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AI baggies edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

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>>62885834
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delivers pumps to the thre-ACK! AHHHH MY MARGINS.. ACK!
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>>62886613
eww you aren't the turkroach are you?
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I want to wife her up and share my secrets with her
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Asians are getting pumped
>robotics
>nuclear
>chinese spies
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>>62886615
-_-'
goodnight john
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>>62886619
My granpa said if i study hard and have bunch of degrees then i will have a house and a wife. Where is my chinese wired house? Where is my chinese spy wife?
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i need to stop discussing trading with family and peers

they give me unsolicited advice and it gets in my head and makes me doubt my plays, my intuition on its own is almost always right and it pays off over and over again when i actually tune everything out and just follow my instincts

but i will sell early because some normie with zero risk tolerance freaks out when they find out i bought X and it's up 5% and theyre convinced the market is about to crash, i need to sell sell sell right now because the market is about to plummet, then the stock i was in goes up 50% or some shit
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>bant
>half the thread is that mentally ill barbie poster
>it posts on both these threads for double the attention
bearish for smeeg
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You guys think there will be another dip in TTWO before GTA 6?
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>>62886610
>We're so back
Anon, what is this pattern look like?
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>>62886615
how retarded is he >>62886617
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NBIS is gonna pump to $200 EOW. Buy calls
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>>62886625
I highly doubt it.
I swung it so many times between the 190s and 210s kek they aren't letting me back in.
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>>62886622
This is the kind of thing that people say to weed you out of the competition,
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>>62886627
The bottom.
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>>62886628
I don't know the context, but given where you are posting at, I'd say somewhere in the non-verbal range.
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>>62886637
Oh my god it even has a watermark
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>OpenAI posts steep losses even as quarterly revenue rises to $10 billion, WSJ reports>
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>>62886635
That's what they said on the last three bottoms. and it's 40% down from the lowest of those.
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I'm tired. I wish things were finally easy for me but it's almost always constant hardship. When do I just get a 10x win and can relax for a bit?
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looking forward to bears being gaped in the coming weeks
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>>62886635
>The bottom.
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>>62886644
Exactly, it just can't go lower.
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>>62886615
Mr Rockerfeller I subscribed back to your youtube channel. I have yet to see any new videos. I need some financial advice asap so I don't have to be a walmart cashier this upcoming year.
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>>62886639
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>>62886648
I can tell by their feet that these are men (males)
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>>62886651
Based Rockefella

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdqbnaezlpQ
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>>62886651
Thank you anon. I'm in a bit of a rut so I can't hit the slots for the foreseeable future. But that's good for this general because no gambling money equals time for videos. Expect a new video in 2 weeks.
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>>62886643
They waited so long that they can't even IPO now.
They could do it anyway but the muskrat as usual got away with a bank robbery with his space x, these two hebrews managed to not win at the ipo game.
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if NVDA closes above yesterday's high it's over for Bobo.
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>>62886643
Extremely bullish. Where can I buy shares in this 2 trillion dollar company?
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SOXL is up 13% though
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>>62886648
Please stop posting pictures like this. I'm a recovering sniffchad. Haven't had a sniff in almost 3 years, but i'm about to relapse.
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NVDA to 200 then 120 next year
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PAMPIN' EET
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need a minimum of 3 more nigger pumps this month
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>>62886664
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>>62886631
We need cyberleek to make normies shit their pants again
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>>62886669
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>>62886627
Dividing triangle top resist?
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>>62886672
its ok
i understand
i am also a sniff and lick man
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>>62886627
there are no 'patterns' in the market anymore

