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MSTR dead edition

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>62895527
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AH
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>>62896060
4channel.
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>>62896060
kek
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it’s over
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>he thinks PPI will have a affect on NVDA or any of the AI trades
nothing
burger
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retail bought so that banks and hedge funds could unload their stinkiest dogshit bags
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lol
lmao
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APPLE COMPTER NOOOOO
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A THIRD ROASTIE HAS HIT THE HUANG TOWER
>A THIRD ROASTIE HAS HIT THE HUANG TOWER
A THIRD ROASTIE HAS HIT THE HUANG TOWER
>A THIRD ROASTIE HAS HIT THE HUANG TOWER
A THIRD ROASTIE HAS HIT THE HUANG TOWER
>A THIRD ROASTIE HAS HIT THE HUANG TOWER
A THIRD ROASTIE HAS HIT THE HUANG TOWER
>A THIRD ROASTIE HAS HIT THE HUANG TOWER
A THIRD ROASTIE HAS HIT THE HUANG TOWER
>A THIRD ROASTIE HAS HIT THE HUANG TOWER
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>>62895956
Yeah, the hardest part of a 1 week campaign is the first year.
Those licensed cuban Shaheds will be wild on refineries
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MISTER KEVIN
power five minutes PLEASE!!!!
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lol @ the rural whites in here
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All the sex aside, how bad is nvidia's circular financing? Youtube can't shut up about it.
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I had sex with Jensen Huang.
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>>62896072
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>>62896072
This guy must have the greatest cocaine in the world
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>>62896076
Latina to complete the trifecta?
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>>62896082
The accounting firm schlomo & noseberg vouched for it, nothing to worry about
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>>62896082
What do youtubers say about NVDA, sell or btd?
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>BREAKING NEWS:
>LOCAL MAN HAS SLAYED LITERALLY ALL OF THE PUSSY. LITERALLY ALL OF IT.
>THERE’S LITERALLY NO PUSSY LEFT TO BE HAD BY ANYBODY ELSE.
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>>62896072
t.
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Boys really went 'Why did we dump everything? It's just Nvidia? :DDDDDD'
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>>62896076
A third ho so far.
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>>62896092
He has the nose of a black man
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Don't forget to get in oil equities TODAY
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BREAKING: Jensen Huang revealed to have a THIRD mistress moments before his firing

Although her name wasn't revealed, the third mistress was also an employee

https://nypost.com/2026/11/12/business/ousted-nvidia-ceo-jensen-huang-allegedly-had-intimate-relationship-with-second-employee-report/
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>>62896099
Yes
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I'm hodling 3k in bearish 2x etf's on both sandisk and nividia. there's not much risk, and since these companies are so wildly expensive, if there's ever a real crash, my positions will be worth millions. how are you hedging, /smg/?
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>>62896099
So you're black?
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>>62896100
Why
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>>62896082
Those podcasters are mid wits trying to make content
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there must be much more to this whole thing, they are covering up something
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I LOVE JENSEN
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>>62896099
Noooooo you can't favor your own people, it's only okay when literally every othet race doesn't it nooooo
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DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
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>>62896112
lmao baggies
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>>62896085
so this is the power of superintelligence....
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This is your last top signal.
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????
He was already out?
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>>62896103
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>>62896072
Karp always has been a leftist. He endorsed Hillary, Biden, and Kamala. He did his PhD in Germany at the most leftist university in Europe. You guys are just ignorant people who don't read further than the headlines.

https://x.com/JackPrescottX/status/2120596419383857501
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>>62896118
+6,43% we're back
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>>62896108
>wildly expensive
>11 and 4 forward PE
good luck
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>>62896118
+400%

Thanks gambling
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>>62896118
-2.51%
definitely could have been worse
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>>62896119
Today: -0.58%
This Week: +6.23%
This Month: -0.46%
This Year: +22.97%
From Peak: -8.48%
12 Months: +6.91%
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>>62896123
this is the buy signal the tribe wont hurt its own
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>>62896118
-0.12%
Trimmed some chaff today though.
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>>62896118
I didn't get to fuck as many women as Jansen today...
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>>62896118
-1.09%
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>>62896099
"No problem"

Epstein died in prison.
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How many mistresses does he have?
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>>62896082
>how bad is nvidia's circular financing?
another term for it is “vendor financing”, which is what cisco did in the dot com bubble. it’s extremely analogous. cisco was literally the nvidia of the dot com bubble.

