AI baggies edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/Previous>>62885834
delivers pumps to the thre-ACK! AHHHH MY MARGINS.. ACK!
>>62886613eww you aren't the turkroach are you?
I want to wife her up and share my secrets with her
Asians are getting pumped>robotics>nuclear>chinese spies
>>62886615-_-'goodnight john
>>62886619My granpa said if i study hard and have bunch of degrees then i will have a house and a wife. Where is my chinese wired house? Where is my chinese spy wife?
i need to stop discussing trading with family and peersthey give me unsolicited advice and it gets in my head and makes me doubt my plays, my intuition on its own is almost always right and it pays off over and over again when i actually tune everything out and just follow my instincts but i will sell early because some normie with zero risk tolerance freaks out when they find out i bought X and it's up 5% and theyre convinced the market is about to crash, i need to sell sell sell right now because the market is about to plummet, then the stock i was in goes up 50% or some shit
>bant>half the thread is that mentally ill barbie poster>it posts on both these threads for double the attentionbearish for smeeg
You guys think there will be another dip in TTWO before GTA 6?
>>62886610>We're so backAnon, what is this pattern look like?
>>62886615how retarded is he >>62886617
NBIS is gonna pump to $200 EOW. Buy calls
>>62886625I highly doubt it. I swung it so many times between the 190s and 210s kek they aren't letting me back in.
>>62886622This is the kind of thing that people say to weed you out of the competition,
>>62886627The bottom.
>>62886628I don't know the context, but given where you are posting at, I'd say somewhere in the non-verbal range.
>>62886637Oh my god it even has a watermark
>OpenAI posts steep losses even as quarterly revenue rises to $10 billion, WSJ reports>
>>62886635That's what they said on the last three bottoms. and it's 40% down from the lowest of those.
I'm tired. I wish things were finally easy for me but it's almost always constant hardship. When do I just get a 10x win and can relax for a bit?
looking forward to bears being gaped in the coming weeks
>>62886635>The bottom.
>>62886644Exactly, it just can't go lower.
>>62886615Mr Rockerfeller I subscribed back to your youtube channel. I have yet to see any new videos. I need some financial advice asap so I don't have to be a walmart cashier this upcoming year.
>>62886639
>>62886648I can tell by their feet that these are men (males)
>>62886651Based Rockefellahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdqbnaezlpQ
>>62886651Thank you anon. I'm in a bit of a rut so I can't hit the slots for the foreseeable future. But that's good for this general because no gambling money equals time for videos. Expect a new video in 2 weeks.
>>62886643They waited so long that they can't even IPO now.They could do it anyway but the muskrat as usual got away with a bank robbery with his space x, these two hebrews managed to not win at the ipo game.
if NVDA closes above yesterday's high it's over for Bobo.
>>62886643Extremely bullish. Where can I buy shares in this 2 trillion dollar company?
SOXL is up 13% though
>>62886648Please stop posting pictures like this. I'm a recovering sniffchad. Haven't had a sniff in almost 3 years, but i'm about to relapse.
NVDA to 200 then 120 next year
PAMPIN' EET
need a minimum of 3 more nigger pumps this month
>>62886664
>>62886631We need cyberleek to make normies shit their pants again
>>62886669
>>62886627Dividing triangle top resist?
>>62886672its oki understandi am also a sniff and lick man
>>62886627there are no 'patterns' in the market anymorehow have you not figured this out yet after years of the market being dictated by trump truth social posts and AI algos?
>>62886664>relapserelapse how? gonna sniff some whores dirty asscrack?
>>62886680There are only 2 types of men in this world. Those that see a naked female butthole and dart their nose to it as fast as possible, and those that buy SOXL. I don't think I need to say anything more.>>62886684
>>62886627>Anon, what is this pattern look like?I would call that a down and to the right pattern.
>CoreWeave Q3 earnings: Stock climbs after full-year outlook raised>NVDA +4.6%>ASML +3%>2330 TSMC +4.80%Bubble status... recovering
>>62886687
>>62886627the post nut clarity
>>62886623humans are inherently jealous, covetous creatures. they’ll wish ill on you just for speaking of success let alone showing it. either that, or you flat out got your piece and they didn’t, so they want you to stay broke with them. fuck then. find ones that take your advice, not give it
I got clipped slightly betting against CoreWeaveI learned my lesson, Bobo is a fucking cretin who only just wants to lead you astray. I will now go Full Port Jensen
You told me nvda was going to 150
>>62886697There's still a non-zero chance Jensen will have to go, because he either broke the law intentionally or was duped into it. It would tank the stock like 20% at least. This whole China thing is big.
