Happy Little Markets edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams-waste of time:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>True Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous>>62882834
lol @ NVDA baggies
>>62883372Give it a week bear cuck.
when do I go all in on NVDA
HEEELPPPPPPPP
They'll hit Iran again on the 19th while the goyim are distracted by GTA 6
>>62883377next week you'll say give it a month lol
buy NVDA and go away ATH in 6 months, dont worry bout it
>>62883378After the torturing is over.
>>62883367Remember when neighborhoods looked like this before they turned into racial jungles?
>>62883390Sadly no I'm not old enough
I went all in 172k on soxl at 60. Please go up
>>62883378either before or after earnings, depends on how fake and gay the jews decide to be
>>62883390I miss hempstead for that reason. Every block was its own gamble of >Upper crust white suburbanitesor>A liter of feral (minority of your choice)'s with a 50 gallon drum pit BBQ and an engine block on the lawnNow I live in the sticks where everyone just has horses and competes for the best kept fence.
LATINA ASS GAS
>>62883396programminghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDGKJpuGTrs
>>62883399lad....
>>62883385I don't think tha market can chimp out of for no reason for that long, Nvidia's business is intact, they can always replace the ceo if things get worse. When the money rolls in after next week's earnings. The market will correct itself.
>>62883390Funny you mentuin that considering your people are responsible for that happening
>>62883399some of guys...
>>62883399Soxlkek, the decay in our crab market will eat you alive ...
>>62883399OH N-
>>62883399hey man..... it'll get better just hold alright
Canadian bags are pumpingAI niggers tongue my anus
>>62883367In early thirties and my net worth is 10k :(I'm retarded by I'm finally making more money, hopefully 70-80k soonWhat should my investment strategy be? Right now I'm just bogleheading but I want to get rich like you guys
>get warned yesterday that it's just a bull trap/dead cat bounce>refuses to listenYou gambling faggots and AI cultists deserve everything bad that happens to you.
>>62883404we've had pie charts for more than 200 yearswhat is this dogshit infographic?
>>62883432TRUTH NVKE
>>62883426I think this might be because I recently reconnected with my old flame who is from Canada. You're welcome
DIE SOXL
>>62883432>people taking profits after a big pump >ITS OVER MUMU I HAVE A HIGH GROUND bobo please......
>NIGVIDIA> forward P/E 13.8>PEG 0.28I have to buy some, I'm sorry bobos but I have to.
SOXL 54 put about to be in the money...
TXN IS RED FUCKING SELL NOW
>>62883430>but I want to get rich like you guysThe majority of the /smg/ posters over the years have lost the majority of their money because of leveraging. Bogleheading is a good start, you can increase your beta by buying companies that you believe in to increase your market exposure.
>>62883439FUCK YOU. I JUST WANT A 3x
Why are semis being sold off this time? Rate hike fears combined with Jensen drama?
>>62883399>172k on soxl at 60Getting older, I realize that most people are deserving of their situation in life.
>>62883432>2%+ gain in everything yesterday >couldn't read the writing in the wall there would be a pull backIt wasn't even a fucking bull trap nigger its called a correction and it happens constantly
>>62883444Did you get out? If not your profits are already evaportaing.
>>62883453>>62883444>pumps 7% dumps 2%Yeah anon's right,
>>62883453muh ai booble also
>cpi day with this inflation>some smiggers actually thought that the semi market would pump green>it's priced in, they saidlolLMAO even!
>>62883455they'll think you are just too OP and it's not fair and vote in socialism though, it seemeth.
what's your investment strategy, bros? does it have a name or did you make it up? Is it known? who's your investor inspiration?
>>62883452>3x
>>62883467Semis dumping is priced in
>FDA warns about vision loss with GLP1s >Novo dumps>Lilly pumpsI hate being a value investor so fucking much.
Literally me
>>62883467were dumping because Warsh is pretending to be tough and hawkish again. This nigger warsh has only raised 0.25 basis points once his entire Fed tenure so much. Once the market realizes inflation is out of control and Warsh isn't hiking rates gold and silver will pump.
do you think NVIDIA will face any consequences since they kept selling chips to china through singapore?
>>62883477i never bought the ''ozempic is a miracle drug with no side effects'' shit
>>62883483>precious metal retard posting in the wrong general as usual
>>62883470I bogle and also swing trade with a reasonable % of my account. It's pretty safe and effectiveGoogle what Peter Lynch has to say about market corrections, but paraphrasing here, if you don't have cash ready for corrections, you shouldn't be in stocks
>>62883470Gamble til I have an income producing port. Still in the gambling phase.