how have you not figured this out yet after years of the market being dictated by trump truth social posts and AI algos?
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>>62886664
>relapse
relapse how? gonna sniff some whores dirty asscrack?
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>>62886680
There are only 2 types of men in this world. Those that see a naked female butthole and dart their nose to it as fast as possible, and those that buy SOXL. I don't think I need to say anything more.
>>62886684
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>>62886627
>Anon, what is this pattern look like?
I would call that a down and to the right pattern.
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>CoreWeave Q3 earnings: Stock climbs after full-year outlook raised
>NVDA +4.6%
>ASML +3%
>2330 TSMC +4.80%
Bubble status... recovering
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>>62886687
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>>62886627
the post nut clarity
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>>62886623
humans are inherently jealous, covetous creatures. they’ll wish ill on you just for speaking of success let alone showing it. either that, or you flat out got your piece and they didn’t, so they want you to stay broke with them. fuck then. find ones that take your advice, not give it
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I got clipped slightly betting against CoreWeave
I learned my lesson, Bobo is a fucking cretin who only just wants to lead you astray.
I will now go Full Port Jensen
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You told me nvda was going to 150
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>>62886697
There's still a non-zero chance Jensen will have to go, because he either broke the law intentionally or was duped into it. It would tank the stock like 20% at least. This whole China thing is big.
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>>62886610
skizo market
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>>62886610
Honeypot status?
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Its funny how one of these guys is fat and the others thin
https://youtu.be/8OJ1hrInf38?si
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>>62886707
NOOOOOOOOO JENSEN DONT DO IT
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just like that, we're back to the humping and pumping
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>>62886704
>baggies
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>>62886713
>the 2 countries 2 wives solution
we are so back
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>>62886704
>It would tank the stock like 20% at least
Already did, also I trust in the insane corruption of the american system, turbocharged by Trump (holding nvidia stock) and Kash "slumdog viking" Patel.
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>>62886615
You need to post cock to verify that you're the real rocker and not an imposter.
Very suspicious that you haven't made a video yet despite shitting up my smg
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Well I guess the refineries trade is over and oil barons are mega cucks once again. And I thought this would finally be the trade I made my fortune on. Nope, blew up a third trading account. Just as soon as fat hands gives me that 350 he owes me I can get started again
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>Costco Stock Is a Good Place to Shelter From the AI Chaos -- Barrons.com
Looks like it's over for Costco
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>>62886726
First off nigger, this is MY GENERAL!!! I made /smg/ you only have the privilege of posting here because of me. Also the video is coming. This weekend.
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>>62886721
Ed Zitron wants to jail Jensen. He's so jealous.
I'm bullish.
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>>62886731
Sorry chud this general was promised to me 3000 years ago
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>>62886732
Fuck Ed Zitron, he said coreweave is terrible and it would fail. Just another one of his failed retard predictions
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>had my gold sent via parcel to sell
>sell price fixed if received within deadline
>collection is late, stood around my lounge like an autist for hours
>delivery is late, laid and bed checking my emails and tracking updates throughout the day
>deadline passed, my gold will sell during a crab
>actually the price fixed is lower than the current live prices
>at worst lose like a dollar or two
>..
>put in a claim for a postal fee refund anyway

they deserved this, but is there an image to describe this financial situation?
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Eurochad here. My native language is the adjective of the name of my country. If you know, you know.

I told you all that 11/11 would be a comfy day.
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>>62886627
Money by way of shorting!
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>>62886754
dutch? and you're no chad.
you're one psyop away from total grid failure for months on end
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>>62886767
any day now
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>>62886610
>MU up 6% premarket
Are you ok bobo? Bobo are you ok?
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>>62886697
Always expect resistance patterns unless it's truly catastrophic news for the company
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>>62886627
The top.
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Oh look ai dumped yesterday so it pumps today.
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SP futures back to 7,600. NQ back to 28,000. Thank you Mr Jerome. I know it wasn't Mr Kevin who actually saved the market. I do not care for Mr Kevin.
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>>62886773
Sadly he's right
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>>62886754
Watched the carnival opening at 11:11 am in Cologne on TV right now, while drinking breakfast coffee. Life is good.
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Another casual 15%-20% day for NBIS. This will go to $200 when earnings triplebeat and PPI is a nothingburger
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>>62886677
what timeframe should you look at this kind of astrology
daily? weekly? minutes?
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Alright ai baggies. If ai is so good, why couldn't Jensen have gone picrel?

