>fire 60K people (25% of your workforce) a week ago>you entire infrastructure is out globally for 12+ hours How the fuck are these CEOs this incompetent?
You don't understand LLM code is the future just shut up and be patient while we get the prompt right
>>62898171I love ai, you should buy th antropin ipo saaar!
I guess monopolies are bad
>>62898171Dude know one actually uses microsoft services outside of cloud infrastructure. Also the whole point of centralization is if something goes down no one gets ahead thats why normies love it.
>>62898388literally every company inthe US uses microsoft
>>62898171That's what they get for putting a watermark on my screen. Eat shit Microsoft faggots
>>62898388My god, you people are fucking clueless retards.
>>62898171But but.. the AI said it would handle it!
You motherfuckers better fix my fucking microsoft immediately! No more Mr. nice guy!
is it still down?i got 10 MicroSlop puts and need to make money
How is their stock price not taking a massive hit over this!?
>>62898561its after hoursalso money printer go brrrand jewsand governementand warand....
>>62898171Daily Reminder: Poo's Law of Tech is always right.
>>62898401KMSpico has been a thing for years so i assume anyone who still has this is a retard.
>>62898561Curious too
>become Indian>get Indian resultssimple asblackouts and outages are part and parcel of life in the new Global Mumbai
>>62898602it's a badge of honour.
>>62899768micrososft employees are majority white though. oh wait you magats think ceo actually sits there and codes.
>>62899823That's including the non tech side retard
Don't forget to give all your RAM to Altman so you can upload your data to a pay-to-access cloud that can go down at any time and is scraped 24/7 by corporations, by the way.
>>62898579its friday, not saturday.
didnt hb1 visa indians keep employing only indians also, so now you have 60k humans gone and a handful of indians running ai
>>62899906>handfuleven worse, about 100,000 Indians running AI. The clowns are running the circus
>>62899892after hours just means market isnt openbut i guess we are in the 24/5 window so you aren't wrongthat being said, MSFT dumped down below $510 overnight, which is about where it should be... but of course it popped back up.I mean, anyone on the MicroSlop ecosystems doesn't have a whole lot of options. Their profits are guaranteed regardless. Extricating your company is somewhere between a 2 year plan and impossible so... any pull back on short term bad news is a buying opportunity right?tl;drMSFT is too big to fail
>>62898388This is your average investor
>>62898171This is what happens when you replace your white workforce with a load of jeet curry niggers.
>>62898401>>62898602Anyone still using kmspico when insiders program exists is a fucking retard.
>>62898561Not only that, it's also mega pumping.
>>62899988>Insider buildsA route for the brain damaged.
>>62898581Poo's and jews: a match made in Hell.
>>62898388>Also the whole point of centralization is if something goes down no one gets ahead thats why normies love itThis. Why else do you think normgroids all use the same apps and services and tell others to use the same stuff. The outage is bullish for reminding how much of the business world relies on MS
I'm still not sure why companies outsource something as essential as email and comms. They all just jumped on a bandwagon. I'm long on companies moving back to self hosting everything
>>62900669yep. if it was down hard this morning at market open, there would have been blood, but long term Micro$lop is proven indespensible.>>62900752>I'm still not sure why companies outsource something as essential as email and commsEmail is a really hard service to self host. The fact that even M$ has trouble with it shows how hard it really is.The interoperability of all the M$ programs creates a lock in that is hard to escapeAlso, EntraID (formerly known as Azure Acitve Directory) is the Identiy and Access Management (IAM) platform of major prevalence.... going back to distributed systems is difficult in this age of patagonia vests and laptop based employees.
>>62900752I used to work at EBSCO, which is basically just a research/academic search engine. Baby version of Google but a lot of the same tenets apply.I joined at a time where they were retiring the old guard (smart white men), and bringing in the jeets and cloud services.They had fully on prem hosted servers, a bespoke CI/CD pipeline written with python and Jenkins, among other things. Everything was handcrafted with love and worked well and efficiently. Low cost high performance.Of course the indogs coming in said DITCH ALL THAT AWS EVERYTHING. So they abandoned all that in house stuff the guys had built and slowly racked up much higher costs and spottier performance and reliability.Wonder how it's looking now.
>>62900801This is my experience too. >>62900794An email server and imap client isn't that complicated, sar
>>62900801>Wonder how it's looking now.I would be looking worse but not for the fact that AI is eating the ability to even buy enterprise hardware for self hosting.It used to be that if you were big enough to afford the network pipe your business needs for on prem, that was the synergy.But now.. we're pretty fucked. And those guys who got let go in the last 5 years don't want to come back, and are you going to trust some green zoomer or alpha to manage your infrastructure>>62900825>An email server and imap clientYeah its technically doable. Lots of vendors offer a managed solution for this pretty cheaply.But once you get into the regulation shit like data loss prevention (DLP) and managed encryption, plus the ability to recall messages, your only option is Microsoft Hosted Exchange, which is basically thrown in with 365. No cost savings to not use it and nobody got fired for sticking with Microsoft in this case.
>>62898171>How the fuck are these CEOs and managers this incompetent?They are jeets.
>>62899823It's estimated that 26-34% of Microsoft staff (including full-time employees, H1-Bs and contractors) are of Indian origin
>>62898581True.
>>62898581True #2.
>>62900904So why the fuck do they keep hiring them?
>>62900943slave labour
>>62899892based grandpa
>>62899919Bullish for BABA. They build semis, run a pay app and qwen ai with 0 indian employees.
>>62888888
>>62898401Just run MASGrave script once
MOVE THINGSBREAK FAST
>>62899964This explains a lot actually.
>>62901404normies are retarded and think that it will install spyware, and they need an installation keyeven when you tell them they can wipe the drive (from the EFI) and reinstall fresh without reactivation, they are skeptical and resistentthat being said, Linux has fully arrived and staying on windows is a worse experience overall... unless you are an especially gaymen
>>62898581>>62900630Poos and Pedos are the same
>>62900943Most companies feel like they're forced to in order to stay competitive due to regulatory bullshitSome larger companies are actually too stupid to understand competence (or incompetence) when they see itAnd the other, stupider driver of it (politicians) just sell out via trade deals because we've been importing "people" who vote for more and more corrupt leadership for decades because they're retarded
