spank a baggie edition>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious>>62894402
Ding dong
If anything, America needs to expand their honeypot slut operations.
>>62894960This is what is happening to me
>310 bake
i like moneyi like number go up
>>62894960Too early.Also, those slaps are pussy shit for pornos. I hate you OP!
FREAK THE FUCK OUT
>>62894969Good luck with that lol
Nvidia is getting pumped
sorry i missed the last threadi went for a walk and spent about 20 min watching some geese groom themselves at the river
can someone call jsenen and say to him pls unresign and just pretend nothing happened and just go back to wearing leather jackets and fucking roasties and making gpus and when supply catches up we also get some cool gamer gpus again
>>62894993No problems, anon. Thank you as alway.
how do I short on ikbr
>>62894993I love you
I will learn to day trade. I already fucked up my first practice session. But that's okay I only put 70 dollars on the line.
>>62894993I want to kiss you anon
anyway we're back to crabbing
What you think about all in on Ondas?Thinking of swinging it
DIE SOXL DIE
>just got paid>property tax due this monthsure i'll just work for free for 2 weeks, thanks.
cmon maang i dont jensen to leave he the goat
DID SOMEONE SAY CRAB?
>>62895011Sam also needs cock
>>62895004>>62895012
Rookie question: does the PPI report tend to have any impact? Is it considered priced in or could there be a market dump even prior to it coming out?
>>62895001brother just check the rsi buy when it's 20, sell when it's 80
>my SMCI took the worst hit from this Jensen fiascoUnfair bullshit, especially after the last quarter earnings. I should have been rolling in money.
People said Iren and Coreweave were the problem
>>62895017Here's a new one, bro.
>>62894960hey thats my webm in the op!for those asking for source, check out the faceswap threads on /gif/ >>/gif/31417438
>>62895023Stupid horse fucker, SMCI is the most corrupt and lawsuit-prone tech company I can think of.
>>62895032
>>62895032can u change her face into jensen
>>62895022I don't know what you just said.
It has nothing to do with his performance.Why is Jen-hsun leaving causing in video to drop 30%?
>jensen didn’t do anything wrong>jensen didn’t know he was doing anything wrong>jensen will not resign>jensen will not be subpoenaedYou are here>no one else at the company will be subpoenaed>no one else at nvidia knew about china dealings>Nvidia wasn’t engaged in securities fraud>nvidia wasn’t cooking their books
>>62895037
>>62895032Imagine the smell
Did you buy the dip, anon?
>>62894993Had no idea Noodles & Co was public>>62895032>Kaya
no matter what happens we are all in agreement this was really fucking funny, right?
>>62895046what a miserable woman
>>62895026I thought they narrowed their lossesthey were a clear favorite of the neofarts
I am still losing money on SNXX >nice intraday recovery editionthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62895046Kick her out along with chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries
>>62895056>noooo you should be allowed to interact with CCP spies without consequences! it was just heckin sexo!
>>62895032that's a bbc fetish general you freak
Hey guys
>>62895056she's not wrongit's better to get it over with before it gets worse
>>62894976>>62895041>>62894984>my china nooooas i said you all are very weird
>retards still think it's about the sexIt's, like, 15% about the sex, and not even with the spy, just the employee.It's about the illegal exports and possible exposure of sensitive data.
>>62895075>retards still think it's about the sexhttps://www.ynetnews.com/business/article/hypv8bxrfl
>>62895063
Who has the picture of the cfo (now ceo) saying how she talks to Israel every morning
>>62895056Tick tock
>>62895056She one if the rare congressen who did well for the American people.
>>62894998You buy puts
>>62895046based, I love her
>>62895032does gif have an archive?
Okay, now you're being disingenuous
Should i be buying as much nvda as i can?
>interm CEO for nvidia is a jew with dual citizenshiplmfao
>>62895096Hold what you have but don't grow your position until after the congressional.
>>62895098the CFO is the usual choice for an interim CEO
>>62895055Yes. I didn't pay any attention to whatever you're referencing but I am 100% positive it was funny as fuck
>>62895098Coup? Who said anything about a coup? Mind your own business goy.
do people not know what the word interim means?