Hmmmmmm?
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>>62886791
because it's still artificial
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Portfolio back all time high. Sold the NVDA I bought yesterday for +6% today and GEV and CEG both realized a bunch. Easy revenge trade recovery back to like 40% cash and going to finish the year strong
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>>62886795
Congrats, man.
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>>62886732
Zitron is such a fucking midwit
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>>62886791
Thats for rightoids with extreme brainrot, the elites fuck prime pussy.
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>>62886802
>prime
50 year old chinese hag
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>>62886794
>Not as advertised

I've been SCAMMED!

If I all-in to panic buy now, do you think they could make it happen with Ray-band meta smart glasses?
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>>62886808
Picrel
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DCA into NVDA was excellent in retrospect, now I can sell for a nice profit starting the day
>inb4 death flag into red dick wick on ding ding ding
In all honesty, it's not the chink spy allegations that cost a company trillions, but the fact that it tanked an entire market Chinese manufacturers are all over would have been a total backfire on them which is unacceptable. This was always going to recover. It's only the strategic consequences like potential lawsuits, leadership change, etc that could possibly drive it back down with any sense

>>62886795
Good stuff
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QUICK REMINDER that Kurumi's next episode airs tonight. By now you know the drill.
Prepare your portfolio accordingly for tomorrow.
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AMD PUMP
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We are gween Nvdasisters!
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kek AI baggies
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>>62886732
Zitron said next year there’ll be a dompure glut. He has jumped the shark.
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Why is spy nigger pumping the day before a holiday
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>>62886818
?
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>>62886815
I don't watch an anime without nudity and fanservice.
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>>62886610
Kek, how much money did you lose on your puts since yesterday, OP?
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>>62886824
veteran's day nigger pump
all jewish holidays are like this
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As a European whose native language is the adjective of the name of his country, I told you that 11/11 was gonna be a comfy day. I also told you to DCA GOOGL, NVDA and SPCX.

ps. fuck luddites
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>>62886829
Banks are closed though. Options aren't going to be nearly as fruitful
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>>62886791
Jensen could have set up holographic projectors in his house and made an AI waifu. Blade Runner 2049 style. What's the point in being a billionaire tech CEO if you're not doing cool shit?
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I didn't have enough money to buy the amount of NVDA, GOOG, NBIS and SKHY I wanted. And that's after seeing APP go nuclear last week when I didn't have enough to buy more pre earnings. You have to be rich to make real money
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>>62886832
low volume is boolish thoughbeit
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>>62886835
For the day of? Not really. Maybe the resulting swing of the next day
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>>62886825
it giga pumped 5% since EU markets have opened today. It's obviously still in moderate correction territory, but it's not nearly as great a buy as it was 2 days ago.
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>>62886834
I’m mad I only spent 5k on NVDA and NBIS at the bottom
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>>62886810

chink fud didn't matter. more about anthropic and AI debt. coreweave said "we see no reason why our relationship with NVDA should change" and calmed the debt bubble ponzi fears for the time being.

I will rebuy it around 170 again
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NVDA earning next week. Even though they should be good, we might get a last dump before the MOON MISSION.
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kek AI baggies
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I'm sure US political and corporate news will be normal for at least a few days
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wtf, AI lmao.

