kek AI baggies edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams-waste of time:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>True Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous thread: >>62884603
kek baggies
cash bag crew
Is we getting that $5k stimulus this year
>>62885218Berkshire rises like fire even while insurance revenues fell, because the reason profits went down was that it didn't do losing trades like private equity owned insurance corpos.btw I think Nvidia might rise again.
this has gone on too long
Popular opinion: the new NVDIA ceo should be an Indian.
>>62885236Message Cathie Wood and ask her if NVDA is a long
>>62885244I hope its the Xbox pajeeta.
CRWVbros we're back
WTFWT
>>62885236KKR, Apollo, Brookfield all bought insurance/annuity corpos to immitate berkshires leverage, but they made their insu. corpos buy low grade bonds and loans to collect more bennies.They are also selling insurances more aggressively with more dangers and lower margins.Because of that, BRK simply refused to compete and is just selling less insurances.Then they reinsured that shitty stuff to captive corpos in cayman island to evade legal stuff."IF" AI trade fails and economy goes down, PE owned insurance companies will get raped.Meanwhile, BRK suffers inefficient capital usage problem which makes them more safe and people shat on it but suddenly market thinks thats good.
>>62885225
>>62885256No her name is Taji Shart or something like that
>>62885236>btw I think Nvidia might rise again.I'm certain of it. And that's probably how I am wrong
>>62885256Isn't the XBOX indian woman actually doing good stuff?I heard everyone thought she would do bad stuffs but actually she is making lazy devs work or something.
>>62885257>>62885259what happened?
>>62885263She was born in Wisconsin!
>>62885268Wasn't she mostly just shutting things down?
"anon! are we going to fuck here? but before that, can i borrow your laptop, i need to send an email."Your answer?>>62885238>rumblelel, how this thing got listed? reverse acquisition? >>62885257redditors pumping, they all talk about the revenues but not about the debt.
>>62885218do NOT even tell me you like the originalsi'm a fruit guy but don't tell
What the fuck is this graph called.
>>62885275Trimming fat and reiterated a commitment to physical media. And she cute
>>62885218Whats better to buy now?AVGV or VT?I have weak mentality and i am retarded.I am scared the AI bubble might pop, but I also think US political gridlock will give US more stable policies and stocks will rise.How do you guys assess future scenarios?Larry Williams said buy value/mid cap value, while Ken Fisher said buy the growth.What should I do?
>>62885284The rape everyone holding options.
>>62885287Go 50 / 50.Than go grow some balls.
Coreweave bros... are we holding?
>>62885284That's the "ouch stop it"
>>62885284OooooAAAAAAAAooooooAAAooooAAAAAAAAAAAAAoooooooooooAA
You, there! Tell me what stocks are you monitoring or what stocks are you buying right now. I've been buying some GOOGL and NVIDIA, creating an interesting bag that I will hold for years, but I wanna know what my anons are currently buying. Some juicy stocks hitting interesting double bottoms
>>62885275She is cancelling retarded DEI projects that won't work and is pushing would-be-famous projects that actually will work, people say.But I honestly don't know.People generally had good opinions towards her.
>>62885291insiders aren't. they sure are thanking you all for holding and buying.
>>62885291hold my quaputzi
>>62885290Smart! Thanks!
What is going on with coreaweave? Massive candles all of a sudden (I don't hold any)
is we back
>>62885236I want to see NVDA break support around 165. If it does I'll buy once it settles down but otherwise I'm not touching it. Too much uncertainty.
>>62885287Since you have to ask go VT.
its days like today that im happy I have my silver to protect me from hyper inflation
>>62885310I am a pleb so that might be a bit better yeah.I personally have love for lower betas as I am retarded.
>>62885311you severely underperformed daily inflation
>>62885311you're dumb
>there's a 3x leveraged Coreweave etp Euros are truly degenerate
You DID buy natural gas at the bottom, didn't you?You literally had the opportunity to buy it dirt cheap right before cold weather hit.
>>62885321El basado. (I will never gamble on that.)
>>62885322*kisses you*
A = AvoidsM = MaritalD = Divorce
I sharted CRWV so expect it to nigger pump tomorrow boys
>>62885315Not trying to be rude, anon. It's just that factor tilt is a very nerdy subject and you need conviction as to why you want to factor tilt since it might lag behind during certain periods. So in a sense if you can handle the psychological aspect of investing you should be fine either way.
>>62885321Have you seen the Polish anon who trades 100x shit and makes like 85 trades a day?
https://github.com/Zagitta/gpu-unlockHoly fuck, I hope this company fucking burns to the ground.
>>62885324You can't just kiss random women
being a silver shorter must be the most miserable existence possible
>>62885321Before they started regulating it I could buy up to like 100x leveraged turbosI never bought them though
>>62885301DCA and splitting is ALWAYS the way, but I never do it. I hope you break the cycle of all in.
>>62885331I don't think you are being rude and thanks for the answer.Have a nice nacht.
>>62885339I shorted at 90$, im pretty happy desu
>>62885342Yeah i realized i don't need to go all in into one asset. Thanks.
>>62885340Wait, is this not allowed now?>>62885332
My portfolio is AMZN and BRKB
>>62885332Nope, but he sounds fun. When does he post? How do I recognize him?
>>62885333it looks bad but I wonder if they did this for power draw reasons. my 5080 runs hot as fuck with comfyui.
>>62885348Mater race. Winning would feel so good!