AMD fucking won
>>62895055Shenanigans like these makes me feel alive
>>62895098>my china spy noooo>israel? we love it no problem
>>62895107people just want to hate on jews, it's sad
>>62895098fag
they aren't even in yet and the democrats are already pissing me off with their autistic anti china hate campaign
>>62895096Jensen just got oustedThere is a congressional hearing and serious suspicions federal law might have been knowingly brokenThe stock is down 5%. You have to be a retard to buy here
>>62895113
>>62895113Judaism literally teaches that they are superior to all other people and that they should subjugate other races.Jews suck
>>62894998I believe you need to change your account type from cash to margin. Short positions are loans, after all.Don't believe me though. Ask customer service. Upgrading to a margin account will increase your trading fees, so you should not do it unless you have a reason.
>>62895117its a nothing burger for NVDA, its a bigger issue for Trump for knowing about it but not saying or doing anything.
>>62895096I'm going to wait and see how the first round of subpoenas to testify to congress go.
>>62895043Don't do it anyway, the RSI often pins at extremes then flatlines and then that's the opposite signal to what he just said. Put moving averages on candles, with fibonacci number parameters and look at them for a long time until you work out something. Buy uptrends, sell downtrends. If you try and catch turns you're going to get fucked. You're going to get fucked anyway but at least give yourself a chance to learn. VWAP.
>>62895055Life would be intolerable without fellow laughsters to laugh it up with.
The entire NVDA board must have known they were shipping to Chyna
Widespread Outlook outages today lmao. Got a bunch of calls from clients complaining. Puts on MSFT.
Great I loaded up on MSFT calls and now not only am I out of business because I can't get emails, but I'm getting fucked on my calls too.
>>62895096I encourage you to look at what happened to the stock price after the Microsoft anti trust suit and the Facebook Cambridge analytica scandal. That’s the gravity of the situation we are dealing with here>hurr but Microsoft was a good stock in the long term!Ya and so will nvidia, the point is to not colossally fuck up the timing of your entry
>Well, we've discussed it and we've reached the conclusion that we'd like you to come back to work.>But there are some stipulations.>Violation of which will result in termination and a reabsorption of your shares. >You are not allowed to be alone with clients.>You are to stick to the script in meetings and that means the script will be approved by the people in this room. >Outside of client hospitality, there will be no Chinese takeout lunches in the office.>You will attend weekly HR sessions covering female boundaries.>And you will report to Kimberly.
>>62895140>>62895147kek
>>62895147>people start talking about jews>baggot magically appearsShocking
>>62895023o noehave this self-insert image
Jensen should just flee to china with the way these jews and democrats are trying to screw him
>>62895151I really should finish Mad Men.
>>62895154qrd on this meme?
>>62895115All jews are Sayanim, so it doesn't matter what her birth certificate says. Today goys lost, again.
>>62895157It's hard to believe, but it was actually initiated by Nvidia itself. A company investigated itself and found itself guilty. I say this as a white supremacist.
>>62895161owarida
>>62895096If you didn't get in at $150, wait until tomorrow afternoon. Price action tomorrow will tell us how people really feel about the stock. If selloff, today might've been FOMO. If it crabs or steadily creeps up, time to buy.
>>62895055yes
>>62895161The crab slump is over, time to pump.
>>62894989>>62894969Russia and China really have no other choice than to use classic era tactics. The US is more finiancial brute force>we will offer you a villa in the virgin islands and a lifetime milliondollar pension if you defect and spill secrets.
>>62895131>volumeI fucking forgot to look at the volume trends on the two stocks I bought. Volume is flattening on both. I lost a few bucks today. Oh well. Call it a learning fee. I'll do better next time. I still have a few hours to try more but I don't want to risk much while I'm this green.
>>62895170I can feel the gravitational pull of whoever made that image
>>62895147That explains why my outlook at my office is down.
Seeing them do my nigga jensen like this makes me sympathize with the chinamen
>>62895168All this means is there were executives within Nvidia who weren't getting their palms greased by whatever graft was going on with China, and saw an opportunity to cull their rivals by exposing their corruption.
>>62895055it was funny until a Jew took over the largest company on earth by blackmailing someone with pussy and then I realized its just the same as it ever was
>>62895046Based. Another level down the list. Get them all queen. GET THEM. Especially Trump’s goons who hid it for the past two years. And some other Nvidia employees too
>>62895157> demonratsthis is 100% the current administration. they found jensen was selling shit to china illegally a year ago, told him they knew, orange man inferred it on multiple interviews, and now that it's clear that orange man has lost the mandate of heaven with these elections there is no point in withholding leverage and it's worth punishing traitors for political goodwill.