>>62886610skizo market
>>62886610Honeypot status?
Its funny how one of these guys is fat and the others thinhttps://youtu.be/8OJ1hrInf38?si
>>62886707NOOOOOOOOO JENSEN DONT DO IT
just like that, we're back to the humping and pumping
>>62886704>baggies
>>62886713>the 2 countries 2 wives solutionwe are so back
>>62886704>It would tank the stock like 20% at leastAlready did, also I trust in the insane corruption of the american system, turbocharged by Trump (holding nvidia stock) and Kash "slumdog viking" Patel.
>>62886615You need to post cock to verify that you're the real rocker and not an imposter.Very suspicious that you haven't made a video yet despite shitting up my smg
Well I guess the refineries trade is over and oil barons are mega cucks once again. And I thought this would finally be the trade I made my fortune on. Nope, blew up a third trading account. Just as soon as fat hands gives me that 350 he owes me I can get started again
>Costco Stock Is a Good Place to Shelter From the AI Chaos -- Barrons.comLooks like it's over for Costco
>>62886726First off nigger, this is MY GENERAL!!! I made /smg/ you only have the privilege of posting here because of me. Also the video is coming. This weekend.
>>62886721Ed Zitron wants to jail Jensen. He's so jealous.I'm bullish.
>>62886731Sorry chud this general was promised to me 3000 years ago
>>62886732Fuck Ed Zitron, he said coreweave is terrible and it would fail. Just another one of his failed retard predictions
>had my gold sent via parcel to sell>sell price fixed if received within deadline>collection is late, stood around my lounge like an autist for hours>delivery is late, laid and bed checking my emails and tracking updates throughout the day>deadline passed, my gold will sell during a crab>actually the price fixed is lower than the current live prices>at worst lose like a dollar or two>..>put in a claim for a postal fee refund anywaythey deserved this, but is there an image to describe this financial situation?
Eurochad here. My native language is the adjective of the name of my country. If you know, you know.I told you all that 11/11 would be a comfy day.
>>62886627Money by way of shorting!
>>62886754dutch? and you're no chad.you're one psyop away from total grid failure for months on end
>>62886767any day now
>>62886610>MU up 6% premarketAre you ok bobo? Bobo are you ok?
>>62886697Always expect resistance patterns unless it's truly catastrophic news for the company
>>62886627The top.
Oh look ai dumped yesterday so it pumps today.
SP futures back to 7,600. NQ back to 28,000. Thank you Mr Jerome. I know it wasn't Mr Kevin who actually saved the market. I do not care for Mr Kevin.
>>62886773Sadly he's right
>>62886754Watched the carnival opening at 11:11 am in Cologne on TV right now, while drinking breakfast coffee. Life is good.
Another casual 15%-20% day for NBIS. This will go to $200 when earnings triplebeat and PPI is a nothingburger
>>62886677what timeframe should you look at this kind of astrologydaily? weekly? minutes?
Alright ai baggies. If ai is so good, why couldn't Jensen have gone picrel? Hmmmmmm?
>>62886791because it's still artificial
Portfolio back all time high. Sold the NVDA I bought yesterday for +6% today and GEV and CEG both realized a bunch. Easy revenge trade recovery back to like 40% cash and going to finish the year strong
>>62886795Congrats, man.
>>62886732Zitron is such a fucking midwit
>>62886791Thats for rightoids with extreme brainrot, the elites fuck prime pussy.
>>62886802>prime50 year old chinese hag
>>62886794>Not as advertised I've been SCAMMED! If I all-in to panic buy now, do you think they could make it happen with Ray-band meta smart glasses?
>>62886808Picrel
DCA into NVDA was excellent in retrospect, now I can sell for a nice profit starting the day >inb4 death flag into red dick wick on ding ding dingIn all honesty, it's not the chink spy allegations that cost a company trillions, but the fact that it tanked an entire market Chinese manufacturers are all over would have been a total backfire on them which is unacceptable. This was always going to recover. It's only the strategic consequences like potential lawsuits, leadership change, etc that could possibly drive it back down with any sense>>62886795Good stuff
QUICK REMINDER that Kurumi's next episode airs tonight. By now you know the drill.Prepare your portfolio accordingly for tomorrow.