Similar to how nvidia is giving loans to data centers to buy their GPUs, cisco was giving loans to all these new little ISPs that had sprung up.
A lot of those ISPs went bankrupt and cisco was holding the bag. They obviously lived to fight another day, but you can see what happened to their stock price.
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They will never make me hate him.
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>>62896118
> -0.66
Could have been worse
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>>62896123
always bet on jews
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>>62896128
the guy's an outright bolshevik.
>>62896130
not in regards to p/e, obviously. market cap. sandisk would need something like 80 -10% days to reach a hundred again.
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>>62896118
I MIGHT DROP MY BAGS IF OVERNIGHT GOES WELL, OTHERWISE THE PPI TOMORROW WILL FUCK ME TO NEXT WEEK

I have hopes that the ANT IPO will make things good.
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>>62896119
Some dummy youtube pod xaster telling me about “circular financing” whole trying to trigger the algorithm and probably doesn’t even have $500k invested. I love to post the comment “how do you have invested?”
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>>62896123
Kek
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>>62896142
when there's two cockroaches
there's much more
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>>62896120
For the public, yes.
There is super intelligence that is not released to the public that can do things we cannot imagine.
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>first time day trading
>green
hell yeah
>ah tanks both my etfs
hell no
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amat and cbrs earnings
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>>62896149
you think you will make more because the market cap is large?
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Apple computer is telling me PPI will be bad
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>>62896151
why would/should they invest if they think the market is bullshit?
You don't have to be actively shorting to call things out
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>>62896140
One of his clients is the president you dumb nigger
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>>62896118
+1.63%
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>>62896118
>down -1.69%
jdimsa
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>>62896159
It will be. The real question is if its priced in
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I'm pretty sure that the stock market is only so highly valued because literal boomers don't understand that Indians and Chinese can use AI.
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>>62896149
>80
actually, it's a bit over 20 only. still, that's plenty.
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>>62896154
Can it make money?
If yes, why aren't OpenAI and Anthropic using it?
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>>62896118
Jensen Huang fucked me.
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>>62896072
absolutely shameless
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>tfw you only had one affair
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>>62896118
Up 0.4% after trading little crumbs of POAS
My learning is going pretty good boys
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>>62896158
i'm saying that if there's a real crash and their pe figures go to shit, there's a long way down for these companies. how is that hard to follow?
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>>62896172
Did you at least get some GPUs for china out of it?
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>BREAKING:
>Local pussy slayer won’t leave any pussy for the rest of it.
>”You can’t have any of it. It’s all mine.” said the man when SMG news reached out for comment.
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>>62896161
The companies with billions doing the investments probably know more than some youtuber getting third or forth hand information.
Also, ai isn’t just ai. It is a whole tech for surveillance and war and stuff.
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Wanna be a baller, shot caller
Twenty inch blades on the Impala
A caller gettin' laid tonight
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>>62896181
if nvidia and sandisk dump 99% you will have made 6k on 2x leverage, that's nice but it's not something I would bet on
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>>62896185
"These are smart people, smart companies"
Heard that one before
>It is a whole tech for surveillance and war and stuff.
Oh yeah that sounds great, very technical.
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>>62896123
they wanted the chinaman out
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>>62896190
>fucks everyone's wives
how has he not gotten into trouble with one of the cucked husbands? they just let him get away with creaming their wife?
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>>62896190
swisher rolled tight
got sprayed with ice
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>uranium
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>>62896118
+0,05%
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>>62896199
Husbands ARE cucks.
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>BREAKING
>Local pussy slayer slays again.
>”I just can’t help it. The pussy just falls on my cock. I don’t know what to do.” says Jensen at press time, “Please help me. I don’t know how many more nuts I can squeeze out for these hoes, and they just keep coming.”
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>>62896199
The chink one's husband admitted he's a cuck. Or at least that's what some article said.
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>>62896183
>In other news David Soxl owner of SOXL computers is believed to be the 4th in a long line of people who have slept with Former Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang. This information was leaked to us by local SOXS Barron Richard Soxus.
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Im really surprised it didnt dump today, this Jensen shit + NBIS dumping after earnings, I think tomorrow with PPI we will definitely dump hard
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>BREAKING
>LOCAL MAN BUYS CALLS
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cbrs + 15%
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>>62896215
Holy fuck. I probably missed the buy point.
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mstr stole money from me twice
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>>62896193
my guy. you're going to ~81x your money that way. i'd make 3 x 81 = 243k. review your math. i'd make a killing if sandisk dumps down to a hundred with 21 -10% days.
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>>62896212
it pre-dumped yesterday