>>62883483hiking rates is bearish for gold and silver since they dont provide any interest
>>62883497Warsh ain't hiking, he a pussy
Crabbing today like i said.Tomorrow pump, thursday dump> you spin me right round baby right round
>>62883483You idiots ever ponder how shitty things will be when rocks moon?
>>62883399I am all in on 5 months out puts on various AI companies. WITH MY OWN AND MY FRIENDS MONEY SINCE SHE TOLD ME TO TRADE WITH HER MONEY. I AM 25% down (5k USD on her account) and no real good plan how to get out.
SOXL's YTD chart is literally the whole bubble meme chart, we're currently at the bottom of capitulation... i might retard buy Soxl for a long hold
>>62883504im just tired of living in a system will some retarded FED chair can lie to the market and dump stocks, btc, pms. I want a free market without a FED.
>>62883484From Trump? Zero. Democrats are a different story, though. All these corporations donated big money to Trump and the GOP these past elections.
>>62883504the rocktard doesn't realize at a certain point his shiny rocks wont even be worth anything because everyones bartering Nails and bullets for food
>>62883507Why the fuck would you manage other peoples money when you have no idea what the fuck you're doing? Is she hot at least?
>>62883508If by long hold you mean years then sure go for it, I believe it took 9 years for dotcom to start making real money.
I'm gonna slurp Niggervideo at the end of the day.Tomorrow the market likely has already forgotten about Chink spies
>>62883514She saw my results and they were good. Been trading for 5 months only tho. I warned her that past performance doesn't guarantee future results but she gave me power of attorney via ibkr and asked me get her back to 0 as she was -27%. She's -35% now lol.
>>62883514If only she actually looked like this
>>62883484Nah, the collective attention span of everyone is that of a goldfish now. Give it a month or two and something new will jingle along and grab everyone's attention, people will see NVDA numbers going uppies again and they'll FOMO their paychecks into it and NVIDIA will carry on being the leading chip maker that AI depends on like nothing ever happened.
>>62883477>>62883486>tfw goy cattle trapped in the glp1 loopLost 60 lbs and dont wake up hungry all the time or binge eat as often. It changed my life. I'd rather be blind than fat again.
>>62883502Good day for a hike, eh?
OH N-
>>62883399just cut your losses bro
iren bros, wtf is happening
>>62883526Never understood why some people need drugs to not stuff their faces with food. Just move around a little and lay off the artificial sweeteners, it's not that hard.
>>62883523>She saw my results and they were good>Been trading for 5 months only tho>she gave me power of attorney via ibkr>she was -27%>She's -35% now lolJesus fucking christ
>>62883530>18 percent drop in a dayFucking brutal
>>62883525no you see the ceo had sex so AI is canceled now o algo
>>62883526Congrats anon. It's incredible how many health issues you can solve by simply losing weight. I do hope you don't go blind or get stomach paralysis though
>>62883516Bug spies are just the trigger, it's still a heavily overpriced bubble built on racketeering and fake hype. The volume of chips and cards Nvidia was selling is not sustainable, there's no thing such as unlimited growth.
>>62883534You have different brain chemicals. Others are wired differently and for them it's not as easy as for you. Many people in turn are completely bewildered by your own shortfalls.
>>62883530Blue won this election, they have to rebrand to Xim and Xers to remain relevant.They can shift to direct to your door delivery of estrogen for feminization. The femboy market is THRIVING right now.
>>62883534It’s a lot easier to cut a few calories than it is to burn them tho tbdesu. Most people just greatly underestimate their intake.
>>62883467>100% chance for a rate hike in december>11% chance for a ULTRA rate hike (0.5 bepis) in december owari da
>>62883545>muh heckin' chemicalsFree will is a thing.
another company down the shitter
>>62883550This, when you eat constantly throughout the day and especially eat garbage that shit piles up quick. You're never at a calorie deficit
>>62883529can they do that?
picrel, the market is leveraged to keep Canva AI running >>62883378I'm down 45% on a retarded pre crash purchase of INTC and neoclouds. Liquidate now and transition to NVDA or wait for them to recover as the whole market raises?