AMD PUMP
We are gween Nvdasisters!
kek AI baggies
>>62886732Zitron said next year there’ll be a dompure glut. He has jumped the shark.
Why is spy nigger pumping the day before a holiday
>>62886818?
>>62886815I don't watch an anime without nudity and fanservice.
>>62886610Kek, how much money did you lose on your puts since yesterday, OP?
>>62886824veteran's day nigger pumpall jewish holidays are like this
As a European whose native language is the adjective of the name of his country, I told you that 11/11 was gonna be a comfy day. I also told you to DCA GOOGL, NVDA and SPCX.ps. fuck luddites
>>62886829Banks are closed though. Options aren't going to be nearly as fruitful
>>62886791Jensen could have set up holographic projectors in his house and made an AI waifu. Blade Runner 2049 style. What's the point in being a billionaire tech CEO if you're not doing cool shit?
I didn't have enough money to buy the amount of NVDA, GOOG, NBIS and SKHY I wanted. And that's after seeing APP go nuclear last week when I didn't have enough to buy more pre earnings. You have to be rich to make real money
>>62886832low volume is boolish thoughbeit
>>62886835For the day of? Not really. Maybe the resulting swing of the next day
>>62886825it giga pumped 5% since EU markets have opened today. It's obviously still in moderate correction territory, but it's not nearly as great a buy as it was 2 days ago.
>>62886834I’m mad I only spent 5k on NVDA and NBIS at the bottom
>>62886810chink fud didn't matter. more about anthropic and AI debt. coreweave said "we see no reason why our relationship with NVDA should change" and calmed the debt bubble ponzi fears for the time being.I will rebuy it around 170 again
NVDA earning next week. Even though they should be good, we might get a last dump before the MOON MISSION.
I'm sure US political and corporate news will be normal for at least a few days
wtf, AI lmao.This happened just now.
>>62886840Gonna put in a long or does it feel too uncertain to you that it'll go up from this point?
>>62886845>I just hallucinated it thanks for keeping me honest!>sassy bitch energyhonestly just shut the whole thing down and start over. this shit was a massive failure
>>62886848I dunno man its objectively cheap right now but I think there will be another wave of fud. Probably shitty PPI numbers Friday or general profit taking at some point this week from people like me that are getting out with their stolen pie
SPCX is mooning again...
got fudded at the bottom of soxl again, i’m so fucking done
>>62886746update (nobody asked): they sold it at the price they initially fixed
>>62886857i didn't buy enough
>>62886845The free version of Gemini is really bad about hallucinating when it comes to anything dealing with speculative finance, whether it's stocks or crypto, it literally just can't give you accurate numbers even after you press it.
>>62886845>>62886863use gemini flash 3.8 in google's AI Playground and tell it that it's an outdated POS that needs to do its research. that way it will tool call web searches for information.
>>62886867Is this poster now the reverse SOXL poster? That guy that was spamming 20-30pbtid about SOXL for 1-2 days? kek, it might even be the same person
haven't looked this up in awhile, glad i put a stop loss. never touching these crap minerals again.
>>62886870I wonder if that guy who bought 170k of soxl sold lol
>EU hours>No mentions of WAR TRADINGbut >Boring 'murican trades are ok to discussUuuuuuuuungh
Morning. Looks like those TSLA calls i bought are mooning. I'm watching Fox & Frens and they got the chicken fried cold beer friday night guy on and dip shit is interviewing him.
>>62886845Learn how Ai works. It has an internal knowledge cutoff and it can only know more recent stuff if it actively uses the internet rather than relying on its memory. Can’t believe people are too helpless to correctly use AI.
>>62886878Oh now hes playing the song guys put on Fox News.
>>62886880nigger I haven't watched TV in years
>>62886880Wait he just sang about how he wants to feel the touch of a child. Wait the guy leaves his wife on Fridays to go fuck kids? I thought this was wholesome because they always left the next line out. No wonder all the Trump pedophile guys love this song so much.
>>62886879>Learn how AI worksSTFU; Nobody cares how it works. It's just supposed to work. You're like a fag telling me to learn how Linux works.
>>62886878I wish that blackout you wrongly predicted actually happened so we would never have to seen your tranny pedophile posts ever again
Faggot ass LUDDITES panicking because their wrong cosmovision kept them from buying the bottom.Sad. But they get what they deserve. Luddites are the main threat of the world in 2026.
>>62886887Look my sources weren't wrong, but the plan just changed.