>>62896215
pumped back to where it was 2 weeks ago, perhaps in a year it will
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>>62896099
If Epstein fucked a Chinese SPY he would have killed himself much earlier too.
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What the fuck is CBRS doing
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>>62896226
Yesterday nasdaq was up 1.6%
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anyone hold oracle?
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Imagine being in your 60s and doing this shit

usually even the biggest pussychasers get it out of their system in their 30s

he must have not had a chance with women untl he was the ceo of the biggest company in the world
and just went crazy

there's definitely more than 2 lol
most of these women are not going to say anything
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>CBRS
HAUNT ME, HUNT ME, THRILL ME, KILL ME
FILL ME WITH DESIRE
HYPNOTIZE ME WITH THEM EYES, PLEASE
BABY, TAKE ME HIGHER
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>>62896223
you could also go to the casino and bet on red 21 times in a row plus leverage isn't free
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How do I get a chinese spy gf as a blackanon?
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I wanted to buy NVDA calls after all the news yesterday, because I have a firm belief that this retarded chink sex story is an absolute nothingburger. I literally had the cash primed and ready in my account, just hadn't set the orders yet because I was busy all day.
I was going to do it immediately on market open but got HELD UP AT FUCKING WORK (I'm a eurocuck bitch basterd) and missed the fucking market open.
I literally would have made more money in the first 15 minutes after market open today than I make in a full year in my wagecuck kennel.
FUCK all the dogshit brokers in my cunt that don't let you trade outside market hours
and FUCK the clients for submitting those feature requests after lunch that I though would be simple enough to bang out before end of day
I hate being european so much. FUCK this gay fucking continent and its dogshit brokers
Someone just nuke this shithole already
FUCK FUCK FUCK
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>>62896243
make nigger video
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>BREAKING
>Local billionaire loves sex.
>”He’s not allowed to do that. Sex is illegal when you’re a CEO.” say local jewish correspondents, “You’re not allowed to be openly degenerate with consenting adults. You gotta do that shit with literal children on a private island.”
>”lmao no”, says local billionaire at time of his jewish cabal-arranged ousting.
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>>62896240
>c-can never happen
a year ago, it was at 50 or so. it'd just have to go back to double that.
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Oil, man, oil. No deal, blood thirsty morons with bombs. We haven't got a chance.
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>retards STILL think it's about the cheating
smol mind
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>>62896248
stop fucking pissing and shitting in the thread
get a fucking grip you pathetic fuck
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there's rumours at nvidia
that jensen's work laptop was found with malware on it