>Oh my soience is that a little dumpy wumpy?!>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SELL SELL SELL SELLS ELLS ELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELLS ELSL ELS LE S LLS LELSL LELSLLEE LSL
>>62883534The problem for me was waking up. I'd literally fucking wake up after 4 hours absolutely fuckinf starving, so either I binge ate after a day of cutting calories or I didn't sleep. Ive actually gone from fat to thin 3 different times with 3 different methods. When I was 18, calorie counting, 23 was keto, 26 zepbound. I have the self control, I fasted for 2 weeks at one point just to prove to myself I had the control. But waking up absolutely starving even if I was cooking my own food and had a good schedule, it was fucking hell. Personally I despise eating, if I had the choice I would never eat again, and the zepbound suppresses appetite a lot and I can actually sleep at night.
>>62883562Huh, interesting. Alright fair enough.
>>62883554if they fire jesen for a jeet i might actually sell
>>62883552It's not lol, free will would need you to be a a magical mystical supernatural existence separate from physical reality to not be affected by the same laws of physics that govern everything.
>>62883399I hope you went in on Call Options, preferably this Friday!
>>62883540If you're being sincere, I appreciate it. Im not some retarded nigger like >>62883545Who uses muh chemicals or my brain as an excuse. I had (still kind of do) an unhealthy relationship with food and I just dont want to eat if I can help it. As I said in my other post its absolutely possible to pull it off through will power, but im getting older and have the money to just let drugs solve my problems.
>>62883554Jesus Christ
someone doing a massive dump on iren, it's over.
>>62883537So I have like puts on 10 companies. Have to downsize by a lot not to be all in. Decide to sell the iren put (10 minutes ago). Iren stock then dumps 5%. Lol...
COMIN IN HOT
>>62883574Totally sincere. Yeah the side effects are a real risk but being overweight is worse.
SOXL JUST FELL OF A CLIFF
WEWEW
niggers are going to be "buying the dip" of a 3 year long recession
>>62883565Yeah keep in mind I was 210 when I started, not some 400 lb obese nigger who couldn't NOT eat 3 pizzas a day and was a complete glutton. Those people get on it, stop taking it, and completely rebound because they are used to being a fat fuck and their appetite suppressants are gone so they still need to refuel even if they lost 100 lbs.
>>62883582>>62883554
>>62883582It's back to where it was at open.
>>62883584You sloorpin' today?
>>62883539"Looksies, an Iran peace deal" *jingle* *jingle*
>>62883587They will buy every tooth on the saw down.
>>62883575Bullish obviously, as they revere cows.
THE MARKETS DUMPING WTF
The king is back, saar.>Microsoft's Surpasses Nvidia In Market Value For First Time Since June 2025
>>62883554>>62883575grim
>>62883574It's not an excuse, you dumb obese fuck. I said being differently wired makes things more difficult, not impossible. Seriously kill yourself early with your food addition. Your body odor seriously is eye-watering.
>>62883581Absolutely. And I do have side effects (shit like nausea and fatigue the day after taking it) but ill never go back to being fat. I was the fat kid growing up and even some years as an adult. No one likes fat people, no one will love you, and you're an embarrassment to yourself and everyone around you.
I don't get it
it's over
>>62883604Seething big back, stay mad
>>62883607Oil is pumping. It's been like that for the past 3 weeks. Fucking. Stupid. Ass. War. Made oil a meme stock.
>>62883593foreigners don't care about USA's national security or state secrets. It's just a place to plunder and invade.
What the fuck is happening
>>62883579>he doesn't know
>>62883592Not yet this is all very weird.
>>62883609Stop stinking up the thread with your touchy feely blogposts, fatass.>If you're being sincere, I appreciate itWhat a joke of a hugbox post.
>>62883605This is 100% true, being attractive or at least semi attractive and not fat will get you places. You can't control the former but you can control the latter
IRENBROS NOT LIKE THIS
pull up SOXL DAM
>>62883605hey, by saying mean things about fat people you are directly insulting 99% of all smiggas.What's next? are you gonna make fun of retards? browns? faggots? because /smg/ deserves better treatment
I also get strong urges to eat shit, but I just shove plantslop with little calories like lettuce or jicama or tomate down my throat until I can't eat anything else.
>>62883526What you mean to say is that you’d rather be blind rather than dropping the fork through your own volition.
>all my gains, goneWhy do I keep holding my bags expecting shit to go back up when it's clearly a red day. I do this every fucking time I'm +10% or whatever the day before.
retail is not buying bobo's fud
>>62883626There's only like one jeet who posts here
>>62883390I sometimes think of the timeline where 4chan all invested to some degree and funded the preserving of a great many things lost over the decades.
