STOCK TANKS EVEN FURTHER BECAUSE HAVING SEX IS BAD OR SOMETHINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62889317>BECAUSE HAVING SEX IS BAD OR SOMETHINGit's a liability to fuck spies and your underlings, yes.
>>62889317>it's affecting other tech stock as wellHoly fuck will the AI bubble really burst because some chink couldn't keep his rice grain outside of Xi's chinese finger trap?
>>62889317this can't be happening, I bought the dip yesterday
it was obvious he was going to resign as soon as the implications of the story broke. now a second scandal has hit the PC tower; I am sure there are many, many more. basically if you 'bought the dip' on nvidia you are fucking moronic, it was clear as day that he was going to leave and the stock has a lot further to fall. not touching this until its below 140, and yes, that's where it's going
lmao this guy fucks
>>62889317Second attacku
>>62889327actually it's bullish to have a CEO that is also a pussy slaying CHAD, the market is just wrong as always
Asian pussy needs to be nerfed next patch
>Apparently its not bullish to be a bullOkay
>>62889317just wait for the third affair
>>62889317couldnt he wait until the first scandal blew over?
>>62889433third affair will be with his black male pool cleanerFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62889317kek this shit is a controlled demolition of the stonk market, I fucking love it :D
>>62889416second wasnt asian
>>62889344Historically, many such cases.
How the fuck am I supposed to take stock market seriously when one guy can make thousands of your money disappear just because he fucked some yellow roastie.What a joke.
>>62889317OH N-
>>62889477Zoom out fucking loser. You don't own anything do you? Baggie of dot or link no doubt
>>62889317Does anyone selling actually think this is some sort of earth shattering news that rich men are sleeping around? Or are people just selling because they see an excuse to sell?
>>62889521Apparently the board is ousting him for uh, having sex or whatever
>>62889524Wow wtf? I bet everyone on the board is doing the same thing
>>62889317Jeet CEO status?
>>62889487Please stop being obtuse. Jensen is the founder and face of the world’s most important company, who will now resign in disgrace, damaging the Nvidia brand and even drawing in congressional investigations. It’s not a sex scandal, it’s an industrial espionage scandal. The man at the centre of the AI trade might go to jail. So ya it’a a big fucking deal, but go ahead and buy the dip. It worked out for those people yesterday!
Should I buy now or do I wait for the third affair?
>>62889344lol, why wouldn't it affect other stocks when one company goes around touching everything they can like their ceo
why do empires fall because of some pussy
>>62889521>>62889524Its obviously cover for the bubble about to explode.
>>62889399Nobody cares when Elon does it.Jensen fucks one broad and everyone loses their mind
>>62889317Why did they wait until now to announce this? We had a good fucking pump going. They couldn't have said this on Monday when everything was dumping?
>>62889594It is hardcoded into men to be powerless to prime hairy pussy, the need to coom is like a sleeper agent in our heads
>>62889366Jensen fucked so hard, he may have singlehandedly fucked the AI bubble & NVDA shareholders in one fell swoop
>>62889344nice analogy anon
>>62889575Fuck you ignorant gweilo. There is no espionage. China is a great brother and friend to the American people, as Trump has always said. This is about sex. The white devil cannot stand to see a yellow chad slay pussy left and right. Only a small dicked white boy who scared of multipolarity thinks this is about espionage.
nigga just got fired. some disgruntled jews snitched innit
>>62889416want
>>62889599Exactly this. It's white jealous of Chinese greatness. Whites are scared of powerful well-endowed chinese men leading the world to glorious AI future. There is no need for congressional investigation, there are no spies. this is pure jealousy.
>>62889596So far other stocks are doing fine now.
>>62889667Like Hollywood, it was an open secret.
>>62889423>>62889446This will pump it with a monster green dick.
>>62889575AI regulation is coming, and NVDA AI chips will only be sold within the US. That leaves only a handful of approved players—which is precisely how they will prop up the Anthropic IPO.
>>62889766Chips are already regulated …
>>62889599Elon did not fuck any women, he just impregnated them using a turkey baster
>>62889317Old news so what's behind todays after hours dump?
>>62889503open your eyes fag!
>>62889344You're misunderstanding the cause and effect. The bubble already started popping so they pulled the trigger on the rugpull of the century. Didn't they basically confirm at least the US government knew about him fucking the spy for a year?
>>62889804Blackmail material on Jensen Huang suddenly being released is a bad sign
>>62889317my puts are printing guys im gonna be rich thank you so much jews
You guys actually use Nvidia hardware they are buggy as shit with drivers and have god awful board QC
>>62889346SELL IT AND BUY AGAIN!
>>628894164'10'' is about an inch over the perfect height
>>62889834I’ve only ever had this problem with amd, never buying their shit again
>>62889824That just makes too much sense for the irrational market.>>62889823Yes Huang himself even hired a crisis communications firm last October.
>>62889693>other stocksNvidia were basically the only ones turning real profit on the AI boom. It's where all the black numbers covering the 1.7 trillion dollar red hole come from.
Pretty 1337 jew move tho, the dead cat bounce into a totally controlled media spectacle during after hours trading. I think I kneel.