The FBI was at Nvidia corporate taking every computer that Jensen has used.
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>>62896123
Basically a drowning man clawing at others.
Jews are too stupid to run a tech buisness in the current year.
They ruined intel and that shit is donezo now, all the AI companies are so shit even the philosemetic rating agencies can’t give them higher than junk.
They have to actively pillage other tech companies now.
Jensen even promised them an AI campus in Israel and everything but I guess they are just impatient retards as the Iran War proved.
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>>62896076
what the FUCK is his problem?
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>>62896255
you would have to do it with 21 -10% days in a row, good luck
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>CDNL
Despite everything this is one interesting asymmetric gamble imvho
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>https://youtu.be/Oai1V7kaFBk

>$CSCO | Cisco Q1 27 Earnings: • Rev: $18.5B (est $18.13B) • Adj EPS: $1.40 (est $1.32) • Sees Q2 Rev: $18.0B To $18.2B (est $17.85B) • Sees Q2 Adj EPS: $1.34 To $1.36 (est $1.23) • Sees FY Rev: $74.8B To $75.8B, Saw $72.2B To $73.4B • Sees FY Adj EPS: $5.47 To $5.53, Saw
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>>62896260
Events like this remind me just how moronic the average person is and how odious the internet is for giving them all voices
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genuinely why should NVDA be affected by their boss having an affair?
how does this affect their product?
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It's all been so fucking unreal it's kinda sad
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>>62896297
He was giving away the technology to a competitor and hostile government hell bent on copying said technology we’re invested in.
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>>62896297
It's not about the affairs
it's about the desperation to skirt the law to sell to China
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>>62896278
>down 60% today
what happened? are you bullish?
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>>62896260
>>62896287
There's a good chance that some of them are PPT bots trying to lure retail into buying banks' worthless bags.
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>>62896305
To be fair thats great for gamers as said companies were fucking the consumers in favour of AI. I'd rather bugs have the tech than pooskins.
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I think I'm gonna be sick. I tried not to look at my port today and wait until market close but it's still really fucking bad.
NVDA is my largest position. I literally don't know what to do.
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>>62896200

Hit hiiighway.
Making money the flyyyyy waayyyy
S’gotta be beetah wey. Betta weeeyyeehhhhyaaay
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>>62896310
Rebound play that may or may not happen
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>>62896317
Thanks for playing!
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>>62896309
Oh come on, like anyone would give a shit if they were actually real singaporeans and not some skin walking wife sharing chinese couple addicted to jensen huange big asian cock.
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>>62896313
Yea bro free 5090’s by the end of the year!
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>>62896317
Zoom in
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>>62896317
hate to do this to you anon but
KEK AI BAGGIES
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https://www.reuters.com/legal/transactional/openai-posts-steep-losses-even-quarterly-revenue-rises-10-billion-wsj-reports-2026-11-10/
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>Busy with work all day
>Check news after clocking out
>Jensen resigns as CEO of Nvidia

So now that jacket man is gone, is this a bottom signal? Nvidia looks mighty juicy now and it should correct back up like AMD, but I'm not sure if there's more we don't know about? Kinda nerverous to buy back in since Anons got burnt this week catching falling knives...
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>>62896230
I mean the after hours duder nuder, Nvideo was down like 10% AH when the second mistress hit the tower.
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>>62896118
-1.39% today
+0.4% from the start of the week
I survived
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>>62896317
how does /smg/ always buy the top?
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>>62896201
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So you're telling me the Nvidia CEO's second affair was magically "leaked" by the "New York Times" exactly one day after the first affair came to light?
This news corporation had beef regarding Huang's affair hidden in their pocket since day dot, and kept this card close to their chest for no real reason until the first one was made public?
He was being held at gunpoint all these years since his scandal, and now we are led to believe there are hundreds and thousands of other CEOs and execs out there who have all their sex lives archived and documented in a filing cabinet inside the New York Times office (as we speak) just waiting to magically come to light when their media board decides hmm today I will ruin a CEO's life?
THIS is the current situation?!
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>>62896270
They always overplay their hand so they are trying hard af to clamp down on everyone.
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>>62896300
Is this what people felt like in 2023 after that conflict kicked off?
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Why are you guys so indignant leatherman fucked your portfolio? You were taking profits and not using leverage, right?
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>>62896333
Also forgot to reply to this post >>62896328, but AI is not dead. AMD already grtting back close to ATH and single handedly carrying my humble port.
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>Trump Bets Shaky Iran Status Quo Will Hold After Midterm Loss - BBG

