kek AI baggies edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams-waste of time:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>True Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous thread: >>62884603
kek baggies
cash bag crew
Is we getting that $5k stimulus this year
>>62885218Berkshire rises like fire even while insurance revenues fell, because the reason profits went down was that it didn't do losing trades like private equity owned insurance corpos.btw I think Nvidia might rise again.
this has gone on too long
Popular opinion: the new NVDIA ceo should be an Indian.
>>62885236Message Cathie Wood and ask her if NVDA is a long
>>62885244I hope its the Xbox pajeeta.
CRWVbros we're back
WTFWT
>>62885236KKR, Apollo, Brookfield all bought insurance/annuity corpos to immitate berkshires leverage, but they made their insu. corpos buy low grade bonds and loans to collect more bennies.They are also selling insurances more aggressively with more dangers and lower margins.Because of that, BRK simply refused to compete and is just selling less insurances.Then they reinsured that shitty stuff to captive corpos in cayman island to evade legal stuff."IF" AI trade fails and economy goes down, PE owned insurance companies will get raped.Meanwhile, BRK suffers inefficient capital usage problem which makes them more safe and people shat on it but suddenly market thinks thats good.
>>62885225
>>62885256No her name is Taji Shart or something like that
>>62885236>btw I think Nvidia might rise again.I'm certain of it. And that's probably how I am wrong
>>62885256Isn't the XBOX indian woman actually doing good stuff?I heard everyone thought she would do bad stuffs but actually she is making lazy devs work or something.
>>62885257>>62885259what happened?
>>62885263She was born in Wisconsin!
>>62885268Wasn't she mostly just shutting things down?
"anon! are we going to fuck here? but before that, can i borrow your laptop, i need to send an email."Your answer?>>62885238>rumblelel, how this thing got listed? reverse acquisition? >>62885257redditors pumping, they all talk about the revenues but not about the debt.
>>62885218do NOT even tell me you like the originalsi'm a fruit guy but don't tell
What the fuck is this graph called.
>>62885275Trimming fat and reiterated a commitment to physical media. And she cute
>>62885218Whats better to buy now?AVGV or VT?I have weak mentality and i am retarded.I am scared the AI bubble might pop, but I also think US political gridlock will give US more stable policies and stocks will rise.How do you guys assess future scenarios?Larry Williams said buy value/mid cap value, while Ken Fisher said buy the growth.What should I do?
>>62885284The rape everyone holding options.
>>62885287Go 50 / 50.Than go grow some balls.
Coreweave bros... are we holding?
>>62885284That's the "ouch stop it"
>>62885284OooooAAAAAAAAooooooAAAooooAAAAAAAAAAAAAoooooooooooAA
You, there! Tell me what stocks are you monitoring or what stocks are you buying right now. I've been buying some GOOGL and NVIDIA, creating an interesting bag that I will hold for years, but I wanna know what my anons are currently buying. Some juicy stocks hitting interesting double bottoms
>>62885275She is cancelling retarded DEI projects that won't work and is pushing would-be-famous projects that actually will work, people say.But I honestly don't know.People generally had good opinions towards her.
>>62885291insiders aren't. they sure are thanking you all for holding and buying.
>>62885291hold my quaputzi
>>62885290Smart! Thanks!
What is going on with coreaweave? Massive candles all of a sudden (I don't hold any)
is we back
>>62885236I want to see NVDA break support around 165. If it does I'll buy once it settles down but otherwise I'm not touching it. Too much uncertainty.
>>62885287Since you have to ask go VT.
its days like today that im happy I have my silver to protect me from hyper inflation
>>62885310I am a pleb so that might be a bit better yeah.I personally have love for lower betas as I am retarded.
>>62885311you severely underperformed daily inflation
>>62885311you're dumb
>there's a 3x leveraged Coreweave etp Euros are truly degenerate
You DID buy natural gas at the bottom, didn't you?You literally had the opportunity to buy it dirt cheap right before cold weather hit.