It feels like something is happening but I can't figure out what as if it's being intentionally covered up
>>62895176yeah, he has a humongous schlong
>>62895187I shit my pants, don't tell anyone
Microshart got hacked by AI time to freak out and sell everything
>>62895117what does any of that have to do with how fundamentals of how profitable nvidia is and the technical of the chart right now? fucking buy, retards.
>>62895188maybe if you measure from the fupa
I DONT LIKE THIS EDITIONI DONT LIKE CHINA AT THE END OF THIS YEAR IM GOING TO BE POOR
>>62895182This picture of them makes me want to sell my shares
>>62895191breaking the law typically comes with punishment that undermines how profitable a company can be.
>>62895190Well, Skydrive sync has been not working for the past two days oh crap.
>>62895182I take some solace in the fact literally everyone hates jews now. Although dems will import a trillion browns, the hate for kikes will only rise higher. Its something
>>62895187Jensen resigning in these circumstances should have had a MUCH bigger effect. Afterhours and tomorrow will be interesting, I bet big money is still working out an angle.
>C-Can I get some extra money to go 100x leveraged on NVDA?
>>62895176Magnetic aura is what you're feeling.
>>62895140So that’s why my outlook is acting schizo (even more than usual)
kek AI baggies
To be honest, there's too much Jensen NVDA related stuff on the catalogue. Might be local bottom based on sentiment.
Is 165 still a good price? I missed 150
>>62895189Take them off saar>>62895200Buybacks tho
>>62895200China also has warehouses full of unused GPUs
>>62895174is this why the deep state has been faggotmaxxing? to grow impervious to their schemes? at least for a time, before they grow the first generation of test tube born twink spies
>>62895216Keep waiting.
>>62895215possibly
>>62895216A good place to short
Should I sell my NBIS bags? Is there any hope to rebound?
>>62895216130 tomorrow. 115 after bad earnings.
>>62895023>SMCIYou should have invested in SMIC instead. Glorious pump in 7 hours.
My portfolio is crabbing, so I'm glad I invested in a donut
>>6289521694 is buy zone
>>62895219
>>62895215VIX is under 20, so you might be right.
>>62895228I don't like gacha but I really want to fuck sparkle
>>62895225>selling on a deep red dayall neosharts are down NBIS is just catching up to the 1 month chartthey're holding up and might rebound by the end of the yearif it's still more than 5% of your port after the dump I'd trim some
You’d think showing your butthole to another man would make you less shy on your daily life but oh well, time to make money
>>62895239Who did you expose your butthole to anon
>>62895046What do chips have to do with national security? They just xant con5pete with china if they were on the same level, security my ass
>>62895240Imagine creampie her
>BREAKING: The Trump Administration is reportedly considering firing Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick over the China chip scandal.NUTLICK ALERT
>>62894981
>>62894960how do i apply for jensens position? im single, white, autist and no amount of dick sucking will make me reveal critical trade secrets, i can demonstrate it in the interview
>>62895244Calm down your typing is all fuckaroony
>>62895241The proctologist, who else anon.
>Oil or Nvidia pricesIt will be confusing soon.
>>62895256I'm in on two oil ETFs. One is 4.32% green and I bought last week. I should've put more down but hey hindsight sights my hiney
>>62895250We could help you write an email. :)
if dubs, Jensen Huang gets executed by firing squad on live TV after being convicted of treason
>>62895267Thank goodness.
>gold going down>silver/gold holding on>minors not going down as much as usualHas the time finally come to enter minors?
>>62895261>>62895256The good one is XLE btw I'm not trying to hide that I just forgot to say it
fucking rugged
>>62895270>enter minors
>>62895245you mean like imagine just normal vanilla sex? why not imagine something crazier like having her tied up in a shibari spider web that spans across the entire room or something
>>62895237
Why shouldn’t i just load up on 2X NVDA?
WGMI
>>62895270>Enter minorsEpstein spoke of this
>>62895046Based. But ask the right questions: why did that go on for more than a year even after the secret services knew about it.
>>62895281How long will the Broadcom boom last? I got a few shares in it
I don't like /smg/ but I really want to fuck this anon >>62895237
>>62895281based
>>62895281Nice one, anon.