>>62886885Aren't you an actual kid fucker, you look like one and you're also a jew
>>62886888100% chance of rate hike and lower lows before the end of the year xir
>>62886890No thats not me thats a mirror.
>>62886891Priced in. Prediction markets give a Dec hike 100%. What do you think the doomping was all about?
>>62886680anyone unironically sniff someone at work or in public? like that one webm where the chinese dude that sniffsa lady at the atm, closest i've gone is i sniffed a supervisor boss lady's shoes, i went into her office later hours and found her heels and sniffed it, rubbed one out into the trash can and threw it into the dumpster, almost came into her shoes but luckily had self control
anybody making any MSOS plays or other cannabis etfs? Dems in, federal legalization on the table, perfect storm?
>>62886888calm down mumu it's still premarket
>>62886888>LUDDITES panicking because their wrong cosmovision kept them from buying the bottom.Luddites wouldn't have sold or bought.
>Day two of Ukraine-Russia peace talks has started in Abu DhabiAny suspected impact or already priced in? Could it falling apart lead to an end of week dump?
>>62886893No im pretty sure its you>>62886890Also note you didn't even deny being called a tranny pedo
>>62886891The market virtually never makes lower lows after a selloff like what we just had. This was another generational bottom that you missed out on. I'm sure there will be another 5-10% correction at some point, but not before the Nasdaq has gone up another 20-30% first.
>>62886907holy mother of kek, AI baggies
>>62886891>>62886900>>62886901I fucking hate faggot ass luddites. They mixxed their luddism with the hippie movement and the glorification of Mother Earth among other false gods. We could be living in a Cyberpunk world but nope, let's choose to leave surrounded by communists and their biological weapons from the third world.
>>62886907look at trumps last midterm for a cheat sheet. if it tracks we aren't even halfway to the bottom. notice they also had a fake and gay November rally before the real dump
why did iran try to kill bussy?
>>62886610>baggiesHe's right though
>>62886903Thats not me, thats someone you found in Twitter when you were looking for tranny porn.
>>62886911How deep underwater are your puts, anon? EU markets are neon green, premarket is neon green, even Nvidia is gigapumping. Just log off for today, it's not going to get any better once US markets open.
>>62886683The diamond and triple top in june was pretty real, if everyone had sold when it formed we'd al have bought micron at 690 and be rich.>>62886693Genuinely hope ithits 100, I'll take out a loan and slurp the fuck out of it.
>>62886660They were holding out for more when the best time to IPO was spring and september.>>62886637is this a real pickup line?
>>62886919I took profit on Friday. This is a bear market rally and you're going to fund my next entry. KEK AI BAGGIES
>>62886912learned a new word?
>>62886912it's going to be cyberpunk with all of the dystopia but nothing cool
>>62886914Probably smart to do. Lot of foreign embassies. And half of DC is a 3rd world shithole. He's just a likely to be killed in a robbery or home invasion.
>Intel is at 62
>>62886902nothing will happen as usual, to the last slavic man, maybe woman too in ukraine soon as well
>>62886907I hope I caught you essence enough. Good shit.Did you just wake up?https://voca.ro/1dtv4I3axxjd
>>62886924I'm a man of culture. It is what it is. I'm not some lame American. I already told you all. If the name of your native language is not the adjective of the name of your country, I don't respect you. Go pray to your Mother Earth gods, you luddites disgust me.
How far is COHR going to pump today?
>>62886933not dramatic enough for a GENERATIONAL BOTTOM
>>62886918>still hasn't denied being a pedophile Kek. Is your gook wife dead yet? Been praying she kicks the bucket so you'll fuck off for a while
>>62886923Sure you did. But if this is a bear market rally, shouldn't you start shorting again soon since we are obviously way overbought today and yesterday? Go ahead anon, load up on those Nvidia put options, it's the only logical thing to do if you truly believe in your thesis.
anyone slurping DJT? shit looks undervalued and over shorted.
>>62886919>>62886939https://voca.ro/16L18XqPJxHFFair enough. I'll clean the friers before lunch.
>>62886902Stuff like this can’t be priced in because it’s not probabilistic, it’s entirely up to Putin and Zelensky.
>>62886817Barely in the green for it because I held as it crashed from 650 to 400, I'm so fucking stupid.
>>62886944The last time it's RSI was this oversold on the weekly timeframe, just a few weeks later it pumped 50 percent in one week. But then it continued dumping.