>>62885321El basado. (I will never gamble on that.)
>>62885322*kisses you*
A = AvoidsM = MaritalD = Divorce
I sharted CRWV so expect it to nigger pump tomorrow boys
>>62885315Not trying to be rude, anon. It's just that factor tilt is a very nerdy subject and you need conviction as to why you want to factor tilt since it might lag behind during certain periods. So in a sense if you can handle the psychological aspect of investing you should be fine either way.
>>62885321Have you seen the Polish anon who trades 100x shit and makes like 85 trades a day?
https://github.com/Zagitta/gpu-unlockHoly fuck, I hope this company fucking burns to the ground.
>>62885324You can't just kiss random women
being a silver shorter must be the most miserable existence possible
>>62885321Before they started regulating it I could buy up to like 100x leveraged turbosI never bought them though
>>62885301DCA and splitting is ALWAYS the way, but I never do it. I hope you break the cycle of all in.
>>62885331I don't think you are being rude and thanks for the answer.Have a nice nacht.
>>62885339I shorted at 90$, im pretty happy desu
>>62885342Yeah i realized i don't need to go all in into one asset. Thanks.
>>62885340Wait, is this not allowed now?>>62885332
My portfolio is AMZN and BRKB
>>62885332Nope, but he sounds fun. When does he post? How do I recognize him?
>>62885333it looks bad but I wonder if they did this for power draw reasons. my 5080 runs hot as fuck with comfyui.
>>62885348Mater race. Winning would feel so good!
>>62885343you too
>>62885348I always forget AMZN exists. Mag 7 that never really gets discussed.
>>62885350I only notice him by his screenshots in Polish and there's a shitton of small trades. Or the flags back when we were on /bant/ for a while. He buys pancetta with his profits
>>62885339I don't touch silverI don't know why anybody would touch it when gold exists and is more predictableand if you want more beta you have gold minors.Gold has less variables that effect price than silver does.Gold is really basic and one of the easiest assets to trade.
>>62885346The Netherlands started regulating it, dunno about other countries
>>62885344yeah that means shorts haven't been eating for months and no eating once doesn't win bearfart
>>62885322yes, actually. still alot of shorts to get cleaned out but expecting the normal giga overnight dump either tonight or whenever it hits 3.40
>>62885340You can still trade stuff with 100x lev on IG.I mean look, I could open 1x SPX with 11€ right now. What lev is that? I'm not gonna calculate it.
>>62885360silver has comically higher upside
>>62885370manmade horrors beyond comprehension
So when NVDA reverses AMD will lose it's gains yea?
softbank lost her money
>>62885333the implications of this are comical. if the stock market were a person it would be clinically retarded. if it wasn't the AI trade would'be gapped down another 20% overnight
>>62885360I would assume that silver has higher beta? Either way you're a retard if you invest in precious metals.
>receive offer from credit card>"Get up to $500 when you refer friends!">could really use $500>have no friends
>>62885381This is quite honestly class-action tier. What's next, cards being sold with 4GB RAM and it turns out it's 3.2GB?
Professor Jiang was absolutely right about mostly everything. He absolutely nailed what would happen in IRAN. Btw, look at how slutty Amber is. She knows the entire world is seeing here and look at what she does. And she is a high school student. Women are fucking evil.
>>62885378404 booty not found
>>62885333So nothing after the rtx 3060 is really much better?
>>62885348you should have at least 2 more tickersdo 25% BRKB25% AMZN25% TSM25% LLYor more defensive 30% BRKB30% AMZN20% TSM20% LLYBut I would do 2 more ideally for 6 totalso you're not absolutely fucked if two of them shit the bed for years
i should slurp NVDA
>>62885392>face discolored from the rest of her body because of all of the make up Insects
>>62885392Who watches this youtube shit?