>>62885343you too
>>62885348I always forget AMZN exists. Mag 7 that never really gets discussed.
>>62885350I only notice him by his screenshots in Polish and there's a shitton of small trades. Or the flags back when we were on /bant/ for a while. He buys pancetta with his profits
>>62885339I don't touch silverI don't know why anybody would touch it when gold exists and is more predictableand if you want more beta you have gold minors.Gold has less variables that effect price than silver does.Gold is really basic and one of the easiest assets to trade.
>>62885346The Netherlands started regulating it, dunno about other countries
>>62885344yeah that means shorts haven't been eating for months and no eating once doesn't win bearfart
>>62885322yes, actually. still alot of shorts to get cleaned out but expecting the normal giga overnight dump either tonight or whenever it hits 3.40
>>62885340You can still trade stuff with 100x lev on IG.I mean look, I could open 1x SPX with 11€ right now. What lev is that? I'm not gonna calculate it.
>>62885360silver has comically higher upside
>>62885370manmade horrors beyond comprehension
So when NVDA reverses AMD will lose it's gains yea?
softbank lost her money
>>62885333the implications of this are comical. if the stock market were a person it would be clinically retarded. if it wasn't the AI trade would'be gapped down another 20% overnight
>>62885360I would assume that silver has higher beta? Either way you're a retard if you invest in precious metals.
>receive offer from credit card>"Get up to $500 when you refer friends!">could really use $500>have no friends
>>62885381This is quite honestly class-action tier. What's next, cards being sold with 4GB RAM and it turns out it's 3.2GB?
Professor Jiang was absolutely right about mostly everything. He absolutely nailed what would happen in IRAN. Btw, look at how slutty Amber is. She knows the entire world is seeing here and look at what she does. And she is a high school student. Women are fucking evil.
>>62885378404 booty not found
>>62885333So nothing after the rtx 3060 is really much better?
>>62885348you should have at least 2 more tickersdo 25% BRKB25% AMZN25% TSM25% LLYor more defensive 30% BRKB30% AMZN20% TSM20% LLYBut I would do 2 more ideally for 6 totalso you're not absolutely fucked if two of them shit the bed for years
i should slurp NVDA
>>62885392>face discolored from the rest of her body because of all of the make up Insects
>>62885392Who watches this youtube shit?
>>62885376Will it reverse? Smuggling gpus through Singapore to China is 22% of their revenue, what happens if they lose 22% of their revenue now that Howard Lutnick and Trump aren't preventing investigations into NVDA and that the Democrats who want tighter export controls hold power in Congress, what about Rubio's faction in the Trump admin who also want tighter export controls? NVDA stock didn't fall because Jensen had an affair or because the woman was a spy, it fell because NVDA was violating federal US law and knowingly selling gpus to China through Singapore, Alice Huang the CEO of Megaspeed which is shell company for Alibaba was working with NVDA & Jensen
>>62885411Damn guess AMD's the new Nvidia now
THE MARKET NEEDS TO STOP TROONING OUT
>>62885411I think chinese spy might have drugged Jensen to make him have dopamine spikes to drag him into sex with her.
9/11NIGGER anon won
Who cares about what Nvidia sells to whom. The ceo is extremely based for choosing the chink over the white woman. That only should be enough reason to invest in them.
You think (((they))) will let NVDA fall? The naivety of some anons here
>>62885373And cosmically longer cycles of pain
>>62885218cant he just settle this clown fiesta and let leather jacket man have 2 wives?
Is we getting more stimulus checks
>>62885417who 9/11 negro?
>>62885427Yessum, big daddy
Would be hilarious if something random, like large-cap tech stocks, turned out to be great investments over the next few years
>>62885428>>62884867
>>62885381This is not news, every variable power product is limited so customers don’t blow their shit up
>>62885431>blocked in the one place I would be ok with data centers being, Niggerland MarylandDAMN IT ALL
>>62885432You didn't hear this from me, but Mr. Russell is back on the block.
My SOXL calls are gonna prinnnnnt
>>62885431
>>62885431>WE DID IT YALL, LUDDITE DUB
>>62885443Kurt Russell?
>>62885438This isn't a power limitation lol. It's just legit softcapped, you probably use more power gaming
>>62885449No, he's dead.
>>62885352The GPU can clock down when it gets hot anyway. I wonder why they would ever cap it like that.
>>62885431I looked it up and we were wrong. She’s running a very sophisticated operation, and runs a short book worth over $100 million across neoclouds and chips. He has a complex thesis on space datacenters and is heavily bearish terrestrial.
>>62885453>Deathproof>fucking dies
bobros, im scaredtomorrows gonna be green isnt it?
>>62885455It's so they can sell the same GPU at different price points. They only need to manufacture one version of the chip, but selling it in the cheaper versions has certain capabilities disabled.
>>62885461If you bought puts, you’re a stupid nigger. If you sold calls you’re a slightly less stupid nigger (me)
>>62885461Nah I have puts out the ass we'll be fine
>>62885463Scam
I feel like 11/11 is gonna be a comfy day
>>62885461Maybe, but PPIs going to be even worse Friday.
>>62885463This happens in CPUs when, due to randomness in the litography process, you end up with some cores that don't behave as they should. So you clock them down or turn them off and sell it as a lower model. But this doesn't seem to be the case here, since the 4090 and 5090 (which are the best of their gen, I think?) also suffer from this.