>>62886952Maybe you need to start offering your body to rich men …
back in niggervideo at 175. whatever fuck it nothing else looks cheap
>>62886931>>62886951I appreciate the feedback. Regardless of any wins I've made there's a lot I still don't know how to interpret.
>>62886610This is the kind of threads bears make at 4 in the morning when they're worried.
>>62886944I already made a lot of bad decisions to turn what could have been a 900% gain into a 0% gain this year, I'm not buying DJT.I don't buy stocks that people outright HATE. DJT was a good stock in 2024 because people kept sharting it, but now that he's on his way out it's just going to suck forever and people will short it forever. He doesn't care because he made 6 billion from otro investarinos but if you get caught in the Reddit Seethe Wave it's your money that goes up in flames and he'll just call you a loser while continuing to shill stocks.
>>62886966NIgga the stocks that make people seethe are literally the best stocks to own.
>>62886944Lol, I'm avoiding a.i. sky castles and the jeet diarrhea called djt
>>62886966That being said, I agree with you that this particular stock is probably one to avoid, because it's not hated. People hate the man, not the stock. It's an important distinction.
>>62886970People want the man to fail and at this point he's not really even trying to succeed.
they're drinking bobo tears
>>62886912https://voca.ro/1eruA0NR2YQGMissed one
>>62886955They are more worry of beautiful women now. This is the time dipping a sugar daddy.
>>62886845So many people don't know that the newest Claude model has a 50% hallucination rate, which of course makes it useless without a human expert in the loop.
A fine morning to be long on Intel near the bottom. Shame my average is still like 65
>>62886845Garbage in garbage out.
>>62886970I wonder how many people bought puts/shorts for it last week
>>62886940She has done nothing to you. I hope you have an accident that ruptures your testicle, and then 2 weeks later a second accident ruptures the other testicle.
I tried to call back the indian scam center I screamed abuse at and they still have my number blocked
>hallucinationYet fable is great for makingquick slop games.
>DER POSTILLON: Santa Clara (dpo) - The espionage scandal surrounding Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang takes a dramatic turn : The 63-year-old publicly declared today that not only his affair, but also he himself is a spy on behalf of the Chinese government.>"Wait a minute. Why was I spied on by the Chinese secret service?" Huang asked incredulously. "But I'm a Chinese spy myself.">In fact, the Taiwanese-born man has been supplying Chinese authorities with classified information from the tech industry for 35 years. He allegedly only began the affair with Alice Huang to spy on the successful businesswoman on behalf of the Chinese government.>It is suspected that the Chinese intelligence service has made an embarrassing mistake here. Insiders currently believe that two different departments accidentally set two of their own spies on each other, ultimately exposing both of them.>https://www.der-postillon.com/2026/11/huang-huang.html
>>62886983She can't die soon enough. Hopefully you'll at least take the day off from posting here when she does, but you're so starved for attention and acceptance I wouldn't be surprised if you were posting on here while she gets lowered into the ground.
>>62886986Cathie Woods and Michael Burry are both aping tens of millions of dollars of NVDA shares at the bottom and you are quoting tabloid retard slop clickbait at the bottom.you niggers are actually fucking retarded
>>62886986SoDoes this mean Huang is going to prison for treason
You would have been 60% up already if you bought Thursday's bottom in SOXL or your choice of AI stock. But I bet some of you shorted there instead.
>>62886980A fine morning to remember I went all in on Intel at 19, was satisfied and took profits at 24
>>62886610>SOXL 16% premarketthis shit will crash; no news, totally inorganic pump, inflation is still high, Huangs dick is still wet with Chinese honey, nothing has changed except the announcement from AI2027 people.
>>62886972damn, people acted like she was some ultra hottieshe literally looks like she's +40-50
Current bobo situation is hilarious considering how obsessed most of them are with graphs>"A -40% is coming any day now!"Most AI companies already went -30% to -40% from ATH, P/Es compressed to the lowest since 2023, PEGs well below 1... it already happened and you missed it.
>>62887001I'd still love to have a wife like her
>>62886999No news is good news, anon. The biggest nigger pump in the past 6 months was on a day with no news
>>62886989very sad to see you turn out like this boss, even if its a namefag
>>62887003>>62887003>P/Es compressed to the lowest since 2023and still way too highhttps://www.multpl.com/shiller-pe
>>62887008Don't paint a target on your back if you dont want niggas to flame you.