>>62885376Will it reverse? Smuggling gpus through Singapore to China is 22% of their revenue, what happens if they lose 22% of their revenue now that Howard Lutnick and Trump aren't preventing investigations into NVDA and that the Democrats who want tighter export controls hold power in Congress, what about Rubio's faction in the Trump admin who also want tighter export controls? NVDA stock didn't fall because Jensen had an affair or because the woman was a spy, it fell because NVDA was violating federal US law and knowingly selling gpus to China through Singapore, Alice Huang the CEO of Megaspeed which is shell company for Alibaba was working with NVDA & Jensen
>>62885411Damn guess AMD's the new Nvidia now
THE MARKET NEEDS TO STOP TROONING OUT
>>62885411I think chinese spy might have drugged Jensen to make him have dopamine spikes to drag him into sex with her.
9/11NIGGER anon won
Who cares about what Nvidia sells to whom. The ceo is extremely based for choosing the chink over the white woman. That only should be enough reason to invest in them.
You think (((they))) will let NVDA fall? The naivety of some anons here
>>62885373And cosmically longer cycles of pain
>>62885218cant he just settle this clown fiesta and let leather jacket man have 2 wives?
Is we getting more stimulus checks
>>62885417who 9/11 negro?
>>62885427Yessum, big daddy
Would be hilarious if something random, like large-cap tech stocks, turned out to be great investments over the next few years
>>62885428>>62884867
>>62885381This is not news, every variable power product is limited so customers don’t blow their shit up
>>62885431>blocked in the one place I would be ok with data centers being, Niggerland MarylandDAMN IT ALL
>>62885432You didn't hear this from me, but Mr. Russell is back on the block.
My SOXL calls are gonna prinnnnnt
>>62885431
>>62885431>WE DID IT YALL, LUDDITE DUB
>>62885443Kurt Russell?
>>62885438This isn't a power limitation lol. It's just legit softcapped, you probably use more power gaming
>>62885449No, he's dead.
>>62885352The GPU can clock down when it gets hot anyway. I wonder why they would ever cap it like that.
>>62885431I looked it up and we were wrong. She’s running a very sophisticated operation, and runs a short book worth over $100 million across neoclouds and chips. He has a complex thesis on space datacenters and is heavily bearish terrestrial.
>>62885453>Deathproof>fucking dies
bobros, im scaredtomorrows gonna be green isnt it?
>>62885455It's so they can sell the same GPU at different price points. They only need to manufacture one version of the chip, but selling it in the cheaper versions has certain capabilities disabled.
>>62885461If you bought puts, you’re a stupid nigger. If you sold calls you’re a slightly less stupid nigger (me)
>>62885461Nah I have puts out the ass we'll be fine
>>62885463Scam
I feel like 11/11 is gonna be a comfy day
>>62885461Maybe, but PPIs going to be even worse Friday.
>>62885463This happens in CPUs when, due to randomness in the litography process, you end up with some cores that don't behave as they should. So you clock them down or turn them off and sell it as a lower model. But this doesn't seem to be the case here, since the 4090 and 5090 (which are the best of their gen, I think?) also suffer from this.
>>62885469>11/11
>>62885472Yeah this isn't a binning issue
>>62885461I fucking hope so. I took profit at the bottom on Friday and I want to load up on more puts at a discount.
>>62885461I'm a massive bobo but I'd never actually short this clown market. It's like going into an insane asylum and trying to play chess with the inmates. A fucking nuke could go off and the next day some clown like Dan Ives would be talking about how bullish that is.
The only valid reason to work is so you can buy some Anthropic shares without selling your existing investments.Once you have a few thousand dollars' worth of Anthropic, you can and should quit your job. Just eat rice and beans until those shares are worth a fortune or humanity goes extinct. Or both.
>>62885482This
>>62885480>would be talking about how bullish that is.Well, yeah, imagine how much we'd have to spend to rebuild everything!
