the next industrial revolution edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams-waste of time:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>True Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous>>62881328
i was thinkinginstead of just buying gold or cryptowhat about buying bonds redeemable in gold or crypto? why not do this?
>futas
What should the AI bagholder cult general be called? /gme/ and /bbbyq/ have generals, and AI is soon going to be the hottest new bags to HODL down to zero.AI Plan Trusters General - /aiqg/?Singularity in Two More Weeks - /s2mw/?Effective Altruism AI General - /eaaig/?
please stocks guys buy the right stuffi just wanna look at stuff and think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5jI9I03q8E
Goddamnit, scoopsies is so fucking and gives head so ridiculous to ignore that I can't even think about sleeping...https://youtu.be/YS0h2-hy9rw?si=0JK0KM0GNEweGIpYI miss rkg, fucking RIP
I made this general!!! I hope one day a single zoomer in here will seek me out and absorb my knowledge.
>>62882227I don't have to explain myself!!! Buy 0dte SOXL calls tomorrow. Make a quick buck so you can claim a victory.
Just don´t sell, its that fucking easy.
You have to Buy every dip.
>>62882235in 2 weeks
At what age should you give up and full port into an index fund?
>>6288224367
>Fed's Waller: I Don't Think Any Of My Fed Colleagues Think We Are In The Right Place On Rates>Didn't hike last time>says thatOk, if you could not have told that one month ago, how are you in this position?
I've know what the future holds. I've been warned to never give people in the past advice about the future. But it wasn't easy to get here. To prove it, there is a post somewhere in this thread that has to do with an amazon woman. Splitting open an amazon woman is like opening two oak doors. I'm 40 years old now. Every waking day for the last 10 years I have dedicated my life to this general. The only thing I care about for the future of this general is that every poster knows that jannies have no power over you, and they never will. I miss my friends, but i'll never abandon you.https://youtu.be/sXKkeFUvgTM?si=2jLLnpG2wyXvn-ln
>>62882225she's cute wen she isnt trying to be ugly at the end.
NEKKAR BROS WE RISIN
>>62882251Thank you for calling her a "she". Anon i'm gonna make them give back our past.
>>62882251>she's cute wen she isnt trying to be ugly at the end
At this point is it even worth holding onto the oil bags I bought right before the midterms crash or is it truly over?
It's only illegal to be a foreign or double agent if people think you're important!https://youtu.be/wnacdOIoTBQ?si=Uav5N9XxitDpf6aU
>>62882214There are no bonds redeemable in anything but cash. That's the core reason why bonds suck
>>62882259I think you have one last chance to dump when the third carrier arrives
>>62882256I fapped to the witch multiple times when L4D came out. She's way hotter than some low effort troon
Imagine not buying NVDA below 180 because its CEO got his pecker wet.Huang gave you the opportunity to buy at July 2025 prices and you said no.
>>62882267I don't buy single stocks anymore because they're too much of a pain. I have been buying more semi ETFs during the dip though. I've gotten to the point where I'm out dry powder without eating into emergency fund and the money I put aside for taxes.
WHY ARE SEMIS RED? KEVIN
They just won't let Adobe go up.
Rocker needs to loan me 350 so I can buy the dip I have no money and I must wageslave
>>62882267>Nvidia, Lam Research, Micron, Removed From BofA US 1 ListBOFA DEEZ NUTS
>>62882269it's over
>>62882267I would´ve boughted, but sadly I boughted exactly two days before the dump as usual.
>>62882270>Adobe
>>62882269It'll pass. TSMC had a 60% yoy revenue gain for October +15% mom
>>62882267He simply isn’t trust worthy, if he would betray his wife then he would betray his shareholders
>>62882209>the next industrial revolution editionNokia will solve data center and quantum super computer networking.
>>62882271You shouldn't even be able to @ me unless you post hands.
>>62882275Still not selling. I'll be proven right in the end and AI is fake and gay.
>>62882276Son?
>>62882277>>62882274>>62882268
>>62882282At least /pmg/ bags are literally heavy. There's something there
>>62882266This?
semi flacid
>>62882217Which bags are you talking about here exactly? Do you think people who invest in AI all hold Oracle and Coreweave or something? The Nasdaq is still green YTD and SOXX is up over 40% YTD. Did you somehow miss yesterday's masive recovery rally?
>>62882291Jesus christ she has a fucking minecraft head. I'd genuinely rather kill myself in the most painful wat possible than fuck her.