KILL ALL SELLERS
>>62895281if its good enough to screenshot, its good enough to round trip
>>62894960I dont like owning NBIS anymore. Uggggggggg
>>62895281
>>62895300I sold at 180 and was seething since my average was 250, got raped far too much on that one to keep holding Hope things work out for them but not going back no matter what
So, who will grab Jensen to start his new company? He saw hismelf as a CEO for the next 20 years, and you just know he doesn't want to not be onboard the AI train. not him.Who will give him the resources he need?
>work at a hedgie>got promoted >this cute asian female coworker i have never saw before flirts with me in the hallhow do i report a spy to the CIA, im sub 5 this shouldn't be happening i know she's faking
MY FEMALE BROKER ISN'T EMAILING BACK
BUY HIGH SELL LOW
>Nvidia
>>62895308I bought the shares from you! Thats my breakeven. We should have listened to Burry.45 billion capex for next year is ugly.
>>62895312unironically now hear me out jesen joins INTEL
>>62895289They will be able to milk the biggest VMWare clients for a while, but they are bleeding smaller customers at a steady rate. Including some of the more "medium sized" contracts worth many millions of dollars. But the biggest customers are the only ones Broadcom really cares about, because they are too heavily invested in VMware to migrate off it as long as the cost of the migration is still more than whatever Broadcom decides to charge next year. Frogs being boiled in a pot, essentially. The biggest customers are looking at how to migrate to escape Broadcom's price hikes, but they move at Enterprise speeds. So don't expect Broadcom's revenues to seriously dip in the next couple years at least.
micronsisters, we will be 1400 by christmas
Bitcoin is getting fucked!
I think I'm going to have a new rule for my swing trading, if a new trade isn't green right before close I will sell it and not wait for the stop to trigger, the trades that doesn't immediately pump never work out anyway
>>62895315If you know shes a spy then use her for sex while giving bogus information. The ol uno reverse
>>62895317OH NO DID JENSEN GET HER?
>>62895324Jensen isn't joining any other serious company everHe is a leper now and nobody wants him
>>62895332>BTC is getting fucked >not even half of what NVDA has suffered
>>62895336>stoplosslmao wtf are you doing nigger
Friendly reminder that Huang's Wang is just an excuse to hide the real fundamental problems in the AI industry.
>>62895208fuck outta here with this Dork. his 15 minutes of fame are over.
>Jensen was shagging a gpu smugglerWELL WELL WELL
>>62895332I think it’ll get fucked even harder when the Dems take proper charge desu
>>62895332Gold is getting fucked!Nasdaq Computer is getting fucked!
>>62895235VIX under 14 is the good zone.
So many baggies are going to be utterly heemed by this. Imagine buying the """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""dip"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" on the worst export controls violation in US history. You can go to prison for sending the wrong email, but 20% of Nvidia's revenue was knowingly exporting dual-use military hardware to china. KEK AI BAGGIES!!!!
>>62895345Bitcoin was never supposed to be an infinite money glitch investment, it was just a way to sell and pay for illegal shit.
>>62895322Just need to sell if off to another smigger and the cycle continues on
>>62895338Oh shit... Has anyone checked on him recently?
After 5 years of bagholding shit cryptos and awful stockpicking, i'm officially giving up boys.i am now an etf cuck. I will only buy etfs, bonds, real estate and pms.Everything else is a casino and a scam.Thanks for listening.Don't be me and just buy solid etfs / index funds
>>62895353source on the 20%
>>62895351Looking forward to it
>>62895355Kek
>>62895359We all have to learn sometime anon. Wishing you strong, steady gains. Of course, a second account for more risky plays could be viable, once you have built up more liquidity.
>>62895359gamble on cheap ass health stocks with some pocket money if you want to get back in
I'm a retard when it comes to this, but is this really such a big deal other than being really funny? people are acting like the world economy will collapse because this guy cheated on his wife
>>62895359Welcome to the right side. The stock market is supposed to be boring, safe, we're happy with 10% per year, we celebrate 15%, anything higher and you have to start getting suspicious.
>>62895353china having to pay even more money to smuggle gpus now is bullish though
>Worst /smg/ poster is back
dogshit retard market. i hate everyone
>>62895340Dang, what if someone owned both? haha.
>>62895359You deserve it, crypto is for buying shit not any kind of hedge
>>62895359Such a classic post. God bless you, anon. I hope your gains will be plenty.
>>62895370AI is a bubble, this is just an excuse to deflate it gently instead of having it crash the economy.