This is some Franz Feridnand anno 2026 shit, Princip vibes, we're facing down WW3 because a foreign nonwhite CEO got ganked by a foreign adversarial country and who knows how bad things really are. This will develop into a war. Screenshot this post. No joke. I have spoken... verification certainly not required.
>>62889346i literally bought an nvda call before close -_-
>>62889927Can't let the goyim sell too
>>62889895It's 2026 not 2016. Nvidia is the own with your problems now. Check their stock prices.
>>62889677grorious* AI future
>>62889502*gunshot*
>>62889959This is just the second horseman... this news is the 4 horsemen ... 2 more events272847... I dont know what this means but this number came to me(I'm the unrecognized reincarnation of jesus christ)More will be revealed to me.. but I can't control these alpha drips
i hate women so much it's unreal
I sloorped and ill sloorp again next open. And if it dips again ill sloorp again. He will get replaced and itll be a giant green dildo. Everyone i speak to are excited to buy in
i longed at 160 with 69 shares
>>62889994>>62890009>>62890021Three green IDs can't be wrong
>>62889985There wont be a new CEO in a normal senseUSA will nationalize nvidiaIt will become the most important company in the worldChina will launch attacks on its production facilities and this will start the war
>>62890021>>62890009You people are insane and are going to learn the hard way nothing is priced in. The day he announced his resignation the stock is going to take a 15-20% haircut
>>62889317seems like a massive slurp opportunity>nvidia hardware is required for ai>about to release the consumer grade rtx 6080 series>massive nosediveyep im slurping some nvidia stay mad chuds
>>62889317uh oh
>>62890051>about to release the consumer grade rtx 6080 seriesyeah and it will be like 2030 buy the time u can actually find one to buy
>>62890056go on..
so who are the possible candidates to replace the guy?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_3OHvY16qo
>>62890088man how did no one notice nvidia had absolutely no succession plan whatsoever wow apple always has two dudes on deck ready to be ceo
>>62889587Polyculebros we are so back
Why do they let men be CEOs? Its just too much risk, its like hiring a crack addict. This could happen at ANY company with a male CEO at any moment. This plus the risk of rape accusations means it just makes more sense to put women in these roles going forward. That lady at JP Morgan didn't have these problems.
>bought at 450 sold at 500 (pre split)>bought at 100 sold at 130Im just glad I only made money albeitnot enough
>>62890103Powerful, control freak leaders often deliberately do not make a succession plan specifically because it enhances their own position. Elizabeth I, for example, never named an heir, literally causing a civil war just to preserve herself.
>>62890112or gay dudes tim cook had no problems
Needs a latina and a nigress to complete the setImagine being invested in NVDA and watching your life savings and pension literally evaporate because some chink thought a leather jacket gave him genghis khan powers
>>62889365>>62889327>>62889317Nah I say buy calls. Jensen is way too essential to NVIDIA. My boy needs some action to stay the lion
>>62890122how much nvidia did berkshire have? must not be much cuz the stock is basically flat today slightly up after hours
>>62890103good point, yeah its completely unclear on who the successor isfor other companies we at least, as the public, have SOME idea, but for this, no clue
what price do i buy in bros am thinking 140$
>>62890122What good's being a tech billionaire if you don't have Genghis powers though? Let's be real for a second
>>62890134He is the architect of the financial AI centipede scheme and that's it, he is not the head of development of their core products. He was essential for marketing purposes but now this image has been destroyed.
>>62890147>thinking of buying when the bubble hasn't even properly popped yetI'm thinking 50$
>>62889317>tfw think about cheating on my wife
>man has sex>incel shareholders dump
>>62889344Nothing has "burst"Holy shit this entire board is just dipshit crying redditors who think stock price go down so gpus will be cheapThe gaming division si being removed in 2027, you will never have a 5090, stop fucking crying.And their revenues continue to rise, there is no 'burst' here.
>>62889365Go ahead and time the bottom bitch lmao I'm gonna DCA and when it bounces off 150 I'll be in moneyville and you'll be screaming on the sidelines.
>>62890050It's already priced in
>>62889317
Once upon a time 4chinners would have actually praised the sex havers getting btfo like this
>>62890147why nvda tho? There are multiple companies that will continue to benefit from this bubble in 2027, and they are still moderately priced, why do you want to touch the already overpriced company who will nominate some fucking Nike CEO in a short time?
>>62889317SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>>62890216>multiple companies that will continue to benefit from this bubble in 2027, and they are still moderately priced,Enlighten us anon
>>62890219Everyone is saying sell
>>62890118>Elizabeth I, for example, never named an heir, literally causing a civil war just to preserve herself.The civil war was much later. Elizabeth 1 was peacefully succeeded by James VI of Scotland, who then became dual king of England and Scotland. His reign was peaceful. It was under his son, Charles 1, that the civil war took placeThe causes of the war were religious and I don't think it's fair to lay the blame on James succeeding Elizabeth.
buy
>>62889672Would you sell out your country for her though?