>>62882217mentos poster I have followed your hatred of AI baggies for weeks lmao. What does your portfolio look like?
>>62882296nigger 80% of this general is red as fuck year to date and long rope at cost basis they will never see again
My next video will make everyone rich.
>>62882296Nasbag is still in correction territory for people that look at life outside the last 24 hours
>>62882225>pause at 29 seconds>comment saying "Israel Did This"lmao
>>62882302What AI stocks do people here invest in that they are down this much? My Vaneck Semiconductors ETF has had its best year since 2023 with 40% gains and that is including the most recent Micron and AMD dump and the Nvidia sell-off.
>>62882301Wanna have some fun? Go have an opinion on /g/ The gaming space is extreme salt. I doubt they're here to pump.
KEKVIDIA JUST DOOMPED
>>62882304It's in correction territory from the previous ATH, it's still comfortably green YTD and significantly more expensive than it was back in march.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM
>>62882297I don't think I have the requisite context for that webm.
Okay, this is getting fucktarded on oil
I lost money inverse leveraging NVDA yesterday so now I kind of want to pull every penny off the market and stuff it in my bank savings account and pretend the stock market doesn't exist for a while because good news tanks the market bad news rips the market nothing makes sense
>>62882325you bought the top. I haven't touched oil in a while but when it goes back into the 70s I'm going to start buying some shit and then probably still end up being a bagholder
>>62882208he was probably just sick of his wife and seizing an opportunity to stop putting up with her retarded bullshit.I’d probably be eager to go bang some hookers and AMP whores after being stuck with that retard energy.
>>62882303HUMINAHUMINA WHAT A WOMAN!
>>62882328Anon, I bought in march 2020. Short of an asteroid hitting earth, I won't ever be a bagholder on oil.And even there I'm not sure.Doesn't change that the situation is fucktarded.
>>62882209God fucking damn, I really want to untangle all that vermicelli. Would probably take several days, but it would be so rewarding.
https://youtu.be/8S5pCFDw-5gwtf is with this extreme posturing of ‘china bad’ and pushing export controls?Who pays these weirdos to say this shit?Does some hedge fund make a lot of money off the export controls?Who’s pushing these narratives?
>>62882332>>62882311I've only been on this shithole for 30 minutes and already interacting with 2 autistic cucks, possibly medicated, that are bragging about calmly eating 30% drawdowns but its okay because they just hold shit forever and just watch it go up and down like a shitcoin but never realize any gainssell the top next time Jesus fucking Christ wtf is this bullshit I'm reading
>>62882325Wouldn't have expected to see /lmg/ posting here
>>62882327it makes perfect sense, jews release the fud and scam goyim like you out of money
odds of another nick gurr pump today?
>>62882325My economic speculation and analysis stops at the middle east. Ukraine and Russian? I pay attention to. The silk road? Mmmm maybe a little. Caspean sea? That leads to China. China? China seems cool, they got them emperors and that big wall and the mongols. South America? Why's everyone fleeing to live there? Im no longer allowed to speculate on the middle east anymore.Is the Caspian Sea important?
>>62882339I made 20k on nvidia, it would have been 200k if I didnt listen to /smg/ retards and just held
>>62882339Holding shit forever that doesn't produce anything like internet tulip coins or gold or whatever is retarded. Though an exception could be argued for gold, but still.Forever holding stocks that produce money is the good call. Simple as.
>>62882339I am guilty of this too. Some of us eat all the worst days in fear of missing the best, even when every -1%+ day is followed by a 2% rally like 75% of the time these days lol
Invest iiiin... Copyright lawyers and firms. Golden goose.
>>62882339I can't time the top nor can I time the bottom and neither can autistic morons like you who suffer from severe dunning kruger syndrome. Also, you do realize that not everyone is a poorfag like you with a 5 figure portfolio, right? Someone sitting on years of gains in QQQ, VOO, S M H etc would trigger a massive taxable event if they were to sell. The reason why compounding interest works so well is exactly because you don't have to tax your unrealized gains and they can keep working for you.
Really wishing I went to college at Ole Misshttps://youtube.com/shorts/KlvE4p23Qa4Maybe I should spoof my phone’s GPS to over there and pick up some sugar babies
SEMIS ARE TURNING RED AAAAAAAAA
incredibly ugly old men are licking the assholes of 10/10 escorts right nowmake it make sense
>>62882346Pre-market says no
>>62882369That's a good thing actually
>NVDA already erasing premarket gains
>>62882364>paying taxes is bad I would rather just lose 30% of my money and let Jews dump on me for a month straightWHAT WOULD YOU FEEL LIKE IF YOU DIDNT HAVE BREAKFAST THIS MORNING THOUGH?