>because I'm betting on it that means I'm actually winning while losing, I knew it would happen

LOL LMAO WHERE ARE THE STRIKES
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>>62896333
It could be, but I wouldn't risk anything yet, wait till the 18th for the congressional briefing. He didn't just get fired for violating corporate policy, he could be charged with a federal felony for those illegal chip exports.
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>>62896333
Jensen wasn't the problem with Nvidia anon
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>>62896339
if you aren't goycattle you should know how this works
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>>62896344
>unironically "AMD will save the AI trade" posting
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>>62896346
Which I should clarify would mean he's got a fat fucking fine to pay and he might sell off part of his holdings to cover it or the company itself could face giant fines and be bottlenecked moving forward or any number of shit that tanks the stock further.
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>>62896339
it came out when it did because the Trump admin revoked their protection of him now that midterms are over and they lost.
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>>62896260
>NVDA
whats it about then?
>>
how likely is it that nvidia's competitors steal market shares over this?
>broke laws and sold critical hardware to american's nr 1 enemy
I'm guessing that the punitive fine will be enormous.
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>>62896359
>>62896351
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>>62896344
No anime posting please
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>>62896360
zero unless the new ceo starts filling the company with diversity hires
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>>62896350
How else can you explain it shot back up $180?
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FACTS

-NVIDIA's CEO was fucking a Chinese spy.
-That Chinese spy was operating a company in Singapore called Megaspeed.
-NVIDIA just apparently deleted all their Singapore operations from their reports.

THEORY
-NVIDIA was sending chips to be packaged by Megaspeed and sent over to China as a way to avoid US laws and sanctions
-The government allowed it for some reason, despite knowing what they were doing
-It's likely China got full access to several important high end chips because of this, and that's why Huang was fired
-The leaks might have come from democrat-aligned intelligence officers themselves to save face
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>>62896118
-0.34%
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>>62896234
boomers are mega horny.
>men in their 30s get it out
This is a bad thing. Guys in their 30s should be fighting old guys for pussy. The young lion devouring the old. Millennials are too concerned with vibing and being chill so boomer retards who want to take everything to the grave with them are going 'MINE' when they see some pussy. The last 20 years are basically this dynamic of millennials letting boomers walk all over them.
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>>62896223
>81x
I added a little bit extra (1.25 instead of 1.2), but in retrospect, that doesn't make sense. the real nr is closer to 40.
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>>62896360
I don't think nvda's competitors have the sauce to compel companies to buy chips they don't need under the threat they will be cut off from future models
I don't think they will step in to act as the "Bank of AI" like nvda is either
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If i want to make a play for earnings on NVDA, should i buy now or wait to see if it goes lower?Im just worried about some NVDA probe bullshit being announced as soon as I buy.

Thank you for reading.
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>>62896374
Fuck millenials. I walk over those dead loser fucks.
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there's always many fewer replies to DING posts on crab days...
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"Pussy could be here" he thought, “I've never been in this tech conference before. There could be pussy anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare leather jacket. "I HATE MONOGAMY" he thought. GPU fans whirred loudly as powerful currents of electricity coursed through his entire silicon wafer and washed away his (merited) fear of snailcats still manually coding by hand. “With a GPU this powerful, an LLM can automate whatever task you want." He said to himself out loud.
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>>62896370
FACTS
-you are gay
-you are a nigger

THEORY
-gravity
-evolution
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>>62896346
I think the opposite, sell right before the hearing
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>>62896378
What exactly do you mean by make a play. If you're convinced buy if not don't.
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>>62896350
AMD will save the AI trade because 1.7 trillion dollars are being spent on AI and AMD has chips with CBRS that are 5 times as fast at the top end than NVDA, AMD helios rack is positioned to carve out a niche now that NVDA is hot garbage.