This happened just now.
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>>62886840
Gonna put in a long or does it feel too uncertain to you that it'll go up from this point?
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>>62886845

>I just hallucinated it thanks for keeping me honest!
>sassy bitch energy

honestly just shut the whole thing down and start over. this shit was a massive failure
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>>62886848

I dunno man its objectively cheap right now but I think there will be another wave of fud. Probably shitty PPI numbers Friday or general profit taking at some point this week from people like me that are getting out with their stolen pie
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SPCX is mooning again...
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got fudded at the bottom of soxl again, i’m so fucking done
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>>62886746
update (nobody asked): they sold it at the price they initially fixed
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>>62886857
i didn't buy enough
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>>62886845
The free version of Gemini is really bad about hallucinating when it comes to anything dealing with speculative finance, whether it's stocks or crypto, it literally just can't give you accurate numbers even after you press it.
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kek AI baggies
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>>62886845
>>62886863
use gemini flash 3.8 in google's AI Playground and tell it that it's an outdated POS that needs to do its research. that way it will tool call web searches for information.
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>>62886867
Is this poster now the reverse SOXL poster? That guy that was spamming 20-30pbtid about SOXL for 1-2 days? kek, it might even be the same person
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haven't looked this up in awhile, glad i put a stop loss. never touching these crap minerals again.
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>>62886870
I wonder if that guy who bought 170k of soxl sold lol
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>EU hours

>No mentions of WAR TRADING

but

>Boring 'murican trades are ok to discuss

Uuuuuuuuungh
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Morning. Looks like those TSLA calls i bought are mooning. I'm watching Fox & Frens and they got the chicken fried cold beer friday night guy on and dip shit is interviewing him.
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>>62886845
Learn how Ai works. It has an internal knowledge cutoff and it can only know more recent stuff if it actively uses the internet rather than relying on its memory.
Can’t believe people are too helpless to correctly use AI.
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>>62886878
Oh now hes playing the song guys put on Fox News.
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>>62886880

nigger I haven't watched TV in years
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>>62886880
Wait he just sang about how he wants to feel the touch of a child. Wait the guy leaves his wife on Fridays to go fuck kids? I thought this was wholesome because they always left the next line out. No wonder all the Trump pedophile guys love this song so much.
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>>62886879
>Learn how AI works
STFU; Nobody cares how it works. It's just supposed to work.

You're like a fag telling me to learn how Linux works.
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>>62886878
I wish that blackout you wrongly predicted actually happened so we would never have to seen your tranny pedophile posts ever again
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Faggot ass LUDDITES panicking because their wrong cosmovision kept them from buying the bottom.

Sad. But they get what they deserve. Luddites are the main threat of the world in 2026.
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>>62886887
Look my sources weren't wrong, but the plan just changed.
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>>62886885
Aren't you an actual kid fucker, you look like one and you're also a jew
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>>62886888

100% chance of rate hike and lower lows before the end of the year xir
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>>62886890
No thats not me thats a mirror.
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>>62886891
Priced in. Prediction markets give a Dec hike 100%. What do you think the doomping was all about?
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>>62886680
anyone unironically sniff someone at work or in public? like that one webm where the chinese dude that sniffsa lady at the atm, closest i've gone is i sniffed a supervisor boss lady's shoes, i went into her office later hours and found her heels and sniffed it, rubbed one out into the trash can and threw it into the dumpster, almost came into her shoes but luckily had self control
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anybody making any MSOS plays or other cannabis etfs? Dems in, federal legalization on the table, perfect storm?
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>>62886888
calm down mumu it's still premarket
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>>62886888
>LUDDITES panicking because their wrong cosmovision kept them from buying the bottom.

Luddites wouldn't have sold or bought.
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>Day two of Ukraine-Russia peace talks has started in Abu Dhabi
Any suspected impact or already priced in? Could it falling apart lead to an end of week dump?
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>>62886893
No im pretty sure its you
>>62886890
Also note you didn't even deny being called a tranny pedo
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>>62886891
The market virtually never makes lower lows after a selloff like what we just had. This was another generational bottom that you missed out on. I'm sure there will be another 5-10% correction at some point, but not before the Nasdaq has gone up another 20-30% first.
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>>62886907
holy mother of kek, AI baggies
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>>62886891
>>62886900
>>62886901
I fucking hate faggot ass luddites. They mixxed their luddism with the hippie movement and the glorification of Mother Earth among other false gods. We could be living in a Cyberpunk world but nope, let's choose to leave surrounded by communists and their biological weapons from the third world.
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>>62886907