I'm never going to retire bros
>>62882384go shoot a random boomer, steal all their jew gold, and wear their life as a skinsuit
>>62882380I have breakfast every morning retard.
>>62882380Yes, if you have a decent amount of money invested in say QQQ and say 50% of that are gains, taxes are unironically going to be far more detrimental to you than taking a temporary hit and just waiting it out, or buying the dip. Why would I care if the Nasdaq is down a bit in recent months? I don't need that money anytime soon and the Nasdaq and the S&P500 will always go from ATH to new ATH in the end.Once you hit a proper 6 figure+ portfolio, you want to have a good chunk of your money in assets that you just stay passively invested in. Don't worry, you'll eventually get there too.
>Ownership brings costs, not just rights. The recipient takes on legal fees, registration, and the risk of losing a case.
>>62882335The client can only give you 2 hours to do this job (2AM-4AM on a Saturday). Good luck.
next fed meeting might rase 50 bps?
>>62882302Speak for yourself i'm still up a comfy 20%, though still 10% below my peak from june.What do you faggots even do to get wiped out in a year where the VIX was less than 20 for 90% of it? Pure options trading? I'm 30% leverage and my biggest drawdown was still only 20% from june to august and it was because of putting too much money on a small cap that lost 50%.
>>62882396You want competitive performance?
>>62882384if democrats pass some kind of free healthcare scheme i'll retire right now i just go to work cuz healthcare is 50 bucks a month lol
>>62882365I'm glad I'm not in school anymore. Every little movement is taken as racisms
>>62882401Before democrats shit it up my healthcare was 150/m
>>62882399>niggers buying smallcaps on margin into a rate hike cycle telling anyone about moneywe are nowhere near the bottom
>>62882401You're fuckwild if you think the government is gonna stamp out any of its cash cows just because they wear a different color condom when they fuck you in the ass
>>62882404my blue state has some law that if health insurance companies make too much profit they have to send u a refund lol
>>62882407The sector averages 5% and has forever so it sounds like a performative policy
>>62882409yeah it's usually like 200 bucks or something
uh oh anthropic ipo only 1 trillion valuation?
>>62882407>creating incentives to waste moneyand retards think this will keep prices down
I've been waiting for the zombies. Zombies in all forms... Some of you may not make it. I can only offer you peace
Literally nobody believes the cpi and we're told to ship and fard over it every time it comes out
Nigger Tuesday is here
>>62882417Did 1 trillion evaluation disappear in a couple of weeks?Can someone explain?
>>62882418it keeps prices down on health insurance but absolutely pumps healthcare prices because the only way to grow an insurance company is to make it bigger by taking in and paying out more money, so as u say if u can only make 5% profit if u want to make more money u can't improve the margins by becoming more efficient, u can only make more money by growing the size. 5% of 100 million dollars is 5 million but 5% of a billion is 50 million etc. it is not a good policy.
>>62882405It's the only smallcap I own, and it's a minor part of my total. It only lost me a bunch because it had pumped the fuck out right before but I'm still up on it.I think having at least a couple smallcaps from an industry you know somewhat well is healthy to give your portfolio a bit of "x factor" as long as you sre actually holding and not gambling on swings.Or maybe it's my inner gambler talking idk.I've been pulling back on the margin through the year, it was 50% at the start. Still too high but I don't want to sell cause taxes and had a bunch of unexpected expenses because of some dental work and moving places. I'll try to get it to ~20% before the year ends.In any case, I can take a 30% hit feom here without having to think about selling stuff I don't want to. Hopefully it won't get that bad.
>>62882423it turns out ai is a shitty business with insane capex and opex
Wait i think i swapped time lines again...The timeline i was in last week already released the CPI report, theres was like 160k jobs added but idk its gonna be the same for this time line
>>62882417Good actually.
I'm too impatient for this nigger I'm moving everything to SPY and not looking again until February.Which is to say: I'm addicted, see you guys next thread.
>>62882427Whoa... No. It's just the corrupted version of machine learning and... And Noam Chomsky language model magic. Epstein's death still hasn't triggered the whale fall it deserves.
premarket is barely red, what you faggots crying about?
>>62882371>10/10 escortsIt's a spy or a twink fag boy.
