is fixed to the current price of gas.

lol
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Feel a bit sorry for the future Anthropic baggies. Like with SpcX the only play is buying day 1 and selling at the all-time top jnext week because it will never get better.
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I still dont trust any pump till it goes 15% up and above
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We're all getting ready to pump into the Anthropic IPO, right? Gotta get all that yummy IPO hype money. I've been keeping my investments minimal lately to ensure I have the largest pool of cash to pump in on open. Idk if its gonna pump and dump all in one day though, or if its gonna be like SpaceX and have a good 2-3 days before dumping.
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>>62880368
Ok that's kinda based. We all where it will go
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Nothing ever happens OOOOOOOOOOOOOhhh
>#SOXL
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>>62880404
No. We always lose money with these IPOs crashing immediately after they start selling
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can't believe last week was the bottom
I'm glad I bought the dip
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>>62880402
Is that the manga where he jerks off in the girls' toilets repeatedly? God damn you just sent me down a 14+ year old /a/ nostalgia trip. I miss old /a/.
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Nvidia?
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Gas falling more than 8% now. Below 80€. Im so tempted to buy...
I must resist.
The news are very confliting. The USA getting ready for a final bombimg run while moving all those assets there and yet the market is pricing in Trumps words instead of his actions...
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> buy some AMD last Monday since I've expected record earnings from their Helios deployment
> turns out to be correct
> get fucked hard anyway because Demokrats are fucking faggots
> completely recover today and then some because Jensen couldn't control his dick

Based Leatherjacketman
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>>62880433
>
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Buy puts bears if you're so smart
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>>62880354
I WANT TO GIVE HER MY CUM AS TRIBUUUUUUUTE
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I'm too much of a chickenshit to call Nvidia
Like I KNOW it will go back to $230, it just will
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Oil niggers look down on leveraged retards and at the same refuse to acknowledge that oil is high risk. Literally at the mercy of orange retard kek
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>>62880441
Oil will never touch 120
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INOGODS WWA
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Anyone looking at HIMS before earnings, down 10% today and 20 for the month
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>>62880434
Heh
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>>62880448
I still can't believe a fucking insider did a drive by and turned a meme stock into a decent one
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>>62880434
kek
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Thanks to this guy for making me go long btw
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>>62880458
THAT WAS ME LOL
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>>62880461
It was a good wakeup call thanks anon
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>>62880461
>not selling
is it still worth buying though
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what is even going on with the stock market today?
why is everything up so much?
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>>62880465

I bought some GOOGL. NVDA probably worth but I think it might go lower. everything else I dunno not really cheap
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the past month has been an elaborate 45D chess move by trump to trap the bears.
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>>62880465
I bought heavy on margin
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>>62880440
same I'm long term bullish but short term bearish
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>>62880469
I bought some GOOGL too. I think it has found its floor. Started creating a juicy and thick bag last week.
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Soxl literally went under 40 and you niggers still didn’t buy
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>>62880149
I lowkey might all in DebtWeave for earnings and hope for a 10% pop...

based or cringe?
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>>62880425
Yes i am also ancient and still here
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>INTC

If it closes above 60 I will suck my own dick

Screenshot this
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>>62880483
It will pump alongside other neoclouds. Earnings will be great, you already saw it with IREN. It's the perfect trade too because everyone's still traumatized by last week's dump but it's only up from here.
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Strange days indeed.
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AMD PUMPAAAAAN
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What the fuck is this market lol

>AMD 1250 price target

We were literally screaming crashing last week. Now everything is ok?

>INTC almost 60
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>>62880482
I was asleep the entire move down, fuck me.
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You will dump tomorrow and Wednesday even more.
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>>62880433
> that picture
You got me
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>>62880496
It’s all Jewish tricks to get you to sell at a loss then they buy it up for cheap and raise the price target . The only way to win is to buy and hold. When shit you like dips, buy even more. Do NOT be confused by Hebraic financial tricks
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WING marines we made it
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Bulls running
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>>62880496
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>>62880496
Shut up Timmy dont jinx it
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>>62880500
I will fucking annihilate you Bobo.
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>>62880267
literally no point in 2026 and with our brokeboi investments
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>>62880513
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>>62880496
>We were literally screaming crashing last week.

AMD overselling like that was retarded anyway. They had a very strong Q3 earning and great outlook for the future.
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>>62880491
im going to do it anonymous.