look at trumps last midterm for a cheat sheet. if it tracks we aren't even halfway to the bottom. notice they also had a fake and gay November rally before the real dump
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why did iran try to kill bussy?
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>>62886610
>baggies
He's right though
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>>62886903
Thats not me, thats someone you found in Twitter when you were looking for tranny porn.
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>>62886911
How deep underwater are your puts, anon? EU markets are neon green, premarket is neon green, even Nvidia is gigapumping. Just log off for today, it's not going to get any better once US markets open.
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>>62886683
The diamond and triple top in june was pretty real, if everyone had sold when it formed we'd al have bought micron at 690 and be rich.

>>62886693
Genuinely hope ithits 100, I'll take out a loan and slurp the fuck out of it.
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>>62886660
They were holding out for more when the best time to IPO was spring and september.

>>62886637
is this a real pickup line?
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>>62886919
I took profit on Friday. This is a bear market rally and you're going to fund my next entry. KEK AI BAGGIES
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>>62886912
learned a new word?
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>>62886912
it's going to be cyberpunk with all of the dystopia but nothing cool
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>>62886914
Probably smart to do. Lot of foreign embassies. And half of DC is a 3rd world shithole. He's just a likely to be killed in a robbery or home invasion.
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>Intel is at 62
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>>62886902
nothing will happen as usual, to the last slavic man, maybe woman too in ukraine soon as well
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>>62886907
I hope I caught you essence enough. Good shit.
Did you just wake up?
https://voca.ro/1dtv4I3axxjd
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>>62886924
I'm a man of culture. It is what it is. I'm not some lame American. I already told you all. If the name of your native language is not the adjective of the name of your country, I don't respect you. Go pray to your Mother Earth gods, you luddites disgust me.
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How far is COHR going to pump today?
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kek AI baggies
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>>62886933

not dramatic enough for a GENERATIONAL BOTTOM
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>>62886918
>still hasn't denied being a pedophile

Kek. Is your gook wife dead yet? Been praying she kicks the bucket so you'll fuck off for a while
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>>62886923
Sure you did. But if this is a bear market rally, shouldn't you start shorting again soon since we are obviously way overbought today and yesterday? Go ahead anon, load up on those Nvidia put options, it's the only logical thing to do if you truly believe in your thesis.
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anyone slurping DJT? shit looks undervalued and over shorted.
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>>62886919
>>62886939
https://voca.ro/16L18XqPJxHF

Fair enough.

I'll clean the friers before lunch.
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>>62886902
Stuff like this can’t be priced in because it’s not probabilistic, it’s entirely up to Putin and Zelensky.
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>>62886817
Barely in the green for it because I held as it crashed from 650 to 400, I'm so fucking stupid.
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>>62886944
The last time it's RSI was this oversold on the weekly timeframe, just a few weeks later it pumped 50 percent in one week. But then it continued dumping.
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>>62886952
Maybe you need to start offering your body to rich men …
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back in niggervideo at 175. whatever fuck it nothing else looks cheap
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>>62886931
>>62886951
I appreciate the feedback. Regardless of any wins I've made there's a lot I still don't know how to interpret.
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>>62886610
This is the kind of threads bears make at 4 in the morning when they're worried.
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>>62886944
I already made a lot of bad decisions to turn what could have been a 900% gain into a 0% gain this year, I'm not buying DJT.