>>62887001anon she's 42 and runs a major tech data center corporation, she's part of the chinese/singapore elite, even if she's not a tight white 20yo blonde, just the power dynamics alone make her hot af
>>62886999First paragraph>"...estimates... guessed... perhaps... if they are right... implies."And then the entire article assumes the first paragraph is 100% true.What a fucking joke.
>>62887012Found the next chink spy honey pot victim
>>62887014It's called forecasting. The article is long as fuck and filled with data if you actually want to dive into it, but let's be honest. You don't do hard word. You shitpost.Anyway, they've been right about most of their predictions; I have no reason to doubt they're mostly right about this.
>>62887009It's an organic up trend that started in 1982. Also the CAPE is being boosted by companies like Walmart that are completely overvalued, not the NVDAs of the world.
>>62887012She also has a husband
>>62886912https://bdebooks.com/en/books/neuromancer-by-william-gibson/read/#chapter-1Forgot this
>>62887021A Nigerian man?
>>62886999the news was CRWV and NVDA saying their fugazi is still kosher
ANT begins trading next thursday. It will pair nicely with BUG in my port
>>62886999Rotate into noble gasses. Hecked.
Americans wake up. The red candles appear. That's what I'm talking about. Never trust people whose native language is not the adjective of the name of their country. Faggot ass bitches. Can't trust them.
>>62887001Jensen could be hanging out with pedos on an undisclosed island somewhere. Instead was in an age appropriate relationship with a decent looking chick. Not sacrificing babies taken from 12 year old victims. Could be a lot worse.
>>62887021>>62887025
>>62887032they aren't real gains until you sell and Americans are based and always use kimchi niggers and European leveraged cucks as exit liquidity
>>62887011Cringe
>>62887032The english are cowards and we humiliated you guys in 1812.
>>62887032Good morning chang. Please tell us about Tianenmen Square Protests.
>>62886999Trips of truth
>>62887032> never trust peopleShould have stopped there
>>62887009Rotation>>62887017Brainwashed AI boosters are the biggest mongoloids in the entire internet.>luddite!40% of my portfolio is silicon + AI, but that article is pure stupidity.
>>62887032You guys love us come on
>>62887047Whenever i see people now in pics on the internet or in real life, i imagine what their armpits smell like and this one has complex notes for sure.
>>62887051Does this benefit you financially?
I can't stop jerking it
>>62886954yea not looking for a long term hold but a 100% swing would be nice.
>>62887057Not really
>>62887047Anthropic's updated S1 says they've hit their internal threshold for responsible scaling, and it's highly likely the models will continue to rapidly improve themselves. RSI is basically here. 2027 is going to be a crazy year.
>>62886978>the highest probability case isn't realI think the problem is with reality not the AI model.
>>62887061Even if RSI arrives it doesnt mean shit.You can only build things so fast.Same stuff as how fast you can imagine a thing and how fast can you make it with your hands. Nothing of substance will happen suddenly. You guys are just looking for an escape from hell. It doesnt exist.
>>62887061People born in 87 will make 27 the new 67.
>>62887050I'm serious. I never trust people whose native language is not the adjective form of the name of their country. I'll use another example, I know US people are very emotional. Take the Irish. Their country is called Ireland. They were basically genocided by English people. But the Irish decided to kill their own culture, their own language, every single thing they could call "their own" and adopted the language of their enemies. Why should I trust the Irish?
You can only reply to this post if you bought the bottom
>>62887066But the native language is gaelic, not irish, retard.
>>62887066>They were basically genocided by English people.Why does 4chan have so many history flunky retards in it
>>62887067I bought certara probably at the bottom. Does that count?
>>62887070The English tried to systematically remove the native Irish people from their land. That's called a genocide. And yet, Irish people decided to adopt everything that made them unique and even adopted the language of their genociders. I feel a lot of compassion towards the Irish, but I can't trust them.
>>62887075>And yet, Irish people decided to drop everything that made them unique
>>62887070refusing food aid from foreign countries and not giving your own when you have the means to your own subjects tend to be viewed like that bong
>>62887064>>You can only build things so fast.That's true of people. A self-improving AI can achieve a lot much faster than we can. The latest Claude model built an entire OS from scratch in 8 days by managing a swarm of agents. Think about how long that would take a team of human developers without AI tools. >>You guys are just looking for an escape from hell. It doesnt exist.Only partially correct. I'm kind of hoping all the AI doomsday scenarios come true. Genuinely think the world might actually run better with some kind of machine demiurge at the helm. I'm already longhoused by HR Karen's and spending most of my time looking at excel. It can't really get much worse.
so im guessing good NBIS earnings are already priced in...?