>>62882371How does this impact me financially?
>>62882439/pmg/ silver bagholder schizos.
ai niggers tongue my anus
There's the CPI in 1 hour and half, everything will change.
Should I hold soxl for a third day or sell it?
>>62882453Hold, thursday was the bottom. It will never go below $50 ever again
>>62882426>bagholding small caps on margin into a rate hike cyclegrim
>>62882451bro did u see some fed board guy was in england or somewhere talking about 50 bps raises last night?
>>62882435>epstein is deaddudes chilling in Israel fucking children right now
wsj says ant ipo at 1.3 trill but bloomberg saying 1 trill who is correct and does 300 bill even matter anymore
>>62882463>does 3b even matterNo and Bloomberg is probably more accurate
>>62882401100% guaranteed, universal healthcare or whatever they come up with, it will be required that you work if you're of working age (especially if you're White) >t. same boat
>>62882462What race is the man depicted? It's for market research with low to little capex
>>62882471Alpine
>Anthropic six hundred gorillion valuation evaporates because of ... ?Really loving the fact that AI baggie valuations are propped up exclusively by hopes and dreams
>>62882471old roman praetorian guard phenotype or eagle jew. I cant tell.
QUICK REMINDER to look for Kurimi's next episode. protect your portfolios accordingly.
>>62882471German
>>62882476Makes you wonder about the zeal of local foreign "investors". The fanbases have classified themselves as assets with a type of (as they call it a) "izzat" point system.
>>62882215The amount of tranny and futa and femboy spam across all the boards this morning America time is really transparent and suspicious. It is more than a raid. It is a signal. Some shit is about to go down today. I can feel it.
>>62882217Everyone in the index is an ai investor. All pension funds are ai investors, all asset managers have tech exposure. Only retards and children bought into GME.
>>62882494>It is a signalI'm glad there are few of us sages left around
>>62882471A smarmy self-aggrandizing faggot I would hate dealing with.
>>62882497The world has many mages. But most of us are waging in cages.
Where is my 30% pump!?Thats what i need to reach my funny arbitrary number!
>>62882500You want me to find a depiction with similar likeness to yourself?
WHAT'S THE CPI
>>62882494>>62882497the shakedown is probably Wednesday. Wednesday is a bank holiday but markets open. low volume spooky season NIGGER ATTACK chances have been upgraded to HIGH RISK, DO NOT RELAX levels
>>62882279I posted hands before and literally handmogged the entire congregation. Do you really want to unleash that fury again
>>62882503Found the soft hands, thin-skin faggot.
>>62882514they call him fathands. get him to put on a watch it looks fucking hilarious
>>62882511You are misunderstanding what I am implying. Something will happen. Not just to the fake and gay economy.
>>62882517nigger WEDNESDAY IS VETERANS DAY FAGGOTif a something was going to happen what better day for a fake and gay false flag?
>>62882419Have you seen the zombies trailer for bodycam? Looks really fun.
>>62882520It won't be what you think it is, unknower.
What time is CPI released?
>>62882517You said the global blackout was going to happen two weeks previous before the midterms baggie. Put your trip on so we can filter you
>>62882471Thats Dracula. Romanian
>>62882494You keep an eye on that shit? Good man, they owe you
>>6288252738 minutes lazy faggot.
>>62882531Jannies don't get paid enough to remove it so we all must suffer. It is a reliable signal, however.
>Wells Fargo Ruases AI Infrastructure View To Neutral From Positive
>>62882535Old news.
>>62882534Appreciated. Jannies job isn't to look. Or think. It's to open the complaint box and click. Sometimes they read the complaint but that never matters. If someone complains about someone else, that someone else is bad and wrong. They do this good work for us. For free. Them you and me, we make the dream work with teamwork.
Inflation's coming in at 4.1%Trade accordingly.
>>62882535>RuasesI can't believe you niggers post such low grade slop without proofreading in smg of all places. We used to be a proper country
>>62882545This is what happens when you give third world shitbrains access to the internet.When is this fucking crash happening btw? With inflation so high, and as a bogler, I'm thinking of just letting it ride.
>>62882514You're jealous of soft hands? Is it that hard to find someone to appreciate your work? You have to destroy and piss on other people for that to happen? I recently came to realize that I regret a childhood decision to not make the world better by signing up for the military. In one sense, I'd prefer to be killed by someone who can make it quick, painless, and understands grace. Who wants to die because," I needed the money and a down payment for a mortgage." Is it difficult to understand that life can lock you out of pursuits. I had learned carpentry, yet I have family that married my replacement in the workforce. I'm trying to be nice while advocating for you too.