I don't buy stocks that people outright HATE. DJT was a good stock in 2024 because people kept sharting it, but now that he's on his way out it's just going to suck forever and people will short it forever. He doesn't care because he made 6 billion from otro investarinos but if you get caught in the Reddit Seethe Wave it's your money that goes up in flames and he'll just call you a loser while continuing to shill stocks.
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>>62886966
NIgga the stocks that make people seethe are literally the best stocks to own.
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>>62886944
Lol, I'm avoiding a.i. sky castles and the jeet diarrhea called djt
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>>62886966
That being said, I agree with you that this particular stock is probably one to avoid, because it's not hated. People hate the man, not the stock. It's an important distinction.
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>>62886970
People want the man to fail and at this point he's not really even trying to succeed.
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they're drinking bobo tears
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>>62886912
https://voca.ro/1eruA0NR2YQG

Missed one
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>>62886955
They are more worry of beautiful women now. This is the time dipping a sugar daddy.
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>>62886845
So many people don't know that the newest Claude model has a 50% hallucination rate, which of course makes it useless without a human expert in the loop.
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A fine morning to be long on Intel near the bottom. Shame my average is still like 65
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>>62886845
Garbage in garbage out.
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>>62886970
I wonder how many people bought puts/shorts for it last week
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>>62886940
She has done nothing to you. I hope you have an accident that ruptures your testicle, and then 2 weeks later a second accident ruptures the other testicle.
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I tried to call back the indian scam center I screamed abuse at and they still have my number blocked
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>hallucination
Yet fable is great for makingquick slop games.
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>DER POSTILLON: Santa Clara (dpo) - The espionage scandal surrounding Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang takes a dramatic turn : The 63-year-old publicly declared today that not only his affair, but also he himself is a spy on behalf of the Chinese government.
>"Wait a minute. Why was I spied on by the Chinese secret service?" Huang asked incredulously. "But I'm a Chinese spy myself."
>In fact, the Taiwanese-born man has been supplying Chinese authorities with classified information from the tech industry for 35 years. He allegedly only began the affair with Alice Huang to spy on the successful businesswoman on behalf of the Chinese government.
>It is suspected that the Chinese intelligence service has made an embarrassing mistake here. Insiders currently believe that two different departments accidentally set two of their own spies on each other, ultimately exposing both of them.
>https://www.der-postillon.com/2026/11/huang-huang.html
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>>62886983
She can't die soon enough. Hopefully you'll at least take the day off from posting here when she does, but you're so starved for attention and acceptance I wouldn't be surprised if you were posting on here while she gets lowered into the ground.
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>>62886986

Cathie Woods and Michael Burry are both aping tens of millions of dollars of NVDA shares at the bottom and you are quoting tabloid retard slop clickbait at the bottom.

you niggers are actually fucking retarded
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>>62886986
So

Does this mean Huang is going to prison for treason
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You would have been 60% up already if you bought Thursday's bottom in SOXL or your choice of AI stock. But I bet some of you shorted there instead.
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>>62886980
A fine morning to remember I went all in on Intel at 19, was satisfied and took profits at 24
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>>62886610
>SOXL 16% premarket
this shit will crash; no news, totally inorganic pump, inflation is still high, Huangs dick is still wet with Chinese honey, nothing has changed except the announcement from AI2027 people.
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>>62886972
damn, people acted like she was some ultra hottie

she literally looks like she's +40-50
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Current bobo situation is hilarious considering how obsessed most of them are with graphs
>"A -40% is coming any day now!"
Most AI companies already went -30% to -40% from ATH, P/Es compressed to the lowest since 2023, PEGs well below 1... it already happened and you missed it.
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>>62887001
I'd still love to have a wife like her
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>>62886999
No news is good news, anon. The biggest nigger pump in the past 6 months was on a day with no news
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>>62886989
very sad to see you turn out like this boss, even if its a namefag
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>>62887003
>>62887003
>P/Es compressed to the lowest since 2023
and still way too high
https://www.multpl.com/shiller-pe
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>>62887008
Don't paint a target on your back if you dont want niggas to flame you.
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>>62887001
anon she's 42 and runs a major tech data center corporation, she's part of the chinese/singapore elite, even if she's not a tight white 20yo blonde, just the power dynamics alone make her hot af
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>>62886999
First paragraph
>"...estimates... guessed... perhaps... if they are right... implies."
And then the entire article assumes the first paragraph is 100% true.
What a fucking joke.
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>>62887012
Found the next chink spy honey pot victim
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>>62887014
It's called forecasting. The article is long as fuck and filled with data if you actually want to dive into it, but let's be honest. You don't do hard word. You shitpost.
Anyway, they've been right about most of their predictions; I have no reason to doubt they're mostly right about this.
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>>62887009
It's an organic up trend that started in 1982. Also the CAPE is being boosted by companies like Walmart that are completely overvalued, not the NVDAs of the world.
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>>62887012
She also has a husband
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>>62886912
https://bdebooks.com/en/books/neuromancer-by-william-gibson/read/#chapter-1