But nvda will also recover.

Robots are next, Nio is doing 200k in 2027 and double in 2028.
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>>62896360
cheeto burrito loves AI so he will give them a slap on the wrist
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>>62896386
Kind of the same principle I'm trying to communicate, yeah. It'll recover but it still has some falling to do. Take a profit after earnings, buy back in after congressional.
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>>62896378
I would wait, the fud started barely a week ago
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>>62896388
>1.7 trillion dollars are being spent on AI
by who
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>>62896370
Even the Jewish rag you work for is calling her an "alleged spy" you subhuman faggot nigger
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>>62896118
-0.35%
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>>62896374
I'm a millennial and talking to women terrifies me. Whenever I get close to one, it's like a near death experience, and not in a good way.
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>>62896387
I am excited about the volatility from earnings
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>>62896407
east asian girls from asialand are often friendly and just as dorky and autistic as you are.
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>time to buy the Enron dip!!!
>I'm slurping Worldcom cheapies!!!
>Nortel Networks is on sale!!!
>Lehman Brothers has never been this cheap!!!
>I'm going all-in on the Bear-Sterns dip!!!
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>>62896076
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>>62896417
Bruh, the Cisco dip is so fucking SLURPABLE, the world needs their hardware, internet is the future, no way it doesn't take off, all the money will go into the internet, it's the fucking future. BUY CISCO.
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>>62896412
>innocent faced slut
hell yeah
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>>62896412
I'm sure they are, and there's tons of them here where I live, but that doesn't help me not panic.
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>>62896417
The funny part is you could say Oracle and it's still applicable today lol.
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>>62896345
> IRNA reports that the US carried out two airstrikes against Sirik, southern Iran around an hour ago.
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>>62896420
holy shit that’s well made
somebody spent some time on that
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we must eat the millennials and below
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>>62896412
how would one meet these east asian girls from asialand
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im saving a big nasty 100 huge ones (dollars, 1 units)
waiting for some giga event or holiday rally.
im bagholding this powder for now
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>>62896412
There's only two kinds of asian girls. 1. Ones who are as you described. They are whipped by their parents and loyal to their wishes, haven't had many experiences besides studying, and expect you to be successful and also please their parents
2. AGB whores who love to rave, hate their parents or at best are extremely distant from them, and will fuck you if you seem cool. They are highly emotional and unstable and also do not care if you die in front of them
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99% of niger/sar posters are not patriotic white Americans
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>>62896339
>just waiting to magically come to light when their media board decides hmm today I will ruin a CEO's life?
Well sometimes instead of ruining their life they send out an invitation to a special island. Or at least they used to.
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if AI goes bust, there are literally no more grifts left. quantum computing is still a meme. AI is the last straw that the US can grasp
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>>62896339
Both affairs were also known about for a long time

But hey nothing to see here goyim
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>>62896360
Were any laws actually broken?
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>>62896451
Thats what I don't understand about ai hater posts. Im not particularly fond of ai conceptually but at least I understand that if it really is a bubble that pops, its all over. It doesn't matter if you invested or not
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>>62896451
physical ai is the future tho
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>>62896417
Lmao. Who's even buying Nvidia chips anymore? No one needs them, the ai boom is over. Everyone has enough compute now.
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Some shit always goes down on kurumi thursdays wtf
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>Klarna Names Chris Koegel as Chief Financial Officer
>Koegel joins from Robinhood Markets Inc. (NASDAQ: HOOD), where he is Vice President, Head of Corporate Finance and Investor Relations
>down 5%
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Bros, will we ever get a normal market again?
I thought I'd be a high thousandaire from gambling on highly leveraged derivatives by now but instead me and my hundred bucks are forever anxiously standing at the side lines watching the daily chaos unfold.
Tell me it'll end with orange man
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>>62896459
Well, considering my old RTX I was supposed to sell but procrastinated to do just went up +150 bux because fuck you, I guess GPUs are still in high demand.
For once, being too lazy to do anything will make it so I'll sell it higher than i would have.
Maybe I should wait even some more... *happy merchant hands*
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>>62896459
you can never have enough compute thats the point of AI, in fact one of the doomsday scenarios is a rouge AI turning every single inch of earth into a data center and associated requirements and when humans try to stop it because we cant live in a data center the AI defends itself
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>>62896346
He’s already resigned how would that affect the company
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>conclusive forensic evidence that the top 4 Chinese AI labs—DeepSeek, Moonshot, MiniMax and Ant Group—have built their newest models on NVIDIA’s most advanced Blackwell chips, which are barred from export to China.