>>62895362The 20% is a mistake one of the journalists initially made I think its just Asian revenue or something, in absolute terms its 5-7%, still fuckhuge
>>62895332What;s the point of bitcoin these days when you can invest in a variety of random stocks that will go up 4-5% on the day?
>>62895373W-whos the worst smg poster anon?
>>62895370it's an overreactionmen having sex is something completely normal
>>62895373finally some goddamned recognition
I'm green today
jensen will be backhe didn't actually do anything that is a permanent blackmarkgo to ground for 2-3 years, then triumphant returnall this affair will be an amusing memory by then, and the spy stuff will be completely forgotten
>>62895370he knowingly sold GPU's to china which is illegal and there are likely others within NVDA that knew and helped, its deeper than ''HE HAD SEX KILL HIM''
>>62895373who, is the guy calling you an AI baggie hurting your feelings?
>>62895376This entire market is kike coded it's not even funny.
>>62895353>source my asshole
>>62895389I already don't give a shit. Anyone who does should KILL THEMSELVES
>>62895353That's going to be a nothing burger, other corpos have done significantly worse.
The professionals already think the FUD is over btw, buy now!
>>62895384A certain poster that spams pepes and repeats the same words in all his posts.>>62895387Wrong, I love you.>>62895392It's not that he hurts my feelings. He's just spamming. Shitposting is an art, m'lord.
>>62895389
>>62895389>jensen will be backhe will never ever be backhis career is literally dead
>>62895362>>62895372>>62895394>>62895403All of Nvidia's Singapore sales, totalling 20% of their revenue, were illegal GPU exports to china. Jensen Huang will be lucky if he only gets a life sentence. This is Julius and Ethel Rosenberg tier stuff. KEK AI BAGGIES!!!!!!
>>62895404and it was shittiest fud I've ever seen
>>62895388Yeah me too.Still not beating the S&P500 YTD though.
>>62895409its not 20% though its 7-8%
>>62895389He's 60+. Grandpa is gonna retire.
>nooo all GPUs in the world need to belong to the US government!!is this where we're at? literal gommunism?
>>62895370we already knew chinese were smuggling gpusjensen quitting is big news but a trillion dollar company can basically run itselfso yeah it's not really a cause for alarm, it's just an excuse to fling shit and cause volatility in the market
>>62895408This. We will never hear from the guy again. If he wasn’t rich his life would be over. He might actually go to prison, that can’t be ruled out as a possibility
>>62895405Yeah he's an annoying faggot. Adding "kek" to my filters has been a god send for these threads.
>>62895420it's the free market amerimutts love to brag about
>>62895420The entire AI bubble is built on the idea that it's the most consequential technology in the history of humanity and the first country that achieves AGI will rule humanity for eternity and if we try any bit of regulation or accountability China is gonna beat us. If the lie falls apart, it's all over.
lmao AI baggies
>>62895338kek
>>62895420AI is the nuclear bomb of cyber warfare. We don’t want to sell advanced chips to China for the same reason we didn’t want to sell advanced weaponry to the Soviet Union. Duh. I’m not sure why this isn’t completely obvious. The extreme lengths to which China is going to surreptitiously acquire this chips should tell you everything you need to know. It’s not a normal product. It’s digital plutonium.
>>62895420China had the chance to have export limitations lifted, but Xi just snubbed Trump claiming they can just make their own while still importing them. Are you a Chinese bot?
>>62895435See? This kind of cultish insanity is how we need to keep thinking or the AI bubble bursts.
>>62895435the chinese don't make money from their models, their money comes from renting out compute, which is why they need the chips
>>62895409>rosenbergYou were already corrected on this before
>>62895433Based retard
>>62895416Keep tell yourself that, baggie.
>>62895433meds retard
>>62895433Buying 5 more shares now
>>62895404>>62895413I mean, would *you* read an article titled>Options contracts expiring November 13 have a present implied volatility of 95%?
>>62895439>source: I made it upjej AI baggies
i'm worried about spy, djus not wanting to move above their 100 day ma's. it's not looking good.
>>62895442its public information, i used to think you had some good theory that justified your spam but now i know you're just either a bot or retarded
>>62895437>cultish insanityyeah lol its all a cult you arent sticking your head in the sand
>>62895420I mean, yeah, look at the state trying to place his Tim Apple guy at the head of Nvidia, a private company. Literally communism tier.
>>62895450>loopingI’m genuinely sorry you aren’t white, but you can stop acting like this.