The only question is, do i buy now or hope for a slurp tomorrow before earnings?
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I want to diversify into crypto (5% of folio).
Should I do btc or xmr?
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>>62880522
XMR, the only crypto that has some inherent value. But again you can just buy ans use it as "currency", so.. Idk
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>>62880482
It didn't go *under* 40.
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>>62880522
Wrong general
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>>62880496
the 1250 pt is from four months ago tho (not that I would mind tho)
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>>62880482
But I did.
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>>62880522
bitcoin is 12% up for the past 5 years. do you really think this is a good idea?
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
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>AI schizomooning over nothing
>this, somehow, disproves the bubble hypothesis
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>>62880110
guy popped her tire afterwards
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>>62880533
NOTHING HAPPENED WHAT ARE YOU YELLING ABOUT
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>>62880516
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POWER HALF HOUR PLEASE
keep it pumping!!!
KEVIN!!!
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>>62880541
HE'S NOT DEAD
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>The price target was from months ago

Uhhhhhhhh analysts can reaffirm price targets

>Baird reiterated its Outperform rating and $1,250.00 price target on Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) on November 4, 2026

Im about to ram my head through a wall
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ΤΗΕ WITCHING HOUR
WHERE GAINS BECOME LOSSES
AND LOSSES BECOME GAINS
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>>62880542
There's like 3 active-ish threads, idk where to post
also I'm working on my Kevin track
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>>62880541
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>>62880541
Anon I heard you ended yourself Thursday during the dumpening.
I am very glad to hear that you are alive!
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>weak hands shaken out
>bobos crushed
GET READY FOR THE $1000 TRAIN MUMU BROS
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>>62880539
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SPCX +5.39%
LUNR +15.14%
UFO +6.77%
NASA +9.33%
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>>62880555
I'm gonna be fucking rich.
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>>62880560
>spaceFUCKINGGODS
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that was the top
I aped into sqqq
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baking before 400 should be punished by the janitorial staff, thread splitting before that threshold even more severely. it's not like we will run out of retard bakers either. jannies take action.
financially speaking i'm up double digits today.
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>>62880553
No I just got distracted doing something else
I think about ending it every day, but haven't made any plans to do so yet so I'm still here
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Holy fuck I just realized the US government is the biggest shareholder of Intel
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>>62880568
Please anon /smg/ won't be the same without you. Stay strong. I believe in you
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>>62880571
that's ok they have an infinite money printer and are used to spending billions and trillions on needfuls.
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JEROMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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>>62880577
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>62880571

no shit retard. trump gave them 9 billion dollars so they could build shit that exploded in Israel. that was the whole retard pump dumbass
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>>62880575

Its like 2008 General Motors bailout... except there is no liquidation or bankruptcy risk. Just money printing
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damn i sold my MSFT calls too soon, that was a fucking 10 bagger
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>>62880571
Biggest bear sign is a company so shit it needs saving all the time
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>>62880535
No one said that, the movers have just decided to let it run a bit longer, slurp some more panican dollars when they dump it again
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HYMC baggies, how much more now before you are back? I only need another 34% ;)
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>>62880571
>imagine the babe niggers and moms
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>>62880585
Shut the fuck up retard
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>>62880594

that nigger had SOXL on margin before the crash out and then his pickem shit NOK and INTC got hatefucked even harder. his mom is so fucking pissed
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>>62880581
no he didn't. biden gave them that money for free and then trump held it hostage until they gave him equity. trump harmed intel he didn't help them at all
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>>62880595
Look, I know I'm retarded and left like 500% of the gains right there on the table, but I still did okay today. I just want to take this small victory and be happy with what I got.
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>>62880594
it's genually karma for his hubris and being an annoying nigger
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>>62880594
>>62880600
i'm up 45k today
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I sold my SOXL
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>>62880605
I like him.
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there's 800 people watching dsp sit at the character creation screen in WoW
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since last week was a fad, what are you slurping this week?
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Tomorrow CPI report. the day after, Iran. perfect storm.
You have been warned.
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>>62880616
Crypto unironically.
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I only hold spym and brkb
I should learn stocks but man I'm just too retarded
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>>62880616
All the stuff with the most room to run. Soxx, sandisk, micron, western digital, intel, amd, lumentum
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>>62880623
ngmi
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INTEL 60

>INTEL 60

INTEL 60

>INSEL 60

INTEL 60
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>>62880615
True passive income. None of that divvy shit.
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>>62880623
bold move and it will probably work
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POWER NINE MINUTES
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>>62880628
>>INSEL 60
Freudian slip?
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>>62880631
Thx anon
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>>62880616
GOOGL
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>>62880622
>Armistice/Veterans Day
What did they mean by this?
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>>62880615
How much money is he making by streaming? There's no way it's worthwhile right?
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>>62880628
hell yeah. need another 2x from here and i'm back to green
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>>62880126
Kek
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>>62880649
He claimed his PSP as a business expense.
You cannot comprehend the financial genius that is Phil Burnell
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>>62880622
It might also have to do with Gulf countries selling off once they realize they aren't going to get any financial compensation.
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>>62880649
Nigger he has his own car, house, wastes thousands on gacha shit each week and the IRS FEAR him.
And i don't remember if his wife even works or if she is his personal pig caretaker.
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>>62880649
he is heavily in debt. he is also 45 with no real world skills. he has no way out, he literally has to make it work otherwise he will LITERALLY die like on dog on the street.
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Official thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gtvR6UKfHk
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DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
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>>62880622
I am more bullish than ever thought possible
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*DING DING DING*

MARKETS CLOSED!