>This sounds insane, but I discovered that almost every AI model carries a hidden signature of the GPU that trained it. When a model is first set up, the starting values of its weights are laid out in a pattern that depends on the exact GPU. Each combination of GPU and seed number produces a unique pattern—a sort of fingerprint of the hardware used to create the model. Traces of that pattern survive training into the published model.

>Again, this evidence isn’t based on any insider information or leaking. It’s based on a forensic analysis of the model weights released by the companies themselves.

Enjoy those new bags bros...
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>>62896462
Should have hired the VP of Caesars Palace
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>>62896440
So, ruralfag losers
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>>62896378
if people who bought at the 150-160 levels hold and dont sell then this could go up fast. and from the price action today I'd say thats very likely.
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>>62896472
The company itself might catch some legal repercussions as well. It all depends on what the investigation digs up in terms of who knew and how much they knew.
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>you cant see porn on reddit without a account now
im shorting this bullshit company
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>>62896474
Sell now.
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>>62896483
Porn on reddit hasn't been good for years ever since they made it so you can only upload your own porn. The biggest subs are filled with the same 5 washed up hags spamming their content. There's no variety anymore
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>>62896469
>>62896483
this really isn't a good look
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>>62896466
If you need to sell your cpu for money, you have bigger things to worry about.
There are so many people online saying “muh rtx 5090 went up, should I sell?”
Like bro, you definitely living beyond your means.
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>>62896407
millenial girls were so cute
In 2014.
Big oof nowadays though
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>>62896490
they're just going to slow drip all the ways NVDA broke the law until the hearing
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>>62896494
This but dial it back to like 2005-2009. The emo/scene era was so fucking peak.
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>>62896464
Sucks that /biz/ convinced you to make all the wrong plays huh.
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>>62896493
?
There's nothing wrong with reselling old hardware I don't use anymore, what the fuck am I gonna do with it, might as well make someone happy. It's just 3 clicks and shipping it.
Going out to the post office and shipping it is the part I'm lazy about.
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>>62896490
we needed china to be a credible threat to keep the markets from getting out of control
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>>62896499
Those are the years I was in college
I try not to remember that time because it's depressing to think about all the missed opportunities
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>>62896464
It’s gonna be so boring when he’s gone biz will probably die frfr
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>>62896491
>they
The unpaid volunteer dictators?
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>yields
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>>62896490
WHOA
... I don't know how to capitalize on this or what it means
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>>62896520
Read the fine print on the bottom.
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>>62896506
Just throw it out
>>62896516
Tuedays ER means we are going to have to listen to some bitch talk and she better give good guidance.
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>>62896520
it means nothing, just someone who missed the dip or sold too early
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i'm not investing in anthropic because claude moralises at me whenever i ask it questions about touchy subjects, slurs, ethnic grievances, and so forth
chatgpt at least answers
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>>62896072
based
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>the bubble is surely popped this time guise!
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>>62896056>>62896068

It's over for a few years at least if not a decacde for stocks. I wonder when the recession is coming. Next year? 2028? When 2% of GDP is a ponzi there has to be some fallout.