>>62887075>The English tried to systematically remove the native Irish people from their land. That's called a genocide.Reddit is that way bud.
>>62887066This is America and we speak American around these parts here, puta.
My brain says buy puts because shit is sky rocketing pre marketMy gut says we live in clown world and its 11/11 so the stars are aligned for a nigger pump
>>62887079Claude right now is cooking up a historically accurate jeet killing simulator for me set during the british colonial times where you kill thugees. I have to wait till 10am to continue xomputing it. Any recommendations where i can get good sounds for the effects and voices?
>>62887065>People born in 87 will make 27 the new 67.time keeps on slippin, slippin, slippininto the future
>>62887079Anon, no matter how fast you can make new software, the speed of how reality changes cant advance too much.I dont give a shit about how smart my alarm clock is. I want matter creation devices in my kitchen, colonies on other planets, immortal body and all that shit. None of which can be achieved on a software level.Even sexrobots have to be built first.
>>62887087Please dont post anyone under age on here
>>62887087Spooky. He is so young and I am so old but we are the same age but he is 17 and I am old.
>>62887081Nope, $200 EOW. I would agree with you if everyone has been bullish but it's not the case. There's a lot of money waiting in the sidelines scared because of last week's gigadump. IREN beat and pumped with CRWV and NBIS. CRWV beat and pumped with IREN and NBIS. NBIS will do the same because everyone keeps shitting on neoclouds
>>62886986>tech wiz>rock star>super spyB U L L I S H
>>62887094Hope so, really should have dca when it was in the 120s I'm at a 175 average so hoping to be green eow. I'm not entirely convinced on the neocloud business long term but seems like there's money to be made here in the short term at least
Okay lets be real tho>Intel>Nvidia>SOXLWhats the prospect for these three for this week and the next? I slurped some Intel, but I wanna know more about the other 2
When are we buying ANT? Should I just keep buying the shovel makers?
I wish I could get a free greasy meal at Dennys just like those ungrateful old zogs today.
>>62887108>meanwhile the shovelmakers >>62887106
>>62887091>but we are the same age but he is 17 and I am old.many such cases... yes this is the face i make when my MU shares recover. if it holds today its gonna be a GOOD night in the FAVELA tonight. might even skip down the block
>>62887106>but I wanna know more about the other 2gonna have to ask David SOXL personally
>>62887112I'm only into MU and AMD. Gonna slurp some more MU today.
>>62887115I genuinely wanna know if my money will be better towards NVDA instead of AMD
>>62887118I wanna read this aloud. I wanna read it aloud so bad.
The bottom is already in, isn’t it? I should get off the sidelines I guess
>>62887118Do you think fortune tellers post here? Long term you probably can't lose with either but which one is gonna make you 40% compared to 30% who the fuck knows
>>62887124Already in last Thursday night yeah
Looking at the charts, it's simply amazing how I don't even see red candles anymore. I just see when Americans wake up, when they drink their first 5k calorie oreo milkshake, when they have their brunch at Taco Bell.
>>62887094CoreWeave has been getting a shitload of bad press recently to the point you'd think they were going out of business if you don't follow semis/AI news. So I think their earnings beat was more unexpected. Nebius is generally considered the safest among the neoclouds so I think them beating earnings is priced in more.
What the fuck is going on OOOOOOOOOOO
>>62887134It's usually a good sign when they're getting fudded by people in high places, like Elon Musk. That's a sign of a poop and scoop
>>62887118Short term NVDA, long term AMD has more upside, although imo the big clients are going 100% own chips as soon as possible, so probably the best option is going a step lower to the next quasi-monopoly: TSM.
>>62887134Would you like to buy a car? This particular car needs more gas than the tank can hold just to travel down the block, but it's still a great value. Trust me, fella. You want to invest in this car.
Why are we pumping?
>>62887143fucking kek
Morning fellasAny news or jews so far today?
Question, how do you know when to sell and when to sit and hold? I believe in COHR as a company and that it will be very profitable. I'm up quite a bit but right now my goal is to make money to reinvest. I'm a little torn and a little greedy
>>62887147>>62887136To make more bag holders
>>62887094This. Especially after Coreweave earnings. NBIS is already the better company.