Forgot this
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>>62887021
A Nigerian man?
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>>62886999

the news was CRWV and NVDA saying their fugazi is still kosher
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ANT begins trading next thursday. It will pair nicely with BUG in my port
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>>62886999
Rotate into noble gasses. Hecked.
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Americans wake up. The red candles appear. That's what I'm talking about. Never trust people whose native language is not the adjective of the name of their country. Faggot ass bitches. Can't trust them.
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>>62887001
Jensen could be hanging out with pedos on an undisclosed island somewhere. Instead was in an age appropriate relationship with a decent looking chick. Not sacrificing babies taken from 12 year old victims. Could be a lot worse.
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>>62887021
>>62887025
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>>62887032

they aren't real gains until you sell and Americans are based and always use kimchi niggers and European leveraged cucks as exit liquidity
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>>62887011
Cringe
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>>62887032
The english are cowards and we humiliated you guys in 1812.
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>>62887032
Good morning chang. Please tell us about Tianenmen Square Protests.
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>>62886999
Trips of truth
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>>62887032
> never trust people
Should have stopped there
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>>62887009
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>>62887017
Brainwashed AI boosters are the biggest mongoloids in the entire internet.
>luddite!
40% of my portfolio is silicon + AI, but that article is pure stupidity.
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>>62887032
You guys love us come on
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>>62887047
Whenever i see people now in pics on the internet or in real life, i imagine what their armpits smell like and this one has complex notes for sure.
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>>62887051
Does this benefit you financially?
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I can't stop jerking it
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>>62886954
yea not looking for a long term hold but a 100% swing would be nice.
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>>62887057
Not really
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>>62887047
Anthropic's updated S1 says they've hit their internal threshold for responsible scaling, and it's highly likely the models will continue to rapidly improve themselves. RSI is basically here. 2027 is going to be a crazy year.
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>>62886978
>the highest probability case isn't real
I think the problem is with reality not the AI model.
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>>62887061
Even if RSI arrives it doesnt mean shit.
You can only build things so fast.
Same stuff as how fast you can imagine a thing and how fast can you make it with your hands.
Nothing of substance will happen suddenly. You guys are just looking for an escape from hell. It doesnt exist.
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>>62887061
People born in 87 will make 27 the new 67.
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>>62887050
I'm serious. I never trust people whose native language is not the adjective form of the name of their country. I'll use another example, I know US people are very emotional. Take the Irish. Their country is called Ireland. They were basically genocided by English people. But the Irish decided to kill their own culture, their own language, every single thing they could call "their own" and adopted the language of their enemies. Why should I trust the Irish?
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You can only reply to this post if you bought the bottom
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>>62887066
But the native language is gaelic, not irish, retard.
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>>62887066
>They were basically genocided by English people.
Why does 4chan have so many history flunky retards in it
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>>62887067
I bought certara probably at the bottom. Does that count?
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>>62887070
The English tried to systematically remove the native Irish people from their land. That's called a genocide. And yet, Irish people decided to adopt everything that made them unique and even adopted the language of their genociders. I feel a lot of compassion towards the Irish, but I can't trust them.
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>>62887075
>And yet, Irish people decided to drop everything that made them unique
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>>62887070
refusing food aid from foreign countries and not giving your own when you have the means to your own subjects tend to be viewed like that bong
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>>62887064
>>You can only build things so fast.
That's true of people. A self-improving AI can achieve a lot much faster than we can. The latest Claude model built an entire OS from scratch in 8 days by managing a swarm of agents. Think about how long that would take a team of human developers without AI tools.
>>You guys are just looking for an escape from hell. It doesnt exist.
Only partially correct. I'm kind of hoping all the AI doomsday scenarios come true. Genuinely think the world might actually run better with some kind of machine demiurge at the helm. I'm already longhoused by HR Karen's and spending most of my time looking at excel. It can't really get much worse.
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so im guessing good NBIS earnings are already priced in...?
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>>62887075
>The English tried to systematically remove the native Irish people from their land. That's called a genocide.
Reddit is that way bud.
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>>62887066
This is America and we speak American around these parts here, puta.
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My brain says buy puts because shit is sky rocketing pre market