W.W.W.D?
>>62882549Invade the wrong country to kill a man the CIA knew about for years
>>62882547Bro the crash just happened. It was the biggest drop since the COVID era. It's literally already over
>Jensen's stock going down againKEK I almost bought calls but reconsidered last minut! What an amazing intuition I have, I feel I'm gonna make it BIG
>>62882548I work at the post office faggot and my job is extremely underappreciated. I deserve adulation for the shit I put up with to serve YOU fucking faggots in the world your wine mom latenight ebay slop purchases, your delinquent property tax notices and your dwindling supply of actual christmas cards, year in and year out. Don't you fucking dare lecture me about real work fag.
>>62882548the military is not whatever you imagine it to be
>>62882555The problem is, a literal nigger can do what you do, but you can't do the super brain stuff I do
>>62882555Theres a lot to unpack here, trips included.
Good day for a hike, eh?
>>62882560yeah only big boys can do investing professionally
>>62882549its the chart for the last 7 monthsWWWDthe D is the black swan
>>62882564Brains have wires in them. Some look like the OP pic. Like whoever that is in your pic. He's a big boy now. He's big. He's a big fat mess.
I want the credit interest rate cap at 10% to go through because I want the short term lending market to crash in the US. Also the british should remove autism and adhd from benefits because more consimer market crashes only work in my benefits.
>>62882560You can't and they can't. There is a reason why I work all the time. Live in your fantasy world faggot where you believe untermensch suffer what they must...meanwhile you think yourself a king. I promise you dude, your mailman or mailwoman has done more for this world and the society you both live in then you would ever do in 10 lifetimes. I hope tragedy befalls you and you get knocked down a peg or too. Might not like living in the real world with the rest of us.
>>62882555You can't even direct your own anger and believe yourself an orchestrator? You play the tuba. Besides, I thought they figured out the "going postal" issue. You're be considered as having soft hands yourself. As for your family issues, I'm not Italian. Figuring out a way to give you a better family seems like an issue for yourself. Is it a book on women you need?
>>62882564He kinda kawaii tho
>>62882572A good chinese woman could findom him
>>62882545I copypasted another post. That post probably used AI which would justify Wells Fargo.
>>62882559Tell that to a child that knows full well where the military could lead if they play their cards correct. This non biz attention is tiresome. I'm here to be fed, not feed.
>>62882572You fags will fuck anything because sexual desire is a facsimile for real love and connection. Get some standards.
>>62882572I bet he does cocaine and acts like a nigger because he thinks its funny (it is funny)
>SOXL dumping
I dont give a shit if we gigapumped yesterday. Bobo is still going to win 2027
>US SEC. OF DEFENSE HEGSETH: IMPEACHMENT TELLS THE US' ENEMIES THAT THE US WILL PUNISH ITS OWN WARRIORS AND LEADERSHIP FOR CARRYING OUT LAWFUL MILITARY OPERATIONS
the markets are so pozzed right now. korea was +4.4% last night and SKHY is -2.11% premarket lol
>>62882419zombies as a cultural phenomenon was co-opted as a grassroots astroturfing campaign to drive public opinion harshly against zombies and then have said negativity transfer over to people infected with diseases and illnesses in preparation for the le covid pandemicluckily people can tell the difference between fantasy and reality and didnt go on covid-sufferer (zombie) killing rampages
>>62882555Kek this nigger drives a funny car for "work" lol
>>62882584Why is this in all capsWhyd you post this in the stock market generalFuck off jeet.
>>62882591no!
CPI waiting room
>>62882582Bobo has literally only won a couple times in history. He gets fucked in the ass 99% of the time. You will never make money with him
>>62882571Glowy asf that after you replied my ip got banned as a vpn when I am just on my phone. God, you fucking people. I actually do something for a living and suffer for it. My job is important. I am important. Be kinder to your mail carrier. It isn't the job it used to be. And no, don't call it going postal faggot. I am allowed to yell at a dumb boomer faggot when he runs a stop sign and almost tbones me like I did yesterday and everyone around the intersection acted like I am the problem. I fucking hate you.
>>62882511So you are saying there are a chances of liquidity problems?
>>62882589It is just one of the vehicles i drive. I was in this yesterday.