How much money did you make today, anon?
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>>62880660
up 4%
but what was even going on today?
why the rally?
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>>62880660
>>62880662
+2% today :)
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>>62880659
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I didn't buy NVDA calls so now aftermarket kikes will just slurp it all up. It's all so fucking tiresome
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>>62880660
Today: +4.61%
This Month: -1.98%
This Year: +20.35%
From Peak: -9.88%
12 Months: +3.63%
some real schizo shit
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>>62880655
I mean.....its not wrong, as much as kiwi niggers and detractors/a-logs like to cry about it his job IS streaming and making dogshit videos.
And the goverment even agrees with him seeing as how he's never had a problem with them in all these years.
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>>62880662
+3.98% (+$102,823.52) Today
Unnnngggggg
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>>62880666
stop being a day trader and just buy in and hold
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>>62880667
Mr. Slow and Steady. What's your main holdings?
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>>62880660
>>62880662
+1.68%
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>>62880660
+2.53% today

+0.93% this week

-2.57% this month

+19.63% YTD

Lets keep this gains going this month and I feel good
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>>62880662
Sold for a solid 25%. It will now 2x from here.
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>>62880660
+8.78% after total rape last week
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>>62880670
imagine being a day trader
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>>62880660
+3,94%
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>>62880662
>fake ding post
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>>62880660
>up 3.62% even with my big nvda bags
Thanks LLY, thanks CEGs, even UUUU put in work today.
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>>62880660
>>62880662
I still want to kill myself but money is not one of the reasons today
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>>62880660
-0,42%
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>>62880662
$2,000 dollarinos in paper Gold. Feels golden mang
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>>62880685
Generational bottom. I hope you bought... leverage... on margin.
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>SOXL was supposed to continue shitting its pants today
>fucking moons
okay bears, I know some of you faggots are holding SOXS.
Post those folios.
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>>62880662
+6.66%
Bogged down by Nvidia bags, it doesn't matter anyways, I need another big pump to be in the green again.
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>>62880660
Everything seems to have gone up a bit today. That's nice.
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>>62880660
+5.74%
Only down 13% now
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$60? our soxl is hitting $100
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>>62880672
QLD, SSO, and SCHD as a hedge
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>>62880110
Anyone buying Anthropic? Got any plays?
Did space X ever dip below IPO price even with the 40% dip?
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>>62880699
Same fren
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>>62880667
>This Year: +20.35%
>12 Months: +3.63%
What the fuck happened in 45 days?!
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>>62880701
>QLD, SSO, and SCHD as a hedge
That's literally the best leveraged portfolio in smg.
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>>62880709
3 more days like this. I believe.
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>>62880691
I have been slurpin, but I don't have the conviction to go all in and max out my margin.
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>>62880716
>>62880716
>>62880716
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>>62880715
Nah, I called the pump today, but I think CPI will piss on the parade. NBIS will beat expectations though.
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> down 30% in my all-in semi's poorfolio
> just got paid my best month ever and I'm suddenly 50% in cash.
> bank account blocked out of the blue because "muh technical reasons"

Fuck this borderline banana country, we'll be the next paraguay soon.

Anyhow, where to allocate cash?

- SOXL
- Crypto
- Stay cashed
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>>62880712
This year is YTD relative to close on 12/31/25
12 months is relative to close on 11/9/25
You can see in the lower chart why the 12 month isn't as good. There was a mega dump last November.
>>62880714
Thanks
I'd like to add a bit of SOXL too, but I'm limited on funds. I should have bought last week though
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>>62880730
>What the fuck happened in 45 days?!
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>>62880660
-1%
I didn't even do anything today, my Intel puts just won't print.
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>>62880728
i love america but americans are absolutely retarded and i'm not surprised to see that
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new

>>62880737
>>62880737
>>62880737
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>>62880441
You don’t understand cyclical companies. They only buy below midcycle prices faggot. Anyone buying in 2026 was a tourist.
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>>62880110
lol how often is she going to drive by?
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>>62880690
I'll never have enough money to have my own personal dancing kittens on a first class flight to Tel Aviv... I mean I'll be able to afford the first class plane ticket, but the dancing kittens are going to be way too fucking much.
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>>62880728
Taliban are good company on many issues
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>>62880728
are white people just neutral on AI?
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>>62880606

red YTD lmao
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Wht is no one buying Eli Lilly here?



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