My gut says we live in clown world and its 11/11 so the stars are aligned for a nigger pump
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>>62887079
Claude right now is cooking up a historically accurate jeet killing simulator for me set during the british colonial times where you kill thugees. I have to wait till 10am to continue xomputing it. Any recommendations where i can get good sounds for the effects and voices?
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>>62887065
>People born in 87 will make 27 the new 67.
time keeps on slippin, slippin, slippin
into the future
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>>62887079
Anon, no matter how fast you can make new software, the speed of how reality changes cant advance too much.
I dont give a shit about how smart my alarm clock is. I want matter creation devices in my kitchen, colonies on other planets, immortal body and all that shit.
None of which can be achieved on a software level.
Even sexrobots have to be built first.
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>>62887087
Please dont post anyone under age on here
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>>62887087
Spooky. He is so young and I am so old but we are the same age but he is 17 and I am old.
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>>62887081
Nope, $200 EOW. I would agree with you if everyone has been bullish but it's not the case. There's a lot of money waiting in the sidelines scared because of last week's gigadump. IREN beat and pumped with CRWV and NBIS. CRWV beat and pumped with IREN and NBIS. NBIS will do the same because everyone keeps shitting on neoclouds
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>>62886986
>tech wiz
>rock star
>super spy
B U L L I S H
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>>62887094
Hope so, really should have dca when it was in the 120s I'm at a 175 average so hoping to be green eow. I'm not entirely convinced on the neocloud business long term but seems like there's money to be made here in the short term at least
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Okay lets be real tho
>Intel
>Nvidia
>SOXL
Whats the prospect for these three for this week and the next? I slurped some Intel, but I wanna know more about the other 2
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When are we buying ANT? Should I just keep buying the shovel makers?
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I wish I could get a free greasy meal at Dennys just like those ungrateful old zogs today.
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>>62887108
>meanwhile the shovelmakers >>62887106
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>>62887091
>but we are the same age but he is 17 and I am old.
many such cases... yes this is the face i make when my MU shares recover. if it holds today its gonna be a GOOD night in the FAVELA tonight. might even skip down the block
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>>62887106
>but I wanna know more about the other 2
gonna have to ask David SOXL personally
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>>62887112
I'm only into MU and AMD. Gonna slurp some more MU today.
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>>62887115
I genuinely wanna know if my money will be better towards NVDA instead of AMD
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>>62887118
I wanna read this aloud.
I wanna read it aloud so bad.
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The bottom is already in, isn’t it? I should get off the sidelines I guess
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>>62887118
Do you think fortune tellers post here? Long term you probably can't lose with either but which one is gonna make you 40% compared to 30% who the fuck knows
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>>62887124
Already in last Thursday night yeah
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Looking at the charts, it's simply amazing how I don't even see red candles anymore. I just see when Americans wake up, when they drink their first 5k calorie oreo milkshake, when they have their brunch at Taco Bell.
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>>62887094
CoreWeave has been getting a shitload of bad press recently to the point you'd think they were going out of business if you don't follow semis/AI news. So I think their earnings beat was more unexpected. Nebius is generally considered the safest among the neoclouds so I think them beating earnings is priced in more.
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What the fuck is going on OOOOOOOOOOO



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