>>62882584dude needs to go. he hasn't been very good for MIC shareholders. we need to go back to the Lloyd Austin policies, that guy knew how to spend.
>>62882601>after you do the wagie dance for 10 years you get to share the Mercedes Benz goymobile with Jamal
Stocks are dropping for CPI, pussies.
>>62882584PATRIOTS IN CONTROL
>>62882604I am a city carrier. After 10 years, I will have 3 seperate pensions I have paid into. Can you say the same? Also, my job will be here in 10-20 years, will yours? Hmmmm?
CPI STATUS my Niggers?
>>62882612I don't have a job. hopefully I will continue to not have a job.
>>62882615it drops at 8:30
>>62882601>Somebody's tax dollars pay for this schmuck cuck van Government workers are fucking losers eat a dick. You don't know anything about a real job
>>62882615They remind me of my dad. I miss my dad.
>>62882615LOWEROWSBAGS FOR YEARS. BAGS THAT NEVER RECOVER
>>62882612Why are you sperging out?
>>62882615I FUCKING LOVE CP...I
>>62882618>believes tax payers pay a mailman's hourlyOpen a chat gpt instance and talk to it. See how we are funded. Tradies should kill themselves en masse. Do-nothing overpaid kikes.
>The black lady on the other end of the suicide hotline just hung up on me. Bearish
>>62882616How do you make money to live? It costs an increasing amount of money to live.
>>62882623Kek you're a fucking mailmanAre you even allowed to call yourself that anymore or do you have to say mailperson
CPI got leaked kek
>>62882621What are you going to do about it?
>>62882629I sell things for money
>>62882635Like your butt?
>>62882633Just curious. I think you'll do fine in life either way, anon.
>>62882630And what do you do for a wage? I am the mailman. I matter. Do you?
>>62882632Trump knows the CPI one day in advance, it obviously leaked.
so trump is going to do an amnesty now that he lost the midterms due to his regime change war quagmire?
>>62882637Is that a threat?
>>62882638>I am the mailman. I matter.no comment but thanks for the chuckle
https://www.bls.gov/cpi/Holy shit
>>62882642I would never threaten one of my /smg/ brothers
Dammit ambiq ate shit
>>62882644kekits over
As long as my small caps hold I'm chillin.
AAAAAAAAH OOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAA OOOOOOOO AAAA
the interim president of my job said too many people got high ratings on their hr evaluations so now i am committed to slacking off, go in late, leave early, wait a day to reply to emails, take naps at my desk, read the entire wsj before acknowledging anyone in the office. excellent leadership, not trying to gaslight us into working hard.
0,4
Dump eet
KEK IT'S HIGHER
The first reaction is always wrong.
of course the cpi is up a fucking energy drink costs four dollars when they cost three at the beginning of the year and two dollars before the pandemic, "aluminum cost" ok put it in plastic like a soda
>>62882657priced in
TradingView charts won't load.
It's 0,2 less than the last month
Okay but this is a fake dump, you know that it will rip back up on open right?
>>62882657
>>62882664bro that fed guy was talmbout 50bps raise last night dog
>>62882664I am manifesting more pink wojaks
>>62882666Priced in
It's so weird, I see like 4 twitterposts in my feed that are all about the MoM value. Nothing about the YoY, as if doesn't matter. And then later the YoY will matter again. It's just flipflopping all the time.
>>628826692 year yeild just popped .12
Ooo doompa
What's that site that shows the chance for a rate hike?
Now we want >Coreweave rapeded>Anthropic rapeded>NVIDIA rapededAnd only then it's enough
>>62882662Only works on mobile.
>>62882666rate changes are bullish.
>>62882675zombo.com>>62882676
>>62882676Intel too!
>>62882676bro isn't coreweave earnings tonight lmao
It's already pumping back up.
>>62882679Fuck my computer is compromised and forced me to all in SOXS
>>62882680Intel was the first to be raped. Like what, do you want the price to go to zero?
>>62882663Expectations were 0.3% for all and 0.2% excluding food and energy. Instead it was 0.6% for all and 0.3% for excluding food and energy
>>62882685Back to 30.
>>62882686bwahaha this economy is so fucking shit
>>62882681Bro, my bro, bro was sayin um, bro was like bro, bro bro bruh namsayinQuit the zoomspeak or im going to call you the niggerword.
Intel got raped because of jew fab getting destroyed and bad guidance. Check other semis and their quarter earnings
NIGGERS
Jesus Christ. Really? Again?