>>62885482Don't post whores in this general
The AI baggie cult general is going to be fucking hilarious.
bros i love the stock market it's my favorite spectacle.
>>62885480I would agree with you usually but I really do not think there is much enthusiasm left to go around. If it doesn't eat absolute shit this week then the anthropic IPO will be the final blow
>>62885427probably not. drumpfs been weak af this year.
>>62885427We lost elections why would we
>shorting this retard marketno way>sittin in cash waiting for THE SLOORP (tm)yes
>>62885480>A bobo that's not a complete retard
i got 400 USD dollars what should i spend it on
>>62885486Lmao!
>>62885487me too it's all i have left
>>62885499SOXL calls tomorrow morning. Will become at least 800
>>62885473Todd?
>https://9to5mac.com/2026/11/10/apple-has-new-mac-app-coming-to-make-running-local-ai-models-easy/uh oh
>>62885506Rises all tides doe
>>62885499That's enough for a sandwich, drink, tax, and tip
woah coreweave beat earnings? what accounting tricks did they use?
you mean to tell me jensen never questioned why a hot chinese girl would be into asian men without raising suspicions? these bitches just want bwc like it's a trophy.
>>62885499A nice hooker, preferably asian...seeing the current event.
>check chart>giant red deuce still sitting on everyone's face>"Nah bro, all those sellers have completely evaporated. If you short again you're retarded even though I called you a retard for shorting a week ago."reminder if this keeps happening in the thread it's not the bottom
>>62885514it's actually him seducing a singaporean CEO to smuggle chips to china
Buying nuhvidya at these prices is free money isn’t it? Earnings will probably be great
>>62885519Short something then retard, post it here so we can make fun of you tomorrow. Nearly everything that has been happening is just a fud which hasn't affected business in the slightest. All of this is just temporary.
>>62885504>>62885510>>62885516its free money from uncle jensens divies i dont want to waste his gift and lose it all
>>62885463Pretty sure I remember Intel does or used to do something similar with their CPUs
>Nbidia down 10% year to date God gives his silliest battles to his funniest clowns.
>>62885472not the same shit at all. Want to know the funniest shit? Nvidia literally uses a flag, and this flag is literally named "HALF_SPEED". All-in-all, all those unlockers do is changing that fucking flag.
bros, i want you to congratulate yourselves. you made it through black october. you didn't panic sell. you bought the dip. now you will be rewarded. NEVER FORGET YOUR TRAINING
>>62885514You must be 18 to be on 4chan, zoomer.
>>62885535my NVDA position can stay positive longer than bobo and democrats can fud it im never selling
>>62885538This. So much this.
>>62885540I kneel
>>62885538Bros not wrong though
>>62885534A lot of companies do stuff like this. You even see it in cars. They install features, like heated seats or whatever, in every unit, but they're disabled in lower-tier trims. Equipment is there... you just can't turn it on.
>AI baggieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX5IxqEqnG4The market selloff is beyond irrational at this point, nigvideo is 166 dollars because jensen got his cock sucked? Who cares? What fundamentally changed because he cheated on his wife? Nvidia will post 117 billion in profits in 1 week
>>62885540I kneel too.
>>62885546they're pricing in him getting fired
>>62885530if you think the second biggest stock in the world behaving like this is because of "fud" you should probably stay in school and get good grades
>>62885306>uncertainty>because he got his cock suckedThe only uncertainty is how stupid the market is. Are we gonna see 110 dollar nvidio again?
>>62885540if a 10 bagger isn't enough of a return to sell, then what is
>>62885549And how does that change the 500 billion in profits over the next year? The same retardmonkey market is all in Apple beause it's a 'tech' company that just signed no price ceiling deals with Sk Hynix for Ram because they can't get enough ram.
>>62885548I like that he keeps posting this to make some anons mad
>>62885546No, everything is in orderhttps://www.multpl.com/shiller-pe
>>62885552100x is better than 10x. 50x is ok too.