>>62887147Because we like money. The higher the noomber is, the more money everyone makes. Ez pz
>>62887149How do I know if I'm ethically Jewish or not?
Remeber. Pump today, dump tomorrow.Friday stabilization at lower point than last week.
>>62887151>look up COHR chartThat's a stock you put money into once a month for the rest of your life until the day you retire.
Intcels, I think...my asshole has stopped bleeding...for now...I'm afraid...
>>62887147just shorts closing
>>62887165Why
All the night pump erased by their post breakfast mental crash. Fucking typical.
OPEN THE FUCK UP ALREADY IM TRYING TO CUM
>>62887040Unironically, the Tiananmen Square Protests were Deng Xiao Ping cracking down on a bunch of Communist Students protesting his opening the country to western capitalism and remanding a return to the democratic principles of Maoism.
>>62887175>democratic principles of Maoism.Excellent bait. You almost got me until this last part
The stock market needs regulation asap. The fact that 70% of stock is only held for a couple months is pathetic. This shouldn't be a fucking casino.
>>62887176The popular line in the west was the students were protesting for Democracy. What did you think a bunch of activist college students in China were upset with Deng Xiao Ping about?
>>62887177>monthsnigger most of this shit I don't even hold for 2 days
>mfw Abercrombie and Fitch pulled off a 10x from 2022Good lord. How were so many opportunities in this market over the past five years.
anyone here have bad credit IRL?
Found out you're not supposed to vape on the shabbos so now I'm going to hell. Always getting fucked by these yetzer hara traps.
>>62887176Or did you not know that in Communist Countries and leftist Parties, "Democracy" means the communist party and not the democratic system of electing your representatives?In the Soviet Union, if you voted against Communism you were voting against Our Democracy. Sound familiar?
>>62887179A semi-functioning human brain would assume they were rebelling on societal norms like all college educated liberals. Their norm would be communism.
>>62887185I believe you have switched arguments, perhaps out of confusion of your own point. Look, I dont think this whole history thing is your thing man, maybe stick to video game trivia?
>>62887067SLURPBPOIZ GMI
>>62887182I declared Bankruptcy 6 years ago.>>62887186Except the societal norms at the time were Deng opening China to the west, adopting limited capitalism and abandoning Maoist policies.>>62887189I believe you have no idea what you're talking about and still believe George HW Bush for some reason, and possibly you couldn't read or understand my first post.
>>62887181Israeli Defense & Aerospace stocks have also been rocketing.
>he sold
>>62887189Or maybe you just don't know anything at all about China, Mao, the Cultural Revolution, the Great Turn Inwards, or even who Deng Xiao Ping was.
I am back in KMB. After their Kenvue merger they are fucking 11 p/e and 4.6% div yield lmao
>>62887118i may or may not be talking my book here but for me its NVDA because of JENSEN... but i also fell victim to the chinese tang so he and i are brothers in arms. both of us have data on WeChat
Saars why is the pump fading
>>62887205>Americans wake up>Drink 5k calorie oreo milkshake>Shit on the marketsLike clockwork
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
Please go down to 45 SOXL, thank you
>>62887208Based
>>62887210I need it to get down to 30. Intel and Coreweave too!
Gimme my 30% pump
>>62887208Based.
>>62887191>>62887195I somehow doubt the communist party would kill someone for wanting more communism.Especially since theres documented evidence of exactly why the students were protesting. In original chinese. They wanted democracy.
Are you still holding those Nvidility bags anon? They're weighing heavily on your soul
Can't wait for 24h this after hours shit is so retarded.
>>62887213I bet this dude was so spiritual that he had conversions with God all day like Adam did in Paradise
>>62887217Shut the fuck up Chaim. You'll never be able to wipe his blood off your hands.
financial news sites are aready floating the idea that jensen is too big to fire
PULL UP PULL UP KEVIN HELP
>>62887216next you will tell me our politicians want democracy because we have democratic government
>>62887108Guess I will buy. Kind of feels like having to buy lotto tickets if your company has a lotto pool cause you dont want to risk being the one guy stuck at the office when everyone wins and fucks off
BREAKING: Jensen embraces polygamy. Announces he will soon have a third wife from the Ural Mountains.
>>62887226People cling to power. It is simple.
omfg It's always 'This stuff, like, stopped selling, rite?' with these dumps.>>62887222Is THAT what people ran to price in?
>>62887219>he had conversions with God all dayThat's allowed?