>food inflation is generally upDoes this means its time to slurp intel? Or does this means my Campbell Soup will pump?
I'm confident SOXL won't even go below $50
nasdaq futures down 1%? OHH YEAAAH
My small caps are holding while SPY keeps trying to drag everyone lower.
>>62882638Yes buddy I'm sure you matter.I catch fish.
wait so chris waller is now the defacto leader of the fed since trump's appointee was a useless empty suit? OH KAY!
It's amazing how niggers panic dumping can tank the market in a matter of minutes but the recovery takes at least several hours for the ball to get rolling before grinding to a halt halfway through and crabbing sideways. I hate this so much
EVERY DAY IS MAX BLAST INFINITE LEVERAGE +/-10% FOREVER
>>62882708
>>62882681they have earnings?
>>62882702Why fight? You both take stuff and put it somewhere else. He takes stuff from someone who willingly gives it away trusting him to drop it somewhere else the giver desires serving a purpose that connects individuals and grows understanding between real life people. You pick up a fish then put it right back where it was. You both serve a useful purpose in life and love. You are the same.
CPI niggas
>>62882707algo trading is insufferable
the golden bull run begins
PRAISE THE SUN!
that 10y is zesty
Oilbros...my fucking bags. When does the 3rd niggerfucking carrier arrive?
>>62882215>>62882494Imagine falling for the futa/femboy/tranny meme knowing that thing will hit the wall in 10 years. Imagine coming home to that thing at 32 and it takes off the wig and has Norwood 3 and crows’ feet. It just a grown man in drag. Gross
>>62882209Guys I put a few thousand into NVDA last week after the massive dump and it's dumping even more, I'm down like $300 and fucking panicking. What the FUCK am I supposed to do?!?!?!?
>>62882721I worship billionaires
>>62882520The false flag already happened and flopped hard, some meme cyber attack on the water supply that did nothing
>>62882727If your average is below 200 you are in a great spot long term
> checks ze chartI knew not to trust these weak ass pumps.We crabbing today, pump tomorrow then crash thursday before friday stabilization at a lower point before we shake out all anti tech faggots.
>>62882727it's over nigga, Jensen is going to jail for treason, NVIDIA will never be the same
the actual change was .037, .003% lower and it would have been rounded down -_- this is not a severe miss
>>62882721>Well I guess this is growing up
It would help if everyone wasnt a damn weak ass daytrader so we can have more reasonable market moves for a while.Someday soon all daytraders will finally have such a gaping asshole they stop ruining the markets and let it run. > oh noes me generational muni on leverage!
If you think CPI is bad, wait till PPI on Friday
>Anthropic begins trading next weekGET READY
>>62882721>implying aethists aren't the most degenreate faggots in the world and just end up making an idol God of climate change or shit like lgbtq+ for worship
>>62882736>shake out all anti tech faggots.Anti tech faggots that are also foreign assets that give national rivals our nations tech secrets? The whole "we can't let China win" narrative left the building and it was tied to political figures.
>>62882721Kants phenomenal and noumenal world
>>62882749>we can't let China win>nvda ceo was having an affair with a literal chinese spythis is really funny
>>62882748>Implying people don't idolize ai
>>62882749The whole "we cant let china win" narrative is 20 years late anon.They have already won. USA is just willing to burn itself down trying to "nuh-uh"
nvidia will not miss r-right?
>>62882725>futafutas aren't real you dumb-assthey exist only in the realm of perfect 2d forms, much like sexy fat chicks, or muscle mommies.
>>62882748>>62882750>>62882755
BUY FOMO ATH AND HODL UNTIL 0 THEN SELL EVERYTHING AND REPEAT UNTIL YOU DEVELOP AN APPETITE FOR LEAD
>>62882736>anti tech faggotswhy would they get out now? the crashes already happened
>>62882746What? Is this true?
>>62882763>the crashes already happened*ahem**clears throat*AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHWBABABABHQBHWAHBWBHHWHAHAHHAZEHAAHHAHAZEZAAGHZEHAHAAHHAZEHAGAGHAHWBAABHEZEHAHAHAZEHAHAAAHBHWAHABZEHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
>>62882744it isnt daytraders using trillions of dollars to sink stocks
>>62882764Next Thursday or Friday is the expected start of its trading yes
Is soxl fucked? Why is the premarket red
MY POLITCAL SPORTS BALL!!!My political sports all team is winning! Our are losing! (Insert the 10+ year Chad meme, which is a guy less dysgenic than I am) Ai must win because my political sports team!!!I got izzat for days! I got enough izzat to keep the music playing forever!!!Dance time! Check out my izzat dance. My political sports all team does it at every game.
