Ate too much chili and now my asshole is burning when taking a shit. Guess I'm not the only one on this planet with this problem so how to invent something to profit from this dilemma?
Should have rubbed some petroleum jelly into your butthole before you shit. Also, invest in a bidet, its easily worth it and simple to install
>>62895870The ahole has taste buds to decern fart from shit, any solution to the bungburn will lead to alot of shit pants
>>62895870Everything is in normal working order, just change the spices slightly next time and see what changes. This is fixable.
>>62895870is it weird that i dont hate the sensation of a burning butthole shit
>>62895978No, Sanjay. I'd say that's perfectly normal in your case
Coat your fingers with goat butter and stick them up the bunghole. This will ease the pain . I do this for my father-in-law when he eat much hot chip
Profit from making street food with it
>>62895870>how to invent something to profit from this dilemma?Sorry anon, nature already invented psyllium husk
>>62895892> FPBPUpgrade to aryan japanese man lifestyle and clean your ass like someone in the 21st century, not an ape/THREAD
>>62896186wtf
>>62895870get someone to pee on your butthole before it crowns. The pee will neutralized the capsaicin before it interacts with the receptors. The only other issue is the preceeding stomache ache, which can be calmed via drinking the pee of an elderly woman. Dilute the pee with water afterwards as the concentration isn’t influential
>>62896096youre boring
>>62895870they already have butt milk.