>>62890224every other chips company that is not nvidiafucking broadcom will double next year
>>62890261yes
>>62890261I give her fake intel as a joke
>>62889344>Holy fuck will the AI bubble really burst because some chink couldn't keep his rice grain outside of Xi's chinese finger trap?
>>62890200No, the *possibility* is priced in. You think the day he announced his resignation there will be no decline? Nothing is fucking priced in—why do you think prices change?
>>62889956>Muh warSybau. Get the non-white out of here
>>62889317>>62889399>>62889521It's because his affair was with an employee of his own public company. She and/or the shareholders can now sue Nvidia, and it's much more likely he will get fired so that Nvidia can free itself of liability.>>62889599>>62889788Wrong. In Elon's case, the companies at the time weren't public so all liability was on himself.>>62889365It was not at all clear he was going to resign. That's why the stock was recovering until this news broke. The Chinese spying repercussions were already determined, feds knew, and he was the founder of Nvidia and had been CEO since its inception in 1993.>>62889477Well at least Nvidia stock, yeah>>62889834Are you on windows? NVidia on windows is only for gamers>>62890051>about to release the consumer grade rtx 6080 seriesNot until 2027 2nd half. Or later>nvidia hardware is required for aiNot required but they still have a moat
>>62889416Love me westernized Asians
If i remember correctly this dude is married with kids who all work at nvidia too. And his wife stuck with him while nvidia went bankrupt several times. Dude is going to have to explain some shit at home when all his kids get fired too and his wife wants a divorce.
Would you give up $1.6 trilly for the grippy?
amd lol
>>62890455I pay whores in SEA who are 10x hotter but i might prefer a girl to connect with. Jensen huang can only connect with workaholic types, ambitious and successful sluts.
>>62890455>fucking prime asian tight pussy while sucking on big white mommy milkieshonestly i can't even blame him for falling for the honey pot, i'd fold as well, my mouth would gravitate towards those nipples like a moth to a fire
If ID green, we goodIf red, NVIDIA ded
>>62889317Genuinely I'm loading up on this shit. Easiest fucking rebound stock of my life.
>>62889959
>>62890492NOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT! THE CEO HAD SEX!
ITS OVER
>>62890424Jensen should sue her, she was having an affair too
>>62890534It wouldn't make it through the courts anon. Maybe if he had proof she manipulated him or something.
>>62889317Uh ohh second affair hit the market.
>>62890119>>62890112Computer, pull up the project veritas gay baiting videos. Someone is being wrong on the internet.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5n7RRKgDog
>>62889317You're telling me that a multibillion dollar man likes to lay down with attractive ladies.. what the H?! Here I was thinking he spent all his time making computer chips!
>>62889327Spies yes, underlings no. That only became a thing with the muh power dynamic crowd who consider it practically rape. If there's quid pro quo involved that's wrong too, but go fuck yourself if youre a moralfag.
>>62890261in a heartbeat, without hesitation or regret
>>62889365No he wasn't. He said he's dedicated to the company. He should just continue running it and people need to deal with the fact that a man in his position needs to bust a nust sometimes and his old ass wife isn't going to be around to handle business all the time.
>>62890047Lmfao
>>62889317mega keknvidiots really getting taken for a ride
>>62889317As a Linux user, this fills me with joy.
>>62890592it's tranny cope
>>62889317unironically whats the bottom? 100?
>>62890444>If i remember correctly this dude is married with kids who all work at nvidia too.Yes, they are at nvidia
>>62889317sexhavers btfo
>>62890964130 is within reach by the end of this week. If some general negative news follow, 100 is quite possible now.
>>62890964depends how many more affairs "they" decide to release, each affair is -20%
>>62889317>be billionaire>have sexoh wow.
Make CEOs eunuchs It’s the only way to ensure they are properly running their businesses
>>62891035>Be billionaire >Be CEO of a tech firm that relates to national security >Fuck a Chinese spy and leak sensitive information to her. >This is clearly a bad thing Retard
>>62891104>yfw she wasn't a "Chinese spy" and it was all bullshit
>>62891114What if he was extracting intelligence from her?
>>62891158Son of a bitch...
>>62889317So what happens to all the money nvda is lending money to buy nvda chips when nvda stocks tank?So glad this is what pops the bubble. Also I don’t into the conspiracies. This mofo was just horny and got caught up. A tale as old as timehttps://youtu.be/AtbdRs9U0us
>>62889646>only a small dick white boi scared of multipolrity That sounds like the feds. He shreckedhttps://youtu.be/AtbdRs9U0us
>>62889344This meeting was about how Xi was going to burst the AI bubble with Huang's affairs. Russia came up with the plan. Now that I think about it, it's genius.
>>62889344>because some chink couldn't keep his rice grain outside of Xi's chinese finger trapchecked
This is why CEO's need comfort women and this should be corporate policy. HR failed to supply him with fresh pussy on demand during business trips and conferences and our wallets suffer for it.
>>62889640You have never said one fell swoop before
>>62889895This. AMD GPU's and CPU's are dogshit. AMD has always been second place so they are willing to cut corners and force buggy products onto the market in an attempt to catch up which is why they never actually catch up.
>>62889599It’s not a secret so it’s priced in.