>>62882767Glorious, I thought it was much further in the future
>CPI year over year is now expected to drift over 4%>90% chance rate hike next month>50% chance another rate hike after that in jan
>>62882769David SOXL got a Chinese spy preggers
>BREAKING: Anthropic retracts its reported IPO pricing details, which indicated a potential $69.3 Billion raise at $70-$80 per share, per Reuters.>The company told bankers the information was inaccurate and said updated details would follow.JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>62882776It was actually 2 Chinese ladyboys.
I bought spy 751 puts yesterday frens and im up nearly 100 percent Do we think it'll keep dumping or is the slurp inbound?
Put your money into ai*Shaka shaka dance*Put your money into ai*Jiggle wiggle*Invest more into the future.*Wiggle biggle*
>>62882778How long do the road shows last for these IPOs? Seems like this was only a week or two
>>62882775I'm never gonna make any fucking money I'll be wageslaving until I'm fucking 90
are we buying or selling today semiconductor bros?
>>62882788We finna bouta negrodump frfr
>>62882788Buy puts nigga it's grim
>>62882788we bought soxl puts yesterday
>>62882775energy prices are down over 20% since the reporting window closed babe. and please watch your language.
cmon openit already
>>62882788>buying anything before the antropic dump next week
>>62882745I'll be keep a close eye on it. Good shorting opportunities if I remain diligent. Not a bear, but life's not only about longs.
>>62882745I want Nia to beat me up...
>>62882788>we
>>62882796why would that ipo affect anything?
>>62882792Which ones
>>62882805Dumb nigger
>>62882775wtf is this real
did breadmaker dieded from all-inning on tech stocks?
>>62882772FINALLY something about the reds and the blues I can understandsI will FIGHT you on this and we will WIN. LOSER!
Nothing. EVER. Happens.Today will be crabby at worst.
Everything is fuck...
>>62882803>NiaBill Burr can do much better.
>>62882805literally everyone will trim their positions to go hard into anthropic, the biggest company of the century
>Gold did the fake pump then dump thing again
>>62882808thanks for the retard respose
>>62882763Sentiment is negative
>>62882821The Enron of the 2020s.
>>62882825I dont entertain dumb niggers who are illiterate in how the market works
>go from 6 digits to 5 digitsT-thanks jensen...I hope the chink pussy was good...
>>62882766Just because its a daytrader employed by a bank doesnt mean it aint filthy daytrader
>>62882831>this market is so gay that people can lose money because a man put his penis in a woman
>>62882834 >>62882834 NEW BREAD>>62882834 >>62882834
>>62882823Gold is barely moving while everything is getting sold, including bonds desu
Doritos, Lay's and Cheetos are under Frito Lay which is under Pepsi Co. I asked AI if Pepsi Co. would be a good stock to buy and hold over the next 30 years and:30-Year Outlook: Climate, Water, and Resource ScarcityLooking out three decades, physical and environmental realities take center stage. Packaging regulations (plastics bans) and severe agricultural disruption caused by changing global climate patterns will pressure supply chains.• Resource Management: Soda production requires immense volumes of clean water, and snack manufacturing relies heavily on steady potato, corn, and vegetable oil yields. PepsiCo's 30-year survival hinges on its ability to build sustainable, closed-loop supply chains and synthetic or localized farming solutions to protect its profit margins.
and energy prices are cratering today... i feel like this market will realize that is more important and relevant to future inflation expectations than month old data
>sold some gold, had it sent to via post. post so shit theyll prob deliver past the fixed price deadline.>but>the fixed price was a few days before gold pumped slightly>now gold price is going downso now im at a state where i might get paid more, less than what i thought.. or equal if they make it today.
>>62882830why dont you entertain a shotgun with your mouth
Dude Jensen is so fucked. Like lmao, I don't blame him, i find slanted pussy to be worth ruining your life over.
>>62882833it was a 20 year age gap. that caused the dip.
>>62882839I ask next word salad generator to use brain for me, here is what I found out:
>>62882786>elites sell 4 months in advance>trump taunts you and says you should have bought tech stocks>you did, he just crashed your portfolio
>>62882856Boy, you got a 'tude.
>>62882856Just shut the fuck up and keep fudding ai
Gigapump