>>62883632pic related
>>62883633I'd believe you if /biz/ wasn't ruined by crypto
I'm slurping this dip oh yes slurp sluuuuuuuuuuuurp
>>62883635CRWV save us
Iren bros panic selling before coreweave earnings, seems strange to me if you've already ridden it this low
>>62883637
>>62883639Yeah I meant on /smg/ thoughbeit. /biz/ in general yes
>>62883644It’s already dumped. How much lower could it go?
it’s criminal that NVDA is down 11% over the year
>>62883404Lol third world tier
>>62883650I miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe
someone dumped 1 million shares of nvidia today.
>>62883526I'm betting it's one of those side effects that only happens when you slam high doses way too quickly.
>>62883655Know what you own. I can walk into David SOXLs office and see all the SOXL being sold. The price goes down and I know I don’t have anything to worry about.
>trust retail>distrust institutionsHmm...
>>62883658Sorry that was me
>>62883658Priced in
>>62883484Its called Arasaka now. They will face consequences. Are those consequences gonna damage them in any way? Nope. Corporations pay fucking fines for killing children with poison anon. This is nothingburger.
>>62883658big boy loan
>>62883665Do the exact opposite of whatever /smg/ says
>>62883663I wonder if Mr. Lynch would buy 2x leveraged dunkin' donuts?
When does NVDA bottom?What will the bottom be?
>>62883658buy the dip
>>62883554Uh oh extremely bearish
>oil is going to the moon>everything dumps as usualWake up me up Thursday. I'm done with today.
New firm idea: GLP-1 sodas
>>62883676it's no dip, nvidia is fucked.
>>62883673This isn't smg
>>62883678Nigga oil's sub-90
>>62883675Buy in December when the insiders want to buy. Or maybe a little earlier.
Not touching NVDA in the near term. There is a really good chance Jensen resigns. The slow drip-feed revelations of this story is starting to take on ominous proportions. It's not the kind of scandal he will be able to weather. Keeping his job/marriage might be the least of his concerns after this is all over. I anticipate another 20% downside to the stock right now. At or under 150, I will load up.
>>62883675No idea, but its still falling now. Buying is supposed to happen when falling stops anon. Feel free to risk it if you want.
>>62883484>jensen, my man, can you please stop using your cock on chinese spies? thank you for your attention in this matter. - DJT
>>62883684What do you call this comeback? Futures were down -3.39% before opening. The usual culprits are always the top 3, I watch them everyday. Yes I hold bags in BTC and PMs. Fuck me.
Its not my fucking fault, its genetic.
IREN Wtf is happening?-10% on what?
>>62883578You gorrillanigger brained shithead, lmao. BRK-B was always the play for AI bobos.There’s no way in hell she’ll take the loss like a man. If she has no legal recourse then expect her to start stirring shit in your social life.You’ve shat your bed, now sleep in it.
MCARTHYISM TWO ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
>>62883688I don't get why he'd risk so much for a couple billion more chip sales to China while he's printing HUNDREDS of billions of dollars year after year. He hit the jackpot and threw it all away. Why?
>call my broker (female)>good morning sir will you be investing today there are some fine offers on the marking like google, coke, and microsoft >SOXL.>um sir the nivida situa....>SOXL>sir its down 50% in the last month alone..>SOXL.>yes sir..... (shes aroused by my confidence)>hangs up the phone.
>>62883695Shit wrong pic
>>62883695>Yes I hold bags in BTC and PMs.
>>62883696if you get fat as a kid it kind of is woven into your genetics at that point your brain chemistry acts differently for the rest of your life
>>62883554LOL
why are people treating NVDA as if its INTC? from the way sentiments are you would think one of their factories blew up as wellwhere are all the slurpers
NVDA almost at 1-year lows
>>62883703Nigga I thought we was making it after Tuesday's win. Only up by +10%, it sucks.
>>62883700you think he cares about getting more money more than about fucking a girl he likes? Anon I...
>chinese spy pussyim telling you guys this is bullish. jensen has entered the "lifestream" which is the source of all mako.
>>62883554SHARTI SAVE US
>>62883712But he could get prime 20 year-old prostitutes delivered to him anytime he wants with a single phone call.
>>62883711>Fell for it again reward
is it possible to become good at timing corrections?