>>62894993we appreciate ya boyboy
it's been 3 days of dumps and FUDyou just know they're gonna announce some bullshit when the market closes to either pump it hard or dump it even morei already bought i can't be bothered to sell and rebuy but i'll dca slurp if it goes down morealso jensen has family in the company and it's his baby he ain't going anywhere he's pulling strings behind the scenes for sure so even if it shits itself in 3 months we'll be back anyways
i bought the bond burger dip
>>62895455Yeah bro, AI is about to turn Trump into the immortal God emperor of humanity that will control cars with his mind, we can't let Pooh get there first!
>>62895455You are never reaching AGI with LLMsYou are never reaching RSI with LLMsYou are never turning a profit with LLMsYou are never making a machine god for Sam Altman to attempt to enslave with LLMs
Space is the new AI buy space stocks we mining moon rocks nigga
>>62895438>>62895423>>62895416It’s not just about chips. It’s about compute. It’s about chips. It’s about memory. It’s about the critical semiconductor metals, it’s about critical semiconductor materials and precursor inputs. It’s about geopolitics. It’s about a looming potential war over Taiwan.I’ve gotten tire today explaining this to people in various places that think it has fuck all to do with who’s Huang is fucking. He was just in the way of one particular faction in the cabinet. He’s an image surmising my notes on the matter. The leaked intel about Huangs wang, is just the cover for the real fight. Pay attention what this could mean for your bags if the trade war reignites.
>>62895451on second thought, maybe the big guys are waiting for the inflation data on friday.
A 3RD MISTRESSES ALSO AN EMPLOYEE KEKAROOOOOOOO
>>62894960sauce
>>62895464No one said anything like that. You rely on silly deranged extreme counter examples because you’re wrong
>>62895441>>62895444>>62895447>>62895452>>62895457Careful, baggies, Citadel is doing a short ladder attack on niggervideo! The squeeze will squoze in two more week after this hedgie FUD clears!!! geg AI baggies
>>62895470The Huang spy story looks like a red herring. The real issue is an AI trade war with China, and a fight inside Trump’s cabinet. Huang opposed confrontation. Someone appears to have leaked the story ahead of Trump’s China visit, possibly to sabotage talks.Nov 11 - South China Morning Post identified three US objectives.* Close the overseas cloud loophole letting Chinese firms rent US AI computing power.* Block advanced chips reaching China through third countries.* Use Congress to lock restrictions into law.Nov 12 - China’s Foreign Ministry accused Washington of inventing spy narratives to justify a technological blockade. No retaliation announced.Look what Beijing did last time.* 3 Dec 2024 - Gallium, germanium, antimony and superhard material restrictions. Tighter graphite controls.* 13 Jan 2025 - China warns of countermeasures to US AI chip controls.* 4 Feb - Controls on tungsten, tellurium, bismuth, molybdenum and indium.* 4 Apr - Controls on seven categories of rare earths.* Apr - US tightens Nvidia H20 export rules.* 21 May - Beijing threatens action over Huawei chip restrictions.* 13 Sep - Investigations into US chip measures and analogue chips.* 9 Oct - Controls extended into rare earth technology and chipmaking.* 9 Nov 2026 - Beijing extends suspension of some controls until 10 Jan 2027.* 27 Nov 2026 - US-specific gallium, germanium, antimony and graphite reprieve due to expire.Note the timing. The reprieves from the previous round are about to expire. Trump’s planned China visit offered a chance to negotiate, with Huang reportedly involved. He was warning that full Chinese retaliation could hit US chipmaking hard.If the leak was intended to scupper the visit, it may have worked. The spy story is the sideshow. The real fight is over computing power and the raw materials needed to build it. Washington can restrict China’s chips. Beijing can restrict materials going into America. That could get ugly very quickly
>>62895469Everything being proposed to be done in space is more profitable to be done on Earth
so, why did soxl turn red again? it looked so bullish for a while.
>>62895451That Wendy-Sanders hebe action reminded me. I found out a pharmacy tech I didn't give a shit about was only 20, so I pounced. She wasn't interested. Hey! Should I shoot up my high school? They suck. So many ways to avoid remediation, and they keep their lips shut unless they sexually like you.
>>62895465why not?