>>62885296So are the “attractive female characters are banned” rules rescinded?
>>62885550>the AI bubble is popping but for real this timeApple signed deals with nvidia and sk hynix for hardware. If Apple knew the bubble was popping why would they sign unfavorable deals?Do people in this thread think of literally anything except sucking cock and posting anime girls?
>>62885554For me, it's not enough to make it. I want others to make it together with me.
>>62885275Yes, she's sunsetting projects without pissing people off. That's the goal.
>>62885553the market is irrational + controlled by jews don't think to hard
>What you looking at? You all a bunch of fuckin’ assholes. You know why? You don’t have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me, so you can point your fuckin’ fingers and say, “That’s the bad guy.” So, what that make you? Good? You’re not good. You just know how to hide. How to lie. Me, I don’t have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So, say goodnight to the bad guy!
>>62885552i just dont want to deal with taxes because i am lazy,
I would kys myself if I didn't have the stock market, that's why I always respect my stops so I live to trade another day
>>62885567Nigga you just click next in turbo tax a couple times
>>62885568funny thing to say considering livermore did actually kill himself
>>62885570i took me 15 years and 3 virus scares to finally install ublock origin i am EXTREMELY lazy
>>62885567Bro that’s my field and it’s 90% data entry. Turbo Tax will even auto populate from scanned or uploaded forms.
Pulled the trigger and added short QQQ to the equities sleeve today:+10% US small cap value+40% Europe, tilts to value/Switzerland/small cap in that order+25% Ex-US/Ex-Europe, value/small cap tilt+25% EM, strong value tilt-30% QQQAt this point I'm don't even want a big tech crash for my port - I'm under hedged based on correlations. I'm just incredibly sick of retards who have only ever known a 17 year bull market and think the only investment vehicle worth knowing about is the lowest fee possible SP500 market cap weighted ETF. It's like an analyst saying spreadsheets inferior to a HP-35 because they cost too much and it takes longer to calculate a percentage.Tell me I'm retarded.
>>62885568About the image : i have to confess i bought samsung electronics and skhynix in june but after losing 2% i chickened out and sold. I think it was a good decision.
I just remembered some anon was shilling CLMT hitting $100 by EOY or something and took a peek. I hope he didn’t rope. This is why I didn’t buy INO - I assumed it was fake and gay like CLMT.
>>62885571both his son and grandson also committed suicide
>>62885306uncertainty = opportunityonce there's certainty it's too late
>>62885576you're hysterical. calm down.
>>62885560getting very emotional over something i didn't say aren't wei would tell you to stay in school champ but it won't help you, however you could start by reading what you just wrote back to yourself and actually thinking about it
>>62885425there's no pain if you're holding as a long-term hedge also if youre not then it's one of the easiest trades to scalp
>>62885583brutal
>>62885566Iz we getting leather jackets?
>>62885584only if you have more information than other people, otherwise it's pure gambling.
>>62885549More like they're pricing in Nvidia essentially running a smuggling operation for a foreign hostile government and anticipating Dem regulators to rape the company because of it (rightfully so)
you're not at all worried about billions in illegal revenue coming from china that won't be there anymore
>>62885580xitter capitulating and the fundamental case they were making is strong
>>62885606This. It's going to be a blood red week
>illegaleverything nividia did was legal
>>62885614He clearly broke Sharia law.
Nigger video does like 100 billy a quarter. The Chinese scam allegation is like less than 5 billy
>>62885559Yes but only by default because it's going to be a miracle if AAA survives. Asha Sharma is sunsetting studios and it was up in the air when she was being placed in that position, weather she was sunsetting XBOX in totality or not. They (Microsoft) probably don't even know if should keep Xbox but it's in the cards and they're probably trying to set Xbox up to to either way. It's also not like they'd sell either because Xbox as a business tries to make profit from console sells while also publishing for studios.