Real estate will flatline too and crypto.

>>62896070
>NVDA or any of the AI trades
Oh they are finished. You may as well be buying into a telco in december 99 or buying AOL at the top. Get real.
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>>62896490
I'm getting tired of this fud.

Nothing criminal is going to be revealed.
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Why does Jensen Huqn personally hate me
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>>62896532
I agree that was my first experience with it it started moralfagging me instantly like wtf is this shit
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>>62896521
Oh. Yeah there's gonna be some fines coming Nvidia's way. Jensen is lawyering up so more than one person is guilty.
>>62896532
Long, happy, sex-filled life with Malfoid
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>>62896497
Nvidia chips being in China doesn't necessarily mean Nvidia itself broke any law
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>>62896518
Ya, those seem to be blowing out again. Where my TLT baggies at?
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>>62896535
lmao, exitbaggies
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>>62896542
FUD
Nothing new has come out.
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>>62896070
Eh, PPI impacts interest rates. And AI companies are very hungry on debt these days.
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>>62896535
the AI bubble popping is the rapture to these people
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Do you think Jensen's kids took time off?
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I fell for NBIS and got clipped for $1500
I feel shame and revulsion thinking about my actions yesterday
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They, and by thy i mean the demonrats, will make all of jenses family leave nvidia too btw
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>>62896557
>this is gonna be a big one guise i swear
>never is
I have stopped following people's specific stock recommendations and I'm going to start watching candlesticks for stocks I literally know nothing about besides their movements during the business day
My first attempt at day trading yielded good results, but I still want to learn more before I start putting real stakes down
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>>62896557
were you asleep? it hit 160 in pre market for a few moment, i immediately sold
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what up baglords how's the nebius?
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I vibed a trading view clone. What should I do?
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>>62896557
don't feel bad of all the neoclouds everyone thought they'd be the safe play at least however I think it's utterly insane to make earnings plays on NVDA apocalypse day
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>>62896574
Grift it or release it
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>>62896574
for what reason
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We are soon heading for Friday 13th
The third and final one of 2026
Who do you think it's going to be particularly unlucky for?
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>>62896535
Yeah it has and that has nothing to do with where ching chang stuck his weiner. Are you a tard? Look at a chart for Intel or Nvidia or even google or apple. Fucking meta is only up 2% in the last year, under inflation and the sell offs are just building up steam. You stink like a n00b to stawks, babies first bull market (it MUST go on forever because baby has hopium huh). This is just building up to margin calls.
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>>62896586
bobo's hopefully
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>>62896583
Anon said all his indicators were breaking now and I stopped using it when they got rid of the trollbox
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>>62896586
Related question: is there ANY reason for the market to even begin to crawl upward in the next 24 hours?
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>>62896499
hey
they would have just been kids then, mr. epstein. Except for the ones born in the 80s but they're so old as to not be worth mentioning.
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>>62896587
>apple
>AI

based retard.
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>>62896595
I was, too. I remember the time fondly.
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>>62896535
>>62896550
the problem is that most of them are /v/tards crying about how the 5090 costs too much. they don't seem to understand for there to be a 'pop', nvidia's gpus would have to stop being sold and data centers to stop buying them. It's not a matter of stock prices going down. The physical merchandise has to suddenly rot on shelves.
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>>62896548
The only thing new is the interim CEO, the jewish heiress.
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>>62896597
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>>62896570
the problem with those kinds of trades is that it's a blink and you miss it adhd moment where you have to hyperfocus. Like when USAR hit 40 again in premarket.
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SOXL is gonna pump tomorrow, right?
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>>62896597
behind the curve?

https://content.claris.com/local-ai-server-get-started

apple basically at 52 week high btw while "ai" stocks collapse
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>>62896602
I get to use this meme again.
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>>62896609
If I don't buy it, yes. If I do, it's tanking.
jk it's friday i wouldn't touch a fucking leverage
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>>62896609
lol no



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