>>62895475*weeks
Is Lisa the last asian CEO in "western" chip designing? That would mean if you want to invest in asian cunning and intellect while avoiding jewish tricks and indian jugaad, there's no way around AMD now.
i will keep slurping every dip until tuesday, its literally free money
So basically what's happened is that Jensens affairs have been known by some in other people in Nvidia for a while. They only spilled the beans now because Jensen has spent a good while trying to keep gaming alive. It never got to the point where it could be considered neglecting his fiduciary responsibility because the gaming cards were sold at a huge margin. However in the last while Nvidia has taken a beating in the share price and the finance people want to report higher enterprise earnings and Jensen has done what he could to prevent them from completely shutting down gaming. The axing of the 5090 was a compromise gut they wanted more and used the affair to attempt to black mail him into killing gaming, even constructing a narrative that he was comprised by the Chinese.Jensen didn't cave and they exposed him.
I am totally obsessed with chinese women.
>JUST IN: Former Nvidia $NVDA CEO Jensen Huang had an intimate relationship with a second employee, bringing his total number of affairs to 3, Reuters reports.
>>62895493I FUCKING KNEW HOLY SHT I ASKED AI THE LIKELYHOOD HE HAD A THIRD AFFAIR AND IT WAS OVER 70% HOLY SHIT
>>62895487>asians>avoid jewish tricksLol
>>62895493https://x.com/WatcherGuru/status/2120962365172707803
>>62895493This seems to be just trying to trash Nvidia's stock price for scooping. I am of this opinion honestly.
>>62895493There's a south park episode about this
>>62895493
>>62895493>>62895497He was a billionaire, he probably fucked more women than the average man will meet in his entire life
>>62895496
>>62895493>stophe'salreadydead.gif
who wasnt banging jensen at this point?
>>62895493holy shit huang I kneel
>muh affairsLmao, baggies, this nigga is literally getting the death penalty for the worst export controls violation in US history.
>>62895511Disgusting
>third affair>no longer CEO>stock actually dumpsLMAO this is the funniest shit
>>62895493Source? Ain’t no way
Seems like jesen fuck everybody
>>62895508Kek
Babby didn’t get enough replies to his double post
>>62895508Kino. AI truly is the future. I'm full porting NVDA.
>>62895523He's been on his shit ass frog posting all day
>>62895508>3.52 MBim on a data plan, can someone compress this to a small size
>>62895502 they're trying to prepare for the bad earnings next week and preparing the ground works for a narrative to drop gaming entirely to report better earnings next quarter
>>62895527>>62895527
Niggervideo.Is.The.Worst.Export.Controls.Violation.In.US.History.
>>62895493literally doesn't matter when he's already goneis he on a mission to conquer every race lowkey
>>62895493>Literally CEO of mutli-Trillion dollar company>Can't cheat at allTf happened to this country
>>62895393trvththey don't want anyone to cum right now because inflation is bad so they are just doing schizo gangstalking retail shakedowns
i thought it was bullshit but there is actually a second employee affair lmfao
>peace deal called off>producer price index>various other mattersGood setup for various assets to dump tomorrow?
>>62895535was this really necessary?
MR PRESIDENT, A THIRD SPY JUST HIT THE TOWER
>>62895539Cheat with a random white bitch from the street, not with your employee and specially not with a Chink spy.
It's never been more over
>>62895539Retards like you still don't get it, he fucked a Chinese spy and leaked possible state secrets.
It's indeed true, in Reuter's live feed
>>62895568>leaked possible data secretsThat's a certainty lmao, I don't even want to know what his personal computer has been tinkered with, not to mention his phone. Once that's been done, the spy's job was finished, all that's left was to remain by her side just in case.
>>62895493I love Jensen
>>62895586They need to investigate the fuck out of him and see what exactly was compromised.
>>62895594Same but be careful he might try to seduce you and make another affair
>>62895599Nothing was compromised. He just gave that bitch some GPUs. Bitches love GPUs.
>>62895619this is absolute cope lmaobitch has full access to his work tools, of course the chinese government tinkered with those. This is literally the first shit in the playbook. Even your fucking TV spies on you at levels you couldn't imagine.
>>62895606Thanks anon, I will be careful and guard my chaste christian virginity against Jensen Huang.
You DID by AVGO on the big dip, right anon?
>>62895619>jensen didn’t sell chips to China>jensen didn’t know he was selling chips to China >jensen was only selling chips to ChinaYou are here>trade secrets were stolen by his mistress
>>62895665No. The Jews tried to blackmail him into pumping more enterprise revenue and spun a fake narrative about a Chinese spy to make the affair seem like scandalous than it actually is and you lot ate it up.
